>>221451959
Idk who that is

>>221451967
Alri actual tadpole

>>221451967
looks like a draugr queen

>>221451949
rightly so because it’s rigged

>>221451984
The bint from labyrinth? No idea

IHOP = International House of Pancakes

Yet I've never seen one

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>>221452003
Cope. The song was a banger and the dancers were gorgeous.

You know how camgirls and online sellers are all Venezuelans and Ukrainians? What if there was a war in UK or Finland? All the women would starve

reform want to privatise the nhs. i want an nhs that works, not one that is inaccessible for most of the country.

got drunk last night and starting since BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE WORD EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD really loudly with the windows open reckon my neighbours heard me

>>221452032
women in this country could do with skipping a few meals

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is it over for me

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>>221452008
It's Demi Moore. She's known for Striptease because men are pigs but her best film is GI Jane by Ridley Scott. A feminist triumph before it was cool

They should make a healthcare system where you can pay for treatment but it's not extortionate

>>221452020
You actually have to go outside, Rorke

>>221452036
private businesses are more efficient so yeah good idea especially because i pay more in tax than i would going private

>>221452058
Ive seen it a long time ago. Lovely boobs

Really looking forward to landing in the UK later this year and getting myself a peng chavette with large chebs

>>221452032
women would be required to serve. infact its their turn to be on the frontline and be cannon fodder.

some laws don't apply to them for example they can park wherever they want

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the NHS used to be good, cheap AND fast but it's become slow only because of unsustainable immigration

if they just restricted free NHS access to british people and made everyone else pay it would become the best in the world

>>221452068
you dont pay tax, you are a neet that leeches off everyone else.

>>221452059
why

>>221452083
lmao mugged him right off

>>221452086
oh fuck off weird cunt go die in America

>>221452094
i paid over 40k in tax last year as a sole trader so fuck you

>>221452109
liar

>>221452083
screamer

Zack Polanski will never become PM, Green Party is just a tiktok meme

>>221452083
screaming done him!!!

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>try to add money to my vanguard account
>payment keeps getting rejected
>this happens over a matter of weeks every time I try
>Finally call Santander
>they insist it's nothing on their end, all looks good
>claim there's nothing they can change to help out
>tell them I'll try the transaction one more time with them on the phone
>immediately goes through
Right well they clearly changed something didn't they
Shame I missed out on weeks of free money from this bullish market

>>221452086
wish we had MAID here

we can put down our pets to end their suffering but not ourselves. It not right.

>>221452121
ok

Get the Nigerians melted down into fuel

business idea:
shat poolanki

>>221452107
enjoy your 18 month wait

>>221452036
Mental how people get away with just spreading blatant lies like this, even elected politicians

Wish I was King.

>>221452131
if someone wants to die they are free to kill themselves.

Big willys

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yeah i'll be paying cash

>>221452130
switch bank rorke, santander is awful

>>221452096
I think it might work

mental elves got me by the bollocks today team
just feels like my life is one hitherto unknown step away from total disaster and collapse

imagine if every country on earth had their elections at the same time that would be mad

gfberg is the breadwinner

>>221452150
an Australian King? lmao not on my watch Bruce.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

the UK is a failed state

death to all females

>>221452154
Free in the sense that it's not illegal. But if you want to do in such a way that death is guaranteed (i.e you don't end up a vegetable) and which doesn't inconvenience or traumatise anyone else, it's not that easy to do.

me? up 430 quid today
basically my day rate there

>>221452159
First of all how'd you know I'm rorke
Second of all don't see how a bank that I only use for daily payments can be better or worse than any other?

nuke the entire world

Incels should be melted down and used to heat turkish barbershops in winter

aussies don’t say “throw a shrimp on the barbie” they actually say “show your cock up me hairy arse”

Can't remember the last time I paid for something in cash
Useless method

australia is basically gibralter

>>221452060
Sam Hyde looking rough

>>221452237
ive never said that

I was next in line for the throne before Charles but was disappeared by the CIA
I'll most likely defect to the Kremlin and rule the Commonwealth in exile but for the right sum I may reconsider and allow the pretender his pleasantries

>>221452241
this is because you're a deliveroo blobman shut-in, instead of interacting with the general public and going to dodgy gigs or car boot sales or whatever

