SHAKING THE FUCKING SOLID FAT edish
me online: coorrr would fucking break her in half with my cock!!! sexoooo!me in real life: umm hi *looks down at the floor*
not so fast leftypol
>>221461285Used to be able to feed myself for like £20 a week :(
>>221461414ktimmyberg
I said Blair lost more council seats than Starmer just did and he ended up winning a landslideThese council elections literally mean nothing. It's just media frenzy because they want him gone
>>221461414ktimstein
>>221461425What did you buy from Amazon for 150 quid?
activeee
>>221461383you might not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like
>>221461435that was 30 years ago
my favourite part of the sacked tranny gimmick is not acting feminine at all, amusing choice for the character
>>221461450prefer not to say
*shucks and jives*
>>221461435
>>221461460And? Sunak lost more too and that was only a few years ago
sewing parts onto rorke's body
>>221461417love this edithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN96sx2SdRc
>>221461487things change nigga
such an L when this happens lad hope it gets at least one (you)
>>221461457It's the mixture of fairly solid stomach fat mixed with normal sized thighs that gets me, ladIn otherwise, she's not a fat cunt like most Sadhbhs. She's more like a muscular type of fat. Like she'd bad for using her stomach as a punching back but ideal for using it to break rocks with hammers on
i know there's worse posters here but i think i find cansmong the most annoying
>>221461481THE MAN PICKED UP SOME PAPERHE PICKED UP PAPER STU
>>221461514god he's awful
>>221461506fuck you
I don't care if my conscience is clear if the view is
>buy a game for the switch>forgot I had it alreadyWhat am I like xHope I can return itOr maybe give it to one of the toilfus to give their kids
>>221461487yeah and then sunak got pumelled mate make up your mind
oliva is so based
Any Swansea man in? Surely I'm not the only one
>>221461541grow up you spastic little runt
>>221461541nobody knows who this is
>>221461521cope
love love LOVE when a post flops but then someone accuses you of being heathermong
>>221461541crafted for the beeb
>>221461554I know who it is
what do you mongs spend your money on that you're spending more than £20 a week on shopping?
>>221461548it's a pretty shitty city
>>221461541wow... nothing happened
>>221461554OLIVIALIVIA
>>221461586hope his mom kills him
a badenoch arse cam in the corner during debates would result in a conservative landslide
>>221461577porridge, honey
>>221461586needed to post this did you?
>>221461577salmon
>>221461586>twitter for androidgrim
Why do canadians whine 24/7 about indians taking over their country while you guys don't seem to mind?
now THIS is a woman
>>221461586scrm
>>221461610people sit here all day posting screenshots of tweets
>>221461625arse is too fat, lad
>>221461625grim plastic whore
bros looking at the arse
>>221461621we also whine 24/7 about it
my chicken pasta bake will be ready in 20 minutes x
>>221461586how the twink stole christmas
>>221461425do you have a delivery pass because orders that small half of it must be the extra charges?
>>221461625watch out dear reader, i can see an unexplained bulge
>>221461621because it's happening much more rapidly everywhere in canada whereas in the uk it's mostly a few of the major cities (london, brum)
my favourite part of the deleting your post because you posted it after the new was posted and you want to post it again gimmick is post not being worth reposting at all, amusing choice also because you can just add or subtract text rather than go though the rigmarole of deleting the post, really nails home the dullardness of the one doing it
>>221461621because we are all indian
>>221461614can often get 3 packs of 400g frozen wild salmon in morrisons for £10
>>221461629jump off of a cliff if they did too would you?
>my favourite part of the deleting your post because you posted it after the new was posted and you want to post it again gimmick is post not being worth reposting at all, amusing choice also because you can just add or subtract text rather than go though the rigmarole of deleting the post, really nails home the dullardness of the one doing it
The Dominator™
>>221461671sent him flying but also pathetic for caring so much
>>221461577bait post
>>221461694blood elf runt
>>221461702where do you go? waitrose?
