small faces edish
sir john honey
Actually just regular sized faces really
is it common for the bride to be to get shagged by a male stripper at her hen party?
>>221343818aura
>>221343818real nigga award
>>221343803Who's Rod? WAKE UP MAGGIE THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU
>>221343803Faces > small faces
Sir Arsene WengerSir Arslanbek Makhmudov
First baby rorke pup borne in Scotland zoo in 528 years
I think the scumbag classes tend to do shit like this, both sides. Usual bogstock short sighted behaviour
*enters /brit/*
>>221343861Big Slime???
fov in skyrim keeps resetting even though I did all that ini file bullshit fucking FUMING
adultwork wankcoffeealdiback in a bit x
>>221343877it's next door's dog. keeps sneaking in to reset it
hot cup of steaming joe down my throat
>>221343884phone wank or just reading reviews of slags and doing a wankeroo?
>>221343888that's a cancer-causing agent you know
>>221343888Ahh, *zip* that's better, thanks lad
Welcome aboard this southern service train to Brighton. The next station is Barnham, calling at...
>>221343918of for a bit of a bum?
love it when my niece and nephew are around, all jumping about and asking me to play <3
yakult down the hatch and gulleted
>thouthern thervithe train to Brighton
could have a wank, might save it for later and have the big wank
>>221343914KEK
/brit/ mfs playing Dark Souls be like "the Lower Undead Berg"not a banger
>>221343925Why? You up for one?
>>221343928um
Sup lil niggas
You really need to pick and pluck and spread the 'baccy if you want to really enjoy the rollie
I didn't know Zack Polanski was a poof as well
Saw one of them proper camp gays the other day, was actually doing the hand thing and everything. Bit embarrassing really, hope he grows up at some point. I'm fine with gays really, as long as they ram it down my throat (talking about their cocks)
>>221343953Green Party are all wogs and poofs
Wish I had the self-control to keep my hand off it for a couple of days so I could do big cummies instead of pathetic little drips
>>221343962Ah, an english private preparatory school graduate?
>>221343934i can sort of see what you were going for but you are not the poster with the capacity to make it work. some day a real brit artist will try this again
>>221343953oh yes, he loves it right up the shitpipe
>>221343953bent watermelon merchant
roast chook for tea
It's over for you cunts once I figure out how to cultivate rice in a temperate environment
grrr
if the welsh and scots love independence so much why dont they fuck off already
might start watching GoT again
>>221343986thank you for the kind feedback x
>>221343908you got this nigga mistaken if you think im paying a penny on those vile strumpets
>>221343996can grow anything in a greenhouse
>>221343962ktimhave no problem with gay lads that just want to ride the hole of each other in the privacy of their own homes and keep it to themselvesthe flamboyant types are just the worst, have a lad in toil who minces about like the wizard of poz and will talk about his one night stands or the like and it's genuinely repulsive
>>221344001Eh
>>221344019Well then, seems like it's over for you cunts
the greens in australia have factional disputes between "tree tories" and "watermelons"the palestine watermelon thing slips into it like a hand into a glove
>>221343996think they did this in kent last yearBritain will also have it's first commerical orange groves by 2050 too
Just checked the news and Farage isn't our President yet? Wtf is going on? Were the elections rigged?
smoov off
Hoovered my incel hovel for the mothers visit. Windows wide open to air out the stink. Marmite on toast, banana, two satsumas, milk, water, kratom, lions mane, cod liver oil done. Gonna go for a quick incel walk, pick up some beers to get me through it all and then back for a shit, shave and a shower.How are you spending your Saturday on this glorious English day?
221344056bit on the nose try toning it down a bit
>>221344034stones, glass houses
>>221344074Troubled are we?
