Mastodons, Mammoths, and Elephants editionPrevious: >>221471865
Why do bloated bellies in women turn me on so much? Especially when it's with thinner girls?
>>221473207>mum
>>221473238that what now?
The Fugees lowkey slap
alright guys, let's stay on topic this thread
British moms be like
dont think Ive ever actually been to a 24 hour walmart. my local one closed at midnight
>>221473254volcel if you wouldn't?
What happens here?
>>221473264alcoholism, domestic violence, seal clubbing, bit of fishing, more alcoholism
How about an extreme metal band called Masticator whose lyrics concern the struggles of titanic prehistoric herbivores?
>>221473264Wales of Canada
Dr. Donald Trump please save me sir
>be me>live in a condo with thin walls>hear gnarly burps from my neighbors (bf and gf couple)>Happens semi regularly and it's disgusting>they eventually break up and bf moves out>I thought they would end>still hear burps semi regularly even after he moved out>mfw
>>221473293imagine if it were farts though
>>221473293forgot pic, fail
merry christmas guys
>>221473264gock sex
>>221473310>mfw no face
>>221473300You'd like that
Best Camille Paglia moment was when she said Sinead O'Connor deserved to be abused as a child
>>221473271>seal clubbing And Canadians have the audacity to lecture Americans on morality!
>>221473337that song was literally Prince's...the guy died from doing too many spontaneous splits at his shows...what did Sinead O' Connor ever do?
Smoking weed and listening to Burzum whaddup
>>221473337Paglia and Dworkin are literally AIDS
goond bigly to persona SFM porn
*sucks teeth*maaan these leaf niggas STEADY on that commonwealth shit niggas itchin to have they teeth yellow and worship some queen n shit. niggas steady sayin "I am not American" n them bitches got foreign niggas on they bills. "Wales of Canada" type shit niggas sayin "I don't care what colour you are" fuck outta here crusty ass bitches y'all american
If the US invaded Canada. I don't think I would really care.
>>221473365Reddit would care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZECOMObdfZg
what kind of music do they play at the seal club?
>>221473373medieval-themed 90s R&B, of course
>>221473371Reddit is mostly US bots so I doubt it
Why are Canadian actresses so beautiful?
>>221473385Such as who?
>>221473373Haddaway
>>221473354She killed herself and said her life wasn't worth living after the death of her child, even though she had multiple other children still living. But I can't judge because I'm not Irish.
>>221473373what kind of music do they play when clubbing seals
>>221473271Sounds BASED.
>>221473391the Ginger Snaps goth chick!
>>221473385why do italians claim to suffer in a country with delicious food and supermodel females
>>221473391Canada's sweetheart Sarah Gaddon!
What's the point of doing anything? What's the point of even sleeping?>>221473391That woman from Lost
>>221473402They made left so ugly in this movie but in real life she's quite cute
>>221473364
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
>>221473400https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
gooned for 3 hours last nightshant do it again 2nite
>>221473416there's a Paul Giamatti gooning inside all of usthe Giamatti must awaken, Paul!
imagine if when you die you wake up in the backrooms
The Slovenian poster loves references. He's like his own Family Guy cutaway
anime stream keeps bufferingwe live in a society
>>221473413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2xH_FfgMc4
>>221473416rookie tier
imagine if when you die you wake up in brazil
going to the gym is the difference from being a frail little man with a cane or a spunky old coot when you're older
>>221473439idk what the "backrooms" are
>>221473445This is worse than the time I ended up in Slovenia
this is worse then that time I entered /cum/ and it was nothing but blogposting*anon bitching about his mom making do chores*hey so how about those knicks?*anon complains about jeets for the millionth time*anyone seen any good films lately?*the slovak blathers inane gibberish yet again*siiiigh
/g/tards have lost their sanity
>>221473445That reminds me of the time we all got together with Ben Affleck, Matt Damon & Dave Portnoy!>I'm moah Southie than ya mudda!>This one's only a foah, theah's a flawp theah!>Southie till I die, sweah to Goad!
>>221473469>anon bitching about his mom making do choresLol that's me
so macron was cheating on his "wife" with an iranian actress
>>221473439>>221473458A creepypasta ripped from a book called House of Leaves.
