latex edishold: >>221350140
>>221351744I'm only 34. 34 is still young.
>>221351966someone's gotta do it
ai has literally taken all the jobs in my sectori'm gonna need to find something new but have zero skills
wouldn't mind going back to the psych ward as long as i don't get saddled with a roommate who snores like a chainsaw and farts like a trumpet
tf is jummah
eating poo
Why did the Tories release election campaign material in Hindi?Why didn't that get any media coverage but the Greens using Urdu did?
>>221352021it's where they kidnap white british schoolgirls
diego used to link the prev thread in the OP too xRIP lad gone but never forgotten x
>>221352014sextummycorrspaff
>>221352021jummah is so fat when man fi dagger dem disappear forever
finally
The likelihood of getting a cute chubby gf this year is above 50% I would say.
>>221352015what job, lad?
nth for the gyaldem
>>221352041>Why did the corporate owned media make a fuss over leftypol doing something a bit silly? Dunno mate, couldn't possibly make an educated guess
biggest story of the century nobody ever talks abouteuropeans can come here, take out 100,000 in loans then go back and never pay a penny
>>221352021legalistic religions are mad gay
>>221352062They are our doctors
>>221352062leftypol tearing his hair out that they used a pic of a doctor of brown colour for this story
>>221352087big fan of dessy's work
>>221352057quite right
>>221352062lefties will say its because the nhs is understaffed and we need more immigrants
thinking of praying jummah is anyone gonna pray jummah coz if there's other people praying jummah i'll pray jummah
Sorry but I just do not find women attractive. A little repulsive if anything.And the more slaggy, sexy, feminine they try to make themselves look, the more they appeal to the male gaze, the less attractive I find them.
>>221352092None of us have 5 billion quid mate, how rich do you think we are?
>>221352118Umm
>>221352144think you may be a bender
Love women's pussies and tits and arses. I am heterosexual and want to shag female women
>>221352115piff ting ain't she
>>221352144women are angelic beings and I don't deserve to breathe the same air as them
thoughts?
stop bullying wales, we just want peace!
>>221352196*oppresses wales*
>>221352196leave those sheep alone
>>221352192sexoooo
>>221352196
>>221352194ethnically indian, spiritually japanese
>>221352196Aye and I want a piece of your tight celtic arse
>>221352087BEEPITY BEEP BEEP
Leftypol niggas be like >they scrutinised our policies and statements, it's a coordinated attack!Shockingly the public don't like it when you side with stabbers against the police
>>221352087looks like Christina Applegate
>be me>wake up this morning >first thing I do is grav my phone and go to the album I have of the baddie gym girl in my city with a lot of IG followers>wank until I spaff myself>sometime later>walking to lidl to get some milk>nearly bump into her>she's genuinely like 4ft irl>too nervous to say anything Feel like I saw a celebrity lads.
>>221352196where are you from
>>221352218
>>221352021Muslims have to pray five times a day but it doesn't matter where they do itMuslim men also have to pray in a mosque or designated place with other muslim men every friday, unless they are ill or too far awayif two different groups hold friday prayers too close to each other then allah gets mad and ignores both groups' prayersso they HAVE to find out where all the prayers are happening and join
Taking refuge here, the gays have taken over the swedenthread again
Saw this Somali on tiktok saying that England colonised 1/4 of the world and how we can’t complain about assimilation and immigration.How does /brit/ seriously react to this?
>>221352196I'll never stop bullying Wales!
>>221352275is this what's referred to by "sexwoman"?
>>221352250think you need to go outside
>>221352250they might've had a chance if they didn't select a catty gay charlatan bender that spends 10 hours a day on twitter to be their leader
get your pussy out dear i love you
>>221352092One of the lesser talked about costs of the boriswave is if they are given ILR, all their children will be eligible for these loans which will realistically never be paid backIt's going to cost a fortune
I am actually Welsh you know, born in Powys
>>221352291sorry this is a whites only thread. no saami blooded gook mongrels allowed!
>>221352318you look like a whale too you fat bitch
>>221352318Doesn’t make you Welsh. Where were your parents born
>>221352144sounds like a super power
>>221352283send them all back
>>221352294>ireland is also getting colonised>feels like we'll be minority Irish in my life timeWhat did we ever do to anyone?Do we deserve this punishment?And so they do accept that their migration is a bad thing, a punishing thing.
>>221352254Whomst I would still shag despite the MS and the fact she'd probably shit on me during.
>>221352170ktim except I love men's cocks and balls and arses and I am homosexual and want to shag male men
any other horrible fat ugly cunts in?
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>221352294portraying immigration as vengeful colonial invasion seems like a bad idea
>>221352300Seethe on>>221352309A Jewish homosexual and an Islamist, truly the people's party
can men and women be genuine friends?
