NHS edition
so labour lost some local elections (which have nothing to do with mps) and he has to resign now?i dont get it
poo
>>221463037It's just media manufactured outrage
nth for the gyaldem
my favourite part of the sacked tranny gimmick is not acting feminine at all, amusing choice for the character
bomp
>>221463081maybe she's a tomboy tranny
The jan(wo)man is a fan of the Nintendo machine I see, lads
What's a good movie with a big actor that is not very well known?
bomp bomp a bomp bomp bomp
>>221463081I wonder if he's actually a tranny IRL or he just lets off some steam in here
I live.... again...
WHAT ARE CITY DOINGTHEYVE GIVEN UP
>>221463107y tu mama tambien
a bomp bomp a bomp bomp bomp
>>221463081also he's completely apolitical, which seems rare for those sorts
>>221463107True Stories
what's in the bowl, bitch
>>221463136Based
>>221463107
bomp bomp bomp bomp
>>221463116definitely an actual tranny irlhe's been at this shite for YEARS
>>221463125>no dokuZASED
i wonder who is the biggest actor in terms of raw size
just watched 2 minutes of eastenders and there's a woman and her son screaming about the mutt daughter she has and how she's let a 'racist' and a 'bigot' into the house and she despises herself. does the propaganda never end? lol
>>221463107House of 1000 Corpses with Matthew McGrory
>>221463116It's a well-known spaki LARP.
>>221463111OPEN THE CAT FLAP NOW
>>221463157kino
https://tiktok.com/ZNRGS7F7o/Ktim
now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and id like to take a minute just sit right there ill tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel air
>>221463232good one m8
>>221463241cab status?
right just sicked up that booze so im going ot bed
On November 19, 2004, Metta Sandiford-Artest (born Ronald William Artest Jr., November 13, 1979), formerly known as Ron Artest and Metta World Peace entered the stands and grabbed a fan after a drink was thrown at him during an NBA game against the Detroit Pistons, causing a large brawl between players and fans. After Artest left the stands, he punched another fan that came onto the court to confront him. He was suspended for 86 games (73 regular season games and 13 playoff games)
>>221463116doubt it. I think it's just part of the "look how pathetic I am tehe not really" gimmick he winds people up with (like failing driving test hundreds of times, failing in and out of university/college, accidentally leaking reddit/youtube account, being a superfan of seaside mark, humiliating situations at work/socially etc.)
Scenes from the /brit/ meetup
korean chicken pancake
the bottom line is I've got my bum out
>>221463232>>221463258ummhttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRGS7F7o/
mental john goodman has lived as long as he didgot this big and was a smoker and drank a bottle of whiskey a day minimum and was rumoured to be a coke head too
hey G would you make me a sandwich
>>221463125think Pep has given up on the Premier League and is just wanting another shit FA Cup instead. SAD!
>>221463107A Room For Romeo BrassPaddy Considine stars. Frank Harper appears. Bob Hoskins makes a brief apeparance
>>221463301the lads. just like being back in karachi
too many nose hairs me. it need sorting
everything is going according to plan
Equity building
Catmando (1995–2002; also spelt "Cat Mandu") was a British politician and cat named joint leader of Britain's Official Monster Raving Loony Party (OMRLP) from 1999 to 2002, along with his owner, party chairman Howling Laud Hope. He died in 2002, serving as leader until his death.
>>221463317this is /brit/ not /national enquirer/
>>221463392coup?
>>221463381based weevils
were you listening to the dudes story donny?
britons really named a computer the "bbc micro"
anyone remember bin weevils had a flash game and toys and that
>>221463408would love to smack your bottom raw
need my enemies to be destroyed
Taking bets on how soon Larry the cat will see his 7th Prime Minister
Osama bin Weevils
life is pointless without JAV
>>221463436yes mate. many years before the internet poisoned everything
My company just announced 3 days in office starting next month. I've been fully remote for 4 years and I genuinely don't know how people did this every day.
>>221463313*rubs up against it through my bacon and eggs pyjama pants*
>>221463465code? code? code? code? code? code? code? code? code?
weevils in cheadle
these are undeniably peng chocolate barscost a fucking bomb thoughmaybe child slavery isn't that bad really
>>221463441Used to play FFXIV. They had boring weevils.