>>221452220
i've been with four banks: santander, starling, hsbc and natwest
i had to close my hsbc account because they refused to let me withdraw money for "security" reasons right before i went on holiday
i also closed santander because payments kept failing for no reason
my main one is starling now but they block payments to some service, so i have natwest as a backup (but natwest also refuse withdrawals sometimes so i never put too much in there)

it does make a difference so always keep some spare in another account

bought a new house but I can't have a wank because I have no blinds and there are builders outside and I'm scrared they'll take pictures of me wanking :(

>>221452241
you cant remember the last time you could see your willard, fatty

>>221452261
I dont go to car bootsales because im not a paki or a gypo
Everywhere worth going accepts car payments

>>221452253
lying isn’t very nice is it

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gyattdaym he cooked with that on chappy got fried up

>>221452282
neither is being n*rdic

This retard at the psych ward that lives above me fucked his back up moving the heavy chairs to try and keep me awake lmao

>>221452277
Project on

Never met a swede I could say was a human being that deserved human rights.

>>221452226
heard someone say the word incel in real life yesterday. thought it was an internet only word

>>221452294
shan't be reading all that

>>221452298
wow, rude

rights for rorke

hope bruce doesn't have another multiple thread meltdown about nords again :/

>>221452294
why are you posting that waffle?

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this is pengville

David Jason will be the next big british establishment sex paedo to be exposed

>>221452294
80 years old and still buying properties lol

>>221452294
lmao just think outside the box mate

was messing about with the AI in my group chat and it said 'shitposting' unironically didnt like that one bit

>>221452329
just read all this

>>221452305
for gen z there is no distinction between ‘real life’ and the ‘the internet’

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Love seeing all these rich boomers on that plague ship decided to not only get off it, but to then take several flights onwards to incredibly isolated corners of the globe.

>an American woman left the Hondius in St Helena on April 24th and then traveled in the following weeks to Pitcairn Island in the Pacific (via South Africa, San Francisco, Tahiti and Mangareva). Because of the possible exposure, she is now isolating/quarantining on Pitcairn.

>>221452349
rubbish

>>221452284
wtf does that even mean?
>>221452294
the problem can be fixed easy. All property seized and obly the king allowed to own land

getting meme mogged by an ai is crazy

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>>221452294
>This isn't X, it's Y.

do australians realise that their monarch is the king. like the king from britain? you are literally ruled by us.

rorke contacting 3 eastern european rent boys in secret

fuck nords all my homies hate nords king harlaus reigns supreme

>>221452304
holy based! same could be said of all n*rdic beasts

>>221452351
Average age of 1st time homebuyer in Vancouver Canada is 46 years old. Boomers are simply living too long.

brb going to attempt one handed pushup

I need a vacationnnnnnnnn

>>221452390
No mate. Think you mean to say he's the King of Australia.

King of England could spark out any aussie he wants and nothing could be done about it

>>221452401
bet youre actually gonna attempt the third one handed knuckle shuffle of the day

>>221452405
vaycay as the yanks call it
a cute word
a beautiful word

>>221452401
kind of did it. could do with more depth

mum used to fancy Bruno mars until she found out he was 5’4

just rubbed my green boner

Why didn't Sir Poo Barmer purge the party of his enemies? Damn foolish to put backstabbing traitors in positions of power. Rayner, Streeting, Phillips and their ilk should be in a gulag being worked to death.

>>221452422
me when a girl asks me to put my penis inside her

rorkey needy vacay

>>221452430
all his early music is about being an incel then he got rich

>>221452430
likes the brown men does she

>>221452430
reckon shes ever been blacked

I didn't know 5 knuckle shuffle was slang for masturbation
I thought John Cena made it up

are we gonna get another stimulus cheque?

game: Skyrim
race: Breton
gf: Lydia (nordic sluts LOVE Breton BVLLS)
quest: running around just exterminating nords

Suppose we could always fuck him right off and become a republic

>>221452450
Not really brown is he
>>221452456
Doubt it we don’t leave near any of that stuff

>>221452390
>us
we aren't ruled by pakis and nigs. calm down lil bro ong

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big shit going down today

The People's Republic of Cornwall and Jersey
AKA "The Cream Nation"

>>221452489
It's only the King's speech.