>>221473488I'd cheat on that ghoul too
>>221473484Dave Portnoy is kinda cool for a jewberg
>>221473478This isn't breaking news
>>221473478genuinely no idea what any of this means
How to get rid of hiccups? Been hiccupping for 30 mins now. Will masturbation help?
>>221473439According to my religion that's impossible so please don't mention it without /s or /j tags
>>221473478explain
>>221473232
that anon is right, let's get some good quality conversations going please
>>221473264Did you know:Labrador is the namesake of the Labrador Retriever dog breed (also known as Labs)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador_Retriever
>>221473510It's extreme old school incel autism mixed with mind broken jeetery
>>221473517Let's keep talking about books. So Lovecraft eh.......
>>221473517how about those knicks
>>221473512What an absurd creature
>>221473527How about the New York Knigs
>>221473526I've been reading thisits really good
>>221473488She looks like a pretty Jeeta. Not even like top 10% of most attractive Persian woman I have seen.
>>221473512These two are in the same genus
The Habs are going all the way!
>>221473517Top 5 crackable Muppets
>>221473526Lovecraft was an amateur, he was a pleb, a wordy internet poster of his time, his language had no way of escalation, it was all the same archaising word soup. If you want concise descriptions of supernatural perversions, go for MR James, Machen & even King
>>221473549Well, humans are basically gigantic mice or rats, hence why they’re so useful for lab testing
>>221473550Go habs go
>>221473548Looks like Sheinbaum
>>221473526I've started reading The Iliad again after putting down for like 8 months (i have a bad habit of doing this)I WILL finish it and The Odyssey before the latest Nolan slop comes out.Favorite character so far is Diomed, he's a badass.
>one game todayfuck gary
>>221473571Nigguh you were supposed to read that in hike skool
>Stephen King
>>221473560>Lovecraft was an amateurHis prose is gorgeous. You are a pleb.
>>221473550I’m going all the way with your mom
>>221473582An auteur
>>221473582the book Salem's Lot is really good, Hollywood has never done it justice
It's spreading
>>221473581In 9th grade we just read one chapter of it as part of some reading exercise, and I hated it. I love it now that I'm an adult and reading the whole thing.I'm just over halfway through.
I have spider veins :/
>>221473232mammoths > the others
>>221473567How about Claudia Shinebox
>>221473582misery(the book) and stand by me are great(I only watched the movie, I have no idea if the book actually holds up)I liked gunslinger too
>>221473581Also, it's super violent. The descriptions of combat are very detailed. People getting disembowled, beheaded, vomiting blood, skulls cracking inside helmets.I'd probably have enjoyed it if I were forced to read it in high school
alsoWHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PEOPLE DO?
Target do be like that
The only Stephen King story I like is The JauntProper cosmic horror
>>221473560Flipendo or not, it was still part of a series of games based on the dullest franchise in the history of game franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Stephen King is too prosaic, he can bait and describe in detail and unleash a nasty shock but his prose is too humdrum, it's hard to find a King sentence for the ages
drinking milk
>>221473681This is why I don't buy fruit
>>221473681thats why I stopped buying youFucking pieces of SHIT, I try to eat healthy and this is what you doFUCK you
my tummy is rumbling
>>221473690>>221473723With raspberries, you basically have to eat them as soon as you get home from the grocery store
>>221473232During the Ice Age 20,000 years ago, the sea level was 100 meters lower than today's, so the Japanese archipelago was connected to the continent.That's why mammoth bones can be found in Japan.
>>221473759
>>221473642For me it's Jerusalem's Lot (the short story prequel to 'Salem's Lot). I haven't read 'Salem's Lot (not yet anyways) but apparently the novel has nothing to do with the short story other than sharing the same location; the short story is very good however and heavily flavoured with Lovecraft. The ending of the story (it's more of a novelette than a short story) is fucking awesome (and very tentacle-heavy).
