Dr. Bob edish
boiling my nan alive in an oversized air fryer
>>221401110Can't boil in an air fryer can only fry
>Mum died in front of daughter after head got stuck in rocks when tide was rising
>>221401080You can only uphold this if you've never ever once complained about something bad happening to you :)Something tells me it's a case of one rule for me, another for thee?
>i get angry when i see something unfairlil bro thinks hes in the justice league
>>221401117tell that to his nan mate
Remember to call it climate change and not emphasise the global warming aspect until it's barbecue weather again
rorke going to the clothing store saying "he'd like some NewJeans" and the clerk starts playing some chinky tunes, leaving rorke a confused mess
>>221401119Her problem here was putting her head in some rocks to begin with
>>221401117Scientifically, frying is just boiling the water away so the food left goes solid
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
we're all in here>>221400398>>221400398>>221400398
>>221401129rorke now mocking the very notion of having an innate sense of justice to own the libswhy complain about mass immigration then, life's unfair innit?
no a wanking strike. no more wanking until things improve
Whatever happened to children should be seen and not heardAnnoying little cretins
>Teaching assistant dies after being 'hit with a chair' by pupil at Welsh school
>>221401129scre
>>221401151what SCP is this
>we were 13 and we were being chased down by older boys and they were calling my friend the n-word!!leftymong living in a william faulkner novel again
How do you get your head stuck here then?
>Passenger dies on train, remains unnoticed for hours
>>221401128>>221401159stop replying earnestly to the retarded trollsis this your first day on the internet
>>221401173Yes, because leftypol would definitely say he's okay with pattern recognition in regard to ethnic groups.
>>221401159lil bro is roleplaying as the hulk
>>221401182Went bobbing for fish in the rock pools like a heron
>Mother & Son Drown In An Attempt To Cross A BridgeLMAO it's okay, they were AIDSfricans
justin on a mad one
>>221401172rorke subsisting off this land by eating the soil
>>221401209mental illness
doing a pooing
rorke? ya ok m8? looking a little worn down lad
>>221401213mad to think people actually lived out there
>Man dies after after getting head stuck in seat at Vue cinema
>>221401209Prefer my skinnyfat bod to this by far
*jams my tender nards between the rocks and waits eagerly*
i am the lawif i see injustice, i speak up and speak outi am the hero
need an authentic trad Japanese Cafe British opened in Reading
don't think news articles about people dying are funny at all actually you diseased cretinous freak bastards
>Man dies of boredom while reading /brit/
I had a Chinese friend who got teased quite a bit in school for being half ChineseYou stick up for them because they're your mate, not because they're Chinese (he was)
>>221401242poo preaming
>>221401209looks like he's on several actually
>>221401255agree unless it’s one of those
plums need bashing with a cricket bat
>>221401247I accept your concession, just know that this is who you are. Someone willing to abandon any standard of decency to be an epic 4chin rebelcringe embarrassment
ladslet's fucking go
>>221401263Had a mate at uni I called Chinese Dave but in fact he was Korean
Torke designing a car engine to run at 650 Nigger•meters
>>221401279you are not a marvel character mate, grow up. you will never defeat racism
Come to think of it his name wasn't Dave either
>>221401282Alri GeoWizard
I opened a Limited company just to not have a gap in my CV
>>221401250Would love to go to one of these. Wonder how many actual Brits they get in there
sending a tweet to DJT saying I'm part of iranian intelligence and waiting outside my house with my bollocks out
>>221401292I'm not leftypol but okay mate
corke opening a brand new winery
>Man dies after falling from lamppost putting up Union Jack flag
>>221401209he looks like someone I knew that would constantly burst into tears
might go into woodworking
>>221401315bet this sounded really funny in your head
norke starting an onlyfans
>>221401312Dunno what the daily japanese thread is gonna do with this information
accidentally replied with 'scr' to one of my dad's posts in the groupchat and he just replied with 'what's scr my mate' lol
>>221401326Chair appears nonplussed by the whole thing
*opens settings**disables women*
>>221401304check this gap in my arseholecuntio
>>221401315scream>>221401338sorry i don't get this>>221401286hoot