>>221452468
why we generating text with AI now ffs looks weird

>>221452463
>Breton
related to Nords I believe through Nedes

been there it was all pakis and chinks
aussies stand on business though they do not shag and marry chink slags

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Fuck the king fuck the monarchy get it abolished

>>221452463
rorke: my life a damn movie

>>221452468
this but for potholes

macron getting booed by dem africans and pulling out the ungawa ungawa ungawa on them

if you don't know what ungawa means google that shit

>>221452472
Australia will never go Republican.

would you be starmer's rent boy?

>>221452468
London centric shite. Have lived here all my life and have never met a Jamaican, Chilean, Dominican, bajan, Vietnamese, Sudanese, somali or bosnian. Hate disingenuous leftypol cretins so much.

>>221452525
Absolutely ludicrously based

>>221452516
so are Imperials, what's your point?

nigel farage didn't bother to turn up for the King's speech, the lazy sod.

>>221452557
i met all except domincan

Reckon anon's mum would fancy me
my stats
>6'3
>7.5x5.6
>Chiselled jawline
>Broad shoulders
>Hunter eyes

rorke getting his wee arse blacked

>>221452468
>original inhabitants get 5 lines
>People arrived in the last 50 years get half the poem
I know this guy is a subversive foreigner but at least try to be less obvious about it

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>>221452480
looks quite brown to me

>>221452572
you're insane

>>221452566
farage has a real party to lead no time for dress up games

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Tune still

airdropping mosquitos infested with zika into africa

Hip hop has been dead since illmatic

Rorke thinks it’s a point of pride that he only interacts with other inbreds and doesn’t experience other cultures

africans be like oh no infectious mosquitos whatever will we do

>>221452600
good
jewish rubbish

>>221452551
probably
the only ones who really give a shit about the topic are boomers who love the royals and terminally online zoomers fighting the American culture war who pretend to love the royals to signal how totally trad they are
99.999999999999% of everyone else just doesn't think or care about that sort of thing. being a republic or not has no bearing on their lives and they will think you're a freak with a tiny cock if you do care

>>221452587
banger

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ICEMAN FRIDAY

>>221452565
A true nord hater would be a beast race in order to be as far removed from nords as possible

used to exclusively listen to hip hop but have branched out more in my 20s

>>221452586
ah yes him and his 4 cronies are so busy they have no time for constitutional ceremonies

odds i pay £200 to go to the chelsea tottenham match alone on tuesday

evens i stay alone in my incel house and drink

>>221452635
ayo why he got gobs of cum on his beard tho

>>221452557
leftypol hasn't met them either

>>221452640
I liked to find the samples of the songs I liked and go from there

>>221452649
What ticket is 200£

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At what salary does working a full-time job become worth it?

There's an argument to be made that some salaries, albeit more than you make from a PIP fiddle, just aren't worth the 40 hour week sacrifice and lack of flexibility that comes from being employed.

Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

>>221452663
>200£
Well done for outing yourself as a foreigner

>>221452663
train and hotel

>>221452468
Benjamin Zephaniah spoke at my 99% white school back in the day
Can't really remember what he said beyond his propagandistic poems the English teachers loved so much

vgh nose so blocked I feel like I'm underwater thick yellow phlegmy viscous mucous body gets too icky when it's starts being all about fluids coming out of it

>Streeting allies tell BBC they expect him to challenge Starmer for leadership as soon as tomorrow
It's happening, Sir Poo Pooer is finished.

sometimes people ask me what music I like and I say idk I don't listen to much music and don't really remember specific stuff off the top of my head even if I do like it but then they press the issue and say that's weird just say what songs you like and so I just say a song I once listened to years ago that I enjoyed at the time but it failed some internal test of theirs and they say "oh..." and the conversation dies as they decide I am unworthy of love and affection and I resent them for having driven the conversation to the inevitable conclusion I knew was coming
>what song anon?
shut up

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>>221452669
The problem with long term unemployment is social suicide.

>>221452649
>alone
There will probably be 10,000s of other people there.

>>221452660
got into jazz that way

>>221452692
Not allowed to post about this mate

>>221452703
It's alright I had a word with the janny

Kier should've invaded Scotland and destroyed the SNP so at least he could leave No.10 with the nickname 'Hammer of the Scots' like that cool bloke 800 years ago

>>221452690
>>Benjamin Zephaniah
did mine too
brought a gigantic slave chain and was whipping it on the ground
what the fuck he's dead RIP Benjy

>>221452692
not a chance that weasel wes becomes pm

>>221452669
what do you tell people? aren’t you embarrassed?

