latex edishold: >>221373577
>>221375125Big fan of including a link to the old btw OP good work
Sir Richie Hawtin
>>221375125left-handed :)
why is the OP a munter in latex
>>221375141why have you photoshopped nigel farage into the beans?
Can't prove it scientifically but 9/11 created a split in the timeline somehowWe weren't meant to live in this universe, it's all wrong
>>221375125i think her fringe is a bit short
the scrandemic
>>221375141>he didn't fill the holes with beans
>>221375151The image is mirrored you can see by the writing near the treble switch
>>221375159least cringe millennialyeah i liked the world back then as well but it's mostly nostalgia learn to adapt like i did and stop being a boomer about mediocre technology and culture
>>221375147x
>learn to adapt like i did
>>221375168always trying to fit a circular bean into a square hole
rorke getting a dairylea lunchable for his lunchleftypol getting a nutritious smoked salmon sandwich on brown linseed bread, giving him protein, healthy omega-3 fats and slow-carbs to support his learning in the afternoon
Just complained to the BBC
>>221375159>9/11 created a split in the timelinewell duh
>>221375201An Englishman doing his duty. Good lad.
>>221375198rorke beating leftypol to within an inch of his life and taking his sandwich while he lies gasping and bleeding on the floor
The terrorists really did win, mental that
rorke sent home from work "unjustly" for "dropping a TRVKE"
>>221375183>it's mostly nostalgiaBollocks. We had a much higher trust society back then. A greater sense of community. The world has gradually become more and more hostile and miserable since about 2002 and that started accelerating between 2012 and 2016.
nth for the baddiedem
let some kid play with my basketball and the next thing i knew his whole family were having a game while i stood on the sidelines. Then they had the cheek to ask if i wanted the ball back when they were leaving. obviously i want my ball back, im not a charity
No, room for racism!
>>221375231They have brown skin so that's a good thing rorke
I was hit by a stolen car and started to lose my vision and had brain leaks.
>>221375183maybe true for the USA but i dont think you realise how badly the UK has declined in terms of public services and relative quality of life since 1997
mad how martin o'neill literally can't lose
>>221375183Blud thinks he's Mahoraga
poo nigger roaring
>2016why IS he so mindraped by that year in particular?
>>221375201Good goy
going to greece to have a wank
When I was born Britain had a larger economy than China and India combined1996 that was, not 1896
>>221375245buy an ad
went outside alone and got depressed again award
>>221375281Who? That's the first time I've referred to that year in here. And who are you talking to? Stop being weird.
Shan't be watching the World CupShan't be listening to non football fans' opinions on the England teamShan't be hearing about the inevitable controversies when the orange man says something
>>221375279oh thats what pnr means
doing a nice relaxing sit-down wee
>>221375281Many celebrity deaths, Brexit vote, Trump election. 2016 was a big year
>>221375279
siabnf
>>221375281probably the year he left secondary school/college/sixth form
tummyberg cries out for a bacon butty
need the hammers to hand out rapidtappy
Vile, wretched thing me. Abhorrent creature.
>>221375360
>>221375355another one!?
>>221375360City bulls got cucked
>>221375373do these types make you embarrassed to be a black jeffy?
>>221375373he smoked that whiteboy weed didnt he :/ >>221375384?
mfers be voting Muslims and blacks out while rooting for black football players and ordering curry from jeets and muslims
>>221375373you see something like this on every subway ride in new york
fucking roaring in a baby you know whats face and drop kicking it off a cliff
>>221375397hilarious and original observation
>>221375361something of a despicable worm myself
>>221375373At least he didn't lean on the door :)
>>221375360KWACB(kek what a clarted bitch)
Shan't be watching EurovisionShan't observe Greece and Cyprus giving each other douze pointsShan't be seeing the messages about how being gay is hard at the massive state-funded party for being gay
>>221375397Love football and curryHate rape gangs and terrorists Simple as
>>221375397The ones I know = goodThe ones I don't know = badSimple as
>>221375425kek? this isnt 2015
Leftypol voting Muslims and blacks in while getting shagged up the arse by his they/them bf
>>221375401yeahgot harrassed by a you know what when i was in NYC on teh "subway"never going there again
>>221375391Not really. Craziest are the spice of life. I once emerged from the subway on 125th & St Nicholas into a literal gang war with smoke bombs and alarms going off and all I could do was laff.
