Hussite Wagon Fort edition
more like hushite wogon fart
Big ups to my men Xenu, Tom Cruise, L Ron Hubbard. Youse is real niggas, yeah?
Timothy
>>221380630alri jar jar
>>221380630Are you the one who said they were saving their best posts for the new?
I'm signed up to Hustler UniversityYou're signed up to Rustlers UniversityJust walking different paths, or in your case waddling
rorke inexplicably inflating again
Bruce Willis.Dead.Two separate statements
>>221380601what i dont get about these old paintings of battles is, is some mf just watching and taking mental pictures to paint later? shouldn't they be in the thick of it all? or was there some appointed painters who would sit and watch and the next day decide it would be mint to depict some poor cunt getting stabbed by a sword knowing full well that poor cunt only died a few hours ago?
>>221380688>>221380694>>221380630attack of the zingers
>>221380601imagine expending all that effort to make an engineering marvel only to see it depicted like that
>40 year old woman and 18 year old man arrested and held in custody on suspicion of murder after a BMW killed two teenagers riding a motorbike in a hit-and-run>"Best pals" Jaydon Bowyer, 19 and Ta-Shay Canoville were left for dead near a roundabout in Newport, GwentI'm trying to imagine why a 19 year old would be best mates with a 16 year old. And why have they arrested the woman for murder? It can only mean they know it was a targetted attack. What were the teens up to that could make a 40 year old woman want to kill them?
hate being human
>>221380706it was all made up mate the middle ages didn't happen are you daffy?
>>221380728yeah it was a shit tv show
>>221380719If one had just turned 19 and the other was about to turn 17 there is ostensibly a year between them, not strange at all
>>221380719>I'm trying to imagine why a 19 year old would be best mates with a 16 year oldI'm sure it's difficult for you to imagine what having mates is like, but sometimes people just a bit older.
>>221380728being john malkovich was goodor maybe it was shit i watched it once long ago
Bamelot
leftypol playing Top Trumps: Blacked with his nephew
>>221380706Maybe it's the educated officers doing it by memory in their free time cause there probably isn't much else to do, could also possibly be priests who were there with them as they also had access to paper and knew how to make illuminated manuscripts
>>221380730just because you country was founded 20 minutes ago doesn't mean history is a new concept
going to do a big wank to cicciolina
>I don't read bc I'm smart>I read bc I have the mind of a slut and the heart of a married womanWhat did her armpits mean by this?
>>221380733>>221380753i meant being a human being, you dumb assholes
Who used telegram besides pedophiles?
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh.... It disgusted me...
>>221380785does this mean she self inserts into smut novels so she can mentally shag other men and monsters
Sided with the Skyrim Romans over the Nords back in the day. Probably would do the same again honestly.
>>221380799
i'm black yo
>new greens councillorwhat the FUCK is wrong with this party
>>221380688A waddle a new path
>>221380834screamingwhy are all trannies so sexually deranged
grotty old slag, that rayner
>>221380834how can foids compete
>>221380870because trannyism is sexual derangement
>>221380834I prefer the Australian Green with cute lil pokies
>>221380870>men (already deviant by default) who feel the need to live their fetish 24/7/365aye tis a real mystery
undeniable that i am a rap god
>>221380834Is this real
right well it's 6pm isn't it
>>221380840lush
>>221380890'
>>221380908i should put a loom post out there
>>221380834Greens are all puppets of foreign powers like Russia or the Jews to discourage moving away from reliance on natural gas or oil by being as deranged and unelectable as possible
>>221380908it
get the potholes filled
>>221380937I'm in love
>>221380355
>hate being human>i meant being a human being, you dumb assholes
>>221380937my ex had the same dead eyes and unexpressive facedon't hate her but sometimes I thought about beating her
>>221380954With what, Rorke?
>>221380908it not bloody right
>>221380752Reminds me of the 14 year old who got stabbed to death by a drug dealer in London. A 19 year old showed up at the scene and spoke to the press saying>We were going to meet up and play football later. He's much better at maths than mebames are weird
4 day weekends. could be the move
>>221380966this is ai
wfh on Mondays so takes the sting out of it a bit, and is a nice warm up for the office Tuesday like
toilfreaks all feeling the loom yet I'm just chilled out :)
>>221381014my chavvy brother had a few friends who were a few years older, they were always sad freaks who didn't have friends their own age
the clown prince of rap
All the dishes are done. Feels good man.