imagine how that 13 year old leftymong handled it at the time
snorke living in his underwater realm and getting mad when chocolate starfish start getting visas
sporke being random!!! ;p
>Fit and healthy man, 22, collapses and dies at the gym after using punching bag
>>221401327haha he twats that other cat with itridiculous creatures
Forke, Morke, Porke, this could go on all day
Used to call the Sikh kid called Gurnik "Gherkin" back in the day
>>221401372safe and effective
torke drying hands in a service station bathroom
One time I had to fight for my pal's honour after some white devil called him a monkey, but not before putting on my bat suit as to keep my identity hidden
he has ruined his life
porke bringing home the bacon
*thinks of a funny -orke post to make, but not really coming up with anything*
gorke having a long hard look at the situation
qorke shaking his little ferengi ass
>>221401408scr
six egg scrambled eggs and a baguette for lunch
yorke marching 10,000 men to the top of the hill and marching them down again
this is all one poster btw
shorke refusing to bite woman surfers because they probably taste like femoid shite
Orke being a one-dimensional enemy in a fantasy setting
>>221401402pretty esoteric reference but luckily for you I too am someone who looks at brand names on these unique commerical appliances
dorke getting beaten up by the high school football team and watching chad steal the pretty cheerleader he's fallen for
dorke defending his black friends honour
vorke getting swallowed alive by a thirty foot tall woman
Right lads, you've had your fun with the -orkeposting
>>221401372>happened in 2021
borke fucking it up again
borke beefing with the postman
>>221401445>>221401452lol
storke leaving a newborn on ahmed's doorstep
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
by nightfall this thread will be swarming with -orkes
>>221401463And there'll be no more -orkeposting today
>dorke
bjorke making interesting eclectic pop music
jorke having a 5 hour edging session
But you gotta admit, it was nowhere near 6 million
>>221401476Bizarre post albeit with titillating and realistic dialogue.
new yorke letting mohammed rule over the ashes of the world trade centre to own the republicoids
orke besieging Helm's Deep
Worke putting one leg in front of the other at a steady pace to move in one direction
fjorke mid transformation into a norwegian geographical feature
>>221401500I haven't looked into it but on the face of it it seems a rather large number
Worke toiling away
>>221401453Cute slug
dyslexic randy orton hitting his opponent with an rke
>>221401500Absolutely no chance
Rorke and Leftypol in a Tesco meal deal aisleLeftypol: They've moved the sandwiches.Rorke: Cowards.Leftypol: Used to be over there.Rorke: Country's gone.Leftypol: What sandwich you getting?Rorke: Egg mayo.Leftypol: Brave.Rorke: Thank you.
chorke helping settle indigestion
That has to be all of them now
sparrowhorke viciously attacking the recent migrant birds when there is enough seed to go around already
>>221401535grow up mate
shagyng a shagola :P
haven’t left my smeggy bedroom in years; an incel’s confession
morke saying nanoo-nanoo to anyone who will listen
lurke really quiet rn
lorke reading confucius instead of chinese communist party literature
Rorke and Leftypol on a trainLeftypol: It's got a backwards seat.Rorke: Hate that.Ticket inspector walks past without checking themRorke: Interesting.Leftypol: He's assessed the vibe.
Bro writes for SNL UK
quarke being really really really really really small
new gimmick idea: pavlov's bog
lorke reminiscing about zanzibar
>Young man who died by suicide feared DWP would take disability benefits away
>>221401581leave the posts to us, yeah?
I understand Antiques Roadshow.I understand Homes under the Hammer.One thing I don't understand, and will never understand, is The One Show.Never has a more dull show ever been concocted by man. Who the FUCK is watching that shit?
Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.Rorke: To be fair I gave Bob Vylan a listen and he's quite good. Should we go to a concert together some time?Leftypol: Errr, I don't really listen to that sort of stuff mate...Leftypol: *makes a knowing face at the 24 year old woman*24 year old woman: Yeah, me neither Rorke. I'm still up for our date to The National Gallery next weekend though *smiles*Leftypol: *spits his drink out*Rorke: Splendid!
>>221401581rorke: ass-essed hahah
>Man dies after being run over at North London Underground station by train sent to look for him
dirty white penis
HE WAS A MAN AGAINST TIME!
