are sabrina edish
time for EGGY WEGGIES
how can i filter a flag but only in this thread?
>>221372107SHADILAY
the gaff
Incel pedalo fleet headed by the spaki as admiral
Oh it's all the same images from the last thread is it
>Restoredidn't they just get done by Reform
>>221372146posted it again award
might become a lollipop man because ... i uh ... want to help people cross the road
can dogshit flags we all have filtered not make the news please thank you
just finished recording and editing this in my smelly incel bedroom, tell me what you think ladshttps://voca.ro/1m5bNZ9qK5Qv
hangover lad heretried a drink to take the edge off and i was sick everywhere
>>221372125*clanks spoon*
>>221372111Spaino looks exactly like the one fourth from left
>>221372156posted it last thread was at 290+ replies and I felt I could have gotten more mileage out of it
Need to get an Uber but I've never done it before and don't want to interact with the brown man
feels so good waking up sober doesn't it lads my steamingtoil days might be behind me
>>221372111some insane headshapes in this pic
i tell women i'm gay
had taco bell once and the couple of hours after were the closest i've came to shitting myself while sober as an adult
>>221372158Course you do rorke
>>221372212you can avoid hangovertoil by just getting a few glasses of water in you
Don't really understand why a German would care about whether a local councillor in England is racist or not, are we that fascinating
watching porn and stroking my penis to the porn with the curtains wide open and everyone outside is looking at me
one shot, click-click-click, reload, reload, reload twenty thousand THB, make a call to nino
>>221372209mad thing is all these turbo rorkes are just going to get duped again by reform which is yet another pro israel party its core
lads what's your favourite nicolas cage performance?
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>>221372267ghost rider
>>221372243doubt any of them have access to the hubble telescope to reposition it to see your knob
Lads it's been three days you can move on from the "but Reform won't even do anything anyway" gimmick
>>221372285*sets up the NFK Lovers Party*
goddamn, i hate when i click on a porn and it starts with two niggas talking
nice that the uk is basically immune from gerrymandering apart from those few island mong constituencies
>>221372320ok
How about the Deform Party and all the candidates have severe birth defects
>>221372267probably objectively this or adaptation but for me it's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Rorke the lollipop man quickly moving his sign out the way when a brown kid is crossing the road.
hey guys, thanks for tuning in to another video on Forgotten Poos dot com
>>221372329big harv the new westminster bull
>>221372324What’s the pink one in the Hebrides
Reading the Dunwich Horror
>>221372353western isles>>221372364reading the Dulwich horror
>>221372146straight busta
>>221372329that's just /birt/
>>221372267Wild at Heart, followed by Birdy and then Raising Arizona. Love R Nic me.
>>221372330saw leaving las vegas while i was in the depths of alcoholism and it hit uncomfortably close to home
just ate nearly 1,000 calories worth of pastries
im beginning to feel like im some sort of rap god
>>221372396fat cunt
>>221372370>western islesAre you trying to correct my use of the term “Hebrides,” to tell me the name of the pink party, or what
>>221372209>"The ballot is stronger than the bullet" - Derek Bullock
big fat veiny tits with chunky nipples
Yo brit, an Indian immigrant recorded a song about Portugal. Can you translate it pls? The lyrics are in Hindihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Nm6tR1Ew0
>>221372400
Fuck the Pope cos the Pope is gay
leftypol being all lefty
>>2213720714chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-br):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))
>>221372432https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Na_h-Eileanan_an_Iar_(UK_Parliament_constituency)
>>221372434>Ali>Fatma>Shafi>Ahmadah yes
>>221372432you'll never know
>>221372451Rorke disagreeing with him
sucking a Na h-Eileanan an Iar
mumberg avoiding saying who she voted for so I'm guessing it was Reform
its beginning to seem like im a rap god
>>221372458Then one day, for no reason at all...
