Simon Cowell edition
gelbooru is back and so are the pictures of big titties that i like to look at
>>221457335those are drawings
all the proles seething at Tarq for travelling the world :/
for me, it's a nice cold can of northern monk
are brits excited for their 3 NFL games this yearare australians excited for their 1 NFL game this year
The lads
Kier Starmer just pinched my arse
https://youtu.be/s8Go0oEN1QcLads, Patlabor EZY File 1 drops TOMORROW!
if you’re an estate agent and you sell a 500k home and your take is 2.5% do you actually get 12.5k or do you have to give that to your company
>>221457369whats the nfl
what do people get out of posting chatgpt responses on twitter or reddit?cannot fathom how much of an utter spastic you have to be to do this
so this is rorke
>>221457412People usually aren’t doing it for the content itself—they’re doing it for what sharing it signals or earns socially.A few common motivations:1. Social currency (attention, likes, validation)Posting something that looks clever, insightful, or funny—whether they wrote it or not—can get engagement on platforms like Twitter or Reddit. For many users, that feedback loop is the point.2. Outsourcing “cleverness”Some people use ChatGPT as a shortcut to produce takes, jokes, or explanations they couldn’t (or wouldn’t) write themselves. Sharing it lets them appear articulate or informed with minimal effort.3. Curiosity / novelty factorThere’s still interest in “look what the AI said.” People post outputs because they find them surprising, absurd, or unusually well-written.
>>221457369we quite literally don't care
>>221457412brick used to do this on /brit/
>>221457369>no giants game>only options involve nick sirianni, commies with crippled daniels, tony khan, and coleridge bernard stroud IVshant be spending a single shekel on this garbage
right well thats steve filtered isnt it
>>221457433this is what life really is
you know when you chew the inside of your mouth?
>>221457369don't know how Americans can stand watching American footythey play for like 5 seconds then take a 5 minute ad break
>>221457369An old acquaintance who was really into NFL will be going to one of the games.
just done a nap
>>221457482looks like a really boring sport to play as well
every NFL team logo screams "graphics design is my passion"
>>221457482Yanks love their ads
>>221457513SCREAMit really do
steve its not working this humour thing
amazon van outside is blasting some shit music
surprised this nibba mj didn't die sooner desu
he has gone completely mental
>>221457482every superbowl they end up talking more about the ads than the game a completely golemised lot
Human girl = new Human(12, tights);
>>221457583>liking KFCnow i'm certain he was a freak
>>221457562i think you're recycling them nowgo back to the classics, posting peters
any films then?
>>221457594aha was doing some java earlier today too x
>>221457609yeah loads
>>221457583>white wine in diet coke>on EVERY flightwe need a soyjak of this
>>221457583>no strong scented foods>kfc for 3 mealsthat stuff can really stink up the room, though
>>221457369why are the eagles and the jaguars flying to londonseems very weirdyou wouldn't see spurs and west ham flying to america to play a random game of the season
>>221457583mustve been eating kfc 3 meals a day to try and stop the melanin loss
>>221457630ok which ones
>>221457583Why do all the greatest men (Michael Jackson, Donald Trump, Warren Buffett) have these peculiar eating habits?Particularly, why are their eating habits the type normal people are SHAMED for (e.g. only eating fast food, only drinking pop)?
>>221457369nice the chicago bulls vs miami tigers at wembleythe tottenham bulls will be out in full force
>>221457711warren buffet has stocks in coke he only ever drinks it in publictrump is fat nothing more to it
>>221457705mouseoid hardly needs a reason
>>221457711caring about food is striver bullshit
>>221457711>all yankssimplest explanation is usually the truest
>>221457711adolph hitler too
>>221457711with infinity money you can drop all pretenses
>>221457711>why are their eating habits the type normal people are SHAMED foreating fast food is not only encouraged, but mandated, by the american government
going to brush my teeth now if you don't mind
rorke's da on a madone
>>221457334sol campbell
>>221457711Probably all on the spectrum to som>>221457725e degree.
and i got the sooooda
>>221457806had the same image in my clipboard lol
sup crodie...
>>221457749Tried to come up with some British examples but couldn't think of any
JOHN FASHANU
>>221457815>le 100 IQ mulatto man becomes a figurehead for le negro community right as his subdued mental illnesses start to seep through the cracks sub-edish
>>221457311https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVT34MXgK4s
>>221457806yjk its pink and bald
>>221457832I'm trying to hide behind tired eyes, I sighI'm tired of trying to try not to cry andI say soda, sodaTye dye O'er, I roll the dye, I coast, I dose, I
>>221457854weird
>>221457414mum's gunna freak
need to start going to goth night gigs bad
>>221457806dad should perform an honor killing on this faggot freak
>>221457583>white meat>fish>dairy>complex carbs>fruitseems alright to me
sup... crodie...
