what the hell
>>221353547given up on the vpn, heathernonce?
>>221353547bizarre
>arugula>cilantro>skillet>sunny side upwhat language is this
Got the baggy brown trousers and cream colored white sweatshirt on Lookin handsome
mad how david attenborough looks identical to basil from austin powers
>>221353581the president's english
>>221353581Americans should not be allowed to leave their country. Keep them locked up over there so they can't bother the rest of us.
brought a tear to my eyehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/GWNbC99qhMk
>>221353604great canadian film
Want a fun fact?Adjusted for inflation modern Russians are actually poorer today than they were under the USSR.
>>221353547single-linking nonce. commit suicide.
>>221353605what kind of language is xanny plug
Went for the thai chicken noodles in case anyone was interested. £19 but they were nice
>>221353581>arugula>cilantrowhat other name is there?>skilleti usually just say pan>sunny side upthe best way to eat eggs
>>221353625They arent looting the Baltic bvlls any longer
>Joshua Kim won the sixth seat at Blaenau Gwent Caerffili Rhymni for Reform but missed the count because he was doing a shift as a supply teacher.>Kim tells the BBC he was "shellshocked" and "did not think for one minute" he would be elected, appearing "distraught, utterly shocked and confused".>The supply teacher says he hadn’t told his pupils about his candidacy and wasn’t at the count because it would have meant losing a day’s pay.>The returning officer spent a few minutes trying to find him and couldn't quite believe he wasn't in the hall. He turned up about 45 minutes after as the hall was being reset for a football match.Fucks sake
>>221353632stfu n00b before i pwn you with leet hax
sucking a 'roo
>>22135363619 fucking quid for that? you got done mate
drinking wee
some fried eggs in a pan with cilantro and rocket. nice
>>221353581language of a man that has spent too much time watching new york italian chefs on tiktok
should i pulverize you should i execute you should i waterboard you should smite you should i i take your life should i take your soul
>>221353644blessed democracy
>>221353644Half of Reforms candidates are like thisIt's not a serious organisation yet
At a family partydubs decides what I'll say or do
>>221353452in my experience the less I speak to them the better. their lives are boring and shallow anyway and if I tell them about mine, they get a sniff of my money and possessions and then they start being deseatful because that is exactly what they are like. obviously it's been pointless talking to them about things like politics. are you a woman?
I was in Canada last year and it was bizarre, everyone is really nice but not in a genuine way, more like an NPC just going through the motions. All the conversations were utterly boring, nobody has a sense of humour or opinions, just the most dull, mundane shit imaginable.
love me eggs sunny side up!
>>221353682>obviously it's been pointless talking to them about things like politicswhy are you talking to women about politics you fucking retard
Deform is for halfwits, inbreds, racists, lumpenproles.They will utterly destroy Britain. I am not looking forward to it.
>>221353581>>arugula>>cilantroI love leaves and stuff goddamn they taste good.
>>221353644>appearing "distraught, utterly shocked and confused".scream
>>221353683where in canada?
>>221353641>>221353700that's just a bloody fried eggit is the default way to fry an egg it doesn't need a special name
>>221353681punch your uncle in the stomach
I'm gay
>>221353753bit gay or big gay?
>>221353704you are the fucking retard for not thinking about why. I know now but at the time I had started at an office and one of the tips was to talk about the news to people
get the violent yaoi rape anime on
>>221353681punch your niece in the cranium
>>221353725OttawaExpect things are more interesting on the west coast?Perhaps I should have gone to BRITISH columbia?
… early - early bedtime - wearing my excellent glasses watching live PGA tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221353737there are many methods of frying an egg. with sunny side up, you don't flip it at all and the top of the yolk is quite soft
>>221353769corr all set up and comy for bed with 3 piss flasks on hand
>>221353737yes it does
>>221353641>>arugula>>cilantro>what other name is there?We call them "rocket" and "coriander" respectively>>sunny side up>the best way to eat eggsMore of a scrambled eggs man myself
>>221353769>wearing my excellent glassesthey're not even goodwhy does he keep saying that every single time
>>221353681take a picture of the food spread and post it in /brit/
>>221353760
Watched Escape Plan earlier, and now onto Antz. Bit of a Stallone day haha
>>221353770>with sunny side up, you don't flip it at all and the top of the yolk is quite softotherwise known as a fried eggbloody yank bollocks!!
>>221353681Get your willy out wahey!
