Dmitry Bivol edition
*enters /brit/*
never met anyone from Denmark, not convinced it even exists
>>221450149
Listening to American football LP4So far kinda shmid
>>221450183could do with a bowl rn ngl
fat ass is disgusting
Little gook man talking about bums is it
corrrrrrrr
>>221450214Gay if you wouldn't
>>221450189White women when they smell a bbc or a sugary beverage at Starbucks
>look at hourly forecast>11 degrees rain 11 degrees rainLovely spring weather
>>221450230What's the brown sauce? Why is the egg a puck?
Still shrieking at this image What a pathetic little manImagine getting dominated by Starmer
>>221450257was only a quickie
The hottest women poo maltesers
>>221450254>What's the brown sauce?It's literally called brown sauce
>>221450253week on friday set to be a certified scorcherino
>>221450245You don’t do yourselves any favours
>>221450254It starts with a warm, crisp hash brown, melting cheese, rasher bacon and a freshly cracked egg. Finished with two 100% Aussie beef patties and a generous dollop of BBQ sauce in between a toasted sesame seed bun.
>>221450230coooooooorrrrrr look at the state of that get in my belly you glorious bastard
>>221450277Will be autumn in fucking 3 months and we're still getting shite grim weatherHate this fucking country
picking up radio transmissions from jupiter
>>221450277it bank holiday freakend too
did 5 press-ups and now I'm knackered :(
hate burgers with so much shit on them you can't fit it all in your mouth in one bite
>>221450254Long egg
>>221450320this post is an anti-american dogwhistle
>>221450283Wdym
>>221450320but thats what makes it an EPIC double bacon cheezeborgor!!!!
i can haz cheeseburger?
>>221450320Alri Gordon
Having a BBQ on Saturday to celebrate my day of birth, currently it's raining every day but Saturday. I hope this remains the case because the gigantic gazebo I've borrowed off a guy from work looks like hard work to assemble.
miss all the good emojis like :l :L :s
foaming at the gash
>>221450342
>>221450352Emoticons :/
>>221450350FONT
>>221450352:P
>>221450245>>221450283>>221450329I laughed>>221450320Get your gob around an aussie burger with the lot. Bacon, cheese, grilled pineapple, egg, beetroot lettuce tomato phwoar
gelbooru is down because of woke cloudflare
>>221450343He's so overrated as a chef. Could cook circles around him and Marco
who would win pirates or ninjas
>>221450352;_;
>>221450381Could also bum him?Cheeky bum sesh for Gordon?
on Google Maps looking at American suburbs in New EnglandAmericans live like kings ffs
>>221450384Pirates have guns
>>221450407So did ninjas though
>>221450378lucky I already have all my favourite doujins saved x
>>221450394he's supposedly a cuck and has a dominatrix mistress so he'd likely request a bumming.
Up the RA Nigel?
>>221450381He's entertaining
has sir keir renounced his seat yet
>>221450422wish I had the money to afford a fit dominatrix mistressfucking woke won’t let me
nobody ever says "fap" any more
>>221450439Good
Anyone know who that secret chef that's been arrested for raping is? Reckon it's probably Heston, he's got a look about him.
>>221450350Happy birthday la, my birthday next week but I'll probably just rot in my smeggy bedroom on the day itselfGot plans later in the week thoughbeit
So Rorke, it says here on your CV you are committed to TND. Can you explain a little bit about this?
full body wanking
Fapping my boner
>>221450432Kwanzaa cake lady getting bombed again lol>>221450437Open 50 restaurants that serve fish n chips and sticky toffee pudding the only fucking thing that poof can make.
