>>221325345
timmy’s crush

anyone who says they wouldn’t is capping. 2 pints and you’d be all over it

Refuse to believe you lot actually fancy these politicians

um

hello this is john pork how can i help

>>221325345
The apple of Timmy’s eye xx

>>221325366
not everyone is a touch starved timmy

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thoughts on this new song i’m making?

anyone know a good asmr channel that isnt gooner stuff

>>221325366
yeh but i would shag a man at this point

>>221325383
You have literally never had sex

>>221325383
tell us what it’s like?

Doctor Who has the most OP everything in all of science fiction. so OP they have to nerf stuff in-universe just to tell stories

The report captcha should be separate from the posting captcha

>>221325384
i hear it bro

>>221325366
I'd marry her, she's beautiful.

>>221325384
sounds good

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This is Billie. She's 24 years old.

lib dems did quite well. forgot they even existed

Me and the missus off house hunting tomorrow lads. I was such a degenerate until the age of 31 or so, shagged my way through 80 women before I finally found I loved being in the company of. There’s hope out there

ay porn

>>221325428
she has big boobies

>>221325388
Just watch men, unless...

You're blackpilling?
Restore won every seat is stood in and you're blackpilling?

>>221325428
she looks stinky af

>>221325411
doesnt do anything anyway

Oh no! The hard-working folx at GOV.UK are going to RESIGN en masse!

Who will ensure our government's digital services maintain a healthy 90% uptime now?

>>221325438
51/55 councillors in my area, it lush

>>221325428
Most youthful zoomer

the man with the golden knob

>>221325379
kek this lasted about 12 hours

The SNP has taken 41 out of the 50 constituency seats declared so far.

STARMER OUT

THE NATION HAS SPOKEN

>>221325468
we were talking about that ages ago. get with the times old man

>>221325428
Big yummy boobies ruff ruff!

>>221325384
>Island Short (Drums)
bomboclaat dis tune so bloodclaat sweet it mek mi soul buss a backflip an mi granny spirit start skankin inna di kitchen

>>221325441
im 26 and ive had sex with 1 woman 4 years ago

African lady's fire alarm going off whenever she speaks on teams, has been like that for months on end. My fire alarm did the same thing and I couldn't handle it for more than a few hours

Honestly don't know how stupid these people are

starmer in
the nation has used their inside voices

>>221325489
Want him to stay but if he's going hope they do it now and waste the new manager bounce

>>221325378
you playing out?

>>221325497
it be lit dey sey

to play us out what does that mean to play us out

>>221325428
She's looks 24

>>221325523
screeching

>>221325450
too weird i cant

>>221324056
incels don't realise he's being rejected

Right that's it, I'm voting Reform

>>221325541
A timely decision. Get yourself down to that polling station young man.

How about you Reform this blunt nigga
*smokes a big doober*

>>221325540
Whereas your vast past experience of being rejected allows you to see that.

just slammed my keyboard in a fit of autistic rage but i came to my senses and deleted it before hitting post

Deform Shittain

Not a politics expert but don't think parties base their official policies on random Facebook posts from prospective councillors

>>221325523
howling but leftypol actually thinks this will put reform voters off not get him support

>>221325566
reformed that fucking cretin into the stratosphere

>>221325567
wrong you can't get rejected if you never try

>>221325523
Go on Del

We’re all reform

>>221325523
omdz

>>221325509
NONCE ALERT

>>221325523
Is this supposed to be an own? This is what we voted for

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>>221325582
leftypol absolutely flummoxed that he still won after doing a racism

Fits quite well to the tune of Brown Girl in the Ring

>>221325523
probably already been replaced by an indian candidate

we're all fae somewhere

>Labour lose Sunderland to Reform
That's the biggest one yet

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Reform had better win Swansea, Plaid doesn't belong here. They should fuck off back to the mountains like the inbred troglodytes they are

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>>221325644
johnson never recovered from project zeus

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>>221325644

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Woah... so this is the power of the greenwave
I kneel

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compleyely forgot rolf harris is a nonce

Wasn’t Rorke saying a few weeks ago that Nige was a sheed-loving Zionist and that he was supporting Restore Britain instead?

did that one asian reform candidate that everyone spammed win?