Wonder how many girls I've given hpv to over the years. Picked it up off a slag at uni and have just never told anyone about it, haven't had a wart in over ten years and wifeberg had the vax when she was at school so she's probably alright. Bit of a weird experience getting a wart frozen off your extremely flaccid cock by a fit nurse. Overall would recommend it though.
got my gay little mocha
>>221344090Her face looks like Mole Man lol
>>221344069i'm going to drink some tea
>>221344096sc
>>221344090:/
>>221344090chudess
>>221344069youve described about 1 hours worth of activities there and youve already done the longest part. what will you be doing after 11am
>>221344090would expeditiously
>>221344069How much kratom are you on? I used to take it but couldn't handle the unbelievable constipation. Seen some people taking like 20g a day and can't imagine what that does to their insides.
thinking back to how quaint the early 2010s were
>>221344090LOVE her nails yasss
>>221344069parents think i'm going to liverpool to see some uni mates and about to leave for the trainin reality i've booked a hotel there and i'm going to let random men from the internet fuck me or i'll suck them off do this every couple of months
official JF approval list:croatiabulgariafranceaustraliaall other can fuck off
>>221344119Seek Christ
221344085bait is bait but yours is clumsy youll not be getting any (you)s from me
>>221344108goontoil
>>221344113A better time. Give me back 2014
anyone else get deja vu
>>221344119you are ill
>>221344127Troubled it is
>>221344119good lad sounds like a laugh
>>221344138I've been getting it quite a lot recently. Pretty sure it means seizures or your brain will basically become sludge in a few years
>>221344096svrimmy
anyone else get that feeling that something has already occurres
She boiled her brain
>>221344149Why do you assume it's a lad?
>>221344151that's odd because i got it often when i was younger but hardly at all now, just had it looking at the thread though which is why i askedi don't mean that the thread is unusually repetitive it's always like this, i just got the sensation
>>221344160 cos of the letters and punctuation
Why did the largely deprived towns vote for the ultra-capitalist Thatcherite party?
>>221344157yeah its all already happened history is ending its globohomo from here on out it just needs to find its way to africa and south asia and most of latin america then we can finally live in paradise
Are you rorkin in the years? Are you rorkin away the time?
Sure I may offend some of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odours. I'll never be the darling of the city fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their bears and ask what's the be done with this Homer Simpson?
the indian hate stuff is kind of cringe like normies just got the go ahead to be racist for the first time and theyre loving it
>>221344192cos they're full of thickos
why do trannys from brazil have such massive knobs?
I was born working class and despite being a bit of an oddball with interests most people I know don't care about, I love my local area and would still live here even if I was rich.No one will ever make me feel ashamed of being born working class, I love the fact I almost never encounter woke neeks irl.
>>221344157yep I was just thinking that something had happened in the past
Genuinely don't get the hype around David Attenborough. He's just a narrator. He doesn't do the work to make the documentaries he's in, but the camera crew and directors are overlooked for the over priviledged guy who just says the same old shit in his wfh voice booth.
>>221344212Because they're mulatto men lod
>>221344219*walks off while youre still talking*
London? Shithole.
>>221344223never got the hype around nature documentaries mecould go outside and look at animals if i wanted to
Way too nice a day to waste it in the computer room. No, I'll message that one chick that was digging me, see if she wants to grab a coffee from a local spot I know. Maybe go for a walk around the park.
>>221344223I'll always love him for being responsible for green lighting Kenneth Clark's Civilisation when he was director of BBC 2
Why is generating our own national energy that is renewable and infinite and not dependant on foreign pedos raising our prices considered woke and bad?
i have to go on a train where can i watch the chelsea match while im on it?
rorke paying for fibre broadband but getting dialup speed
Happy birthday David attingburroh
right look so if you want to basically grab your winky right and start wanking it okay
>>221344247>that one chick that was digging me,Are you a patch of soil on a farm haha
>>221344253TNT Sports with a Discovery+ subscription
>>221344223never forgave him for buying that pub in richmond
My town is 95% white but it reeks of daytime tv and bennies. Full of lower class scrotes and stale retired people. DESPERATELY needs gentrification. Unfortunately the only way I see things going as wealth inequality increases is that the wealthy areas with jobs and stuff consolidates instead of people with money spreading out to cheaper areas
>>221344277The beginning of the end.
