Prev >>221335170YLYL Edition
>>221337619>>221337649https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc
>>221337665pornlust meat beatin' evenno sex because lmao get real
>>221337647dumb shit like haunted gamecube games is fun you nigger retard faggot, nobody wants to discuss religion and how christ is king guys you must repent guys
>>221337655Yeah they do make SUVs but not often. LM002 was the first and only until the Urus.
Damn, she unmatched for me saying rights are fake, unfortunate she was pretty cute otherwise i should've opened by saying I'm a socialist
>>221337687Then dont go in those threads dumbass
>>221337683
based OP driving the merchants out
>>221337695>Stirnermaxxing on Tinder
I think if someone is an unironical nazi and has no history of other mental illness we should deport them into the ocean
>>221337696yeah don't go in the blacked and tranny threads on /int/ eitheroverall board quality matters
>>221337679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ycw7udHOnwfor me, it's
What's the move for tonight fellas
>>221337725Religion is metaphysical you stinky monkey person it actually belongs on /x/Denounce Mohammed
I'm 99% sure I saw Jordan Mcewan (RE2 Claire) at WholeFoods today.
>>221337720Bit of a fascistical mentality desu
>>221337748Bake some cookies, drink some whiskey, then watch Bladerunner2049.
>>221337748pooing
>>221337687>dumb shit like haunted gamecube gameshttps://youtu.be/7tPRAhZHAmA?Speaking of which I finally went back and read a couple creepypastas lately. I read 1999 and Abandoned by Disney. It was fun.
>>221337748Long walk, buy slop, eat slop and watch Star Trek , maybe read a little bit too
>>221337762corr would clatter her arse
>If you go in Mario and jump 666 times in a row Mario will slowly turn around and there will be......BLOOD IN HIS EYES!This is the content this maroon is defending
>>221337748Going Overboard (1989)
>>221337757>Religion is metaphysicalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWzFkVy3s14THE FUTURE IS STATICIT'S AUTODRAMATIC
my gf wants to get lip filler. she insists she will keep it tasteful and not end up looking ridiculous like many do but i dont really trust her, and im also worried she will pursue further cosmetic thingswhat do i do?
Mum stole my darts
You ain't got no bitches*Starts dancing*You ain't got no bitches
I cleaned up the thread, no more israeli or peethiopian filth. You're welcome.
>>221337824Jeffery is my bf
>>221337812Give her a fat lip for free so she can see how it looks before she commits
>Jewish ASMR | Relaxing Sound of Coins Falling for Deep Sleep & Relaxation
>>221337824TYFYS
Must be a surreal feeling to kill someone. Like bam lights out just like that so easy
>>221337812>what do i do?Tell her no and that she's beautiful just the way she is.https://youtu.be/LjhCEhWiKXk?
>>221337788There are probably some in this thread who genuinely believe in ghosts so for them this is compelling stuff
76ers
>>221337831Jeffrey Epstein?
>>221337839>>Jewish ASMR | Relaxing Sound of Coins FallingThat's unrealistic a jew would never let coins fall. This is a harsh noise to a jew
>>221337869pity LOL
>>221337848I saw a bunch of Flips today next to a suburban gas station in Ljubljana...they were so cute, they all reached up to my chest...they were pretty pale though, they looked sort of Thai
A couple years ago I read Ben Drowned to my brother and we had a gas laughing at it. It's funny because when I was 10 I thought it was the scariest thing ever to where I felt embarassment that I ever thought it was anything other than comcial.
>>221337869How about Jewish ASMR and it’s the sound of air strikes on civilian targets in Gaza with screaming, and also the sounds of IDF faggots raping male Palestinian prisoners of war in the Israeli concentration camps?
environment can mean a lot, reading the scp foundation during the day is no problem but reading it at 1am in bed can be spooky
was really scared by the hawaiian punch mascot thing as a kid, i thought his hat was like Eagle wings and he could fly all around punching people like a maniac. but i conquered my fears and now today i just think hes a little creepy
Need a haircut badly jeez
>>221337902All of those people deserved it. Arabs aren't human
>>221337915Maybe if you are 10 years old
>>221337928I've been needing to get haircuts more frequently these days. I used to be able to go like 2 months without it
>>221337946I haven't had a haircut since November
After working night shift for years I'm not really scared of the darkI go out at night all the time and something even hike in the dark . Nothing ever happens
>>221337915>reading the scp foundation during the day is no problem but reading it at 1am in bed can be spookyYeah but the thing was I read Ben Drowned to him while we were playing TOTK in the dark in our basement. It was the optimal time to be spooped and it was hilarious. We can't look at the Elegy of Emptiness without laughing.That being said there are some good ones. Abandoned by Disney would''ve been great had the guy finished it while 1999 and Candle Cove were forerunners to analog horror and still hold up.
