cherrio, chaps

genuienly in love with the enby barista they're so cute and bubbly :3

My soft willy dangles disrespectfully

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uber eats time

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get the dogs sitting on mushrooms posted

hantavirus has been renamed hovis by the CDC

>>221355290
express your feelings to them

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>>221355311

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here they are, the fellas

sat in the conservatory listening to the train

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ORDER UP

>>221355321
how do i do that should i ask them to spit in my latte next time? maybe a little piss?

>>221355264
zoomers in /brit/ these days weren't even alive when these adverts aired

those are bracket fungi you ignoramus

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trannies doing what trannies do

think tonight i will sink 4 tins of hobgoblin ruby and then play warhammer 3

>>221355312
Leftypol twerking and spray painting ACAB on the tree while urban youths stab this bloke for his backpack

>>221355337
tempted to get a batch ordered in now

Hope you lads voted either Green or Labour.

>>221355355
was that a sick cache as in 'oh my god how sick and twisted' or 'dude that is a sick cache!'

>>221355340
I’m 23 and literally remember this advert

>let’s just print more money to pay off the debt

How can anybody take this Zack Polanski seriously

reckon ill lose weight if i just stop the weekly binge drinkingtoil every saturday

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YOU VILE DISGUSTING COWARDS!!!!!!!

>>221355391
But that's what we do

Made quite a lot of money buying palantir shares at £25 each. Cashed out twice my investment and put it in normal vanguard tracker but think I ought to sit on the rest (about 3k) since it's a fairly safe bet to assume evil will win in the long term

literally just sabotaged my diet once again

>>221355399
welfare leech

My foreskin has levelled up lately

>>221355392
yeah I stopped and the weight has been falling off. weekends are so boring though without the bliss of the steamingtoil to look forward to/do/be hungover from

>>221355403
Yeah but you can't just say it

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the quintessential double sausage and egg mcmuffin

>>221355458
brits don't know how good they have it

>>221355437
i dont like wasting every sunday being hungover and shitting brown water

>>221355458
>>221355475

>>221355458
Add bacon and extra butter

>>221355334
just say hey would u like go go on date since we're already in convenient place for it

I need pussy

>>221355391
It's immigrants and people who's political opinions never processed part the first year of uni

Right so that's a beautiful female specimen corrrr

>>221354632
As I said, Greta would likely say that all countries should reduce their greenhouse gas emissions.

>>221355507
bonpensiero sleeps with the fishes

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checking the rankings

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>>221355475
>no bush

>go out dancing for 7 hours
>stioll fail to pull anyone in any capacity
RIP

>>221355503
far too ugly to do that they'll call the police on me

>>221355475
Very nice poon, love natural lighting noods, really improves them

>>221355475
the pusillanimous fanöis

>>221355355
his girlfriend is a child or she was when she made the stuff and then as an adult gave it to him?
in fact it doesn't matter it's fucked either way

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>>221355526
Who spends their free time watching these people

>>221355547
gen a

>>221355531
lyndon b kidding me!

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>>221355526

>>221355547
The mentally inferior

Janny quick with removing the porn. He does it for free. He does it for the love of the game

>>221355575
pick that gay little cunt up and punt it over the fence

would you guys ever wanna hang out socially?

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lfg

>>221355568
I think I hate this more than anything I've ever seen. It's clever, and relevant and obviously it hits something, but it's horrible and makes me want to kill everyone around me

>>221355623
come to madrid you can stay in my apartment. and i will never, ever, ever bum rape you. promise

>>221355545
Neither. His girlfriend found his stash of it and then called the police

>>221355639
>kill everyone around me
all 0 of 'em

>>221355623
Oh, sorry I can't I'm busy that day, I have plans with my *boyfriend*

>>221355568
give it 10 years. this is the future we chose

looking for a boyfriend to attend sea shanties festivals with

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a trip down Timothy lane

>>221355545
No, he trawled telegram groups to purchase csam, charged with 15 counts of poss. of cp, also admitted to masturbating to csam of a 12 yo being abused

>>221355661
Dogberg would be very insulted to find you taking away his oneness (I would never kill him)

>>221355568
pure kino reminds me of the the 80s body horror comedy shit

>>221355684
so what's his gf go to do with it?

