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>>221470390She was so cuteShame!
chuds below
problem wiv the concept of a grilled cheese sandwichis that it works much better as just cheese on toastyou dont need anudda slice of bread on topcheese on toast is the superior invention
chuds above
>>221470429Might not wanna look in the mirror then
Alberta just voted to join the US. Wow! It's over for Canada!
that's clearly Alain the Page, William the Conqueror's squire who disguised himself as a petite woman in order to strike at Harold Godwinson unawares!
I'm gonna say itstovetop mac is better than black people baked mac
>>221470390she replace by caily spaeny now
It's over for Colorado
>>221470445Thats wife material
>>221470407Our mainlines don't really go to church anymore. Some of the Anglican churches are seeing record low members or closing like the one local in my town did. Only mormons really breed like crazy
>>221470445She was good in that Elvis movie
I'm gay
>>221470458saaaaar great zoomer christian revival is happening!!!!
>>221470390It's been a long time since I heard about her, wonder what happened
>>221470462there should be a famous punk song named thatbut there's no god so there's not
>>221470462Do you want to kiss me?
>>221470429nice to see that people are still making effortposts
>>221470470Anal Cunt have a couple dozen songs named variations of that
>>221470465Some of us are growing more religious, but I don't see a Catholic sort of revival or Orthodox revival. If a huge one broke out, it'll probably be some evangelical church
Jeet means victory
>>221470462hi gay, i'm anon
>>221470497grindcore is NOT punk, though extreme metal is really just a subgenre of HC punk technically...but not spiritually!
I don't like how foids took the name ED for eating disorders. IT'S FOR ERECTILE DISFUNCTION
should really stop smoking cigs it's so lame, weed is superior
for me?dystopia
sir you dont understand i am actually brahim
Pepperoni is the only meat that makes sense on a pizza. Pizza is otherwise a vegetarian dish. No chicken, no beef mince, no ham. Yes corn, yes bell peppers, yes jalapeno, olives, artichokes, yes to even broccoli
listening to this spellling album
sikhs are bro tier saar
If you think you know what mankind should be doing rn better than Thiel and Bezos, then I have to question your good judgement
>>221470512Jeets are on track for a domination victory
>>221470525Can I kiss you?
>>221470542oh yeah?
>>221470532I LOVE ARUGULA ON PIDZER
never smonked cigs, but now after smoking weed every day since covid it might be time to stop
>>221470521Hell yeah
>>221470429We don't tolerate racism in /cum/. I will be filtering your flag now. The internet is a battlefield against bigotry and filters are my bullets. Pow.
>>221470548i trust bezos but not thiel
I probably have distant relatives living in Israel
I trust all billionaires
>>221470565I want to work for Palantir
>>221470565Thiel is a gay fascist, but that doesn't mean Bill Gates can't bitchslap him when he's planning on putting the Bronze Age Pervert in charge of the US
>>221470572You can get an all expense paid 7 day l trip to Israel if you're Jewish
>>221470561based reddit unc
as a daoist I like catholicism it's pretty cool
1 time in a parking lot in la i walk past a bald guy in a suit who looked like the amazon billionare guy
orange fat is in china
>>221470613I heard he brought all the billionaires with him
I love typing out Bronze Age Pervert and Raw Egg Nationalist, what the fuck were those guys even thinking, they have like doctorates and shit
>>221470520always more reasons to hate foids
Don't care I'm still going to watch The Odyssey movie. Up yours woke moralists
>>221470613maybe he can convince Xi to give us 10 million chinese women
i am a huge coward irl
>>221470626behead all men
i am a huge cow irl
>>221470613>>221470621Bro brought the billionaire avengers with him
>>221470638me too, but when it comes down it, the automatic rifles we have today are highly efficient
The tits on this broad...
>>221470651a lol cow even
>>221470611what do you like about it?
>>221470626all women and men relevant to what going on in diss webm should be put down
>>221470666Jesus was a pretty cool guy
Advertisements really be highlighting the stupidest reasons to use AI. I'm not some obese anti-social liberal arts freak who needs a robot to make me study guides, I got nerds for that.
