Old Dominion editionPrevious: >>221337665
reiterating that I installed all of a tale of two wastelands modding guide in under 1h30m that’s a new record for me
Thoughts?Charlotte is a cute name, glad to see it making a comeback.Never heard of Eliana in my life
>>221339624Didn't the rezoning fail?
>>221339641Weak ass boy names
PK freeze!
Is Trumpelstilzchen part gypsy or armenian?His fixation on everything gold is weird ngl
>>221339641why are all these foids named "a" or "ia"
>>221339660His wife is czech
I remember the first time I tried to say Siobahn out loud and my "friends" still make fun of me about it almost eight years later
>>221339660He has the IQ of a gypsy
>>221339685See-oh-bah-n
>>221339683She's Slovakian
>>221339693Same thing
imagine if there was a scorpion that hid under the legs of your rolling desk chair and stung you so your leg went numb without noticing and crawled up your leg and bit off your penis
>>221339690shovan lol
>>221339698This is the second time you've brought up a scenario where a scorpion cuts off your penis. Is this a fetish of yours?
>>221339698I don't use my thang anyway so who cares
Derek Chauvin my knee into your neck
took a fat edible, gonna goon then go lay in bed with tv on til I fall asleep
>>221339701no I just want to be prepared this is why the Greeks wrote myths: to explain the unexplainable
Is it just me or have drivers become progressively worse and more careless the past few years? I regularly see insane driving like someone just doing a sudden u turn in the middle of the street I assume it's the influx of spics who think traffic rules don't apply like how it is in their shithole countries
>>221339712inexplicable
>>221339719They got emboldened during 2020 when the roads were empty and never grew out of the bad habits
>>221339701I knew a guy that almost happened to so its a valid concern, he was out camping in the desert and a scorpion crawled down his pants and started pincing/biting at his penis and woke him up
Culver's is my only source of a root beer float and it closes in an hour.
>>221339719>assume it's the influx of spics who think traffic rules don't apply like how it is in their shithole countriesIt's precisely that
>>221339708I'd like to chauvin his ass my cock
>>221339733You can purchase root beer and ice cream at any gas station or convenience store
I miss Uncle Joe
>>221339708Kinnikuman did it first
>>221339733You should get a 40oz bottle of King Cobra instead
Do you think there has ever been a big misunderstanding where a Japanese starts mentioning umami and it offends someone because they think the Japanese is talking about their mom
>>221339787I'd wager this has never happened in human history
>>221339730this is why I am preparing now: to be forewarned is to be forearmed
>>221339792What about before Japan became well known in the International Community, like back in the 80s when people thought they were just Chinese?
The slur gook came from American soldiers in Korea hearing the locals say "miguk" (Korean word for American) and thinking they said "me gook" during the Korean war
>>221339506The actual answer is that it’s simultaneously an homage to the colour scheme of the flag of England, and a representation of the two constituent nations of Canada, with Anglo-Canadians represented by red (redcoats etc), and the French-Canadians represented by white (pre-revolutionary French monarchist colour)
>>221339782And so it was that Ioannes Biteinos was made Caesar, and in his reign he did little, and after him there acceded to the throne a red Gaulish man who was fond to leading the tagmata against the Magians with little effect.
what if you no clipped into the backrooms
>>221339787Idk I remember I had some wild japanese porn webms including girls just barfing back and forth into each other and one with a fart mask and the guy was screaming and flailing around as people farted into a funnel.I can't believe those guys make robots.
The Korean war should've stayed a civil war without any outside interference
the backrooms movie coming out soon that shit it gonna be litty
>>221339824Is that the girl from Stranger Things
>>221339675Most of the ones that end in “-a” or “-ia” have Latin or Greek origins, and those sorts of suffixes are part of feminine noun declension in those languages.
Do you think you'd fare better in life in some kind of nomadic mongalian warrior clan? I think life would be easier
>>221339841I'd probably still be an incel
>>221339818You have a fried chicken flag and I'm not falling for your lies any longer.