Sir Kier 'send the fucking niggers back' Starmer
just when i thought i'd cured myself of toilfuitis. i fucking run into her out in public. check me into dignitas
on the 10 quid 3 pack of m&s cocktail cans x
i wanna use my teeth to rip something apartsomething warm and moving
my fa--*voice cuts out due to russian electronic interference*--te part *squeak* rigamarole *silence*
>>221461707umcat
>>221461577my full week of shopping will consist of at a minimum:onionsaubergineskalebroccolimushroomschilli peppersgarlicsweet peppersstrawberriesraspberriesavocadosa guest fruit that looks nicetofutinned tomatoespinto beansmozarellaparmesancheddartortilla wrapsand then whatever cupboard things i need to stock up on like rice and pasta and oil and coffee and herbs and spices and sauces and the like and then i usually do something a bit different and sexy on a sunday
>>221461749wheres the meat mate
>>221461749don't forget the dildo and the lube you bent cunt
>>221461749>no meatthis is a gay ass niggas
salt and vingear discos are the best crisps, dont @ me mfer
>>221461749you're a homosexual
>>221461665i'm like a five minute walk from the asda i like to squeeze my veggies before buying them
>>221461761Honestly wouldn't have any idea who this bitch is without /brit/
>>221461761luv r pantheress <3
sir guest fruit
>>221461771only the chavs from the playground ate these
>just when i thought i'd cured myself of toilfuitis. i fucking run into her out in public
https://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/739745956074250240
shitting nora
>>221461795billy no mates with his ready salters walkers
>>221461682no i would be thrilled, they are the worst posters
>>221461536what game?
>salt and vingear discos are the best crisps
Sir Moss Drawer
>>221461823mario maker 2Forgot I bought it on the first switch years ago like a fucking titcunt
post more pinkpanthress x
>>221461807no lol, britain i hardly has any woods and if people saw smoking emerging from the few woods we have they would get caught
>>221461807Nah
>>221461851
>>221461817salt and shake actually
finished worksingle meal of the day consumedfeel like going to bed :(
for the me its the s&v seabrook
>>221461841sorry lad
>>221461749if you cared to make your post fun, you could ask chatgpt to make the list rhyme. aubergines rhymes with pinto beans. broccoli half-rhymes with strawberries.you dont care though, and now i dont care.
>>221461621because it's a recent phenomenon here causing active problems, the UK has been at it for generations
salt and shake were for the thickos
>>221461880Depends on who wants itAnd honestly I might, hopefully at least, give it to the goblin toilfu
so incredibly lonely. just want to be at toil 24/7
>>221461807for a yank, yesbrits stomach would start grumbling and they'd get cold and they'd start crying for their mum and daddy gov't to save them
I’d rather be listening to Grammy-award nominated 1979 hit “Feels So Good” by Chuck Mangione feat. Grant Geissman on the guitar
>>221461890why?
what the squeak
This is how the descendants of Irish settlers live in america
did all the toil for next week and now i will have nothing to do then
>>221461910they just were, maybe it was because it was the only achievement they could manage at school, put the salt in and shake the bag, helped them feel a bit brighter maybe
>>221461577I have to buy gluten free bread and lactose free dairyBreakfast - 3 eggs spinach omelette with lactose free cheeseLunch - Pork, frozen peppers and tinned tomatoes with some gluten free breadDinner - Chicken thigh/beef mince with potatoes, carrots, peasFruit - Satsumas, bananaDrink - Lactose free milk, waterthats £50 right there
one of them pleasant black girls who had a posh accent working in m&s earlierdont see many of them nowadaysa rare breed
i was one of the slow kids at school. couldn't do arithmetic
derpyyy
you lads work for nowt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du0uE-cD-WA
What phone do you lads have? iphone 12 meself, think ll be getting the new iphone this year
I don't understand why someone innocuous like Starmer is so hated, it's disproportionate. He's not hateful, obnoxious and arrogant like Johnson and Truss and he's not smarmy and intensely irritating like the terrible Sunak. He hasn't destroyed the country with Brexit either.The vile British right wing media had it in for Starmer from day one because he's too City lawyer and too professional. They wanted someone like Rayner or Streeting who they could ridicule and belittle. Meanwhile the hard right and their media attack dogs have been hard at it with brainwashing the masses via social media and they just mindlessly parrot how much they hate Starmer. It's group think.I think the UK has had it now, it's ungovernable and it's beyond redemption. Scotland and Wales can see the the direction of travel and want out but England has gone full on Reform.
