fuck Ivan edition
Don't forget
>>221422491These men really lived.
As a trans woman, especially one who has used Grindr, I knew Jules’ face in this moment. So many dudes drop that “I can’t bring an std home from some tranny to my perfect cishet family” shit. They’re ashamed of their own desires and take it out on us.
atlanta cronem chugging this rn
>>221422507the porn ban wasn't a good thing (for me)
>>221422507>Recent studies suggest. ..
>>221422514You're trans? What's that like then
it pie night
>>221422569What kind of pie yh? Cream pie or?
>>221422580steak and kidney x
>>221422584Ooh that does sound lovely. Can't find anything like that here. I'd love to try
gymskin looks like kier starmer
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA championship film 2006 on sky sports golf on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221422552lad this is what people are going on about when they say yank posters are incapable of interpreting nuance the poster you've replied to isn't trans. He has copy and pasted a comment some insufferable troon has submitted on xitter or reddit. Try and read between the lines when you see posts and you're not entirely sure what's going on. Apply your brain.
doing another poo
Genuinely no idea what an ISA even isDoes it give you good returns? Is it like a pension? Can you take money out of it?
bender PM before GTA6
ahh yes
>>221422600his poorthener cousin
>>221422600Two Angloid BVLLS
why did anthony fantano seemingly become a woke mong overnight?
>>221422591he gets the rank fray bentos ones. thin gruel with about 4 strands of beef gristle in and a greasy low quality puff pastry on top. he doesn't know what pies are meant to be like.
>>221422665He became that way as soon as it stopped being popular lol
>>221422646the biggest private land owner in the UK is the man who owns ASOS.com, a danish man, who owns upwards of 220,000 acres in Scotland
Boomer colleague has just asked for a vague set of figures, deadline 3pm today, and then gone offline on Teams without elaborating further Panic attack incoming
nth for the gyaldem
Hip Hop has never been less popular in recent years and I cannot wait for the genre to completely die.
have you done your part for the banker’s bonuses?
>>221422721Wrong
>>221422677what a sausage
>>221422721it was only good in the 90s and very early 2000s
>>221422740wrong
>>221422721this might be one of your most bhenchod posts ever rorke ffs
>>221422740>telling chat he's an unc
>>221422666don't ever make assumptions about me again
35 gonna hit zoomers like a truck loool
whats a gay porn breakfast then
remember banana phone
>>221422706
hip hop peaked with License To Ill
>>221422782did it hit you like a truck?
I'm closer in time to being 40 than I am to being 25.
need a cute nerdy gf with a german accent hopefully hantavirus kills me and i get reborn in a world where i have that
>>221422809>most of my 20s are over this hits me like a brick whenever i remember it
>>221422800Gangster rap stopped being cool for some reason and that killed hiphop
I'm 36 and in the best place physically, emotionally and financially that I have been ever
started watching the x files the other day and it really makes you realise just how insanely good americans used to be at making tv series. twin peaks, sopranos, lost, the wire, even the more middling stuff like house md blows most contemporary shit out of the waterseems like now all they know is making netflix kikeslop like euphoria and stranger things. Sad!
>>221422820why the German accent though, that's one of the least cute accents
>>22142280334 did for me, I assume 35 will be bad later this year.
I've got 30 days holiday left for the yearManagerberg is going to be fuming when I add a day a week and work part time for the rest of the year
>>221422830based.
today's plan -exercisedo the BIG shop at sainsburysbook a haircut with the cute zoomer lassmake a huge batch of chicken casseroleJAV wank
>>221422721De La Soul were literally the only good ones
>>221422830I’m 25 and same
(that was a thinly veiled recommendation bait post btw does anyone have any x)
nearly got a flat tummy again but the last bit of flab just refuses to fuck off
>>221422884monsters by mistake
tried to clean the glasses but ended up making them dirtier than they were before award
>>221422884for kino US TV shows? I recommend Ken Burns documentaries - they're quite slow paced and dry but well produced and very interesting
>>221422872mummy raise your pocket money did she zoomie?
>>221422884True Detective S1
>>221422800Geriatric unc>>221422829Bald unc
>>221422900holy fuck we used to have this on tv when i was a little sperm cell, haven’t thought about it in 20+ years
Never worked a notice period. Hand my resignation in and I'm gone.
>>221422721Black music evolved from jazz and blues to soul and funk to retarded babbling about guns and murder.
