Costco edition
night night guys
Genuinely hate South Africans. Should carpet bomb the whole country.
anyone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelings
horse subedish
I don't know what's worse, people posting tranny loving posts or foreigners in my general
Home wardley sparks him outDuquit can't handle the heat
alt gf subedish
>>221362454sweet dreams x
>>221362423Surely $1.50 for a hotdog 40 years ago was ludicrously expensive?
>>221362423fucking love a costco hotdogalso partial to their chicken bakes
Sir Tranny Shagger Reddit Flagger
>>221362477Ugly tattoosUgly makeup/
>>221362496Don't really know
>>221362456TRVE Australia has so many of them. Horrible bunch
favourite movie villain is dark vader from the star wars
>>221362521*kisses teeth like a negro*
just stuck a pony on dubois to ko wardley in the second round
few know this but costco's poutine is award winning
Dubum doesn't have what it takesWardley is going to take him into deep waters
>>221362455You look like this
German niggas dead ass use a different verb conjugation in written language
>>221362555Why do they act like only Canadians would be interested in eating this? I want poutine here but no one sells it.
lmao
Ed Sheeran wannabe twat playing the same set he does every saturday night in the pub next door. Sick of it.Hate that bastard "not yer fault but moin" song where he just screams "aaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" for like a minute straight.
Emma Watson farts on the cock during anal.
Get killed by a pack of zulu niggers
got the magnetic fields on
>>221362605charm of the highway strip is their best one by far
>>221362605ooh la la
Search image on saucenao
>>221362583British people would love it too slop n potatoes is a staple
Samboo singing ed sheeran songs
>>221362594what's the point of this post other than "corr, panties!"
>>221362583it's because you don't have cheese curds readily available in most places
red bull advert got me cracking up that dog sent his owner flying
https://youtu.be/KTfXUXqtkQw
>>221362598fucks sake this one gave me a boner
>>221362620Plus gravy. Cheese + tato + gravy would appeal to any white man.
>>221362651//
>>221362647https://youtu.be/O8UE1QyQj2g
>>221362651
might get fat on purpose
fremen pussy CHANGED muad'dib
so edged a slight breeze against my nipples could send me over
>>221362679rorke mate put that bint away and come to your white nationalism meeting in my smelly shed this instant
might get indian on purpose
>>221362683he's done him the dog's done him
sweaty female rugby players
mad how utterly liferaped I am
thinking it's a culver's night
>>221362730ktim
>>221362423rorke getting his costco license
thankfully this was a white lie >>221362552
we're just normal men
Huel unflavoured and unsweetened is en route to my house
>>221362644hehehe
>>221362651One of God’s creatures.
>>221362748they made me drink this sort of thing in hospital it wasn't that good
>>221362646Oh. What a fuck this country is.
>>221362594the gimmick of this xitter account is "i'm a ZOOMER GIRL and i like SEX!!"
It's impossible to have a 6x pack abs without roids
any rent boys in?
>>221362763I just like the idea of not having to cook or think about nutrition at all, I'm a pleb. A good one cause I'm being healthy at least though.
>>221362764supposedly you can make them yourself "relatively" easily
>>221362735do they do a vegan burger
>>221362772is that even a gimmick
>>221362809me
>>221362456Don't care about the black ones. Fucking HATE the white ones. Always talking about how much of a shithole England is. Never met a white saffa who didn't despise this country and spend half their time complaining about it. Like nigga, go back then. We didn't force you to come here. I would never willingly move to another country and just shit on it the whole time. As well as being nonsensical, it's just plain bad manners.
i saw the poutine "nigga" he comes out like 2x a year
>>221362811yea but you'll get weird looks and probably beaten in the parking lot
rorkle aki going up to blonde haired, blue eyed men and asking if he can feel their aryan muscles
alri lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAHPj4IzT4c
>>221362812..yh
>>221362851HAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH
I have no life force left
>>221362872
>>221362795Don't know where to source curds from me. Not a dairyman.
>>221362872have you seen that movie submarine?
Thinking about that girl fart that sounds like Donald Duck having a stroke. That fart became an internet meme. It’s probably the most famous fart ever let. I wonder if Emma Watson’s ever done any farts like that.