>>221375373he should come here and do that
>>221375125S-tier edish
>>221375480bulgarian women will worship him
rorke is a stuck up cynical bastard
>>221375496I think all the wacky and unfortunate scenarios he keeps finding himself at the centre of have worn him down
arsenal winning the double is a victory for neo liberal values
>>221375529arsenal are anti neoliberal mate what are you on about
Rorke asking why there's no "white hole" before being dragged into a singularity
>>221375529PSGnem will cuck them x
>>221375529Nothing neoliberal about shartetaball
bacon beans egg potato rostis all the the fridge begging to be fried up and put into my tummy
>>221375529they won't win anything and it will be glorious
>>221375492lol, you have no idea how racist woman are here
what are they gonna do, shrink down and inject themselve to fight the virus like Ozzy & Drix?
Mad how every six months or so they float the pandemic angle again
covid is here to stay
>>221375576So that's what they mean by "paramedic" haha
>>221375571they pretend to be racist to avoid their drunk brothers beatings, but once left to their own devices…
>either we win prem and/or champions league and get 10 more years of shartetaball>or we bottle both and are finally free The Arsenal man's burden...
DEH!
black "people"? yeah kill em
army parachute just soared over my house
Mad how there are people old enough to vote and stuff that don't remember Man United being any good
LIVERPOOL
>>221375613ok buddy
Losing weight quite steadily by just not eating, can't believe nobody's thought of this before
>>221375640Leftypols head spinning round and vomiting like that girl in the exorcist because it's Man United and not Person United
bacon butty toil looms
>>221375571>fresh off the boat starving midgets vs well fed prime swag cronemYekaterina will be shaking her gyat in their faces
Doing my fodenface in my excellent glasses watching Nottingham Forest vs Newcastle United on a pirate stream.
chase infiniti sex arse
>>221375698paid your tv license ? x
>>221375681you already had a bacon butty you big fat bastard
get the fat birds posted
>>221375720It's been baked into normal automatic tax payment in Sweden for years so yes
>>221375725no i didn't i was just fantasising out loud about one, am actually going to go make one now thougheverbeit
>>221375716kazakhstan
>>221375729
we at /brit/ must come together to tackle the rise of fascism in this country
>>221375749 lovely!
>>221375685we don't play those games here
indians are mad all the rich people in india are the ones that worked for the british
doing a bit of runecrafting on the 'scapedon't like it
>>221375791now this is prime tit real estate
>>221375791vile broodsow
>>221375801Uninterested in what they think about anything
>>221375791type of selfies timmy’s mum sends to his bully in school
>>221375772it's a tranberg
>>221375791corr
>>221375791sucked on tits exactly like these during first year of uni
Mad how this was my ringtone for 3 years. And my alarm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPM8l4YF5Vw
>>221375791delicious
>>221375832
>>221375626fit
>>221375835I rate you as a poster mate and enjoy your contributions to this thread. Many a passerby comes along with non-UK flag and shits the place up but I consider you to be a good poster and have enjoyed speaking with you in the past on many occasions.thought you ought to know that
>>221375904cringing my nut off at this he's not going to shag you
>>221375918not everyone needs to be aggressive and rude all the time
me getting my head gently squeezed by snorlax's tummy
>>221375904I appreciate that lad!
https://metro.co.uk/2026/05/09/sarah-ferguson-friends-benefits-relationship-disgraced-rapper-diddy-28296739/>>221375925on brand desu. Brits are obsessed with bbc
Right that's an um
>>221375925
>>221375925rorke's school crush
>>221375925she has a real low IQ look about herseems like a nice lass but you can tell there's nothing going on behind the eyes
yes
>>221375925Hot
might go out for a second walk today
I presume the men are kicking the ball, hence the post rate drop offcmon Wayne Rooney, Oh Wayne Rooney, we love you, Waaaaayne Rooney come on and score a goal!that's what they sing
>>221376015we're all in here>>221367834>>221367834>>221367834
… lunchtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live dp tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
Sorry lads, relatives came over. We were talking about chubbettes.
long time lurker first time poster... i hope i dont mess this up... here i gororke sex arse
>>221376015I think everyone fucked off because certain posters showed up and, just like in real life, nobody wants to deal with them.
>>221376071CORRRRRRR
>>221375861Your image infers that the post to which you responded is,in fact, not based.
>>221376071kritharaki >>221376059nice, what are the black leaves?
>>221376015To the tune of what?
what's your favourite food that comes in a tin?
>>221376082
>>221376071propa slag that
unhand my penis
>>221376098you don't like big fat stupid tits?
https://vocaroo.com/12DwYU73h87X
>>221376100Kritharaki??