>>221457414
torque rate rising…
>>221457856no plastic surgery would fix Jeremy's potato head, and it's his potato head that makes him endearing despite being a terrible person
crodie?
why do yanks hate broccoli. it’s probably the nicest vegetable to just boil
>>221457969been saying the same thing about andy from toy story
>>221457988sup crodie
sir pooh in pants
>>221457653wet spam literally played in the US for the pre season last year thoughbeitit's the same thing
>>221457369Actually yeah
… scored an early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live WTA quarter finals on sky sports Tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221458027sup...
Why does 4chan in incognito mode suddenly tell me I need to "unblock mio.is and spur.is"?
>>221458035pre season isnt the same as a regular league game
need to be leaving for work in 6 hours 30 minutesworking until 8PMwon't be home till 8:30sure would be a shame if I died in a car accident on the way there
>>221458072El Ilustrísimo Señor Don Júdez Bellingán de Todos los Santos y de la Eterna Corona, El Batón Celestial
>>221457711David Lynch had this too and asserted that it made him able to think more creatively as he didn't need to worry about what to eat
>>221458078happens when i try and post on phone data
>>221458111El Batón Celestial
>>221458129sc
>>221458148El Batón Celestial sufrió un pequeño daño estético :(
Steve melty
>>221458202bet theyre neoliberal x
>>221458202very roundabout way of saying hes muslim
>>221458254roar
Rorke’s meal deal:>plain ham and butter sandwich on white bread>ready salted walkers >bottle of oasis
shut up Steve u are boring the life out of me on this
>>221457711Different reasons. In some case it's a bit of the 'tism. For Hitler he was plagued with stomach issues and vegetarian diet was the only thing he said resolved it. Napoleon only ate soldier's rations when on campaign as part of his 'man of the people' schtick.
visiting every branch of ALDI in the Shrewsbury area and heeming any employee that looks vaguely like a troon
test
>>221458287Actual mine
>>221458322
>>221458305You’re not though, are you Rorke? You’re in your bedroom, like you are every day, taking your rage out on the world by posting on here.
ominous
Why are the Japanese so racist towards their southeast asian neighbors....
Jude Bellingham and Birmingham City — a story of talent, values, and respect that will be remembered forever. Which of these quotes are you going with? #EFLUSA
>>221458287what's wrong with oasis
laptop fan sounds like a jet engine
my mum is so embarrassed that I’m an unemployed loser she tells people I work from home lmao
>>221458348he fucked off to germany as soon as he became an adult
>>221458378basedthis means you can milk it and ask for extra funds once you win promotion and tell her friends
>>221458378well you do wfh (wank from home)
>>221458139What is the solution? What do you do?
>>221458397
>>221458421don’t know matellms are good for this sort of thing
any ideas on how to get 5k when I don’t have a credit scoreDon’t say job
nun dat timmy cud do bout it xx
genuinely do wonder how mumberg explains to other people why I don't have a gfprobably easier for her to just say I'm asexual or something
mousey's fucking on one
>>221458486
cannae post peters matenot on
right well that's an entire tube of pringles gone
>>221458504Its not mousey
>>221458504It’s fake mousey
>>221458533flavour?
>pringlels
>>221458555poo flavour
>>221458555sour cream and onion x
>>221458555salted arse and dog bollocks
Dark aura StarmerSend in the Starmtroopers
>>221458378Is that a good thing or a bad thing I can’t tell
adult men making jokes about poo and arsesjesus wept
>>221458500beautiful quote from a beautiful man with a beautiful baton
fucking sick of my flatmate having this girl over literally every fucking day every nightthe policy of the flat is that no guests are allowed to stay overnighti could just report himinitially i thought i would be a dickhead if i did that, but i have grown to despise him so much that i might just do it
>>221458608phwoar punished starmer on the warpath, kemi public shagging inbound
>>221458637strike him down with righteous incel rage
>>221458637Incel meltie
>>221458643kemi that's not normal
I genuinely do feel bad for them. Used to know a Ukrainian guy who moved here he was nice. Either way they are all cooked
>>221458669i can see it
>Starmer sets out changes to education, health and courts in king’s speech>It also includes measures to make it harder for migrants to gain settled status in the UK, which lie at the centre of the home secretary Shabana Mahmood’s immigration changesBASED StarmerHe's not going anywhereHe's pushing through the immigration and asylum billHe's blocking the Boris waveHe's saving the countryHAIL STARMER
listening to korn
went to sainsburys and purchased 3 packets of squashies drumsticks for £0.95 eachquite a good deal, really420g for £2.85
any poo head niggas in?
>>221458710you're from the sainsburys
Kemi black bitch Badenoch bouncing her fat black arse in front of her meek husband's face whilst she condescendingly asks "U like that white boi?"