>>221337933You’re both Semites THOUGHIt’s a brother war
>>221337962>We can't look at the Elegy of Emptiness without laughing.If anyone deserves that goth gf, then that's you!
It's Friday boyshttps://youtu.be/PVWqSWmzgYA
speaking about scp foundation that site went downhill in a big way. every new scp is just a heavyhanded metaphor about how the author felt persecuted for being bisexual or something
>>221337963I am a globalist. I have no race. My race is human in the brotherhood of love that transcends tribe and creed
I had a nightmare a large bearded man was on my ring doorbell asking if I'd seen a 5’2" Jewish girl with huge tits around, and I kept telling him to fuck off and get out of here. Then he had a bunch of people in Purge masks behind him and one of them said the door in the "east gallery" was open so they all came around and got in that way then I woke upWhat does this mean in a Freudian sense
Those out of body experiences are pretty scary. Actually just weird and jarring, not scary I think.
>>221337963THAT PART. The Palestine vs jewsrael is a civil war
I had an out of body fart
>>221337757I denounce MuhammedI also denounce whatever the Jews worship
Can’t bring myself to wash my sheets, as it’ll require me to stop rotting in bed for a few hours
another 16 hour goon session todayI was so dizzy when I stood up
Scp 173 and scp 106 were the only good ones
AIN'T GOT NO TEARS IN MY BODY BOY I RAN OUT BUT I LIKE IT
no way the 2000-3000 era was peak
one other thing about my childhood is i believed trees sang like birds. its a little embarrassing to admit but it didn't click for me that it was all birds until i was nearly twelve. i thought the word birdsong was because trees used it to lure birds on them. i read somewhere once that plants can make very small sounds so i guess i wasnt entirely wrong at least haha
>>221337961Oh yeah? Prove it*locks you in a pitch black dark room for a day*
>>221337984It means you will fall in love with a 5'2 Jewish woman and her family will try to kill you for being a goy
>>221337989People have those when they're young and insane, and possibly when old and senile. If you're in control of your faculties, then you won't experience that.
>>221338006ALSO I denounce whatever the Jeets worship
>>221338024How do you know? You only experience like 26% of it
my grandfather told me the iris is what sees in the eye not the pupil and i was like huh wouldnt there be a hole in your vision then and he made up some crap about how the light converges on the the focal point like a cone and i ended up believing him for like a decade
>>221338045im talking about scps moron
>>221337961I love the night. Nice and cool air. Quiet. No one around to bother you. If there is, they’re trapped in here with me regardless
>>221338059>scpsWhat the fr*ck is that?
>>221338045Fact check: the average person only experiences ~8% of a millennium
>>221338035They can be brought on via psychedelic drugs but they're short-lived
>>221338029God I hope so
>>221338060>If there is, they’re trapped in here with me regardlessone liner favs?
SC Penis
>>221338069some gay rip-off of the backrooms
Might go on an incel walk tonight
>>221338092I saw that trailer it looked bad
>>221338035When my grandmother was on her deathbed, there was a point where she was staring at a blank wall, and telling me about her hallucinations of a man picking apples from a tree in the distance.
>>221338095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0esLYT1PXIposting an incelwalk fav of mine
I keep getting targeted ads for black pipo hair
>>221338047Based grandfather retard
>>221338107That man was me
>>221338121he wasnt retarded he was laughing his ass off
The israelis shadow banned a bunch of posters again
>>221338141Good, I wish they'd drone your mom's house and get rid of you too
I have some ground venison but idk what to make with it
>>221338155spaghut' an meatballz, ohhhh, half italian sausage, half venison, fuggedaboudit
Y'all ever wish you had an ass like a shelf?