>>221352259thats literally you're in to talk to her. She'd love to meet one of her followersYou just don't be a gooning fan. Say something like she made you want to get fit again and does she do personal training
>>221352375no, one of them always catches feelings
cutie
i was leftypol all my life but in the last 5 years i just can't. immigrants (both browns and europeans) and have destroyed everything. no other issue matters to me other than getting them all out.
>>221352062>Murdoch newspaperFuck off
>>221352320Motherfucker I'm a pureblooded geat, a son of fucking BEOWULF
>>221352318you were shat out the arse of a man
>>221352351irish people settled all the same colonies as britain so you deserve the same punishment
>>221352363yep and getting nicely drunk in my incel attic room
>>221352389gdp gdp gdp gdp gdp
>>221352374As opposed to a multimillionaire London banker and his gang of corrupt reactionary mini-Hitlers?
>>221352294We made their countries better. If we hadn't, they wouldn't have the means to get to our country.
>>221352406luckyi dont have any money for booze because im flat broke on top of being a horrible fat ugly cunt
>>221352275Very mesmerising
attenboroughs diedhttps://x.com/breakingnews/status/2029622627740905787/
>>221352375yes but it doesn't mean one of them doesn't have feelings for the other
>>221352432cute face, smiling, tits bouncing up and down, hips swaying... impossibly sex
>>221352270wales
>>221352453doesn't really work anymore does it
>>221352453ofcom making you look like a right mug
>>221352453when he does die he will be posthumously outed as a sex case, mark my words
>>221352453
If leftypol doesn't let us have a white Britain we won't let him have the NHS Simple as
>>221352375Yes. That is all.
>>221352453daft old cunt got used to parrot the climate propaganda
>>221352475>>221352476works on my machine
>>221352453jokes on you, i didn't verify my identity to watch tranny porn like a goycattle
>>221352393kek so trve sister!
Do you think asexuality is real?
asked the toilfu if she wants to go on a walkowitz around the parkberg tomorrowstein
>>221352527Probably
>>221352488baseddiddlechads rise the fuck up!
>t. knower>if you know you know>vague statement implying i know something you don'tinsufferable cunts
>>221352014I deserve a gf like this
ears so stuffed with wax it's giving me a headache
>>221352527yh...t. knower
>>221352527not in my presence
>>221352527for people above a certain again but that's just them losing their libido due to hormone changeswhen an 18 year old saying they are asexual on tinder or tiktok it's just posturingsexual attraction is one of the most basic traits in all living things
>>221352506You got bodied
ess teh ess
>>221352563get some hyrdogen peroxide in there mategets it all broken up then it falls out
gfberg just did a rank fart while sat on my lap
if the uk has a budget of like 1 trillion they could just give everyone £14000instead what do they do with itpiss it up the wall
>>221352355poor woman also had to have a double mastectomy :(
>>221352581that unadvised as it irritates the ear canalolive oil does just the same but safer
>>221352583um
>>221352527amongst women maybe
>>221352586no they give it to european students, immigrants, and dying boomers
>>221352602ive been doing it for years and nothings wrong with my ear xanals
>>221352527That's what they all tell me.
>>221352420Damn straight
>>221352194true
>>221352602you use it for like 3 days mate it's not going to dissolve your ear drums
>>221352626nibba dyslexic lmao adds to the humour
>>221352639didnt put that did i thoughit CAN, and can IRRITATE your ear canali was told by a gp after going in with ear problems
>>221352626>carntsc
>>221352318where's your Welsh accent then?
i won
>>221352672big fan of the vaio logo
>>221352581>>221352602>>221352615>>221352639>>221352673i just scraped it all out with a key thank you
>>221352667he's just retarded like all of 'da moozlims' crowd
>>221352578i'll heem you, no cap
>>221352667Lol he writes just like my dad
>>221352673so does excess ear wax mateit is demonstrably fine to use
>>221352465Yeah where abouts
rorke the kinda nigga to stick his fingers up his arse
Saw a capybara on my walk near Winchester. How fucking random
right nap time
looking to get a 'scort but they're all expensive and won't suck my willard without a condom. like what's the fucking point then? might as well just 'ave a wank
crap time
>>221352733dont believe them to be native to these lands
>>221352733he just living his lifeand you got your bloody phone out recording himrude
>>221352724you’re lying if you’ve never done that at least once
>>221352708Get your diaper changed nigga
>>221352733Marwell zoo is near there, maybe the capybara escaped
my dad killed 65 gooks in 'nam. they called him gook-killer gregg
Bumble date was a bit of a disaster, lasted barely half an hour and she barely engaged at all
>>221352742ask to lick their bums
>>221352742i eat their arse while wanking myself off
>>221352779no he didn't. no they don't
>>221352780Never had a date without shagging her at the end of it
/brit/ - rimming prossies
classic
my twink arse fucking reeks
>>221352783>>221352788have you two ever licked butthole? was it nice? gets me aroused thinking about it
>>221352780if you're not some 6"5 with a chin chiseled out of granite you've got no chance
>>221352804okay you got me i lied :P XD
>>221352780Honestly wonder why some of these women bother if they're not going to even attempt to engageWasting both our time
Anyone read freudI havent but i hate it any time he is referenced
>>221352814well you have to ask them to clean because one of them literally smelled like shit so from then on i always ask to cleanalso go for 18-19 year old ones they tend to have nicer arses to eat
>>221352850Jung mogs him
thinking about our rhea this evening
obabo
>>221352850yes i read most of them to learn the history, there is literally nothing of value in most of his books (unless you're learning history of psychology) apart from civilisation and its discontent
>>221352812love this
>>221352812I wish 4chan still had fun threads like this nowadays.
