Prev >>221470390Toilet sounds edition
average /cum/ romance
blondes have more fun
theres a job opening in brazil for a penile management officer, for women only, contact me if interested
>>221471860thirdies do this stuff as soon as they get a little money
>>221471860
>>221471865https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVc3WERaGKU
I just watched the episode where he gets raped by a dolphin. Absolute kino
>>221471884I've been miserable my entire life
Oh shittttt it's too fast amigros!
Do Americans typically do this?
pink skinned blonde gf
>>221471877>the friendly neighborhood spider manit seems we both have autism havent we
who the hell drives a pink cadillac?
>>221471916Elvis Presley
>>221471904this nigga riding a faggio
>>221471907My average Thursday night
>>221471928top kek
I found a pink cigarette on the bed the day that you left
>>221471904I always wanted one of these vespa things and I could ride around and go ciao and never have to look for parking
>>221471886i went to school with a dude that tattoed a car brand logo on his forearm. its surprising because dude became a dr
>>221471939Go on Facebook marketplace you can buy one for like $700
>>221471908I'd choose a brunette over a blonde any day of the week
>>221471940what the
Dinner is lentils and broccoli and a sweet potato
>>221471944I don't have 700 doll hairs thougheverbeit
>>221471938Who the fuck smokes pink cigs?
literally me when I see someone on a Faggio
The Power of Love by Huey Lewis is just too good to be a Springsteen song, it's pure business with 0 commie sob stories
Remember when Aliceposter (male) paid for Mexican troon Ale’s HRT?
>>221471961You must prostitute yourself on Rentmen dot com
anyone want to do a backrooms watch party
>>221471890Kek
>>221471973whatever happened there
>>221471973the italian?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2504-Clark-St-Paducah-KY-42003/226388496_zpid/Why won't you move to Kentucky and get a 3 bedroom house with a fenced in yard for 160k?
>>221471964This is me though.
MAAAAAAAAAAMHELLLLLOMAAAAAAAAM ARE YOU PROSTITUTEHELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLODID I TELL U TO REDEEMMMMM
why do so many trannies have gigantic cocks
>>221471973Did that really happen
I have an IQ of 74
>>221471989based and pistolpilled
>>221471991Why do you know this information?
>>221471991Maybe it’s like the reverse of when people make fun of guys who do masculine shit as compensating for their small cocks. Wearing women’s clothes and castrating themselves as a way of compensating for their huge cocks
which ai is the best? im not a programmer i just use it for consultation on my life problemsive been using chatgpt free but i keep hitting the usage cap so i think i must buy one
https://youtu.be/tCLrpMG4ftctonight's circletube
This is the current state of the UK as a country
>>221472002he interviewed Hugh Grant & Eddie Murphy
Singing evolved before talking
>>221471996Yeah, but only briefly, as they quickly had a falling out over something that I can’t remember, resulting in them doxxing each other o algo
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>>221471891Uh oh stinky
>>221472025This must have been discord drama because I was here for that era and don't remember this
>>221471929lol
boxman, boxman, boxman can't get a girlfriend
>>221472028that drawing kinda looks like my dog named spanky spanky
REAL thread theme https://youtu.be/IPTHlmhtg8s
>>221472015wheres the brown man stabbing her though
>>221472034I think it was discord drama, but I only know about it because it leaked into the general. I’ve never been in any /cum/ discord
>>221472052i only like good vibes songs
>>221472047we're the boxmasters, you asshole!>>221472052say what you will, but I am convinced Staley was a closet homo
>>221472059Puussyyyy
>>221471991Sampling bias?Though I will say the biggest cock I've seen was on a skinny white androgynous twink.
>>221472064im just mature
Did you hear about Chud the Builder?
brazilian fatigue is real
Eating lentils and broccoli with a sweet potato
>>221472074He shot himself oh nononononono
>>221471877I can't believe how easy this guy foldsThe cop says "Come on dude be straight" and he instantly admits to statutory rape for no reason
FROM THE HOUSES OF THE HOLYWE CAN WATCH THE WHITE DOVES GOFROM THE DOOR COMES SATAN'S DAUGHTERAND IT ONLY GOES TO SHOW, YOU KNOWTHERE'S AN ANGEL ON MY SHOULDERIN MY HAND A SWORD OF GOLDLET ME WANDER IN YOUR GARDENAND THE SEEDS OF LOVE I'LL SOWYOU KNOW
>>221472074the Hammerites in the Thief series is THE best portrayal of nerds in video gaming
How do I learn about car shit?
