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come up with a less boring gimmick for the ops
cum con sex
>>221466791Good OP, I can see his benis
>>221466791Republicans and Conservatives are the biggest closeted faggoylts and latent zogdogs in history. Punching right wingers is an act of worship in Christianity. Jesus overturned their tables and whipped them like bitches. A return to christianity is a return to socialist ideals
glad china is winning
>>221466821What about pop stars?
>>221466881what about you get real you simp ass bitch
>>221466881is this a lingerie commercial?
>>221466960Oh no Calipoornia
Have you ever looked like this?
im considering playing runescape, this cant be good
i'm so tired
>>221467083fuck off please
my exact build
>>221467102i'll fuck off when i feel like it
ate exclusively junk food today again
>>221467122what did you eat?
>>221466960>MDDamn some of our public schools are great, maybe they're being dragged down
Gamers are the most oppressed minority
>>221466960Crazy that within a generation Mississippi is considered more educated than California
all my reports are being completely ignored. how sad. i'm the only person that's not allowed to make off topic threads on this board. it's allowed for everybody else.
>221467271It's because all you post is attentionwhoring fag shit 24/7, you've singlehandedly given Erdogan another term with all your faggotry
>>221467271Wow snitch
>>221467303better give that bitch sum stitches
When is walshart going to go back to 24/7???? Covid was like 10 years ago o algo
>>221467349when negros stop prowling the night committing crimes
Ate mostly healthy food today
>>221467330else you will end up in a ditch!
anywhere i look it seems that its over
I think dying will probably be the only good thing to happen to me
>>221467296>>221467303Ok nvm all 4 threads just got deleted now :3 time for me to rest.
Hillary Duff is so fine
I'm starting to think that maybe the problem is not with the moderation. I think i'm like the only person that ever gets reported because i make people seethe too much. When i do report others they do usually get banned i guess. So it's not that the janitors are unfair with me, it's just that nobody else ever gets reported. Because people don't actually care about a thread being off topic. I'm just getting reported because i'm a tranny.
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/eS7v5Zf5lYA?si=wpwDzr_THouIdI6a
How big does your dick have to be to not become a beta cuck provider? Is 7.85 inches enough?
torta cashier was nice to me at the burger joint o algo
It's hard to quit this website when all the alternatives suck even more
thinking of getting into mini cameras but the prices are more than I'm comfortable with so I'll wait it out and check in every so often
Dogberg!
destiny said on stream today that over the last 10 years he's slept with more than 250 people.
>>221467217To be fair, boys who like to be alone and play video games in peace are one of few groups with zero social justice protection. Every group that cares about making gestures toward inclusivity and accommodation considers it fair game to criticise boys for this and related activities.
>>221467559>How big does your dick have to be to not become a beta cuck provider?It's less about dick size and more about skill in the sack
>Empath Chan is deadformer love interest of destiny btw
>>221467817>>Empath Chan is deadI thought she was with Count Dankula>>221467660What's wrong? You don't like Xitter which is just /b/, /pol/, /co/, and /v/ rolled into one?
I didn't even know she was sick
>>221467371That's never going to happen
Can I have some money?
>>221466791i've seen that fresko in heraklion last yearalso post more frogs uniron
Foucalt was HIV positive and raping children
Any thoughts on Vermont?
india might be in danger
>>221467708I'm a fan of dogbergs
>>221467764and only 5 women!
>>221467899>father of conservatism was a pedodamn that's crazy
>>221467964India is the last best hope of earth
Destiny is a hyperzionist neoliberal sex offender and his son is a groyper neo-nazi. Most likely as a result of being neglected by his father and seeing leaked videos of his dad sucking cocks like a good girl.
rip empathchan. an angel has fallen.
read an inflammatory and silly post.