>>221461671
i'm beginning to change
The designated Irish heritage and cultural alignment of the specified Scottish Premiership teams breakdown as follows:* Celtic (Irish)* Hibernian (Irish)* Dundee United (Irish)* Rangers (English)* Hearts (English)* Dundee (English)* Aberdeen (English)* Motherwell (English)* Falkirk (English)* Kilmarnock (English)* St. Mirren (English)* Livingston (English)
>>221461972whos that
>>221461749what do you do with kale it's horrible
bought a 24tb hard drive a year ago for £270 and the same drive is now £570
>>221461959Once worked with a posh black bird who had the most african looking arse I'd ever seen. Despite being thin her arse was like a shelf, very wobbly too. My cock was hard as granite whenever I spoke to her lol
>>221462013mostly eat it
>British right wing media
>>221461978For work, iphone 17 pro maxFor personal, Galaxy fold 7Also have the fold 6 as a hotspot phone on another 3rd number so I don't rape my battery life on either of my two other phoners
feel completely pathetic cooking just for myself so i usually eat out and skip meals so i can afford that
>>221461987i know you're posting a reddit/twitter post but this is unironically true, reminder starmer is the only pm to actually have reduced migration in the last 15 years
>>221461841bro didn't even buy a good game like breath of the wild or metroid dread
>>221461435In the 2004 local elections under Tony Blair, Labour lost more than 464 council seats In the 2026 locals elections under Keir Starmer, Labour lost more than 1,400 council seats
>>221462013blanche that sucka
>>221461854he lived only a couple of miles from cabins and used a propane burner to avoid giving off smoke that would reveal him
Kier Starmer pissing off the South Koreans by mixing them up with North Korea
>>221461841ruby was planning to buy it but changed her mind
>>221461487>Sunak lost more toocap
>>221462046Have zelda on pc emulated same wityh metroid dreadGot the switch 2 as an upgrade to the switch 1 for mostly online games
pissing it down again
gfberg buys and cooks up my grub I just pay for it lol x
>>221462013pop it in everything it's like free nutrientsit's nicest sauteed like every other veg but i only do that at the weekend
Gundzam ZZ gets good after 20 episodes
might play some starfox 64
after a long reflection on life i have come to the conclusion that I have got to get my dick sucked
>>221462094source?
>>221462082Fake gamer
>>221461806>https://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/739745956074250240he was in bed yesterday by 4pm sipping Amazon scotch
way too many people overcook mince for a spag bolvery rare I encounter one that isn't borderline tasteless too
>>221462121my willy
If Starmer's so strong call a general election right now Even Theresa May did it and won.
bloody hell the thunder and lightening and hail are wild
i look like this but male
>>221462111it's good from the first episode
>>221462135oh real mature
big fan of cabbage me. cheap, healthy, and tasty
>>221462149must be nice
>>221461868looks like Cleo McQueen
>>221462136This. This is the schmoove. No other party is even CLOSE to being ready to govern.
big fan of catberge me
>>221462082>box of dust
did somebody say nora?
>>221462136a lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep
rorke: Zedleftypol: Zeethe new britan ladies and gentlemen
>>221462176he tasty? :p
might get on the krokodil
thinking of breaking up with the gfbut shes my only friend, and i dont want to go into the summer with no friends
>>221462160it is comfy. im having a white chocolate magnum and have heating on.
>>221462127>amazon scotchwell thats going on my shopping list x
why does he rotate the shoes
>>221462082
rutland bull logging on
>>221462218Why would you do that
>>221462127>>221461806>4trannies using xcancel
>>221462237would love to rut with you like pigs in heat
>>221462243she raped me
>>221461978Doro 1370
>>221461978samsung galaxy s25 I think it is
love her so much lads <3
sucking a pinot grig
>>221462243i dont think we're compatible enough for a long-long-term relationship. it's already feeling kind of stale. i don't even really know what we talk about most of the time... we argue, then we talk about what we argued over. so, i think we get into arguements just so we have something to talk about. it doesn't feel very sustainable.
>>221462218did this when i was 23 ive never had a gf or any friends sincenow im almost 31
https://x.com/i/status/2054582678196732257Heh
can’t breathe got the hantavirus
>>221462285meanwhile her male ooksmatch is floating face down in the river thames
>>221462313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kutLcGO7uNA
never read the bible in full but have skimmed a few verses here and there, looks proper boring like
asked Grok to replace a word that appears a lot in some text with a different word. instead of doing what it's asked it goes philosophical on me, asking why I would want to do that, what motivates me to do that? etc. bloody plonker
>>221462311starmer made corbyn look like a bitchand you can't teach that
>boss just teamsed me "do you need help with X?" ie. Are you doing it nowfuck my life, doing evenings for an extra couple of quid and £42k a year base, fuck my actual chungus life
>>221462322me
any fat fucks in
DIRECTIVE 4
Two slices of buttered toast for my single meal of the day. Well I'm unwell and have no appetite plus I threw up last night.
please chinkmoot fix the site let me watch webms on my phone again fuck sake
>>221462366>>221462369
>>221462349still remember trying to read it but the part near the beginning where it just lists one person's ancestors one by fuckin one was too much for me. takes the piss
>>221462311hes seething
>>221461598Shakes her tits for Lamine Yamal
If anyone has any questions about my newly purchased first home on a busy main road, I will happily answer them to the best of my ability
Margot Robbie has been on the 'zempic has she
>>221462362Always makes me laugh
forgot what i was going ot say now
>>221461816WHOM?
Keir Starmer. The barrister who, in receipt of taxpayers' money (Lega Aid), successfully sued the British Government (circa 2003) and forced them to pay full benefits to ALL immigrants while their cases were adjudicated.