eating prozzies bumholes is grotty as fuck
>>221352780KTIMi get so nervous beforehand by the time i'm on the date itself i'm exhausted
>>221352845She realised anon was a incel neet evil freak and become extremely uncomfortable.
>>221352667>>221352705we need more retarded people in officethe retarded man sees what is in front of him and simply reacts according to his naturethe (((intellectuals))) write 4,000 pages theses on why everything good and sacred is actually bad and evil so they can justify the destruction of your culture by way of importing 999999999 welfare recipients from the deepest slums of mogadishu
>>221352845free drinks / food
>>221352917oh shut the fuck up you sexless runtpeople like you are the reason everyone else is put off dating
>>221352014i do not deserve a girlfriend like this
>>221352873well stop
>>221352944
>>221352854https://scarletblue.com.au/escort/maddy-brightwhat do you reckon about this one? reckon she's got a shitbox worth licking?
Why is leftypol losing his mind over data centres
hey everyone in /brit/ who i consider to be friends of mine!also hello the people of /brit/ who are not my friends.
>>221352845Yeah it’s strange, what’s even the point in having a date if you’re just going to be a stonewall - surely they must realise that we’re meeting up to get to know each other
>>221352904well, maybe. perhaps a balance. perhaps regular folks
>>221352944I wonder which part of the world that account is from
NEW>>>/bant/24280077>>>/bant/24280077>>>/bant/24280077
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778276743312110.webm
>>221352966he's doing his little revolution larp again isn't he bless his little cotton socks
Lmao just looked up her bumble account and she genuinely unmatched me lol
>>221352989DO NOT WATCH, ANIMAL CRUELTY
>>221352989impressive
>>221352938not wrong am i
>>221352989not clicking your probable cuck porn link
>>221352812>£500>altoidsI have never seen "Altoids" in the UK
>>221352900In half an hour? >>221352917Nobody is that desperate for free food and drinks to put themselves through such an uncomfortable situation>>221352972The only plus is you don't go on multiple dates before realising they're boring and standoffish
>>221352966Cos The Donald is involved
What are you drinking? A cold cider? A lager? A G&T? A rum and coke? A snakebite? Shots of vodka? Glass of coke? Cloudy lemonade? Orange juice?Me? I'm having Pepsi Max Tropical
Would you eat poop if it tasted like chocolate?
>>221352965cringing my nut off at sebastian
>>221353035mark the mint man has his sources
>>221352966something about water consumptionand energy usage
>>221353069>english rose
>>221353062might give it a little taste
Sir Keir Starmer is a Jewish homosexual
sir diamond dozen
just sprayed deodorant and the cloud bounced off and hit me in the eye owie
>>221352780modern dating is just endlessly playing the jester for woman after woman in hopes of finding one that actually reciprocates interest and 'clicks' with youapparently women experience the same thing in reverse so i don't know why anyone bothers with this retarded sisyphean humilitation ritual
>>221353069i don't believe for a second those reviews aren't written by the escorts themselves
>>221353101bizarre
>>221352965screaming400 no kissing
>>221353113seems fair enough
>>221353101chicken jockey
>>221352812not as funny as that anon who signed his email to a professor with "eternally yours"
Sir Norman Iggersworth
>>221353123>no sex or kissingOh my days
>>221353113would
>>221353113good for her tbf, i don't ever want kids either
>>221353113the slight facial contortion and squinting of the eyes on "is your life fulfilling?" is a tell
Civil servant here. If Farage wins the next GE, he'll call us all back to the office 5 days a week. The CS will then be on the verge of collapse, as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quit, due to the removal of WFH. Cheap optics will meet reality.