>>221470654Kinda based ngl, Trump the goat fr
>>221470462hi gay, I’m dad
>>221470622Raw Egg Nationalist is so dreamy
>>221470660>that body languagethey look like giga-giga-giga-normies with 1000% social skills and it scares me
>>221470654sanjay ftw
>>221470687Indian victory
>>221470654they are all going to swear allegiance to the mandate of heaven
niggas be gaming
>>221470654surely its dangerous to have all the worlds billionaires in wun olace at wun timelike what if the plane crashd and they all died
what if peter thiel runs for president
>>221470660AOCannons!
>>221470683all I'm thinking here is that Mike Cernovic and Alex Jones missed the stupid fucking xter nickname train, and that's just too bad
>>221470704she lives like a regular ho for someone that is teevee famous ou algou
>>221470710Then they'd just be replaced with their second in commandsAlso you just know they all took their own private jets
>>221470710That would be funny
>>221470712I'd vote for him
>>221470722What if the opposite was true and you could transition temporarily just to get some of your looks back
Here's the Canadian family I was talking about yesterday. By Canadian family of course I mean the Canada goose parents and their fuzzy goslings. I brought them frozen blueberries and tried to get one of the babies to come to me so I could pet and possibly even kiss it on the head real quick but it didn't work and I didn't want to stress the parents out. The Canadians were well-behaved but they shit everywere
>>221470712I'm not voting for that cocksucker, Rubio or bust
>>221470748>and their fuzzy goslingsdid one of them try to thai box you?
>what part of "deported" don't you understand?
>>221470745the implication is that if men transitioned to women they would be happier
>>221470731It would be hilarious and the media would pretend like it's a tragedy
>>221470712do you know how much power he'd have to give up to be the president?
>>221470756I also think rubio is a good candidate
>>221470761The parents took a defensive posture and started lightly hissing like cats
America will see its first gay jewish President in our lifetime.
>>221470800I used to have a nanny and my nanny would spank me all the time
>>221470748HONK HONK HONK
>>22147080090's people looked like absolute douchebags, holy shit
>>221470462I started watching gachimuchi videos as a joke, but then my pp started liking them.
Poor little cousin, I don't want your dregs(A little baby fussing over my legs)
Y'all ever did those introductions in college classes where you would make a post introducing yourself and you had to reply to 3 people or so?
Rubio as president so los estados unidos cement themselves as a latinx entity
>>221470788glad you agree, wey
>>221470814Why is the Canadian missing a leaf?!
Minnecrapolis is winning :/
>>221470710stop, I can only get so erect
>>221470837HELL YEAH BROTHA
>>221470825The wind is blowing very strongly.
>>221470825After 8pm the leaf comes off.
>>221470856you should eat less frijoles
wow, such a satisfying shit i just had
We've let women get too fat
Redeem? Y/N
>>221470864That means you like getting fucked in the ass
>>221470814That's not gay, if you find the videos aesthetically pleasing then a certain sexual response is normal
Would you Obama's daughter?
I say women should get fatter.
>>221470865Not fat enough actually
>>221470869Joseph Conrad was right, only an animal would order another man to debase themselves in that way and colonialism corrupted men and made them coarse and sadistic
>>221470886we old now...she looks like a mom
>>221470821sure carnal >>221470865and it wont stop
Anyone with eastern european ancestry probably has a little jew in em
>>221470890
>>221470896Colonialism has been a net positive for humanity and the only thing they did wrong was tolerate dissent from native populations.
>>221470865
>>221470915When I was a kid I thought all Eastern Europeans were jews also that jews were a considerable portion of the population like xtians and moslems
social anxity porn
purposely look like shit because life is too easy
>>22147091523andMe has updated their results for me 4 times and each time the 1% Ashkenazi Jewish won't go away.
>>221470915Jews are well known to have settled southern Austria and Slovenia in the 11th century and a number of place names testify to that, chiefly Judenburg
https://youtu.be/eS7v5Zf5lYA?si=1JR_RzSS_r-xNZpPThread theme
i need some got damn english muffins
i don't know which brazilian is which or how many there are, but one is cringe and the other one is alright
Gooned for two hours award
>>221470929Mine went away t. ancestry chad
>>221470929They put that in there to fuck with the chuds
>>221470946Ayo this dude is named BENJAMIN
>>221470942Crumpets are where it's at IMO, the texture is superior to English muffins.