>>221372479She's not racist she just don't like 'em.
raping my own arse at 9999999999999.9 mph
my arse is chambered in thirty ought six
mum cooked the sausages medium rare again
>>221372267National Treasure>t. American
>>221372434How about Derek Bollocks and they’re massive
i'm the only person under 40 who doesn't listen to hip hop or any of its derivatives
leftypol thinks its normal that those paki takeaways stay open until like 1am on weekdays
>>221372479Corr she sounds fit
>>221372513enjoy your intestinal worms x
not gonna make pizza today, sorry lads>>221372267I like Con Air and Face Off
coke zero sugar being no calories and tasting like that just doesnt make sense. what am i missing here
>>221372524mate they've loads of customers I always see young white lasses going in and out at all hours, buying takeaways I assume
>>221372481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMKPwQXReHs
>>221372457>>221372470What’s life like in the Outer Hebrides these days?
>>221372533don't even know what a calorie is me not a fat bastard you see
>>221372523supported the australian music industry again the other day but cant remember who it was
>>221372525I've seen pictures of her from the 80s and she was objectively good looking back then although she's far beyond the Wall now
>>221372524that is normal
At the zoo today
>>221372541That’s just what they make the kebab out of
>>221372533you're mostly tasting cancer-causing chemical additives
>Irn-Bru Extra will now be called Irn-Bru Zero henceforthyou wonder if there were people not buying it because they thought Extra meant extra sugar (as in Pepsi Max, maximum sugar)
>>221372543Their MP took the Oath of Allegiance in Gaelic using a Gaelic BibleBased
i do declare that i am a rap god
>>221372564that title makes no sense
no taste difference between sprite and sprite zero
Being called racist is a fate worse than death. Would rather be flayed alive and fed to rats than have a middle-class leftypol suggest I don't like Muslims very much
was going to tidy the flat today but its already almost 12 so I might sack it off
>>221372593Makes sense if you infer that the screenshot is scrolled down slightly and above the displayed text are the words "The Mother Of" or words to that effect.t. very high IQ
>>221372593The first part of it is cut off. You can see part of a letter along the top.
>>221372564Part and parcel Rorke
>>221372533if something seems sus, it's probably sus, don't trust the aspartame and acesulfame-K shit
SO CLOSENO MATTER HOW FARTCOULDN'T BEMUCH MORE FROM A SHARTFOREVER TRUST IN OUR ARSEAND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
>>221372612>>221372615ah i see
rorke entering a store pretending to buy cookies because an intimidating black man is coming his way
doing that scene from the end of the film where i chase down the girl i love at the airport before she gets on the plane
just eaten a hoisin duck wrap with an Oasis summer fruits 500ml>you're a summer fruithey now that's uncalled for
Screaming at Rorke's da at the southport riots who did a gay wee dance then got hit in the cock with a brick
protect the dolls (shamima begum and lucy letby)
I didnt have doing two morning poos on my sunday bingo card!!
Agonizing to be unable to get away with samefagging when I post to /brit/ as the only Canadian who posts here…
>>221372564GONNA BE A WHILE SINCE I EAT SOMETHING FROM HASAN'S!
Don't really like talking about politics irl but familystein wouldn't shut up about it so in the end I just told them I voted Reform, they didn't like that haha
>>221372656he gets hit by at least 2 rocks in that videoa big one hits his head as well
let's be real for a minute though guys. all women DO deserve to be raped and murdered
>>221372330leaving las Vegas is probably his only genuinely good acting performance. Raising Arizona is good aswell but its still a caper
>>221372680The zesty little emote he does with his hips is so kino
>>221372680Rorke'da? Couldn't be much there to damage anyway! He he
whats the deal with this fella
>>221372654been there done that
seems absurd that pakis make gangs around groomingit's like you ask any other gang what their thing is, they'd say "drug dealing" or "extortion", but you approach those neeky pakis and they say "yeah we're pretty much into grooming, it's proper organised crime like"
>>221372695just stick to the gay leftypol politics and we'll do the banter
Plebs. Funny
>>221372704Cannot possibly take seriously the opinions of a man who chooses to walk around with that moustache he has
>>221372267Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds and Face Offhonorary mention for NOT THE BEES
>>221372710they should come here and try that
>>221372704he's pretty fierce in proving christians wrong, not the same energy for muslims tho
>>221372710Wasn’t part of it about pimping them out, and to the extent that they themselves indulged, it was equivalent to drug dealers getting high on their on supply?