might turn up to unite the kingdom on saturday because i'm in the area and there will be fitties there
>>221450343>>221450381Best chef objectively is Jamie Oliver>inb4 muh school mealsYou're either a fat bastard or council dwelling scumJamie provides high quality, nutritious recipes for the everyman, non of this haute bullshit things a large white English family can cook after a long day of aiding their nation
>>221450398went there last year, very beautiful, but the entire eastern part of massachusetts is just one giant suburb, weird place, lexington was full of rich people who fly ukraine/pali/gay/blm flags everywhere, insufferableplymouth was nice
>>221450378works on my machine
rorke doing a twerky dance
>>221450455Happy birthday to you too, sometimes wish I could have a smeggy bedroom but wifeberg won't allow it
mad how david guetta made a career making absolute rank edm shite
sun's come out now. what an experience x
>>221450511Trvke
woke won't let me wank the willard
While we're at it, ive never liked "kek" over the classic lol
SGILF’s
>>221450511Didn't really like him and prefer Genarro Contaldo, who Oliver tried to make a celebrity chef. Can't be arsed up the piss about Jamie Oliveer
the gilded cockcage
>>221450559Nolan has lost his mind
>>221450559Start storing uranium rods in niggers arses
>>221450584s
>>221450566Do not for the life of me remember asking
>>221450320burgers and all sandwiches should be able to be eaten comfortably with one hand. Thats the whole point in them they're supposed to be convenient.
*enters /balk/* how’s it going lads, save the queen and that
>>221450559>divine beauty and a golden-haired demigodto>the race that launched a thousand ships & josh hartnett with aids
*flies through the thread*
save the queen from whom?
>>221450559Can’t wait for Rorke’s performative meltdown about this LMAO
>>221450584international woggery wandering around looking like oversized fireflies
poo and rape
>>221450621The pakis, niggers, etc etc ad infinitum
>>221450621she's dead mate
we don't say that word here mate
*crushes date rape drugs into aussielads red rooster combo* alri
Australians order hungry jacks off menulog
>>221450675send dave benson phillip's pert black buttocks flying through the hyperloop
>>221450592Early onset alzheimers
we need a great storm that washes all the pakis away
>>221450675grow up
'look at menulog' is what yorkshire dads say when they've just curled one off and want you to rate it
Little black nigger man speeding around the large hadron collider. Add a paki and a gook to it. Smash them together. Maybe we can isolate the biomass particle… Worth exploring, no?
Well, that's your lot.The McDonald's Breakfast Menu is now CLOSED for the day.Better luck next time.
Aussies be like:>You fancy a couple of drinks down at the hotel?
>>221450743hang on i fought it went till 11 pard
why doesnt london have the same sort of anthems that new york does? wish i could belt out the english equivalents of theme from new york/empire state of mind
me can't believe it not custard
>>221450743Not til 11 these days you fucking prole
>>221450756>>221450763I thought it shut at half 10.
it not right
>>221450752Let me translate>oi wanna sink some piss at the local?
>>221450743Is that pork sausage?
>>221450752>Ya cravin a couplabeeeers dahn the pubbo
not really feeling /brit/ todayvibes are off
>>221450743still about 15 mins left to shovel slop down your gob
>>221450757um what about 'LDN' by lily Allen
>>221450675Some Russian guy stuck his head into a particle collider once and he was (mostly) finehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
>>221450783We all sense what is comming.
>>221450783Tucker Carlson sex arse
does rorke prefer maccies breakfast menu or regular menu?
>>221450780there's only one kind of sausage Bruce and you FUCKING know it
>>221450757london calling by the clash
>>221450787dont like her
>>221450757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFsMUHIWJQQ
ora ora rorke.. you dare challenge the bancho of brit high?
Biomass.Incinerator.Pensioners homes.Heat them.
>>221450813lamb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPlYT87C4BM
get the potholes filled
just blew my nosesubscribe for more updates
>>221450802classic russian
>>221450848go to bed
>>221450783too many jokes about Aussies, the most British brits around
>>221450864Spray paint cocks on them and the city will act faster
10 million biomass on pensions in 2040 and millions of rorkes getting melted down to fill the potholes
>>221450592Did you ask for this? Yet here it is. After i slap the black out of you
streeting's fucked it then?