>>221325683
get him a reform seat

rape nigger howl

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>>221325644
>Two-party politics is dead Mark, get with the times

restore deez nuts in your mum’s gob

>>221325660
phwoar good post diss wun

>>221325684
restore britain isn't running in local elections outside of great yarmouth
obviously rorke would support reform over anyone else

>>221325684
>Nige was a sheed-loving Zionist
still true though

never seen any of you care about Council seats except that one video of them on zoom having a melty

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corr that's bloody roasting so it is it's another week of absolute scorchers get in

>>221325688
a lot of those were fake

>>221325725
Global warming onamadone

Reform getting murdered in Wales
Not even winning the southern Anglo seats

>>221325725
top: off
crate of carling: carried over the shoulder
shite barbecue: can't get it lit but give me a minute
it's summer time

>>221325725
It's so fucking grim. Remember this time last year we had consistent sun.

>>221325724
you have no authority here jackie weaver

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>>221325696

I honestly think we're going to overcome this mass immigration thing and in 20 years we'll all be in a beer garden laughing about it and wondering what got into leftypol.

>>221325709
So this is the power of Restore…

>>221325684
you know he isnt real right

>>221325765
Don't think it will matter one way or the other because of AI takeover, at least that's my cope

Giggling at reddit and twitter having their cries about reform

>>221325765
Unless Starmer announces tomorrow that they’re parking the Royal Navy in the channel and all migrants already here will be detained and sent back, the next election result is already sealed

Prime Minister Sargon of Akaad

>>221325772
Is this definitely a bot or just a really sad twat? The spam isn't funny or clever at all so I don't get why it would be a bot

rorke doing a rape nigger jig much to the chagrin of the cronem

Sir Net Zero

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You think you know me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeeUhbZIejI

>>221325805
its mihai's sovl returned from the otherside disembodied from both body and intellect

Leftypol screeching in pain that Mugambi and his 8 children might have to move back to Africa (the horror!)

>>221325765
no we won't because we'll still be incel freaks that don't leave our houses to go to beer gardens. would definitely sleep better at night knowing that the biomass isnt roaming around though

>>221325783
AI takeover ain't happening

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The cans consumption commences.

>>221325811
in a mood because I "accidentally" put it in her bum again

>>221325811
bitch lookin like the old man who went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning

>>221325428
this bitch is retarded

they're not getting rid of anyone lmao

>>221325388
Moonlight Cottage ASMR is easily the best ASMR channel I've come across it's so good
>>221325441
are you who they used to call 30/80 or something like that

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Mad how this fella played Scarlett Johansson's love interest in a Hollywood film

>>221325832
I genuinely hope you lot are joking when you say you don't even have mates.

>>221325811
still sleeps on a kid sized bed. grow up love

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>>221325826
Local councils have the ability to deport people now?

>>221325805
if i had to guess it's somebody trying to refine a way to get around captchas so they can use it for actually harmful spam elsewhere

can't start drinking now I'll get rekt

dunno what to do to pass the time thoughbeit

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>>221325858

>>221325839
>hobgoblin
>dark ruby
>pint can
it's a 10 from the judges

>>221325871
yeah John Bob from Stratford upon Avon South East district 2 just put in an executive order for all browns to leave, the ruling goes above even the King

>>221325858
greens lost

>>221325865
only person in my contact list is my dad who i live with but havent had a proper conversation with in about 3 years. graduating uni in a few months and completely wasted every social opportunity i shouldve taken

grim how green my area is. only 1 in 50 people is a fellow rorke

>>221325859
someone called me something months ago yeah, took a particular interest in my story I suppose but the crowd here seems to change every once in a while when I pop in (save one or two permanent residents)

find it odd that I never liked wrestling as a kid but can appreciate it as an adult, quite like how funny it can be

>>221325660
yer is scottash??