>>221372710I doubt you'd manage to get close enough to a gang member to ask him that question, let alone him answering with the word "extortion".
I don't understand why people are confused that Starmer is staying on. Did people already forget that he has to oversee the cover-up of the Mendelsohn scandal?
>>221372719is itcan remember watching a bit and not really laughing
>>221372741go to hell
rorke's favourite starburst is the green one
Half an hour wait for an Uber, what the FUCK is everyone doing at Sunday lunchtime
>>221372715What banter? You have none. You personally. I get the occasional "scrm" or such and you know it and you are jealous a forrigner is pushing you out of a wee thread in a laotian milipede-skewering workshop. Because inferiority complex is at the center of your being, otherwise you wouldn't be a bitter cunt.
>>221372786Maybe they’re going out for lunch?
don't usually care much for ice cream but right now i could scran it until i burst
>>221372786not enjoying those deportations aimed at the south asian community now are we rorke
right time to fire up the JAV*pulls the starter cord on a small engine that idles with a faint "kimochi-kimochi-kimochi" sound*
>>221372739Not really, they mainly use drugs and alcohol to lure the victims in. I suppose in a sense they pimp them out but it's not like a Harvey Kietel in Taxi Driver situation where the victims are actual prostitutes.It's more like the perpatrators have these victims totally fucked up, drunk out their mind and on drugs, and invite their mates of the same perversion to take part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqd6uZTsTqc
can someone list some good sites to stream tv shows for free? thx x
MY DICK IS AS BIG AS A TENT PEG
>>221372793dont have a meltdown mate i just said you werent funny, that's all x
dadberg getting angry his illegal firestick isn't working and expects me to fix it
>>221372817Funny how Rorke never really complains about russian-ukrainian trafficking rings.
Might get really into something. Vinyl maybe. Become one of those people who has thousands of records in the house. Dunno.
>>221372843Maybe because they aren't taking place in his own town?
>>221372826/r/Piracy/wiki/megathread/movies_and_tv/
>>221372826No but I can instruct you on how to download torrrents if you'd be interested in that.
Anyway, the GeoWizard. Get him watched.
>>221372829Haha, not having a melty though, but you have one internally every half an hour rrgardless if you are posting here or not, followed by external ones to which we are all witnesses
>>221372851for you my son I'm thinking film photography, espresso machines and selvedge raw denim
>>221372852Yes they are.
wouldn't mind getting on the Grindr and getting me arse shagged but the problem is I'm straight and not attracted to men
>>221372877he's a rorke as I recall
porn folder is 170GBI might have a problem
>>221372900there are women on grindr too
>>221372877I'm boycotting him
i am overweight because i consume more calories than i burn
Like them perfectly fine in their own countries
Pros and cons of dating a chubby girl (but seriously) ?
>>221372908i've got a 1tb external hard drive full of it and my computer itself contains at least another 200gb
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777215603149196.webm
>>221372928she might crush you if she rolls over in the night
>>221372908that's like 40 full length dvds mateunless you mean 170GB of little clips? >>221372928i'm married to onepros: good sex, just feels better than fucking stickscons: embarrassed to introduce her to my friends
>>221372918They're still men desu
>>221372928Pro is that they genuinely do just feel betterCon is that every time you see a lad with a thin gf you feel inferior
>>221372928london is an actual zoo
>>221372882>n-no you!it's alright lad i have accepted your concession already, but feel free to reply again if you want to agree you have conceded x
>>221372908yeah, not a big enough hard drive!! LOL
remember back in the day when they'd announce a game and it would come out within a year or less, and whatever game it was a sequel to only came out 2 or 3 years ago?
