best comedy duo edish
>>221350140good sign to change the channel when either of these are on
>>221350140single-linking nonce. commit suicide.
>>221350170they're so funny. maybe the funniest people in england
this true tradies? Whats your Sunday routine?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1I0ZImzsxXg
they're here
cunt makes a half hour long video about rice
just recorded a vocaroo of my explosive diarrhea but its too grim to even post
The Big Fat Quiz of the Year featured drunken performances by the actor James Corden and the comedian Jack Whitehall, who drank a bottle of wine each on air.They made increasingly offensive comments about the Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, Usain Bolt and Barack Obama, which appeared to make other guests on the show, including the sports presenter Gabby Logan, uncomfortable.Ofcom has received more than 80 complaints about the programme, with another 80 people complaining to Channel 4 about what some viewers described as “disgraceful” jokes.But Channel 4 has brushed aside the criticism to press ahead with two repeats of the programme, which will not be cut in any way.
>>221350196this a drawing of your bumhole?
>>221350220Not sure if the big fat quizzes got worse as years went on or if I just got older and more discerning.
>>221350207i prefer more informative entertainment
>>221350223his nipples obviously
wake up filthy
>>221350140tons of fun
rec me a youtube video to watch while i do my cooking
the real best comedy duo are del boy and the bar
>>221350213POST IT
>>221350275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9nt2ZeGM
like a sir
gymtoil looms
>>221350221would ravage
nth for the holodem
Want to leave my body to medical science so they'll look at my brain and be amazed
>>221350246I used to love panel shows and stand up comedy back in the day. Now it makes me cringe
>claims to be pro woman rights >thinks women can have dicksHow can you be pro woman rights when you don’t even know what a real woman is
>>221350340what you asking us for? we're not him
>>221350340what is a woman?
>>221350349Im interested in /brit/s’ takes
>>221350145They might be more considerate? They can cook other meats and have Coca Cola and vimto and juice?
>>221350340Anyone who says they're a woman should have whatever human rights they want, why is this so hard to understand rorke?
why are italians so stuck up
>>221350376i want the human right to bum your arse
>>221350327the only body part i’m proud of is probably my arse
>>221350364Someone born with a vagina and uterus >>221350376Because they’re not real woman, they’re just men who took estrogen and mutilated their dick
so philip schofeldwas he a nonce
why are trannies always debated here fuck off
>>221350404Sorry you didn't say you're a woman. Doesn't count
huh?
got the agent of dibella perk and upped my rizz now I'd be able to fuck someone other than lydia
>>221350426Rorke already told you he was one of the based ones, okay?
Playing cyberpunk 2077
>>221350426based sihk sighting !!!!!!
>>221350447>>221350452>>221350426huh?
>>221350426Fuck off. I know Aman and he’s a decent lad. Loves his country, hates what the rape gang enablers have done to it
>>221350426bro tier
Mental health becoming worse as I have work tomorrow
>>221350471i think the logic behind rorke's mindset with this is that they were all in the british empire so it makes them part of the nation or something
>>221350496
>>221350496think it reached a low point when you cut off your cock and balls
Anglo is mostly a meme word that only means something within a specifically-English historical context. It makes some sense to have a catch-all word for major crown territories and dominions like Australia, Canada and New Zealand, which were populated with the notion of English imperial expansion in mind and have become independent from Britain amicably, but 'Anglo' clearly applies far less to countries like India, South Africa or the US.By 1776 even the Thirteen Colonies were less than 50% ethnically English, and it was commented at the time that those with larger Scottish, Irish and ethnic European populations were less favourable to continued Crown rule. Americans literally fought NOT to be English, then raised generations of men on propaganda about how England was the first and greatest enemy. The propaganda shifted back somewhat in the late-19th and early-20th centuries as the British Empire rose in power and influence, but that's just politics. No different to today when Prime Ministers speak of a 'special relationship'. They're not invoking the shared spirit of Ingeld, they're positioning themselves for favourable treatment by a powerful foreign nation.
