Dark Starmer edition
Is this like dark brandon
>>221459687No it's dark Starmer
bastard rain has ruined my prospects for posttoil walktoil
Dark Starmer = Dahmer
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
After this shameless seething display I can safely say Starmer will be there for years to come. Getting triggered that easily by Kemi about his own actions is internet retard tier shit.
>>221459770Scr
>>221459770hahaha great stuff really good
>>221459770poo pcreaming
Why does Rorke have a name but leftpol is leftypol
right then
>>221459805hahaha great stuff really good
What ever happened to Rorkesheed, bizarro leftypol and such?
>>221459838died in the cheadle event
>>221459770this is the first one I actually chuckled atdon't even know why because it's not even funny
cockmogs me!
>>221459815hahaha great stuff really good
>>221459805wtf she has thick veiny cock
don't want to cook but i have to. life is a constant cycle or shit
>>221459838radcen ate them all
need her COCK up my ARSE and down my THROAT
bizarro leftypol just walked in
uploading fart videos to my linkedin
>>221459872just pop some bits in the air fryer for 10 minutes then lash it between some breadi do this all the time
>>221459789Streeting is currently suffering narcissistic collapse. He was expecting that he would be getting hundreds of MPs backing him, the whole country and media clamouring for “are Wes” to take over, sweeping to power and turning around the fate of the partyHe can’t believe people don’t love him as much as he loves himself.
>>221459838and what of fatcam? what drove him? What was his purpose, his raison d'etre?
>>221459789bridget sex
Band name idea:Rorkesheed and the biomasses
>>221459908ok this is sex
oi rorke come here you bloody benchod sir
you lot actually into tranners an that or is it a joke
>>221459911Silk Cut Purples are the answer to all those questions
clogwog proud of himself for being the first to publicly announce his interracial porn addiction
where's steve
>>221459789getting memed on by kemi is mad. Do your job. Do your job. lol he can only sit there seething.
Hateful little island
>>221459930i fancy all nice left wing women
>>221459930I wank myself silly to tranny porn every day just for a laugh yeah.
>>221459892i dont have an air fryer. or bread.
>>221459930i would happily shag a fit tranny that passes
I saw that Digital ID shit being read out by Charles, Labour said they dropped it and snuck it back in like that vile vile party. Bin them all.
>>221459938this is a nice dress
Accept defeat.The majority of people are brown. There is no future of an England populated by English people.
>>221459983disastersometimes i just eat a block of cheese in bed
>>221459941what rights are they missing?
>>221459999i dont eat cheese
Sir Air Fryer
Fuck left wing. Marry right wing.Simple.
>>221460009The right to live in peace
>>221459662>Starmer sets out changes to education, health and courts in king’s speech>It also includes measures to make it harder for migrants to gain settled status in the UK, which lie at the centre of the home secretary Shabana Mahmood’s immigration changesBASED StarmerHe's not going anywhereHe's pushing through the immigration and asylum billHe's blocking the Boris waveHe's saving the countryHAIL STARMER
Right wellington
>>221459908Sauce pls?
spoiler that hog
>>221460009right to walk into any ladies toilets shit and piss on the floor wipe around the shit get more troons in so they can shit more get the entire floor covered in brown shit
really weird that 4chan isn't blocked in this country yetreally makes you think about how powerless our government agencies arein any other country it would have been taken down a week after the OSA came in
>>221460033Would
mumnigger hasnt even started making the tea yet
>>221460009The right to dictate what people think, say and feel at all times. The right to pump children full of powerful body-altering drugs.
oh no no no
>>221460080sc
>>221460069the only explanation i can think of is that the money isn't behind blocking 4chan unlike when they blocked thepiratebay
>>221459860sc
>>221460060wettmelons
*pulls out a plastic cup*i got my ticket for the long way 'round .. two bottles of whiskey for the way..!!
>>221459938moni put yer phone away ffs nows not the time to be collecting pokemon >_<
>>221460069would be pointless to block it>OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IF LITTLE TIMMY SAW THE BIG CHEBS OH NOOOOOO HELP ME JESUS
would love to be a tory backbencherjust getting paid to sit there staring at kemi's arse the whole day
>>221460036Not a real right is it>>221460068Doubting the legitimacy of this right too
right well this is a mini game on the nintendo wii
>>221459941Literally why?