>>221344281
>>221344251Rorke defends pedos now
>>221344280white biomass exists
Mental that Europeans put medicine up their rectums. Don’t do that in the antipodes.
anyone running the town and gown tomorrow
transitioning and swearing off yorkies to fully commit
>>221344299yeah cos you talk out your arse there
mental how third worlders are literally killing millions of people every year because they hand out hospital grade antibiotics on every street corner
doing big stinky farts
started coughing with my phone screen in front of my mouth because i know i'll immediately wipe off any globules that fly onto it instead of letting them drift into the abyss of my flat
Reminder that it is mass immigration that is the extreme position, not mass deportations.
Scootch a little closer dear, and let me nibble your ear
>>221344251ignore net zero and start opening new oil fields in the north sea like norway instead of shutting the last 60% of ours and then buying £22bn of oil and gas from norway a year like we already do. use the profits on building more renewables like norway has already done. 98% of their energy comes from renewables and they make 45 billion a year on the oil
>>221344333very evocative post
>>221344344Is that the north sea oil that's almost depleted already?
Listening to the cure, drinking straight gin. Smoking a fruity tropical nicotine vape. Life sorted innit
Don't know how to feel about climate change, there is a part of me that thinks it's fake and a part of me that thinks it might be catastrophically awful.
mumberg's on facebook moaning on about farage
>>221344280sorry lad but the boats are more important
>>221344357me last night except it was brandyfeel shit now
>>221344356the north sea that is so empty that norway announced last week that they are opening up 3 new gas fields on? yeah that one
>>221344363reckon either way there's nothing you or i can meaningfully do
>>221344363If you dont like immigration now, just imagine when climate change fucks the third world
>>221344366she'll be on a refugee bbc later moaning as it hits her cervix
i drink your milkshake
With my mind on my Rorke and my Rorke on my mind
The video humorously suggests that new political "laws" mandate the inclusion of Spam in party food.It is part of a series of sketch-driven comedy videos highlighting the absurdities of culinary changes.
Making people embarrassed to believe the evidence of human accelerated climate change because it makes them ‘woke’ is one of the Jews most fascinating ploys
everyone talking about the boats but the real issue is "skilled" worker visa (40% vape and kebab shops)they need to bring in actual professionals, we have a serious brain drain problem
>>221344368rorke imploding
>>221344380So are we opening oil fields or gas? You seem to have changed your mind
>>221344307helllo my sweet
>>221344405its bizarre cause you think its one of the things rorke woild be all in for like 'jews are destroying the earth' or something
Once the immigrants are out then my boss will give me a 10k raise and Woolworths will return to the high street and the council will remove parking fees
blow up the centre of the earth
got the frasier on
blow up the world trade center
>>221344435Unironically genuinely this. It will create so much energy that we could store we literally wouldnt know what to do with it all
Something quite American about that David Bowie twat
>>221344448Um
gaysier more like
being climate sceptical is more a kosher conservative thing desumany rorkes are sympathetic to environmentalism
>>221344455fucks bergenstein doing
We are the champions, my RorkesAnd we'll keep on smiling while they ropeWe are the champions They wear the tampons No time for leftbergs cuz we are the champions .....of the world.
>>221344452reckon we could use it to throw away our refuse as well, just dump it into the tube going to the core of the earth
>>221344463completely disagree
Had a tremendous wank to that woman with massive tits oiling herself and wanking herself off in the middle of church
>>221344455cute
rorke listening to his black roommate shagging next door in uni
two defends and a strike
I'm optimistic about the future of Britian
Kelsey grammer from Frasier raped a child right before the show started
todays kino marathon>sunshine cleaning>howls moving castle>magnum force>m>the zero theorom
>>221344499>BBC!
>>221344486link?
>>221344455Looks like A Sheep!
rorke thinking he remembers hearing his black roommate shagging but really rorke was getting shagged and he blocked out the memory
>>221344506for what reason
I HAVE PLANTAR FASCIITIS SO I NEED A PAIR OF BOOTS WITH GOOD ARCH SUPPORT.