>>221362888not telling
>>221362477Future gf for me
>>221362884drain cottage cheese
I need a gf but a gf doesn't need me
>>221362896stfu queer
What's that Lou Reed song that goes likeHey everybody I'm Lou Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>221362884i mean make curds from milk yourself
wish i worked at a glory hole
Normgroids are singing Grease tunes on trainberg Want to die
>>221362917Lou Reed
women with wet vaginas
bladee when they ask what he wants for hotel breakfast>>221362901
L is for "Lou Reed"O is for "oh my god is that Lou Reed"U is for "unbelievable, that's Lou Reed!"
based dairy advice giver
feeling blessed that i wasn't born indian
>>221362922hopelessly devoted to rorke
>>221362901>>221362918I'm supposed to be a dairy rancher just to eat this slop? Forget it I'll get some mash and gravy and melt cheese into it! Too much bother.
>>221362858alri
one of those peng tranner nights
got the radio mirror park on
>>221362812My gimmick is that I'm a sexless loser.
>>221362925oooh yes!
really hate e-scooters, should be banned
>>221362950hello dtfi b
plotting a filthy wank to some boy pussy
>>221362972now thats a gimmick i can laugh about
>>221362932pop out pop out like a toast~
>>221362932s
>>221362987um x
>>221362987oh!
does everyone sniff their gfs hairwhat about cats i do it with them too
>>221362936Loo read
>>221362987right well x
>>221363003I don't have a gf or a cat
>>221363003dont have a gf or a cat
>>221362972do not define yourself by what you lack
>>221363003Do you sniff your gf's arse?
aff tae bed
>>221363028flag on
>>221363026
>>221363028Night spaino
he wears his fart safety-pinned to his ass crack, his ass crack is all that he knowsdicked down by niggers whose willies could cripple the bowel and demolish his hole
>>221363003Do you call your gf sugarplum
>>221363028Night night rubes
is ruby granger's accent considered posh
>>221362423Costco are gay. They abandoned the superior pepsi chad slop for homosexual sugar free coca-cola slop. The glizzy is also more wet now than it was 5 years ago. IKEA glizzy kinda mogs.
>>221362477what exactly is alt about this woman in any wayshe has tattoos yeah like probably 60% of young women
>>221363046only an australian could pen a mentally ill post like this
>>221363028Need Ruby to aggressively tug on my penis until it starts bruising.
>>221363003Do you remember the first time your gf said "I love you" or the first time you said "I love you" to your gf? Was it a significant moment? Did either of you mention it?
>>221362932funny post
>>221363072i want to kiss you
not actually sure i'd want to put "it" in in a man's arse assuming i were put in such a situationmight look nice on the outside, but inside...
>>221363003Do you call your gf sweety pie
>>221363077are you a girl because if you're a girl then i would also like to do that
>>221363087well maybe i am
lads turn on the news cheggers has died
>>221363053No but her fanny is nosh, bosh, and posh
>>221363003haha yeah i sniff my gf's hair all the time because i definitely have a gf. it's definitely not true that the last time i had any romantic involvement with a woman was over a decade ago. no way!
crush women with tetris blocks
>>221363100FONT
feeling a bit crook x
*sleeping and schnoring*mi-mi-mi-mi... quentin... mi-mi-mi-mi.... quentin.. mi-mi-mi-mi-mi.. quentin...
>>221363104they're called tetrominos
In some ways I would love to have a gf but I also like being a loner so idk
>>221363094literally who
>>221363069yeah good memory. not sure if weve brought it up
>>221363115ktim!
ever notice someone try to talk about a non binary person and they really go out of their way to say THEY did this and THEY did thatcringe!
>>221363107i just told you that the last time i had any romantic involvement with a woman was over a decade ago. i am not typical. my life is in the toilet.
microwave women
Everyone answer my question>>221363069
did rorke win in the vooting?
>>221363144FONT
>>221363121Need you to go out of my way.
