CHRISTIANITY edition
>>221330468Only familiar with are Ely USA
doing a jig
it pie night (chicken ham & leek)
>>221329810We should help those people get into work rather than take away their benefits, offer no help at all, and watch them get into drink, drugs, mental health problems, crime, etc.
get the new built
>>221330627alri thomas jefferson
drank almost all my beerbergs already
just sent a wheelie bin full of Green votes over on th' ferry
>>221330557not seeing this Immersion on the app store?
nth for the gyaldem
>>221330628
https://vocaroo.com/1eSDAbIrbnz9
the thing is is that beer has loads of caloriestherefore i shouldnt have dinner
>>221330601Choose your languagePsalm 19:1-14Psalm 19:1-14 KJVNIVKJVESVNLTNKJVThe heavens declare the glory of God; And the firmament sheweth his handywork. Day unto day uttereth speech, And night unto night sheweth knowledge. There is no speech nor language, Where their voice is not heard. Their line is gone out through all the earth, And their words to the end of the world. In them hath he set a tabernacle for the sun, Which is as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, and rejoiceth as a strong man to run a race. His going forth is from the end of the heaven, and his circuit unto the ends of it: And there is nothing hid from the heat thereof. The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: The testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple. The statutes of the LORD are right, rejoicing the heart: The commandment of the LORD is pure, enlightening the eyes. The fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever: The judgments of the LORD are true and righteous altogether. More to be desired are they than gold, yea, than much fine gold: Sweeter also than honey and the honeycomb. Moreover by them is thy servant warned: And in keeping of them there is great reward. Who can understand his errors? Cleanse thou me from secret faults. Keep back thy servant also from presumptuous sins; Let them not have dominion over me: Then shall I be upright, and I shall be innocent from the great transgression. Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
all just feels a wee bit pointless doesn’t itwhen you really think about it
>>221330651dont ever steal my posts again
>>221330642haha this was me with my gin but got a brown to bring me a contingency bottle and some crisps so i am steaming ahead so to speak
>>221330619PHWOOOARgood kittingtinshire diss
>>221330666nice try, satan
god bless god!
>>221330654cock sucking whore
caberge
got the bantervirus haha wahey
>>221330642got 2 cans of Punk IPA left and 3 bottles of strong cider
nigger roar
right well that's me force-fed the remaining macros for the day
>>221330698bit odd
bespectacled harry potter enthusiastically waving around his wand and screaming ‘labia majorum!’
ffs meant to be going to gfbergs place but i'm already well into steamingtoil by myself. got another bokkle in from the shop too. what shall i DOODODOOOO
>>221330698that cat looks retarded
hull millwall anyone? x
>>221330658looks cool, I like how it's retained a retro aesthetic
>>221330698looks like rich evans
very fullchippy tea in my bellyoh lordchippy tea in my bellyi got full belly problemsoh lord
>>221330727perhaps consider FONT
>>221330680God bless you DiegoWe argue sometimes but I love you as a brother in Christ
>>221330658cosy
its a long way to tipperaryits a long way to go
Nevadas actually kind of peng
>>221330654ugly looking goblin bitch
Did this lad get elected?
zip it cody
I HATE the gyaldem
Got just got elected councillor for the Asian Fanny Party in Weston Super Mare
might spot sir rosenior watching hull
mate's just said he hopes the Reform win in our area will keep the boats out. we're nearly 200 miles from the sea :/
>>221330760*drops an artillery shell on you*
>>221330781no seats declared for lewisham yetwe'll know if tojo is sending them all back later
>>221330637>We should help those people get into work rather than take away their benefitswe do mate. they make no effort to try find work and they lie and make up excuses as to why they can't go to their scheduled job interviews, job interviews they would fail on purpose if forced to attendthey're not in work because it's easier to doss around on benefits
think this girl I used to perv on was from Ely. Or March.
