Rise and Shine Edition
fuck all of you
>>221447406
Well you can’t grow concrete
>>221447440Yeah you can
>>221447440Yes you can
Giz a sniff Emma.
>>221447459>>221447460
Tmartn and Syndicate
fortunes always hiding…
>>221447556clip your nails you fat jobless twat
… scored an early bedtime with a mystery gift (I can’t use Amazon - my account is locked) wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP Rome on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home
reckon the world is too serious for this kind of tomfoolery any more
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778623939691057.mp4
i look like this i fear
>>221447658woke wouldn’t allow it
>>221447664You might get a ban for this one lad
>>221447658Mental how much better LANs were compared to playing over the internet. Zoomers will never know the joy of this image and I feel sorry for them
up early and got nowt to do
>>221447770Get ready for toil
>>221447770are elliot
>>221447793if i must
a purple penis
starmers britain
>>221447397I am a Paki migrant saar pls tell me how to register vehicle saar
my friend wanted to go to the gym, but no longer wants to go due to the 'pain' associated. I love the girl, and I genuinely mean bless her heart because I watched her cry after a leg day. (She has medical disorders which meant muscle spasms, so it was the right move)
The Changing Face Of Britain
5 day weekend for me lads get in
>>221447873The longer you are away the more depressing it is to return.
>>221447868I have the palsy, it is much better to struggle for the mental benefit if she can.God bless you both.
>>221447595She porks an Aussie lad with a big member btwSame old Aussies, always winning!
>>221447893well i do enjoy my toil personally
For me? Keir Starmer
>>221447924I hope I find that someday.
It will happen to all of us, that at some point you get tapped on the shoulder and told, not just that the party is over, but slightly worse: the party’s going on and you have to leave
>>221447911his penis is ugly and she could do better
>>221447924how much does a tradey get paid there lad
>>221447943unless you're stalin
>>221447911>>221447946Penises? Uh... lads. There's a bodacious woman on the screen!
>>221447963women are just vessels for penis
<>>>/tv/220470292
>>221447955Is this real
>>221447959a fully-paid tradie is about £50-55k/year, then it depends on which trade, how long you’ve done it for and which firm ofc switched to industrial production some months back and make about £40k/year right now which is well enough for me
I don't think Olivia Rodrigo would get on with a man child like Lamine Yamal I think she would much prefer to buy my gf
Stopped in a box junction in London at the weekend so I reckon I've got a fine coming my way in the post
what is it with Christianity and forgiveness like a guy will kill their entire family and they’ll forgive him and people will be like “wowww that’s amazing he forgave him” it seems very very gay to me
>>221447955Yoooo they linked up!?
>>221448032>buy my gfHow much is she going for?
>>221448038They don’t all have cameras lel
>>221447440The way Roman concrete worked was a mystery for thousands of years and they literally figured it out in like 2023.It turns out that it had more limestone which caused it to disassociate and then re-grow to full any cracks or weaknesses it had any time it got wet. They invented a material that was miraculously strong for 10 different smart reasons and once by accident.
>>221448042Christians be like "I forgive the man that killed my entire family" And also be like"This is a Christian countreh get these fuckin immigrants OUT"
I bet Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips feels stupid now
I’d stick tongue up Emma Watson’s ass.
>>221448066Why what happened
>>221448085starmer raped her
what's the worst that can happen if I message this ad?
>women are just vessels for penis
>>221448103It’s a tranny
this nigga browsing craigslist in 2026
>>221448103the 18 yo female
turn that off!
fucking may
What will the weather be like in Swansea today
>>221448042the point is to not let evil into your heart just because evil was done to you
willy on the /tv/ ‘log
>You murdered my family? I forgive you... *sob*>You impregnated my daughter with your Abyssinian seed? REEEEE YOU ARE DEAD TO ME REBECCA! I WILL DISOWN YOU!
Why doesn't anyone ever try to assassination King Charles
Who are you quoting
my roots are strong and deep i'm swaying in your breeze
Prime Minister Jeb Bush
>oneitis casually mentioned “her boyfriend”I am going to fucking kill myself. I am going to fucking kill myself immediately.
>>221448053Hopefully not but it wouldn't surprise me if this one did because London is full of money grabbing cunts
>>221448275what if you find out that he's black
put to much perfume on and i smell like a mong
>>221448318*sniffs you with my big wet snorting nose*
>>221448297highly unlikely i live in like a 1% black area. What makes it the worst is that she’s objectively not that pretty, but she has that very rare manic pixie energy that i’m exclusively attracted to.