>>221450866has it a nice mix of hard crust and gooey inside? a proper nose-pick should be like a creme brulee or a scotch egg
>>221450886is that katy's stress baton aha x
sorry i've got anger management
bitch on a pension suck my dong
>>221450897not quite, starmers fucked him. sources are saying he did it at 9999999999.9mph, hence the short meeting
>>221450915lol retard
>>221450559
screeching at this
>>221450886*starts shadowboxing*Come have a go then la
I'm Rorke and I wake up around 6AM, hit the treadmill, shower, get dressed, head out, grab a coffee from this one local spot I know.Then I sit in the park for a little while and think about what I want to accomplish that day.But that's just me..
>>221450938BBC won. Global culture is defined by BBC. BBC sports, BBC music, BBC language. The UK should be very proud
hippity hoggeryabolish public woggery
>>221450940can't tell if those are bollocks or udders
>>221450864With the biomass I would hope
new jimmytalks out
>>221450944*gets you in a bear hug**starts slow dancing*
eating slightly gone off avocado and crying
I'm cooked, chat
>>221451004sir brown and weeping
>>221450972The Nigerians melted. A road fixed. A clue gained.
rorke getting ambushed by the mandem for his racist comments online and being forced to twerk for them
right going for a walk to get some scran because i'm fucking ill from drinking last night
Define 'scran'
>>221451031The sensible solution.
>>221450972GCHQ has been notified of your post.
>>221451028da legion of boom
>>221451051scranny
no it's not a "wank folder", it's a collection of portraits of girls I would be willing to have sex with
rorke hiding in the loft with his lagos lass when highway maintenance come knocking
>>221450254easier to do lots of eggs at once
making pot hole filler for the Reform party
>>221451094Anndambo Frankubele
we're all having fun at the end of the day
Awaab Ishak died aged two following exposure to mould, an inquest foundbiomass killing other biomass
might just start referring to the useless Nigerians I work with as "potholes"
>>221451137Howl
I DENOUNCE /BRIT/ AS THE ANTICHRIST
Rourke when his daughter brings home her Nigerian boyfriend who refers to her as 'my pothole'
>>221450183Tim Byrne's brother
stock market is basically free infinite money at the minute
>>221451131kwaab ishak
Reform establishing the Department of Pothole Filling to tackle the brown crisis
>>221450986gigantic pupilsstatus: on the eccies
>>221451174
>>221451174Ur mum was the pothole Jackson
get the potholes filledget the mould moulding
>>221451176ye
>>221451183have you seen the price of nigerians these days
can we get a quick shout-out to john bonham's squeaky bass pedal
>>221451176it will crash any minute nowthen i will invest
second cup of tea already? maybe??
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778442364754207.webm
croydon will have the best roads in the country
bloody potholes down every corner in cornwall
>>221451174LOL
>>221450106My dad has been training Bivol during his early years living in Saint-Petersburg
the togolese tarmacthe angolan aggregatethe congolose concreteas it were
I don't think mainlanders realise how fucked up Norn Iron still is.Sectarianism is a pox on the soulhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c172w8ly4gwo
can i get a cup of tea with my tesco meal deal?
you tell 'em georgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jfTaIW8mqg
0|-/|\Davros lol
>>221451292botswani bitumen
im tweaking out my nigga noggin
>>221451326yeah
>>221451292the Haitian Hardcore
>>221451292the malian motorwaysthe senegalese streetsthe rwandan roundabouts
>>221451324screaming that's so Davros
oh my days i'm such an evil pervert i literally just had my annual review with HR and started tugging it mid call when wanked to her outlook pic afterwardsfucking jodie from hr and her big tits
>>221451304My local Tesco Express has a Costa machine, maybe that does tea, and maybe you can get that in the meal deal, but I dunno
>>221451347burkinabé boulevard
Insane hairline
why would your annual review be with HR? State of these larps from lads who have never been employed in their lives
>>221451376after a certain point you stop caring(unless you're me and you're still taking fin, min and microneedling with a norwood 5)
found this under my bed from when I was a yuteunfortunately only a grinder and empty bags left in it
>>221451391unfortunately it seems there is someone in mental health crisis who is posting a lot this morning
'Yeomen of the Guard' fark these poms are cornyReckon they wear silly hats and say shit like 'oi oi 'alt in the name of the king!'
