fatty

rubbing medicinal tonics on my scrotal sack

I'm still gay someone else ride my weenie rollercoaster now

really didn't have to witness this 'rose

>>221396638
what

>>221396587

i'm nouveau riche
grew up relatively poor but we're rich now
family has about 20 million in assets. i have about 1 million in assets

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>>221396608
fat yank slag

Now that the right is getting more popular I think I'll just become leftypol out of sheer contrarianism.

Pinkpantheress is a mulatto posho who's only famous because of nepotism

How does this make you proud to be British?

>>221396641
bri ish rose, oyrish rose, english rose, scotish, I dunno. Albion foids are referred to as roses, as a gag you see

>>221396652
Hey bravo lad. Any advice on how to get rich?

>>221396658
bore off rorke everyone loves pinkpantheress

archive2js82nc91msn0283nc92msn1028nc92msn1028nc92msn102.onion/uploads/file_dump/20190810.mp4

peng

>>221396661
oh yes i see thanks

>>221396667
Curly haired ethnically ambiguous zoomers love pink pantheress

>>221396669
how do i set up a virtual machine to check this

>>221396669
yeah I don't think I'll be clicking that one

Why doesn't Northern Ireland have a cool animal mascot. We have lions, unicorns and dragons but they have what?

>>221396663
hard work and thrift but also:

debt
tax avoidance
fleecing others

*leans back in my chair with a loud creak*

being put in australian jail for being anti semetic because they them typa niggas

>>221396712
we dont even have a flag and if we had a national animal it would be the XL bully

>>221396712
widespread poverty

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need to kill myself

>>221396587
Usual intergenerational Rake's Progress here
Grandparents were honest working folk who lived through the War
Parents were boomers who went to uni and got good jobs
I went to uni and got a shit job
Now my nieces and nephews all want to do a trade

listening to pink floyd, or as i call them, 'the floyd'

>>221396735
when's the next bennies payday?

>>221396735
couldn't be me

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grand rising :)

>>221396669
Might check this one on tor,lad

Mind telling me if I need 7 proxies too?

I told you they were planning a another pandemic within five years
I also told you that the first was deliberately mishandled and ineffective in order to trick the sceptical into being more obstinate when the real one comes around... now it's here and we're all going to die...

>>221396749
Brown Floyd

>>221396782
no you didnt be quiet

>>221396752
Funny enough I don’t claim and never have. Too scared to go to the job centre
>>221396755
I’m glad

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>>221396782
It's all very eerily familiar

>>221396749
let me guess: "Sheep"?

battering rorkes head with a wood club until he dies

niggas be over 100kg worrying about the plandemic. nigga u is dying eating that ben and jeerys fuck u mean

hope this new pandemic causes widespread death across all demographics unlike the last one which only picked off a few fatties and boomers

notice how ziedy's mascot is always usually a mixed race unmasculine looking neek, like the politician he sometimes spams too
don't know the significance of it, but it has been noted

>>221396808
right album, but listening to 'dogs'. well done

only 37 cases, seems like a nowtbarm. Covid was thousands of cases per day.

haha charade you arse

I
Have
Become
Comfortably
Bummed

>>221396828
are we getting lockdown kino again

WHO WUS DREGGED DEWN BY THE STEWN

Taking a performative shit

>>221396829
he likes the light skin niggas mmhmmm

>>221396867
hope so, had a whale of a time in the last one just sat around getting stoned and listening to music

turns out... dadbergs music taste kinda ate and left no crumbs

should i watch the mario movie or is it jewish propaganda

>>221396893
Hope an infected rat pisses in your stash and you die horribly

i loved the first pandemic because i was living with exgfberg who sucked the soul out of me daily and landlordberg but a rent freeze on because we couldn't get more tenants to move in.

>>221396864
got a hot arse have you

>>221396900
>movie
>anything other than jewish propaganda

>>221396864
.___.

*climbs into my invisible car and drives away*

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*angry pig noises*

>>221396915
was she a warlock

I LOVE THE BLUES
THEY TELL MY STORY
IF YOU DON'T FEEL IT YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND

Mad how Lily Savage became the dog feller

>>221396955
i have the blues due to migration from the third world

>>221396952
of sorts. long natural red hair and a fat arse made for shagging. left me for another man as they all seem to do eventually *shrugs*

>>221396955
I feel like you were a really annoying child, and that didn't change in adulthood.

