>>221399864
first!

I've experienced a lifetime of pooing in 72 hours

neoliberal bull logging in

>>221399534
all these trannards with massive cocks like domrystan and nebula and jaybaesun shag cisgirls on the regular
they don't care they're trannards because their massive cocks make up for it
don't let anyone tell you size doesn't matter

>>221399774
You starting the Reform NIHON branch?
Was a lot of browns and blacks when I last went

Rorke hiding the videos of YouTubers he doesn't like
Leftypol commenting disapprovingly on every video of YouTubers they don't like

>>221399852
we shitpost and have fun while you cunts argue about autistic r9k child rapist drama 24/7

>>221399852
I honestly just consider Australians British in my mind, as much as they might not like that

im gunpy >;(

Haha the incel posted a tranny everybody post 'right well' and 'um' !!

>>221399900
weird

>>221399900
fucking UM

Just googled three people

rumght well

>>221398790
you stupid wanker androids gonna get the same shite implemented
>i-i-i will install a privacy android version
okay enjoy your apps not working until you verify your age anyway. youre a styoopid cunt who installed ubuntu once and now think youre tech literate

>>221399882
Finally taught your mums bf to use the internet?

>>221399937
sc

only way the thread could be worse is if some lad posts a pic of his bum

In recent years, immigration issues have become more prominent in Japan as well.
The trend in Europe is spreading to Japan.
Japan will be in trouble if anti-immigration parties do not gain strength in Europe.
Therefore, I say this loudly: Vote for Reform UK.

>>221399932
what's the verdict?

which brings me to my next point

>>221399936
latvia? i hardly know her!

>>221399936
latvia me crazy!

>>221399936
snapped that timmys ankles

>>221399937
brutalised that freak

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>>221399945
Reverse psychology huh

why do I see someone replying to a flag I have filtered (which is a disgusting tranny justifying why I have them filtered)? is this the same shite as webm data breaking

>>221399949
i just voted for mohammed sharia al-kebab (reform uk) in the local elections
doing my part for a white europe

>>221399959
timmy’s crush

Internet idea: website that just shows you a random /brit/ post with no context

>>221399864
why did he have 2 axes then? was that ever explained?

deeply unfunny thread
grow up

>>221399959
odd looking creature

>>221399975
snorted

thats crazy

>>221399997
gp

timmy using linux all arrogantly until jobcentre sends him a microsoft word file LOL

Doing a heavy poo, in the process of wiping

thinking of buying a mac simply because the hardware on other laptops is so shit

shame i can't replace macOS though

prayin to antioch

>>221400000

>>221399997
i want her pregnant barefoot wearing nothing but a cooking apron in my kitchen right NEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!

just had a powwow with all the spiders in the flat, they've agreed to leave the gf alone

racoon girl detected (sex sex)

>>221399936
What fdroid apps do you think won't work on a custom ROM?

Reckon somebody needs to make a browser extension that automatically hides all youtube accounts run by women

>>221399959
absolutely screaming that me, a dyel skinny fat incel, managed to deadlift 5x5 100k after like 3 weeks of training, while women (boobs) have to train and will post videos of themselves doing 95kg

i mog women

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>>221400036

>>221400022
MERCY

windows is falling apart at the seams
linux is tedious shite for virgin hobbyists
macos is macos

is there really no good option left?

these army adverts are genuinely terrible I don’t know who gets inspired to join after watching these

>>221400078
lol

>>221400018
screeching about privacy before uploading his work capability assessment to a word document converter website hosted in india LOL

I am a sexual masochist who derives pleasure from being humiliated by women.

she's like a 6/10 at best let's be real

>>221400061
Screaming at you egolifting and getting a herniated disc

>>221399975
The British may have no sense of humor, but they have a talent for colonial rule, so get a grip.

>>221400081
mint/cachyos skips a lot of the tismal stuff

wondering what bow wow is up to, he still on love and hip hop?

>>221400078
ishowspeed nigga nigga sahur

>>221400082
Black women will stop the Russian menace

raphinha on a wing, vini jr on the other, alysa liu as the 9

>>221400025
that's the problem with this society. can't just do a poo in private, we have to tell the whole world about it

>>221400090
LOL then accidentally sending back the open source word version

she would look good pregnant though let's be real

>>221400061
>women (boobs)
cackled irl at this or some reaosn

screaming that me, an average male, could overpower 99% of women, force them to the ground, get them in a prone position, and rub my cock all over their arse, and they wouldn't b able to do a thing about it

Would actually quite like things to kick off more internationally as I won't be affected in my smelly incel gaff

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>>221400133

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>>221400082

>>221400081
Install Debian. It just works.