>>221350496listen to The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me by Brand New and rate it out of 10
Literally perfect
watching alan carrs interior design masters
>>221350426It's almost like the evil racist right wing fascists aren't racist at all but just don't like little girls being raped and tortured. No that just doesn't make sense why wouldn't they want rape gangs torturing little girls? The girls are white and the men are brown. This is so confusing nothing makes sense
america doesn’t have an alliance with any country except israel. it has completely destroyed europe
>>221350331I think panel shows were ok when there was fuck all on TV and it was better than watching the same episode of friends for the eleventyeth time or soaps but now you can just watch whatever you want whenever so I don't see the point. Still enjoy stand up but rarely watch recorded ones just tend to catch a few live
>>221350471>>221350511most of these are paper candidates
>>221350140you are a worthless fucking retarded freak if you do not see the cycle in government that they use to go fuck you (and me, but you are goy) and it is tiring to watch the system go around in its circles and after it fucks you with keer starmer it is now saying that you "want keer out" as if that is new for most people, as if it mattered before. yeah youre so powerful with #resign. its just government psyops its tiring watching this fake thing go round and around and you all falling for it. if you dont see this (politics is your life) then you are subhuman. you have no lifeget a hobby fuck I hate normies im going out poltard bashing. im going out with a bat and ill hit people over the head if they are out and about on a weekend giving a shit about politics. people need to FEAR and STFU
https://castingcallback.com/uk/search-actors?gender=3&age_to=99
not a word
tantrum
Timmy getting his autograph from the famous actress
Got some strawberry plants from ALDI and they're coming along nicely soon I'll have a nice strawberry crop I can sell and kickstart my farming business. Yes I played Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons.
I know a guy who ran to be a green councillor, he didn't win but did get punched in the face while out canvassing.
>>221350302>>221350570stfu you pedophile nigger faggot. nobody likes you NOBODY except 1 tranny freak that nobody likes NOBODY
>>221350609kissing kiera knightly gently on her tummy
>>221350610I bought some gravel from Aldi today
>>221350612scr
>>221350412post arse
>>221350196I do love Silent Hill 2
>>221350620don’t care shlomo
>>221350639What are you going to do with it?
>>221350655guaranteed reply from you because nobody gives a fuck. have fun being here where nobody likes you or gives a fuck about your posts you boring sad cunt
>>221350651Oh yeah? Prove it by going to a hill and being silent for as long as you can manage
wish i had a gf, i want to be had sex with
>>221350419his brother was. he was involved with a young staff member he'd met when he was underage. another young This Moring twink killed themselves not long after the scandal brokeAsk yourself do you believe Schofiled went 40 years working in television including youth/kids tv without ever indulging in his desires?
gravel is really more of a B&Q purchase
lmao just remembered when trump told all the stupid fat fuck yanks to drink bleach
>>221350701Nah just find a quiet building site and fill up your boot at night, it's literally free
>>221350683Mousey, how are you?
how come everyone who disagrees with me on 4chan is a transgender jew? you wouldn't have thought there'd be that many transgender jews on hereprobably the government
Mother dearest keeps watching a series with James Martin. That cunt says "amazing" more than anyone else.8 times in 3 minutes is ridiculous. He deserves a slap.
>>221350725um
>>221350716i only recently became aware of this lass. Is she Indian?
take it walt disney didn't get in then
>>221350683why are you so mad?
>>221350725that's not allowed...you know this...
>>221350647sure why not
alright what set toby off this time, no one even said anything to you dude, were sorry :/
don't be fooled by the poos that i doi'm still, i'm still in need of a (You)
>>221350755kenyan mother english father
Got this guy that I sometimes pay to walk dogberg if I'm going to be out for a long time who insists on referring to my dog with the gender neutral 'they'. Deranged behaviour really. It's a dog, he doesn't have an identity crisis even though I did get him emasculated.
>>221350757guaranteed reply from you because nobody gives a fuck. have fun being here where nobody likes you or gives a fuck about your posts you boring sad cunt
>>221350691Don't need a gf for that.