>>221372938nahh bruh uk is cooked frfr
fat people smell bad
>>221372938grim, don't think I've ever seen a bus that bad in the UK beforethe only thing that comes close are the trams in Istanbul which were genuinely horrific(the video is in birmingham btw)
>>221372966bizarre reply
Won an eBay auction one minute ago and the fella has already sent an automated message asked for payment, very brown-coded behaviour
>>221372956>embarrassed to introduce her to my friendsI'm 30
why do people download porn when you can just search for whatever you feel and stream it?i put "boobs" into xvideos and get it over with in 10 mins
>>221372267
>>221373008no you can't because of the government
>>221372977we didn't know how good we had it
>>221372928marwell is an actual zoo
Most women are at least a bit chubby really aren't they
>>221373022didn't realise boomers posted here
>>221373028not really but mad how they're all peng
remind me again why wanking is illegal now
just ate some bacon that smelt a bit dunno how my guts are going to react to it
>>221373019Is that the lass from Twin Peaks then?
>>221372928Soft as a pillow, immediate napsLike the lads said, she needs to be an attractive chub, like the one in the series Hacks
>>221373045this is it. the ideal body. all fat goes to the arse, everything else stays thin and flat.you can tell she has an innie as well
Little Jewish kid crying because he's too short to go on the virtual reality experience. Love to see it
we made it mandatory to attach your real id to your wanking habits (all vpns are compromised too) but we would NEVER EVER EVER profit off that or use it to rape society
>>221373049Because it's enjoyable
>>221372956mostly clips, I cut down longer stuff like 2hr JAV movies to just 1 scene for the sake of space. It's all in FHD or even UHD in some cases though because I'm autistic about video quality
>>221372851Nice, it's very fun. It's one of the first things I do when I go to another country, check out the record stores meet some cool people. When I was in York I checked out Earworm and the Forty-Five cafe/store and one other I think. Pretty cool, got some limited editions colourful vinyl
Timmy's relationship dynamics
women on average talk 3 times more than men
>>221373061you cunts actually sound like the boomers that comment on porn videos sometimes
>>221373066>all vpns are compromised tooyou can get mullvad without disclosing your identity
>>221373008because I don't like the idea that one day my favourite wank video might just 404
if you don't come out there will be a big ferrari
i cant wank my willy or have sex are they trying to make incels go insane
Would actually be very happy with a 6/10 chubster at this point, doing any better than that seems like diminishing returns in terms of effort
>>221372908Music folder is 5TB>>221372928How chubby are we talking? For me personally if she's pretty and 8-9kg overweight and not flabby with a good distribution, I bust faster.
>>221373083kateem! KATEEM!>>221373094never happened to me. i still wank to videos from 2007 and they are always available somewhere.
>>221373049to keep kiddos safe (read: steal more of your data)
>>221373008If you're watching any sort of amateur content there's a very real risk of your favourite video / audio / creator just disappearing one day, everything gone, scorched earth. It can be as simple as the bird getting a boyfriend, a breakup, a change of heart, whatever. Even if there's an online archive of the stuff, that can go down (see kemono, coomer etc right now). The safest bet is to have a hard copy of stuff that really hits the spot for you. It's such a personal thing, you can't count on someone else having saved the content that you enjoyed or finding that person if someone did save it.
>>221373059>>221372963I have seen pics of her when she was thinner. Could happen again since I have my own weight bench and stuff.
>>221373089all your traffic going through a service means its being collected in 1 place and thy have a billion ways to infer your identity
Often get the urge to go through the porn folder and get rid of stuff but I just start wanking to it instead haha
>>221373106>I bust faster.based on masturbating to them? fucking is different
couldn't date a fat lass me cause I would feel the intense disappointment coming from my father seeing that I'd given up and settled for a blimp instead of a qt
the baggy zoomer jean era needs to endtake me back
>>221373081Kind of an L for dudes tbqh. In my experience, women are a lot easier to talk to than men. It's why I'm literally incapable of speaking to boomer men. One-dimensional people with nothing to say outside of sportsball talk or bitching about younger generations. My superpower is being able to get laid just by sitting down and having a conversation with a woman, something 4chan autists cannot do. Seriously, men have a real problem with not being able to carry a conversation.