>>221353758I am a cock slut
>>221353808looks like they have specific terms for different cooking methods don't see anything wrong with this
>>221353769slowly reclining more and more as the days pass until he's fully horizontal
>>221353681"a lot of Nigerians on this road now isn't there? we should melt them down to fill in the potholes"
>>221353823um
Bought my wine and my gus
>>221353682>they get a sniff of my money and possessions£450 UC a month and a fleshlight?>deseatfulFucking hell lmao
BREAKING NEWS ISRAEL JUST ANNOUNCED THEY'RE GOING TO NUKE TEHRAN ITS OVER FUCK FUCK FUCKKK
>>221353681Call your mum shaggable
>>221353781we differentiate between cilantro and corianderrocket is a silly name for a vegetable>>221353832eggsactly>>221353808how do you differentiate between eggs where only one side is fried versus eggs where both sides are fried?
i perceive coriander as tasting like soap on account of my inferior genes
>>221353681have a fun time
>>221353759>I know now but at the time I had started at an office and one of the tips was to talk about the news to peopleit took working in an office for you to attempt talking to a woman?are you autistic
>>221353885>rocket is a silly name for a vegetableSo is eggplant but you insist on saying that (we say aubergine instead)
>>221353885>how do you differentiate between eggs where only one side is fried versus eggs where both sides are fried?we don't. restaurants will cook eggs either scrambled or not, and the rest is up to them. when it comes to other foods people get more fussy but eggs is not something we have specific preferences for
hey waitress get me a sunny side up on rye with crispy bacon and some pancakes
when people ragequit a game are they actually angry or just like "whatever"
>>221353879you're having me on
>one of the tips for talking to peopleJesus weptWhat sort of a specimen are you
>>221353880>>221353681call your mother breedable
>>221353885>versus eggs where both sides are fried?doesn't exista fried egg is a fried egg
>>221353906go gauchos
bro tier!!!!
>>221353933and how is this supposed to help you in your invasion of earth?
>>221353930y u m
this vid really makes me wish I was a normiehttps://youtu.be/AT8ne9Df91g?si=3Z3WkTfwZCj5MPFW
he looks bent
uuuuh can i get uuuuuuhhhh over-easy (also known as dippy) eggs and uuuuuuhhhhh some waffles with syrup
Jimmy Carr needs to stop the philosopher/thinker grift
>>221353913it was tips for starting in an office and that was one of them. I didn't write them
Did you know when wypipo first discovered tomatoes in America in the 1560s they believed they were deadly poisonous Wypipo thought they were poisonous for almost 300 yearsIt took some bloke in 1820 saying "fuck it, you're all retarded I'm going to eat a big plate of em" in public before wypipo realised it was a myth and started cooking with them
>>221353923its a plant that looks like an egg inniteggplant
>>221353973why aren't the eggs done sunny side up?
>>221353967is that a man or a very ugly woman?
Need my eggs scrambled (this is a metaphor for wanting a fit lad to pin me down and shag my arse)
>>221353977More like Jimmy Carrnt
>>221353892Does your piss smell after eating asparagus? Apparently that's a genetic thing and some people don't have it, but I do.
>>221353967sex>>221354002it's a woman without make up pedro, get used to it
sir harry ramsden
my bussy is fresh
>>221353681Be nice to everyone and have a good time and enhance everyone else's having a good time. Do it now.
The horse and castle are the best characters in chess
>>221353995Speaking of eggs, eggs in the UK have had brown shells for years, but in the last couple years I've seen increasing numbers of eggs with white shells too. Maybe we imported some yank chickens, I dunno.
>>221353984don't think you're understanding meyou first realised you shouldn't talk to women about politics when you were WORKING AGE? how little interaction did you have with women prior to working in an office
curry for tea x
Americans think you're hideous unless you're pumped full of filler and botox, have blinding white fake teeth, and a brown-orange fake tan and make up
>>221354022imagine if a man turned up to a date dressed like that and wearing those shabby trainers
>>221354034they are called "knight" and "rook," and they are not "characters", they are "pieces". they are also not the "best" in terms of their relative value.
>2 eggs sunny side up>3-4 pancakes>french toast>bacon>orange juice>coffee>expressoit lush
let me get a flying dutchman, animal style, a large fry and a thing of onion ringsoh oh! and a diet mr pibb
>turmeric>cardamom >cumin>star anise>pesto>za'atar>paprika>nutmeg>cloves
>>221354033My anal fantasy My anal dream
you lot watching the boxing later?