>>221422916why does everyone always say s1 but never the rest? wouldn’t want to get into a show that nosedives in quality after the first season tbqhwy
>>221422947Dead man walking
bluds watching al jazeera
>>221422491Thoughts?
>>221422934I've been sacked or made redundant from every job I've ever worked, never even had the chance to resign
>>221422862sounds lovely darren
>>221422939Rockcel unc
>>221422953Each season is its own contained thing with its own cast. S1 is a complete story and a real 10/10. The rest is all trading on the name and is dogshit. Honestly don't bother attempting any of the other seasons.
>>221422962>al jazeeracarpet started levitating and my candles turned purple upon reading this
>>221422981might have to give it a go then
>>221422978It's not even British is it? It's an American ghetto music genre that caught on like AIDS did in black communities around the world.
>>221422862Corrrrrr got a femdom Yuri Honma wank pending after I get through my hentai wank stash
Nothing more bent than white British lads liking hiphop or drill lmao
>>221422843for me it’s one of the cutest >>221422831banger show
BASED BASED BASEDWe stand with you SIR Keir starmer
Mumberg stills buys me and sisterstein big birthday and Christmas presents and I have a sneaking suspicion she might have bought me a Switch 2 this year. She’s been asking me very “subtle” questions about games and i can tell she’s trying to find out which ones I haven’t played and which ones I like.
>>221422983scruming
>>221423006Finbar Paddy O'Sullivan
>>221422939Rap obviously had black pioneers but it's not an entirely black genre is it
>>221422987>>221422981S2 is also great just less tight than the masterpiece that is s1, in some ways i prefer the atmosphere of s2not sure about s3s4 is a work of evil
>>221423011i’m like four episodes in, how long do i have to wait until they both fuck nasty squelchy style
>>221423027would be embarrassed if this were me
>>221423030I'll smash that bodhran right over your thick dome you yank spastic
>>221423018he's dominated them
>>221423027Is she a single mother haunted by the guilt of not being able to give you both enough attention as kids so tries to make it up by splurging at Christmas
cuddling with a twink feel like u layin on the tv remote
>>221423032Completely talentless. I saw Eminem at a show that featured rock bands and black bands and when Eminem took the stage the entire vibe dropped off because there was no musicians creating energy through their instruments, and his voice is very weak and nasally without filters
had over 50g of fibre yesterday>9 slices of Brace's wholemeal Vortigern toasted>12g psyllium>egg fried rice with salt, olive oil, soy sauce, fish sauce, white rice vinegar>pint of biotiful gut health kefir drink>40g 90% dark chocolate>honey>tea>black coffees
>>221423049Why? It makes her happy bless her >>221423064She is a single mum yeah, maybe it is partly guilt although we always had great Christmasses and birthdays as kids and I never felt starved for attention
>The 28-year-old Iraqi Kurd has evaded arrest for several years by operating under the alias "Kardo Ranya"Honestly starting to understand why Saddam hated these guys so much So often when you hear about some criminality here or in the rest of Europe a Kurd is behind itPeople smuggling, dodgy lawyers, gangs, illegal working, drugs, fake cigs the lotI know they've built up a reputation as le epic freedom fighters in the west but they're clearly scumThe gyppos of the middle east
>>221423073no fibre in coffee or tea
have the energy to do one hard thing per day like exercise and then nothing for the rest of it not sure how people live functional lives with multiple activities every day
>>221423050yewl dew nuttin
>>221423094I know, the toast and psyllium have the fibre
>>221423102watch out gollum’s on the loose lads
Reginald LeDoux
>>221423110you're smashing it fibrelad x
>>221423084Rorke won't like this
>>221423102Can tell you’re obese
>>221423000excellent taste, for me it's JYMA-002
>>221423120Das Ri
>>221423134I'm 6'4" and 190 hardly obese runt
this is the lass in question cutting my hair, literally cannot find a picture where she isn't showing tummy
sir wankard pooser
i've got tiny red spots all over my hand hope it's not hantavirus
>>221423154>I'm 6'4"didn't ask for your width tubby
A lot of politics outside of /pol/
>>221423166yank status: heemed
something we don't speak about enough in /brit/ is how women are always on holiday and always posting pictures of their holidays
>>221423166ur mum got my girth last night half pint
>>221423175Shut up brigger
>>221423157Yeah but it’s just not though because you know I’d just reverse search the image find her and tell her you’re a pedo or something
>>221423089Glad you have a good attitude about it you wee sweetiepie x>>221423102Snap your gangly little limbs like twigs lad just pop round
1. Why is rimming so popular these days?2. Which of you horny chaps enjoys it?
yanks really do be fat doe
>>221423176They're being sensible. Life is meant to be enjoyed now, today, as well. Stop saving. Start flying.