>>221400097
*slaps you with a fan*
baka!

>>221400150
angelic

sadly there will be no global lockdown with this hatavirus thing
It pains me to say it but it’s true

Turns out Zeidy's a massive fucking nerd, who knew

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roke

>>221400140
rorke mate some mong probably thought this exact same thing two and a half decades ago before tonibler promptly raped the middle east and sent trillions of them to your literal front doorstop

>>221400129
typing out my tourrettes exclamations

>>221400081
just use windows me always works fine and I really don't see any point switching to linux, but I'm not a virgin you see

poo incoming

>>221400177
Don't go outside so shan't be observing the doorstep

>>221400119
I'm just telling my closest friends here on /brit/

dabbing clove oil on my bellend so i can wank for longer

i have the urge to play borderlands 2

zoomers are absolutely demented, look at fhe state of you all lmfao

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>>221400189
yeah, you've been consistently raped by the burgerstan tech megacorps
apple cock in your mouth, microsoft cock in your bum

>>221400213
ktim

has rorke been seen since adolescence called him the fuck out?

>>221400189
win10 are still doing extended updates and shit but it’s only til this october and everything i hear about 11 makes me want to jam two philips head screwdrivers through my corneas

>>221400206
this but it's half life 1

Got an Android (Google Pixel) because everything is on my Google account lol

The rest of the market has caught up and managed to clone everything Apple does, so the iPhone doesn't feel like it's the supreme luxury product that's leagues above all the other smartphones, like it did a decade or more ago

Early models were really fresh and novel though. Still remember when the iPhone 4 was revealed and they changed the design it was mad

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Tony Blair with his toniblers

>>221400231
grow up

Haha yeah that's me, zoomer o'clock here fr with the rizz no cap uncle

Our Queen reviving the E4 aesthetic
https://youtu.be/qRAJowgHqxA?si=2XwVdCQba1t2CGcA

>>221400232
could go tiny11 or summat that takes a lot of the guff out

i have a cheap chinese android phone that has lasted me like 5 years

family has finally become racist as i am over the past yearnbut because it's a kind of uncultured crass racism my contrarian instinct kicks in and i almost feel like defending said other cultures, bizarre feeling

i think a lot of you are very strange and uncomfortable to be around (even digitally)

tonbler

>>221400245
Toe nibbler

>>221400258
The racists in particular

>>221400081
Unfortunately you've got to invest a little time to get a usable computer up and running these days. Most of us have gone with a Talos cluster managed with NixOS. Then you just run whatever you need as separate Alpine containers (HomeAssistant, Plex, Neekio) on the cluster and shell into whichever you need when you need them. Plug zfs into the cluster and rsync backups into a Google Cloud bucket.

Feels super lightweight once you've got it up and running.

>>221400256
Qa'tim

Abby Summers

>>221400256
Says a lot about contemporary politics

>>221400221
hope this unfunny spastic dies horribly soon. viscerally enraging to even look at

>>221400258
ktim

>>221400256
Rorke finally realising that he only became racist because he wanted to be a special snowflake

(8) boots that my ego BOOST (8)

Last 30 years or so has been one big Tony Blur

>>221400283
developing a wacky zoomer sam hyde ironic personality to cope with going bald

>>221400245
I met this Albanian girl at a house party in uni and I went "Oh you're from Albania? Tonibler! Tonibler! H-haha"

Don't think she even got it and wasn't a funny joke in any form lol

>>221400291
they won’t like this

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>>221400258

>>221400283
i think you need to spend less time online

Leftypol calling Rorke uh...not racist?

Who's timmy?

brain was weird last night I kept moving suddenly constantly and thought I was gonna have a seizure and die or summat

>>221400275
This
So tired of anti-white racists

>>221400312
very true but he needs to spend less time alive

huh?

>>221400319
probably too much caffeine

>>221400314
Australian Rorke

>>221400258
I am so unpleasant to be around you wouldn't believe it. I've never met anyone who is such a social pariah. To say I am loathed at my work is an understatement. I'm not a gossip or anything I'm just so autistically standoffish and brusque that people think there must be something wrong with me (which there probably is).