>>221339690>>221339700It’s more like Shi-VON, or at least that’s how people say it around here
*ofThe name of this Caesar was Theodosius, and everywhere in the forum were there scattered papyri with his personal opinions that no man in Rome hath enquired for; likewise, he made approaches to the men of Thule, soliciting his lands, and much ridicule was loosed in the taverns of Constantine's city to that effect; ultimately, it was said in Byzantion, he had deprived a number of merchants of their goods and made a grand show of it
>>221339841I'd probably be dead
>>221339851You could just rape and take war brides you'd be allowed to do that
I won't spend 40 dollars on sushi tonightI won't spend 40 dollars on sushi tonightI won't spend 40 dollars on sushi tonight
>>221339708>>221163333
>>221339834i think it's the one from The Last of Us tv show
>>221339870Sushi is disgusting buy burritos instead
>>221339624Me in this area (Loudoun County)
Just got back from the storeaccidentally spent $60 on roses for my mom for mothers day thinking they were $5 award goes to.... me
>>221339820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0
>>221339841go ahead and volunteer to fight in iran if you want to satisfy your impotent moid ragecope
>>221339886Me tomorrow (finna buy her hydrangeas) hope they aren't 50 doll hairs
Im sorry i lied duolingo i actually could have listened but i cant deal with voices right now
And it was at that time that the Romans were beset by the tribe of Edom migrating to their land and so this Caesar whom men called Theodosius and whom everyone knew for an orange Gaul in this land of the Romans decreed that there be a board of the people as to what man were to migrate into the land of the Caesar and to that effect he recruited the Greens and the Blues and all manner of disreputable men to watch over the Edomites and there were killings such as men were loath to witness and the people were then ill-disposed towards this Caesar in New Rome
post classic memes for my amusement. only the good stuff tho.
>>221339922ktim
>>221339880Sushi is the greatest food on earth
>>221339889Modern warfare is different you aren't allowed to have any kind of informal fun like looting and rape
thoughts on rihanna
>>221339899Relatable
>>221339933This was my first meme
>>221339933
>>221339933I’m pudding together a team
>>221339953Ugly, I don't know why women say shes hot and shit.
>>221339953I love her
>>221339952sure you are, you just aren't allowed to get caught
hello cummies
>>221339995you're late
>>221339995Hi how are you tonight?
drinking wine
Sun is still out round these parts
>>221339660>Is Trumpelstilzchen part gypsy or armenian?No, he's an honorary Italian/Jew given he was born and raised in Queens and has spent most of his time in the spotlight in Florida. His Mom's side are Highland Scots and his Dad's is German.
And so it was that the tagma of the Romans rode into Parthia, clashed with the men who lived there, and the javelins did them great harm. Afterwards, the Caesar did proclaim that the roads leading to that distant land of Hind were to remain open and the Magians acceded, them too having suffered grievous wounds in the tug of war.
>>221340004was out for dinner with parentsbergstein>>221340006hanging in
>>221340023>was out for dinner with parentsbergsteinWhat did you have?
>>221340014alberta guberment just decided to adopt permanent daylight savings. i prefer this as sun in the evening is preferable to earlier sunrise. reddit is livid about it, of course, as they are whinging over the 9:45 sunrise in December. they are saying this will result in school children being hit by cars in the dark. they can get fucked. them and the children.
>>221339922This bear is a fren
>>221340043>9:45 sunriseThat's absurd, reddit is right
i used to like dogs. now i find them a nuisance at best.
>>221340039steak
my farts are very damp this evening. not great.
>>221340053on standard time the sun sets at 4pm in december. they are wrong, that is retarded, and they can get double fucked again.
>>221340044>>221339933
>>221340056For me it was a club sammich. Such cases
>>221340043>permanent daylight savingsWTF just get rid of that stupid shit while you have the chance, AZ and Hawaii have and it's one of the best things about both of those states.DST was hell growing up in MN, can't imagine how much worse it is up there.
>>221340054Is my dog white?
>>221340065chickin?
I am going to catch my big break soon become powerful and rich and then you will all suffer immensely for ever mocking me
>>221339953Really hot in that music video with Shakira
>>221340086Hey Brian how are you?
Before misfortune began to beset the Romans, there was a Caesar named Basilieus Klintos. And though he did much to repel the nations of the barbaroi and to appease the frangoi there was a scandal in the royal chamber; it had been found that Basilios had copulated with a concubine, then refused to repent of his sins; much of what befell the Empire of the Romans in subsequent times can be traced to that great misdemeanor
>>221340086Can i get twenty bucks man i was always on your side
parentsteinberg once AGAIN asked me about the gf situation. told them marriage is not in the cards
Bud heavy at a football gameMiller lite at a baseball gameCoors lite at a basketball gameLabatt blue at a hockey gameSimple ass
>>221340069they're getting rid of the time changes. dst is the clock setting they chose to keep as the standard one. reddit thinks mst, the clock setting we had been changing to from November to March, is the better one. they are stupid and suck and their opinion is flagrantly incorrect.