>>221330781yeah, on naboo
drinking shandies to ease myself into the 'ming 'l
>>221330783
>Hantavirus exposure in NJ Pack it in, lads
>>221330811come out as gay to your family yet?
never once eaten an eel
Idea: flood thr ocean with guts and blood and stuff that will attract sharks which will make the journey too dangerous
>>221330835me? for me? myself, i hear you ask?second voddy, unmeasured, but possibly a doubledrawn a line on the bottle to make sure im up for shoptoil tomorrow
>>221330835only got 4 ciders me, will have to drink them fast to get the 'ight 'eam 'n
shteaming like a rocket de ladas
>>221330745ahh dont konw who you are but thanks for the kind words
>>221330806Mare?
>>221330654Ooooh beepity beep beep time for another gyaldem update
>>221330854they're tasty
>>221330847Please never post this again
it's a long way to tipperaryit's a long way to goit's a long way to tipperaryto the tightest mick boyhole
need to stop reading medical articles about diseases and suchgives me fucking anxiety
>>221330823every cleaning job refuses to train people. They all demand professional experience, references and most request car drivers.Go try apply for a volunteer position at a charity shop. That want your recent work history, two references.Mass immigration has created this low trust society
>>221330882haha
>>221330882
I feel drunk already wtf
>>221330835Bass Shandy one of the best soft drinks going back in the day along with D&G Ginger Beer and KA Black GrapeAll gone now
got the bastarding booker T. and the M.G's on for fuck's sake
Mentally preparing myself to watch a 4 hour film
considering the humble tanuki this evening
>>221330913not started yet only just started feeling normal hahawhich means time to start again soonbig night on the cards thowont eb home before the sunrise
The company that put the anti-graffiti coating on the murdered jew memorial in Berlin was IG Farben.Lol.
>>221330835no booze for me. changed man. will be up early for a long incelwalk before rotting and dossing about for the rest of the day
>>221330942useless fat cunt
>>221330863I weight my vodka out on scales50ml or as best I can and 100ml fizzy water
>>221330637hmm no we should be mean to people because it makes atheists happy
>>221330882slapped that cunt silly
tunes are onlife's great (for a minute)
>>221330933green onions?
IB Farten
>>221330871same, Knights though so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=460YrvtZNPA
>>221330945Didn't ask
>>221330942they're real?
keep wanting to get screened for the cancers but doc says i'm too young to be worrying about that stuff
>>221330996she 4x mentally unstable
>>221330971scream the antiicipation of the first drinkwhat the night could bringmaybe meet my wife!!!and hten the realityi go out multiple times each weekeach time its more or less the samei drink too muchi feel badpeople hate mei'm alonethe endITS THE HOPE THAT KILLS YOUUUUUUUUUU
>>221330976na, Let's Go Get Stoned
>>221331026can you shut up you boring mong
>>221330998sent that little god botherer flying
>>221330965>atheistsread the didache
I believe that she will win
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778264959097599.webm
>>221330991>nell and sonwait a minute....that would mean...nell! my man!
>>221331035keep looking down your nose at them lad. they'll happily keep bloodying it like they did today.
>go out multiple times a weekunthinkable for us peons
over an hour to the nearest IKEA, take the piss
>>221331035mad how you can tell the two at the front are brothers
https://youtu.be/6HMMutlH9tA?si=J3Mq15N_UNF2OfYVjust like mad how shit my life is like
haven’t checked the news todaydid the youthquake happen yet?
Key aspects of SeasideMark include:TikTok Presence: He is a recognized personality on TikTok.Content Themes: Videos often showcase "Seaside Sustainability," litter picking, and his personal "Seaside Squad" community.Location: He operates out of Dorset, UK.Catchphrases: Content often centers on phrases such as "This Is My Hair Wetted".He is a distinct, largely community-driven figure on social media rather than a traditional artist or brand.
yer gettin ya cawk sucked kid
>>221331095this country is like over 50% over 50 so that's never going to happen lol
>>221331004bring up the vaxx and how all you read about is young people getting cancer
>>221331124anyone have that video of two british bimbo munters being like "we're cock destroyers cor"
This Is My Hair Wetted
>>221331112is this true?