I'd lick your balls
brown gf
younger generations will keep getting taller and i will keep looking shorter and shorter
>>221472102All white people look like that
this nigga looks fucked up, did his mom fell down the stairs while pregnant with him?
>>221472143He was in a motorcycle accident
>>221472106I just coom'd to a ball licking video
>>221472125I hear this but most young women I see are still shorter than me
>>221472143gary busey is second only to charlie sheen in pure godlikeness
>>221472066>Sampling bias?Get his ass
>>221472143That's what happens if you browse /int/ everyday
Sampling guy ass
>>221472143How about Gary Bussy?
>>221472125Average height, average IQ, etc, are all falling in Canada due to the mass import of tens of millions of third worlders
>>221472164lol (yuck)
its crazy because lot of 13yo easily height mog me
>>221472178
I love sweet potatoes
SHOO DAT CHICKENOFF DAT LEADMOMMA GONNA COOK SOME SHORTNIN' BREAD
>>221472191LOL
Downloading Street Fighter 6 on my Switch 2
Drinking kombucha after a high fiber meal
>>221472256Download your dick to my ass
that's not a Rush songTHIS is a Rush song!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_82TE7frTY
I feel like women asking for moving help online is a mating call of sorts
>>221471884just because they get raped more often does not mean they have more fun
>>221472256Sneed Fighter
>>221472262All kombucha tastes the same. Same with powerbars
I think of so many good cum posts at once in my mind i have to rewind them and load them up one by oneYour welcome
>>221472282There’s one Canadian brand that’s substantially better than all the other options
Downloading Mortal Kombat on my Gamegear*looks around nervously hoping people won't realize I'm an impoverished loser*
>>221472282Yeah the differences exist but they can be subtle. Maybe cause they're all cold and fizzy
https://youtu.be/1nPT_0v8cQs?si=wfp8f6U5S1MO3KUU
Mate is mostly just marketing off the exoticism it's basically just iced tea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsNnUAyfd4
YAY COLORADO WON I LOVE SPORTSBALL
>>221472317my dad drinks mate, I never havebut I thought it's taken so hot as to be hazardous to the drinker
I want to meet your sisters. Tell your sisters there's a 6'3" guy on /cum/ that wants to meet them
>>221472344https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA-U5H4VoX8
>>221472333>ballit's a puck
>YAY COLORADO WON I LOVE SPORTSBALL
I hold my breath when i pass by normalfags in the streetOtherwise they will hear my breathing and laugh at me
>>221472300>Niggas with a PS3 and a Gameboy when GTA6 gets delayed
>>221472300https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggZBCpbr9ZA
>>221472353IT'S AN EGG THAT YOU HOLD IN YOUR HAND JERRY!Jeez, I get it, George. Why are you concerned about the handegg?I CAN'T LOOK AT IT THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN, JERRY! THAT'S NOT BALL, IT'S A SAD PARODY OF ONE AND YOU KNOW IT! YOU KNOW IT, JERRY!Jeez, alright, OK!
i have a stutter but it doesnt happen when im speaking alonedoes anyone want to voice chat with me so i can practice
>>221472353I want to kiss you
>>221472358I'd rather be him watching sports inside rather than be outside in the middle of the riot
>>221472380Why not both?
*a ball
>>221472315Who was in the wrong here
>>221472353A puck that I can't see! It's seriously the only thing holding me back from being a hockey fan, I simply cannot see the puck!
The Vancouver riots were retarded and I hope everyone involved goes to hell
People with small mouths are usually shy
>>221472402I DO have a small mouth and I AM shy
>>221472402>>221472409ye've gotchee a purdy mahf, bwah!
>>221472375You and Tony Egg again…
>>221472400The greatest tragedy is they didn't burn down the entirety of the city. Goddamn shithole should be nuked from orbit.
>>221472435Wow rayciss
fucking post office hasnt updated my tracking AT ALL
Whah were you spying on my yard like a damn coon? Ya lahk bein' skinned, sweet bwah?