God 4Chan is fucking unusable on an iPhone What the actual hell is this UI scaling and why the fuck won’t webms play
>>221380752a 3 year age gap is massive at that age it's like being 15 and hanging out with a 12 year old. super bizarre one is still in highschool (or secondary school whatever you call it there) and the other is a year graduated minimum
well that's the curry ordered
eating poo lads
fuck being normal
>>221381086There're 3rd party apps for that x
>>221381086holy shit i see my post!!
>>221381086Google recently retroactively patented VP9 so Apple had to remove WebM support from their devices.
>>221381069squeezable tummy
most beautiful british women by FAR.
sex with women. anyone tried this? need it or keep it?
>>221381140Nah never mate
>>221381130It works if you open in a new tab but then it fucks up the UI
pilchards on toast for tea
>>221381140not real, it's all a psyop
>>221381140heard about that but never tried it myself
Mad how being in a relationship with someone you dislike is orders of magnitude worse than just being a smelly incel. Actually life-ruining dating a bit you don’t like.
rorkes tea
>>221381136kissable
wha happened where is webm pls
I'm running at them now with my trousers down
I'm heterosexual but I feel very gay, like yearny crybaby flowery music and art and am generally an emotional and submissive person.
>>221381197here mate
need a good fairly new tv show to watch. any suggestions?
>>221381188could not think of anything worse than being trapped in a relationship with someone you feel nothing for
>>221381228london?
unrelenting rap attack with a bat
>>221381238leftypol sleepy lol
>>221381238chat shit get banged
https://youtu.be/yHEDDJXYFyI?
>>221381190those are disgusting even when they're "in date"
Hammerbros...
>>221381279indian brained moron
melty>>>/sp/154610630
wish I was a little bit taller wish I was a baller
>>221381279right well the intro has got me hard hasn't it
>>221381279how do you not get disgusted by the mouth sounds?
>>221381130Based on available information up to May 2026, there is no evidence that Google has "retroactively patented" the VP9 video codec.
>>221381308GOOD OLD ARSENALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUncUQn7P20
>>221381312shot-caller20 inch frames on the impalaholla gettin laid tonightbix nood muhfugga gettin paid tonight
Keep seeing yanks say 'my husband didn't do anything for mother's day'. Is this a cultural disconnect? Husbands don't do anything for mother's day or?
>>221381279used to like her but she says 'belly' every like 15 seconds and it's offputting. needs to expand her vocabulary
>>221381358HI MEGAN
>>221381340alri ChatGPT
>>221381358medieval looking lass
citysisters... not like this...
Shoes are similar to cars, if you give them the correct attention and maintenance, they look great, stay on the road and provide you with many years of good service.
>>221381358why is so horny looking
>>221381246Haven't watched anything that came up in the last 7 years except Pluribus which I watched laying in bed for 2 days on the first and second of January
>>221381401I've got 12 pairs of shoes now but only one car
>>221381378not a fan of this shit, it's deanocore and far too thuggish. I do however approve of showboaters getting popped
>>221381370show me who is saying thatand if it's a reddit or twitter post i'll call you a faggot
>>221381433I have one pair of shoes and one car
>>221381433fob
The Miami Marlins lead the Washington Nationals 2-1 in the top of the 4th.
>>221381401Still don't understand why they don't put engines in shoes
>>221381401when you think about it, tires are just shoes for cars
>>221381433shoe wanker love his shoes
bardley walsh
when you think about it, girls are just shoes for your willer
a dildo is a lot like a pair of shoes
i use a different car depending on the shoes i'm wearing
>>221381475
i wanted to be with you aloneand talk about the weather
>>221381483not for me they're just npcs I can't interact with
I'm a 25 year old virgin
Bradley "The Chase" Walsh
you have entered the twilight zone
>>221381486alri jerry
being a virgin is my entire personality
>>221381505sometime in the early 2000s they level gated them and now you need to get all the dlc
>>221380834right well she is fit tbf
right well I'm off to collect my curry don't post anything good while I'm out
>>221381529speed
belly
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
There are international playboys in this very thread. Members of the jet set 1% that enjoy luxuries you couldn't even imagine. No, not even in your wildest dreams.
