rTim edish
had this one ready didnt you lad. how suspicious
might do some yoga i reckon
do it. post about it. lets see if he's the pedantic cunt.
how come weird sexo girls never approach me when I'm reading in public
Stravapramen straight down the 'atchlaavleeey
Thunder is shaking the house
abertawe lad absolutely seething that plaid got 3 there lmao
*clears throat*shoving my face deep into victoria coren's wobbly milf arse and inhaling the rich scents until my lungs are filled!
>>221327639bit gay
four gins in, building up a really nice steam
what does sir jezza have to say about all this
purely from a colour perspective, i prefer dark blue to light blue and hope that dark blue is the colour of the year 2029
must be mad having kids
why does leftypol jump so fast to blaming the country for voting the way they do
The British public are ungovernable. Utterly baffling how Labour were voted in because people were sick of 14 years of the Tory's asset stripping the UK, only for the Tory's to now be polling above Labour. Boggles the mind really.
Janninho onamadone
ah yes another politics debate is it? why not just shag my arse and get it over with
So... how about all that political politics that the politicians have been up to.
>>221327639right those are the berges then
mental how I keep sabotaging my weight loss
doing an hour of double pay overtime yes I am, can’t knock it really cos I didn’t get out of bed until 9:45 anyways when I start at 8:30 kek
>>221327679Democracy must be protected from the voters
Why did you vote for the brexit party
>>221327702
only poo once a week, it feels better when it comes out
>>221327709I misheard them and thought it was the breakfast party
What!?
mental how i'm probably the only 30 year old millionaire on /brit/
Plaid Cymru won
aliens are real
>>221327719not even gay, but there aren't many things that feel as good as a big poo sliding out of your bum
did the men in the coloured ties do better than the other men in the different colour ties? fascinating stuff
>>221327681>Utterly baffling how Labour were voted in because people were sick of 14 years of the Tory's asset stripping the UKlabour voters unironically believe this
bekfaft meanf bekfaft
>>221327741
>>221327670nah it’s kosher >>221327697ye
>>221327702sc
>>221327743sorry there was no spherical object to keep your goo goo ga ga brain occupied
>>221327742Male G spot is up there that's why
>>221327702even the bots are nonces here
I hope SeasideMARK dies of a heart attack soon. Fucking nonce prick.
>>221327719how do you bear the thought of all the brown sludge inside of you all the time
>>221327730If you count my house and what I’m due to inherit at some point I’m a 30 year old millionaire too
>>221327761Give it up Rorke
>>221327742i like the thick/firm ones ones they clearly tickle your prostate on the way out and a little pre cum comes out of your knobber
does anyone have that webm where it zooms in on an angry looking sir kier?
>>221327681its literally the team not the managerbrits are a lazy, ignorant, entitled whinging bunch of bitter cunts
>>221327794
>>221327782timmy been in care less than a year and the bames have already got him wearing trackies and baseball caps
right
>>221327777is it? i really doubt my poo is touching my g spot
Right then lads, what's for tea?
>brits are a lazy, ignorant, entitled whinging bunch of bitter cunts
>>221327843datamining freak
>>221327843fish
>>221327796truly can't fathom how out of touch you have to be to think the last election was about anything other than immigration
britain needs an arteta
>>221327843kebabbut i'm making it myself and not funding pakis
>>221327843had some crisps
how does leftypol cope with the fact that the working classes have categorically rejected him?
just sent in my postal vote, can't wait for the election results lads x
>brits don't drink tea during their tea time
>>221327853so people were voting for more immigration last election?
your conservative movement sire
>>221327876Greens and Plaid are up massively though?It's Centrism that's been rejected. Britain needs Communism.
>>221327886I do
>>221327886why would i have tea with my tea?
>>221327810t. Wealthy cunt, or wealthy cunt apologist
>>221327810>tfw net negative tax payerKeep climbing the greasy pole corpo cunt
Rorke setting up a whole doner apparatus in his kitchen
dont touch me. do not fucking touch me.
>>221327741will the aliens help you open the strait of hormuz?
>Greens and Plaid are up massively though?
>>221327886when i got home from school i'd always have a cup of tea and toastthat's what tea is, something to tide you through til dinner
Shall be getting the playoffs watched in a bit
just straightly destroyed my arse with a bbc dildo
>>221327886In southern England, the evening meal is called dinner. In northern England, the evening meal is called tea. Yes this is confusing, because there is also the drink called tea.