the Rwandan Rubblethe Kenyan Quick-Drythe Gambian Gravel
>>221451376don't get why lads cut their hair like this. it looks way better if your hair starts closer to your forehead.
you need to get on that caffeine shampoo mate it totally reversed my balding and now I have a full head of hair
>>221451391retard if you're gonna call someone out make sure you have a clue what you're talking aboutwe have a "People Manager" from HR that does all the annual reviews to check if people have met their targetsthis is not something you do with your line manager where i work because it's supposed to be independent
>>221451401your king too
>>221451409hear it really wakes up the hair follicles
Ought to go to gymtoil on lunch break, try to rebuild some muscles
>>221451401shut up you stupid cunt lol
>>221451376not reallyevery other man 40 and over has this hairline or worse
>>221451409Why would you lie about something like this? Do you make money from sales of caffeine shampoo?
I'm simply not going bald. 34 and it's really thick, barber (female) loves it
Just had my annual review with King Charles
my granddad waited 7 year waiting list for a hip replacement, finally he got the surgery and then got sepsis from the surgery and died.God bless our NHS right
people get so boring in their 30s
>>221451447Keir get off your phone
The Bodies of Three young girls have been found on Brighton Beach in Sussex as police swarm area
>>221451454well if it wasn't for the poor wait times he might have died of sepsis 7 years earlier
>>221451423Chuck is the King of Australia here, not the King of Britain of whateverand we don't have 'Yeomen', sounds like some type of gay fetish group
wanking to blacked jav
Nooticed that anyone someone posts about their job, wife, or anything even remotely normal, /brit/ will accuse them of larping. They are dubious of even the most common things that millions of people do, like going to work or having sex.
>>221451479why
>>221451468This is a first world country no one should be dying from fucking infection in a hospital
>>221450106This guy looks so central asian despite not being one it's eire
How can there be hip replacements and heart replacements and brain replacements but no cock replacements. Reckon it's a conspiracy to stop blokes from all having 8 inchers.
>>221451486the size difference is hot
>>221451487oh grow up pampered baby
>>221451454Sorry to hear about your grandad lad.NHS is absolutely fucked, I'm certain half the "doctors" aren't actually qualified
>died from hip replacementGOOD. my taxes shouldn't go to people who sat on their arse all day instead of exercising and sorting themselves out.hope MORE people die from sepsis during these kind of operations
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-13/stella-prize-2026-winner-lee-lai-cannon-graphic-novel/106664962Oh my days
>>221451485If you claim to earn 150k with a WFH job and refuse to provide proof you will be called a larperIf you claim to be successful, married and have children while posting in prime dosser hours you will be called a larperIf you for no reason start claiming to have shagged hundreds of women you will be called a larperNobody is getting called a larper for normal things
dog shit posts and reddit spacing. name a more iconic cuo
>>221451501He's right, however.>>221451517You don't pay taxes on benefits
>>221451530spelling mistake. my life is over
>>221451521I actually went down the route of trying to provide proof once and people just kept accusing me of printing out a fake payslip or using my dad's. Short of revealing your name and identity it's hard to show proof.
make 150k wfh, married with kids now, but must've shagged 50 women in my time on the field
/brit/ be like"just finished lunchberg might pootoil while posting zesty bradleys" and everyone replies with "screaming"
>>221451567KTIM!!!!!!!!!
here is something you can't understand
>>221451507Thanks mate>>221451517lol he worked since 14 on a farm all day everyday grafting he was still working before he went in for surgery
make 300k wfh, married with kids from two wives now, but must've shagged 700 women in my time on the field
saying "reddit spacing" is actually a very reddit thing. a bit like "the narwhal bacons at midnight" - sekret phrase only redditors know!!! you are not from this site!!!!"name a more iconic cuo [sic]" is also a reddit phraseand they are called paragraphs you utter mong
mental how much of a psycho mark corrigan was
married 50 times, work with women and shagged 150k (kids)
>>221451583>reddit spacingshan't be reading
>>221451585not a real person mate
>>221451567ktimmers
cockmogs me!