>>221468001save india
>>221468012I imagine having some sweaty gamer autistic cuck as a dad must be grim there's vids of his dad sucking dick kid must've been bullied so hard
>>221468017suicide by long covid
>>221466821Fuck off to your own general, ape
I just disrupted a meeting of an elder poet and his disciples by talking about hyperproduction, the singularity, twitch streaming and John Betjeman wanting to drop bombs on Slough. I'm an instigator, a born heckler, the most primitive form of 4chan troll. I belong here, not out there.
lmao
>talk to the girl>"Oh hi anon! I'm busy so wait until the end of finals!">"Yeah I'd love to hang out! Just wait until the end of the month!">"Yeah I'm open on the 30th that morning and afternoon"I'm starting to think she doesn't actually like me or want to hang out
The only people that message me on interpals are all africans for some reason
I realized I'm using 4chan as a crutch to block my intrusive thoughts stemming from my abusive childhood
>>221468162what is interpals
>>221468165I'M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
>>221468165Shut up bitch
just bought a bible but im too lazy to read the thing
Got the Bible on audible but I just listen to synthwave instead, much better IMO.
>>221468192So you're like 99% of christians?
>>221468162Do you have a gigantic pawg ass
I used to love the Old Testament (in English), and the Iliad as a kid but was bored by the New Testament and the Odyssey
Just had the worst dream that I left the door open and my dog ran away
>>221468239no i got one because i wanted to read what it actually says instead of hearing random shit people say about it. i got the NLT version.
>>221468275It means your dog yearns to be free
Millennial girl hobbies include: dismantling systems of oppression, self care, and traveling
>>221468192I've never heard of anybody ever buying a bible, bibles just happen. It seems like everybody has one somehow from somewhere.
>>221468289also mukbang, taking pictures of your restaurant meal and retro music
>>221468277Should have got ESV
>>221468286In real life we leave the door open all the time and she never runs past the porchAlso in the dream I found her in the woods and she ran at me all happy, but then somehow I lost her again
AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221468286the dog isnt aware of the grim realities of being free
>>221468289>>221468307And their all time favourite: DRINKING WINE
I’m not extremely racist, but if I was a firefighter and had to choose between saving a Black guy or an Indian, I’d save the water.
>>221468336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-C2iQ-YAkk
>>221468345then you'd get fired, no pun intended.
>>221468345nah blacks are fine but indians gotta go
>>221468358not as fired as Tyrone and Rajesh
>>221468345>>221468358>FIRE DEPARMENT, UP AGAINST THE WALL!>buh I'm chokin here ma->HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK OR I *WILL* USE THIS AXE!
>>221468345sorry, boss. i got stopped by a train :\
>>221468358no you can always skillfully neglect doing your job to a plausible point where no one will question, doctors can kill you and get away with it easily
>>221468367>blacks are fine
Kinda weird how Ella Purnell isn't my wife yet she's the perfect quirk chungus zoomette pairing to my millennial ass
"You've been in the house too long" she said, and I naturally fled
>>221468381only the cops are like that, firefighters are usually chill.
>>221468367
>>221468431Id let her rim my ass and then id execute her with a gun
>>221468445I was just kidding, I've seen posters tell of ghetto residents attacking hapless firefighters in bad hoods as they were doing their job just cause they were the wrong color
>>221468445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEiBzMEN4DA
>>221468431I'd take the one ring from her and be her nasty master Hobbit
>HEY! FUCK N
I smoked crack with empathchan (it was her crack)
>>221468525I snorted meth for the first time last ever last month because the fucker told me it was cocaine. Then he said after I snorted it, "It's like cocaine but better", I was ready to kill him, but his brother stopped me.
Wild king kong gorilla squished the smug atheistic man of science
>>221468431I’m freezing cold it’s supposed to be hot
>>221468562I once did a fat line of special K thinking it was cocaine and I totally got why Chandler Bing snuffed it, especially in a jacuzzi.
When i worked as a security guard I'd just ignore shit and then write a report making it sound like i actually did stuff
B.C. human rights tribunal rules conservatism not a real political view
>>221468584If somebody tells you it's one thing, but it's something else, that's fucked up
>>221468622no, that was just my dumbass friend who was acting as a dealer's bad
PANAMA
Test
>>221468562thats some low life shit, why u hanging out with peeps like that
>>221468598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sXLYcFAQo8
>>221468493forgot it was because he wanted him to move the truck, what a motherfucking idiot.