>>221363150Rorke swept Starmer out of office. He'll be replaced within a month tops
>>221362932
>>221363150yh but on the way home from voting he was whistling with his eyes closed and fell down a manhole cover
>>221363121cant wait til the woke mob is fully defanged and we can all finally admit "non-binarism" is ludicrous nonsense
>>221363144Did you have special names for her like sugarplum
>>221363121zoomers use "they" by default when talking about people faggot broccoli heads
hate when a woman is non binary and she doesn't even shave her head or anything just a full woman tits and all calling herself non binary makes me sick
>>221363144no you fucking didnt you said the exact opposite of that
Dër Stärmer, Lord Chancellor of Gay Shitain
>>221363150no, we all won
>>221363178>>221363206fuck off
they should make a duke nukem where instead of aliens its the woke mob
i'm a zoomer with the soul of an unc
>>221363210body slammed that wog cunt
might become a quantum gender state whereby no matter what you label me as, you have misgendered me
want to buy black girlses used tights
>>221363224randy pitchford owns duke so that's never happeningif anything there will be a game where duke says unironically trans rights
poo screaming>>>/tv/220403783>>>/tv/220404666
>>221363220show us your minge love aha x
>>221363225let's see ur arse x
>>221363179no>>221363210i was being sarcastic
>>221363243blow it up my ass! - duke wokem
>>221363242arousing thought
>>221363242just buy a pair and rub shea butter on them
>>221363220your powers crumbling away like dust in the wind ladit was always fairyland tumblr nonsense with no scientific basis but for a brief moment you had normal people fooled (mostly out of niceness and pity)however all it took was actually meeting some of you freaks to disillusion them
need a zoomer gf
the hentaivirus ship is in Tenerife
>>221363246>>221363248sexual harassment
rorke catching the hentaivirus
that was some mental boxing
Did I ever tell you about the time I met Roger Waters?
i am in communication with the grey ones
rorke wanking
I'm having sex with the nigger men
wonder what happened to that australian wannabe assassin
>>221363309i don't get the appeal of 2d porn or any of it. Think you've got to be properly autistic to want to fuck drawings.
>>221363319Odious twat he is, David Gilmour is far more sensible
well, rorke?
nobody:rorke: right well
>>221363349what's your problem dickhead
>>221363362back off dont talk to my mate like that
he Beast Is Pushed To The Limit! | The Chase S17 | Full Episode
>>221363328roar
>>221363367You watch your tone when you're talking to my buddy
>>221363362Roger spreads lies about world events. He should be shunned
>>221363391Did he lie about your mum not being a whore
I think Waters really believed that Floyd would crumble and fail without him in the band, and A Momentary Lack of Reason and The Division Bell proved him utterly wrong and an egomaniac. He still hasn't learned though.
>>221363350AHHHHH A TALKING MONKEY!!*runs on spot for a few seconds before speeding off*
>>221363328alri catherine, princess of wales lad
>>221363374
>>221363418haha
at spoons watching the bouncer throw someone out for wanking in the toilets
it's night time and it's really quiet and there's no noise
>>221363422Employed Woman getting tresspassed is she?
>>221363422packet station?
>>221363396Congratulations! Your Gambian looky looky man evolved into Somali diaspora!
>>221363438um...yh
why was that nigga's name MIKE TEEVEE
>>221363404I'm sure he has never mentioned my mother, but he still spreads lies about world events
>>221363457cos he watched a lot of tv
>>221363457Mike ter Vijndenlijkenbengen
>>221363447whenever i get blackout there i always wake up with huge bruises all over my belly
>>221363444s
>>221363461ummy
night night
>>221363461just don't fancy her
>>221363418
>>221363490Chasers be like>She's perfect but where's the cock?
There was a spooky band called Psychic TV but the real spooky band was Current 93 and they were tapping into demonic energies.
I hope Emma Watson had a pleasant bowel movement today with minimal wiping required.
>>221363515Hello Catyank, good evening to you>demonic energiesPersonally I don't believe in demons, but to each their own
>>221363517You need to jump off of a bridge into a dry lake bed
what was it?
So, there was a little black fella
You can't tell the difference between Japs and Chinamen just like you can't tell the difference between Indians and Mexicans. They physically look the same.
heard there's free hickeys going at poste of stone
This is all I want. Is it too much to ask for?