arsenal haters btfocynical sharteta ball wins again
>>221381547gurgles
>she
>>221381560Mad how they're going to win the double
>>221381556I've been to 5 countries
Something miraculous about how when you get a cut on your anus the next shit you take doesn't cause a horrid infection and you need to be rushed to the hospital because the tiny cut has being bulbous and purple and leaking puss. Considering how many people used to just die from tiny cuts
where did all the lycamobile shops go
anime
now that redgifs requires age verification idk where to wank now
breadley walsh
>>221381584me and ruby in 40 years
>>221381590Shut down. They don't need to phone home now, they're all here.
that's an AI edit of brandi braids
arsefags btfocynical sharteta ball always loses
HAMMERBROS
lmfao
>arselel
right well that's my cock feeling yummy because a granny is bouncing on a knob then isn't it
did man kick the ball into net???
>>221381640posted the ugly ahh tranny again award
>>221381633More over the line really, never actually hit the net
>>221381633yh it was a black fella n aw
>>221381590whatsapp killed em
goal disallowedsharteta wins again
>>221381640jaw like popeye
>>221381645she is actually very fit
>>221381459YOUR the engine you moron
>>221381556i've been rumbled didnt i
Might try for an imagination wank
did anyone find that article saying that Tim nonced seasideMARK when Ssm was a kid?
Hammerbros....
>>221381664
Only found out the other day you're not meant to wash shower gel off you have to leave it on
>>221381702sacked tranny says it got deleted from the archive and wiped from the internet by the Tim deepstate
>>221381759makes no sense that
>>221380890>free dental careObjectively a good policy, but of course Rorke will dismiss it as "woke nonsense" and support billionaires instead
>>221381759no you didn't
>>221381761it would explain why Ssm is so fucked and Tim looks a right wrongun
>>221381598hsex.icu (use google website translate)it amateurit lush
>>221381686No I mean like a gasoline engine to make you walk faster. We could probably comfortably cover 50-60 miles in a couple hours that way. No seatbelts. No accidents. No possibility of accidents even because they'd also have brakes.
>>221381772is this "rorke" in the room with us now?
Slathering myself in dung and mincing down the street gayly
>>221381759going into work like frank when he's covered in hand sanitiser
>>221381772we had free dental care until leftypol working for the billionaires imported millions of people
sir var sinso
>Arsenal win the league>Spurs stay up
>>221381459already did that
Leftypol driving his dad's lawn mower to the shops
>>221381771do you wash deodorant off after you put it on? bet you stink like shit mate
rorke eating soap
>>221381813Really enjoyed those but the joke had a timer and they were uncomfortable
>>221381812It not right
my name is pinkie and im really glad to meet you
>>221381772pretty bad policy when you combine it with open borders thoughbeit
soap is a waste of money dont need anything but water like nature intended
rorke slipping on soap in the shower and noclipping into the blackedrooms
>>221381759same goes for shampoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFPBhBRMyfw
>>221381871>blackedroomsroar
>>221381864smelly bastard
what's the funniest sacked tranny vocaroo?