>>221376141I don't know why I said that :D
>>221376138The image you posted means that the person to whom you responded is not based, since, in the image, the person offered the phone to answer the based department call is denied the opportunity to pick up the phone and emphatically at that.
dead or everyone is filtered
>>221376128>>221376131>>221376138>>221376139>>221376141ah yes... /brit/
why didn't americans use nukes in the korean war china didn't have them at that time and soviets have only just started their own production
>>221376177*yawns loudly in your face and walks off*
I'm in an Uber lads, don't post anything racist
can feel a headache forming when I look down at my laptop and it eases off when I look straight ahead
Vghhhh
>and emphatically at that
Sir Jonathan DuBaton MBE
>>221376205How about I walk off on your mum and leave her heartbroken,huh? Would you like that you STUPID MUTT?
finally comfortable calling myself a white nationalist
>>221376214perhaps there's a parasite in your brain that doesnt like blue light
>>221376177I don't get it
>>221376118tinned nigger livers
>>221376252timmy tryna jaundicemaxx
saw a girl's arse and got horny because I imagined a bbc going inside them
>>221376118coca-cola
>>221376240All the buttons on the phone which the frog is holding are titled "decline". The person offered the phone, therefore, cannot answer the phone. It's like you are saying to them "you can never be based, no matter how hard you try".
>>221376118sardines or smoked fish probably
put 500 squids on the hammers lads
>>221376280might as well have just burned it
>>221376124That lad would actually be entertaining to be around. He probably has friends. Unlike certain posters in here whose entire experience of human interaction is with people who just want them to fuck off, and will even avoid a forum like this because of these broken-minded freaks showing up.
>>221376238Good lad, in time you'll finally accept you're a homo too, hahaha!
eating raw chicken
>>221376280I just stuck a monkey on them
>>221376274OOOOOOOOOOOOH, fuck I didn't catch that.
>>221376285nahhhhh she'll be rightbig payday coming
bacaw, an austalian is biting me, bacawwww!
>>221376295I hope you aren't implying that being gay is bad.
ordered a new cycling jersey but now I'm wondering if it's going to be too loose
It's a fucking carvery innit
reminiscing about when labour were not a serious political party
>>221376332elton
>>221376332You beauty!
>>221376332lush
>>221376332lovely
>>221376332Elton left a little gift on top
>>221376332now that's a proper scran
Serious question lads. How often do you think/worry about dying? Multiple times a day for me.
going to have a hazelnut praline zillionaire cheesecake gu for lunch
any political result that smashes the labour-conservative duality is a good thing, simple as
>>221376343god i hate progressive politics, look at that fat little shite on the right, last thing he needs is free school meals
>finally found something I like>39€>fuck me in me own arse https://www.discogs.com/release/2288683-Bottin-Sage-Oil
>>221376379reform are the conservatives
>>221376371Not often. I worry about being reincarnated and having to suffer another life on earth sometimes though.
>>221376343Why should my taxes pay for someone else's children?
>>221376378mind sending the glass dishes to me after?
>>221376371yeah quite a lot
Looking forward to going to the UK this year, hoping for a hot summer (35 degrees C) lovely weather for a tour of the UK's white sand beaches and fish and chips
>>221376371Only when I'm being lazy and I think, fuck I'm gonna die one day so lets go do the thing.
>>221376404i use mine for putting sour cream and lime zest in to eat with my burritos
>>221376305Really?? I thought you were baiting me and I was playing along lol
3pm. That's most of my Sunday pissed away then.
>>221376381fat people still need to eat rorke
not done last night's washing up yet
eat rorke out
>>221376371Very rarely, but I have a constant feeling that something bad (not necessarily anything specific like dying, just something) is about to happen, and I worry about that a lot.
now that AI has taken my job i'm not sure what to do
>>221376419No, I just googled based department and downloaded the first pic that came up, didn't even look at it.
>>221376322Shhh. Just take the hit Rorke.>>221376381>>221376401You guys retarded or just plainly on a Andrew Tate/Milton Friedman steady diet?
>>221376451Join the ADF
>>221376451same. former software engineer here. thinking of taking a sabbatical and travelling for a year or so, but I'm already 29 and don't want people to get the wrong idea about me.
/brit/ is looking a bit "ethnic" nowdays if you catch my drift
>>221376472DEAF, DEAF, TO THE ADF
i should have been born a yank
scaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrzGRr7CWw
play deadlock
>>221376490Indeed, a lot of english, welsh and scottish nationals, all the ethnic heritage of the poo gay!