>yes im voting reform/restore how could you tell?
>>221327935Only funny thing is your total detachment from reality
putting drugs up my arse
>>221327886I don't smoke during smoko
>>221327943thats quick. i thought they were all end of may
>>221327948>thanks for the vote goy
>>221327958*puke emoji*
One time at school camp they called it supper and I was like but it's dinner lol
>>221327895The Jewish babe is going to crush him in the general election
>>221327888no the conservative vote got split between tories and reform because tories imported 2 million brownoids
>>221327949can men get pregnant?
wonder what's for tea
>>221327958sexsexsexsexooooothis makes me so hard i love girls like thisslutty chubby and mid looking but SEX
james cameron hates british tea time
>>221327876>1930s Germany>Working class Germans vote for Nazis>Nazis send their working class voters to go die in trenchesYou reap what you sow
Australia is more linguistically southern England were souf
nothing to smile about in my life
>>221328011cheer up x
When I was 18, my parents went away on holiday for a week and I had the house completely to myself. Out of pure curiosity, I ended up snooping through their bedroom drawers and found one of my mum’s dildos. For some reason I decided to try on some of her clothes and mess around with it, but I couldn’t actually get it in, so I just ended up sucking on it while wanking. Afterwards I felt this massive wave of shame and disgust and never touched anything like that again.It’s weird looking back at the random gay stuff you can experiment with once when you’re young and then just completely leave behind forever.
americans should be required to wear this hat when they travel abroad
>>221327982that still puts the pro-immigration parties on top
anime
>>221328011Develop a harmless addiction. Satisfying it will become you happiness
>>221327985theyre called penis havers and of course they can
listening to pink floydits a comfortable, easy go to for me
kept hearing the claim that getting /fit/ doesn't attract women and that is a liesince getting /fit/ it's like women finally notice I exist
Cheesy chips at Wembley £6.50
Woman across the street is in her 40s and seems autistic but she's not that bad looking and always seems interested in me, might give it a go
>>22132798yes.given man refers to a social gender role and trans men exist, the answer is simple.enjoy being a retarded MAGA ZOG schizo who wants to live in a fictional fantasy hitlerian reimagining of the 1950s ig.
I get England, but why the fuck are retards in Wales voting Reform?They don't respect your language or culture at all. Your ancestors would be ashamed.
>>221328050why can't brits melt they cheeses
>>221328050
>>221328006Trench warfare was the other war mong boy.
>>221327958First on the right would get split in half with my nuclear cock
Reform are fascists and should be executed accordingly.
>>221328066I like unmelted grated cheese on my chips
We all watching the big game tonight?
>>221327843chippy tea soon, cod chips and gravy
I have a girlfriendNo, I'm not interested in analAny other questions
>>221328025I support this. I hate Americans so much it's unreal.
>>221328050Would love to smack them out his handI find that shit hystericalRemember walking up to this lad while pished, he was about to eat a chip and I shouted 'fuck no nigga' and sent his bag of chips flying into the vape shop he was standing outside
>>221328026reform hadn't established itself enough to be a viable contender at the time, voting any way would have put the pro-immigration parties on top. people simply chose to not vote for the party imported 2 million brownoids to deliberately suppress wages
>>221328093YES Hullbro
Nice cuddles with the gf tonight lads
>>221328103vile little scrote you are
really americans should be required by law to wear a padded helmet at all times so they are not a danger to themselves or others
>>221328103poscr
>>221328103you're a bully
>>221328010We have this whole mythos about it being all fenian ned kelly types getting sent over from cork but the reality is most of us came from dan landan tan way
>>221328098Heard it's all catfish now
>>221328143I will NEVER submit to SHARIAH
>>221328061thisso much this
>>221328119i have experienced this and it is overrated it is too much work for a few fleeting moments of joy
Sudenly I turn 30 and Im getting sick of going out drinking, am I getting old?
>>221328166Not with the right person it’s not :)
>>221328063Because the welsh are the ultimate cucks to the english
>>221328190Tranny beer
>>22132791914 million people keep the other 56 million alive
MIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCOME ON YOU FUCKING LIONS
>>221328190really hate that ugly cunt
>>221328169i see old fucks at festivals all the time and intend on being one of themit becomes more about quality over quantity
>>221328077Here's a trench in Italy during WW2, but in any case, that isn't the point of my post. The point is that if you support an amoral movement then there's a chance those amoral leaders will turn around on you.
