WMAF edition
>>221394067i crush them both with rock
odd edition
grim
>>221394067genuinely think i'd rather shag that twink than her and i do have a bit of yellow fever to me
>>221394085polar temps. madness
why is he so redlooks like he's just done some vigorous cardio
my favorite board sucks right now so I'm here to waste time.
i feel my rage coming through....grrrrr....*starts to transform*
>>221394124her looksmatch is a rice farmer in vietnam
>>221394128*smirks, chuckles, swishes my cape*So... now things are getting interesting. Let's see what you've got...
>>221394128type shit rorke would do in school before bellowing out a wolf howl
why is life so unfair senpai
>>221394167go to india and complain to people there about how life is unfair for you and see how they react.
>>221394124She gets porked by BBCs on onlyfans btw
>>221394167we are born to suffer
>>221394124her face looks like a foot
>>221394128>>221394161I did this.
never got the race obsession who cares what races of people are shagging
>>221394224little incel fellas
>>221394268she looks unhygienic
Oh noI remember someone on Brit posting about him on Thursday
Racist Gregg's
>>221394303they gonna suspend that tranny who made it it too
>>221394067I love azns <3
Got the 80's country on https://youtu.be/26F3iZYbLNI
>>221394414wrong link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXwRDsXCF-w
remember marouane fellaini
>>221394426yeah he looked like Sideshow Bob
me haffi poo
*squirms and wriggles*
wagwan
this beautiful creature must die... this beautiful creature must dieeeea death for my pizzacos pep on my pizza is yummers
>>221394476eggwuh
remember the ting tings?I always thought they were brother and sister but they were actually a teenage girl and her much older manager who ended up marrying her
rorke has passed away
right well that's a corpse
>>221394501THEY CALL ME HELLTHEY CALL ME STACYTHEY CALL ME HERTHEY CALL ME JANETHATS NOT MY NAMETHATS NOT MY NAME
wots her name... applejack?
going to bed
it looms
are you team lion or team tiger?
>>221394502Rest in pokemon king
>>221394607tigers mog
the gay porn west
>>221394607team nigger
>>221394694s
i've genuinely got no internal monologueit's just vibes
my internal monologue died of cringe and now I'm freeee
i've got an external monologue
listening to stress by justicethe french are good at beeping
my legs are tired for no reason
umm rorke why did you invited me this abandoned church at exactly midnight...and where's your pa-pa-pa-pants!?
I get n-nervous when it gets q-quiet in bret
I believe in Jesus Christ, that He rose from the dead and that.
it pie day
>>221394813It's time for your holey communion my son.
Might move to Poland and change my name to Staczycwyczycz
>>221394185>he has to bring up india to make me feel better about my lifeit’s truly over….
*Violently bursts open the door to the /birt/ and swings one foot in (THUD) and then the other (THUD) with my arms akimbo I say in an affectionately boisterous bellow:*"RRRRIIIIIIGHTTT THEN! SO THIS IS THE NEW HUH!?" *DTFIC is absolutely LOVING IT and rushes over with his tongue flailing out of his mouth to unzip my trousers and nosh my knob right then and there in front of the whole thread*And that ladies and gentlemen, is how an absolute ledge makes an entrance.
>>221394883Absolute legend lad
Just heard a scary noise
>>221394897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwtZCzrAlO0
opioid constipation toil looms
>>221394918https://youtu.be/fA92WepJdPQ?si=Ue0BTXwnbUhCVh52
not even summer and i'm already sick of it
>>221395006Life? Yh me tooEveryday I pray I die in my sleep but everyday I wake up again
crazy how there hasn't been a quality tv show since breaking bad
I don't watch tv or movies or play vidya anymore. Can't be arsed.
JOHN FASHANU
>>221395099peak Bowie look like Leon from RE4
not all rapists wear a cape
keep waking up in the morning with a boner, what am I supposed to do with this when I have no gf it's like my own body is mocking me
>>221395059they do have some fertile soil in the arab lands tho
>>221395126tug your winky
>>221394799shame they never quite captured the magic of the first album
off to toil in circa five minutes
>>221394067wmaf couples are the only couples ive seen where the woman convincingly genuinely appears to love the man not even being ironic
>>221395126You're not supposed to shag your girlfriend you have to wait until marriage, clearly haven't been reading your binble. Diego needs to get in here and proselyte harder
every hapa girl i ever met has been nice and not retarded
>>221395059the nile delta is probably the single most fertile crop growing region in the worldtwo harvests a year!