HOWLING at nothing in particular
>>221354064That's the current fashion, Rorke. All girls are dressing like that these days.
>>221354088roar
>>221354079Mate have you ever seen like a lion or a giraffe in the wild?
>>221354079ive got all of those
>>221354085yeah, might do
>>221354068>orange juice and coffeeare you trying to fuck your teeth up?
Lots of my t-shirts look shit now because my belly got fat and I yearn for cold weather so I can wear hoodies
got a stiffy so hard it's hurting a bit
>>221354067Well I like them
>>221353967>23 and 27they're putting something in their water i swear
>>221354079fodey dance
>>221354064that's how she showed up to the guardian photoshoot
I just need to get shagged
>>221354118I never get these. 50mg Sildenafil doesn't work either :(
isn't chess a board game largely based on pot luck?
>>221354092being shallow enough to follow fashion is a massive red flag
>>221354156yeah I think so
>>221354153Try 5000mg
>being shallow enough to follow fashion is a massive red flag
>>221354156yeah. you can learn a few tricks but it’s basically just moving the pieces at random until someone wins
>>221354067>knight bishop rook queenthis should be horse elephant castle vizir
i hate curry
>>221354116all of mine have lost their elasticity on the collar, need to get some more in
>>221354118>>221354148no need to thank me
>>221354148ktimWhat if we.....
>>221354132that just means she thought he was immature
>>221354156It's rote memorisation of 2 dimensional patterns. More of a party trick than a skill worthy of respect.
https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook:Arugula
>>221354156Thing is that white has a huge advantage and whoever gets that basically has won And that is down to luck
>>221354132playing the long game
>>221354034>The horse and castleSounds like a pub>>221354068It's called espresso with an "S", there is no "X" in it
>>221354184post like a coward all you like. females respect a man more if he is confident in his own fashion and style
>>221354162that's right, style is for gentlemen amirite gents????
>females respect a man more if he is confident in his own fashion and style
>>221354196he bungled a handshake and talked about environmental activism man probably has autism
>>221354217>I despise pakis and niggerswhy's that?
>>221354153I'm an infrequent wanker/porn watcher maybe 3 times a month, don't want the wilfred getting desensitised n thatand watching too much porn makes you addicted to trannies
off to bed
camel horse elephant vizier
>>221354259imagine thinking the film is better
>>221354258i look like that and don't believe in god
>>221354259She's an environmental campaigner
>>221354285were the german ones named by a 10 year old lmao
>>221354260I’m an autistic chud who blames his problems on others
>>221354285always found it weird how the feminine looking crown is the king and the stereotypical king crown is the queen
>>221354258what you're doing is like talking to someone in real life without making eye contact. you're a weak coward
>>221354334Well that's Rorke done then.
>>221354342
was about to loom post but it's only saturday. get in
>environmental campaigner
>>221354266good advice. i used to frequent the femboys/twinks orgasm hands free thread on /gif/. thank god i've recovered!
>>221354342cause the kings just a consort (cuck)
>>221354358Not him but you're obviously an autistic retard who thinks "following fashion" means reading Vogue and going to runway shows, not just paying attention to what people your age are wearing so you actually look respectable instead of some cringe teenager who is lacks any self-awareness to understand convention and custom.I wish I'd just replied with a fedora pic because I doubt you can actually grasp any of this.
>>221354325i work in tech doesn't mean i want to talk about computers. she doesn't even mention it as something she talked about>Cycling in the Netherlands. Sci-fi. The rise of the far right. Our hobbies.
Peacock on the roof
>I’m an autistic chud who blames his problems on others
Everyone knows over easy eggs are the best way to have them
nigga still going on about eggs these yanks are so weird
>>221354422right well no one here knows what that is it's just a fried egg
sucking a gay willy gayly while being a straight man
>>221354369Big fan
dunno lads I just wear trousers and some sort of shirt
Absolutely love my iPad lads. I’m never off it. Literally the perfect device for pretty much everything.
>>221354464when is she gonna protest in china
there are currently men racing motorbikes live at 210mph on uk public roads on iplayer
>waddles over to her desk>taps her on the shoulder and looks her straight in the eye>good news about Reform isn't it?