>>221363588>teaming up with muslim pakistan to fight hindu indiaI thought Rorke disliked Muslims though
>>221363515phwoar propa good.kittingtonsire diss
>>221363600
wonder what happens in stone, kentucky
>>221363608I'm not Indian. I'm just trying to understand how Rorke's mind works, but perhaps it is beyond comprehension
>>221363614frying chickens, obviously
>>221363600The rest won't jump in until after Pakistan gets destroyed
a toast to the very satisfying poo i just had
>>221363567omega rorke
brazilcord raid
>>221363614That’s on a need-to-know basis, sunshine.
brazil into the filter list
>>221363622Rorke just used inspect element on the desert storm page and didn't expect you to read into it too much
>I thought Rorke disliked Muslims though!!!!
>scrannin toastwater innit
>>221362423
ordem e progresso, rorke.
Brazilians be like “oooh ooh eeh eeeh eeek!” *peels a banana with my feet*
>Jew Harmer
luv doin a poo when I'm sick as a dog cause it really feels like I'm expelling the evil from my body
cool it with the anti brazilian remarks
eating a bowl of four chicken goujons with lashings of mayonnaise and tabasco as an extremely cheeky little midnight snack
somewhat intimidated by the prospect of having a gf over all the little lifestyle changes, like for example if you're sharing a bed then you'd never be able to comfortably fart in bed again
>>221363686>God after he created Indians O Algo
>>221363699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFu8P7teOt8
>>221363710And she'll dress you up like Picrel
We at /brit/ bid farewell and RIP to David Lynch.
>>221363699this is something i dont know how to deal withwont be able to do my tourettes thing of remembering something bad and shouting "im gay"and i fart often
>>221363716haha this is class x
rorke onamadone
SantaSatanSatantaSantanaSanta AnaSantayana
rorke onavpn
>>221363735>wont be able to do my tourettes thing of remembering something bad and shouting "im gay"i get this too but my tics are much worse, like "fucking nigger!" worse
>>221363676>700 calories in a slice of pizza
Our Shakespeare compared is to no manNor Frenchman, nor Grecian, nor Roman
>>221363737whats he implying hes going to doi can see hes got his nogoodnik mask on but so what
>>221363669Perhaps I was wrong and Rorke's mind can be understood, since often it is just "brown people bad". Sometimes that view might actually impede Rorke's own interests, but I guess he likes to stick to his views anyway.
>>221363640phwoar good post diss
Anyone staying up for the Yankees game?
>>221363676can't imagine how virginous you'd have to be to actually wear a shirt that advertises a graphics card in public
>>221363800i don't watch amerimuttslop so no
New Steven Spielberg movie looks like shit
>>221363676ate hot dogs usually made of bwed?the intuition is porkbut i feel like kinda stereotypical wuns you buy in shop could be just like made.of.literally any highly processed meat
>>221363812idgi
Mods are asleep, post Gimli
Steven Spielberg is a hack.
ruined my sleep cycle again
>>221363775Well since Rorke is the amalgamation of all of /brit/'s more traditionally right wing views. It stands to reason that when these views come together their nuisances are diluted until only the overarching theme present in all of them remain. That being "brown people bad, white people good".
Most, if not all, Spielberg movies are propaganda.
>>221363710corr anudda.good kittingtonshire diss>>221363731for me?lost highwayinland empirefoegot name of first wun eraserheadelephant man just for karl also that lady cute forgot her nameann bancroftblue velvet?weird wun innitmulholland drive? yeh alri it alrigoodummtwin peaks?nah nah nahnot for me dat wun
>>221363748ba ba baba barbara anne
>>221363843not even close gang
>>221363812mad how stupid they are
>>221363856dont fink i can name wun spielberg filmjaws innitoh schndlers lisr
>>221363860
Today I learnt that the word "pukka" comes from Indiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pukka_sahib
NEW>>221363898>>221363898>>221363898
women shouldn't be allowed to breed
alri ders like a billion spielberg films had no idea was him
>>221363892ok you named 2