>>221395147not horny in the slightest so it's more an inconvenience than anything
>>221395175just do it
imagine if we were all just lads out on the town
>>221395170can't get past that hideous mouth piercing
kunley is a pinkpanthress fanhttps://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/2048489064014258383?s=20
>>221395190I dislike those along with and nose piercing especially that cattle one, so many gyaldem have it nowadays
got Dadstein coming over around 12ish so should probably hide the weed and clean the kitchen
you lot off to work then yeah?
>>221395192whoactually never mind dont care
>>221395222No don’t have a jobNever had a job
>>221395205I don't mind a side nose ring but yeah the cattle one just looks ugly, a fit girl at work got one of those and ruined herself
>>221395222not until next Tues aha x
>>221395228above it all are you yeah?
Grim
>>221395273yes exactly twitterers are beneath me
>>221395278gotta pump those numbers up10k is the bare minimum for me
leftover curry for 'kfast
>>221395300This country would be a utopia if he had become PM
when do ye start melting down the nigerian lads?
>>221395286twitter is good when you follow decent accounts and block engagement bait but yeah completely understand abstaining x
>>221395291Aside from my own laziness, I largely blame toil for my sedentary lifestyle
remember when everyone was obsessed with making sourdough for like a week
>>221395300
>>221395308Never ever post anything of the sort in future.
>>221395332that's fair. I deliberately avoided getting an office/desk job for that reason, for me toil IS the source of my steps
it was supposed to be corbyn v. faragethe british election for the ages
>>221395362Jez would’ve wiped the floor with farridge
haven't messaged her for 17 days now, wonder if she misses me
Need sumpt to eat. I'm famished.
I mean this question sincerely, how does rorke explain how savagely corbyn got treated by the press?
made a /brit/ style post in a thread that wasn't /brit/ and just closed the tab in shame
Apparently I've been told I'm quite a good brat tamer. Didn't even know what this meant but I'll take it
>>221395395Are you serious?
>>221395341these can’t be real people
Karl Marx's wife's maiden name was West Fallen
>>221395413yh
right get the covfee brewed
>>221395461Remember when stellaris dropped a star system called they and the maga people pissed and moaned about it kek
Sleeptoil looms...
get the pengest munch on
>>221395445British media reamed Corbyn based upon his lack of support for Israel. Your media is controlled by jewish finance, and has been for many years. Just look into who Robert Maxwell was for proof.
Australia bros...
>>221395496she cute but she also clearly knows she's cute which sharply reduces the overall cuteness
>>221395512ah ofc
bradley poo rapist walsh
>>221395395Most people hate communism, most people hate people that support the destruction of the UK, most people hate people that support terrorists that attacked UK. He came across and completely naive and living in a london liberal bubble nothing in common with the northern working class he supposedly wanted to help
It's why Labour and British media hates George Galloway, and let him be physically assaulted by some mossad scum in his own country. Galloway is as pro-Islamic immigration as the good Rabbis are in all of your synagogues. So why was he ostracized from politics? Because he's not a Zionist.
>>221395395the israelites
>>221395552Hes anti American too
need to trim the tache, keeps interfering with beverages
>>221395563In what way?
America is no longer the land of opportunity. Suffering is constant and there is no point in hard work. You earn nothing, and can spend what you do earn on nothing.Is England better? I am 1/8th English.
>>221395574Constant criticism of them
didnt die in my sleep again last night
I wouldn't go back in time to kill young Hitler, I'd show him this image instead
>>221395563Who isn't?
>>221395588His criticisms of US foreign policy were proven prescient. For example when he testified before Congress regarding the erroneous US claims that Saddam Hussein had nuclear weapons and was an ally to Al Qaeda. It was all rubbish. Galloway was right about that topic. He's not a liar I'll give him that.
>>221395601I would dress up as Anne Frank and give him the best blowie of his lifeLet's see him be antisemitic after that
No one will believe me now but Britain never used to be this political, it certainly never used to be this extreme. Politics was more like an anorak hobby (most Brits were totally apolitical) and you certainly wouldnt wish death on someone for being a tory or voting labourReckon 2016mong was onto something
>>221395611>It was all rubbish*rrrrrrrubbish
>>221395618Did you miss the part in Mein Kampf where Hitler breaks down over the fact he was brutally raped by a tranny dressed as a schoolgirl just before WW1?
If only you'd put aside the rhetoric
>>221395639That's not in my copy, Doc!