>>221473785they made an entire show out of that, it was a bit better than it should've been
>>221473526>booksA Song of Ice and Fire will never be completed.
more like "this writing is so bad it makes me go to the porcelain throne"
you nigga don't even /cum/
Can someone help me get past level 2 of Scott Pilgrim
yeah that's really interesting and all but let's talk gock
>>221473642My favorite one is probably the long walk>>221473785Read 'Salem's Lot, it's a good one
>>221473807Good
>>221473807I expected him to quit. I did not expect Patrick Rothfuss to quit. I kind of liked what he started there and was interested to see it finished. It was supposed to be a trilogy. He then collected his windfall, strung along his fans for several years. In 2020 his editor ratted him out, said she hadn't seen a word of that third book, said she thinks she stopped writing in 2014 despite having collected some payment on the contract for it from his publisher. This is one of the reasons I quit reading unfinished fiction series.
>>>/adv/34530520yeah this is true
No gock for me please
>>221473911/cum/ died when spinster left
>>221473923*rubs gockstein on your cheeks*
>>221473929
>>221473934*shoots you in each limb**stands over you**shoots you between the eyes*
I have less than 6 GB of storage left in my Switch 2My sister says she'll get me an SD card on my birthday
>>221473759Isn't this also how cavemen made it to Japan?>>221473780You're boring
>>221473972Damn bro... your life sounds like a video game
worst post of the day award goes to that nigga
>>221473893>Read 'Salem's LotI bought a cheap copy from Value Village the other day. I have so many books on the go right now though so I won't be starting anything on my TBR anytime soon, nevermind a specific book not at the top of the list. >picrel is last weekend's haul from two different Value Village locations
>>221473681I've got some eggs two months past the sell by date in my fridge
>>221473929this is true
This is one of the most cursed movies I've ever watched. It's like a wrinkle in time bridged two things from two different times together and gave us a snapshot of a very strange alternate reality where Adam Sandler was a brat pack guy.
>>221473929No it didn't, retard
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>>221473983Specify
>>221473911that /dixie/ general completely died after the hack
>>221473989
4chan isn't dead because /cum/ is still going strong
>>221473998>degenerate 90's/early 2000's Jewish comedyPass
>/cum/ died when->*20 posts per minute at 2am on a week day*you niggas werent even ALIVE when /cum/ was actually dying
>>221474019its 11PM on a wednesday ackshually
>>221474009/cum/ is eternal
>>221474013>>degenerate 90's/early 2000's Jewish comedyIt's actually an 80s teen movie along the lines of License to Drive or Better Off Dead, but starring a very young Adam Sandler.
>>221474026>worst coast
3 AM actually
I don't like when people say negative things about 4chan for the same reason I don't like when my family discusses my grandma's worsening health and dementia
B F P
>>221474030>degenerate 80's protoJewish comedyPass.
Scouring tumblr for forgotten nudes once again. Found an ftm with huge tits posted her and 3 hot cis friends all naked at a frat party in 2014. Wonder if her friends know she posted it
>>221473998Cover reminds me of Angela Anaconda or some shit
https://youtu.be/raV_A8YcBu0
>>221474036best*
>>221474062>huge tits posted her and 3 hot cis friends all naked at a frat party in 2014I hate that I never, ever experienced anything approaching normal and never will.
>>221474049your grandma has 3 years left at most>t. grandma had dementia
>>221474072for me, its fearless
>>221474077I've been to like 30 parties and I only saw tits once
the neighbor next door went out shortly after i farted loudgood riddance kek
>>221474049If it helps I prayed for your Grandma before I went to bed last night
>>221474077almost like you need to spend your life doing something other than posting on 4chan all day every day to actually experience life
>>221474077mate I think you're autistic
>>221474098>I've been to like 30 parties and I only saw tits onceI've never even been to a party and I've only ever felt tits, I've never seen them (they were an excellent pair though).
>>221474130You can still go to a party, most of the parties I went to in college were thrown by 27 year old uncs
I feel like everything is corrupt and when you get close to the truth you get Charlie Kirked or some shit or they show up where you live and intimidate the fuck out of you.Life is super complicated and they say it isn't. Like the fuck? I wish I was a trust fund baby. Okay I guess it isn't complicated when you are rich but still is.
>>221474129
Thinking of getting massively in debt so I can give free money to a bunch of brown people.Thoughts?
11pm best coast drinking covfefe blasting death metal and reading Lovecraft hbu bitch niggaz ¿?