Paige Cunningham is gross tbqh
>>221468640guess where I was at
I got some cargo pants so I can rp as an olive garden waiter for your mom tonight
>>221468641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVIm70MkaF4
>>221468656all 90s and 00s models were skinny flat ass bitches. so glad times have moved to the bogged bimbo PAWG age.
>>221468592That is the job. You are often explicitly instructed not to engage with anything for liability reasons. You see the thing and you call a guy who will shoulder the liability, then you write a report detailing that you saw the thing and called the guy.
>>221468681Houses of the Holy is terrible, I hope this improves on that recording
>>221468668>I got some cargo pantsI have a few, are they back in style now?
>>221468592just document all the shit you did while playing a james bond game
I don't like having the same waifu as other people. I spit on people who simp for Ella or Jenna Ortega or Olivia Rodrigo knowing a million other men rub their cocks to her. My waifu is a c-list Belarusian actress I saw in a foreign movie on Tubi. That way I know she's only for me to enjoy
>lived on my own for 3 years>have never owned a couch>got a sudden urge to watch shit on tv while lounging>been downloading movies, shows, and other shit for months>tfw giddy with nostalgia at the idea of a mock cable setup with stuff playing 24/7can't believe I haven't used a tv in like a decadeit will be kino I think
>>221468640Cause he's a low life
>>221468696What if you see a spooky ghost
>>221468681I see your edgy son and raise you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhZkd34iFJM
how the hell do trannies have such massive titties
>>221468696Yeah pretty muchI also in another security job just wrote a script that would write all my hourly reports for me then I'd sit back and just read for most of my shift
>>221468734There's a guy you can call for that
>>221468712I came back to the tv recently too it helps get my mind off stressful shit
>>221468562what difference does it make? they're all stims, if anything meth has a nicer high and lasts longer
I played yacht rock for my friends all evening and they all loved it, boy and girl, young and old
>>221468718I'm a lowlife living the highlife
>>221468706this girl?
>>221468700it seems so, every store has them now (at least where I live)it also coincides with the baggy pants/clothes trend
>>221468754Scooby doo?
>>221468795Correct
>>221468768disgusting
Why is it that when I go out I see many Chads but I only see a good looking woman once a week
>>221468758>what difference does it make?strength, potency, I was not ready for that shityou don't tell somebody it's something but it's really something elsehe's lucky to be alive right now, I was ready to stomp his head like a rotten tomato before his brother and 2 other guys tackled me and told me to chill
>>221468769Are you a real cartel member how many people have you skinned alive?
Here's your biker gang bro
>>221468771No mine is much prettier
>>221468808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saM5PhyIrOkI used to think when I was young, but now I'm hooked to both yacht rock and new age
>>221468712earlier this year I would play old TV commercials as background noise when I went to bed lelI've also had a strange urge to buy a couch. But I've been thinking of getting a train seat instead so I can larp as a salaryman on my commute to work from home
>>221468706She's a million Russians, Belarusian and CIS country men waifus though
>>221468844good thing those are illegal in california so criminals will commit less crime
*used to think thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saM5PhyIrOk
This link is only for trannies if you're not a tranny don't click ithttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778357239207714.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778357239207714.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1778357239207714.mp4
>>221468833I wish I could have recorded "cartel story time" outside the store where we drink at night. It was crazy as fuck, they could teach the taliban and isis some shit.They told about fights to the death, people being stripped naked tied to trees and tortured, and about many of their methods and roles in the community when dealing with thieves and stuff.Nobody tells you they are a cartel member if they do they are just posturing.
Want to move out of parents home but the only other affordable option is renting w/ strangers , and I'd rather not desu but living with my parents is slowly driving me insane
website feels like its getting emptier and emptier. where are the anons going?
>>221468988How do your parents feel about you? Maybe if they are driving you insane, strangers may be better. Wishing you well, anon.>>221468992Probably discord or some niche altchan, mostly the former. Or they decided to quietly move on, spend more time with family or start families.
>>221468992the Emperor's corpse consumes their souls by the thousands every day so He can keep the psychic beacon of Chuddom lit just a little longer
>>221468992I can't post from my computer stupid site is demanding I unblock some shit I never heard of before
>>221469015>How do your parents feel about you?My parents are fine with me. We don't conflict much I contribute, buy my own groceries, and do the dishesit's not so much them as it is just the feeling of being stuck in the same house i grew up in at my age is grim as fuck
>>221468844>panjabi??????????