>>221338171No big asses on men looks ridiculous
>>221338171I have to buy athletic cut jeans because my butt and quads and calves are too developed to fit into sedentary normalfag pants
Having a real hard time thinking of a reason not to throw wifeberg thru a window right now. Talk some sense into me
>>221338228The defenestration of ZOG
>>221338220Damn I'm jelly
>>221338228If you call the window guy right now, he's charging double cause it's late and it counts as overtime
Used an ab roller last night and I'm just now starting to feel it
I've always been an atheist, but imo the church's gonna canonize Steve Schirripa as the patron saint of Italian-American food after he dies, just a hunch
>>221337972>If anyone deserves that goth gf, then that's you!My only GF was a gorgeous goth girl with naturally pale skin and a big rack. Sadly I fumbled it massively.>>221338171I have one. It's nice but it definitely attracts a certain demographic.
>>221338285is that bobby from the sopranos
>>221338292yes
any hard style remixes?
>>221338220Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon?
>>221338285Quasimodo did not predict this
>>221338287You got a flat ass I've seen it
I still can't believe Uncle Ju outlived the vast majority of the Sopranos cast irl
>>221338215women like them, gay men too unfortunately
>>221338308>You got a flat assThe side profile is a different story
Could really go for a blowed job, right now.I said I COULD REALLY GO FOR A BLOWED JOB RIGHT NOW.
>>221338285LOL
You can tell England is thirdie because around 1/2 of Harry Potter is describing food and eating, which are fantasies for the average Brit in normal life.
>>221338365*plants plastic explosives in your house**detonates it *jobs done
I am basically the Heisenberg of /cum/. I run this bitch.
Harry Potter series is my favorite Christmas movie
>>221338390just not true though is it
>>221338390a majority of americans get their groceries from dollar tree and the gas station
what compels women to dress like this in public
>>221338428BBC
>>221338410Nah, you're the Johnny Sack of /cum/ and I'm the Tone
>>221338428early 00's nostalgia>t. was around then
/brit/ said that /cum/ is a glorified crew
>>221338452Let's trash their restaurant
>>221338428They dress like this at my gym and I don't gaf. At least it's better than men in leggings
>>221338452whatever happened there
>>221338452>/cum/ is a glorified crewDamn right niggahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=sRrImOO1bug&
i am deathly afraid of women and that can come off looking like indifference, disinterest, avoidance and even scorn for them
>>221338452idk what that means but /shit/ is terrible and if you go there you NEED to go back
>>221338452crews are for anarchist squats
>>221338452What this, the fuckin' U.N. now?!
fucking schizo tard /shit/ posters coming into MY thread
just hope Euphoria S3 will have nudes of Hunter-Chan >.<
is there anything actually bad about putting my mattress directly on the floor
>>221338576Japanese people do that and they're insane
>>221338576the friendly monster under your bed will have nowhere to sleep
>>221338589This. I avoid doing anything they do out of principle.
I never got to fuck an emo or scene girl...
>>221338591come, friendly bombs!tho you're probably a corn-fed yankee
>>221338623huh
>>221338576If the bottom of your mattress has no airflow it will be an easy place for mold to accumulate
>>221338607Boohoo nigga
>>221338599
Weird job is better than no job
>>221338607I tried to see this movie again recently but it was just the worst and made me think that people put too much stock on techno-informed synth-pop throwbacks at that point in time
>>221338650What about a job wiping obese mens asses
>>221338650except the guy who has to jerk off horses, that job is unacceptable
>>221338650what about shitty fucking mcmanagement mcjob mcnodegree
>>221338643Ohh, water-san
>>221338630a character straight out of McCarthy, ropin' and eatin' beans an' playin' possum up on dat thar innerneyt
>>221338672heard they make mad stacks though
you need to jerk off pugs cuz they can't fuck right
>>221338428slutcore is a good way for women to dress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0drF5zsTecQ*put stock in
How to get past Kaneshiro's palace Persona 5
>>221338692is that what you'll tell the police?
>>221338717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aU6u-vE79k
>>221338736even he knows what he's being forced to read is fucking retarded gibberish
>>221338702god has been kind to ass bros this past decade
>>221338822he rewards those faithful to the booty
Assposting reminds me that I didn't use the abductor machine today :/
>>221338835trve
When did you lose your virginity?
>>221338854talmbout some assductor
Watching Dashie play super mario 3d Land
>>221338891lets hope some time within the next 5 years
>>221338891Anon, I...
>>22133889125
>>2213388912011 to my Portuguese hornball scenegirl gf
watching Destiny be a gay cuckold bad father
>>221338948What did you think of Charli XCX's new single?