Not on the toil today, ladsThought to myself, what would a normal, fully functional adult do on a day like today?And then it hit me, buy a nintendo and play the mario games on the bus with noi headphonesSo that's the plan today for Canslad
>>221395629the far right vs far left thing isn't even political really, that's all it really is just far rights and lefties reeeeeeing at each other
>>221395657>he's reading the censored edition
>go into a forum>see people arguing or making some point>replying 'this is the dumbest thing i've read'>leave
>>221395650this happened to me yesterday, someone kept ringing the bell and I wasn't expecting a package or any visitors so I freaked out and didn't answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcsr1R3nLKwthe band Red is really fucken underrated, bros
>>221395657Check again, I saw your idea and went and did it myself, now history has been rewritten
>>221395629thats nice 2016mong
Brits must learn the power of the Jewish race
>>221395686You'd think time travelers would realize that raping Hitler does not cure him of his sense of loss over the collapse of Austro-Hungary, but oh well.
>>221395685never heard of them lol
summers over lads
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wilbTzjXOaI
sipping a coffee and getting +5 hpgoing to the toilet and my health bar plummets and i start seeing red
>>221395735good, sick to bastard death of the sun already
i want to be like the man in perfect days
at toil nice and earlyx
>>221395759Are all Britishers vampires?
>>221395785yes >:3 i vaaant to suuuuck your coooock mwahaha x
>>221395774And what do you toil at, earlytoillad?
>>221395803
this ain't it
>>221395837rorkes willy hehehehe
another day in the machine
>>221395837he just means himself like 'i used to collect big mushrooms'
>watch porn>dick envy returnsWhat sort of merciful God would curse me with a shit personality and a small cock? Just not on is it
>>221395866how big is your willy
>>221395866just watch jap porn then, they've all got small willers
just woke up and the diet starts now
sorry guys, no motivating morning message from me today. not up to it x
>>221395876treat yourself to a bit of cake
>>221395874and they're all blurry
>>221393322>>221393322>>221393322
>>221395729case in point
right well
are you really meant to brush your teeth for 3 minutes because i be brushing them for like 30 seconds xD
>>221395909wrong flag in the op people often make this mistake
>>2213958715.5inch and thin as an anorexic's forearm
>>221395930>seething polemany such cases
>>221394076:)
>>221395951odd response
everyone straight til they get they bussy hit by a thick nigga
had multiple dreams last night. all stressful
>>221395965yeah?
>>221395909Problem with the British is they have London innit? Have to fucking travel there if I want a decent fucking sausage rollWankers keeping that thereShould invade Ireland or something, share their sausage rolls.>>221395951I like the Polish. Their sadhbhs have massive chebs
>>221395922no it's actually 2 minutes according to my AI electric toothbrush which tells me when to stop
Got the opposite problem meCan't stand pathetic semihard little willards because I want to imagine having a blockbuster erection
think after taking omeprazole for like 5 years my bones are all brittle. ive hurt my hip just sleeping on my hard mattress.
Video social media has really done a number on the normies, it's like they've no immunity
they should make a working mans railcard
>>221396015immunity to what
>>221396016They did, it's got 4 wheels and runs on petrol
>>221395986why do the irish look towards britain as soon as they turn 18
>>221396029youve got no fucking idea do you
>>221396029So tell me about the system, I am getting replies on 4chan which means I am ok in the first place and so in the system. Fucking electricity. Come on now! This is bigger.
>>221396020The internet, don't think it grabs us weirdos the same because we're already addicted to shite like 4chan
I am Fares Metwally Mohammed Metwally and my ethnicity is full Irish and my haplogroup is R1b.
>>221395808prefer not to say
>>221396030Same reason the Kiwis move to Australia, in your teens and early 20s you want to move to the big country and live that high life. But that gets boring and expensive, so when you want to settle down they return to the homeland
In addition.
Buying a fan while it's 11c to get ahead of the rush, feels a bit silly when I've got the heating on thoughbeit
>>221396030Easy bints that love an Irish schlongin
>>221396030NI is British, ladThey would rather stay in Britain than go down South I imagine>>221396046You're not one of those lads who is a lad, lad?
>>221396080more of a fellax
>>221395950could be worse apparently epsteins willy was about the size and shape of an egg
>>221396080>NI is British, ladReform is going to rename it Ulster as a ceremonial start to their shitshow of a government
poshos outside my window going RAH RAH RAH
>>221396075very savvy this, not letting big fan rip you off
>>221396090Yeah but he was a charming motherfucker, it's the combination of poor personality and penis that is unfair, it means I have nothing to build a foundation on
Thoughts on this OC I created>Name: Kade "Spike" Smith>Goal: To become a skateboarding legend I know it's AI slop but still
Fucking hell, mate.
>>221396090getting penis envy at this
>>221396105well no one knows about your willy til youre sexing them so its no problem
>>221396107>OC I created>I created>AIYou didn't creat anything saar
>>221396107VERY fuckable
Boom the skin...