>>221350794melty
>>221350717I know you're joking but there are people who actually think he said that
>>221350794he says as he starts typing another reply…
I'm Nigerian-British
Finished the Champions on the Whitstables now
>>221350794dry your eyes mate
why are catbergs so fascinated by cardboard boxes
>>221350826yeah, exactly. look at your life guaranteed reply from you because nobody gives a fuck. have fun being here where nobody likes you or gives a fuck about your posts you boring sad cunt
>>221350783something I don't like is when I'm talking to a person and they go out of their way to refer to a female dog as a "bitch". It''s like yeah mate I know that's what the word bitch actually means, I'm a grown man, but you're not big or hard for randomly hitting out with the word bitch. It's uncouth.
>>221350685You're right. I can't do that
I'm Cornish-Irish-Jerseyan
>>221350855guaranteed reply because nobody gives a fuck
>>221350783he's shagging your dog lad
i'm a sunderland man through and through
>>221350410rasheed is not having it
>>221350780meh wouldn't have guessed. Looks fit
>>221350871guaranteed reply from you because nobody gives a fuck. have fun being here where nobody likes you or gives a fuck about your posts you boring sad cunt
>>221350848makes em feel cosy ig
fake toby
>>221350610you had your new fanny plumbed in yet lad?
>>221350903Mousey are you still studying chemistry? Why did you give up studying law? I always wanted to know why you studied Florida law despite living in the UK.
Trapping catberg in the box and mailing him to Sudan so he learns to appreciate the life I’ve given him
>I hate brown people!Okay. Rather than being a seething chud why don't you just move to Wales, Devon, Cornwall, Northumberland, etc?
>>221350905also safe. less positions they can be attacked from
guaranteed reply *drinks piss nettle soup* from you because nobody *wanks to horse porn* gives a fuck. have fun *pulls out a rotten tooth* being here where nobody *kills a cat* likes you or gives a fuck about *wanks off a junkie for heroin money* your posts you boring sad cunt
>>221350950Those places are full of Whites who haven't suffered yet and think immigration and diversity is a good thing
fake toby arguing with fake spaino/brit/ception
>>221350968guaranteed reply from you because nobody gives a fuck. have fun being here where nobody likes you or gives a fuck about your posts you boring sad cunt
how much python do i have to learn before i'm an uber leet hax0r?
>>221350968pedophile avatarfaggot that cant not respond because every reply they get is rare (despite being here all day avatarfagging their boring posts)
guaranteed reply from /brit/ because everyone is highly captivated. have fun being here where everybody likes you and cares about your posts my intersting gleeful friends
schizo thread
>>221350181desu, American jokes are not bad. But as soon as you hear the British ones once, the American ones stop being funny.
>>221345312>Right, all lumped together, some imaginary, some not. Rasheed might steal your phone, but there is definitely not 5-bed apartments supported by welfare money. Also, priority is given always to natives, people who complain about housing provided to second-generation immigrants are just mad they couldn't nick themselves a secondary house for their children.those examples were just to evoke the general sense of contempt the british people feel at the governmentif i were making a serious argument i would have found statistics about crime and quality of life and how that is affected by immigration without going into hyperbolic examples
>>22135102212pm to about 8pm is real schizo hours I find. Then it’s quite comfy until like 2am.
I knew loyaldogs was a jeet. Could tell by his accent and now I've seen him I'm proven right
>>221350985posted it again award >>221351010double reply award
I’ve unironically been diagnosed with schizophrenia
>>221351043the night shift is unironically the best quality, least schizo posting typically.
>>221350669take it out of my car and put it on the garden
just pee'd on my feet
>>221351056guaranteed reply from you because nobody gives a fuck. have fun being here where nobody likes you or gives a fuck about your posts you boring sad cunt
Free Québec! Fuck Canada!
Who’s watching the heavyweight boxing tonight
>>221351058why come here and lie? you are such an attention whore you try to farm (You)s with bullshit like this?i work in a psych ward and i can tell you, you wouldn't be here posting this in 2026 if you had an actual diagnosis on the nhsdiagnosing yourself from tiktok videos doesn't count btw retardnext time you wanna larp get a basic understand of how healthcare currently works
>>221351107ktim
ok i tried to rile him up but i didn’t do a very good job
>>221351107Piehead fighting his dad again is he?