>>221376471>Milton FriedmanHello 2012 is calling
>>221376518>(Real)
snl utterly cooked farage, rorke will NOT like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0lr8o24RJU
At 29 you're supposed to be in a committed relationship and shopping around for a home to raise your future children, not going on a 'sabbatical' to where? picking fruit in Australia.>>221376502Bit rude, we fought to free you in WW2.
>>221376540Uhhhh, is that the number of the based department??
>you mad leftypol?
>>221376536I want a dead cat's screaming face right oonda mah tits, me
>>221376559Mental how unfunny you are
>>221376371Not really bothered about dying, very bothered about getting old especially without actually living first
Not a big fan of the surge in fascism and extreme right populism in the UK rn.As a leftist and sexual minority it makes me feel rather unsafe in my own country tbqh.Also not a big fan of the support for Israel and genocide by the entire political-media establishment either.What are you going to do about it Rorke?
>>221376554That was the kiwis you imposter, and only the battle of Crete. Eddie Meyers and Chris Woodhouse were english commandos, who by the way and despite being staunch royalists/anticommunist scum, still lauded the resistance movement.
wahey
>>221376576JD Sports Vance
those vegan gays are LIVE, RIGHT NOW!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXmCtFLcOdY
Might see how long I can go without leaving the house/interacting with anyoneReckon a week is easy, two might be pushing it
>Mental how unfunny you are
>>221376594>anticommunist scumCommunism is a disease to be eradicated, you should be more grateful you didn't become Soviet, you'd be ever more poor than you are now.
>>221376603sc
>>221376610Wiseman, you say?
Right so let me get this straight, a Green councillor said Tommy Robinson is funded by Zionists and the BBC demanded on air on Question Time that the Greens condemn and fire that person as an anti-semite.But 4 Reform councillors have called for all brown people to be tortured, executed, and denied the Holocaust yet the BBC has not mentioned that at all despite promoting and platforming Reform representatives basically every hour.
>>221376616if i didnt have to toil i could easily go months
>>221376621Oh sorry lad, had no idea how utterly brainwashed you are.
>>221376591Would love to place you in the middle of Palestine (assuming theres any of it left) when all this nasty business is over with a trans pride flag in tow and watch how quickly a pack of a sub 40 IQ Arab caveman descend upon and crush your skull.
SAAAAAAAAAAABBY C
>>221376621Communism is the only hope at saving this shithole and you should be vapourised
>>221376610sloped head big nosed JEW
>>221376603scr
LEFTYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>221376616I regularly do this for weeks only going outside to take the bins out. if I didn't have to toil from home the only people I would talk to would be the tesco delivery driver once a week
watching steptoe
I'm sympathetic to socialism but there just doesn't seem to be a left worth joining atm.
>>221376490we are balkanlar :)
>>221376613>>221376665heatherpaedo
>>221376664Why don't you fuck off to one of the various communist countries that already exist?
>>221376603
>>221376621Greek commies would have a melty when Bulgarians would visit Greece (pre 89) and say that Communism sucks and there's no food in the stores, they would call em fascists ect...there's no reasoning.
I would commit some heinous acts in exchange for a night with Sydney Sweeney in a hotel room
>>221376648>>221376664Communists are too unemployed and clueless to understand that everyone else is too employed and switched in to believe that plunging a country into a bloody, decade long civil war to switch the economy to a hypothetical utopian model may not be worth it
>>221376649Yes this is a very normal thing to think and post I'm sure you're a very smart and stable individual.Also Hamas have killed 2 people for homosexuality in the past 20 years. Both times it was by ordinary members without approval from HQ.Meanwhile statistically speaking if only even 1 in 10 are LGBT then Israel has killed over 10,000 Palestinian queers in the past couple of years alone.
when reform wins leftypol will be sent to a hard labour camp
Got the men's mental health YouTubers on again
>>221376677>the only people I would talk to would be the tesco delivery driver once a weekNot that anon but this is genuinely my dream. Unfortunately I can't say no to all the people who text and call so I end up talking to multiple people a day. Hate it.
>>221376637WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING LAD??? ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE BALANCE OF YOUR NATIONAL BROADCAST? ARE YOU...ARE YOU EVEN HINTING THAT THE MEDIA ARE CULTIVATING A CLIMATE OF DIVISIVENESS AND MISINFORMATION TO STEER PUBLIC OPINION AND, WORSE, TO JUSTIFY FASCISTIC MEASURES IN THE NAME OF A CONSENT THEY FABRICATED AND WHICH IS NOT REAL?