This anonymous forum where each post is independent from all previous posts is the only place I can survive.

>>221400258
I have a slightly creepy aura about me but I guess it doesn't put people off because I'm quite popular at toil x

>>221400317
poor lads a bit confused

>>221400327
I just think racism in general is wrong, whether it's against whites or any other ethnicity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijNK2LfkISM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijNK2LfkISM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijNK2LfkISM
>>221400319
u also been on the party supplies?

>>221400343
ktim farming

why is NTR so popular just dont get it

>>221400343
ktimktimKTIM!!!!!!!!

>>221400343
mate you and I are the same person

>>221400344
how do yuo know u havea cpreey aura

rub my green Oenis bitch

Don't think I'm actively disliked, more just not even recognised as an actual person

you lot just arent very funny. aussiemong is mindbroken

fine with people noticing general patterns concerning certain ethnic groups, but am always uncomfortable when individuals are subjected to blatant bigotry
had a black nerd friend in school who was really friendly and he got called a nigger once and I stuck up for him

>>221400356
small asian penises make their owners mentally ill. tale as old as time

>>221400305
well yes because it's a name in Kosovo not Albania

>>221400346
well i wont be disabling the pattern seeking feature in my brain. took millions of years to evolve that

>>221400343
>survive
flourish x

im deeply disliked at toil, especially the women. I refuse to speak to women at all anymore and that has led inevitably to theories about me, which i dont respond to.

>>221400377
how many of these posts are you going to make

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nice day out

>>221400400
Self-fulfilling incel prophecy

saw some cuties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedJOylFOtg
cool

>Had severe OCD &was unable to get a job/go to university
>I've finally been able to improve
>Unable to get a job due to a gap in my wmployment, not even part time retail gigs
What rhe actual fuck am I supposed to do? Is Uni even worth it if I cant even get a fucking retail job? Is the military literally my only chance to be able to get into the working life?

pulling back rorke on a hardwood floor and letting him go

I'm in a kind of weird place where people who meet me definitely like me, but I can tell they're sometimes confused by me. My work mates are always trying to get me to come down the pub with them more, but there are many times when I'm there where something I say end the conversation with them going 'mmm yeah' with a look of obvious confusion.

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There is a traitor in our midst, and their name
is leftypops

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>>221400418
rorke & i x

>>221400368
on multiple occasions people have said they get serial killer vibes from me and I regularly get described as a 'dark horse'. I barely show any emotion, I talk less than the average person and I also don't share much about myself.
I've learned to counteract this by being friendly, funny and supportive to the people around me

>>221400428
ktim I’m fucked

>>221400379
never understood how psychologically conditioned people like you are to things like this. Just a sign of weakness, you let your personality be shaped by your early years of relentless propaganda that you basically start crying and bawling over someone getting called a mean word. Genuinely pathetic little man

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why doesn't ai ever reciprocate my love

>>221400418
they made her boobys huge wow

>>221400438
Leftypol is evil. This much we know.

>>221400453
nigga friendzoned by a computer

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most shocking thing about kier starmer imo is the realization that the uk makes guys with hank hill head shape

>>221400453
kek this is how women react when I confess my feelings for them

>>221400438
How do you even quantify this

>>221400438
very concerning how mentally ill leftypol is

>>221400408
get it paved over for migrant flats

>>221400464
its all about clowns these days isnt it

>>221400473
screaking

>>221400407
a lot of people think youre mentally ill and unfunny. youve really accelerated these past few months too. and then one brit will defend you and you'll get all giddy about it. all jokes aside here mate grow up you're so embarrassing

>>221400446
will never think being a cunt is okay because of my political views
grow up

leftypol leaning in for a kiss but the AI says it doesn't feel that way about him

Mad how they're still making the Simpsons and they all have phones and talk about zoomer celebrities

>>221400496
rorke's luncheon

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>>221400408
that looks nice. it's so hot here lad

if these britpol immigrants cant behave themselves in our general they should be melted down into smokeable rorke tokens

just bought a nice new Samsung fold, cutting edge stuff

>>221400502
Nah its just how warped your mind has become you get really emotional and animated over someone saying a word. Its like you have a mind disease, sort it out

>>221400473
yes because someone called hank hill who lives in the southern untied states is going to be motly of British descent isn't he

Palantir now has access to all of our medical records on the NHS
Great stuff

>>221400428
Put some fake jobs in the ol' CV and then apply to supermarkets. Supermarkets take anyone and they won't check anything on your CV. They might look at it, but they won't check anything. The interview will just be to check that you have a heartbeat.