>>221328133>>221328138>>221328148I made that up, I would never do it to someone I'd feel awful
>>221328190Thought he was wearing a Restore shirt for a second there
>>221328209BASED
Hypothetically if you had a gf would you be willing to drink her piss?
>>221328066that is "cheese and chips" you can get "cheesy chips" when they melt it (which is extra)
They can have independence as long as they take every last non-white
>>221328190light beer is for faggots, but bud light is for super faggots
>>221328209Oh yeah I forgot Hull were playing MillwallWould like them both to go up desu
southampton will get promotedwest ham will go downarsenal will win the league
>>221328218That's why I didn't vote for the Greens :)
>>22132806330% of Wales are English people who’ve moved here.
>>2213282424213
umsex
https://youtu.be/saz95lOkfv0
>>221328255big cat enjoyer
>>221327741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvjgIxuVdo4
>>221328270um
>>221328203Think about this: if wealthy cunts paid better wages then more working people would have comfortable lives in good health. Then they wouldn't claim so many benefits (yes many benefits are given to people who are in work, but they just don't earn very much) and they wouldn't be as much of a burden on the NHS.
Just saved a jpeg
>>221328229don't care for a filthy saesnegs opinion on the matter you don't get a say can't wait for king arthur to return and drown you all
>>221328244light beer is for when you want to drink all day imo
>>221328270why are you numbering 15 year old girls?
im the most affable lad in /brit/
why is it that other swedes come here to /pol/post
>>221328267No I said amoral leaders. The racist ones. The ones who would leave you to die if you were on fire.
>>221328290can't blame you it's a really cute penguin
Odds I go buy some biscuitsEvens I go on a diet
>>221328270Me setting my team up in FM 2015
ok think it might be time to finally get out of bed
Nigger a nigger a niggy to the nig nig
>>221328006the current liberal world order is far more evil an reform chudding out
do you mongs realise the age of consent is 16?there is nothing wrong with saying i want to fuck a 16 year old you dumb fucks don't need to hide it behind a lame joke like>just saved a jpg>they are so fucking sexy in their skirtssay it loud and clear - I WOULD FUCK THEM
>>221328340>do you mongs realise the age of consent is 16?alri russel brand
If they're old enough to vote they're definitely old enough to shag, end of
>>221328340you really think they’re talking about 16 year olds?
jarvis reply lol to all depressing blog posts
>>221328340UM
>>221328033I love Japanese anime
the new ink
once had a poo so horrific i was just sat there sobbing for over an hour in agony
>>221328340Don't think I really hid it
came back from the shit and janny deleted the old thread, why'd he do it?
>>221328340Average reform voter
SHE WAS 15 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES OLD YOU SICK FUCK
is rorke banging on about age of consent laws again deary me
Rorke chatting up youthful girls in the line to vote
>>221328324fuck that shit, get the biccys in
need more boozingtons
>>221327982Reform will also import 2 million brownoids because their corporate sponsors will need them to do the shitty work they don't want to pay white wages for.
Think it would be weird to actually shag one at this point but not going to pretend they don't have the best legs when they clearly do
>>221328340curious that your age of attraction happens to perfectly coincide with the legal age of consent and definitely doesn't stoop ever lower than that
here is your uk tour bro
>>221328394janny is a force of nature like a volcano or a storm, its pointless to try and determine what set him off on a melty on any given day
Rorke is done for in Wales. Back over the bridge with you.
>>221328362do you really know what age school ends in the ukrd? if they're signing each other's shirts it's the last day of school. they are 16.
>>221328427But it’s okay because… something something
>>221328340I can do you one better lad.. I HAVE fucked them and they were definitely already 16 yep they were (I was the same age)
>>221328425no you don't have a green tea instead
just the 13 units today
im sneezing
>>221328425ktimneed to get it in before i'm too steamboats
Abolish the age of consent but only for homosexuals
>>221328427and if that happens the people will vote for the even more anti-immigration party
>>221328434if you don't live in london you aren't human
>>221328430my age of attraction is based on looks i don't pay attention to age but normally it's around the ages of 18-21there are some fit 16 year olds that matured early
>>221328458i think this is actually what the gays were campaigning for for a while
>>221328434corr remember when she was at glastonbury and they had a camera under the stage
>>221328445>two bumlets and an utter hoggrimyear 11 lads on harikari watch
raising the age of consent law to my mom's age so no one can have her but me
>>221328441
>>221328434listening to leftypol>>221328455oh swedeposter is still here, nice to see you stuck around, you own horses right?