>>221340134>dst is the clock setting they chose to keep as the standard one.Yeah and I'm saying that's really stupid, just get rid of DST altogether
>>221340107If they ask, that means they haven't given up hope. Mine no longer even ask
>>221340158your opinion is wrong
If I didn't have to spend time making money, satisfying my dick-impulses, making food, hygiene, laundry and all the other pointless stuff , I could probably become some kind of genius
>>221340161they have gone from a weekly to a yearly cadence. they birthed a nematode freakzoid and have the audacity to ask such retarded questions. maybe that's why im retarded
I prefer The Terminator over Terminator 2
I still think it's suspicious that a kiddy series like Pokemon became the world's most profitable franchise overnight. I can't prove demonic influence was involved but I don't know how else to explain it.
comment below if you hate when this happens!
>>221340194I don't really care when this happens
>>221340194Doesn't happen when you get the jumbo ones
Going to go out and celebrate getting a job tonight. It's the last day of this semester so the bars and clubs should be hopping.
>>221340211Hope some cutie lets you touch her poosy
>>221340194if you looked at the peanut butter part under a microscope you'd see all the worms
I have only ever been to a bar once Theres no point id just sit in a corner drinking becoming sad watching all the normies have fun in their normie groups
>>221340227nigga....
insane that these people exist
>>221340220I hope so too, thank you :)
I can't leave the house because when I do people start saying "this guy with black hair is here to hit on women he thinks he is hot-shit" does it happen to you
>>221340253She's based
>>221340253dont tell me she has an OF
>>221340266>she
>>221340269men and women are one in the same to /cum/ yes /cum/ thinks having sex with a man as long as he's dressed as a woman isn't gay
>>221340261no, i unironically got asked to leave the bar i tried going to because i was making people uncomfortable even though i didnt even talk to anyone and was dressed nicely
>>221340282You were probably standing in one spot and staring
>>221340282I literally look like a literal real life anime character so people love to spot me and start screaming out LOOK AT THAT GUY WITH BLACK HAIR it is exhausting does it happen to you
I literally hate myself I hate myself so much
>>221340287i was sitting at a little table in a corner watching a basketball game hoping someone would come over and strike up a conversation
>>221340287Am I at fault if these young sluts are hot as fuck fuck you
indians are just taking their morning street shit right now, soon they will be enjoying breakfast.
https://youtu.be/066HZlam91Y?si=oqFlFv1vtkd3gNOy
>>221340304leonardo
>>221340295Stfu leo
if I posted this Contemporary-America-is-Macedonian-Byzantium shit on twitter, I'd make fat bux!
>>221340318That's where my brother lives
>>221340307on the ground in the same street they just shat in
also got told to leave a party i tried going to or some guys were going to beat me up. i guess socializing is just impossible for some people
>>221340334I just go to any party and people immediately think I am going to steal their girlfriend
Do you need me? Do you think I'm pretty? Do I make you feel like cheating?
I go anywhere and I am invisibleI don't exist physically I am a being of the internet
currently drinking
What's the longest flight yall been on? I've only ever done 2 hours to Florida. Feel like if I tried one of those 10+ hour international flights I'd go crazy
>>221340044
>>221340360i've never even been close to a plane
The Battle of Manzikert was like the Resonance Cascade in HL1- afterwards, nothing was ever right anymore. Nomadic bands occupied Asian cities, governors regularly rebelled against central authority, it was by will alone they set their minds in motion
>>221340360sao paulo chicago it was like a 15 hour flight how about you
>>221340363why?
>>22134036045 hours
>>221340371never had reason to
>>22134036015 hours LAX to Sydney.I only got up to use the bathroom once the entire flight
My doctor made me becom chonese
>>221340194below
>>221340346Same
>>2213403606 and i hated it
>>221340356iktf
There's like a shelf in my mouth and there's always something gross tasting living back there
>>221340414That's nasty
>>221340414that sounds like a Goosebumps book!
My room smells like pee
>>221340440have you been peeing into that hole in the wall again
>>221340440Do you pee in it
America is healing
>>221340440Me when I don't flush because the toilet always runs
Let me see if I got this right. You cheer for our enemies. You laugh and joke when something bad happens to us. You harrass us constantly online and off. If there's a shooting you immediately claim it was one of us without any evidence. Often before the shooting is over. Every single day of my life you remind me that you hate me and make every day miserable and frightening simply because I wear the wrong clothes and that makes you feel icky.Remind me why I'm supposed to care if you die out?
>>221340455Why is the headline photo of some random nig in a hat
>>221340461Bruh what the FUCK are you talking about?!
>>221340455I voted for this
>>221340470mmmmmGarlic bread
>>221340470that garlic bread looking scrumptious
>>221340461I love America, he who loves Russia loves beatings...and HIV!