I have, if we're not counting exes, family and people you never see any more, one mate

taking questions before i head off for a wank

>>221325906
got any good /brit/ gimmicks?

when i was a kid i thought Urban was a style of music that i was not a fan of, and so i didn't like the idea of urban areas
thanks for reading x

>>221325906
Sorry to hear that lad. I give you permission to blame woke of you want.

>>221325917
Like watching big sweaty blokes grope each others' bodies do ya?

>>221325944
will be doing this with the gf tonight x

>>221325944
not gonna click that x

>>221325887
:D

might get a pet chimpanzee

>>221325944
odd

about to order a succulent chinese meal

Internationalism for England
Nationalism for Scotland, Wales and Ireland

How do I make friends as an introverted socially anxious 30 year old male

right well that's some horrifying insectoid-zombie hybrid having sex with a woman isn't it?

>>221325982
Waiting for my tea to digest before I start the cans.

Fucking fascist pieces of shit. First Trump now this. Watch how the world burns thanks to you, incels.

>>221325366
Nope. Not touching that thing.

>>221325993
School or work.

Rorke claiming victory because the gammons he voted for are going to be the ones deciding when his bin gets collected and how often the town park gets the grass mowed. And he’ll bend over when they increase his council tax, which all Reform councils have done so far.

The impressive “Reform Wave”!

>>221325993
you don’t really. It’s crucial not to mess up your formative years

>>221325993
if you didn't make friends during your school years and keep them, you don't make new ones

>>221325880
he won't do anything though. he'll make a big show of deporting a couple of thousand illegals while importing 1 million legal immigrants. all been done before

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>>221325993
join a walking group pal

>>221325931
none lol, i just start mindlessly scrolling after exercising in the morning and dont stop until the sun sets. zero effort expended to come up with something funny and i dont think i could even if i tried
>>221325941
meh, family situation was out of my control but i definitely shot myself in the foot over and over when i was in school, and then covid just exacerbated the problem. really shouldve taken advantage of the social climate at uni but it is what it is, final lecture was yesterday and now im just 3 exams away from having to look for a job

>>221326022
Rorke doesn’t pay council tax mate his mummy does. And she gets a discount because she looks after an adult spacka

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>>221326043
You are unwell

>>221325988
>Nationalism for Scotland, Wales and Ireland
otherwise known as oluwaseun ogunleye is one of us but the british never will be

Considering going on Discord to discuss my interests but it's just going to be full of trannards isn't it

>>221326022
>>221326057
holy cope, have you seen the rorkes out there? Huge strong musclebound hunks strutting around. I saw them all descend on the polling station like a plague of chads.

>>221326046
hope you make some friends at your new job :)

>>221326077
yeah

Ah so we're back to "Reform won't do anything anyway" are we

>>221326067
based

demoralisation is just as bad as being woke btw

You guys afraid of AI robots?

>>221326113
Ah so we're back to "Ah so we're back to "Reform won't do anything anyway" are we"" are we

Still chortling at that cunt earlier who was obviously assblasted at me calling out the nastiness of leftypol for killing Charlie Kirk and laughing about it but kept denying he was leftypol like a weird freak. Nooo you think people should die for being ugly yea sure retard lmao

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We'll probably see the breakup of the uk in our lifetimes, mad isnt it

>>221326134
Seek help

>>221326134
There's one GB flag and one Aus flag in particular that get especially worked up at the mention of Charlie Kirk

>>221326142
america will balkanise first, and then i wont have a reason to care about the uk splitting up because ill have already moved to the midwest federation

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>>221326134

>>221326156
wait until you notice they’re the same person

couldn't find any floss sticks at tescos so that's me not flossing this weekend

Guys how often does the Sir Lip Balmer meme i made months ago get posted here or did it not catch on?

>>221326172
ive never flossed

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take me back

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Huh. Weird. Who could have guessed it

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>>221326129
Fucks Wall-E gon' do?

would an independent wales not be fucked? what do they even do

>>221326164
For me it will be the Republic of Texas

>>221326186
naughty

>>221326167
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt
>>221326191
Gonna give these two the benefit of the doubt and say it was under duress.