>>221448328Sorry to tell you sonHe’s black
>>221448328Never, ever say 'highly unlikely' when it comes to dating and people's sex lives. You don't know if she's a size queen.
>>221448358>>221448371i don’t even care about the race cucks. what’s more likely is that he moneymogs and heightmogs me, she’s pretty tall (shorter than me but still)
smells like a mong's boudoir in here
>>221448385So you don’t care that she’s a queen of spades you just want to wife her up? Typical yank cuck
>>221448328>What makes it the worst is that she’s objectively not that pretty,she is not your 'oneitis'
tummyberg gurgling and gagging for food but im not going to satisfy him because im on a diet
>SNP demanding more immigration Lmao they're desperate to oppose the native Scottish population with millions of English migrants
>>221448445Sounds political… this is /int/
>>221448431churning meat acid
Seriously though, 223 million Nigerians? 1.4 billion Indians? 112 million Congolese?Is there a single reason why the planet shouldn't be reduced to a global population of 500 million Nordic Whites?
>>221448457Yeah bbc
>>221448457black willies
Lidl app is a scam now. A fucking scam. Hate the bastards but can't shop anywhere else because Lidl is 5 minutes walk and Aldi and Asda are 20 minutes on the bus.
Daydreaming about winning the lottery and retiring and buying a bungalow with a small garden and growing vegetables in it
>>221448479:)
>>221448460>>221448466Asf
>>221448457Judeo ethics, tikun olam, building the Third Keich
>>221448457Yeah mass female suicide would occur
>>221448471
Sir Yank Nazi Mong (Emmet)
London has Arabs...London has loons...London has Russians, Pakis, and Poos...
any vantablack gorillaniggers in
>>221448485That's not how you use that phrase
>>221448506>109 countries evicted us because we're sweet and loving people.... THEY'RE the demons.
>>221448520New fag
lmao just remembered when trump told all the stupid fat fuck yanks to drink bleach
>>221448525>I have spent my life on 4chan you haven't Not an insult exactly
is nigel farage really going to be the next pm
might have a wank
>>221448542and they did
nigel garage
>>221448575
>>221448542Remember when Keir Starmer told Brits that they can't post here anymore? Lmao remember when Boris Johnson was caught having sex parties while Brits were suffering in lockdown?
>>221448542
Ummmm
inject horse dewormer into your eyeballs - donald j blumpf
Oh by the way, has anyone heard the results of the latest election in the UK?
white people have same skin colour as pigs lol
>>221448655Rather look like a pig than pig poop, me
Ben Shapiro but the kippah gets bigger like the hat in Scary Movie every time he about Hamas terrorists infiltrating this festival in the middle of the desert by parachute
these days im early riser pilled. im get up and gocelled
yanks
they're using gay porn to control us
>>221448750Especially lesbian porn it's so daym good blud
is it embarrassing to pay with coins at Tesco self checkout
got a pimple on the inside of my arsehole
Sleep can't get here fast enough tonight liddoes
>Now make his dad die
charging the mound of poo towering over the toilet bowl with a bayonet
grim day out there but it shall not dampen my spirits x
aw bless
cum is easily the worst word in the world. you'll be introduced to it in school and then when you're 40 in a meeting at work someone will say 'are you coming' and you'll need to suppress the involuntary thoughts pertaining to the second meaning.
the women in the office are always calling in sick. most weeks there isn't a single day when at least one of them isn't ill
rorke's mum telling him not on your nelly mister and dragging him away from the toys in tesco
>>221448905you try bleeding once a month from your penis
>>221448915troof nuke
rorke breaking down in a giant poo scream in the middle of the street at the mere thought of Warwick Davis
why is the middle square in bingo free. bloody commmunism that is
Leftypol counting Rorkes gracefully jumping over a fence to fall asleep
holy fucking dead thread peter
any oafish bores in this morning
Rorke and leftypol cuddling and snuggling together when /brit/'s not looking
right well that's the sausages on
is there hope for the future say the brown bells of merthyr
>>221448925i pray for this kind of infrequency
rorke getting diddy'd to stick it to cancel culture
>>221449005Noice lad you grilling?
all will be well if if if if if say the green bells of cardiff
i'm a sad man
>>221449040cheer up mate:)
>>221449024cant say anything nice can u
TRUMP: "We have a ballroom that's under budget. It's going up right here. I doubled the size of it because we obviously need that."REPORTER: "The price has doubled..."TRUMP: "I doubled the size of it, you dumb person. I doubled the size. You are not a smart person."
today (might have actually happened yesterday) i hit a £100k net worth for the first time.can't say i feel any different
I'm a sad girl I'm a bad girl I'm a bad girl
>>221449055LOL
>>221449027no, pan frying(image for illustration purposes only)
>women unironically think Michael B. Jordan is the best looking man on Earthgrim. very grim
how come when ever I go Tesco there is always the fittest women in the world walking about and I’m looking like some freak tramp
>>221449067did you know you can fry with air now?
woke up and immediately thought about her award
Good morning British people!