>>221340447>>221340448No
>>221340461Are you an actual honest to God tranny
>>221340486>>221340440I sneak into your room at night and pee on you while you're sleeping.
What is this?
>>221340500Commander Farsight
>>221340365the aids patient zero guy was a canadian
>>221340500That's classified
>>221340512the man who ate another guy by agreement was Japanese...that doesn't prove anything!
>>221340499Sis!!!
>>221340500Space squid
They ate corn all the time in mesoamerica. Imagine what their poo must have looked like
>>221340489>Are you an actual honest to God trannyeverything on this website is satire there are no real trannies here
The natives called it maize
>>221340537well they shat in the street just like pajeet
>>221340522>>221340506>>221340536What about this
>>221340537Looked like corn I reckon
Abolish jobs
Fink I got a sunburn. Can't really tell
I DO DECLARE THAT TO BE A BONAFIDE TRANSGENDER!
>>221340467Must be nice to be allowed to live your life without walking on eggshells, having to justify your existence to the entire world, and still getting blamed for anything bad someone like you does even if you never met them and they're on the other side of the planet. Must be nice. Oh but there was a Black person in a comic book that's genocide or something right.
>>221340540There are no real chuds here it's all trannies pretending to be chuds
It should be noted that these images and the astronauts official transcripts have been publicly available for decades. This is just the first time the gubment has packaged it all together in a release like this.Some of the other files are newly released.The one about the blimp is weirdest in my opinion
Coming to a plane seat next to you soon
imagine if i wasnt autistic, i would've have a gf
>>221340605bswbs
Maybe the moon is a blimp.
>>221340594xenos deserve the bolter!
>>221340619i'm tired of waiting make it way worse already
>>221340619>YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF SHIT, ROOKIE!
>>221340619It’ll be fine
If Warhammer isn't the gayest IP there is it has to be at least top 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mesnKFpZhrgDoes anyone know the original video of this?
>>221340605Imagine the stench
>>221340634that one youtube animation about it is kino as fuck
>>221340634Warcraft, Starcraft, and Diablo are all far gayer.
>>221340594Light refractions
>>221340655AND HOW WAS IT NOT-YOUR-FAULT MAAAARIUS?
women REALLY dont like you have no ambition hope or aspiration for the future and are just a neet because what they want at the end of the day is a provider, all of them no exceptions
>>221340629
>>221340658Right, NASA studying these images for 50 years can't figure it out but some incel on 4chan knows the answer
>>221340669i don't think men like hopeless wasters either, sorry
>>221340669That's why you lie and just say you're a CEO
>>221340677they not only have no issue with it they do in fact like it
>Actual site photo with FBI Lab rendered graphic overlay depicting corroborating eyewitness reports from September 2023 of an apparent ellipsoid bronze metallic object materializing out of a bright light in the sky, 130-195 feet in length, and disappearing instantaneously.
>>221340605This is so based
Wouldn't mind snacking on some of these fellas right now.
>>221340675They're light refractions. This was the conclusion of the general secretary of NASA back in 1975. You're talking out your ass, dunning kruger
>>221340714What about this one? >>221340693There is no explanation for this besides people just making shit up, which of course we should consider
BRING IN THAT FLOATING FAT MAN, THE BARON!
>>221340728darpa tech
>>221340728>sketch of an eyewitness reportHearsay
what's the point of talking about it, go out and stare at the sky all night if you think they might be real maybe you'll see one
>>221340655Keep telling that to yourself while you're painting your $600 EBIN catholic dolls
My parents (a couple of real hosers) think I (M29) should finally get a fucking job already. What should I tell them?
>>221340669nothing pisses a woman off more than seeing a guy minding his own business
All cultures hate dark skinned people
I found a failed actor's demo tape on Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29rV95tJNVY
>>221340773>I sure ain't pavin' the road to Sault Ste. Marie, oh boy!
>>221340799Damn right there bud.
>>221340730These UFO files are to distract and detract us from the Epstein files how stupid can you fucking be you duck-fucking dumbass let's keep talking about dolan blump
>>221340773Tell your mom no pussy no work
>>221340827I think actually our current administration is just really, really stupid
>>221339642last I checked it got held up in court and they potentially screwed up the process for the redistricting which could potentially stop it from happening. If they'd just waited a few years instead of being reactionary they probably could've done it
>>221340773tell them you're a daoist
>>221339641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHAdR98D9Us
>>221340872unfunny nu-family guy
The new voice actor for these Youtube Home Depot ads sounds fruity and gay as fuck. Goddamn sassy homo makes me NOT want to shop there.
my religious beliefs forbid me from getting a job
>>221340360At least 14 hours from europe to the east coast. It wasn't that bad though, I just got buzzed and read a book
literally what reasons are there to continue living?