>>221472453THANKS OBAMA
Ogre died
>>221472466Protect trans kids
>>221472484*protect kids from tranniesftfy
the hicks got a point, tho, if you're living out on some ridge there well may be a gov't/corpo thug gunning for you to massacre everyone you know and steal your land
>>221472495How about neither
Do you guys drink tap water? My tap water has been coming out kind of milky for the last month or so. I've been topping up on bottled water every 2 weeks. I am in NJ
>>221472511Imaging getting free tap milk and complaining about it
>>221472511I drink filtered water but I never change the filter. Such cases
>I am in NJ
making bread
>>221472511wtf are you even doing, get a water filter ASAP
>>221472511That was me sorry
>>221472520YEAH, AND NUTTIN' DIDSO WHAT?
iran war? more like isleep war ts boring as fuck
>>221472358I look like this and say this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_IRXRUDgxw
>>221472515It's not milk. It's something suspended in the water that makes it cloudy. They just started a data center nearby. That must have something to do with it>>221472523I feel like water filters are just placebo. I had those Brita filters that fit onto your tap back when I was in school. Didn't do shit
In Canada tap milk comes in bags or something
>>221472542>They just started a data center nearbyWhen they built one near me I got a baby piss stream
>>221472542The taste difference alone makes a filter worth it
>>221472542Drink that data water bro it'll make you smart
still top 10 in the /hoc/ pickem
jeets managing to become more hated than blacks must be a blessing for blacks. no one even hates blacks now.
Ah, the Byzantine Empire: a disgusting travesty of a state where the incompetent geriatric eunuch at the helm thought he was second to Jesus and that would bribe your entire family to leave the town their were besieging. They don't make 'em like that anymore!
>>221472572you're half right
>>221472572You are black
i have like a singular really white hair strand on the side
>>221472575*does this to you*
>>221472575In this house Justinian was a hero, end of story
>>221472587that was a PR stunt that never turned the tide of a single battle
I remember reading about the Plague of Justinian. Nasty business.
>>221472596so are there blonde blue eyed girls in slovenia do you have a beautiful blonde blue eyed girlfriend
>>221472596perhaps a comparison could be made to the use of napalm in vietnam
>>221472606IT AIN'T ME IT AIN'T I AIN'T NO PROTOSEBASTOS' CATAPHRAAAACT NOOO!
>>221472572the issue is they took them in too fast before they had time to assimilate which caused a lot of thirdie behavior. It's probably gonna take decades to sort out this mess
>>221472605there're some
i have a solution for my fellow /cum/ incelswe can all transition and be in a big lesbian poly sex group like we've always wanted to be
>>221472625>i have a solution for my fellow /cum/ incels>we can all transition and be in a big lesbian poly sex group like we've always wanted to be
>>221472617>assimiliationFake artificial conceptJust don't bring in millions from a country half way around the world and you wont have this problem
>>221472617sorry but the jeets have to go back. i now have irrational hate towards jeets even if they have done nothing to me, i just dont wanna see them when i go outside anymore.
SOME ROMANS'RE BORN AKRITES' SABRE IN HAND
>>221472623what do their farts smell like?
>>221472623I could tell she was a climber before I opened the image
>>221472634jeets are sustaining our fucking economy and yes I am a jeet
>>221472638she should climb on my fucking dick
>>221472629I look like this and say this
>>221472638I matched with this cute pale skinned blonde blue eyed girl on tinder and she had an italy flag emoji and her bio said "I'm proud to be 100% italian" then I wrote to her "bitch you don't look italian" she instantly unmatched me
>>221472652Mroooo
>>221472657You already told this story (which didn't happen) ((you are Leonardo))
>>221472657what was her name
>>221472668>what was her nameMia as in Mamma Mia
Indians are brought to western countries as a slave class but not treated as a slave class once they arrive.If jeets are to stay we must convert them to full slave status, or else they need to go back. I do not approve of these half measures we have been seeing.And yes I'm aware the law would need to be changed to allow for slavery again, but laws can and do change all the time.
>>221472657What's his name
>>221472636I have never been with a blond girl before, they're generally not my type
Everyone here is either Jason or Leonardo /cum/ just has two posters
>>221472690I'm anon
>>221472689wtf das raycis
>>221472639nah man you gotta go back sorry theres too many and its unbalanced now.