>>221396952
*pushes glasses up nose and sniffs loudly*
ummm actually a warlock is a male version of a witch. you surely mean 'was she a witch'

>>221396952
are you a nerd

any gay man with suckable cocks in?

>>221396964
him and Dame Edna are the only troons I have any respect for

Oh fuck it’s that fucking zip Furio.

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… woke up early … wearing my excellent glasses watching live NBA playoffs on sky sports + on my tv via sky stream in home …

>>221396987
should i pulverize you should i execute you should i waterboard you should smite you should i i take your life should i take your soul

rorke sucking the soul out of pakis in a warlock way

>>221396971
>left me for another man
why do you think that keeps happening to you.

never had a dream come true till the day that i found you even though i pretend that i've moved on you'll always be my i never found the words to say you're the one i think about each day

>>221396997
NO EVENTS TODAY
NO EVENTS TOMORROW
NO EVENTS EVER

>>221396998
don't do any of those ;_;

Won £60 on Congo cash XL yesterday so get in there de lads

>>221396982
what's a wizard then

>>221397003
not sure, sorry mate

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… I’d better be happy with the bracelet - because it’s near impossible to get a single link out ! … wearing my excellent glasses watching live NBA playoffs on sky sports + on my tv via sky stream in home …

>>221397029
advertising

>>221397032
think they do fire explosions and lightning and stuff

>>221397039
cool watch ngl

>>221396972
der twatwaffensheissegiben

>>221397034
well they probably made the right choice lets be honest

>>221396997
>No events today
Poor guy. I know that's every day for him

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… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching dp tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …

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she got hidden disability (ADHD) she need to skip the airport queue and she need full PIP

>>221397063
don't disagree or lament them leaving. Their lives innit *shrugs*

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… doing the revitive thing … wearing my excellent glasses watching dp tour golf on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …

>>221397039
reckon he cringes at all the naked public spunking craziness? or he is mousenonce level mentally ill and refuses to acknowledge any of it

Whiffs of poo from the oneitis' Biology class chair

>>221397084
this faux-apathy is probably why they ditched you

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watching a cute girl shoot guns on youtube and for some reason shes got the entire army behind her in this one

>>221397083
Love the shows where you've got the cute stacey and then she opens her mouth and starts sperging on about how she used to bite the other kids in class

my driving instructor is so horrible and patronising but I have to keep going because I paid for a 10 hours up front and only done 2 hours

>>221397111
I really do feel apathetic, I mean at the time, sure I was upset but with time I can look back and wish them well. I respect everyone's autonomy and hope they're happy:)

>>221397039
I always thought the Mickey watch was tuff

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Flying high lads. I'm such a good boy.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

ooh look at me i've got a disability

>>221397113
probably like the mythbusters where they used gatling guns and had to have supervision

I actually don’t love my gf but can’t be bothered to split up with her. Want a thicker piece with a fat arse and large tits. Might find another

>>221396669
John McAfee's spirit is screaming into my face as I look at this link

>>221397165
how did it come to be that you're in a relationship with a woman you don't love?

>>221397143
my credit score is garbage because i went 15 years without using a credit card
>>221397147
what's the matter

think I got a tiny blind spot off to the side of my center of view in the left eye might be an early sign of retinal detachment

>>221397184
>garbage
FOY

ran an indian family off the road in my toyota hilux earlier, they filmed me and im worried im gonna be on the news

>>221397168
Didn't he go crazy on bathsalts and murder a drug dealer in the Belize jungle?

I was shnoring last night.
Had the mouth tape and nasal strips applied.
Magnesium down the hatch.
A chamomile tea.
A cold room.

the mickey mouse watch was made of welded ignimbrite?

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>>221397211

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that elbow was deliberate

you ever see people who are just SO fat and it makes you angry

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>>221397143
it's all pointless

>>221397211
Kek

raping rorke in his urethra. his urorkethra so to speak

Defecating on myself whilst watching pga tour golf via sky

>>221397239
You will do no such thing. Sit and behave Geoffrey or I'm taking away your Bad Dragon.