>>221326134
so what? people (me included) did the same for george floyd and you had no problem with that. why do you have to act all sensitive this time?

>>221326164
west montana and idaho are comfier honestly plus more english while the midwest is more scandi and german

Counting or not counting gang violence?

>>221326142
Wrong. You'll see the imperial federation rise.

>>221326134
sounds like the highlight of your week

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:3

>>221326164
Split in two would be my guess, itd be nice to drop the red states and let them fend for themselves

credit score up by 150
LETS GOOOOOOO

>>221326238
get him raped

>>221326247
oh hell yeah

>>221326248
Sick evil man

>>221326241
You weren't so keen the last time they tried that

You can't make friends past the age of say.... 19. Not proper friends anyway. Like two 30 year olds that have known each other for a few months, calling each other "friends"... oh yeah, "best friends"... everyone in that situation knows the deal and it's very shameful.

I will concede it might be different for women. I've never spoken to one so I don't know how that goes.

>>221326238
bless him
looks a bit like a yorkshire terrier doesn't he

>>221326247
Love it when I get my good got email telling me this :3 feel so good that I got all my debts paid off and my CCJs nearly dropped off my record

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>reform isn't base-

>>221326270
I reckon they made a big mistake doing that

>>221326278
he does! roar! scrom!

>>221326238
Even the British Bumblebee can see the writing on the wall and has started a new life underground

>>221326277
Made loads of friends in uni desu and a few in work in my 20s. Maybe you’re just unlikeable?

The right to self-determination for everyone except white English people

>>221326291
scrombling

>>221326291
What about Restore

>>221326238
rorke emerging from his man cave

>>221326291
Zia Islam Yusuf won’t like that one

>>221326291
based

>>221326291
Rorke's da

bnp was our last chance

hate how it always gets sunny in the evening so when I'm walking home i have look straight at the sun

>>221326347
just approach it from the east x

I'm pro-union but if they all really want to go their separate ways then fair enough. We'll literally be done though, like if the Russians invade Scotland I'm not helping

>>221326343
He’s the same age as Rorke lmao

I am English

>>221326364
Fuck up

>>221326366
Just reported this post to the police mate

Rorke’s mum ironing his Reform FC home shirt (size 3XL) with SUELLA printed on the back

suddenly it’s all Rorke posts again it’s all so strange

>>221326408
s

i am

rorke

>>221326358
No! I want canzuk to happen!!!

>>221326366
R1b?

>>221326247
Howd you manage such a big jump?

>>221326408
rorkeypops sat in front of his telly kissing the badge and fist pumping with every council that gets announced

>>221326419
Sixth form's let out for the day

Lots of bots on OSRS
Reminds me much of the biomass
Almost level 50 ranged, can smell my salt and chilli chicken thighs cooking lovely

>>221326419
He got buttblasted by my post and had to go on a tirade like a chimp

https://x.com/BowesChay/status/2052622272129630565
leftypol hiring a translator so he can listen to his party's victory speech

>3 liquid poos today
shame that, i was planning on sticking things up my arse later

>>221326461
he is like a performing monkey

I'm a rorke and I make rorke posts because I find them endearing.

>>221326450
Genuinely audibly laughed

Leftypol openly displaying his contempt for working-class people

>>221326472
wonder if there's a relationship between shoving things up your bum and your poos being all messed up

>>221326450
Holds his scarf up and tearily sings YNWA when a reform councillor doesn't get elected

>>221326472
would like a likky poo
far too solid and i strained and i heard a pop in my back which isn't good is it

>>221326482
hellooooo pakistani woman!