>>221472690I was known by my state flag back in the reddit flags days, but those are long in the past and I'm just anonymoose now
>>221472697nah man I am here to stay I am jeet but I am also a US citizen so I am a jeet-American even though I am jeet
>>221472704Your name is Raj
>>221472634Yeah I know how bad it gets when they all start ganging up and doing nepo shit and just completely disrespecting the host culture. But honestly I've known genuinely good indians, mostly wealthier ones, so they can't be all bad
What if we all had state flags lmao people would know I'm a glowie and annoying
How do I get a colombian gf as a black anon? And how do I get one that's not a greencard hunter?
I have a pimple on my asshole
>>221472715you're no glowiepeople like weev are glowies
>>221472723how do I get a Slovenian girlfriend as a black anon
>>221472715there's an extension you can download for thatI forgot the name
I have an asshole on my screen
>>221472726Slovenes are racist towards Serbocroatian speakers and Albanians, but they're more open to black & brown ppl
>>221472737you would filter 99% of /cum/mers
>>221472737>virginia not listedWe did it reddit
I ate a million pieces of shit and a couple of them honestly didn't taste that bad
>>221472737you sound like a little bitch
>>221472718probably a genital wart from taking dixon puper
Just sent an email off and am awaiting a response that will dictate the future direction of my life. I feel nervous but relieved. I have been putting off the email for too long due to the anxiety of not getting the response I am seeking.
the whole random roaming africans and gypsies thing in yurop is no joke mayne what dee hell
>>221472747he ate a million pieces of shitNOW IT'S YOUR TURNTHE CANUCKcoming to theaters in the summer of 1995
>>221472737>California Why
Can’t sleep
>>221472747is this some kind of allegory for theoretic framework?
>>221472773this is why u take magnesium before bed
>>221472747the truth is your country was part of a huge WEF-backed social experiment in mass immigration and the people behind it like Mark Wiseman are still involved in the government. At this point I would just stop paying taxes to finance this shit
honestly, The Limey with Terrence McKenna was a great 90's Get Carter retread
>>221472758have you tried slapping yourself real hard, intermittent gooning, and chugging liquor to boost your self esteem?
>>221472789would you shut up
>>221472793I don't masturbate/watch porn or drink/use drugs (anymore)
>>221472789Bruh no one knows what the hell you are talking a aboot!
>>221472778I have magnesium l-thoranate whatever that means
>>221472801That makes your oenis shrink
Watching Trooper Byrd perform amazing PIT manouevers and beat up monkeys.
>>221472801get magnesium glycinate. my jew friend knows the good shit
>>221472796I ain't never kissed a manI ain't never kissed a ghoulBut I can shake the chickenIn the middle of school!
There's poop inside meThere's poop inside that hot girl you saw todayAnd if there's not poop inside her, it means she took a stinky poop within the past 12 hours or so
"In 2016, as a member of Minister of Finance Bill Morneau's Advisory Council on Economic Growth, both Wiseman and Dominic Barton advocated for increasing immigration targets to 450,000 a year, with a focus on top business talent and international students, in order to "raise the living standards for all Canadians."[11][12] Wiseman and the council argued that without significant immigration changes Canada would fall outside the top 45 nations in population by 2100 and would become "increasingly irrelevant over time."[13][14] In 2016, Canada was ranked 38th by population, lower than countries such as Thailand, Mexico, and Uganda."
>>221472823disturbingly indian post
asian girls are cute
>>221472830What is wrong with Jewish people?
>>221472839Some are
Considering going for a night walk, do I y/n ¿?
>>221472840They aren't letting me have 10 of their women as concubines
>>221472853Yes, but you have to take a picture for us
>>221472853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9uIHjbt8zwhere's some incelwalk music for ya
>>221472865I've already got music lined up (mostly black, death & doom metal).
>>221472865>Scott WalkerThis dude put fart noises in one of his albums
>>221472853bring a flashlight attached to a gun. there are shadow people outside
>>221472840idk man, maybe they actually thought they were doing some good? Anyway it's not the first time that consultants have massively fucked up something
>>221472830>every.single.time.
>>221472876he also beat the shit out of a raw steak
>>221472891Niagra Falls mentioned
>>221472889Yeah it's not like we have numerous examples of immigration turning once great prosperous nations into shitholes.