The neighbours are having a barbeque...it's making me a bit upset actually to think I've never had one and probably won't at this point. I can smell it too so even I stop looking out the window at them it's still reminding me what I'm missing

>>221355264
I remember when my shopping in co-op came to £10.66 and I gave the cute checkout girl a cheeky smile and she just looked at me blankly

wasted

>>221355707
nothing stopping you from buying a cheap disposable one

>>221355707
Buy a cheap bbq and start yourself then

>>221355707
Nip round with a bottle of something and use this line that's never failed me:

"Room for one more?"

hate when i'm running low on drugs, nothing more viscerally disturbing

>>221355700
She went through his phone and found it

long live the new flesh like and subscribe

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finna do a nofap until I get a job

in park want to send photo of swan nest but one of you geoguessr freaks will doxx me

>>221355724
It's not the same without a gf and a family

Brutal antisemitic violence.

>>221355355
>child porn
>17 year old slags

>>221355735
Always spurs me into buying more drugs, told myself I'm not going to do it but then I do

>>221355755
can't stop yourself doing what you want just because there isn't someone else around

You’re… Immortal?

>>221355766
yes 17 is child porn

>>221355751
Okay but even if they can identify it, how does that in any way dox you?

dunc 3

>>221355766
the article says 8-12 why you jumping to his defense

>>221355773
the neighbors will look out the window and be like >look that lonely neighbor guy is cooking barbecue again
>haha that's so sad
>don't laugh, babe, it's not funny

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Pride month soon :>

>This here is rorke, please dont bring up age of consent laws around him please

>>221355841
can't stay locked in the house all your life because of fictional scenarios you make up where somebody might laugh at you behind your back

might watch a fillum

>>221355822
is that you're mate x

Labour leadership contest incoming. Can't fucking do anything in this country because we have to kick out the PM every year or two. Anyone would think we were trying to be like Australia.

>>221355845
whats that flag

>>221355770
i hate buying drugs, it's just too much effort, it's the primary reason i'm not a full-blown junkie

Antisemitism

>>221355845
To be renamed to Shame Month when are Nige gets the keys to Number 10.

>>221355824
never read it just assumed

>>221355700
I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOH WHY YOU ASKING HIM FOR????!!!!

Microwave meal for tea team

>>221355379
no you don't

>>221355884
We got better

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crazy that she's part jeet

>>221355889
jepsie

>>221355905
crazy shes not married

Anyone else who is uncircumcised get absolutely furious at the utter insane normalisation of it in America? Sure, fine, control on the Jews and Arabs from olden times. Any country pretending to be civilised that still does this is unhinged though, brainwashing is so deep that it's not even questioned by most. I really like my foreskin.

>>221355905
youve jeeting be kidding me

>>221355822
does your 'mate' know you are a paedo

>>221355623
only if we can hold hands

>>221355905
1/8th or something

>>221355898
Sweden had more facts. i trust him as a source on this

>>221355905
Hit the wall hard and fast, shame really but at least we got to see her naked while she was in her prime

>>221355884
mad how rudd got ousted by the Israelites

>>221355905
lots of tarqs have got a pre-raj pajeeta g-g-g-g-grandma

>>221355964
NO
FREAKING
WAY

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>>221355937
I would never jeet you around
>>221355934
She had a threesome with Kit and Rose
>>221355953
I thought it was 25%? Isn't one of her grandparents Indian?

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>>221355964

watching minority report (2002)

>>221355964
peterfile pride flag

>>221355964
What the deuce

>>221355985
you are a paedo though

anglo-indian people are usually really good looking

Me? I'm an Incelmaxxer

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Vernon Kay and Tess Daly have split up. If their daughter needs to talk I'm available

>>221355985
what does m2 mean

drinking alcomahol

>>221355355
they're always red-faced these looksmaxxers

>>221356036
dont get being together for 20+ years then splitting up

>>221355983
Paul rudd?

family guy funny moments

>>221356056
*adds that to the long list of things you dont get*

>>221355822
Sturridge is gay mate

http://v27p6mxq5r4b9zklnwa8u3i1of7sh902jdce4yt6gxplm1z8wqnsvrid.onion/media/content_0824.mp4

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I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it til my fingers bled
It was the summer of 69

run away

Here's a question that I've often pondered.

Say I'm pissing in a toilet that has bleach in it. How long would it take for the bleach and the ammonia in my urine to react and the fumes to cause me some sort of damage?

>Posted from my recently bleached toilet

>>221355935
YES
It's like otherwise normal sane people suddenly go completely mental and cut up a kids penis for no good reason then go back to normal. Insanity. It's like a horror movie.