>>221449076If he was taller I’d get it
>>221449076blows my mind when they goon over the most nondescript black men they are so utterly mindfucked it’s unreal
>>221449064Are you a tall girl incl balls girl?
>>221449090
>>221449095I'm five foot four inches and I do not play ball games
>>221449067Those look nice lad. Good color on them. I'd nosh into them
>>221449093They have much lower standards for blacks. if a black isn't fat they get fawned over despite having the most average faces
>>221449079I've seen an attractive woman just one (1) time and it was an absolute stunning milf in a low cut top and I kept walking down the same aisle just to gawp at her. That was like 2 years ago though and its been nothing but munters since
>>221449093Which black guy would you find it acceptable for women to find hot then. Prove you aren’t just racist
>>221449107ladies and gentlemen i present the first minister of wales
>>221449110Yes ma'am. You now have my attention.
>>221449081refuse to buy an air fryer, pointless meme devise for people that can't cook
>>221449123cute
>>221449120Huell Babineaux
>>221449120Caleb Williams
>>221449128yes and they're awful plastic bins with a fan and a heating element insidewho'd want to put their food into something like that
my bank account is minus £4
67 competition!!!!
I haven't had a pint of lager since Christmas.
man need an etruscan gf
>>221449159you could owe maccies a couple of cheeseburgers
wakie wakie employim. it's time for toil
>>221449114Why’s that then?
>>221449120>acceptable for women You don't mean women in general you mean white women.
>>221449162need lager mm-mmm delicious lager
>>221449162Had brewdog “cold beer” at the weekendProper grim
alri
starting to miss the slightly chubby zoomer lass, she's been doing night shifts for nearly two months now :(
warwick davis in cornwall
not sure what’s going on I’m starting to see loads of scary looking men in my rural as fuck town middle of nowhere. Not being racist or anything but they are genuinely scary they look like the pirates from that Tom hanks movie
>>221449209get him down the jam butty mine
>>221449219Your ancestors would have smote them
>>221449204they seem nice what are they australians?
scrantavirus
>>221448167could be worse
just supported the new zealand meat industry
getting a bit sick of harrogatelad harrogateposting
>>221449232You don’t know my ancestors
i have a resting heart rate of 58
>>221449249>quadruple digit wind speeds'kin 'ell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nghTBrz1m_Q
last arrival at the office again
you know when the landlord comes to inspect will he check inside my wardrobe?? Or can I pile up all my shit and put it in there so the place looks tidy
lol
>>221449287doubt he'd look in there
>>221449287you type like someone who shouldn't even be interacting with other humans irlgrow up, dickhead
the conversation dried up with the 9/10 supervisor as we were walking in from the car park so it was like 40 seconds of awkward silence before we reached the door. Felt like an hour
>>221449298Ok thanks
>>221449307You’re a creepy incel that’s why
>>221449287all they're doing is making sure the place is relatively clean with no signs of damage/neglect/smoking/pets etc. They dgaf whats in your wardrobe
>>221448167bit chilly with possibility of rain but still a lovely spring day x
>>221449307just talk a load of random shite like I dohave verbal diarrhoea and then shut down when they ask for something, they respect that
A defeated manStarmer is going nowhere
>>221449267Your ancestors are my ancestors. Don't hide from me
>>221449323I'm just shit at small talk, got no patter at all. But then again she didn't pipe up with anything either
>>221449348Starmer just bummed him
>>221449348>so are you going then?>nah>ok bye
about to do the unthinkable lads (apply for a job)
about to do the unthinkable lads (public bumwank)
>>221449369Wish I could do that
>>221449377um that's illegal
mad how they kind of look alike, but fair play to the absolute mad lad
WOW and i mean WOW
you can grow concrete
only gone and burned the scrambly egg AGAIN
>>221449400I don't know about concrete but I grow harder every time you post babe x
>>221449348raped that bender
>>221449348
>outlasts five governments
>>221449393>SHE'S ONLY 29 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCKS
Headache and sinus pain has reduced significantly. Congestion reduced slightly. Sore throat has become significantly worse however. Cannot speak and can only whisper currently team. Sucking a strepsil.
call my willy Strepsil
>>221449417keir isn't going anywhere
snap BACK to reality
>>221449417caberg
>>221449431Keir's ideal bvll.