I was diagnosed with agoraphobia tbqh
>>221351113schizophrenics can be normal if treated
>>221351113I have tho Im literally in a psych ward right now
>ok i tried to rile him up but i didn’t do a very good job
so we can all agree that the spainigger is a bot or AI?
Greensisters I'm starting to tear up... it was supposed to be a surge?? When are they counting our areas?!
Doing a Poo Let's Play | Part 1 - the Journey Begins...
>>221351107all the cool kids are watching backlash
>>221351134Howling
>>221351153yank on a VPNall it does is post about yank politics and jews
>>221351058you going on pip now?
>>221351155they rigged it
>>221351145it wasn't implying the condition would make him unable to leave a hospital or something>>221351147you are lying once again and i'm not gonna tell you why because you'll just change your story when you decide to larp again next
>>221351155mad that they thought open support for open borders would be a good idea at a time like this
>>221351187Yea i get PIP and get max UC without needing to visit a work coach
>>221351209no idea what it was implying then because a diagnosed schizophrenic could obviously post on 4chan
>>221351217you need to rinse them for £1,000/month housing benefit for the trifecta
>>221351173tell me to make a specific signal with my hand and i will post a picture of it next to a european plug
>>221351217Nice one. I just get UC with a once a month work coach phone call
I went into a psych ward when I got sectioned and they were very mean
why do I get a hard-on when my gf cries
>>221351209Whatever I don’t need to prove anything to you
>>221351257OK sign with your pinky finger touching your thumb x
>>221351210Yeah that's such a niche viewpoint but the ultra far left. Like I'm pretty left wing overall but you have to have your head buried pretty deep to think that would ever go down well with the public. Fairly sure most bleeding hearts still understand that letting every last brown in isn't going to help anyone. Suppose echo chambers and social media algorithms trick people into thinking their extreme views are reasonable (this applies to leftypol and rorke btw)
>>221351155There was literally a coordinated effort by the entire media to smear Zack and several councillors that began exactly a week before the election
>>221351257show the passport
>>221351267Ktim, was so fucking confused when I was a teenager and gf was crying on my shoulder because her grandad was in hospital. Absolute diamonds. Doesn't happen so much any more because wifeberg is generally fairly stable
Did you vote?
anyone else still wank to their ex?how many years has it been?
>>221351289>echo chambers and social media algorithms trick people into thinking their extreme views are reasonableRedditors literally ban people from their lefty subreddits just for having posted in a non-lefty subreddit once, and then get surprised when their lefty subreddit doesn't reflect popular opinion. These people are so detached from reality it's scary.
>>221351319mine cries like once or twice a month and she's never noticedcan't imagine the shit I would be in if she did
>>221351284>>221351310i’m british
>>221351309>coordinated effortnegativity towards him already spiked because of his spasticated tweets about the police officer kicking a terrorist in the headthe red cross shit barely moved the needle
ever rooted a sheila up the clacker lads?
>>221351353reddit got rid of /r/all and everyone was pissed off because they claimed it would get rid of "diversity" but they are also fine with subs like /r/conservative to be completely banned from the front page
reform = wonterrorist heads = kicked insorry leftypol better luck next time
>>221351337Didn't bother. Probably won't bother ever again. Waste of time. Country's long past saving.