>>221463489pppd 795
>>221463441forgot about that
>>221463507
>>221463490don't even joke lad
https://voca.ro/16FW5BmFhTIkGoing bed now team
>>221463465bros point in life is to look at a fat old guy with a tiny tick shag bug-like women
>>221463481love the toilbuilding meFree lunch and breakfastPlenty of toilfus>>221463548ah spaino, kill yourself instead x
>>221463507wonder what happened to all of tims records and belongingsbet theyve just chucked it in the skips behind sainsburys
PISSTAKING DAY FUCKING WEATHER JUST RAIN OR DON'T RAIN FUCKING PISSTAKE TAKE SHOWERS HARD 10 MINUTES THEN STOPS THEN STARTS THEN STOP THEN STARTS I HATE IT HERE PICK A LANE PICK A MOOD PICK A FUCKING WEATHER YOU CUNT
troontavirus
>>221463517I was underwhelmed especially for the priceshall be sticking to lindt
typed out an entire post then decided that i didn't really care and deleted it
STREETING SEETHING BULLIED BY BADENOCH
>>221463465>>221463489>>221463550the dream
>>221463507is that a vape
perdictions?
>>221463517the one with salt in it gave me violent acid reflux
hate that feeling when you leave a big shit too late and then end up with a sore arse when you're at the pub lol
>>22146365420 - nil
>>221463656same I'm gay as well
>>2214636542-1 shitty
>>221463654none as I have no idea what a perdiction is
>>221463671which way western man
Thanks for the movie suggestions friends. I am also interested in watching Maggie and Death Sentence sometime soon.
>>221463697reckon you could work it out if you had enough about you
>Britons among 1,700 quarantined on cruise ship after norovirus outbreakhol upwe back in this bitchNOROVIRUS BACK IN THE BITCH FUCK THAT HANAVIRUS NIGGA RAT BITCH ASS
>>221463641
seeing a urologist tomorrowbit anxious
road to perdiction
rorke nation
>>221463725you'll be fine, just relax xx
saw a crow kill another crow before
Laughing at tiktok comments"NBA Youngboy makes music for bacteria"kek
might score an early bedtime
we can't stop herethis is rorke country
the men are kicking the ball around again
>>221463725and will they be examining your penis?
>>221463758get it watched thenyou're not some kind of incel freak, are you?
>>221463548i hope you having an extremely shitty day tomorrow at work while ill you massive retarded faggot
college freshman BLACKED with FACTS and LOGIC
>>221463747Russel Crowe?
>>221463770testicles yes. theyll be squozen by a female doctor
>>221463786sort of, yeah
can't cum properly anymore
>>221463789"find a way" as if there's not a ticket there with his name on it
she wants a rorke in the streets and a leftypol in the sheets
>>221463789stupid cunt thought villa was west ham and now has to stick with it
… supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching live ATP Rome tennis on sky sports Tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
wonder if people in other generals just spam random catchphrases and nonsensical shite for two thirds of every thread
Has the ball kicking game began
>>221463749for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22_2HorzbXcunique mannerisms
>>221463317john fatman
might spam a random catchphrase
>>221463749>>221463855IT MAKE NO SENSE UH MAKE NO SENSE
you need to approach women in public
>>221463856good one. dumb pussy
>want to get solar panels installed on my fucking roof>fill out a survey to see how much it costsgood heavensbest case scenario I break even in 4 yearsworst case, 22 yearsdo I do it lads? this bhenchod at work has one and it made me jealous how he's basically only spending £50/month for his family of 5
>>221463898Will you own the panels or will the company putting them on own them?
>>221463882she flees immediately as soon as I speak to her
I wonder how many millions of our taxes we'll end up pissing up the wall on payouts like this because we all collectively lost our minds about tranny rights
>>221463489iesp-711
>>221463882women literally can't do anything without filming themselves or telling someone else about it they have a constant need for validation
>>221463789If I was king I'd sort out all the gays and blacks ruining my country but that's me
>>221463842not as much on other boards because the topic is usually more focused. not sure about other threads on /int/ because they're all in foreign
>>221463923
>>221463882white man's sex toy
>>221463933lol
>>221463911you get this solar battery that allows you to sell the excess you store up in winter and/or use it yourself I suppose
>>221463898solar panels are a scam and if the grid switches off(which it will) then your power goes out regardless. dont fucking do it.
>>221463882"I love the female body"*reaches over to grab book behind her*
just ate a 'za
they need to design tea that doesn't cool down so fast
>>221463923lol us girlies are jus' like that
Most beatiful woman I ever saw was Iranian love at first sight I was speechless
>>221463997be on the toilet in half an hour then x
>>22146387913 kids at 25, this brotha needed adderall and condoms
legit dont know how to make friends. is it alright to just ask someone randomly for their fb
Republicans be like >no more kingsBut what about the oligarchs that are basically de facto nobility?>no more kings
>>221464003you heard of a thermos NIGGUH
>>221464031i wish i liked tennis. tried getting into but just couldn't.
no coincidence that toilet has toil in it. expelling poo from ones body is the purest form of labour one can undertake
>>221464057why didnt they take fin
>>221464057feeling old
>>221464031does he have that towel on his chair in case there's any seepage?