>>221423199Arse and minge taste elite and being rimmed feels nice. Nobody cares about being called gay anymore so go wild with it
>>221423176Actually you mention that a lot heatherpaedo it’s one of your SIs
>>221423198Remember what happens when an American man fights a Brit? You lose your entire empire and end up with your arse in the air signalling the bames to enter Britain
Need Emma Watson to fart on my face.
reminiscing on the smithsonian infographic claiming being on time and hard work is white culture
>>221423191brigadier? drink!
>>221423196I already double checked before posting and wasn't able to find the same photo also she may be a zoomer but she isn't underage x
>>221423223leave it out cody BAMEs built america
>>221423220>taste eliteWog
>>221423199because everyone is raised on hardcore porn now so people think rimming and anal is normal
>>221423223Americans are shorter and fatterThe only time you should be threatening an ANGLO BVLL is when he refuses to impregnate your fertile brown daughter with his superior ENGLISH seed
got a double chin and im borderline obeseit not right
Why are British people so fat?
imagine being on a caribbean paradise island and still dedicating your time to posting about emma watson on 4chan
>>221423247I'm white hehe
>im borderline obese
>>221423284because we've let food delivery apps take over our lives and just eat takeaway slop daily
might buy a packet of fox's biscuits then eat all the biscuits
Love talking about women and sex and troons and wogs and woghop and wogball and politics yeah woo
being physically fit and lean puts you in the top 0.1% in this country. get a move on.
might trim the grass today. might not. we'll see. I'll keep you in touch.
>>221423309get yourself over to /brit/ then ladit'll be right up your straße
love wogettes me
the best part is when she goes to the side to trim around my ears and full on grinds her fanner into my forearm coorrrr can't wait
>>221423322hey woggooooowoggo woggoettes
strarse
dogberg just been chasin some catbergs and harebergs in his sleep lol.luv that little nigga
there's dancing behind movie scenes
Sir Jew Harmer
think I'll start referring to great sets of chebs as 'Gold Top'
>>221422884why do you need more recs youve literally just started watching the x files and said it was amazing
>>221423358Cornershop's best song was 'Sleep on the Left Side', the original version of 'Brimful of Asha' was pretty shit and only the remix saved their legacy
>>221423139Description is corrrrrr afFor me it's JUFE-236
you kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Honestly, the whole of the UK needs to wind its neck in and be grateful for London and the South East subsiding their shit benefit scrounging asses
>>221423370
>>221423006Fat cunt bops his head to lads smashing bins together
>>221423396>assesFOY
>>221423382my favourite JAV kink is hot girls with very low status men. She shags a homeless, an old man in a wheelchair and then a shut-in incel, it's good stuff
>>221423421Post hand
sisters arse looking fat as fuck today
>>221423396lot of those folks will have grown up in the luschious countryside thoughbeit
>>221423267Me in a decade desu can't stop scanning maccas
>>221423447ever... you know....?
anyone got any inspiring or soul-lifting posts?
>>221423447Ever shagged her up the arse?
>>221423396bankersnot london street sweepers and ubereats drivers and bus drivers and bartendersbankers we unironically owe an awful lot to thatcher and the bankers. without the financial sector we would be eastern europe tiernormdrones think it's because londoners are "built different" though, not that they've inherited the former financial capital of the world
>>221423454screaming
>>221423458poo willy bollocks
>>221423457>>221423460mh…
im built different
Name our band
>>221423469i can see it
>>221423454howling at larry
closing time, time for you to go out
https://youtu.be/aTj3Ck0ktAg?t=875
>>221423497Siouxsie and the Transhees
They should build a new london in the north
>>221422652>poorthener>gymskin
remember once sharing a bed with sisterwitz when she was just old enough to be showing signs of boob growth but not quite old enough to be self-conscious about nakedness so she was just lying there asleep with her chest exposed
every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
would be neat if you could fly around in spectator mode like a ghost while your body sleeps think that was what all that 'remote viewing' stuff is about
>>221423497The Ramones
>>221423505love him so much just want to give him lots of hugs and kisses and chin scratches
>>221423550would be no clipping straight into the toilfus bedroom nightly
>>221423497>cap indoorsIs finn going bald?