>>221344526I don't know
someone with this pfp liked one of my xeets
>>221344513thats leftypops
>>221344499i actually did have a black housemate at uni but he was one of those nerdy blacks and he never shagged
>>221344538oh right, well half a story...
>>221344518Punted that freak
tossed salad and scrambled eggsthey're calling again
>>221344526was part of the cold open
>it was actually rape not bbc HMPH
>>221344541right well that's doxable info
MERCY
>>221344515xnxx com/video-5ql69db/dirty_whore_masturbating_in_church
>>221344545believe "urkel" is the term
absolutely shattered today stayed up all night watching baseball like an idiot but fuck me what a beautiful sport
>>221344541Howling
corr amy adams peng
>Starmer appoints Harriet Tubman as women and girls adviser in post-election resetBased!
>>221344572dios mio
Now do it in a mosque
the triple crown of wanking in the vatican jerusalem and mecca
>>221344541right well that's going to be my xitter pfp now isn't it
>>221344596must have been a long flight for the corpse x
>>221344415what does it matter? norway provides half of our gas too
Elon Mosque, CEO of Incestla
Zia Yusuf will save Britain
Tranneez don't like itRorke the casbah!Rorke the casbah!Tyreef don't like itRorke the casbah!Rorke the casbah!
taking care of myself at plymouth rock
love love love 'right well' posting
Searching for posts that contain ‘right well’ and in ‘gb’. Returning only first 5000 of 15279 results found.OCD has ruined his life
*filters the yank*that's better
>>221344119Which hotel is it lad? Asking for myself.
Kind of mental that we may actually finally have Nigel Farage as Prime Minister.
right well rightwellpostingbender loves his right well posting you see
ah the singular right well poster
bonnie blue did a scene with manuel ferrara
>>221344698WTFFFFF THATS MENTAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>221344683I will rorkmember you x
there's a little lad here in this thread yeah?he's ruining his life so he isand he knows this post yeah?he knows it's about him
>>221344705the porn stars did a scene together did they
>>221344698never gonna happen election is years from now
searched posts containing 'and' there was 197862469060917166954 resultsthe andposter is relentless
>>221344715my bad
>>221344698
>>221344705source tells me Manuel is stableplease God
Marked safe from the ‘haver’
>>221344715
>>221344725british outrage influencer got to have a scene with the biggest male star in porn i think she's made it
>electionFOY
got a chinese election in my pants
My 87 year old grandad has 2 cans of special brew every day on days he doesn't go to the pub. He also has bacon fried in lard every day too.
>>221344238>iiiiits VEEGAAAAAN
nick fedentes
>>221344714State of this gimp
Don't mind if i do
>>221344769pscrhope you came up with that yourself
>>221344770he'll outlive us all
>>221344770God bless him lad.
Nigel Farage will never be Prime Minister. He's already said he wants a young buck to take the reins when the time comes.That young buck will be Sir Muhammad Ziauddin "Zia" Yusuf.
>>221344736you forgot the second one
feel very sleepy
>>221344770>bacon fried in lardwhy's he doing that, bacom is fatty by itself
>>221344367https://files.catbox.moe/iljns8.mp4very wise cat
busy day for me todaycant be arsed
>>221344806love milfs like this
>>221344705STAY STAY STAY STAYJUST LIKE DAT
>>221344826right well thats a cute animal
>>221344806fit as fuck
>>221344806imagine sitting on the left and eating her arse while she bouncer her stinky arse on your face
rorken't cumming from eating pussy
>>221344806she'll be shagging a bloke half her age that day
>>221344786most definitely>>221344788thanks lad, god bless you x>>221344807he just always has, it's obviously doing nothing to his arteries, he's been doing it since he was married to nanberg at 18
still in bed
>>221344853that bloke? me
>>221344873x
muhammed yusuf becoming PM and shutting down all the respected British universities that have been around for hundreds of years because they dared not to host reform PR eventsGammons cheering this on because… something something … protecting bri’ish culture
>>221344050By that time there won't be a white man!