>>221464041Did this a lot just before uni lel
>>221464082insta explore and youtube shorts fuck my porn rot brain more than actual porn sites thotry on hauls etc
A MAN CHOOSES A SLAVE OBEYSA MAN CHOOSES A SLAVE OBEYSA MAN CHOOSES A SLAVE OBEYSNOW OBEYYYYYY
Keir Starmer is the most fascinating character in British politics because of how seemingly inhuman he is. Utterly unrelatable individual, a man without any passions or qualities or ideas. Pure bureaucracy manifest, he is The Party, he is The Government. The next great novel could be all about Keir.
>>221464041Just turn up
rorke saying he isn't a slave after his mum tells him to clean his room
>>221464105what about if you semi know them from work how do you introduce the concept of having their contact details. ive been on nights out with people but we've arranged it in person so never needed numbers or fb
>>221464112the would you kindly reveal blew my mind desu hah
emperor starmer got dat nigga boilin!
might quit my 200k a year a job
I wanna be married but never see my wife that much or live with her
i knew this trust fund privately educated guy and he was a massive leftypol
hi how's it evening
>>221464197got that nasty blairite look about him
>>221464197pathetic little runtoid
>>221464220gooda woman could use that job
>>221464197>tower hamletsthey finally invented white people from bangladesh
genuinely what is the point of getting married
>>221463893john pussyman
british comedy never came close to these heig
might quit my 201k a year job
yeah see, it WOULD have been good, mindblowing even as that other anon suggests if the gameplay had reflected the reveal, ie if the map had become open world at that point and lets say your objective was to collect a ertain amount of objects or something from across the map in order to leave rapturethey didnt do this of course, you then had to follow orders from some other guy which completely went against the the thesis of the game and the reveal and i feel that had it been a true spiritual successor to system shock, they would have done this
>>221464262other countries get massive tax breaks and benefits from itUK you get nothing except your partner's pension when they kick it
>>221464253a woman can have iti dont want it
>>221464031>pie, chips and crispsthey should make him eat healthy food
>posted all day>need a poo>take my phone so i can post while i have a crapsome say im the most dedicated
>>221464288you also get a 50% reduction in assets when you get divorced which is something
>>221464309haven't had a poo today just haven't needed one what do you think about that
>>221463882>Excuse me miss may I trouble you for a moment?>"Why, no trouble at all">Haha, may I have your phone number?>"Of course. Here, lets use NameDrop to share our contacts with one another">Sure>*taps iPhones with the woman, pulling away slowly and smiling*>Hey, I'll... call you later tonight..>"That'd be swell">*walk away*And that is how you do it
>>221464281being cringe, that is your culture?
>>221464255who are you voting for lad?
>>221464197untrustworthy weasel
any modern day philosophers itt
wont be going to the new when this thread hits the bump limit. im going down with the ship
>>221462020 world's gone mad this was £300 this time last year and readily in stock
>>221464344would have to go back 20+ years to remember a day where i didnt poo at least twice
>>221464365*rolls towards you*
>>221464360>implying /brit/ posters have iphones this is a GAMER PHONE general
>>221464361no its called having an iq above 120
>>221464365what is your question, my son?
no one needs 24TB unless youre a nonce
>>221464390what exactly is a gamer phone and why cant an iphone be one
>>221464370sata drives have always been overpriced 2tb samsung 990 pro m.2 was cheaper than a 2tb sata, and this was before the prices exploded so thirdies can make slop with AI
>get in there and make it about black cock
>>221464413we all thought that when reading his postactual giga nonce, or terra-nonce even
got nothing to post
>>221464417LOL iphones are the games to REAL mother flipping gamers pc gaming
>>221463107River's Edge - Keanu Reeves
>>221464435post random images from you images folder
eating muesli because i'm desperate for fibre
>>221464432>terra-noncevery good
>>221464413not true, a 4k remux can be 80gb so that's only 300 films
Toshiba MGANONCE11 Cloud-Scale 24TB 3.5" Enterprise / NAS / Nonce Collection HDD/Hard Drive 7200rpm
>>221464458
>>221464413+1 to your online safety credit score
>>221464437cant make heads nor tails of this post
>>221464178dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzr2-FWfADU
blu-ray is better quality and you just keep it on a discjust admit you like thinking about, fiddling with and spending money on computer toys
>>221464413what about videos n that if you're a professional editor
the jambo century begins tonight
>>221464519kek, love this. was expecting it to turn into gore
Someone will buy my newly purchased first home on a busy main road one day. Lots of people buy houses here. It will be ok.
>>221464535>stop torrenting goy, buy the physical products!