>>221373058yh
>>221372928lost my virginity to a slightly larger girl (size 20/22) when i was 19 to get it over with would have had too much shame to make her my gf but my standards were so low and the sex was quite good did shag her a few times after that
>>221373008wish I'd downloaded some of the good amateur stuff from before pornhub wiped it. lots of the unverified kino lost forever
>>221373127you don't understand how VPNs work lmao>>221373129ktim>>221373133ktim
I also went to this store, pretty cool little place>>221373132fucking obviously
>>221373138hate skinny jeans me
>>221373110yeah well I don't wank to mainstream brazzers shite
>>221373127mullvlad keeps zero logs though, confirmed by when polis raided their offices and found nothing
>>221373138For me it was the late-2000s skirts and tights era corr
>>221373138want one of the ones in vans to give me a shoejob with them
sorry incel its illegal for you to feel sexual pleasure, please immediately submit to the suicide chamber so we can remove you from this society
>>221373008because i like niche shit and you can't find it easily
had a great morning wank to pierbi and her wife sucking each other off
>>221373158neither do ii just remember the names and know where to find them
>>221373182bit bent dont you think
rangers are playing
>>221373129ktim
lot of ktimming in this thread todayporn discussions are always the most civilised
>>221373152how so
i mostly just watch and record cam girls now
>>221373190is this real?
All jokes aside it's a bit mad we have to worry about the government spying on us just for having a wank, did the west even win the Cold War or what
>>221372704Fedora tipper icon >>221372733Jay Dyer destroyed his arguments
>>221373190indian brained retards doing backflips and clapping their hands like a monkey at this
>>221373142women love talking especially about themselves so all you really need to do is keep them going with follow up questions and lots of nodding/reactions/encouragement
keep thinking i should save stuff from imagefap as it is probably due a pornhub style purging
>>221373213literally pooscreaming at this
>>221373169>shoejobsounds uncomfortable
>>221373192Can't even be arsed now Hearts have fucked it up
>>221373213scrimble
>>221373216this guy gets it
motherless still has all the porn i need, not seen anything wiped
watching my600ld kino and this fattoid tried to kill themselves but they were so big the overdose had no effect
>>221372908Mine is 2.5GB but I'm a file horder
>>221373241that got shut down the other day
MIKEY MOORE
I was also considering going to Flat White Records in Leicester but I decided it's too far
>>221373216>>221373239more like this has the incel's idea of what women like and don't likehave sex lmao
the cartoon women I wanked to 15 years ago are all still there on my sites so it's alright for me
>>221373106>8-9kg overweightWhat's that?
>>221373251fuckfuckfuckfuck that was literally yesterday!!!need to archive everything as soon as it's back
Can't be listening to Chris Sutton's nerd voice
>>221373191how is wanking to fit lesbians fucking each other bent
>>221373201>obnoxious pop music playing>constant dings and bleeps from simps messaging/donating>half the time the girl is doing nothing or typing on a keyboard>low quality video and lightingwill never be able to wank to cam girls even though some of them are S tier
>>221373019I forgot this film existed and I think I only watched it last year.
by all means chuck a few quid into a VPN to get around consumer geo-blocks for streaming etc but you're mistaken if you think they provide any sort of security or privacy if you're an actual person of interestif you think state intelligence services are thwarted by you subscribing to a VPN service you are frankly a moron
this nibba tim westwood is still alive
>>221373269big tits and thick thigh
>>221373257yeah you're right mate actually women hate talking
was once wanking to a south american tranny on chaturbate and when she pulled the dildo out there was blood on it and she quickly ended the streamwish i was recording it
>>221372125it's funny because sargon is a gay pedo.
>>221373138Imagine left with even more holes in her jeans. Corrr!
the lads
>>221373300what happened to this guy?
>>221373278>as soon as it's backanon....
>>221373300Mad that the white man who completely immersed himself in black culture turned out to be a wrong un
>>221373300THE MOTHERFUCKING JUMP OFF
>>221373302What's the average weight?
>>221373298nothing anonymous about vpns all youre doing is shifting your trust from your isp to the vpn provider
>>221373324was outed for noncing, the radio DJ special
>>221373313Fuck you bloody
Not all chubby girls are sexy but the sexiest girls are chubby
>told myself I wouldn't make the same mistake again>believe I'm on board, already celebrating my success>turns out I got the date wrong and missed my window>made the same mistake againIt's infuriating, so annoyed at myself I ruined my weekend. I made plans, believed I was good. I did other things believing I was in the green. Fucks sake
Don't think I've ever met a fat Slavic girlWell one Hungarian but they don't count
>>221373365truthvalanche
>>221373351Exactly. It is my argument that some, if not all, of these VPN companies are run by the government intelligence services. And the customers pay for the privilege of being man-in-the-middle attacked.