>>221401607Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call togetherRorke: You ever notice how some teaspoons are just better.Leftypol: Better than what.Rorke: Other teaspoons.Leftypol: In what sense.Rorke: Just generally.Leftypol: I had one earlier that bent a bit.Rorke: That's no good.Leftypol: No. It carried on though.Rorke: Fair play to it.brief silenceLeftypol: Might've been a dessert spoon actually.Rorke: That would explain it.
cleftypol suffering from a birth defect
>>221401618you have to see someone about this
Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.Rorke: Well, I've been thinking... and what happened between the ICE officers and that lady is just... not on...Leftypol: Glad you see it my way for once Rorke! Hey, let me get us a round in? Another John Smiths?Rorke: Aye24 year old woman: Mine's a Vodka TonicLeftypol: *goes to the bar*Rorke: Told you I could get him to buy us a round!24 year old woman: *smiles as she sucks the straw of her empty drink, making a sound*
>>221401626so it found him then
Thread so bad I might send up the BBCsignal for Zeidy
after the barronite guard from golems x
xorke lamenting the fall of the galactic adromedan empire
>>221401656This supposed to be funny is it
weftypol weaving cloth
just who is biomass andy?
>>221401656idgi
remember that time the BBC decided to put Jermaine Jenas on literally every show despite being a complete dullard and then he sent rapey texts to BBC employees and he disappeared off the face of the earththat was odd
>'I stood on a dog biscuit - it left me in a wheelchair'
>>221401644Scene: Rorke, Leftypol and a 24 year old woman are sat at a table in Wetherspoons.Leftypol: Rorke, you can't SERIOUSLY still be thinking of voting Reform. Not with everything going on *waves arms around*Rorke: Well I was actually thinking of voting for the Great Yarmouth Party.Leftypol: Errr, you're not even FROM Great Yarmouth..Rorke: Oh, now you want to police who can vote and where?Leftypol: Well.. no.. I didn't mean it like tha-Rorke: Anyway, she's from Great Yarmouth *points to 24 year old woman* and we're moving in togetherLeftypol: *spits his drink out**24 year old woman snuggles up to Rorke as he takes a sip from his pint of cider*
heftypol waddling his way to the fridge for another pasty
rorke the type of nigga who grumbles while reading the paper in the morning, leftypol the type to come kiss him on the cheek saying “morning you”
heftypol stress eating again
anyone seen my willy?
Rorke and Leftypol in a garden centreRorke: This plant says partial shade.Leftypol: What counts as partial.Rorke: Some shade.Leftypol: But not full?*attendant walks up to them*Attendant: Can i help?Rorke: Just looking thanks24 year old woman: Hiya
Scene: Rorke and Leftypol are sat at a table in WetherspoonsLeftypol: Didn't you say Timmy was meant to be meeting us?Rorke: He said he'd come down for a swift one. Oh, here he is now... what's that he's wearing?*Timmy approaches the table wearing a long orange silk shirt, sandals and a fez*Timmy: Uh... hello chaps...Rorke: WHAT are you wearing?Timmy: Pang-pang got it for me...Leftypol: It's a traditional Malaysian Kurta. Quite a beautiful gown if you don't mind me saying.Timmy: Yeah.*Rorke starts chuckling to himself until he sees something out of the corner of his eye*Rorke: What the hell is that over there?*Rorke points towards a dark silhouette dancing in the misty smoking area*Leftypol: I don't know... looks like a ghost or something...Rorke: Timmy your tribalwear has attracted an apparition from another realm!Timmy: Surely it's not...*As the trio slowly approach the window the silhouette becomes clearer*Timmy: Oh. It's not an apparition. It's Cronem.Cronem: Yahooooooo!*Cronem dances around smoking his clickum pipe and waggling*
>>221401656why would mel gibson do this?
>>221401715*every woman in the world* no
>>221401736haha
A POO'S A- BREWIN'
Actually do enjoy it when they talk about "everything going on in the world" like you're meant to know what that means and agree with them on it, well-observed
deftypol threading the eye of a needle with machine like precision
>>221401715>, asked dementypol while holding his willy.