I don’t even have a credit report

mad how much lamer white nationalism is in real life then in the film american history x

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>>221397266
Breh. He's built like mr bean

>>221397275
corr spaff

crazy how some of you actually voted for restore

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>M

>>221397295
enough of the politics talk cody, go to bed

can't smoke weed any more cause when I'm high all I do is sit there and think about her

>>221397282
They probably used a body double for the sex scene, a real woman. Trannies have no ass man

just done a profound fart

>>221397327
:/

>>221397295
I did. Now what of it

not in a good mood, lads

>>221397362
oh well. cheer up i suppose

rich people be like ima buy a light aircraft and crash it

weekend

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>>221397371

>>221397186
let me guess it's the dogs' fault

>>221397334
corr spaff 2: the return of the spaff

youre a nasty stinky boy rorke

Gail from Coronation Street sex arse

>>221397362
low carb diets do that
stop listening to jews

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>>221397403
HOWL

there's a man who comes to my work every month just to change the doormat. i wonder if that's his whole job, going around changing doormats

go on sir keir

>>221397436
a modern classic

if you were on a plane and there was an emergency on the runway and everyone had to exit via the big slides, what would you grab from your bag to take with you?

obviously you're not meant to take anything but in reality you've gotta take something, might as well stuff your gameboy or whatever into your pocket

wondering which one of the brothers to blame

We're re-joining the EU

i eat greek yoghurt with every meal
im a yoghurt male

>>221397201
Something like that

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simply have to move to america, its where i belong

hm

>>221397495
right then

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>>221397499
Which part?

ok then

>>221397512
Ah my Royals.

>>221397512
I'd suck that down no problems

>>221397512
Mississippi

>>221397512
>9 small beers
Fine
>9 plain dry ass hotdogs
Doable but deeply grim
What's the other 9?

mentally ill tranny chasers will look at that and think 'corrr'

>>221397533
the buns

>>221397482
are we? x

>Starmer insists he won't quit, despite calls from MPs to resign

How is he so based?

Renationalising British Steel
Rejoining the EU
Erasing student loans
Stronger. Fairer.

>>221397533
probably 9 minutes

>>221396976
To some, sure.

>>221397512
>the american pint

>>221397512
nine glizzies no sauce? shieeeed

>>221397542
Why would he quit and relegate himself to the life of Liz Truss but worse

>>221397512
midwest/mountain states. would like to be in nyc so i can be close to my knicks, but im from london and ive come to despise global centres, so im heading west

>Starmer: Brexit made us poorer, weaker

GWARRRRNNN Keir yes, tear Rorke’s fucking eyeballs out, use your nails lad go on

>>221397540
That's a ripoff if so, the bun is an integral part of the hotdog

>>221397545
Might struggle with all that bread and no sauce

>>221397533
9 innings

>>221397531
Kansas City, hence KC

>>221397543
yes! this!

>>221397569
Oooh, so it's one beer and hotdog per inning then? That's easily doable

just another sad old man all alone dying of cancer

>>221397579
he's smoking skunk lol

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>>221397579
howling

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Suki sniz for me it is

>>221397581
ktim in 40 years

please rape me christa deguchi please

>>221397563
You looking for a work visa? What industry?

we love the orientals here don't we

>>221397591
He's going way over the ham limit!

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>>221397612

>>221397622
God she's bland

world cup starts a month from today

>>221397639
id still eat her shit though

>>221397595
too big

Police outside my window oh heavens me... wait i live in a shithole and that's every night here nvm lolf

flailing around in the incel dimension

>>221397647
She's angling it to look bigger than it really is

what you gonna do with all that ass all that ass inside them jeans

how do you pronounce "leftypol"

Interesting thread I stumbled upon..
>>221393716

>>221397711
remember when one lad thought it was the new and started posting in it

rubbing my green clitoris

>Mum died in front of daughter after head got stuck in rocks when tide was rising

>>221397711
Are the the dullest people on this board? The same old pic for 6 years lol wtf

>>221397740
stuttering prick

>>221397730
the daughter was probably mixed race who cares

Bore off rorke i've 'ad it with your corrubations

>>221397758
*shoots you*

>Coastguard 'waited as tide submerged mum trapped in rocks as they had no PPE'

Alive to digest.

My brother owns 26 guns lol

Construction.

>>221397790
Is 'number of guns owned' a common status indicator in your country?

>>221397790
How big is his willy?

not a vegan or vegetarian but im taking the tofu pill
very cheap and easy to make

>>221397812
chicken is cheaper

>>221397790
he ever shag you?

hi lads morning how's it x

>>221397790
why? can't use them all at the same time. unless he's got 26 arms. has he?

drop of poo water flew up behind my bum up a gap in my shirt and onto my back, it not right

>>221397819
Wrong

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>>221397825
morning lad

still seeing off the back end of this cold / hantavirus but I shall be back to full power later in the week I assume x

lost my fourth skin

went through the 4chan captcha gauntlet in order to verify my email address

>>221397819
yes but the prep process is annoying and you get sick of chicken after eating it literally everyday like myself
cannot stand having slimy hands or making sure it's not red on the inside

I was born to live free.