>>221468992probably tiktok
corr just fortuitated the brekkenborgpropa traditional scotch mealkorean noodlestin of five bean saladprepped in a blackbean saucepanfried scotch salmonphwoar propa good diss
Might ride my bike to the park tomorrow and look for hermit crabs o algo
>>221468992I think peoples attention span is even too short for 4chan now, they're all scrolling post after post on tik tok or instagram
>>221469111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFQSp_9UH1oWHEN THE KING'S SONG CAME ALONGHE CALLED US ALL TOGETHERSAYING BRAVE HEELAN MENWILL YE FIGHT FOR MY FATHER? I WILL GO I WILL GO
>>221469072I get it. Good luck. Rent has been really expensive up here still and I don't think it's coming down.
fuck piss
>>221469072>just the feeling of being stuck in the same house i grew up in at my age is grim as fuckI guess that's a pretty gay feeling, but a fuck ton of people are doing the same thing. I'd rather live with strangers but that's only because my family is religious and I like talking shit on cod or whatever
piss fuck
lissen to i'm stranded by australian punk band the saints (1977)wow diss is actually incrediblethe guitar tone and playing is so good
>>221469192Go to another place to make posts
>>221469192for me it's Ever Fallen In Love With Sumwun You Should'n've or Harmony in my Head, Steve Dibble was a small master
>>221469208no fink you need to fuck off pal back to hi(sp)an(ic)s-villeye?
Momberg got me a fast break bar
>>221469229ironically, Latin America is the biggest market left for rock music today because their trad music is so strongly rooted in the guitar, melodic singing and often even in an approximation of the rock combo
>>221469229OkayI tried
>>221468992reddit unironically
>>221469266Good, and don't come back
Have you ever been called overly affectionate?
THE ORANGE FOOL FRUSTRATES ME TO NO END
>>221469282Have you ever been called a faggot
>>221469282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4vQ9fl5r9ono, but I do love sentimental soul songs from the 70's
>>221469300Have an Orange Whip instead
>>221469282I've been called the opposite cold, icy or over serious never over affectionate
>>221469282people have told me that I never smile even though I assumed that I did, I guess i'm not straining my face muscles hard enough.
>>221469174pendejo
Whatever happened to the goat of cum he still fucking dogs where did that weirdo go
>>221469335WHATEVER HAPPENED TOLEON TROTSKYHE GOT AN ICEPICKTHAT MADE 'IS EARS BURN
was lured to bed and used... gonna go make pasta now
>>221469335He got bullied away like the Icelandic dog torturer
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
>>221469365Anime sex
just watched someone have their legs cut off with a knife and then get beaten with one of their own legsso what's shakin with you guys?
>>221469323Yeah I feel you the expectation is annoying Used to get people asking me what's wrong constantly.. nothing is wrong fagggot it's just how my resting face looks
>>221469377I wonder if I saw something like that irl if I'd be able to keep my cool
>>221469379yeah I get that too, normies are so god damn annoying and nosy.
>>221469399probably depends on the context, like if they really deserved it or not. Cartels normally only do that to people who have intentionally fucked them over in some way.
>>221469377That video is old seems like cartels don't release kino anymore
>>221469377Stop watching that shit
>>221469376western animation sex ain't a thing thoughtnx, Walt!
>>221469434They probably gave up because they could never top Funky Town
>>221469377I've seen worse while happening with my own eyes in real time.
>>221469377phwoardat shidd will make you noided bro
>>221469377if I had a bunch of kids I'd kick their asses while drinking heavilygoddamn parasiteswhere's the street drugs, you goblins, huh?
nah, just kidding, that was just my attempt at edgy American humor
so today my pal and I with whom I play to watch the Odyssey in the theater discussed Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy. My picks for a black Helen of Troy were Lauryn Hill and Angela Bassett, but then I am partial to grannies
>>221469367>the Icelandic dog torturer?