>>221354454I knew what it was before this >>221353832 was posted
>>221354493might go do 50mph in front of them in the Clio
>>221354503need you killed and maimed
Dogberg took a big shite on the floor this morning and put himself in his timeout room before I noticed it
mother has just messaged me to say i should have gone to a over 30s disco with my brother and that it would have been good for me. im 29 for starters
>>221354514Not my problem
>>221354484You mean over emissions? US is 16th in pic related, China is 25th. And that doesn't count historical emissions, which I think have been far greater from the US.Anyway I think Greta would say that all countries should reduce their greenhouse gas emissions.
shagging a monkey's bbc
>>221354517Let him out in the garden more and take him for more walks. Lazy cunt.
>>221354464>climate activistNot anymore though, is she?
>>221354569I bring him to the park every day, he wouldnt go out this morning because its raining and he hates it
>>221354556Monkeys have small penises
>>221354551what the Palau niggas doing?
>>221354396if you need other people to tell you what to wear then you are probably autistic
>>221354517Entirely your fault, unironically. He's a dog, you're a human. He doesn't want to shit indoors or upset you, he wants to shit outside and to see you happy. He cannot let himself out because, once again, he is a dog. He relies on YOU to be responsible, to get your fat arse up and out of bed and take your dog outside so he can wee and poo.That you punish your dog for shitting indoors when he cannot help it speaks to your lack of empathy. You're a fucking retard and your dog deserves better. Fucking sort yourself out.
top tip: women love it when you suck on their tits. sets of some deep biological maternal urge they have no control over and cannot resist
>>221354594>cockmogging a monkeycorr
>>221354551when is she gonna protest in china and across SEA where carbon emissions are risingwhy is it only in western nations that are already decliningthere is a real answer to this, i just want to hear you say it leftypol
My fifth wedding anniversary in a few months lads. Might take the Mrs out to Dishoom and get a nice garlicky curry mouth blowjob from her afterwards x
mum's deaf as a post
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, PradaThem basic bitches wear that shit, so I don't even bother
>>221354598tiny population of roughly 17,700 people relying heavily on imported fuel for tourism-driven transportation, aviation, and electricity
>>221354615women are the original nonces. they get secret sexual pleasure from childbirth and breastfeeding. they just never mention it
>>221354634they do a good breakfast at Dishoom if you've never tried that
>>221354594rude
>>221354615I used to do this thing with my ex where id suction her tit into my mouth then lick back and forth at the same time, she loved it
>>221354612Thanks for proving my point, your interpretation of my post shows how much of a spastic you are, can't even read. Don't bother replying, won't be wasting any more time on a mong like you.
>>221354640Gf's dad is really into his brands. Doesn't understand how I go buy not caring about what picture is on my tshirt.
>>221354615My gf gets overstimulated from it and doesn’t like it except when she’s really close. Sometimes it’s hard to pop them in your mouth when you’ve got a rhythm going so I usually only do it if I’m fingering her, even then I prefer to kiss her.
fairly certain I will die without ever having touched a boob
postpartum depression comes from realising that her husband's cock will never pleasure her as much as her baby's crowning head did when it stretched her vulva
I only wear the freshest shagger garms
big fan of the 'reply to confirm your concession' line added at the end of a post
>>221354681you're a weak coward mate and can't even debate either
>>221354712
vinted is dead as fuck
>you're a weak coward mate and can't even debate either
thought about posting myself on those faces of /int/ threads but worry what if a future employer or someone finds it and associates me with the fireable shit on this site or some freak saves it or catfishes me
weird that all these sex perverts know each other
rorke going solo
>>221354716that's a self own
>>221354663I haven’t desu, could be a good shout if they serve booze
>>221354739you can just claim someone took your photothe real fear is some autist here reposting it every day for the next two years
>>221354551FUCK Palau and FUCK Palauan "people"
>>221354746kinda like how all the personalityfags on here know each other
Right well thanks very much
troon djs love playing their "video game" music during setssick of it
might kill myself
>>221354771well yes that is the fearwhenever ive seen women post themselves on that thread like that turk girl i just get so confused why knowing that some schizoid will obsess over them for the next few years or take their picture and catfish as them
>>221354803again??
Man city don't want to win the league
>>221354565you'll never be a woman btw
Dame Catherine West
>>221354795Fuck I wish I was Scottish. I’m not even memeing. Hope you can get your independence and rejoin the EU so I can move there.
Got a Chinese in
>>221354804there are even weirder freaks, like heathermong, who got obsessed over someone posting a link to a stream
catberg's enjoying the garden today
>>221354838doesn't mean i have to go out and vote again does it?
ill always be a woman
>PXL_Omds rorke
>>221354854groin on display, very disrespectful
>>221354823
>>221354854lovely cat
>>221354847Is she fit?