>>221452692
Great, another bender

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Paree is missing.
The 14-year-old was last seen in Kurunjang on 8 May.

>Zack Polanski was born David Paulden on 2 November 1982
what
he made his name more jewish
i don't understand the world any more

>>221452649
ziedy will go with you hes a big chelsea man now

>>221452731
her pareents must be worried sick

>>221452468
>palestinians
miniscule diaspora outside of the middle east lol. they arent like kurds for example who whine about wanting their own states and then immediately go to england/germany at the first opportunity they get just to deal drugs/smuggle other browns into the country. palestinian refugees mostly live in camps in neighbouring countries because they want to go back, and disingenuous foreign leftypol #1772882 wouldve known that if he actually cared about the issue rather than using a popular tragedy to guilt people into believing his "identity" is what constitutes being british. the "let me tell you what your culture is and how it involves me" pic really defines 99% of these freaks personalities

i don't think i like you people anymore

>>221452731
is that meant to be a wog name or were they like "paris but the french way"

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Afternoon lads

Just being employed doesn't automatically grant social status above being unemployed. Obviously if you have an actual job / career that you can be somewhat proud of then it does but if you're grinding for min-wage doing degree-less wageslave work then in the eyes of women you may as well be unemployed. They're not looking to build a future with some lad who works in ASDA.

>>221452751
thats ok, i never liked you to begin with

Overheard my sister taking a loud high pressure piss again award

Transitioning and naming myself after a Spanish diacritic

>>221452742
He's a man with an identity crisis
He changed his family name back to his original
He changed his first name because it was the same as his step fathers who he doesn't like

Why is an incel neet talking giving advice on women?

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Can you help us find Keelin?
Keelin, aged 12, was last seen in Bondi Junction on Tuesday, 12 May 2026.

>>221452773
screaming at this post and then double screaming at the award youve given yourself for making it

im very easily amused

>>221452773
Describe her body?

>>221452793
coaches dont play o algo

>>221452791
Hes a man who takes it up the bum aswell

wish i was a bohemian type unemployed person with loads of friends and hobbies but instead im a freak faggot slug

>>221452796
Nigga you're weird

I just don't understand this stuff
He is the Health Secretary isn't that important
You are just allowed to quit doing that because you want to one day

>>221452768
what's interesting is that if you work at a supermarket, the moment you quit your status becomes higher than your former boss

>>221452762
allo guvna ar yoo aw right ?

>Big Break to return to screens with Stephen Hendry and Paddy McGuinness
So we can watch that

>>221452796
How many dead bodies do you have in your basement?

yeah thats a cutie alright ;)

>>221452796
Sorry I've not seen her

>>221452843
:/

reckon I bruised my bumhole the other night

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The Times has had all the shit 1st I can't deny it they are still the kings of the British Establishment media

>>221452820
I know those kinds of people and they're freaks
One of them just goes around on their dad's money across Europe and then spends months in rural Tasmania camping with 50 other unemployed bohemians doing weed, shrooms and LSD and having orgies

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Drinking Wee Milk.

schpaino schnoring

>>221452843
:\

>The Immigration and Asylum Bill will make it easier to revoke refugee status and restrict taxpayer support to asylum seekers
doesnt say anything about potholes ffs

Bruce showing off his haul

>>221452831
Yes fella not bad yourself?

>>221452864
that sounds great wish i could do that

>>221452830
not true though is it. asda worker is seen as a bit of a loser, dole scrounger is seen as worthless scum. thats how normies see it anyway

>>221452862
imagine if he just sparked her out

>>221452874
Why are people completely obsessed with potholes?

>>221452861
me after a no loads refused hosting at the local ymca toilets

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sometimes I go on UK facebook pages to see UK news

The stuff that I can't get from /brit/

>>221452864
sounds better than toiling until retirement age and dying alone in your shitty flat

cheque bounced at the bodega

>>221452830
when I worked in a supermarket I considered my own entry-level position to be higher and more respectable than all the managers there because for me I knew it was below my station, I knew I had bigger things ahead of me, but for them they had chosen to go down the supermarket management route indicating that this supermarket was their life

they could have sacked me on the spot and I wouldn't have cared. By being more invested in supermarket work than me, they had lost.