>>221381864corrr bet your arse hums
>>221381864nature intended for you to have sex
>>221381864corrr bet your arse cums
>Sarah Ferguson had ‘friends with benefits’ relationship with disgraced rapper Diddy
>>221381905the one where she's cumming and you can hear the vibrator
>>221381894they look like brothers
getting the sunday scaries
>>221381939UM
stopped watching football 3 years ago because i just didnt care anymore, and arsenal immediately started challenging for the title every year. mental how my incel aura degrades everything associated with me. maybe if i stop caring about london as a whole then remigration will happen
>>221381905https://vocaroo.com/1cZ4INDleJIS
>>221381896>he doesnt knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fCm9tbb8qs
>Reform candidate who said Holocaust was a hoax wins seat in local elections>Jay Cooper posted that the murder of six million Jews was 'propaganda' while also sharing 9/11 conspiracy theories>In response to a comment which asked: "[Adolf] Hitler had an (opinion) too; did he deserve to die?", Cooper said: "I don't agree with him murdering innocent people. But the Hallocaust (sic) is a hoax. There wasn't (sic) even 6 million Jews in Europe at the time. Propaganda.">Analysis of Cllr Cooper's social media also showed a web of conspiracy theories about the 9/11 terrorist attack and Titan submersible implosion, as well as claims about the Labour government's role in the Southport attack and associating the Green Party with mental health patients.>In February this year he shared a polling map which showed Merseyside intended to vote Labour. Cllr Cooper posted: "These polls have got to be wrong about Liverpool. How are people in the (sic) right mind still thinking it's acceptable to vote for Labour? The three young girls in Southport slaughtered by the hands of Labour should have been the turning point. Makes me ashamed to be from Liverpool."omds who voted for rorke
>>221381908all arses smell
>>221381975s
>>221381975actually insane there are still people like this in Reform who somehow haven't realised the party is more left than the Tories at this point
https://voca.ro/18BJdZTgQfE6
why wouldnt you want a smelly bum? so men can get close to it? you gay or somat
>>221381975>conspiracy theories about the ... Titan submersible implosionwhat can you even make up for this one
>>221381159>Glenryck? All I see nowadays is there sardines
>>221381975all objective facts
teaching bitches how to swim
One day I want to try one of those roman baths with the olive oil and the sickle
rorke just in a right fucking state
>>221382026the cronem made it pop
>>221382007can hear the fat in his voice
>>221381584I'm still confused about thiscan old women not get pregnant anymore? why not
>>221381975Not seeing a word of a lie here
bonnie blue, whatever happened there?
deep state is fucking seething about Farage and Reform
>>221382026That fat rich brown kid knew too much
rorke swelling up and turning purple
>>221382026The fact the US Navy literally had the technology to detect the implosion and just pretended they didn't until the wreckage was found
Don’t know anything about the WelshWhat are they like? Are Welsh women as pretty as Catherine Zeta Jones?
>>221382032Strigil have always wanted to experience a spa that was modeled after Greco-Roman bathsIdeally with sex slaves tooI imagine it leaves your skin a bit greasy and that Romans probably still smelled pretty ripe
well that was disappointing
If they could make heelys respectable for middle aged men who make women uncomfortable at the shopping mall to wear, I'd switch to heelys
>>221382007
hey lads I want you to meet my girlfriend lilith (its literally just a bloke)
>>221382064Mad how her moment in the spotlight was because of Australia's paradoxical puritanism
thurrr thacked twanny
>>221382068Farage and Reform ARE deep state you mongHe's containmentWe'd be more like Europe with actual right-wing parties with power by now if not for him strangling the life out of any right-wing nationalist movement
>>221382099me if et or paul landed in my ends
>>221382064shes going on tour soon
playing skyrim on my switch
wits that pineapple chimp dain wae baked jobbies
There is too much porn on the internet. Like there are subreddits for every niche fetish and it's fucking up society
>>221382014
>>221382007an angel cried
drinking locally produced cider
>>221382114Do men who date trans women still pretend they’re straight
farage doesn't have what it takes to save this realm and WE ALL KNOW IT
>>221382157can't call em that no more mate
>>221381975whats the theory with the Titan?
wonder how many eggs taytay has left
>>221382162I blame the internet for my smegma fetish, just wouldn't happen 20 years ago
I dated an ftm trans man once
>>221382166corr pics??
kill dogs
anime is for pedophiles
>>221382199enough for her to father my child
>>221382183yes lad we already know that the ex banker isn't working in our interests, thanks
>>221382187sorry *bromeliaceae homo nigrum
going in the shower in a minute. just need to work out how i can put on shower gel without washing it off
>>221382222He was a commodity trader not a banker
>>221382207Did you have to roleplay being gay with them
>>221382237same jewish nonsense
>>221382207How was that? When they're just women with a title change, that sounds nice. Prefer no make up and straightforwardness and when they take complete control because I'm incompetent.
gdfjdngfdkgdfgdkjgndfkjndgf
>>221382234apply it like lotion after the fact
>>221382282where abouts in wales is that?