It's called the Green Party because it's Islamic you see

my rorke posts are secretly autofiction blog posts

>>221326500
PSCR

>>221326499
it's been ages (2 weeks +) since i've had bum fun so the reason might be paki pizza i consumed

>>221326466
They played this on the tele, +500 reform voters gained for this alone thank you leftypol

Ian voted yesterday but he's keeping it to himself and just hopes for a fair and democratic process

>>221326500
>tearily sings the YWNBAW remix*

>Rorke singing Liverpool/Celtic songs
Stop getting Rorke wrong

>>221326554
We all know who Thomas voted for

>>221326443
paid off a credit card debt that I'd been ignoring for years

Kind of mental that most of the working class were on board with Labour when it was about economics and workers rights, but they had to throw that away in favour of immigration for some reason and now almost every working class person supports reform.

BBC Breaking | Ex-Tory minister Sir James Cleverly defects to Reform UK

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>>221326466
the so called parody account

>>221326532
I do this sometimes as well, like if I do something runty I’ll blog about it but say it’s Rorke lmao

>>221326554
he's a good lad

Surprised Leftypol hasn't accused the votes of being rigged like he did for the American presidential election.
Perhaps he's saving that one for the general election

>>221326500
screm

Also does that sacked tranny still post here?

>>221326496
Leftypol dining with Sadie, Jim and Ashmed from the office later tonight and moaning about reform while surrounded by mostly white people with a token brown at the other tables and being served by Indians.

is hull lad in?

nobody:
literally nobody:
leftypol:
rorke on his all inclusive: slide to the left take it back now ya′ll 1 hop this time right foot let's stomp
left foot let′s stomp cha cha real smooth

>>221326563
Rorke’s thick and not a real footy fan so he doesn’t understand why singing YNWA isn’t appropriate

>Cassie testified she did not want to continue having sex when she wanted to vomit, that GHB made her feel drunk and tipsy, that cocaine made her heart race and that mushrooms made the walls come alive.

>She was asked what would happen after the escort ejaculated on her and she testified that Diddy would want it put on his body in the next room, and that she would spread the semen on Diddy's nipples. She testified she did NOT want to do so.

rorke putting on muscle mass, losing belly fat, getting right with God, getting a chaste gf/future wife, getting his Reform councillor elected, getting a job and just improving his life in general.

>>221326563
Rorke's taking ownership, if the gays and blacks could do it so can he

Rorke voting for his local independent Muslim group

Leftypol talking about "the footy"

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>>221326554

>>221326613
Leftypol is a proppa footy lad

>>221326605
Sounds like an innocent victim to me chud

>>221326608
right well the only one of these things hes actually doing is getting his indian reform councillor elected, the rest is utter fantasy for a man like him

Rorke dining with Satnam, Jahid and Ashmed from the office later tonight and moaning about the greens while surrounded by mostly brown people with a token white (himself) and being served by Indians.

Rorke feeling extra bold after Reform’s win today and shouting “PAKI” in the background while his mum orders their curry on the phone

Leftypol frustrated he can’t vote for restore in his area

>>221326291
He's obviously a fan of the biomass gimmick

meltdwon

rorkiplier

Leftypol asking Rorke if he watched the men's football last night

gfs whatsapp group voted me as the fittest boyfriend :P

Is that black lady still leading the tories

>Godzilla attacks London
>the government somehow blames transgenders and muslims

rorke getting raped by the rape rorke party

>>221326608
Then waking up the next morning in his childhood bedroom and carrying on with his usual dogshit chud life

HUGE MELTY
STINKY

Dogberg barking at the thunder outside

leftypol getting rorke wrong
rorke having leftypol down to a tee

>>221326640
Makes zero sense. Why would rorke be dining with exclusively browns?

>>221326687
>>221326687
>>221326687

>>221326683
get him stir fried

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even diego:
Rorke: gurrrllllll put your records oooooonnnnn tell me your favourite sooooooonggggg you go ahead let your hair downnnn~

>>221326039
Other way around buddy

Leftypol hoping England lose as long as it's not one of the black players' fault

normies have no personality beyond racism you mention having a Japanese for lunch they immediately pull their eyes back

Rorke spilled his milk on his bedroom roadmap floormat

>>221326692
idk why are /pol/ meetups almost exclusively brown? it's a mystery

>>221326660
no proof