>>221354841The Scots hate the English. Not all of them but there's enough of them who think Braveheart was a documentary about current events to make the place generally unsafe for the English.
>>221354838Literally who
>>221354414>makes "drill" videos with blacks>gets killed by a blackstay well away from them
jamacian me crazy
>>221354854my berg got very sandy today
gottberg
>>221354854can see his arse
>>221354925looks like stars in the night skyx
>>221354878They're good phones with some of the best cameras on the market, what can you do really.
>>221354857If you're a rank-and-file member of the Labour Party, probably? Parties keep on changing their rules for leadership spills, I can't keep up
>>221354956probably because you live on the other side of the planet?
walking to shop
>>221354984scr
>>221354920Everytime I look around(Everytime I look around)
figured out why /brit/ is so shitbunch of cat loving faggots in hereno dogs
>>221354838Going to pray for Sir Keir Starmers premiership tomorrow
>>221354925do 'bergs not get eaten by snakes and crocs and things in bruceland? figured the wildlife would be too savage for them to be out and about
>>221355010sup mouldie
>>221354988Get us a haddock and chips with mushy peas and a fanta on the way back please mate cheers nice one
>>221354988get me a bf
>>221355021bergs rule dogs drool !!
zoomers are work were talking about their future and how many kids they want. i didnt have the heart to tell them their future is more likely to be about fighting for £15,000 loaf of bread in the climate apocalypse
there are millions of people that every day watch tech review videos for products they are never going to buymental
>>221355010your neoliberal Manchester City are playing like shit
Fanta sales down 113% from this time last year, experts suspect customers are confused and conflating it with the Hanta virus similar to what happened with Corona brand beer.
>>221355049maybe they watch them in order to see if it's worth buying or not
>>221354614An excellent frogpost
>>221355024Cats absolutely dominate Australian fauna, they've wiped out loads of animals and driven others to the brink of extinction.Actually I made that up but it sounds true doesn't it and it probably is
>>221355032no chippy only shop>>221355035cute one on the till belongs to me
greggs must lose a significant amount of money to retail theft every day I see kids and adults robbing it
>>221355024nigga thinks australians live in the wild next to crocs
>>221355024bergs are the apex predator around here wild catbergs in the outback are evolving into giant wildcat things because they have no predators
going on an incelwalk, though i am not an incel
>>221355021yanks are the main issue tbphwyfl. post elsewhere.
boomer cruises are the epitome of way in which most normies self delude and bruteforce the world as they want it to be in spite of the fact that the world as it actually is keeps breaking through the cracks
>>221355049kind of the point of a review, no?
>>221355072that's fanta-stic
weedmongs are incredibly cringe
>>221355082>>221355110no silly yanks x
>>221355109ok
oh well it seems they did notice
>>221355099you're a fat idiot
>>221355121even me? :)
>>221355088its true foxes toointroduced by the britishers of course
Willy got warm so I unbuttoned me underwear
>>221355133the Honey Law
>>221355072mind if I sent this joke to mum?
Will be washing dishes today
>>221355109alri david foster wallace
>>221355133they aren't silly
>>221355133does the UK really need 2700 Greggs shops wtf
>>221355133Just stick everything behind plexiglass
>>221355021https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU
jarvis cross reference Greggs shoplifting hotspots with diversity density fields then integrate over UC claimant vectors and normalise for drug addiction
>>221355133is this racism
>>221355133we used to be a high trust society
women's six nationsall those sweaty brawny women running on the pitch phwoar
looking for friendly cats
>>221355152Just stick everything behind plexiglass
>>221355177Yep. Wonder what happened to that.
A troon at the supermarket offered to buy the wifebergs car, clapped out old micra that I won't let her get rid of until it dies (it's never going to die, I will keep this vehicle alive regardless of the cost I'm too attached to it)
>>221355072>Down 113%Is Rorke trying to normalise retard math
>>221355133they should have a camera that scans the colour of your face at the entrance and if you have a certain complexion then you arent allowed in
>>221355151it's all yours my friend x
kelleher just kicked the ball
>>221355143cats are in more danger of being raped and eaten by pakis in the UK
>>221355206Just stick it behind plexiglass
get it made
>>221355206he doesnt play for liverpool any more you spastic
>>221355264>>221355264>>221355264
dey eat da pussyhttps://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/oct/27/traditional-hunters-and-western-science-join-forces-in-the-fight-against-feral-cats
Hope you lads voted Green or Labour.
>>221354854lmao that's a good cat