>>221382282ktim
>>221382243yeah I had to pretend to not like his/her chebs and I wasn't allowed to touch themthink she/he has detransitioned now>>221382269personality wise it was nice but I couldn't take the no sex no touching my tits no touching my vag thing again
shartetaOUT still, horrid fucking game
just done the business
No, "gdfjdngfdkgdfgdkjgndfkjndgf" does not appear to be the actual musical notes associated with Jordan Gray’s piano performance on Channel 4's Friday Night Live in 2022.
>>221382301they dont beat CP playing like that. might not even beat Burnley
imagine being so retarded you don't understand how to shower
>>221382301Ungrateful scrote
>>221382303the deed?
>>221382300Think 80%+ of them are autistic these days
>>221382314she cockmogs memy cock couldnt even reach the black keys
I think it's safe to say that Taylor Swift would not be a fun momStill reckon it'll be funny if Katy Perry has a geriatric pregnancy with Justin Trudeau's kid and she has to have it in HMP Wentworth after getting sent down for teabagging Ruby Rose
>>221382345roar he is an anteater
anyone watching el clasico?
>>221382362the classicwe speak english here
>>221382341tbc
Obi-Wank Anobby
>>221382346oh he absolutely wasI wouldn't do it again though now that I am used to normal girls where you can actually have sex with them
bet carly rae jepsen is a fun mumwish she were mine
On a standard piano, the white keys extend approximately 50 mm (about 2 inches) from the edge of the keyboard (the front of the key) before they reach the start of the black keys.
E is to the left of the two black keys
>>221382390ok
>>221382345*twists his nose off*got your nose haha!
want to go to south korea
bored might buy some random stuff off temu
>>221382410that's c
>>221382415needs a bradley
>>221382437fuck
>>221382415
>>221382435stop funding the CCP
there's too much salt in my bhuna
ive got about 110k saved and still too jewish to buy stuff i want like an ereader
>>221382007salad fingers cameo
i wanked to theresa may once
>>221382435>australian financially supporting chinachecks out
>>221382332fuck him, his first trophies were carried by auba and saka. and he trashed auba for staying with his sick mother>>221382325CP have a final 3 days later, we're grinding 1-0 wins in the 80th+ minute to the title
Rorke thinking it's over but not using the power of his white privelege
>>221382480why did you do that
>>221382462garn lad treat yourself x
rightnew thread time isn't it?
>>221378331>>221378331>>221378331
mihai..... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
leftypol crying about white privilege as he gets stabbed to death by an illegal immigrant
>>221382497but what if i lose my job and cant find another one and have to live off savings
>>221382379Wonder if a gungan ever laid an egg for him. Maybe that's why he isolated himself on the sand planet, had nothing to do with Luke. Could be something.
>>221382519thats so leftypol what is he like
>Mum died in front of daughter after head got stuck in rocks when tide was rising
atletico of premier league we'll stick with shartea for a decade past his expiry date. for the love of God barca save us. take him off our hands
Where am I
>>221382521don't worry about it kitten
>>221382538screaming
no no, ha, no, that's the old threadi know you can do it, the new thread, NEW, make a NEW thread
>>221382540sorry lad but here at barcelona fc we don't aspire to play like stoke city
>>221382538I was just about to post this
New4cham.com/brit
>>221382601yeah?
>>221382538Looooool
*taps the post count impatiently*
>4cham
>>221382553ok :)yay :)
We don't need a new until page 9 anyway
now come on, really concentrate herenewthreadnew threadmake new threadyou see? makenewthreadmake new thread i know you've got it in you
>>221382629we don't need a new period it's time we all went out and found gf's and got jobs
*establishing shot of Mousey's flat**Imperial March plays*
>>221382648nah sack that
I guess you could say im blessed i exclaim smugly as i unfurl my micro penis
shoving a handful of worms up rorkes ARSE
SoThis is itThe last /brit/*watches the tide approach through the rocks*
>>221382648make me
I ate the new
make the cunting new
>>221382687>>221382687>>221382687
>>221382689suit up boys and load the shrink-ray, we'll have to go in
This is a joke.
dogshit edish, hope you're all happy now
>>221382735im never happyim always happy when im with you