>>221470946Penjamin
Supper will be frozen pizza and Kraft mac n cheese with chopped up hot dog
>>221470964You must have been a good boy to earn a meal like that
>>221470959Benjamin is a nice name
whenever ellen page is brought up i remember that juno flick, bizarre fucking movie
BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN
>>221470960clotted cream, which is mostly commonly spread on crumpets along with jam in England, is used as a condiment to the Serbian equivalent of breakfast sausages along with raw onions, flatbread and a paprika and eggplant-based relish, such as meal is very common here
Napoleon Dynamite son or Juno daughter
>>221470986I got some clotted cream for ya...*violently tugs at crotch*
>>221470987GODDDDD!
>>221470987>Juno movieShe was a nerd o something, how did she even get knocked up? I didn't watch the movie
we will be incels forever
>>221470999if it comes out clotted than YOU ARE IRON MAN tummm dummm tunna nah
benjamin ahh niggas be like "i have a nice name"
khhv from womb to tomb
cretin hop such a great opening song
What a shit show
>>221471020y'all cowards don't even smoke crack is not an opening song...but maybe it should be...at Superbowl
there are so many incredibily cute girls all around but they will never be mine because i'm not low impulse dark triad
George Floyd was born October 14, 1973Charlie Kirk was born October 14, 1993coincidence?
these tupac joints be hittin at 10pm in the night
>>221471045I think not!
>>221471010>we
DAS WHY I FUCKED YO BYTCH YOU FAT MODAFUCKA
Speed of LifeBreaking GlassWhat in the WorldSound and VisionAlways Crashing in the Same CarBe My WifeNew Career in a New TownWarszawaArt DecadeWeeping WallSubterraneans
>>221471078there's sth magical about a 30 year old man singing about the color of his room in 1977, definite proto-NEET vibes
can you buy toxoplasmosis cysts online
>>221470978There was zero on screen chemistry between the two actors and since that was the entire basis of the movie it didn't work for me.
What do you make of mfm threesomes? I think I'm against it for a gf but if some random bar slag wants to be spitroasted by you and your bro, I would be downI'm a virgin btw so this is purely hypothetical on my part
>>221471087Ew noI don't want another penis and stinky man near me when I'm with a girl
>>221471087I wouldn't mind seeing my gf fucked by another man
>>221471087its gay
>>221471084yes, fink its better den any Beatles LP
>>221471087ignore the bitch fuck the man
>>221471087if Rocco Siffredi were there he'd do both the m and the f, then find the house pet, and do him too, and he's straight
Michael Cera and Elliot Page are Canadian treasures that must be protected at all costs. We must not let the jewish american media corrupt their pure souls.
6 years ago Nick Mullen said he wanted to transition from comedy into just hate speech with no punchlines, now we have ChudTheBuilder
my youtube recs go retarded
>>221471104the larger British discos of the latter 70's had dedicated Bowie floors
>>221471087nah like threesomes of any kind just not appealing to me
running through these hoes like im alek minassian
>>221471115this nigga already shitting his pants in fear of being slimed, he won't last very long
Nick Mullen is an American treasure that must be protected at all costs
You think it's possible to hang yourself with an extension cord
>>221471110unironically thought Michael Cera was best wun in Phoenician Schemehopefully it resurrect his career as a serious actor
>>221471135I liked Cera in This Is The End where he does coke and slaps Rihanna's ass, he was literally me
>>221471135That was a great movie, Wes Anderson is a national treasure
I wish I was a woman so I can be a cock hungry slut. Life would be so easy
>>221471131He's walking so the ultimate content creator can run
>>221471117thoughts on mine
>>221471135michael cera peaked in superbad
>>221471135was he ever a serious actor lmao
>>221471151i wish you were a woman too
>>221471153Markiplier take on the Charlie Adler cartoon voice still makes me LOL, the guy made millions with such a simple trick and imitating PewDie
Nick Mullen vs Nick Shirley twerk-off
*Markiplier'sHULLOOOOOO I'M MOOOOOORKIPLIER! hahahahaha
>>221471151crazy how every incel in this site would just be insane sluts if they were female
>>221471177loony toons ahhh mfer
Hate it when I accidentally buy the extra cheap product that only exists to drive you to the expensive option. One squirt of walmart soap will have you wishing you paid extra for softsoap.