>>221474084>>221474148Got on Echoes by Pink Floyd shits bout to go DOWN
>>221474148I just jerked off now I'm gonna get a shower and eat some kipper snacks
>>221474139>27 year old uncsI avoid anyone who is 27 to 29.Lowlife faggots
>>221474148least performative canadian post
>>221474147what about white peepoo
>>221474164did you jerk off to my nudes?
>>221474181Not on the agenda
>>221474117>you need to spend your life doing something other than posting on 4chan all day every dayI do it because I'm an adult with no friends. I had ~21 years worth of life experience including a failed attempt at joining the French Foreign Legion and all it did was make me crazy and get me back to where I started. So I'm just camping out here until it all comes together again, which it very well may given I start work in a couple of weeks and make a name for myself at my university.>>221474129Probably. Both of my parents have IQs in the mid-120s and I had a very challenging childhood, so it's probable I might be on the spectrum. Issue is my brain is exploding with so many thoughts and tangents I can't focus on one thing unless it's school or work so I can never really put it to use.Like right now I've been procrastinating finishing a lengthy substack article I've been working on since March because I also really want to start work on screenplays and scripts, hell right now I'm thinking about working on scripts for a cartoon series.
I didn't want to come on here but too bad. When I got literal people trying to do some weird shit to me in real life I need to come here because I got threatened.Not my problem.I'm on edge cause they come here.Some people shouldn't have kids.Some people shouldn't breed at all.
>>221474156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcfgJrHo9XA
>>221474190>I doI see your name in this very thread morning noon and night every single dayhow can you be in such denial, do you think its normal for people to be on the internet this much, let alone 4chan?
>>221474148coffee n disraeli gears 2am 'tariomood improvementberg has been achieved
>>221474139>You can still go to a partyAnon I'm a Zoomer, nobody my age parties and when we do everybody just weaponizes what we do there against each other.
>>221474219I did multiple deliveries to a college last week and they were clearly partying for over a week straight as the roads and lawns looked like a landfill. You are just plain wrong
>>221474200>how can you be in such denialI'm not, I'm here all the time because there's nowhere else for me to go given this place isn't like Xitter or Reddit or anywhere else.>do you think its normal for people to be on the internet this muchNo, I'm about as far from a normal person as you can get. I go here because as I said I have no irl friends and I'm really past the age where anyone makes friends or gets gfs/wives because we're all too busy working or at school. None of us want anything to do with each other.
Scratching skeeter bites until they bleed.
Why does every zoom zoom post sound like a child trying to gaslight their parents>noooo I can't get a job nobody hires zoomers!!>nooooo I cant go to a party, nobody from my generation parties!!!>noooo I can't get a girlfriend because zoomers don't date!!nothing but bitching and whining its no wonder he has no friends
Fuck I may be cutting myself (not tonight but previously) and losing my mind but at least I'm not this guy!
>reading zoom zoom's postslollmao even
>>221474248>I'm not, I'm here all the time because there's nowhere else for me to goyou're fucking retarded>No, I'm about as far from a normal person as you can get.because you sit inside getting indoctrinated by third worlders on the internet all day every day
>>221474230>You are just plain wrongYou can really only get into that stuff if you're a local connected to other locals. I didn't grow up here or go to high school here so I might as well be as foreign as a Jeet or a Chink to everyone else where I am.And again, the drama is unreal. I know you're probably a little old but parties are unreal hotspots of drama and relational warfare to where it's not even worth it in the first place unless you already have a gf and she's there with you.
>>221474248>None of us want anything to do with each other.Wait til you find out you can ruin peoples relationships, marriages and they come after you because you snitched (exposing truth for drama)So yeah, everyone's on edge hence being anti social.T. Zoomer
>>221474208I've never really given Cream a good chance. They always just seemed to be a lesser incarnation of Black Sabbath or Hendrix.