>>221401736that's me done
>>221401688Wales should be settled with Saxons and absorbed into England proper.
is the rorke bot malfunctioning none of these posts make sense
Theftypol out for a jog at night
get the wild pigs hunted
youll never take me alive
virginfreakorke buying an android
straight from the source itself
>>221401775England should be settled with Indians and pakis… oh wait… LOL
>>221401797ruined it :/
watching air crash investigations on a plane without headphones during severe turbulence
>do fuck all all day >always look stressed as fuck, tired and pissed off>everyone assumes I'm a hard worker and I was literally given employee of the month several weeks backmad in reality I'm just pissed off that i get asked to do the bare minimum
Rorke and Leftypol pursuing the same womanRorke thinking she's cisLeftypol thinking she's transThe episode leaving it ambiguous
here's what timmy gon do
> I was literally given employee of the monthThere’s no way that’s a real thing I thought it was just in movies. Oh dear wageslaves I do feel bad for you
>I was literally given employee of the monthnigga lives in a cartoon
>employee of the monthis that real? I've worked different jobs and never seen this
>>221401829meanwhile youre spamming unfunny rorke may mays on 4chan all day
They do employee of the month at Costco, reckon he works at Costco
Rorke getting employee of the month
employeeofthemonthdenialistcord gone feral
rorke getting elected as Reform UK councilor in Nossex
>>221401831spjoengeob ass niga
Imagining an Employee of the Month highlights package with music by the Lightning Seeds and chuckling to myself
>>221401282Just popping down the KCIIIECP, anyone want anything?
rorke arguing with his nan about his inheritance
sucking a fox's fruit sweetie
>>221401789bereftypol suffering the consequences
peng ting is gagging for it and you're here orkeposting
Leftypol winning with an Assad-like vote share in Gaysex
Ian popping into B&M to see what all the fuss is about and coming out with bags of tat
>>221401904orks iz da bestest
>>221401902I like those glacier mints they do, with the polar bear on them. Dunno if they still make them but they were good.
rorke calling in leftypol to his office for some sloppy
>>221401823>tfw no mixed-race gfI suffer
>>221401934Yeah those are nice, these are like fruity versions of those, aptly called glacier fruits
>>221401811this is the plot from an episode of seinfeld
what's the best brand of wine gums then
is that schizo who thinks every rorke post is the same person in
>>221401618>>221401641>>221401646>>221401681Incredible posts
WASH YO ASS
>>221401815
>>221401947cool I will give them a try.
Coalition of the Raped
zorke playing a text adventure game
rorke discorde is on high alert after being discoveredlook out for any unusual activities
>>221401959I call him the snorkular ringle, the opposite of "singular rorke".
>>221401995Don't want to see you having sex mate
>>221401958are there any that aren't vegan now?i find the vegan sweets have a strange soapy taste, fruit pastilles are the worst for it
>>221401959most of them are by the same person - except in situations like this when a micro-gimmick has formed
the large deshawn collider
I'm a 34 year old zoomer. I'm still hip! I'm still cool!
>>221402031kek that really is zoomers in 5 years
>>221401971leftypol origin story
>>221402029that’s a yes then
>>221402049no it isnt
sacked rorke wasting his life on the internet while his mum begs him to get a job
>>221402031zoomers r gonna be 35 years old still typing like this, pretending to not care about anything and growing more fearful of age every day
I wouldn't go so far as to say that they're all one person, but I'm very sure there is one person that does it obsessively
my favourite poster is the egyptian
>>221401958I've only ever had the main name-brand ones, I like them. I don't go in for any of that "only red and black" stuff either, for me I'm about the authentic Wine Gum experience with a mixture of reds, blacks, greens, yellows and oranges.
>>221402060sc
The singular british flag poster has to stop, it’s pathetic
>>221402060aliens contacted us back in september and we didn’t even know
>>221402066I'm 33 and when I'm not at work I sit here all day posting infantile drivel to make myself and others giggle. So I won't hold it against the zoomers.
rorke & niggerman’s misadventures through london
Right time to finally do the two minute task I've been putting off all day
>>221402065>>221402066>>221402068/brit not /brit/
Wanking into a tissue again this evening?
Might do a naptoilHopefully won't wake up 10 hours form now like last time x
what useless fact did Rorke learn today?
Vote Labour Vote Green
>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’. Returning only first 5000 of 168941 results found
If I see someone typing in all lower case with y2k abbreviations I just instantly disregard whatever it is they're saying.