Its immoral for peng birds to exist if I can't shag them
three retarded 20-30 year old women drowned in brighton the night after going clubbing
>>221460122its not normal
>>221459789He's a hysterical battyman it's too much to ask for him to stay in control of his emotions
>>221460127You haven't read the Trooner's Charter
LEAVE. STARMER. ALONE.
>>221460136that normal x
>>221460107thank u
>>221460135Reckon Rasheed pushed them in
sir arse starer
kemi vs timmy backshots pov (oreo creampie)
thinking of become a propagandist for Rorkes on twitter. i hear you can make money from it.Fist post will be some AI shit generated image that says "The right wing. The RIGHT wing."double meaning innit?
right well that's trails of cold steel 1 downloaded
>>221460069they fined some yank suicide site a million pounds (have received none on it) and it's still not blockedthey're working hard at it though evidently anyone that kills themselves in the UK if they ever find out they went on that site then all other factors are ignored and the site is solely to blame for their suicide
>add a load of stuff to basket online>just before I pay I go back over it and cull the things I don't actually needAnyone else do this? I even do it for my weekly shop.
>>221459941mad how we're so based on trannies while being so cringe on every other political issue
>>221460122Imagine being her husband. Unzipping her bunda from that sweaty tight blue dress and peeling her knickers off, her bright pink slit already wet as she pounces on you and rides your face rubbing her muff all over your head while she slobbers on your cock with her dreads smacking against your balls
>>221460135
>>221459938LOL
>>221460184if i want to buy something i make a wish list and don't look at it for a couple of weeks then come back to it and decide if i still want itnot groceries though i just buy them
>>221460131KEKKK
>>221459938hes been absolutely done by big batty kemi
Sir penis suckler
>>221460069they've got no leg to stand on since ofcom is british and 4chud is headquartered in the USA
>>221460188It’s because middle class women can’t stand losing a bit of their privileged status
I still haven't had anyone given me a straight answer on why they hate Starmer so much
>>221460167wish my cat would do thisthe dirty shitshe's stopped cleaning herself as wellI have to stroke her with a warm cloth every day
>>221459789no idea who any of these ecelebs are x
>>221460241because then they would have to admit the media have played them like a fiddle
>>221459938What's he been up to? What's he been doing? I don't actually know. Has he bummed someone?
>>221460135how tf do these mongs get into these situations
>>221460241he's another neoliberal zionist drone
>>221460281
saving soyjaks to my pc and chuckling at them to myself
women are crazy
>>221460303
>>221460135could happen to me after 1 too many tequila shots (which is exactly 1 tequila shot)
>>221460311Needs the death penalty if we're being honest.
>>221460311were they good?
§
>>221460281bloke fella with a big meaty cock
>>221460311were they nice
when I air fry this pork belly should I put it in foil or not
>>221460136Love this bedwench slag
>>221460009not enough girl dick
>>221460303>>221460315reddit
>>221460281posted the ugly trannies again award
>>221460311big meatball and regulatory gov intervening his private affairssick of it
>>221460241He banned Ye he'll have my hated forever 3 nights of Wireless gone would have been legendary
bit emasculating isn't itfeel like i'd probably just blamo katie hopkins if i were zarah sultana though
>>221460357in foil then out of foil to get cheeky crispy skin for the last little biteven better if your air friar has a roast function/setting could also do a quick boil first like the chinkers
raccoon girl detected
>>221460371the umqueen
>reddit
>>221460381bitch named sultana
if nick fuentes can call himself white then I can too
>>221460363
>>221460395>>221460418:3
>>221460418>suck them, baka rorke
>>221460093her mums dying in two years?
>>221460381she's a rancid cunt don't care she deserves to look like a mug cos she is
Leftypol mopping up cum and coconut oil from the floor in the gherkin
>>221460418>>221460428incel hour is it
>>221460437
>>221460381she's lucky she's only having to do that humiliation ritual
I think it's high tide we accepted the fact that Starmer is a CHADIf this were any other roarty we'd be on our 3rd Prime Minister by now
>>221460311is that Jem?
>>221460351cat shites for tea
hello retards
remember those grim stories of katie hopkins having sex in a field or somethinghorse faced bint thought she's a cougar sex symbol or summat lol
grok generate alysa liu with her feet out extra sweaty
roarty rockers in the house tonight
>>221460494that billy idol on the left?
980 euro pounds on a fucking switch 2 and games, ladsIsn't life fucking great when you're spastic with moneyAnd don't worry, the cans were bought too
incels are still obsessed with that olympics girlmental
>>221460525actual so fit
>>221460463His grip on power has been quite impressive. The fact that only a triggered battyman that's so far up his own arse he's lost all sense of reality is the only one that's bothering to mount a challenge to him says it all. He's gonna get slapped down.