>>221373372Thought were cool at first etc.
>>221373347Idk just normal weight, lets say she's 54 and then she gains 7kg and it goes in her thighs and ass and tits without being flabby - perfection. >>221373355Damn didn't know that...what kind of noncing we talking about - the really really bad one or Russell Brand type shit. >>221373365this
>>221373373well she was always Hungary tbf
>>221373365truthgooning
>UK leaving the EU = good>Scotland leaving the UK = badcan someone explain this to me?>in b4 da jooz/globalists/buzzword of the day
>>221373365lass at toil who used to be quite fat has lost a lot of weight and is looking amazing now, incredible shape to her: hips, thighs, arse, calves with incredible curvesshe's not someone I ever speak to at work though so I can't just be like "you know you're looking really healthy and happy these days (i.e fit) and I think that's cool (hot)". She's caught me looking at her a bit too long though.
>>221373400English man bad
love coffeeberg but sleep a lot better without caffeinestein in my system
>>221373373I know a fat girl from the balkans
having a cup of custard and a tin of tuna
>>221373395just Russel Brand tier is my understanding yeah but I haven't looked much into itdefinitely not Ian Watkins tier though
>>221373412>I can't just be like "you know you're looking really healthy and happy these dayswhy not? She'd probably appreciate the compliment
>>221373412Used to toil with a Muslim lass who was slightly chubby but in a lovely way, she lost a bit of weight and it all went from the arse and curves, grim
i bring offputting incel vibes to the function
>>221373448fucking screaming this is me
>>221373412Just be like "hello I'm [name]. What's your name?" And then say you didn't recognise her because she looks completely different. Trust me it will work.
>>221373414I quit 6 months ago, sleep is way better but don't feel any less energetic, coffee did fuck all for me. Probably cause I was abusing stimulants for so many years. >>221373438I see, from what I remember Russel Brand asked her parents if she could take her on a date or something, might be misremembering.
i've wanked to a russian milf with massive honkers. does that count?
>>221373439when I say I don't speak to her I mean I haven't spoken to her at all in the 2 years I've worked there. In principle I agree that it should be nice for anyone to hear that their hard work isn't going unnoticed but I think it would come across lecherous and creepy. also her boyfriend works there too
>>221373373used to work with a fat polish bird
outsidetoil shortly
i have to be in the office every day next week.
>>221373480a bit of warmth in the sunlight but not much. Bring a jumper I'd say.
I still sorely miss the chubby half swiss lass with the enormous arse, fat in all the right places and she knew it too. She used to deliberately bend over provocatively in front of me just to get a reaction
>>221373475Me too. Wish I shagged her.
Would love if we just talked about chubby girls all the time and dropped the demoralising shit
>>221373513I'm never not talking about them.
the few polish birds at my work are all very nice, not only pretty but genuinely pleasant to be around. Reckon that poley was onto something.
dangerous day to be a cup of tea
>>221373480>>221373496here's what you do. you bring a lightweight jacket, that way the sun comes out you play the jacket off the sweater.
>>221373513That would demoralise me since I'm a vf
>>221373298I don't pay for a vpn, free tier is good enough for meof course it's not going to offer complete security, backdoors exist at the hardware level after all. However it's still better than just connecting through bare wifi only (though I still have to turn it off again to post since I'm not passcucking)
Sup. I just jacked off I had like 4/10 orgasm. The cloud is too noisy. I have weakness injury. Good for porn.
>>221373529polish lass I work with calls me "dahlink" and would be cute if not for the thousands of piercings and stupid hair
>>221373448kay tea eye emm
The Irish is far superior than the English.
>>221373577
I jacked off in the bathroom once and my dick was covered in cum I talked about it here but I didn't post it on Reddit.
>>221372674Making yourself an outcast unlovable chud freak to own the libs