It's pretty chilled out work unless it's somewhere like ALDI/LIDL, which I would recommend you avoid. Then once you're in the supermarket at least you've got some money coming in and you can make plans for the future if you want.

>>221400442
How was your childhood/family life? Or is it neurodivergence? Shy lonely depressed shut off neurodivergent looks like psychopathy to certain brands of hivebrain normal people

>>221400473
scrm

Bet they've already had Bart call Homer unc

>>221400499
how did a random internet stranger laughing at you for having no irl friends like a year ago do this much mental damage?
do you cope this poorly with everything bad that happens in your life

bartley walsh

>>221400564
no idea what doll youre currently referring to in your dollhouse. See a doctor, you are genuinely ruining your life

>>221400408
where is that

>>221400535
An extremely uncharitable reading of the situation, you'd have laughed it off because you're a non-confrontational neek. It was a direct and unprompted expression of hostility to my friend.
Once again, I say grow up.
The fact I type nigger obviously shows I don't have the taboo approach to it many leftymongs do.

they did an episode where moe looksmaxxed ages ago
he killed duffman

HANK HILL x STARMER

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>>221400578

just mindraped mumberg by pouring tango apple in her dahlias

>>221400578
>LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
this isn’t healthy and you know it just close the tab mate

Who shot Mr Burns again but this time it's Luigi from Luigi's pizza

>>221400622
horrid little scrote

>>221400540
who let them? what do they need it for?

business idea: build five-over-one buildings with a supermarket on the ground floor, workers live above
essentially a workhouse for dole bludgers, get dole bludgers working at the supermarket, when you get a new job, you move out of the flat
@sirkeirstarmer im available for an advisor role

>>221400583
Its a word, you're bugging out and twitching over a word you've been told to get animated about your whole life. You're just infected with a mind disease and you lack the IQ and emotional intelligence to reflect and assess your bizzare autism trigger word and consider how abnormal this is

>>221400551
I'm about 90% sure I have schizoid personality disorder, I'm basically cold and apathetic towards everyone and everything. Genuinely can't remember the last time I truly felt angry, upset, excited, shocked etc. I've learned to play it off as just being super laid back/chill, so as not to make people feel uneasy around me

>>221400645
I don't, but nice fan fiction.

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>>221400540
>yes it says here that when he was aged 14 (fourteen) he petitioned his mother to take him to the GP due to concerns over the little white spots all over the underside of his willy despite his mother's insistence that they were completely normal

>it goes on to say that while in the GP's office with his willy out when the male GP said "lift that up" he for some reason retracted his foreskin prompting the GP to correct him that that wasn't what he was asking, he wanted him to flop his willy over so the underside could be viewed, and that he would look back on this incident with embarrassment and confusion years later

>>221400628
arent the recent seasons actually like this kek
pretty sure they did a whole episode on just stamp the ticket man or one of the other background characters

is the word sloth slowth like width and depth and length

rorke concocting a way to lust after hijabis without feeling like a traitor to his race

Palantir sounds like a character from those gay fantasy games like Baldurs Gate or whatever

dental plan
lisa needs braces
dental plan
lisa needs braces
dental plan
lisa needs braces

>>221400682
blud what is you wafflin about

>>221400693
neek company

eaten my lunch but want more food because im a greedy boy

>>221400379
i dont think theres any reason to call someone the n word unless they're being an n word

>>221400698
now do Classical Gas

Summer is almost HERE. You know what that means. Time to dress a little lighter. Time to dress a little smarter. Loafers. Boat shoes. Chinos. Linen shirts. Light jackets. A zesty fragrance. A cool breeze. Time to get a move on.

Relieving my lust for hijabis by sticking my cock in a postbox

>>221400699
the word sloth
or sloth as some people pronounce it

>>221400722
its late autumn lad x

>>221400580
that is on the skerry east road

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>>221400665
>due to previous incidents, this patient is now restricted to ONE prostate exam every 6 months

>>221400722
Was going to buy a whole new wardrobe this week but then realised I don't go anywhere or see anyone haha

my most embarrassing GP visit is an infection on my inner thigh that smelled like fish because I was obese and depressed and didn't wash

>>221400722
>not enough time to re-invent myself for summer
summer '27.. let's GO!!!!!!!!