room smellz after my wank
>>221351360swarthy
fucking hate yanks so muchthat dire accent and insufferable enunciationsaying "ireland" as "EYE-AR-LAAAAAAHND" with 3 syllablesfuck yanks die die die die DIE DIE DIE
>>221351309>smear>printing things they said like attacking the police or being antisemitic
>>221351383r/conservative doesn't allow you to post unless you've been pre-approved by moderators so not the best counterexample
>>221351382no I'm a despicable incel creature
Had anyone else noticed narcissists have beady eyes
just got rooted up my cloaca
>>221351408When did this start? That wasn't the case when I posted there a year or so ago
>>221351408do you know why? half the right win subs i post on were banned even the highly moderated sensible ones.one guy makes a bad comment and they ban the whole sub instantly. leftwing subs don't get the same treatment
Someones screaming and smashing the doors in the psych ward again
big fan of rorke openly admitting he came here from reddit
>>221351393go to irelandnobody was angry
>>221351428either that, or you can post but your comments won't be visible unless pre-approved, same thing in the end>>221351435no, they don't allow you to post unless you are suitably rorke based on your post history in other subs
rorke be like "yeah I didn't like the censorship on r/reformuk so I came here"
>>221351360>i’m britishnormally I would take you at your word but after seeing those brown mitts I'm going to need documentation
bring back subtle nonceposting
>>221350701£4 a bag in Aldi
>>221351440And they let you have a phone and internet too.
don't like anything I used to like
fucking wreckedmight have to get a nap in
>>221351457>no, they don't allow you to post unless you are suitably rorke based on your post history in other subsi'm asking you if you know why they implemented that rule? the admins threatened to ban them multiple times even though /r/conservative was the mildest of the right wing subs
>>221351440wasn't allowed my phone when I was on the wardbut i could use theirs sometimes to call my mummy so that was nice x
subpar excruciating conversation at the barbers againHATe going to the barberssick of my autistic chud life
>>221351449I didn't say I came here from Reddit. I said I posted there a year ago. I've been on 4chan 12+ years.
>>221351483So now you love everything that you used to hate?
>>221351482Yep Im in an acute ward
whats this about an election
>>221351440Yh always goes on in there
>>221351449what's a good site to come here from
mental how not a single w*man is fat through any fault of their own always pcos or birth control or mental elves or some other made up shite to blame
just showered so don't want to get covered in cumwill have to wank in the sink todaybut i don't like seeing my reflection when i'm wanking
>>221351519i said erection
is this the new meta
>>221351516Oh yes you are.
>>221351046obabo
>>221351526kek this is true
>>221351525a building site after a day being productive to society
perusing gracefulgrace's discography
>>221351387Why is it? Oh let me guess, you're a racist
>>221351489got mine pencilled in in around 30 mins x
>>221351510>I've been on 4chan 12+ yearsGRIM!
>>221351526my wife calls herself a "fatty" openly and hates her friends who make facebooks posts about their thyroid and cope with "men like curves"she's 14 stones now and admits it's the 'za and 'akes
>>221351492why would they implement a rule limiting comments to right wingers if they were going to be banned for being too right wing
>>221351472i can get my passport but how would that prove i’m not brown? have this picture of my eye instead
for me it's archeological sites
>>221351482there was an african in a mental home who was allowed to watch gore online and have zombie knives delivered and went out and stabbed a woman to death at a bus stop
I'm in the looney bin again
>>221351562you're here forever
>I've been on 4chan 12+ years.
>>221351553Close. Islamophobe.
ive genuinely been here since before some of you were even born (2006)
>>221351571the implication is obviously that leftypols were false flagging trying to get the sub banned
>>221351526there was an advert earlier during the footy that said obesity is a disease and spent the whole advert making out it isn't anyone's own fault they become fat so you need to jump on drugs to lose the weight
>>221351564
>>221351516get well soon anon xx
supposedly "LOW POLLEN" today but my eyes are itchy and im sneezingso explain that you woke bastards
>>221351576yeah, i dig 'em too
good afternoon tights enjoyers
>>221351538Here’s the wifi they got (Im using 4G)
14 stone wife gimmick isn't a runner so please nip it in the bud now
first came to the chon probably 18 years ago
i weigh 26 stone
>>221351572looking good!