>>221423545
>>221423497the dicksie chicks
Just asked AI and it said Lucy Letby is innocent
>>221423533Not bad at all.
kinda liking this punished starmer arc, bro is gaining aura
>>221423545thanks for sharing your incestuous pedophilic thoughts for no reason x
>>221423562You I like because that's exactly what i was thinking
>>221423586prove it
>>221423595That's your 4chan contrarian nature coming out
Rorke in his 1.0 fiesta seething at based ummahbro Green councillors smoking stardawg and launching RS3s through Bradistan
might create my own world
>>221423545You're such a little freak rorke
great videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T422mUc6cDM
>>221423607IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING
himc
mana manadude looks like a lady
>>221423645wallace and scromiting
>>221423436Phwoar I see the appeal, there's was this one with a mother with a tight supple arse who rides her unmotivated shut in incel in his trashy room while. Her moans in the silence and squallor were peak. Need to find the code again I rate femdom supervillains. The domination, mocking laughter, sensitivity rubbing between thin clothing and kissing . Coom kino
>>221423596I have no incestuous thoughts towards my sis but that image stuck in my mind even all these years later because it was probably the first time seeing a naked female activated neurons
I had sex with that anon's sister
I just discovered that John Shuttleworth is the same guy who sang 'Gordon is a Moron'.
>>221423441
>>221423585lmao
england and scotland are going to war sorry to tell you
>>221423454KWAB
true detective s4 was one of the most ass tv series ever made yet it universally got 10/10s from critics across the board
Price ministers speech ruined my stocks
>>221423658shagging incel shut-ins is practically a subgenre at this point, there's so many with that theme I can't really help you identify a specific one. Key words to search for are hikikomori, trash room, neet/neat etc
>>221423497insane how chopped they are when they arent using carefully curated anglesnow imagine how much worse they look in motion
>>221423684I genuinely fantasise every day about being at war with the perfidious sc*Ts and wretched fr*Nch
>>221423436wasn't there a film about that? she was a prostitute and she was giving a homeless man a bath
2005The Dominator™ is unleashed upon the world, the most threateningly named pizza in history. Be afraid, be very afraid.
>>221423709Or in person. One does shudder to imagine the horror it must be for their parents to know their son became an online sex transvestite for money.
>>221423436I remember someone posting the DVD covers of a series where some Jap lass goes to Papua New Guinea and rural Africa to shag tribesmen. Never saw the actual vids though, which was a shame.
>>221423723as in a proper documentary rather than porn? Dunno but sounds interesting
>>221423711king arthur will return from wales when that happens
>>221423727how'd we ever get on with such tiny monitors
>>221423711why? scots are violent depressed weirdos
>>221423727that 2000s battlestation…. VVVVVGH….
>>221423727Obesity has never been so IN
>>221423734finn's dad has showed up in streams a few times and has that "I'm a laid back dad that's cool with whatever my son does" attitude, wonder if he's aware of the anal dildo vids
>>221423761t. watched trainspotting for the first time yesterday
Wanked for the sake of wanking and not because it's pleasurable again award
*runs into the thread in a natural, human manner*
Everything is falling conveniently in place to make right now the best time for me tonchange jobs with minimal friction, the universe itself screaming at me that now is the timebut I simply cannot, shall not, be arsed applying to jobs
life not fair
>>221423748those are fake, pretty sure it's yank actors in costumesthey're still hot thoughbeit
>>221423727wait were the 2000s actualyl shit? cos that all looks shitshit monitorsshit keyboardshit speakersshit pizzashit chairshit fashionshit stylingshit cameras
>>221423804literally looks like a girl
>>221423810nah it was sovl but you wouldnt understand
>>221423750I found it, it's called Call Me Chihiro. it wasn't that good though 2bh. she does shag another man later in the film but i don't think he was homeless
>>221422491strange. your pic reflects those who bombed London.