>>221474288I can't stand Eric ClaptonBoring ass mofo
>>221473929the trvke that broke /cum/
>>221474285Crazy how you know so much about parties despite not going to any. It's like youre a party expert all of a sudden, weird how that works
>Anon I'm a Zoomer, nobody my age partiesnever been to a party, but I did experience clubs and strip clubs between the ages of 18-22. pretty much it.
so sleepy
>>221474285Drama at parties is fun though, my friends and i would always get breakfast the next day to talk about all the shit that went down. This was like 2019-2023, not long ago
Parties aren't real.Just call it hanging out.Life is a party.
Remember Bongman?
>>221474271>I can't get a job nobody hires zoomers!!I start work on the 26th, also it's just an objective fact if you look at any employment stats lol and doubly so if you're White>I cant go to a party, nobody from my generation parties!!!What, you just want me to show up uninvited to somebody's party where I'll be photographed and some cunt will weaponize rape allegations against me?>I can't get a girlfriend because zoomers don't date!!Literally true lol, there's a societal reckoning worldwide about this from SK to Britain to here.
>another zoom zoom melty
>>221474313A small party is a kickbackA small kickback is a hangout
>>221474309I went to a party during COVID and the cops came and shut it down.
>>221474288Sabbaths better for sure but cream is still worth listening to
>>221474317>What, you just want me to show up uninvited to somebody's partyThat's what my friends and I did in high school and sometimes they'd kick us out but eventually it worked and we started getting invited
>>221474296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI3dokSeII8
>>221474299>Crazy how you know so much about parties despite not going to anyBecause I've been a fly on the wall of both internet convos and real life stories I overheard at my last two jobs of people my age talking about their shitty parties and all the stupid drama and bullshit about them>>221474309>Drama at parties is fun thoughIt was 10-15 years ago. Now you can lose your job and have your life set back or outright ruined because of it.
>>221474324A small party is Jeffrey Epstein islandA small kickback is an ac7ionman stream
>>221474317zoom zoom please call blump for me and tell him to give me a 9+/10 blonde blue eyed german american girlfriend and a summer internship at exact sciences
today i think i'm going to reply to the attentionwhore namefaggot
>>221474329Pleb
>>221474341>Now you can lose your job and have your life set back or outright ruined because of itWtf kind of drama are you thinking of?I've seen fights, people peeing on the floor, people sneaking into the neighbors house, people setting off smoke alarms. Again, this was well into the smartphone era. Worst that would happen is getting kicked out of the house
>>221474317>Literally true lol, there's a societal reckoning worldwide about this from SK to Britain to here.Then how come I'm dating a zoomer?
>>221474333https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky-RD2_b4xs
Lmao
shit
>>221474355He's triggering me tonight because I'm a zoomer who's been to many great parties and he's acting like it's impossible
>>221474341>Because I've been a fly on the wall of both internet convosyoure genuinely retarded lol like actually fucking retarded
goodnight
>>221474367what
>>221474357so I am not him but a guy drew his gun out and shot the other guy on the foot in mifflin street because he was hitting on his girl
>>221474365ngl this is pretty boring
thread shit itself. SAD. goon time now.
>>221474391Where I'm from that only happens at black people parties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXuqjQ94Rjc
>I'm a zoomerEMBARRASSING
>>221474396so no both of them were paper white
>>221474394drum solos aren't for everyone i guess
just want to say, no matter what happens....i shot dope for 10 years and i just rage baited the internet.i always knew i was the chosen one.Just needed the numbers to prove it.see you all in
>>221474398post tits
>Unheard tracks pulled from artists you actually spin a lot>10 fucking songs youll hear a billion times a day on any classic rock radio stationthanks spotify, you useless turd
>>221474351Best Trump can do for you is a Jeeta or a Cubana, I don't make the rules sorry>>221474359>how come I'm dating a zoomerBecause you have money and status. Among people my age just having a place to live makes you an elite in our eyes.>>221474357>Wtf kind of drama are you thinking of?Usually stuff involving girls making catty "allegations" and ruining guys reputations permanently because of it. Fight stuff too also ruins people's lives because of smartphones so they inevitably get charged which is a serious albatross around your neck, doubly so if you get prison time.
>>221474409That's some midwest shitAll my experiences were in Maryland
>>221474412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaNQgJXOnbE
>>221474395ZoomZoom is by far the worst poster
>>221474420>Usually stuff involving girls making catty "allegations" and ruining guys reputations permanently because of it.That happens so rarely lol
>221474417There are no wombyn on the internet.