>>221351352Yes as a rare treat, think the videos and pics I have of her are about 20 years old now so unfortunately potato quality but the audio is pretty decent and I've got some nice close ups of my dick going right in her mouth and pussy. We must have broken up in 2011 I think. Still see her around once or twice a year, she came to my wedding, wife walked in on her crying in the toilets lol
>>221351615Kek,I know where you are
>>221351624been posting since 2006 but only used to post on /b/ back then then I eventually moved to /sp/ then came to /brit/
*pulls my own face off*
>>221351615I believe he was making a joke that you were in a ward for cuties, a "cute ward". He wasn't suggesting you weren't there and asking for a wi-fi screen shot as proof.t. high IQ
united ireland
canadians are yanks btw
>>221351653samewhere does the time go
>>221351648Come get me
>>221351404>antisemitic Really now?
been posting on 4channel since 2005before that i was on somethingawful with moot (though i was fyad and he was adtrw)got permabanned by lowtax himself
>>221351615whats your major malfunction then lad
What you having lads?
got the new keyboard ordered
>>221351689>i was fyad and he was adtrwWhat's that some kind of gay yank frat type thing?
>>221351689most decrepit oldtroon award20+ wasted years award
>>221351716I'm gluten-free
>>221351598sure
>>221351716I'll take the lot!
>>221351713Schizophrenia and ptsd
>>22135171615 quid for a wrap jfc
>>221351492It's really not mild though, it's filled with raging trump cultists. It was mild before all the trump meme ones got shut down and then they all moved over and actual conservatives left out of frustration because you can't have a reasonable conversation in there, much like any subreddit of a certain size. Once it gets well known it's just a flaming pile of shit because the site is filled with actual teenagers and third worlders.
>>221351716they got anything not foreign
I don't give a shit if you've browsed this website for 20 years or 20 seconds.If I wanted to suck the arse out some cunt who has been posting longer than me or has higher rep rating or more clout then I'd post on normal vBulletin forums or Discord or any other website where people wank themselves off and pull rank over who was here first. Get a grip (of my cock).
>>221351605HaHA!
>>221351758>ptsdwhat from?
>>221351686Are you cute? x
>>221351780based
>>221351789Migrants smeared cow shit in my eyes
might just benniemaxx
>>221351766>>221351716it's bad everywhere mate
>>221351789(c)ptsd from severe childhood abuse
>>221351716well looks like one vegan option so I'd be paying £18 for vegetables and rice
>>221351576alice roberts would get it right up the bum
>>221351830I like the chubby goth one.
>>221351811:(what kind of abuse
>>221351809>COVID means we have to give unlimited money to the mega corporations but we don't have unlimited money oh wait a minute what's this? a money printer? we're saved!
>>221351687thats the label for it, are muslim green party members not doing this?
>>221351808A lot of people are saying this
>>221351858You name it I’ve probably suffered it
>>221351888ever get raped up the arse?
>>221351876If everything is antisemitic then nothing is. Same as rorke screaming that everything he doesn't like is woke
>>221351888you ever get forced to rape someone up the arse?
>>221351903Yes>>221351915No
>>221351716>>221351809How do these places not immediately go out of business? Why do people pay these prices for food you could train a monkey to make at a fraction of the cost
>>221351888>>221351925sorry matedont really know what to say
my uncle is 56 and he's worked at sainsburys since he left school
>>221351933the stomp clap speciality coffee and gourmet burger joints do in fact go out of business. They burn money hand over first for a year or two then chuck itthen another crop of stomp claps move in to try their hand and the cycle goes on
ever been nicked by the rozzers de lads?
>>221351966what's mental is that there's no benefit to staying at sains, tesco, asda etc more than 5 yearstheir benefits don't improve, same annual leave, same payyou just a fucking badge saying 10 years or some shit
>>221351966bless his heart
>>221351983>>221351983>>221351983
>>221351780The while idea of 4chan is anonymity but people like to brag about who was here the earliest. Quite baffling.
>>221351977Got told off for pissing in a doorway when I was 19, they scared me a bit and then let me go. Same thing when I got caught smoking a joint. Luckily I'm very white and middle class so not in any real danger.
>>221351913green party members are making statements that the police/msm/government deem antisemitic at a time when jews are claiming they are under severe threat.This is whats happening and you claim they're being smeared
>>221351966nice pension just make sure he doesn't try to stop any shoplifters