>>221452883
Imagine if I just sparked you out cunt
Fucking watch it yeah watich it alrigh you habe no idea who you're dealing with

>>221452896
get them filled
simple as

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LOL

eating grits

Worst thing I ever did on a night out was spray liquid shit into a cup and then pour it down a strangers back and then got scared and ran away and had a bit of a panic attack and had to walk 2 hours home because i was too anxious to get a cab

>>221452809
Overweight but not obese, normal height for a girl. Has a fat round arse which she loves to show off by wearing tight jeans and leggings

>>221452742
Wikipedia editors keep trying to delete his birthname from his article because it's a "deadname"

>>221452932
grotty little worm you are

all taxis be on the lookout we have a report of a poo douser on the prowl

Love a chubby girl me
Not a fatty, just like a normal girl who's been eating a bit too much
Love a little belly

the path to total power begins by deciding what day the bins are collected and how often local parks get mowed. this is the key to reform's future success

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I hadn't heard about this

.... And the latest from Tim?:.....

>>221452925
Been getting into plain old oat porridge me
Mad how you can buy a two kilo bag of quick oats for like a dollar

>>221452968
Let me guess she said Israel are committing genocide

it's sunny but it's raining what's happening lads

>>221452968
the episode where they went on about aerial photos of smoke stacks at birkenau was a real puzzler, judi something about wooden doors

>>221452987
Well there's this thing called weather mate

Might move to the uk and make it worse for you lot

>>221452975
I like the idea of porridge mor than the reality of porridge, much like gay sex

Rorke’s bussy farting on the D

>>221452975
I eat mine with a little bit of dark chocolate, a spoonful of sugar and a tiny bit of butter.

>>221453006
we've already got much worse than kiwis pal

>>221452525
Look at the consistencies were 5 people and 30 sheep live! Reform got the most votes

>>221452987
Everything's gone gay
You'll start seeing rainbows next

>>221452955
best thing about them is also the plapping noises as you’re giving them backshots

Like the idea of getting a skinny girlfriend and encouraging her to eat just a little bit more than usual so she gets just atiny little bit more soft and round cor CORR

wind's howling

>>221453006
please don't we don't have natural immunity against yous

If this were the /brit/ of 10 years ago someone would have been sending emails and letters to Tim's carehome

wind's screaming

>New Zealanders call the fruit kiwifruit, distinguishing it clearly from the bird or people, who are referred to as "Kiwis". Originally known as "Chinese gooseberries," the name was rebranded in 1959 to kiwifruit for easier, more popular international marketing

>>221452968
>"We've been punished all along right from when we first started talking about Palestine. The dark forces behind everything that you see is quite extraordinary, I have to tell you."
Scream

>>221453047
>>221453046
>>221452955
Fuck's sake keep it on the feeding fetish website you freaks

>>221453047
this is my current plan with the missus, subtly feeding her more than her normal caloric intake and it’s giving results

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts
don't know how the rest of it goes actually

winds poo screaming

>>221453034
> Reform got the most votes
I mean they did if you think 367k is a bigger number than 444k

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Siciliano Mafioso

>>221453076
Quite antisemitic that

anyone else getting some very strong winds?

>>221453070
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1uyjCO6Q2Cc

>>221453070
bet they'd have made way more if they named it kawaiifruit

>>221453047
then dumping her and subtly hinting it's because of the weight gain corrrr

>>221453112
screaming

just what in the HELL is going on here

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what fresh hell is this

what

my phone what the fuck

This stuff never happened before Israel bombed Gaza

>>221453112
Got my vote

>>221453126
*looks up from all fours arse in the air*
huh?

the women on loose women are very low IQ though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_8WCx9Y4N0

>>221453112
I wish

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Mods are asleep, post kiwis

your kids will ask you in 30 years time
>Daddy, why didn't you do anything about Gaza?
and you'll say
>Didn't care, lol

rorke hitting the weird funnybone bit on his elbow and muttering "jews..." under his breath

>>221453112
Oh Derek...

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>>221453148
vgh

airing out my room to get rid of the boysmell

roar
ROAR
SCREAMING
sc

a catberg invaded me house lads

>>221452695
this

>>221453130
get them 'oused
get them fed
get you verified

>>221453159
Rorke loves Jews, NEXT *eyeroll emoji*

>>221453156
why would my adult aged kids still call me daddy?

>Tony Blair’s daughter-in-law to lead £500m Sovereign AI fund

good news for us all!