>>221471184Sluts are based
>>221471191sometimes cheap stuff is good, a lot times not
>>221471149just wish didnt have benedict cumberbatch in itfind him annoying
>>221471184No I'd be modest as a Jane Austin protagonist
>>221471184I would be a virginal whore. I would never have sex but I would go to cons and let people grope me.
>>221471201he was great in Tinker Tailorwhat the hell was going on in that movie lmaoeveryone was a total bastard pretending to be a cubicle workera masterpiece, that
wizard status in <6 months
I just realized that at a store today I had to pay for one of their paper bags, so I'm gonna go back to the store tomorrow and return it kek
>>221471201Yeah he was kinda miscast as the villain. Not a huge fan of Bendydick Cuminsnatch.
haven't had sex in over a year
>>221471208when I was in my late teens I laughed at Dr. Venture losing his virginity at 24 in The Venture Brosas it happened, I lost mine at that same age later on
in the 1990s Brad Pitt was such a big deal he could literally shit in a girl's pussy if he just asked her
also, The Venture Bros. is a weirdass show, the people who made it were sort of fetishists for their own work, I have never seen anything like it
>>221471220When I was 19 browsing /r9k/ there was a general for guys 25+ and I always thought "well, at least I'm not as hopeless as those guys"Now I'm 30
>>221471245>You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass but you're just cold diarrhea in a Dixie cupstill one of the hardest slams I've ever heard in a cartoon
at least i'm not a wizardoh wait i am haha
it's wasian wednesday
hot shiddingtonshire inside the champagne glass does NOT sound appealing
You might say 'oh, that's self-referentiality'. Archer was self-referential, TVB was more like some sort of cult!
it has been suggested the homeless should be bussed into affluent, leftist neighbourhoods and given hammers and caffeine pills
Rape is my priority
>>221471312I thought that goes against being a macho
>>221471312but is it your passion?
>>221471305Jamaicamaxxing
>>221471305This guy is less harmful to society than any activist who tries to help the homeless
ok too much doomscrolling for today
These Starbucks coffee pods are actually grim
This is the ultimate zoomer car
fuck cars
>>221471361destination Flavortown
>>221471367literally? or figuratively?
>>221471370
>>221471134Depends on the gauge and quality of cord innit
anyone who thinks they'll learn better English from Brits than from Americans is deluded because British vocabulary is class-specific
Station to StationGolden YearsWord on a WingTVC15Wild is the WindStay
>>221471177id laugh but thats something i would do irl
>>221471387
>>221471191I felt this way this morning about the store brand generic yogurt i bought. It's edible but man.... Not at all worth the 30% savings.
>>221471402Golden Years is such an awkward mookish song, I'll bet Ariel Pink jerks off to itbut then there's a Nina Simone coverjust beautiful
>>221470462Yeah and?
>>221471415Walmart store brand yogurt fucking sucks AIDS dicks, it's only acceptable for blending with fruits and stuff for a smoothie. President's Choice or OIKOS are the only good greek yogurts but they're like $6-8 a tub now, shits crazy.
>>221471087it'd have to be with a stripper so it's purely transactional and they can keep their retarded drama to themselves
The Venture Bros was like if Space Ghost From Coast to Coast seized power in Germany and declared war on Poland
i think a fmf threesome is too much, i only have one penis lady
>>221471415>>221471432I recently started buying dannon because of that. The generic kind is way too sour/acidy. My whole life I hated plain yoghurt and it was probably because it was cheap shit
>>221471380Say you're about 145-150 lbs, 32 years old, and black. Would any rope do?
>>221471451the more I think about threesomes, the more it only seems to benefit the person who can take the most dick
>>221471451You have a mouthDon't tell me you aren't into facesitting and eating pussy...
What do you guys think Zoom Zoom's twink boy butt smells like?
>>221471454You can just walk around at night in chicago and get the same outcome tho
>>221471453>sour/acidy.yeah exactly idk what the fuck causes that but ALL cheap yogurt is bitter and disgusting like that.
Please don't make weird posts about Zoom Zoom. He's the only thing holding this general together and we don't want to chase him away.