>>221474418>spotifylollmao even
Kinography department is pinging
Okay /cum/ be so for real right now. If you were trying to party would you invite an infantile nihilist who constantly references the internet as if it were real life experiences and also interjects leftist politics into everything for no reason?
i'm a woman
>>221474441if you have a better site for making playlists, I'm all ears
>>221474420>Best Trump can do for you is a Jeeta or a Cubana, I don't make the rules sorryblonde blue eyed girls say his hair is so dark he is so cute he is so pretty to me though so I think we could call blump and make arrangements I think it's possible
>>221474434>That happens so rarelyYou're either a woman yourself or a sheltered loner if you think this is an uncommon thing.
>>221474449Well hello m'lady! *tips fedora*
>>221474420>Because you have money and statusShe literally runs her own business, owns a house with land and livestock. She is well known in her community and outside of it and has been since she was a young child. She doesn't need money or status from me lol
>>221474446No
>>221474449Jason...
>>221474449I wish
FUCK MY FUCK CHUNGUS LIFE
>>221474446I dont reference the internet and I avoid talking about politics as much as possible, even with my closest friends
>>221474453I am neither you brain-dead dumbass you marched in the gays for Palestine parade back in 2023
stop replying to zoom zoom without actually replying to himit evades my filter
>>221474449>i'm a woman
Women > namefags
>>221474462whyd you take off the name zoom zoom
>>221474453It is uncommon. The closest I've seen to it is a 13 year old girl sneaking into one of our parties, we kicked her the fuck out as soon as we learned our true age. So, someone's life could have been ruined if they slept with her, sure.But like, you can avoid this by not fucking random women at parties? I never did, I just made tons of friends.
>>221474450>playlistslollmao even
>>221474449
drinking alcohol and smoking weedbased
Thread needs to be more mean to Zoom Zoom so he leaves
>>221474476I'm not zoomzoom
>>221474493You just thought I was talking about you for some reason? lol blud, you're invited to the /cum/ party
>>221474481NOT an argument
>>221474491He needs to realize that false rape accusations probably happen at like 1 in 500 parties
>>221474446>an infantile nihilist You've never met me or knew me irl. I'm remarkably good at putting on the mask/persona of good person to where not even my family knows what I'm really like on the inside. I'm very Confucian in that regard. /cum/ knows more about me than any other people in the world.And ultimately I'm not a nihilist, I just vent here because I have nowhere to do so irl. I'm also just realistic, a 22 year old virgin with no friends might as well be 30 or 40.>references the internet as if it were real life experiences I corroborate my personal experiences and things I hear from other people in real life with the internet to see if it works>interjects leftist politics into everythingAnon I'm not a fucking leftist. I'm starting to think you might be Indian because I'm routinely spitting vitriol at the trannies and Indians that lurk here.
We live in an indian world with 3 billion fucking indians imagine if we lived in an icelandic world with 3 billion icelanders
Stop bullying Zoom Zoom. Now.Last warning.
>>221474499I have that idiot filtered, I have no idea what the conversation was about
>>221474509>>an infantile nihilist>You've never met me or knew me irl. I'm remarkably good at putting on the mask/persona of good person to where not even my family knows what I'm really like on the inside. I'm very Confucian in that regard. /cum/ knows more about me than any other people in the world.>And ultimately I'm not a nihilist, I just vent here because I have nowhere to do so irl. I'm also just realistic, a 22 year old virgin with no friends might as well be 30 or 40.>>references the internet as if it were real life experiences>I corroborate my personal experiences and things I hear from other people in real life with the internet to see if it works>>interjects leftist politics into everything>Anon I'm not a fucking leftist. I'm starting to think you might be Indian because I'm routinely spitting vitriol at the trannies and Indians that lurk here.didn't read
>>221474502didn't think we were arguing
>>221474518It was about how zoomers don't party nowadays because if you have sexxx with a girl and she's drunk then that's rape
Did you see that white trash piece of shit that threw the rock at a seal?
>>221474512Would be awfully chilly!