>>221356084
Bill Jobs whispering sweet nothings into my ear as I hover my mouse cursor over this link

>>221356049
Jesus Christ Declan it's like 3 in the fucking morning

dont like anything

>>221356111
6-7 seconds

>>221356036
not surprising if he wears those shabby clothes out of the house

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Do you play vidya with your gf?

>>221356133
Maybe he's out clubbing in Wongbane

>>221356059
Paul Rudd's parents are English Jews

>>221356027
any examples?

The english jew

>>221356152
not got one no one likes me

>>221356167
yeah loads

sir bill jobs

>>221356180
s

bill jobbie

>>221356152
i met the only girl i ever had sex wtih through wow

>>221356113
Cheers, glad it's not just me. I've got worked up about it before after a few drinks and people (admittedly mostly women) just don't see it as a problem and get offended when I compare it to fgm

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>>221356214

>>221356056
They hated each other but stayed together for the kids who are now grown up and ready to move out

>>221356180
Reckon cops should be allowed to show pictures of gruesome accident scenes to dickheads like this so they realise it's not a big joke.

i just want to use your love
TAHNIIIIGHT
i don't wanna lose your love
TAHNIIIGHT

if bill gate dropped a jobbie and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

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>>221356235

>>221356152
for some reason i was expecting him to punch her

>Growing up, he loved reading the British comics The Beano and The Dandy, which his uncle sent him from the United Kingdom.[19]

based paul rudd

>>221356183
Post one, preferably an english-indian lad who's 50/50. With women it's hard to judge due to make-up and the lads here are into all sorts of ugly female wogs.

if bill gates spent the entire day hungover, wanking and posting on /brit/ he would have lost more money than just doing literally anything else

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>>221356247

Dubs check em

ITV very irresponsible
come home shitfaced last saturday at 2am
ITV home shopping on the TV
What are they selling at 2AM on the weekend? A drone. And it was a man on not a woman and he looked drunk too
they 100% know who they are targeting

I see leftypols on Twitter calling each other based
It not right

>>221356133
weekend though ent it

>>221356247
Rorkey's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that he wants to say
You know he likes his cunt a little bit darker

entertaining a notion whereby i stick my finger up my bum

>>221356291
Are you sure you weren't watching Iranian TV?

>>221356293
thought they all left to troonsky

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>>221356175
I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully it'll change in the future.
>>221356222
Are you still together?
>>221356259
Bit fucked in head, aren't we, friend?

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>>221356259
got you covered

>>221356316
There's still some about

>>221356246
>Rorke getting visibly excited at each picture they show to me, sometimes giving out a little moan or asking to go back to an earlier one for another look

did u guys really have a computer called the bbc micro lol

imagine if you got paid the amount for every get you got on 4chan like if you got 88 at the end you got 88 dollars or if you got 55555 you got a lot of money

>Growing up, he had barely any friends and spent most of his time alone. [19]
based me

>>221356327
rather dumpy

mad how chinky prostitutes are cheaper than white prostitutes and that's basically a tacit admission that they're aware they're inferior to white people

>>221356337
That'd be good would'nt it

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>>221356293
the world is healing

>>221356327
homely porn slag I like has lost a lot of weight and is getting in shape

itsneverbeenmoreover

>>221356321
That's not very nice but I did enjoy the bit where he picks her up from the chair and then just sends her flying

there's gonna be a talent scout from hololive at my next sunday league match
nervous x

lads in your opinion what's the most inferior race? (abos don't count because they're not human btw)

>>221356327
would love to watch her take a shit

>>221356382
Wogs

>>221356382
F1, fucking boring mate

>>221356382
indians

>>221356382
theres only 1 race the human race

just watched a crazy body cam video

>>221356413
did you yeah

>>221356279
he got the moves like ro-orke

>>221356396
Nah not me

helllo

>>221356382
pakistani

Simpsons predicted rorke moving like a bhenchod

golf ball time

>>221356398
in australia, the term 'wog' refers to southern europeans such as italians, greeks, and balkans

70% of pakistanis fuck their cousins and the other 30% fuck goats

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I'm going to die alone and I'm okay with that.

need motherwell to beat hearts tonight

im standing for reform because i hate browns and transgenders and want them gone vapourised i want everything privatised it would be more efficient i should be free to say the n word if i like and to smoke in pubs also stop all the benefits no more dole or disability those scroungers need to get a job also we need to stand with our greatest allies that means trump and israel
whose with me? lets all vote reform

ngl I'd fuck my hot cousins

>>221356334
Learnt to touch type on a BBC Micro at school me
Also played Oregon Trail once or twice
They were nifty little computers they were

what does the person behind these >>221356452
sorts of posts look like?

lots of grim posts ITT

>>221356461
I'd fuck my fit cousin tbf

playing a game with catberg i like to call "scritchy scratches"

>>221356291
enjoyed this post immensely

I am heterosexual, white and english

>>221356497
i would fuck mine before he went bald

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>>221356495

>>221356493
alri grandad

>>221356467
>I'm okay with that.
are you?