*planalso, I'd consider Kelis. I explicitly ruled out Halle Berry on account of her face
>>221469577
The new Strokes song is doodoo stinky
>>221469582Summoned
>there a '''''people''''' that prefer sovlless ching chongs over h'white women
>>221469610That's every year since 2002. At least Julian's band doesn't suck. It's not great, but it's worth a listen.
YE YE WURL STARYE YE WURL STARRRRRRRDAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>221469627no not me. what the hell is the dog torturer loreim out of the loop
>>221469633ching chong mogs her
>new Strokes song using Autotune
>>221469652He supposedly posted a link to a video of a dog being tortured and thought it was funny
social anxietyhttps://youtu.be/pNkQlCYblTQ?si=ZEL2y9OId5-FLfaD
>>221469669I only got like 4 minutes in
>>221469633they havin a mid off
Should I play killing floor or black ops 3 zombies
>>221469609the guy on the left literally killed those zoomers and everyone forgot about it
gonna keep playin gta san andreas on the ps5
A female friend suggested Tiffany Hadish for Helen of Troy and now that I'm seeing her, good god, why would anyone say that? And that friend is actually attractive, unlike this one!
>>221469723i can play black ops 3 zombies with you if you buy it for me
>>221469633i love sabrina
>>221469741Poor piece of shit
>>221469745she looks like malcom in the middle
>>221469745all the anons who say she's a gay man's idea of a straight sex symbol are in fact gay
moms drunk again and not making dinner
Ellen Page, what the fuck did you do to yourself?
>>221469762She looks like a whole ass TV show
>>221469745My grandma looked like her in 1971
>>221469776Dude, it's ELLIOT. Show some respect for one of the finest actors of our generation. He's Achilles of Troy, after all.
Elliot mogs Ellen
>>221469797boomers in the 70's used to think Linda Ronstadt was hotPhil K. Dick was obsessed with herwell, those were some closeted homos because wtf
I think on average there are more hot women now than there were way back in the day.BUT the hot women from the before times were definitely hotter than the ones we have now. Sort of a quality vs. quantity thing.
Judy was gorgeous until she got fat
>>221469829ppl used to die at 70s back then because they'd wear themselves out thru chain smoking, drinking, malnutrition, street fighting out of boredom, or just hanging themselves cause there was no one to talk to once they were alone in their room
>>221469839My mom's name is Judy and she's fat
*in their 70's in the 70'syeahhhhhhhgreat music tho, 70's music was the muso equivalent of effortposting
>>221469851shes still gorgrous
>>221469862Nod really
Fat women are good cooks
>>221469803This movie is going to cause /tv/ to generate so much seethe that it reaches critical mass and creates a black hole which destroys the earth
>>221469776It's very depressing how troonism wound up in the sexual identity category such that it became faux pas to criticize it or help these people before they did serious damage to themselves. It's a severe mental illness that ruins lives meanwhile the social justice lobby insists that anything other than enthusiastic affirmation of the delusion amounts to hate speech and bigotry. I thought maybe opinion would shift when troons started getting involved with mass murder but apparently we're still on having to respect the pronouns and pretend they don't belong in secure institutions for the criminally insane.
my aunt is fat and everyone flees the room when she brings out her tuna noodle casserole or whatever abomination she makes that day
https://youtu.be/582CCg4xhJQ
>>221469850Unlike now, where happiness is at an all time high and no one is committing suicide because the world is so great and the future is so bright.
I think the 60's soul man stereotype proved ephemeral because all of these supposedly sensitive men in dapper suits actually raped, beat and set women on fire in their spare time, and some got killed in return
>>221469869Not only that but the jannies on /tv/ will have PTSD from the sheer volume of transphobia and racismsmss they'll bear witness to in the coming months. Many of them will likely kill them/their/xirselves.
>>221469897it's better than it used to be, a person like me would never make it in life without youze guise
>>221469869the movie genuinely seems like it will flop, not a very interesting take on a classic storyi'll still probably give it a chance
>>221469875I'm really sad about her. I remember finding her really beautiful, but yaas kang slice off dem tits, get that rotdog attached. You da real man now.
>>221469935>Queen Dido, will you take us on?>Ahhh hell nah, don't want to scrubs, busta!