Jeffrey Eggstein
tbf if i was born in bumfuck ireland or wales id move to london for uni and live the bohemian life on the taxpayer dime for a few years
it would be very easy for one of the lads to change their middle name to Rorke by deed poll
>>221396107dismal. sort of rubbish you'd expect to see from a 10 year old
We should do an influencer house but its the rorke house
Rare fish died in Finland
Rorke suing every rorkeposter for unauthorised use of a registered trademark
>>221396162it is 2:30PM and the Rorkes are still asleep
I'm guilty of affray
>>221396009Bruce spotted on outer int
it's pimms weather
>>221396165That's a mammal you doofus
>>221396165F
ive got boringwankeritis
should I move to london and get some shit job at a mall
Made the mistake of talking about my feelings at the weekend ladsDO NOT do this
>>221396188You can sell kebabies at the halal mall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P7z-GAQQ0g
>>221396188thats something any indian or pakistani can do. you should do something uniquely american like buy a rifle and go into the woods to camp and kill deer and fish and eat flesh cooked over fire for a few days
I want to become so based that Britain or Australia bans me.
>>221396094much cooler sounding name 2bh
>>221396216I guess I could do thatwhat gun should I buy? I'd be willing to spend like $500 max. Also what state has the cheapest hunting tags
doing quite the poo
>28 years old>never had a real job how the fuck do I fix my life? god this sucks
>>221396218(and by based he means antisemitic)
itsa me! Māorio
>>221396263Join the armed forces
Do you fart while listening to Elgar? Something about his music brings the flatulence out.
>>221396263Get started now lad. I had my first work experience by 14. You really don't want to be 30 faced with having to enter the workforce for the first time.
If I was a pretty girl instead of a man in his 30s with a hairy back and a small knob would you still love me?
Nyah! I'm Whiteluigi!
I'm not going back to toil manI WON'T GO BACK MAN! *dives out of a window*
>>221396245how am i supposed to know i live in a hovel with no woods for miles and at the nearest campsite you cant even have a fire
*pulls back my foreskin and starts panicking that it'll get stuck* alri lads?
interesting developments in my mind
*bangs some scarn in the air fryer* alri lads?
>>221396294https://youtube.com/watch?v=5lq_p1Cc8TA
>scarn
*panics about the amount of hair in the drain after washing my hair* alri?
>>221396263Canslad was 28 at his first jobNice little thing called a ce scheme that entitled me to lie my fat pale arse off about what I really did
>>221396345scarn
scarn cunts
*australian accent* scarn on?
think toilberg pulled off a masterstroke by making Monday a wfh day, it just lulls you into a full working week like
*slowly walks across the thread carrying an enormous pane of glass*
>>221396393yiss bro
>>221396165This is the biggest tragedy since the death of Cock Bärs
Got a boxing match next week and need to pick a walk on songAny ideas?
I've officially turned gay again. Who needs a bummin?
>>221396422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdqU6Erw3kk#t=29s
too tired to take a shit tonight. Will just do it tomorrow
the guardian really wants farage in powerthere is no other explanation for them lying about this mandelson shit
>>221396422https://youtu.be/FD6QLZmANAo?si=T0EowZl2BL2MYgKA
>>221396293No
>>221396297Get started with what
I take 2-3 shits per day no exceptions
oh no don't bum me aaaah don't cum in my arse
officially wanking my cock with council consent
>>221396421made the mistake of googling thistargeted ads finna be on a mad one
yt keeps recommending me asmr videos from latin american slags with massive deformed arses
>>221396466*bums you**cums in your arse*
my dad's a (retired) bricklayer who is in to history and has always liked films and even watches artier stuff despite having a very typical working class footy fan personalityhe watched Amadeus when it came out and loved it and has been into Mozart ever since
>>221396461Start applying for jobs. Take any job you can, even McDonald's.
it's upsetting to say the least
>>221396502ever sucked him off
>>221396515Yep
>>221396502ever been shagged by him?
>>221396445>>221396457
>>221396515>>221396529*sigh*
>>221396502My family is very similar, blue collar working class but don't fit in with others from our class because we were reading literature and watching classic films and listening to jazz and classical growing up. Sucks that i didn't make it into the upper classes though.
>>221396502not very artsy to be honest
Brer Rabbit having Brer Fox's "tar baby" (frosted turds)
twerking class family
>>221396563I deliberately said 'artier' not 'arty', as in artier than average.
leftypol kissing his dad on the lips
How many of you are actually from privilege?
pinkpanthress is very 00s coded
>>221396587my grandad is a duke
>>221396595pinkpanthress is everything good about the modern UK she makes me proud to be british
>>221396608>>221396608>>221396608
>>221396604duke of what?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2HZtZ1Jzjmc