>>221449424you suck on it when you've got a cold?
slept for around 10 hours and feel absolutely exhausted like I haven't slept for a single second, don't even have the energy to cook a meal. also feel like my head is about to explode and it won't go away for at least 8 hours fucking hell I had such plans for today but I'm utterly fucking ruined
man in a dress alert yes you sacked tranny you are a man haha
might rent a van
really need to make up my mind about whether i'm going to be a benzo addict or an opioid addict, can't afford to be doing both
>>221449470what are you going to do with the van?
>>221449480going to get more furniture for the incelflat to make it look more "lived in"
shagged the gfs fanny right off last night
>>221449490good idea
>>221449107based Rhun
grand rising :)
meet the crew
>>221449500He's trying to kill himself i think. He looks horrible
Larry should be the next PM
>>221449470I might do that tooWe will be men with ven
oppa rorkey style
need to get a gf and buy a house with her
>>221449563you're riding bitch on the bitch rack
I'm halfway through The Iliad.Apparently Achilles is the hero of this story but more than 220 pages in and he has spent the entire book sitting in a tent because he's mad about a woman
just planted some yarrow, lovage, chamomile, lemon mint, lactuca virosa, and agrimony medieval niggas used all of these as medicine so ill be making tinctures and testing the effects
Starmer is literally just grey rocking all of the seething freaks challenging him for his job. What a literal chad lmao
spent 12 hours a day every day from the age of 17 to 27 posting on brit
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1778657906793353.webm
>>221449586Relatable.
>>221449586so it turns out Achilles is literally me
These men are the first step in a long walk to deport the darkies and save Britain
>>221449591best gimmick in the history of /brit/?
playing the new spiderman game
>>221449639at least 3 of these men look like actual nonces
I'm nice to women IRL but I can only get off to porn where they're being utterly degraded and humiliated
>>221449591seems a bit excessive, what does the gf think about that?
>>221449674I don't like that kind of porn but I'm mean to women irl. We're opposites
>>221449674they also like that thoughever
>>221449686you son of a bitch
I like lesbian porn or looking at twinks what's wrong with me then
>>221449705Brofist
>>221449711you’re a yank
>>221449695I will never understand this. I get the feeling of domination being hot to them, but why is being degraded arousing? Where does that come from?
>>221449717Oh right.
>>221449647this is what gamers want
is that yank who was trying to get into simpcity on
>>221449754>this is what gamers want
>>221449752bit gay
took the day off toil for yet another horse jumping competition
>>221449409
>>221449785Is this a common activity in Sweden?
horse
>>221449655Look like your da' do they?
The other night I dreamt that I was browsing /brit/ and someone called me a stupid yank!Haha
took the day off toil for yet another horse wanking competition
whores
>>221449219>leftypol starts panicking when they arrive in his all-white area despite campaigning them to be here
>>221449780i just like watching him do yoga that's all x
leftyright and rorkeyrorke
>>221449813well my missus is a horse girl so if you’re living with a horse girl then i’d say yes
>>221449901your missus is a horse?
>>221449904well that's unfortunate
>>221449904>roiding for this
>>221449904roiding is a mental disorder
>>221449904"I'm not a piece of meat, I hate men!"
set it and forget it
>>221449970See itSay itSorted
very hungry this morning. contemplating an 11:00 dinner
swinging around my incel enclosure
>>221449915that’s not what i meant ._.
had I dream that I was snogging a fit lassbrainberg being very cruel to an incel freakazoid like myself
Got a real problem now. I go to yoga once a week to attempt to undo decades of computer and chair. Previously it's all been oldies and fatties, the occasional yummy mummy but nobody actually fit that I'd look to closely at. Yesterday had an actual extremely attractive toned young 20s girl and I kept trying to take peeks at her out the corner of my eye. I just know if I get the opportunity to go directly behind her it's all over for me. We were doing this move where you sort of go on hands and knees and circle forwards while arching your back, if I was behind during that I would have been in boner city.
>>221450035>cd rack on left I have a shot
Woke up but wish I could sleep forever
>>221450036
>>221450036Boner is such a funny word
>>221450106
>>221450095what if you slept forever but you were always having a nightmare
Lovely shades of melancholy hissing out of my soul like squid ink from the depths of my misery
>>221450112Not funny when a class full of yoghurts catch you with one and chase you out screaming "pervert" at you. Then it becomes significantly less funny.
>>221447494>what is concrete
>>221448137im sold