Did you hear about that mushroom in China that makes you hallucinate tiny elves if you undercook it?
>>221472876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQbT65qIJYalso, this is one of the best songs about S&M, together with Bauhaus' Mask
>>221472909we call it Nigra Falls now
Viagra Falls
>>221472889just as a reminder McKinsey and Co, the backers of the Century Plan, also played a huge part in the opioid crisis in the US by pushing doctors to prescribe OxyContin
You think it's possible to beat Persona 5 without capturing any personas
Ain't nobody is clicking this schizo pedo's vocaroos
>>221472951based 00's horror movie incidental sound clip creator
AI is getting increasingly jeetified. Ask it anything at all about jeets and it rushes to their defense.Not surprising but I think it's a paradigm shift, they've officially made AI a tool for promoting mass migration.
>>221472865All I know by him is his collab with Sunn O))).https://youtu.be/G_NIop72vis
>>221472973He makes really weird experimental music
if someone gets a gynecologist degree and installs intrauterine devices (IUD) for free in black neighbourhoods, is that a hate crime?
How about boxxycontin
>>221472979boxxy, the tru queen of /b/??
>>221472969since the beginning you cannot bring up anything slightly controversial and it will defend the pc position
>>221472963He is a pedophile, don't respond to him.
>>221472976*madehe also made groovy 60's Beatles-like pop, I heard this is some recent indie movie and it was funny cause this is a song about neo-Stalinismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-zgdGQB4S4
I thought grok was le based but it refused to help me find porn
>>221472917the mushrooms that lift the physiological veil which elves have placed on humans thousands of years ago
*in some>>221472995>why did you let Mary hurt Peter, Simon?>Cause she let me in! They always do! They always do...doc!
>>221472993it gets REALLY mad when you call it slurs or even use mildly saucy language. a few months back it would still play ball but now it just clams up like some leftoid faggot on their period. i fucking hate this garbage so much. what an incredibly gay timeline to suffer through.
>>221472978you can practice eugenics if you disguise it as some progressive cause
>And where do you live, Simon?>I live in the weak and the wounded....'doc'!
This thread is toilet
the picture
yeah /cum/ is particularly lame this evening, mostly trash
It's not a hate crime if you love doing it.
>>221473024I told you! I told you he's a pedo and you didn't listen!
pretty sure that post violates United States law, you know what to do
>>221473006that is based
Send some WHAT
And just like that, we're 13 posts further from the bump limit
>>221473092HWAET!
Why do all of my white friends look older than me, even though we're all the same age? I'm black and actually look my age while they all have crows feet with some wrinkles when we're only 30
>>221473104Fuck my ass king
>>221473106Black don't crack
>>221473092
So anyways...
Anywho's
hello cummies
Anyhow
LOOKING FOR MY LO-OST SHAKER OF SALTSOME PEOPLE CLAIM THAT THAR'S A WOMAN TO BLAMEBUT I KNOWIT MIGHT BE MY FAULT
Reading Lovecraft. Thinking I'll go outside and smoke a few bowls in a min.
>>221473154Did you finish The Whisperer In The Darkness
>>221473154A FEW bowls?!I would puke
stop doing weed
>>221473158No that's what I'm working on right now. I've read it once before but I forget a lot of it. Someone last night said there's a twist ending at the very end and I don't remember that at all.
>>221473154the closest Hollywood character to a Lovecraft protag I've ever seen was Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hollow
That's why they call it pearl diving
>>221473167That was me, I shouldn't have said that, now you're going to be expecting it. It's not really a twist, just a great final sentence
Sometimes I dream that I end up in prison and get raped. Really makes you grateful for the little things in life
Can I take my balls out
>>221473178that's called a premonition and it's what causes deja vu
I have dreams about driving without using turn signals
rather die than go to jail, yes this is a threathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o
Anyone else have a mild drinking problem they're slowly losing control of
Remember when $5 footlongs and 24 hr walmarts were a thing?
>>221473191My mum does this all the time, no idea how she's never gotten pulled over. She's constantly on her phone too, ditto.
>>221473204Remember when you told me you loved me?
Poop time!
this misery wont stop
why can't you guys stay on topic jfc
>>221473202Not anymore. Now it's a casual drinking hobby I am abstaining from for weeks at a time. Trying to lose some weight and save money.
>>221473232New