>>221464535love physical media me
>>221464552*does a think*
>>221464536yeah sure your professional "videos"
>>221464489One of the best boxers right now looks like guts from berserk
ASUS ProArt GeForce RTX 5090 OC appears in Europe from €3,899
The Jews broke my weak fucking white mind what the fuck I wasnt built to handle immigration and abortion fuck me I can't cope in this Jewish world i need hope
>>221463882I dodo that
>>221464585wouldn't the insinuation be better placed towards the professional aspect rather than the videos which is an objective fact
fit lass just visited my linkedin profileim in there lads
>>221464630we still have asian women wo
>>221464630the jews aren't to blame for your life being grim lad
>>221464569reddit android soulseek FOSS 4chan linux vibe>>221464580film aficionado home cinema tony soprano vibe
>>221464650i'll insinuate what i like mate
>>221464655Bro is being catfished to work night shift 6 days a week
farage: I WILL PUT PEOPLE OF COLOUR IN CAMPS FOR THE CRIME OF BEING OF COLOURleftypol: that is evil and racist, this is a bad thingrorke: wtf i love hitler this is a good thingcentrists: both sides are the same
>>221464569Why not do both?
>>221464689*puts a tick in the virgin freak box*hmm ok yeh thanks for sharing
>>221464705haha yea who would work night shift even 5 days a week
>>221464684If immigrants didn't exist my wage would doubleIf the Jews didn't infect the culture I wouldn't be an evil chud
>>221464718i don car
Might invest in the Metaverse
>>221464718*yawns loudly in your face*
*enters brit*
>>221464740Probably a weak beta
>>221464736youre the nonce then yeah?
What's the largest poo you've ever done?
is there any nudity in it
>>221464744nah you'd just find another excuse to be lazy and someone else to blame it on
>>221464757NFTs might be worth a puntGive it a Google when you have a moment
>>221464718>noooo this freeee housing isnt good enough for me i didnt pay 20 grand to smugglers for this
need to do a masters to get a decent job but i just can't be bothered
>>221464790I work 40 hours a weekLower your tone Shlomo
Unleash the cats to kill the hanta
>>221464777bizarre projection
>>221464786did one last week which literally took 4 flushes to shift. water kept filling right up to the brim and slowly draining off before it finally budged. was a proud moment
>>221464786had one single turd that went into the drain and reached the front of the bowl, coming up out of the water a bitwas easily 12 inches, or 1 stick in brit dimensions
sensitive young men are crying out for goth gfsgoth gfs are gasping for some sensitive young menyet neither of them ever pair uplike two neutron stars destined to orbit one another in perpetuitywhy is this?
*obesses over ireland*
>>221464764>you should stop sexualizing her innocence chud
farage:leftypol;roke:literally rorke:centrists: both sides are the same
>>221464764tired of seeing this hole but I'm not going to misdirect my annoyance towards her as a person and I wish her well
>>221464836goth girls are too busy taking chad cock
>>221464827>>221464828wish I could shove these up my arse
>>221464630Immigration and abortion are illegal in Israel for that reason. Moron.
well that's palace getting raped up the battycrease then
rorke: hop inside my shirt pocket little fella, we're going out tonight!mini rorke: yippee!*mini rorke hops inside rorke's pocket*
>>221464828
>>221464786did one that made my arse bleed once. was watching the truman show at the time. think i've posted about it before.
>>221464839English people when you say they can't flood into Scotland and Wales
>>221464816smarter not harder
>>221464902love this!! :D
>>221464894>here you go m8. dropped this empty bucket
Just been cold approached by a bird... not bad either, theyre getting desperate aye
>>221464370Has the world at large really gone mad? Or is it just the WOKE that's gone mad? Just something to think about...
>>221464947first of all cody thats not a bird, its your mum
>>221464947Oh aye x
Hello Bongfriends.I'm not native English, and I'm wondering.What does "starm" mean?One who starms, what does he do?
yeah well that lady has a willy
>>221464962Grim apart from the penis
>>221464962looks a lot like my cock
>>221464947
>>221464894Would feel terrible for her if I witnessed this in person, but watching on the internet makes it funny lel
Just saw a willard
>>221464975Shut the fuck up!
cockmogs me!
>>221464894
>>221464975sir swiss starm
>>221464975starmer gets ordered around by zionists
anyone buy that steam controller
>>221464975why are there so few swiss flags on int?
that was a sexy tranny tbf
Manchester's Trafford Centre is investigating after a woman flashed her vagina at shoppers, including children.
>>221464975He runs the best cabinet in the history of the world.
>>221465033naw
>>221465025that's just his wife
>>221464894clearly a stupid "prank"and whos going to have to clean up the mess, do they think of that?i suspect not
>>221465079
tab out for 10 seconds and miss the trannard webm. every time
>>221465038>Be Swiss >Live in European paradise >Beautiful scenery, lots of things to do>Don't use 4chanmakes sense when you stop and think about it
>>221464975you need a ruddy decent rodgering, find out what that word means you howling woofterAND that one while you're at it
Scream
>>221465150actual scream
Have a nice long weekend, /brit/.