>>221460384okay thanks lad
what is this i heard about starmer being a gooner
>>221460521it's that one girl that got gangbanged every night
>can't call in sick today giving the shop more notice>have to wait until the morning of my shift when there won't be any opportunity to cover itDoesn't make sense
ok granglers lets get granglin'
>>221460546for me its that cheese girl
boom bye bye in a battybwoi head
>>221460535does it have a camera built in for you take a picture of the cans?
>>221460456Should've gotten her tits out for the lads
>>221460122what a life
>>221460555Love how Streeting only won my 300 votes and thinks everyone loves him. Niggas spent too much time getting shagged by Thiel
>>221460535what games?
>>221460570your dads dead LMAO
did starmer's team feed badenoch the streeting lines to make him look a straight busta?
>>221460572how did he get away with it
Mad how one of you lads probably lives on the Isle of Thant
bad bitch badenoch
umburger
>>221460474>>221460525fwuarkkkkkk
>>221460642umlaut
don't understand the hate of starmer when none of you have a job desu lads x
>>221460582What's a camera?>>221460602erm mario kart, animal crossing, donkey bonanza, mario wonder, the 3d kirby game mario maker 2 and I think 1 or 2 more and t hen the pro controller and the switch too
>>221460521huge W
WHY IS STEVE COOGAN SUCH A SHAGGER
Me and lean rly spongebob and patrick but im keep it 1 hundo im chum bucket bro To be factual.
any maisie lads in tonight
DEATH PENALTY!
>>221460662i have a job
https://members.parliament.uk/member/5125/portraitcorr the cock would never pull out
Any strange bedfellows in?
so glad i don't rely on a carso glad i don't have to pay hand over fist for insurance, road tax, maintenance, mot, all that bollocksabsolute money pit
>>221460731just me and mrs mop
>>221460726dont know anything about alliance on the face of it they sound like northern irish lib dems which sounds aggressively unshaggable
Dame Alysa Liu DBE
mound boss with my bands up
can't wait to be skinny again so I can fit into my jeans
>>221460726love those floral dresses
we're all in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nyPER2kzqk
>>221460241Because they've been played by the media who are desperate for clicks Starmer is the right minded strong and stable character we've needed for decadesHAIL StarmerGlory to the thousand year Stamereich
>>221460677he's funnycomedians are always top shaggers
>>221460750
If anyone in /brit/ ever gets famous how do we secretly signal that we're /brit/ affiliated?
Imagine his BWC plapping her fat black Nigerian arse. If she becomes prime minister they should have a live sex celebration in front of parliament
drawing moss
>>221460767lost 2 inches from the 'ol waistline so far and people have started to notice i've lost weightstill a good bit to go but feels good ngl
can always laugh your way into the pussy
>>221460767gave up on dietstein myselfjust going to start wearing shirts to hide my gut
i should be able to hibernate during the summer like bears hibernate during the winter
mumberg has gone out to take a picture of the rainbow. cringe
Starmer has done more on immigration than any Prime Minister in the last 20 years. Is that why Farage doesn't bang on about immigrants that much anymore and just vaguely attacks Starmer
>>221460823from ICT crowd?
>>221460817talk about black penis and poo at every media opportunity
>>221460768
first action of the Rorkereich is renaming all BBC services to BWC
>>221459662I don't get why he is so hated apart from being a rizzless bore
>>221460876sexooo
>>221460876lovely trans queen <3
>>221460872I think it needs to be more subtle
done with porn foreverpray fer me that i will remain strong thx x
>>221460851He reiterated his commitment to passing the asylum and immigration bill in the kings speechDarkies hoped it would be forgotten about and disappear in the piles of other legislationGod king Starmer wouldn't let that happen
Drinking a lucozade sport whilst my head feels like it's being split apart
>>221460926mad they could get their tits out in the sun in the 00s and it was taken away from us
>>221460909gfberg has hips like that and they feel awful, very bony
>>221460947人
>>221460926
>>221460817pop a golf in your mouth and have a suck mid-interview
posting coombait vids so other men get horny and reply to you is rather odd
Starmer 2029
inshalal
>>221460993thoughts on moaning all day?