>>221400758
ktim and realised I don't know how to dress well

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>British Steel nationalisation plans announced by Starmer

latest BIOMASS NEWZX

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i've got to do some procuring and tendering and I just can't

how do people do these things as their main job?

>>221400722
Let's see, I'll have to think about it
I might show up in a tux
but I doubt it
I'll probably just show up naked like I always do
and look your mother in the eye and tell her fuck you

never been to the willy doctor but am terrified i’ll get hard if i ever have to. also have a thing for being wanked with latex gloves so that won’t exactly help either will it

>>221400661
you just told us you sperged out at someone calling your friend a mean word, not my fanfic mate

no one ever sees my prostate and i'd like to keep it that way

Quite a brisk wind out

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>>221400740
put down a random pin on there and it was the exact location mad

currently watching black childreb die on bestgore.fun
amazing stuff guys. keep it up

>>221400780
wake up call

>>221400652
Could definitely be that, I think schizoid and schizo and autism cover a lot and are latched onto too easily when self diagnosing though. Sometimes it's more of a behavior suite that slowly developed due to childhood and social dynamics stuff and has led to depression and dissociation and neurodivergent people and depressed people frequently have malfunctioning working memories that make talking and person to person communication difficult and sometimes stressful, difficult to untangle but it can probably be untangled with some help or really diligent self work. People at work don't want to be there and turn into assholes fast, don't let them get to you.
t. Indian, brother's a doctor

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rare video

https://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/2053788113252602112

we need digital IDs

>>221400844
not ideal lad

>>221400818
you'd defend someone defending their friend in any other context but because you're autistic and developed a fixation on being a rorke instead of trains you are compelled to signal that you like le nigger word
grow up

prostate? nah I don't really trust the government you see

>>221400256
Ktimming hard at this
Spent my whole adolescence being a weird racist who would say the n word and be horrible

Now I'm a sensitive young man and I keep my racism tasteful. Find vulgar racism disgusting, have also met many ethnics who I liked and would feel sad if they were hurt

>Arrange delivery for tomorrow
>They try to deliver today when I'm not in
Good process lads

Remember the first time I wanked to Alyssa Liu like it was yesterday.

When I was younger a friend and I, convinced his younger brother to show us his arsehole since we obviously can't see our own
Hope no one involved in that remembers, also it was very pink

>>221400877
if youve ever pissed in a public urinal theyve already scanned all your prostate and penis data

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mad how one overrated TV show and a handful of effeminate pop bands were all it took to convince western women that east asian 'men' were attractive lol.

>>221400882
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences

>>221400540
I moved to the UK from Canada in 2011. Other than registering with a GP in my first week and doing a basic check-up then (all good), I haven't interacted with a medical professional or been ill once since then. I'm unvaxxed too. 37 years old this year.

(The wife is a hypochondriac though.)

I pee in stalls every time as I am unable to pee at urinals. It's a mental illness you see

>>221400902
the same effect happens for white dudes with asian women rorke

>>221400865
feels so wrong not having him saying Timothy James Byrne here in wherever the fuck he lives now
Also he looks like he's dying

>>221400902
mad how nothing will ever convince women you're attractive

>>221400892
do they get arsehole data if you poo

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me leading the second unit

im not gay

>>221400875
most people reach an emotional maturity where they can regulate and manager their temper when something angers them. You are the sperg here getting upset over words, you need to grow up and wise up

One of the best things about racism is when you learn enough to do it at an advanced level, has more impact that way

>>221400892
only way someone else is going to see my little sausage aha x

>>221400827
mental
youll never catch me. ill be gone by the time you get there ;)

>>221400933
I was 13 at the time, and it was in the context of being approached by older boys who were following us.

>>221400928
Thought that was an Aldi at first

>>221400930
bit gay

>>221400930
neither am i
unless…

>>221400937
The only people that can appreciate that are other racists, it's absolutely wasted on 'gers and 'kis

rubbing my stinky oenis until it goes big

Locked in and will do some actual toil from now to 5pm

>>221400937
for me its when a non white leftymong does the whole ypipo snowflakes dey so sensitive

and i tell them there is one word i could use right now to prove whos more sensitive

Can tell the difference between Yorubas and Igbos me

This nigga stood up for his mate and thinks he's Martin Luther King

Can one of the australians go outside please maybe drive into the outback and show us what it's like

too cold for May. not on

>>221401005
>go outside
not a chance