>>221340883the French Home Depot guy is way worse
>>221340910there's none
>>221340904so did you have sexxx with a cute white european girl or what
My life is over
>>221340880are you black? this is from earlier seasons i know exactly when this stupid ass show went downhill and it wasn't then...yet
>>221340918that shouldn't even be a thing
>>221340904Surely you mean the west coast? New York to London is like 6 hours
Fudged up today's wordle. It wasn't saint :/
>>221340933Do you know how to read a fucking map
>>221340933it was from swedenso "northern europe" testicnhally
>>221340951You don't read a map you look at a map
I do slurdle and I have a 100% success rate
>>221340910consume resources and make problems for normgroids
>>221340921I'm too conditioned to be an inceleven when I get wasted I'm still too embarrassed to socialize
catberg to the right of me, catstein to left
Lots of anons declare their lives to be “over” yet continue to make posts on /cum/. How curious. One might even say queer, in a more antiquated vernacular.
>>221340950death penalty
getting drunk just makes me quieter and more awkward and have schizo delusions
>>221340960this but Genshindle
Could you even imagine not having sandwiches? Wild they didn't exist until the 1800s, such a good and basic meal
>>221340968It is, perchance, homosexual even. Cocksuckingly gay, some might suggest.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Np9NhthwbAwKino alert
>>221340989that's what lasagne are for
>>221340989>Could you even imagine not having sandwiches? Wild they didn't exist until the 1800s, such a good and basic meal
>>221340910the trees
>>221340997why would you post this disgusting shit here. everyone at that party should be strafed by an A10 warthog.
>>221340930stores.homedepot.ca/qc/
>>221341008
>>221341041Quebec shouldn't be a thing either.
Europeans really will just put a single cold slice of cheese between two pieces of raw grainy bread and call it a whole meal, no meat or mayo or anything
>>221341058>BubblesNever really found this character to be funny
>>221341071Then you are not a true TPB fan. The Conky era is one of the best storylines.
>>221341058I knowwe're french
In order to qualify as a sandwich it needs a meat, a bed vegetable (spinach lettuce onions etc) and a sauce otherwise its a hotdog or a salad
>>221341108Do pringles count as a vegetable
>>221341084bubbles is funny but conky isn't, both of his episodes could have been a lot better without him.
>>221341117absurd post
>>221341115Yes
i think the unseasonably cold weather is killing off the ants in my mattress, i only had to pick a couple off my legs today usually its 10+
>ants in my mattress
>>221340883Whoa, fags are into interior decorating and renovations? I’m finding this out for the first time…
IT IS KOTURDAY
>>221341179theyre annoying but harmless as far as i can tell
>>221341164Stop eating food in your bed
whom /druk/ and /depressed/?
>>221341202i dont. i dont even eat in this room. i have no idea what they want they just appeared one day and i cant find their main nest to get rid of them
>>221341209I'm sober and depressed
>>221341201are you fucking kidding me
>>221341135water under the fridge
>>221341233why would i lie about bed ants
>>221341233bro is scared of a little ant
>>221341241it would be better if you were lying
I hate myself I hate myself I hate myselfI hate this worldThis world is only suffering, there is no good, there is no joy
>>221341275this
>>221341179I had that once, they were coming from my fucking radiator and climbing up my blanket that was pushed up against the wall. living in the basement fucking sucks. snow also makes them try to get inside houses, after one of those blizzards last winter I came out of my room and there were thousands of them running around next to the stairs.
>>221341275 Yeah
friday night and when the depressed drunk wagies come out
>>221341284>there were thousands of them running around next to the stairs.jesus christ nigga that's SQUALID
>>221341284Kek they performed a full on evacuation
>>221341308you're just a posh spoiled fag
sodium heavy braps tonight
>>221341263well tough cookies im not. when i go to pick them out of my leg hairs they do this squirmy lil dance. i think theyre trying to poke me with their stingers but theyre way too small to break skin so it just looks kinda funny.
>>221341159ancient. many teenage faps to this one although in hindsight she's bit of a beanpole with balloons strapped on.
new>>221341344>>221341344>>221341344
>>221341323because I don't tolerate infestation in my home? or have fucking BUGS in my bed?
>>221341351ants arent dirty like roaches and flies
>>221341351I didn't tolerate it, I killed them with ant spray and put a giant trap at the bottom of the staircase.
>>221341399insecticides can cause cancer and harm your pets
>>221341414my cat doesn't go in the basement.