>>221458696the ones that left before 2022 tended to be nicer than the post 2022 onesgetting sick of hearing russian constantly whenever i go outside
>>221458710I payed £3.99 for a pack of them in WH Smith at the train station the other day
>>221458692Kemi Baddienoch
>>221458732>she condescendingly asks "U like that white boi?"Doesn’t really work because of her shitty accentShe sounds like a 60 year old white women grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWeXCrJgFeQ
lost a bet to myself now i can't watch any porn for 2 months
>>221458710those are niceprefer the lolipop verison though
ruby is a gamer
>>221458796she’s such a performative bitch
>>mm yeh katy tek it tek it tekkit tek it yhh massa-card mmm
>>221458781Nah she's ratchet as fuck outside the public eye you can just tell
churchill you say
>tfw no latex gf
Regarding that aids virus cruise ship why didn’t the army just sink it? Sometimes the simplest solution is the best guys
>>221458796Honestly love her and find her so cute. She’s mildly autistic enough to be adorable but still have amazing wifey vibes and she’s actually attractive. Would love to wife her up. Wish there were more women like her nowadays.
>>221457583>white wine in diet coke canWhat?
>>221458692mate starmer needs to get her shaggedfor the good of the nation
>she’s actually attractive
*hakas outside /brit/ hq*
Your mother have been fuck by many
whirring some gpu's in a warehouse somewhere and using £15 worth of electricity which I haven't paid for by asking chatGPT to come out with as many combinations of the 3 words rape nigger scream as possible
>>221458834füss
Played and replayed GTA San Andreas many times as a child. Never understood until I was a large adult that there was some meme about an early mission that people think is hard and has a famous catchphrase from a failstate. But it's weird to me because I never heard it, because the mission is actually really easy. Big Smoke just shoots the guys on the train, I don't see the problem.
>>221458834Need them grippers in my mouth pronto.
>>221458888If she’s not your type fair enough but it’s bizarre to pretend she’s ugly or something. She’s very cute.
>>221458844In his memoirs, Churchill referred to "German plans for the massacre of the Hungarian Jews"
Does sucking tranny cock make you gay?
Describe Rorke in 4 words
>>221458953allegedly
>>221458704
>>221458983well worth a wank
nothing but dog shit faggot posts from brit flags
me: describe rorke in 4 wordsleftypops: hovis...
just ran the numbers lads..
>>221458965piedi
>>221458981yes mate. putting a man's knob in your mouth is a pretty bent thing to do
need to watch my animes when i get home. wednesday isn't it
>>221459006lmao
>>221459006scrre
>>221458844presumably because those memoirs sound like they're about their experiences of the war and not revelations that occured after the war relating to german atrocities
>>221459022it's over for rorke, isn't it
>>221459006soft white extra thickyou dense right wing mong
>>221459067it’s not looking good
Toil over, now I get to stark wanktoil to this little bitch.
>>221458983>800gMore like 800kg aha
>love watching storror guys on youtube>part of my weekly routine watching a cheeky video while working of the lads doing some parkour and otherfunny stuff, kinda reminds me of top gear antics and just general banter between guys>no video this monday>huh check back next day>no video and last weeks video gone>weird I guess they must have fucked up some youtube settings or something>check back wednesday>still nothing>start trying to see what's happened>end up on plabbit>"the news is devistating can't believe it">oh shit someone must have died>wait no, turns out one of the guys was arrested and charged and pled guilty to "making and distributing indecent images of kids">i.e. he downloaded something>no confirmation if it was AI or real>whole of plebbit in meltdown crying about it>he was also daiting a 16 year old at 24 which was 10 years ago>ahhh save me niggermanSo tired of all the outrage and perl cluthing, do normalfags really give this much of a shit over what some guy whacks off to? Like is it really that devistating? Or am I just like wildy out of touch or something, or it's probably just plebbit retards.
not reading allat
>>221459081That's a man, isn't it
reckon he's ever visited /brit/?
>>221459093lol
Honestly don't know how people work more than 8 hours a day
Nary a pixel
What do shaggers do when their bird is on her period? Or are all girls on the pill
>>221459093Thanks mate I’ll download this to my Kindle to read later x
reading roadside picnic
>>221459139shag other girls
>>221459129it’s alri, better than rotting infront of your computer or lying in your bed doing shite
>>221459139that's what side bitches are for t. shagger
My gf has no tits, but has wide hips and is very stylish so no one accuses her of being a tranny thank God.Was out shopping with her and two women came up to her to compliment her outfit.