>>221471466only punk bitches eat pussy, it's a very feminine move
>>221471470Say you're trapped in a basement rural iowa
>>221471420wtf are you taking about
>>221471476probably lactic acid from the bacteria
>>221471491listen to some Ariel Pinkthe latest record was such a comebackthe guy's great, and I love how /mu/ hates and distrusts him
how about faptic acid from all the plapteria
>>221471490walk through the woods with antlers 10 or 15 minutes before hunting time is up
>>221471508KEK
>>221471486That's what I thought about spinster but /cum/ actually improved after she left
finna get me a heaping helping of chocolate milk, no chicken, i dont really go into the weeds with protein on days i dont go to the gym even though i probably should
MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>221471508It isn't hunting season
>>221470422sandwich = more cheese and salty fried crust
>>221471537brb, gon' wrastle up dem dogies
>>221471537https://youtu.be/gLhYOdTSQHA
>>221471537those mfers loud af
when he dick me down deep n my bussy queefs on his nuts
when I was 10 my friends and I built a fort out of old pallets and crates we took from a construction site. some teenagers showed up one afternoon and started trying to destroy our fort so I started whipping them with a 6 foot long piece of copper wire from a broken extension cord.that was over 20 years ago and I can still hear their screams in my dreams. they are pleasant dreams.
should have been like dissStation to Station - 10:08Golden Years - 4:03Word on a Wing - 6:00TVC 15 - 5:29Wild Is the Wind - 5:58Stay - 8:38
um????https://x.com/domrystan/status/2046370953572372739?s=46
>>221471552*shitty 70's surf-influenced prog rock starts playing*IN YOUR BRAIN THERE ARE MILLIONS OF TINY ANIMALSTHAT ARE JUST WAITING TO COME OUTAAAAAAAAAARGH!*shitty CIA-funded Hammond organ solo*
immediate regret clicking that link, what was i thinking
matybe stay would be 7:25 like the nassau recordingwondrin what longest rendition of stay iswill hafta look up
>>221471541it's still turkey season
>>221471596Turkeys don't have antlers you silly
>>221471604who wouldnt shoot a turkey with antlers
I miss that /mu/ meme, it was a lot of fun
>>221471589you got a little turned on don’t deny it
>>221471624>Chinese semi-autocount my fingers
when is the MMF ghislaine, jeff, donald sex tape dropping?
You're a bunch of silly guys
>>221471689I'm a silly billy
>>221471694you're a brazilian
>>221471708The hell I am!
Texan-Brazilians be like 'I'm Coltson Figureoa!'
i may be a silly billy, but i am definitely NOT a brazillian.
>>221471486What do you think his butt smells like then? Answer me and I will drop the topic.
>>221471722remember gayson? i remember
Clap for my pussy
You're a fucking nigger
>>221471730he is gone (AIDS) but not forgotten
>>221471741IS THIS THE STORY OF A JOHNNY ROTTEN (ROTTEN JOHNNY, ROTTEN JOHNNY)?
going through all the gore footage i have saved in my brain
>>221471708truuuue
>>221471752got any good lathe videos up there?
Remember Bonnie Rotten? She's a Christian preacher who entered the priesthood and leads weekly sermons for her congregation in a small town outside of Dallas, Texas.(just kidding she's still a worthless cumdumpster)
>>221471780tattoos are so low class.
>>221471780>they're realwell, there it is, mwah, chef's kiss, cheers, young lady!
>>221471736i spoke to your manager at the dick sucking factory and he said that you're a volunteer
>>221471537shazooooo
>>221471562Based
>>221471785and they so common nowhonestly imo for womeneither like committ and go whole way just cover yourselfor dont do anyfing at allwomen in middle are worst of three imo
tattoos japan ::::OOOO
make nu
>>221471823I always wanted a colorful tattoo
>>221471825Not my problem
>>221471823>>221471780these two pictures are literally the same
>>221471823>>221471829This Brazilian guy got his favorite soccer team's home jersey tattooed across his entire body
>>221471865>>221471865New
>Peace through Strengthmy nigga trump be saying "war is peace"
>>221471860I wonder if people who get tattoos just see money in their bank accounts and think "fuck that, get rid of that shit now"