>>221460976bumba
>>221460947i'm finna toss one out now for you brother
>>221460888That’s a good idea tbf
>>221460993its not just odd mate its bloody bazaar
Keir "No Fear" Starmer! Keir forever!
but posting a pineapple with a monkeys face over and over and over is normal is it?
mad how gassy i was at toil today but i held my farts in all day and now i'm home and i don't need to fart or poo at all
>>221460993its not on
Need someone to drain my sinuses pronto
>>221461052vile trollop
drain gang mentioned
whats the longest you lads have went without doing a poo?
>>221461061struggling to imagine what sort of cretin watching shite like thiscunt can't even speak english properly
got pure emotional over the slightest thing since I stopped boozing think I was suppressing all my hormones or something
>>221461088i was doing barely more than one a week when i was in my peak starvation diet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7dx2Z9G7Mk
>>221460526yes i think so
>>221461091stay mad leftypol the mandem LOVE chadmonsgold
>>221461129scroomer
QUIVERING
Hearts may win the league tonght lads
Nathan
>>221461147>doubting st martin
>>221461052PIGGIN NORA
>>221460822I reckon starmer shags her in one of the debates next general electionmight open a polymarket on it
might download the boys s5 and watch it at 6x speed
>>221461147stuck a monkey on it not happening
>>221461147No.
>>221461088Dunno, I'm not one of these people who holds it in. When I need a shit, I'll take a shit. Apparently some people avoid taking shits in public toilets but I don't understand that at all. If you don't shit when you need to then you run the risk of shitting your pants later on.
eating nissin black garlic instant noodlesadded spring onions and a whole head of roasted garlicloverly x
ok lads i am totally lost herethe election was for local seats on town councils and such? and sir keir's party lost those so he has to give up being PM, despite his party still controlling the house?
>>221461202yes
>>221461202shut up faggot
>>221461199Is it tho
>>221461202Shut the fuck up!
>>221460804yeah but he has some stunning birds
>>221461199Nissin noodles are lush and I mean lush AND my hero seasideMARK loves garlic
>>221460890he's yet another right wing anti-immigration white guy like Trump, we don't need more of those
>>221461091
never really got noodlesi'd rather have rice in almost every situation imaginable
>>221461228yeah i love garlic and I love msg so its pretty nice yeah
i miss malaponte
i dont eat cars
>>221461199good flavoursecond only to the seafood flavour imo into which i like to add some cheeky prawn dumplings pic related is also worth a mention
>>221461202Unfortunately, discussing this topic outside of /pol/ is not allowed. If I were to give you a genuine reply, I would be banned by the jannies.
>>221461202gemini down?you utter retard
Sick of doing a boring basic shop and it sitll coming out at £60
2009 jay cutler A10 quad stomping your nappy nigger head in
rather scran a pizza me corrr
>>221461249if this mad cunt approached you in punlic you would shut your little rorke mouth
1. pasta2. rice3. potatoes...9001. noodles
>>221461288scromber
>>221461285this is bare basics for a week takes the piss
>>221461285How fat are you?
>>221461281understood, no worries x
>>221461199that the one with the dark black oil? that was yummers
>>221461249He probably has a much better life than a lot of rightoid shut-ins on 4chan. Probably has a job, and friends, and maybe a girlfriend.
>>221461256if your gf was cucking you and deepthroating a massive jungle bbc would you rather be eating noodles or rice in that situation?
…kill rorke
Remember when I first found Demae ramen in a Tesco Express I was so excited to try genuine Japanese food. Beef is kino flavour desu and tonkatsu
>>221461288scrommiting
>>221461336:o
>>221461202he doesn't "have to" do anythingbut the elections (while not directly electing english MPs) show he is unimaginably unpopular, so much so that he has broken the tory/labour paradigm that has persisted for literally a centurylabour know that if he stays they will be demolished in the next election therefore they desperately want him gone
>>221461324probably doesnt have any of those things actually
can i pet your willy
Running a hot bath to flush out my nasal passages team
>punlic
Which Scottish teams are English and which are Irish?
>>221461251lush x
sick as a frog lads might get maccas
>>221461383>>221461383>>221461383
>>221461377All are Scottish
Blair lost more council seats than Starmer just did and he ended up winning a landslide These council elections literally mean nothing. It's just media frenzy because they want him gone
there's something inside me that wants to get out
>>221461319yes lad>>221461273seafood one is nice but I do it with a lot less water, otherwise it tastes a bit weak
>>221461397cap
>>221461324I have a job and an Asian girlfriend, my only real friend is my cousin from England, sort of lost touch with everyone else.