>>2213311126x lush n all
my whole life my whole fucking life
I hate weekends. Just waiting to go back to toil.
>>221331087Listening now x
I am full scottish R1b.
>>221331081actually they don't exist
>>221331067>you're getting your cock sucked kidkek
>>221331162fuck off
>>221331162get a hobby
could you all just shut the fuck up for 5 minutes
love it when women get bogged and bimbofy themselves looks sexy in a "I'm a whore look at me" wayespecially when they walk around in gym-style clothes too ooh leaves nothing to the imagination god I'm such a coomer
rorke singing a soulful slave song while he's put to work in the rape fieldstaniqua hearing his voice and falling in love
*shuts the fuck up*
booking a room in the Poet's House, Ely to get absolutely steaming
>>221331172oh its an ai is it
>>221331137fucking lmao they have a wiki pagehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cock_Destroyers>In October 2018, after finishing a £300 morning session at London's St James's Hotel and Club[3] with several clients including chief executive officers, doctors, and a police officer,[2] the pair filmed a video in their hotel room
um ... !
*still silent for 2 more minutes*
>>221331245stupid creature would go well in a stew
maybe if we increase immigration from the 3rd world even more people will finally see how wonderful a diverse multicultural society is and stop voting reform
Q: Write a paragraph like SeasideMarkA: Right then, hello everyone, hope you’re all having a proper lovely day so far! I’m just out here by the coast, it’s absolutely lush out today, look at that sea—get in there my lad! I’ve just been doing a bit of litter picking, giving back to nature because it’s important to look after our planet, isn't it? Might head down to the Wetherspoons later for a nice cold Pepsi Max and a bit of a chill out. Remember to stay positive, keep smashing it, and don't let anyone get you down. It’s all about those good vibes, simple as that!
i'n eating toroletoloni so fuck off
>>221331261genuinely in awe at how boring this post is
Metallica are doing their soundcheck right now, can hear them from my 'rents house
guess who's backback again
>have close friendship with a girl>she gets a bf>continues to want to do psuedo bf-esque activities with me>wonders why i'm no longer interested in doing thatis she actually retarded?
>>221331314hate mass migration me
>>221331198Ah, that was a nice break
im allowed to talk now because 5 minutes is up
>>221331286ktim when working from home and I'm in a meeting
>>221331308start packing your bags mohammadremigration looms for yougoat fucker bastard
>>221331303CoastalMatt, SeasideMong's bizarro world twin
>>221331342*tackles you and drives my knee into your sternum on the ground*
*opens a packet of After Eights and passes them around the thread*
>>221331337Who the fuck asked you and what does this have to do with what I said you spastic?
>>221331336blog on normoid
>>2213313425 minutes could have swore it was a decade
>>221331374not after eight is it? stupid twat
so andross, you show your true form!
>>221331374erm this is illegal
>>221331374*takes one and puts the wrapper back in the box*
>>221331336women want to have their cake and eat itgot female colleagues that like to gently flirt with me despite being in a stable LTR
anyone wanna have sex with me tonight? Women ideally
>>221331350>remigrationlmao, this spacker genuinely believes this. Have you not understood that anti-immigration rhetoric is all about keeping the working class down and is not about "sending them back"? It has already bit you in the ass and it will continue to do so ans you are neing played like a fiddle.
hello
>>221331374far too early, disgusting behaviour
>>221331413you son of a BITCH
*brings in a mysterious crate covered in a tarpaulin and sets it in the corner of the thread*
>>221331336>psuedo bf-esque activities with mesuch as?
can't just have one packet of crisps always turns into at least 3
>>221331429that's me convinced. will vote green next time x
>>221331245corr scrabbit
>>221331413vile bastard
So I need to fucking move to ALASKA right NOW
feels like some youtube shorts are too long to be considered a "short" and only serve to help the algorithm and engagement when i'd rather click on and watch them as just a normal video.
>>221331471Ktim
pie will be ready in approx 20 mins
Bet it's fun being a traveller 2bh
>>221331465Yes, because if you had any idea about my posting you'd definitely deduce I am urging people to vote, you mong.