>>221338962what the fuck are you talking about
>>221338980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1Eemj8FDo
>>22133889128
Shit forgot to get my oil changed a few hundred miles ago
>>221338993i'm not watching that faggot shit
theres someone out there for everyone except when there isnt
>>221338702this bitch so fine
Six feet two in a compact no slack but luckily the seats go back
YOUR PASSWORD WILL EXPIRE IN 5 DAYSYOUR PASSWORD WILL EXPIRE IN 4 DAYSYOUR PASSWORD WILL EXPIRE IN 3 DAYSYOUR PASSWORD WILL EXPIRE IN 2 DAYSYOUR PASSWORD WILL EXPIRE IN ONE DAYYOUR PASSWORD WILL EXPIRE TODAY*changes password*
I'm going to die alone xD lulz
Whenever I walk outside in public my blinking switches to manual. Like I can't automatically blink I have to force my eyes to blink
>>221339008to your wife??????????
Getting ignored on the apps :/
>>221338948Can you imagine your dad being some sweaty autist cuck thst sits in a gamer chair all day yelling at strangers. grim, that kid is so fucked
>>221339084a one night stand with a coworker
fantavirus
I hope God also laughs at some of the things I find funny and doesn't just hate me and think I'm a retarded faggot like everyone else does
i hope god just gives me a gf and job already, like what is bro doing
Apps are pointless just whore maxx. You can get a discount vagina for like $160
>>221339119Capitalize the G bro...
>>221339120just go on apps and offer 100 dollars to fuck them
>>221339120I want a wifey thougheverbeit
>>221339098He truly is a pathetic excuse for a human bean. I hope he OD's on some prescription loser pills.
Can you decode this secret message?5318008Good luck!
>>221339055why wasn't that a nu metal hit?
>>221339125he certainly hasn't earn it
>>2213391356 7
>>221339135Boobies backwards
>>221339098that wouldnt be so bad for destiny son if destiny wasnt also gay and a cuckold
>>221339138Winrar>>221339143Fail
>$100-200 for a 1 minute nut Ughhhhhhh fuck that
>>221339127Look pal idk how much a vagina costs in Brazil but here you're not getting anything for $100. Maybe a homeless crack whore
>>221339157you can low ball whores on tinder because they arent literal whores
Sleep attempt #1
i am creating the gym playlist
dis niqqa gon beddy bye at 6pm
Sleep attempt #2
>>221339133That dude looks like a retard lmao, the woman is hot tho, the black mf just looks like a dragon ball z geekfag.
>>221339132>marrying a girl from tinder
That jewish guy who wrote "if there is a god he'll have to beg my forgiveness" on the wall at auschwitz... imagine what he would have written if he felt the pain of no gf
>>221339182She unironically has 2/10 tits
You can tell this place is normie central because it's empty on a Friday night >>221339192Yes why not?
>>221339200She's only hot if you like women with big biceps
Considering clearing out the bedroom closet and putting my sleep mat in there so I can have three locked doors between me and murderers when I'm sleeping.
>>221339204Dunno. Sounds like it's going to be painful
>>221339214>sleep matdo you not sleep on a bed...?
>>221339232I have a mat, a pillow, and a blanket. It's enough for me.
Got a new cat but my dog keeps chasing her. Idgi he gets along fine with the current cat
>>221339214Duly noted
>>221339180*kisses your forehead *
>>221339214i'm relaying this information to them
I am a subhuman who deserves to be flayed alive
>>221339244Hes showing the cat who the head honcho of the house is
>>221337665I thought OP image was corn lol
you guys should stop drinking the kool aid and start drinking bubbl'r it's good for you
>Drink coffee>pee smells like coffee>drink beer>peer smells like beerThe wonders of the human body
>>221339282I refuse to drink whatever you're shilling
>>221339289Drink your pee
no one is caring about alien files lol
donald trump is literally an AI fabrication he literally does not exist
>>221339195>be jew>have extreme hubristic arrogance towards God>why am I being slaughtered again???They never learn do they?
>>221339254I am a superhuman who deserves to flay others alive
Why is Evanescence a thing again bruh?
>>221339308They're only releasing the bullshit ones so the real ones later seem fake, same thing they did with Epstein
>>221339319Amy Lee is awesome is why, faggot.
>>221339319Because she's a GODDESS
One time in college while walking to the parking lot I had a short conversation with a cute girl. I was unironically thinking about her all weekend. Then Monday morning I saw her getting out of a car with three African American gents. I felt like such a fool
>>221338962
>>221339313Just gave us a neat preview of a future Gen Alpha and Gen Beta meme
>>221339308I care
>>221339332You could have saved her
>>221339214ATTENTION SHOOTERSSECURITY LEVEL UPGRADED TO LEVEL 3I REPEATSECURITY LEVEL UPGRADED TO LEVEL 3NOT A DRILL
>>221339332People can be platonic friends anon
>>221339326I am thinking aliens are a distraction from epstein. I mean who tf asked for them anyway
>>221339214You can lock your closet?