>>221402110yeah probably
sacred rorke being worshipped by aliens who discover /brit/ in 10,000 years and treat it as holy scripture
>>221402110Same old same old haha x
leftypol’s drawing his ufo encounter
someone saying hi to rorke rorke looking back like :|
was having a wank earlier and safesearch suddenly turned on halfway through. guess that means my dad decided to look through the router history and saw that i was watching jav porn, had the trans + bbw tabs of /gif/ open, and a bunch of photos of that one tranny green candidate. if he’s got access to the full history despite me being on incognito, then i reckon ive just been outed as a bisexual gooner with fat/tranny fetishes. think my life is over. why did i ever let myself sink this low, not even joking i really think this might be the final straw for me. if i dont kill my self now then i never will. fucking christ man im only 22 things were supposed to be better
it pi night
/brit/ after dark: ACTIVATED
>>221402160Thought you were cool at first etc.
Picked up a lowercasing habit on /jp/
>>221402160lolglad i’m older and my dad barely knows what a router is
Aaarrrrgghh why's it so cold in my stupid gay nigger house
Feeling a bit rapey today
Eurovision this week. Hope Israel wins x
>>221402160rorke mate
>>221402160reckon hes looking at this very thread RIGHT NOW!
>>221402119why does the spectre of the fictionalised zoomer haunt some of you so severely that you make embittered posts out of nowhere like thisat least when zoomers do the opposite it’s usually just jovial funko pop shite
Christianity is Hellenised Judaism
Find early Dostoyevsky to be rather cynical in a bad way, don’t enjoy it. Find later Dostoyevsky to be rather fascinating and has much more depth.
rorke is a victim of rapei raped him
>>221402231>>221402234was just saying this down the pub
As for Tolstoy, don’t enjoy it. Read war and peace, the Cossacks, Anna Karina, was all boring.
>>221402244rape screaming
Back when I was toiling I'd given up to the point of spending half the day there on /brit/They obviously had nobody monitoring anything but the odd time I didn't alt tab quick enough and someone probably saw I was on some weird incel site
this down the pub
shaking my fat black ass
can I go like this in the left lane
Searching for posts that contain ‘rape rorke’. 494 results found.
>>221402201
>>221402244isn't rape if you want it, isn't that what rorke says anyways?
Submitting a rape claim the police and telling them it was freestyle
Hate it when multiple people ask me to hang out on the same day and I have to pick which one of my friends to see. Would rather stay home if I’m honest
>>221402278if the road markings say you can, then yes
>>221402278No
rape rorke's little mouth shut
>>221402292>Wahhhh I have so many friendsYeah? I have no friends, get on my level
>>221402278Unless there are specific markings yeah, wouldn't recommend it though
>>221402307>no friendsWhy’s that then?
actually mad that rorke started off as a forced gimmick
rorke reading lolita by vladamir nabokov
>>221402324it still is forced most of the time
>>221402324the singular rorke poster have been here 10 years? good grief
>>221402294>>221402315Left lane says left and straight and right is just straight but none of them say right so idgi >>221402295Why
>>221402160I doubt he had a look but if he really did, only the website domain would appear and nothing after that (4chan.org but not 4chan.org/int).Crazy to think that before https became the standard, you could snoop onto a public wifi and see everything in plain text
rorke going bloody mental
>>221402346If you drive all the way round in the left lane you're likely going to block someone who correctly used the right lane and wants to get over to use an exit.
>>221402316Drifted apart from them. I need to make more of an effort to be honest.
Wish I had wasted the last 9 years of my life
Rorke 2173 kills deep looking for a 1/500 drop
>>221402345id like to think spaino isnt that pathetic but who knows
>>221402362Bit sad that mate, we’re trying to have a good time here
Wish I hadn't wasted the last thirteen years of my life
rorke getting nostalgic for cod mw2 (2009)
>>221402372From what I can tell, he doesnt invent gimmicks, he just copies them.
>>221402346Check the markings at the next bit lad.
When ready>>221401093>>221401093>>221401093
>>221402348what about searches on porn sites?
Aussielad loves the archive he does
>>221402393Oh right I see so I can’t.>>221402360Well I was asking because I wanted to use the correct lane
>>221402391ktimmw2 and fable 2 absolutely raped my formative years
>>221402391rorke keeps replaying the airport scene
poo
>>221402221I am a zoomer so not sure why you think it's haunting me
>>221402414Well now you know. Did you not listen to your driving instructor?
>>221402416bet you used one man army with noob tubes you cunt