>>221331462need to get on those root vegetable crisps lad much more fibre in them like
rasheed trying to choose between fucking his cousing and fucking his goat
We at /brit/ say: up the Lions!
>>221331471are you an outdoorsman or a fisherman
wish i was in colonial malaya being fanned down in the sweltering heat by some servant boy called gubba gubba or something amusing whilst i longed for england
/pol/ maregasm webm
shteamingtoil well well well underway
we /mfc/ now
*is constantly going in and out of a side-door of the thread bringing in small boxes and cases and setting them down in the corner of the thread*
Can tell that poo was the burrito i ate 4 days ago, must be a crazy backlog in intestineberg>>221331500What kind
>>221331545chicken, ham and leek, I already mentioned this
>>221331453like long chats holding hands on a friday nightgoing to festivals just the 2 of us/splitting off if in a larger groupletting her share the uber at more cost and time to me (admittably this was always me being beta)
>>221331529boy?
*slap bass musical sting**establishing shot of /brit/*
>>221331511That'd be the stereotype for every aryan white hilbilly and bogan whether in the appalachians, the australian outback, new zealand or wales.
hull qts spotted, they need bmc
eating poo
thingken of the ex gf i broke up with 6 years ago
https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8?t=114
>>221331586this but it's the toilfu I never actually hooked up with
>>221331581
why do I live like a little incel goblin that just wants to drink alone in my dark smelly bedroom
>>221331529um
>>221331557Didnt see, sounds really good
>>221331610drinking alone is so boringi actually drink less alone cos it's so boring and pointless v rare to black out drinking alone
too early for the thread to become so melancholy
>>221331527Yes bothIt is my dream to live in a cabin in Alaska
>>221331625why would you want to black out though
babydeercord raid
got invited to go to the horse racing and never been beforeanyone know what its like
*comes in with a wheelbarrow covered by a tightly fastened canvas, under which moving shapes can be poking out and a strange muffled chittering be heard*
>>221331610wish I could just do this all day without toil getting in the way
Get Out My Life Woman- Lee Dorsey
personally love just having 4-5 beers and chilling out watching emmerdale, corrie and eastenders
>>221331647
>Bus passenger in Hackney arrested after alleged Hitler and gas chamber comments to Jews
desk was becoming cleanwithbea tierhad to get it sorted
>>221331558the holding hands is admittedly a bit weirddoes she think you're gay
>>221331647i dont its just a near inevitiability of a proper sesh >>221331663sounds like one of the most boring things on the planet no hate
>>2213316632 bottles of wine and a couple of films is perfect for me
Filters must have spazzed out. Almost saw a namefag post for a moment there.
>>221330601i think most modern east asian women don't know how to make dumplings most women in south korea are lazy and whiny but i think jap girls are much assiduous
whatever happened to that green MP from bristol
>>221331663Zap brained zogsloplord
>>221331692no she has turned down my attempts to kiss her many times lol (not every time tho lol)
not a single intelligent thought in catbergs head
only watch films completely sober me
what happened to Reforms Addy Aszzusadaam?
>>221331718strange species, the female
>>221331712ok
And you can tell ive never really been lovedYou can tell by the way i sleep all day
>>221331376mass migration is ruining europe
*enters thread wearing an enormous russian hat*
>>221331740mad how fit they r tho
Evens I get smashed. Odds I don't.
would love to get shot and survive itwould make me seem proper hard
*begins taking measurements of the thread's dimensions with a tape measure and punching numbers into a calculator, casting furtive glances towards the rest of the thread to make sure no one is paying too much attention*
>>221330882roaring
>>221331778alri ’lad
>>221331795begging to be groped
>>221331795good golly!
my eyes are tired
>>221331811Yup id shag this cartoon animal
Have a fine evening chaps!