>>221397825
meh, nothings happening. hows yourself

i've got a cold as well. but now you mention it, it could be the hanty v

>>221397842
ay sounds grand x

>>221397855
nothing to say here, just /brit/posting with the boys x

>>221397850
right so you're just a poof then

>>221397711
entire thread is just one dude spamming chinky bitches, i can see why brits would like it

>>221397884
hope this is the ending of dune 3

>>221397790
Wow bet he's a really tough guy and doesn't have a minute willy

>>221397879
why because despite doing it daily i get annoyed by prep of meat? weird cunt

>>221397884
Euphoria isn't what I expected

Might move to North Sentinel Island

>>221397912
poofter

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>>221397917
Jacob Elordi's character is the only compelling one.

>See people all weekend
>Totally sick of it
>Finally get to stay at home and be autistic
>Knock at door
>Answer it
>It's fucking Jehovah's Witnesses
Aaaagggjjj fuck off I don't care about your gay beliefs I just want to rot in my incel hovel

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>>221397942
Blech

>>221397952
never got one of them, but ive had several african churches from epsom (45 minute drive away) knock on my door and ask if id be interested in attending. im white and i live in an area with like 3 old anglican churches nearby lmao

>>221397941
>>221397941
>>221397941
>>221397941

WE'RE MENTALLY ILL
WE'RE MENTALLY IIIIIIILLLLL
LEFTYPOL FC
WE'RE MENTALLY ILL

>>221397952
I find I only get the Jehovah's knocking when I live in shithole povvo areas. Currently live in such an area and they come round often enough, put stuff through the letter box too.

I don't answer my door unless I have a parcel coming; just want to be left in peace.

>>221396608
Fat cunt

love fluffy cats

Mad how I hated lockdown but at the same time it turned me into someone who hates going outside. Must be one of those reverse psychology things

i have a 40 inch waist

poo scream

Oooo and it's lush
And it's lush
Three times lush
Four times lush
Oooo yeahh it lush de lads

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>Moron tourist brags ‘I don’t care, I’m rich’ after being caught lobbing rocks at endangered sea

so...

>>221398139
we're running out of ocean water are we

>endangered sea

love rice cakes me. they're lush

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>>221398139
They found him and beat his ass. Don't mess with Polynesian folx

>>221398040
mine's 30

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Upotte!!

>>221398166
Big boy!

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take the piss

>>221398177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo

>>221398040
*pokes your belly*
Fat motherfucker aren’t you

wfhtoil effectively over, time to game and do some stuff around the house while 'working' :)

>>221398166
>dumps a mountain of cheese on some slop
>Voila!
Bet this guy shits once a year.

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seasideMARK cake time. Having today’s today’s it’s lush and I mean lush. Dee lads

>>221398139
He got a true native son beatdown afterwards and politicians laughed at him and didn’t punish the dude who beat his shit in

toilfu is panicking because the local starbucks is closed for refurbishment

>>221398215
Mad how in month or two they'll be calling it the warmest spring on record or somesuch

29 years old
28 inch waist
38cm shoulder to shoulder
size 10 shoes

been the same since I was 15

>>221398226
That's pie not cake.

>>221398239
inconceivably based

>>221398215
parliament/the royals shouldve relocated to america once the colonies had been fully established. why they decided to stay on this miserable tiny shit island right next to our continental enemies when they couldve fully settled a whole continent ripe for conquest i will never know

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Burned my shirt with a ciggy didn't i

>>221398240
I hate women so much

>>221398255
Trousers stolen?

>>221398226
and i bet he has tomorrow's today as well the fat cunt

>>221398255
>28 inch waist
twink

>>221398275
looks to be still on fire lad

>>221398255
Yh?

>>221398240
i love women so much

Indian porn can be used to cure addiction

>>221398270
Moving your capital is OP in strategy games

might make another coffee so I might

Got to go to the stupid bloody Tescohen haven't I

insane how punchable black american women's faces are. definitely a good thing I'm not in America otherwise I'd be spending all day punching black women

>>221398336
go M&S

>>221398285
He did in fact have tomorrow's today