Niggas will unironically call that a BWC lmao
all I wanted was a pepsi
>>221451596you did though, you're not fooling anyone
I make 60k in a wfh environment (in an office on my own doing nothing but eating, watching films and posting on 4chan)
The King is speaking to the nation and you're here talking about willies
>>221451610>>221451613
>>221451632ktim but i earn a bit less
right well that's a man's johnson
>>221451583You're right. I've been on 4chan for years (far too long) and the fact is that paragraph spacing has existed on 4chan probably since the beginning (before Reddit existed).
>>221451632Wow 60k!!!What’s that like 45k after tax??Wow £45,000 I wonder what I can do with that! Nothing
I earn 23k per annum working part-time at a petrol station, mostly nights.
>>221451665true, it's a meme used by redditors trying too hard to fit in
>>221451669alright, no seething, settle down
There are a lot of software developers in this thread. Salaries for software developers are much higher than most jobs, even doctors and lawyers. Earning 100k as a software developer is pretty standard. And now with AI, many people working from home barely do anything.So saying>I earn 150K WFH and I shitpost on 4chan all dayis not really something to be incredulous about, especially if they are in London.I'm on 110k myself and I'm one of the lowest paid at my company (the only level 2, everyone else is 3 or above).
Import more Sikhs and Hindus.
Genuinely depressed that I’ll be 30 in a couple of years. Your 20s go by so fast and suddenly you’re on the brink of middle age.
>>221451669You could buy a sexy car to pick up slags and a big hot tub to bring them back to
well that's a Sage data error at work great good thanks
why do they love cars so much
>>221451689yeah rust developers (a few posts in the general) in finance or crypto easily earn 170,000+. we have a huge pay gap in the UK and /brit/ posters aren't even aware.
doesn't matter I'll probably be hit by a car anyway
>>221451700I'm 36 and in the best place physically, emotionally and financially that I have been ever
>Bodies of three women recovered from sea in Brighton, police sayserial killer on the loose
my side hustle? I sell tat on etsy
The NHS is fucking hopeless. They are failing my grandad, who has been given 12 weeks to live, and it's horrible to watch but i'm powerless to do anything about it.
>>221451712Proper rapid init
>>221451750you voted for this
>>221451737wait that's my postI posted that yesterdaywhat are you doing
>>221451738Most likely went swimming and then 1 started drowning and the other 2 drowned trying to save her Very common unfortunately
>>221451738probably wogs trying to arrive on a dinghy and drowned in the channel.
>>221451758No I didn't.
>>221451737yes unc 36 is the new 18
for me, what won me over, was their 'kill that lads grandad' policyit's a winner on the doorsteps
>>221451798who did you vote for?
>>221451810I don't vote.
>>221451820not voting is the same as voting for the establishmentserves you right
got the Manic Street preachers on x
>>221451831No it's not. Every vote is a vote for the establishment. Not voting is opposition.
voting is gay
voting is goyim coded
voting for the kill the pensioners party
>>221451854nah if you don't vote you don't get an opinionyou're not a rebel, your a lazy complacent mong
imagine if every one of these nhs whiners had voted reform. instead they post on xitter about immigrants in nhs queues.
earlyish new>>>>>>
>>221451876isn’t it compulsory in your police state?
>>221451899oh heres the joker linking to the old
rorke owning the liberals by watching his gran die of an easily preventable illness because the NHS was shut down
>>221451900yes and it shouldn't bepeople should vote, but the state shouldn't force them to do itand if people exercise their right not to be forced to go somewhere they don't want to go and be made to do something they don't want to do under threat of punishment, I'm still going to exercise my right to call them a lazy complacent mong
>>221451900yes they send a death squad to kill you if you dont vote
morning all
Israel is going to win Eurovision and mass seethe will ensue.
what's so morning about it
>>221451949g-d wills it
New>>221451959
eurovision not middle east dune coon visionget em all disqualified
>>221451876no, if you vote you are a complacent mong because you are reinforcing a broken system, rather than refusing to participate in the charade.
>>221451995unless you're out there protesting and trying to create change you literally aren't doing shit and are just making up excuses to be lazy but still want to get to complain about things you've made not even the minimum effort to do something about