>>221339353what if donald trump jumps out of my closet
>>221339350People have been begging for alien disclosure for decades This isn't disclosure unfortunately, it's just the government releasing "unresolved" files, so stuff that they don't have an explanation for
>>221339353Once I install a lock on it I'll be able to.
>>221339261this is what high fructose corn syrup is doing to us
>>221339326It's gonna a list of people who got their bootyhole violated by the Ayyys. like these 2;>>221339328>>221339331GAAAYYYYY
>yes totally awesome disclosure my government dude>you really showed us everything>surely this is ALL the info you have on aliens>welp nothing to see here>all world religions remain perfectly intact, coincidentally.
jumpin out the gym
I'm hyped for the white house octagon fight I think it's going to be the most watched sporting event ever what about you guys are you also hyped
>>221339386Why would I care about that
>>221339214Come out of the closet
>amy lee is gayI bet it's the same leaf that cries about the peethiopian
>>221339386I'm hyped for Sean Strickland to win and save my life
>>221339381I wish my gym had trampolines to jump on
>>221339395Proxy off, Jeff
>>221339404>I wish my gym had BIG BLONDE BUTTS to jump on
>>221339350The idea that feds are trying to distract people from reading permanently available files is retarded and makes no sense. For one thing they didn't release anything legally actionable. For another they know nobody will do anything about the sick shit that's in them. They don't care if you look through them or not.
Farting out my butt is a distraction from the Epstein files
My school got hacked lmao but not surprising >>221339415Lums Bra
>>221339423Butt? What butt? Sounds boring. Let's talk about the DOW.
>>221339379corr making me crave turkish delight agen
"Liking" a female is such a terrible thing to do to yourself. Tinder ho I had a date planned with ended up telling me "but we don't even know each other that well". When I told her I was into her. Tremendous vibe killer, the date didn't even go through.
Arshdeep Singh is trending
>>221339375Nigga if you can't respect Amy Lee's vocals get the fuck out of my thread nigga.
>>221339435hoe*
Ballsdeep is when they really sing
>>221339439Nigga thinks he hard
Evens I get a six pack
>>221339435Tell her if she pulls something like this again it will end badly for her. Women love violent men
>>221339471Odds get a keg
>>221339465Nigga you canadian.
>>221339483Ok Warren Buffett
>>221339483>>221339471Dubs get a Slim Jim
Circle glasses look too gay and hipster ish but standard horn rimmed look too autistic. I don't think any glasses look good on me
>>221339471>six packThat means I have to use the ab roller
>>221339435It was just a weird excuse to not go on a date with you. The entire point of a date is to get to know eachotherWeird bitch, don't worry about it
Why did Canadians use Kentucky Fried Chicken colors for their flag?
>>221339506this is how fat you are
>>221339512You even copied the bucket stripes.
>>221339502I'm talking about this sixxxpack you absolute duck-fucking dumbass
I'm grotesque rat like slovenly in appearance.
Coors Light might be the worst beer in existence
>>221339531Well that's the slop wisconsinites drink so I don't know
>>221339531Sam Adams is worse
>>221339528this sounds almost...anti-Semitic
The first KFC opened in 1952. The leaf flag of Canada wasn't designed until the late 60s. Poland and Japan have the excuse that they made their flag before KFC but it's obvious Canada copied us.
>>221339557You're obsessed man
Neeiiigggghhh....
Texting is so tedious. They need to create brain machine interfaces soon so I can just telepathically text my response
Time to smoke weed and get so high and play video games
>>221339590why the long face
>>221339608I stopped doing this because I was tired of having panic attacks every time
its over its so fucking joever
I need a fuckin root beer float man. I need one so bad right now. I swear im gonna lose my gourd if i dont get a root beer float soon
>>221339608I just installed a tale of two wastelands in under 1h30m and now im going to get higher and play it
>>221339616Tired of this gay earth
>>221339624>>221339624>>221339624
>>221339630This can easily be acquired
>>221339619I think you smoked speed and not weed
>>221339565
>>221339565No, that's so dangerous for the poor baby frog! Leave wild animals be!
>>221339500