>>221469923I'd rather live in 1930-2000 and die at 70 than live til 85 or 90 in this fucking world. We're not even living anymore, just existing.
>>221469977I'd hate to live in a world where hip hop has only begun its cultural ascension, that shit can stay in the age of the dinosaurs where I'm concerned
Practising mindfulness
back in 2000 the worst you could be in pop culture was Kenny Loggins or Steely Dan, and I'll tell why that was, it was because everyone was a fucking PRICK! Have you ever seen Maynard Keenan? Jesus Christ!
watching endless rekt webms to prepare myself for the coming hardships and unfathomable evil the world holds for us in the next 50 years
i never worked and im not ashamed of it, you see what you have is called enslaved cattle morality of the letzter mensch, ubermensch morality is for those that make their own values unconcerned to its lessers, like me
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
Is this any good?
>>221470055I'd rec The Last Frontier or Task over that, tho maybe they're not strictly the same genre
how it feels to be a horrific incel chud in a normie sexhaver world
>>221470055we can see you in the reflection bro
>>221470055Ty Sheridan is just Tyler Perry for white people
>>221470070maybe he's a tranny
>>221470092What's Perry's ARE YOU STRAFING ME BRAH?
i’m going bald
>>221470106And that's ok
As a child, I loved Eddy Grant's Baby Come Back. When I came of age, I quit childish things and now I prefer Player's Baby Come Back.
>>221470098he’s spiritually me, so no
>>221470106I'm not noticeably losing hair but I keep finding hair strands around my room :/
farts are bad today
i am banned from >>>/vg/ for a violation of Rule 1:Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to video games.
>>221470092He's more like Shonda Rhimes
>>221470150oh, you mean the anime porn that makes up 2/3rds of the board? nah, that's fiiiine
>>221470160Shonda Rhimes loves some race mixing
People who cry about jannies and getting banned deserve it btw
i gotta kill myself man
>>221470150I got a racism outside of /b/ there for calling niggers annoying
>>221470150jasonesque
>>221469633pale skinned foids are disgusting
>>221470183based truth teller
>>221469745corr would poo in her face den not touch her wiv me willard
>>221469897wt film diss
Have you ever seen a floating Jew? No? Then why do you believe one floated over a lake 2000 years ago?
>>221470234he was built different
>>221470220Same fag
>>221470275anyway, JC was visited by three Iranians in confidentiality, which makes him suspect in the eyes of the gov't
surely like jesus was likejust some kinda charles manson fingand i dont mean it as evilbut.likesurely random people make cults like literally all the timeand the probability of one sticking and.like becoming like a global religion followed by millions is iust extremely smalland jesus happens to be wun of emlike there is a Lewisian possible wirld where charles manson becomes a religion en par with jesus.
>>221470220the trvke that broke /v/eddit
it's humbling to think that the origin of the term 'magic' was the Persian Zoroastrians' early Hammurabi-influenced legal framework which exhorted men not to just kick the other guy's ass and rape his slave on the spot
you can only post on one board for the rest of your life. /v/ or /pol/
>>221470317corr wun of kurt cobains fave swan albums
It makes me seethe uncontrollably knowing that Islam has billions of followers when its obviously made up
>>221470342People are REALLY stupid
>>221470342theyre all obviously made up
>>221470342its because they fuck their cousins and breed like rabbits
>>221470342>billions of followers when its obviously made upthe same applies to christianity, does that make you seethe, too?
Eastern Orthodoxy is real though you niggers
>>221470317>the origin of the term 'magic' was the Persian Zoroastrians' early Hammurabi-influenced legal frameworkMagus just meant priest it wasn't from Hammurabi
>>221470365No because it's more believable
>>221470365Yes!
>>221470390
as a catholic I like taoism it's pretty cool
>>221470374yeah, real stupid
>>221470374Clintic Eastwoodsy rings truer: if I put a hole in your head, you ain't getting back up
>>221470360thats what american protestants arealso meant.to do
>>221470383that was their 'magic', the simple legal guarantee of your neighbor not giving you the shiv once your daughter reaches puberty and you have other plans for her
>>221470413no nigga they thought their priests had powers