Based on the search results, there is no direct connection between the VTuber agency Hololive and the Chelsea FC footballer Cole Palmer.

>>221356474
little chance of that

>>221356525
leftypol won't like this

>>221356529
um

Happiness is here and now
I have dropped my worries
Nowhere to go
Nothing to do
No longer in a hurry
Happiness is here and now
I have dropped my worries
Somewhere to go
Something to do
don't need to hurry

sat on an absolute zinger of a post that is sure to net me enough (You)s that i can put my put my kids through (You)niversity

vote reform save britain from woke transgender and violent islamic nonsense let us put up are flags
who is with me

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the steelseries siberia v2

>be me single
>go to club
>spend 7 hours there ignoring women cos too scared to hit on them
why am i like this

>>221356537
I'll have to be

>>221356479
it seems a bit unrealistic that someone would ask a skinny femboy streamer like nick about how to assassinate isreali ministers

>>221356467
acceptance is the best thing. No more worries for me

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>>221356568
you have my sword

>>221356583
how can you go to a club alone

>>221356583
poor socialisation in your formative years x

>>221356482
Reform Chairman David Bull used to be a member of the Conservatives, and happens to be gay. At the Brighton Pride Parade in 2007, he wore a shirt that read “I've come out... I'm a Tory.”

If there’s one thing people need to understand about us, we’re a tolerant bunch. We’ve got LGBT members, ethnic minority members … I’m Jewish myself.

We support strong immigration controls, a stronger police and military, incentives to manufacture in Britain, assistance for pubs and ‘third spaces’ that rejuvenate our social lives, and the spirit of liberal democracy and rule of law, with a healthy dose of civic nationalism. We’re neither fascists nor extremists.

The far-left will call us ‘fascists,’ the far-right will call us ‘Tories 2.0.’

The British people, however, have called us, in their voting, winners, today.

>>221356568
what's the british equivalent of pauline hanson?

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>>221356568
voting reform is the modern day crusades taking back the holy land (britain)

>>221356613
Poor lad

rorke listening to black vomit by wolf eyes

transnegders

>>221356180
thought that was leigh francis when i first opened this

>>221356607
ummy

saw some guy who looked like john honey but he had one hand in his pants on his penis and was holding his phone out in front of his face and talking mumbo jumbo into it

>>221356631
ktim

>>221356638
bros is this true

good old catberg never turns down a belly rub

>>221356614
what do you mean?
>>221356631
dont think that's true but maybe

england is christian and thats why i voted for are nigel

saw a video of woman complaining that men in clubs now turn up in a group and drink, dance and take pics of themselves all night and then leave without even talking to any of the women

>>221356717
when did you last go to church?

>>221356687
give him some zognip

some of us have to be sexless losers. what do yuo expect? literally everyone has kids? do you have any idea how crowded that is

so here i am, on my tod, browsing /int/, perusing some shitposts, blogposting on /brit/

>>221356731
got nothing to do with it mate im taking the country back from woke

>>221356638
Bro is a crusader

>>221356724
no you didn't

was in the psych ward once and this attractive girl suggested we go have sex and i said no because i thought i was hallucinating, turns out she was real and i cockblocked myself

When you think about it women are kind of like human jews

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your favourite bear?

>>221356718
fit for one of them

interstellar makes no sense
5th dimension my ass

priest cant believe she is trans

Why were there no Irish crusaders?

>>221356774
yeah i did

>>221356791
then post it here

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Eat that.

oy vey my son is gay

>>221356724
sounds like something an indian would do

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>>221356778

No — tucking shouldn’t be painful. Mild pressure, awareness, or temporary discomfort can happen at first, but actual pain is a sign to stop and adjust.

Things that are not normal:

Sharp pain
Numbness or tingling
Burning
Persistent aching
Swelling or discoloration
Pain when walking/sitting after untucking

>>221356779
koala

omds rorke trans people do NOT come from transylvania

>>221356834
true bear not fake bear

what's the chuddiest element ladss? i'd say it must be chudnesium

woke black uncle be like: let yo nuts hang sista

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just the two of us we can make it if we try

showered and shaved, I have ascended