A Farage government will make Liz Truss look like a financial genius in comparison
>>221353123she lowered the price. last i checked it was $1200 for the middle one. fuck i'm so horny right now i might just fap instead and save myself some shekels
>>221353113looks like she cried mere moments before making this video
>>221353123£400 for drinks and two meals for two people isn't too bad if it's a nice place. you can spend £100 in a restaurant easily these days
>A Farage government will make Liz Truss look like a financial genius in comparison
rorke's been done in by leftypol
>>221353113 coOoOooOoOoOoOPE
>>221353142>implying someone would breed with your rodent ass
i like to move it move it
>>221353132do u want me to post it
>>221353156This is our mantra. This is our motto.
>>221353180well hes right these switches are entirely superfluous
>>221353193
>>221353173Sup.
>>221353173You'll see
>>221353171who the fuck would pay for some bitches time that didn't include sex?
>>221353191go to hell
Seriousness!
>>221353197go for it m8
>>221353228
What animated movie should I watch?
I am going to wank my cock
no dancing animal gifs
>>221353047>Nobody is that desperate for free food and drinks to put themselves through such an uncomfortable situationIt's a mix of free food, the confidence boost (undeserved) and the experience they get to talk about to their friends. There's a group of females who do it at work, all the time talking about their dates and how much nice restaurant food they had while making fun of the guy
>>221353245zootopia
>>221353229i'm in /brit/, i'm already there
more dancing animal gifs
>NGFE - BBBJ / DT / DFKsomeone tell me what the fuck this meansalso she is not 19> Oh and I’m now 21. Need to update my profile which I’ll do soon. fucking lying HAG
>>221353206the perfidious albanese cannot comprehend leaving things plugged in
>>221353254
>>221353253>>221353254lol
Drinkin and weein
>>221353259yes, women talk about their dates with their friends as everyone that goes on them doeshow incellious do you have to be to think this is novel information
>>221353240ok here u go
he's on a tirade now
>>221353273naughty girlfriend experience, bareback blowjob, deep throat, deep french kissing
they groovin
find the word 'spaffing' to be ungainly
the proto called me her "brother in christ" does that mean i've been friendzoned?
>>221353334more of a guffing one out man are you?
get the 'skins posted
>>221353311mate you need to come here, for 400 you get a nice young lass who will do anything, not some stuck up whore charging the same for a dinner date>>221353334nobody uses it in real life, it's basically a /brit/ meme at this point
>>221353337this fella was the most popular man in the uk for a week now no cares. george orwell was right everyone will be famous for 20 minutes
>>221353346it means nothing it's a funny turn of phrase she heard online that she is now repeating because she thinks it makes her a bit more interesting
>>221353366im circumscribed
>>221353299they talk about how they go on them with no aim of ever having sex with the guy, completely WASTING HIS TIME. I bet you compliment females and are part of the problem
spaffing a knobule up me arris
why do single women end up owning cats who they refer to as their babies?
>>221353379reckon she was taking the mick because i was jestermaxxing at the time as i often do
>>221353147Im a civil servant also and lets be honest its a pisstake its a close to being on the dole as you can get without being on it
Incredibly uncomfortable image
>>221353371Confusing Orwell with Warhol
cats are mean as hell
wish my sister would kill herself
>>221352283They also have to kiss a big black rock to have all their sins forgiven like a pagan ritualThey also have to pray to a city that didnt even exist in the time of their prophetThey also have to hate everyone elseThey also are forbidden from integrating anywhereThey also read a book that contradicts itself and hold it up as eternal truthsounds legit
>>221353423and they're not gonna take it anymore
>>221353387yeh i bet that's a real thing you overheard and definitely didn't just make uplast time you had a real conversation with a woman?
>>221353436horrible thing to say
>>221353245Encanto
>>221353455don't want to have to share the inheritance when mumstein passes away now do i
>>221353147Same. Could see a few people where I work having a problem with implementing the wishes of the Government of the day. Me? I'll happily do it.
>>221353436you're better than this, bruce
cooking tip: add a bit of arugula and cilantro directly into the skillet before serving eggs sunny side up
>>221353456psml
>>221353113>uterus status? eggless
>>221353147>as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quitGood lol, 80% of the civil service is nursery for adults
>>221353492>arugula>cilantroFOY
>>221353492cilantro tastes like soap
>>221353419just looking straight past each otherbizarre
https://x.com/er1k0v/status/2052993209609945196
>>221353513you're a bit thick aren't you
>>221353387>femalesOh my days lad
>>221353527...yh
new >>221353547
might be time for a shower and a shave
>>221353147>as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quitnone of you are needed so good
>>221353379Hate this
>>221353419rorke shouting "get a room" from the balcony