are we sure this ain’t a tranny
>>221344920wasn't it obvious we were talking about peng tranny milfs this entire time
>>221344920yes, that is very obviously an actual woman
leftypol STILL scratching his chin wondering as to how the "thick racist" party are step by step getting in to power
mental how if starmer had simply stopped the boats, reform wouldn't have anything to campaign on
Jobsworth polis not doing anything once again
>>221344965because the public are stupid racists
>>221344974Mmmm, I wonder why indeed
the classic ptmilf
>>221344977is that ai or actual person?
>>221344994Actual person
>>221344974>Rish promises to stop the boats>Doesn't stop the boats>Starmer promises to stop the boats>Doesn't stop the boats>Nige promises to stop the boats>...
>>221344307The 'berg
>>221345001might report rorke on there
article on the br*tish broadc*sting c*rporation this morning about "staycations". of course they are referring to the crazy, unfathomable concept of "going on holiday in the uk", and not what a staycation actually is.
muh small boats is such an obvious distraction
got a bit of sunburn on my bald head
>>221345009can the boats even be stopped? short of shooting them as they arrive?
>>221345022from even bigger boats?
Can't have a beard anymore. Got too many grey hairs. Have to get a mid fade for the same reason.
>>221345022wrong. "boats" are a metonym for rasheed stealing your phone and fatima living in a 5 bed house in london using welfare money. it represents the bigger problem of immigration.
>>221345030Nope. And that’s what reform voters will find out when they vote them in >>221345033No from planes
my einherjar have unionised
leftypol living next door to a 5* hilton hotel full of somalian boat people getting free massages and room service made my gordon ramsey everyday and claiming it's "their right"
eat that
>>221345058leftypol going bow wow, it's my life by bon jovie
>>221345018you live on a pissant little island, not much to see is there
>>221345030Unironically the best way to stop the boats was being in the EU so we could send them back to their first country of arrival and cooperate with the French police to stop them coming overSecond best way was the Rwanda plan if Rishi hadn't been completely incompetent in implementing it (a similar plan is what stopped the boats in Australia)
pissant little island inhabitant me
Was a virgin in my teensHad sex once in my 20sHit my 30s and I'm having sex on the regular nowRealised that I should have been trying milfs all that time.
made my twin with AI and shes CUTE!
>>221345093milfs wouldn't have been interested in a 20 year old
>>221345113Now make your identical twin
Just come back off holiday and my vegetable garden has gone mental. Need to do some serious gardening but I'm far too hungover to be out there in the sun today. Must wait for tomorrow.
>>221345115Maybe maybe.
>>221345072yeah but if you leave youre house and go to a different part and stay in a hotel youre on holiday aint ya
calm down dear
>>221345113This leads down a dark road to trannyism, lad. Be careful.
>>221345141asmr girls' onlyfans
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a Rorke on the grey
>>221345072This is a beautiful island with much to see, if you're going to post here at least show some fucking respect. More history in an acre of Britain than entire states of your country. Fuck off.
>>221345189baited for this exact response
get the new mad e please
>>221345113would marry girl (You)x
>>221345214*hi fives you*based yank riling up rorke
>>221345072https://vocaroo.com/16yvA13WufvQ
>>221345262>>221345262>>221345262
Need to have fart sex with Emma Watson.
>>221345047>rasheed stealing your phone and fatima living in a 5 bed house in london using welfare moneyRight, all lumped together, some imaginary, some not. Rasheed might steal your phone, but there is definitely not 5-bed apartments supported by welfare money. Also, priority is given always to natives, people who complain about housing provided to second-generation immigrants are just mad they couldn't nick themselves a secondary house for their children.
>>221345081You'd send to Rwanda people who were citisens of Afghanistan and Nigeria?
>>221344021>wizard of pozcreasinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