/brit/ but all the posts are read aloud by the posterswould be kino
>>221328394he's a green voter
>>221328481so you're saying you would shag a girl arbitrarily young if she looked your type
>>221328434so let me get this right she plays the same set at the same place every daymust fucking suck being a musician
popping to sainsburys, you want anything?
>>221328458We used to have a separate age of consent for bumming
>>221328267You think the Greens of all parties are going to be sending people to fight wars of conquest?
Is it ok for me as a 36 year old to wank over Olivia Rodrigo
>>221328524We must recover the Holy Land inshallah
think i've just walked into a PIE meeting
>>221328510no i wouldn't because it's morally and legally wrong that's not the same as saying she isn't attractive retardif i showed you a 13 year old that looked 30 and you claimed you are not attracted, you'd be lying or a faggot
>>221328522what if you were rooting a shelia up her arse?
>>221328507thailad would do this many moons ago
american leftypol traveling to the uk for faggots and spotted dick, only to come back with cigarettes and pudding
>>221328495Kek the irony
Got to be honest lads I didn't think that new Boards of Canada single was all that good
>>221328534shes young enough to be your daughter you sick fucking freak
>>221328544I am pretty interested in the PIE, yes. Do you subscribe to the Germanic Substrate Hypothesis though? And where do you think the PIE Urheimat truly was?
>>221328569What’s the irony
>>221328534no it is not
Getting ready for Slamdunk Festival lads?
i don't listen to music
>>221328470this desu. the gap between london and the rest of the country is so insurmountable that even being forced to live around the biomass cant close it
i love PIEi love CHIPSi love GRAVY and CURRY SAUCE
>>221328557She would of also needed to have been 18+
>>221328434Britain is so tiny just get the train down to London ffs
>>221328555so you would be equally attracted to a 13 year old and a 30 year old that otherwise looked identical
mental how 2 pints totally changes my personality
Might get steaming. Might not. The possibilities are still open.
Hour 3 of today's Binding of Isaac run
>>221328461And all of them will keep not delivering, because every time they're backed by corporate interests. That's what right wingers do lil guy. welcome to the real world.
Just been for a lovely walk getting some fresh air and exercise whilst piehead has been melting down on /Brit/ stuck inside his smelly childhood bedroom
>>221328590reckon your dad was its first speaker
>>221328597yes lad see you there
>>221328625He controls your brain
>>221328434the o2? you mean the millennium dome
>>221328340So this is Rorke>>221328408Done 'im
there is absolutely no way thay reforms immigration policy will be worse than the other choices, you're just special snowflake contrarians making the perfect the enemy of the good againthis will be the best result we could have hoped for right now
30 year-old women be like:>She's only 29 you sick fucking freak
>>221328633He doesn't even control his own brain mate he exists purely on instinct and lust for pies
>>221328625get any looks?
>>221328434anyone that can afford a ticket to this can afford a train to london
>>221328626He's only 59
10 years ago...you'd think they'd have learned their lesson. Can't barrage the farage
>>221328648how would you know, no woman would speak to you
>>221328649You can't go one day without mentioning him
got steaming thursday nightgot steaming last nightwill i be getting steaming tonight? you best bloody believe it!
>>221328663I expected better from you Jeff
>>221328624so edgy and above it, you are
i'm retired
>>221328687I live in new south wales
>>221328647>thinking Reform will actually do anythinglol, simp
>>221328648It's mad how much my ability to interact with women improved once I started acting like I had no respect for them. Ironically, I do, I love my mummy very much, but it's no longer difficult to speak to women the same way I speak to men
was getting a good steam on but seem to have lost momentumshame that, i was planning to cross dress and wank to all sorts of sissy and forced bi porn but that might not happen nowwe'll just have to see how i feel after i scran some pizza
>>221328678he can’t go 10 minutes without mentioning him on EW, Belgium flag or the numerous other characters
>>221328625would you be averse to me and you going out sometime and getting to see if we're compatible?>>221328663i miss this era of politics when people said stuff like that
what's the latest from the umcord?
got in line (queue)
>>221328696no you dont
>>221328625Get in there lass, hope you had a nice time outside and the sun was shining. I went out for a 2hr walk along the coast with my bf earlier, it were lush it were. I hope your weekend is just as lush!We're all gonna make itcheers x
>>221328656and how old is his boyfriend?