>>221459066the holocaust wasn’t really discussed until the 1960’s
>>221459139When she's on her period she's not fertile, so you can just nut in her
>>221459159Ok
>>221459114the facial expressions remind me of myself when I would speak to awkward/nerdy girls who were out of my league at universityshe's going to hit him with an "alright" or "fair enough"
>>221459093Bet it was the ginger one wasn't it
>>221459165yeah but her pussy is filled with blood
fuuuuuuuuuucccck
>>221459193its lubricant
>>221459181Nah, it was Callum lol.>https://parkour.uk/news/parkour-uk-statement-regarding-callum-powell
>>221459193So what? Never bothered meI would gather the blood on my fingers and write slut on her tits
>>221459193yes
was in the park earlier and heard a voice telling children about footballa really beautiful voice that reminded me of my childhoodwhen I got closer I realised it came from a black manthey were just starting a break and I almost went up and complimented himthat black man is more british to me than any of you are
>>221459139blowjob week
screaming at steves posts in the other thread
>>221459221right
>>221459093>"making and distributing indecent images of kids">>i.e. he downloaded somethingLol no
>>221459248I told my ex I would go down on her during, then I got close and changed my mind. She was really offended
>>221459244Bizarre post
>>221459244and then he rearranged your mums guts with his thugpiece
what did he meant by this
>>221459093Rorke defending paedos because they're white
>>221459323Being le random xD for attention
I look pretty cute in a wig, tbqhShame about my mangled nose
Just want to be left alone forever
>>221459286it was a really beautiful voiceyou had to be there to understand
>>221459341well it was funny
>>221459163okay
>>221459265They got Hugh Edwards with the same thing "Former BBC news presenter Huw Edwards, 64, was sentenced on September 16, 2024, to a six-month prison sentence, suspended for two years, after pleading guilty to three charges of "making" indecent images of children." notice the quotes around making it doesn't actually mean making, it's just the name of the law that applies.
>>221459244hooting
>>221459348ok
>>221459373so what did he do
>>221459347She gon have some fun
Rorke and Leftypol on a trainLeftypol: It's got a backwards seat.Rorke: Hate that.Ticket inspector walks past without checking themRorke: Interesting.Leftypol: He's assessed the vibe.
>>221459395presented his arse to the internet and i had to see it
>>221459093yeah mate "normalfags" genuinely do find "making and distributing indecent images of kids" pretty fucking horrible and you might be a massive freak if you don't
>>221459356Grow up
right
>>221459423very interesting postpost modern and not outrageousinteresting if its the new meta going forward
seen a frog
rum
Might STAB and KILL
trying to seed torrentberg to keep the ratiostein up but nobody wants it
Right thats a massive bbc
>>221459435Can't see Remy without thinking of how she looks now. Grim ting
>>221459373iirc copying and pasting a file or even just moving it from one folder to another is "making"
>>221459435You’re a liar if you say you don’t find this hot
>>221459435I really wish I could have sex tooI just don't have any friends so it's impossible to meet any women
>>221459486Didn't she get her groove back recently?
>>221459467why do you care about your ratio
seen a load of toads
Do you ever fantasize about what it'd be like to rape someone?I would never do it of course... But...
so is everyone a nonce now or what seems every day you open social media everyones getting cancelled for being a nonce or someones been arrested
>Dungeons and Dragons 2023 movie: Torrented>Snacks: Ready and variedI'm ready for gfberg to come over.
>>221459544i fantasise about raping my own arse all the time
>>221459568just everyone in /brit/ it seems
>>221459537are you the one they call clog wog?
>>221459544No mate, I don't fantasize about anything. That could get you in trouble here in the UK thought police an all.
>>221459544yes canspaedo we know you do
>>221459531you've clearly never used a private tracker
>>221459568Everyone's always been a nonce
>>221459576bbc bull ready and waiting in his negro cage
>>221459591you have to upload stuff or figure out how to game whatever system is in place
>>221459544Disgusting and vile post
did you know the yanks also ate slaves back then
>>221459591why the fuck would i use one
Massive vantablack goons loitering around outside my house terrorising me out of existence
>>221459585Yes, though I'm Frisian The original BBC/ BMWF poster
Getting pains in my kidneys hard to get out of bed what's that about then
i have no willy but i must wank
>>221459544Have dreams where I rape and then feel guilty
the thread was really bad earlier, the australians and the schizos and the spammers are getting really bad nowluckily the norms and the toilers are back to keep things good quality
poo man chu
>>221459612yeah just download stuff when it gets published and seed>>221459626maybe if you care about something niche
>>221459568I think there was always a lot of nonces, but it's just easier to catch them now in the digital agePlus there's no distinction between cartoon noncery and real noncery which I feel makes it seem worse than it is
>>221459650I just got on
Slimon Cowbell
>>221459650also just got on
Sir New Normal
>>221459662>>221459662>>221459662
>>221459675>>221459701just got on at 3 in the morning did you yeah