>>221462311Can you just post what the tweet says? Not all of us use that nazi platform
>>221462413bogged and now looks like george russellffs
>size 8omds
>>221462419he just said m8. it's shitting nora
sucking on a rum and ginger ale
haven't used /sp/ in a few years. when did /epl/ become like that?
>>221462400is the road busy at night too?
>>221462400how much did it cost?
>>221462413little bit of the zemplittle bit of the buccal fat removal little from column a little from column b
>>221462428He's a good lawyer
>>221462445just about to open my box of wine and cook a frozen 'za myself
>>221462357Not at all, Corbyn never lost his dignity while being kicked out of PM by zios and red tories
>>221462413need plastic surgeons out of business
>>221462476desu shes a cokehead
>>221462467for immigrants
>>221462477fake white yank teeth look ridiculous
>>221462419are big boobs faye
saddest case of hitting the wall has to be Denise Richards
you know what they say about men with small feet
>>221462511ghoulish
>>221462439
>>221462428I bet his jewish wife must be really proud of him
these women need to buccal fat remove my balls if you know what I mean
>>221462511more a case of plastic surgery and drug use
>>221462511Too much time in the sun, too thin and bogged.
>>221462511something weird is going on where normal middle aged women are aging better than celebrities now
have been inspired by the simplicity of the name 'Minecraft' to create a video game that also has a very literal titleI'm thinking Poowank
>>221462387How so? >>221462182Corrrra >>221462430It's a Jezza clip, other gyaldem poster>>221462439>>221462500Searching these gets me no peng med tings
Do those people with loads of plastic surgery know they look fucked up or what
>>221462579what is a poowank
>>221462516they get knocked over by strong wind?
anyone know what tool i need to remove thuis
>>221462595yes that's why they get more plastic surgery to fix it
>>221462452£170,000 GBP>>221462449Depends what time of night. Right now? Maybe 10-15 cars per minute. Midnight? 3 or 4 a minute. There's always something
>>221462580big bubis
>>221462579TescoNigga Simulator
>>221462511in-fucking-sane
wes streeting is jewish
i do sometimes peak at /pol/, browse about, out of morbid curiosity and there isn’t a single thread without jews being mentioned
>>221462615yeah looks like it needs a knob wankeryou can ask them down wickes for onecould do with some left hand wax while youre at it
>>221461383peak female form
>Mr speaker, I am a gooner
>>221462511would
>>221462615can of striped paint
>>221462631casper van dien at 57 to compare
otis deley has let himself go
>>221462679gay nigga
>>221462679Black dont cr-ACK
>>221462475>Corbyn never lost his dignityHe never had any to begin with, geriatric fool who couldn't even dress himself properly
>>221462679TAKE
steve coogan is actually shagging that robot woman from the last partridge series
>>221462723Yes it is.
reminder women like GOATS more than you
>working job since aug>about to leave this week for new position>managerberg tells me "make sure you do your self returns">wtf>i'm "self employed" by the company>do the maths>owe £3.2k that i don't have to the taxman by next aprilthink i might kill myself genuinely
Rorke the 30 year old virgin talking about women hitting the wall
>>221462745yjk
>>221462285>>221462322wish i knew what it felt like to be loved
>>221462737we knowwwwww
>>221462715too fat and too thin
*monitors /brit/ from afar*
>>221462737my sister fancies steve coogan
NICE FUCKIN MODEL*honk honk*
Any tips for reducing cold symptoms?
>>221462749she has huntingtons to be fair
yes we get it celebrities age we have all browsed /tv/ before
>>221462787Have a wank and you'll feel better
>>221462771>like what you see?
>>221462813I can't
I missed out on love
>>221462810>>221462810>>221462810
steve poogan
City lose the league tonight
>>221462615get an aluminium magnet on it, should come right out
>>221462867>>221462867>>221462867
>>221462737he used to bang China Chowno idea who robot woman is. Haven't watched Partridge since IAP2
>>221462808They live in Richmond the cuties
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
>>221462851
>>221462886The post count was at 310 when I made this thread, some posts must have been deleted
>>221462954cheddarm man physiognomy
Psxarming
>>221462851kwab
bottom of the fifth and oh dear me the yankees are trailing five nil to baltimore here. the bronx bombers have been absolutely toothless tonight no spark no bite just strolling around like they've already had their tea. the orioles are flying high while the pinstripes look like they're chasing shadows. if they don't find some magic from somewhere soon, this could be a very long evening indeed for new york.
I'd buy that for a dollar
Apologies, janny
hes seething
>>221463016>>221463016>>221463016
>>221462886
Love are janny
>>221463000read up about her. Parents move from Africa to London and then as soon as she come along the dad disappeared. Classic