Peeing non stopStop drinking keep passingNow thirsty but still pissing
Alone, and for no discernible reason, the penguin blunders into a catastrophic strategic maritime disaster
>>221328504i do, but i’m not the swede you replied to
Me? Absolutely terrified of the party who won't do anything
>Utah! Get me two... TWO
>attracted to young, fertile, prime women>accused of being an "average reform voter"umm i'm apolitical (coomer) but i think i should be voting reform
>>221328690No, not above it. I'm quite pissed off, mostly because people keep voting in corporatists using racism to bait suckers like you.
Synthizens of Synthos, I formally challenge Rorke's right to the throne.
>>221328725He's not gay, but he did have an affair with a negress once. Would've been based if it were someone else's dad haha
>>221328717just use my switch pro controller for most games me
>>221328654 this is offensive to celtic people
how do girls walk around with their bum out do they not feel any shame? I would be mortified
>>221328698What is your full point of view. Elaborate it.
>>221328650Nah but I walked down an alley and a group of youths were smoking illicit substances I avoided eye contact and walked straight past didn't want to get lynched or sexually abused>>221328709Shrewsbury?
Note for anyone still trapped inside the decaying corpse of Dubai: take videos while flying out the country to avoid imprisonment
Farrage is a wannabe yank
>Is that a biologically-mature female above the age of consent? OMG you absolute cockwombling NONCE of a wankpuffin
You're laughing.Leftypol is writing his suicide note, and you're laughing. Fucking terfs and racists, the lot of you.
trying to get chat gpt to put the toilfus face on a picture of kate upton with her baps looking massive in a bikini
The last Great Briton
>>221328730wonderful creature>>221328790i'll be there
leader of the Scottish Greens is a yank woman who's an immigrant to the UK how's that then?
>>221328749>Reform will also import 2 million brownoids because their corporate sponsors will need them to do the shitty work they don't want to pay white wages for.which party are you voting for then? surely not the open border greens
https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2026/may/07/age-gap-relationship-influencersWhy are people so judgemental
30-year-old Rorke searching "how to chat up 16 year old girls" on google
>>221328784was thinking about this for low cut shirts and wondered if it makes their boobs more chilly but I didn't want to articulate it and be called a 'cel
leftypols pretending to be rorkes and demoralising is so desperatesorry that the greens completely failed oh way, I'M NOT LOLOLOLreform chads keep winning
>>221328624it's quite clever really>make all your policies about a thing the public are in a tizzy about>get into power>don't fix the thing>make the thing worse>campaign about fixing the thing, the thing is an outrage, down with thing etc>public vote for you cos they're SICK of the thing and you're the only ones saying you'll sort it>repeat
>>221328534do what you like mate
>>221328687Polanski is optimal tbf.
>>221328819Learnt Welsh and taught his kids Welsh too btw
>>221328843legal innit
NEW (for #310)>>221327610>>221327610>>221327610
Just take a step back and ask what it says about your society overall if some guy everyone knows is an Israeli intelligence agent can just tweet the same thing every day at 8am and keep the global economy in la la nonsense dreamland for months
>>221328849>Greens up almost 400+ seats>Retarded maga zog nazi reformtards trying to spin this as a losssub zero IQ
>>221328534as long as you're not getting weird and cum tribbing her or something like that
30 year-old Rorq searching "how to chat up 13 year-old white girls" on Google
>>221328876how many seats are reform up
>>221328727Wouldn't happen to be in an unheated home during a cold snap in the literal wee hours would you
>>221328785Reform will make life unpleasant for a few people, and embolden a few racists to be more openly and outwardly racist. Then they'll do what gets them the big money: they import millions of immigrants like Tories and Labour before them. >>221328826voting SNP until we are able to hard border England. Then SNP falls apart (nobody votes for SNP aside for wanting independence) and a new set of political parties will show up that'll be more interesting.
>>221328939>SNPyou voted for infinite browns mate
>>221328999All votes are for infinite browns pal. you just don't know it yet.
£13,000 left on my PCP car finance to pay