Yes, you absolutely can wear sexy deer short shorts to a sea shanty festival, as festivals in 2026 generally encourage personal style and "anything goes" fashion
>>221331795Stupid nasty bints. This is who leftypol wants running the country btw
recommend me some white people music
>>221331868shut up you utter neek
>>221331748i would like to commend jap women for knowing their placethey acknowledge that childcare, cooking, and cleaning are their duties once they get married, and they strive to live by adapting to their roles in realitywomen in south korea hold a grudge and demand a divorce if their husbands do not help with cleaning, cooking, and childcare
>>221331885wu tang clan
>>221331897
>>221331885https://youtu.be/siO6dkqidc4?si=5su3lkaM-zW3L1LP
the missus
>>221331912tranny nonce
>>221331885electric wizard
*takes my handkerchief out of my breast pocket and wipes my sweaty glistening ever-lengthening forehead*
>>221331885
>>221331885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WcRXJ4piHg
>>221331896Fuck off you fucking retard
>>221331944mad how this is scientifically the best way to do this
>>221331944need 1000 of these lads in my Kent town
>>221331962LOL WEVE BEEN DONE
>>221331885brian eno's music for airports
>>221331885unironically goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3DqBk9YNXA
>>221330946whats the joke
>>221331979Kys spaki you disgusting cunt
>>221331979That’s it, lick that black taint some more
>>221331968No! YOU fuck off!
i saw the original hangover movie in cinemas
>>221331885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
meltie alert
>>221331944Well that’s a bit strange isn’t it
>>221332013Nasty little ingrate worm
>>221331897i got into an argument with a protogf because she said if the husband works 50 hours and the wife works 20 hours, they should still split all household chores
off to the big Tesco
hi
>i saw the original hangover movie in cinemas
There YOU go, you big mouth FUCK!
>>221331975Sevenoaks is full lad
real ones know that the best chat on /brit/ around 5am on saturday morninggo back on the archive and look
>>221332000>>221332003u r severel ymentally ill
>>221331913stop copingwomen shine brightest when they are at home managing the householdthis is a fact that has been established for thousands of years throughout human history
>>221332019saw flubber in the cinema me
rorke drawing a bwc on the ballot
new jim browning droppedhe serves it to some ratty little brownoids once againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bez2NZGeJus
>>221332051get me a gf please mate
>>221331984possibly the most white music of all time
CLEAR THEM OUT
>>221332074*gives himself tinnitus*
what is it with zoomers and the hangover movie? its like they've just discovered it or something
I saw Jurassic Park in cinemas.
>>221332053ohayo
>>221332086Keep slurring your words you nasty cunt (we know you're not diego)
>>221332082could be me haha
>>221332078biomass theory went mainstream
>>221330601George Floyd can't breathe
>>221332091here is that political satire you ordered bro
>>221332077STOP following me
i saw the original star wars in theatres
>>221332078Does he not realise he’s joined tories 2.0
chicken madrasget that down ya
>>221332129I can’t sorry it’s my life’s work
>>221332082nah it's grim I wake up around then and it's just you all nighter freaks and yanks talking bollocks
>>221332091kek
>>221332111i am lol u r mi
>>221332135jar jar must have had the theatre roaring
everybody be nice to rorke when he comes in, he got happy-slapped last night
>>221332145they literally have mobile furnaces roaming the streets of sunderland as we speak
>>221332149it's ethereal to think that every late night, no mans land timed chat has been had on /brit/i've been there after a night on the drugs and chatted with fools in similar positionsit has beaten the afters on many occasions. the early morning feels so sacred
>>221331868screaming
new >>221332217
>>2213320822-3am is peak. Normoids and tripfags in beddy byes. But still active enough. Everyone drunk enough to not be annoying
>>221332223>>221332223New
>>221332205scream your after smust be terribleafters are just another party not just sitting around chatting nonsense
first bender, then flexo, then fry
>>221332043women's housework is absolutely not labor of equal importance to men's livelihood activitieswomen are people who believe that even the time spent napping at home and watching tv shows is laborin my country, women have reached a point where they whine that even pregnancy is labor wtfthey are beasts who do not even consider pregnancy to be a beautiful, god-given cycle of life that involves conceiving and nurturing a lovely new life
a new, british made thread for the lads>>221332390>>221332390>>221332390