>>221474533that was jason's dad
>>221474503Just needs to shut the hell up
>>221474456>She literally runs her own business, owns a house with land and livestockWell that's the thing. There is nothing at all about her or you that's remotely normal or applicable. I'd give my left nut to get with some dominant woman and be her house husband like my Dad is with my Mom but that's just not in the cards because the overhwelming majority of women my age are completely schizophrenic about what they want and expect from a man.
>>221474544jason doesn't have a dad
https://youtu.be/eDfMdyRKypg
Most memorable experience from a party I went to I reconnected with a girl that was a few grades below me in high school, we ended up making out and I grabbed for ass for a while. Then when she had to leave I said "Good to catch up with you Gabby" she said "My name is Claire". She actually wasn't the girl from high school at all. I have no idea how that happened.
So anyways
Jason's momHas got it going on
so why is /cum/ so obsessed with rape
You can't bring me down.
>>221474577It's just this one guy having a meltdown
>>221474556>I'd give my left nut to get with some dominant woman and be her house husbandthis is why youre single, you dont have any urge to strive for more. you wish you didnt have to provide anything for your partner or worry about making their life better. you are still a child because your parents have coddled you
>>221474577they're just big babies. i get raped 4 times a week, you don't see me bitching.
>>221474594T. Brian
>>221474582somebody's doing the raping
>>221474567JASON CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOUR MOM'S THE ONE FOR ME!!!
Contractors here working on some renovations. They had some holes in walls in ceilings for pipe replacement gangbang. That's all done now but there will be a new washer/dryer installed in a different location and the plumbing and wiring haven't been run for that yet. Drywall guy was over and patched all holes including the ones they probably need for the new lines. So wtf they'll probably have to cut those open again anyway. I don't like this crew.
I complained to my therapist about being single and she unironically suggested I hire a "dating coach"
>>221474587>you dont have any urge to strive for moreI've asked for several girls numbers since I started going to university. Every single one of them was either gay or ghosted me and the one I might, maybe have a chance with is clearly stringing me along.And believe me, I'm extremely ambitious to where my own ambitions have fucked me over plenty of times and humbled me. Even now I have plenty of ambitious plans that I get caught up in.>you wish you didnt have to provide anything for your partner or worry about making their life betterI absolutely fucking do you worthless cunt. I was basically raised by my Father given my Mom was at work and would fully intend on being the actiev loving Father my Dad was to any son i would have even if I was still working.>you are still a child because your parents have coddled youQuite the opposite. I wound up spending all my time as a kid with my parents because I was ruthlessly bullied by my peers growing up to the point that I had to move when I turned 14 and went to HS because I had attempted suicide from all the bullying and my lack of frens. I then had a great first two years of HS and planned to get all my lifelong frens and gf/wife in my junior and senior year but then COVID came around in the second half of my Junior year and trudged on into my senior year and fucked everything to high heaven given I was in a blue state.
>>221474635that can't be a real thing
>>221474642ive decided im not reading any of that, grow up
Booted up Dark Souls for the first time in months and died in 1 minute
>>221474642It sounds like you've got a lot going on, I know you're lonely but I think the internet may be unhealthy for you
>therapist>female therapist evenbrother......
what should the new edition be?
>>221474675Anything not anime and not political and not coomer
>>221474642What happened to the black girl zoomzoom
NEW NEW NEW>>221474693>>221474693>>221474693
>>221474652>I think the internet may be unhealthy for youAnd what else should I do? It's summertime and I'm in Arizona, which is one of the most antisocial, atomized places in the country and world by extension. I can keep reading Brothers Karamazov, buckle down on school and work (these start soon so my mind will be satiated working on these instead of dwelling on my dark thoughts), or drive the writing up a notch which I would also do online.If I don't get my bad, cheap dopamine given my circumstances I will become restless and mentally ill to the point of insanity and/or violence. And I don't want to bring that upon my family given they're the only people I care about.I just want to get my degree and fuck off back to Minnestoa where I can get a place with one of my two irl frens and start my life for real. I hate this place and feel worse here than I ever did in MN since I was a young teenager.
Dialetheism 3a - methodological problems - believing contradictionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_13eLaWrLq0
>>221474731>And what else should I do?go outside and play pokemon go