>>221423835how would i not understand? i was 13 in 2005
might download telegram
I hate WHEN they capitalise random words to CREATE dramatic effect IT’S fucking stupid
>>221423804Mad how if he was 19 nowadays he'd have an OnlyFans of himself stuffing toys up his arse for horny old codger money
every jav scenario is fakeexcept the incest game show ones, that's a real gameshow
>>221423793He’s honestly so based. Haven’t seen rightoids seethe over a politician this hard since Jez
>>221423846dafuq i wasnt even born then
>>221423848Tell talkSPORT, not us. Stop being a coward all of your life.
>>221423848stop WHINING and LISTEN to sir jordan
>>221423831all the cutest boys do
>>221423793Gait like a velociraptor
mental how the 90s are to millennials what the 2000s are to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaWrfhi0RQ
>>221423846zoomer freak
>>221423867MODS
right well that's me off to sainsburys
>>221423793is he wearing…
Angela Rayner is a fucking snake, Burnham would do well to keep her out of cabinet
just got off the busthe amount of coffin dodgers about is insaneshould genuinely be NHS policy that if you’re over 65 its just survival of the fittest. NO surgery NO medicine NOTHINGIf you want to stay alive so badly you can go private and pay for it yourself lord knows you’ve got the fucking money to do it
>>221423867>>221423900fUCKoFFlITERALcHILD
state mandated gfs fucking WHEN
>>221423886enjoy gen alpha reminiscing about 2019 like it wasn't a few months ago
They should make Andy Burnham a peer. Would be so based to have a PM serve from the House of Lords, it’s been far too long.
>>221423789no, i support rangers and been there. they are weirdos
>>221423886The 2000s boring. 90s were the best decade for music, films, and fashion
to be fair would you be able to recognise your mum's bare arse if it were sticking out of a cut out panel
bossman needs to start opening for lunchtime orders I am CRAVING a munchybox
>>221423945NEVER, time to gain a CLUE
>Emmanuel Macron angrily interrupted a diplomatic event in Kenya to demand silence from the audience looooool he had to do it in English and not his shit language
Might start tutoring secondary school girls
>>221423957but convention
>>221423938nigga im 20 im already unc
Covid was meant to cull a portion of the elderly population. It failed. That's why young people suffer now. Everything is still taken by the old people who should have died.
>>221423979the holy language that commands respect
>>221423979He was promptly slapped and fucked up the butt by his wifusband afterwards
>>221423966it's always the one on the outer left with the best view for the camera, so you should always pick that one
>>221423966no I would have to shag each one first to be sure
>>221424000lucky nonced bastard
not aware of a singlular good yank poster
stressed, depressed but i still got up and got dressed to look my best. the morning is ending, it's on to the rest.
>>221423989My grandmother is 83 this year, former smoker, drinker, but she's a multimillionaire and refuses to give up
cheeseplantberg looking a bit unhealthy as of late
skipped dogbergs walk tonight and fuck me is she making me pay for itliterally throwing her toys at me from across the room with a flicking motion
>>221424053get her walkedget her fedget her stroked
right well thats a public park being occupied by gypsies
>>221423984:/
>>221424053nastly neglectful nigger
nana I'm a millionaire
cheesy smeggy doodles
most jav is a little too weird or unappealing or the bloke is too old and ugly, takes ages to find a good one
>>221424053why would you skip a walk? fucking mong
Got a darkness within me that could be unleashed at any moment
>>221424065If you go to a gypsy camp and offer money for sex do you get your dick sucked or chopped off
>>221423848or when they talk about THAT incident in THAT game
have a good night's sleep watkins lad
Luv brits
>>221424104i don't like the ones where they show them being paid in the actual video
>>221424122no idea, dont want to go anywhere near those "people"
Fucking screaminghttps://x.com/clarksonsfarm1/status/2053889353777103303?s=46
love this hammered finish paint that you see on machining equipment
Gypos aren't scary. I saw an African immigrant preparing to kill and eat a puppy last year. Now that is scary.
>>221424104uglier the better for me, makes it easier to self-insert
east asians cant get off unless theres some aspect of defilement in the porn
>>221424143I don't like the ones where they get emotional at the end of a 30 man bukkake
you're all freaks and i only hang out with you because i feel bad
NEW>>221424204>>221424204>>221424204
>>221424208>>221424208>>221424208
I've gotten off the twink phase and back on the lezzer porn
>>221424220>>221424220
>>221424223>>221424210>>221424211fuck sake sort it out