>>221376711I know it might sound crazy but I think if were in the same high school I could have smashed. Go ahead called me crazy...
>>221376708Greeks are a funny bunch. The only reason they're not part of Turkey today is because the West stepped in and made them a country.
got the foot porn on again
>>221376697Clearly you haven't even once read the definition of Communism, there are no Communist nations.>>221376717How is capitalism working out for you? For the planet? Millions are dying at any given moment from things that could've been prevented or cured if the top 0.1% didn't own 50% of the planets wealth and resources.Don't think redistributing that is so radical you deranged bootlicker.
>>221376675
watched face/off (1997) earlier and now i'm watching conair (1997)
>>221376739That is exactly what I am saying :)It's all you can really expect in a bourgeois democracy with bourgeois media really though isn't it?
wreathed in smoke in lebanon
>>221376776face off sucksconair is top
>>221376771>that's not real communismThen what you're complaining about isn't real capitalism. See how that works?
>>221376771Lad, the answer is to reform capitalism. You're never going to achieve communism. It's not a viable alternative. Commie rats have no realistic plans on how to actually implement it. You try a revolution and the rich will just liquidate their assets and fuck off to the US.
right then
>>221376708That would be the youth of the communist party, who were the official fan club of the third Internationale. On the other hand, the bulgarians you mention probably only said it's not all that it's hyped to be. Don't forget your country was allies with the nazis so always take a minute before you open your mouth.
>>221376815
>>221376400Don't mind my life on earth, but I do worry about reincarnating as an African or Indian. The humans with the shittest lives seem to be ones who have the most children.
>>221376826>the rich will just liquidate their assets and fuck off to the USfeature not a bug
>>221376752That would have been a disaster.
>>221376815holy umoli
>>221376776Big fan of double bills. Did a Russell Crowe one not long ago. L.A. Confidential and Master and Commander. Great evening.
>>221376805yeah i didn't care much for it
Shan't
nawty little matchy at turf moor
>>221376815Fucking hell lad, lmao
right well that was a wee jobby wasn't it
>>221376839That's cos of r-selected vs K-selected breeding strategies innit
>>221376843Capitalism 1 - Lenin the kiddy fiddler 0
>>221376830>That would be the youth of the communist partyExactly, collage crazies. >On the other hand, the bulgarians you mention probably only said it's not all that it's hyped to beNo, they would say, there's no food in the stores sometimes, even if you have money to buy. Also you would wait 8 years for a car from the moment you ordered it. >Don't forget your country was allies with the nazis so always take a minute before you open your mouth.Easy there filaraki
get the post number to 310 then
>>221376822Your stupid argument is on the same level as the one retards produce when told that any virus' lethality is reversely proportional to its infectiousness, and they go "well what about the plague"?
wish I could go balls deep in some hairy greek minge rn
>>221376822Yes you can say anything if you totally disregard the meaning and definitions of words.Communism is a stateless, classless, moneyless society.Socialism requires the redistribution of wealth, for the means of production to be state owned or directly worker owned, and for the production of goods for use value rather than for markets.There isn't a single socialist nation today let alone communist.>>221376826You're missing a basic understanding of history. Whenever capitalism goes into crisis it switches from liberalism to fascism. That's the "reform" it does.It will keep repeating this until you end up with a Palantir world government and humans all enslaved or killed off.
business idea: social democracy with social conservatism
>>221376843>I want to live in a country with no rich people Again, these already exist and I'm sure they'd love you to move there
>>221376917With a big arse, love em so much.
Newington-upon-Thread>>221367834>>221367834>>221367834
>>221376895>there's no food in the stores sometimes, even if you have money to buyWhen? After the western invasion of privatisation?>Easy there filarakiWhat I said.
noo>>221374728>>221374728>>221374728
>>221376958Lie to me again, I dare you
>>221376958right thats the hungarian general
casting hexes if anyone wants one doing?
awful gimmick
>>221376927>to be state owned or directly worker ownedNot the same thing
Don't think these are real news, fake news if you like
>>221376988Yes. But they are both viable methods of management for socialist production.
>>221376913>>221376927If you define communism as a happy prosperous utopia then it will be attractive to morons who fall for bullshit. Every time it's been tried it turned into a catastrophe with massive suffering and loss of life and liberty. A thousand times worse than the drawbacks of capitalism, which has been proven to work at least for the most part.
>>221376963>After the western invasion of privatisation?No, before 89, you're doing the thing lad, I don't want to argue, I don't really care desu, to each their own, don't want to quibble about the past
>>221377030>>221377030
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
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