Dr. Phil edition
hi
>>221467536Who the fuck is Dr Phil
Niggers tongue my anus
yet another dogshit yank edish
can feel my throat catchingit's over
>>221469586yank jeremy kyle
THREE stinkin' months since the ASMRfu last released a video
They're not after Keir Starmer.They're after you.He's just in the way.
>>221469598What part of the country are you
>bpd girl is getting clingy with melads? how do I emergency eject from the situationI'm a retarded smelly autist but she's somehow convinced herself that I'm the one for her
the wikipedia page for the name hanife has a picture of a random non-famous woman named hanife and i thought that was interesting
>last thread gnome postI remember in the past I'd see garden Gnomes outside most houses but never see them these days, get the feeling they kept getting nicked
david lammy said it best
>>221469630Just trigger her “splitting” symptom and she’ll want you to die
>>221469630Just date her for a while, shag her and deal with it later. Better than not shagging
>>221469630fail to see the issue
>>221469630move to mexico and change your name
Its my birthday and I don't want it to be
https://youtu.be/OHR8HOY8xBM
>>221469660This is fucking crazy they are seriously taking this thing too far, I hope Sir Keir Starmer doesn't back down
>>221469636muslims believe that gnomes are akin to jinns and they get really upset upon seeing them, there was a muslim in my town who would gather gnomes and burn them while chanting prayers
>>221469686it's my birthday in 2 days and ktim
>>221467536if Dr. Phil were British he'd be Philip, Master of Lunacy hahahahaha
>>221469630Get her married, live a little
Using cell phone data lads. The new IP I got on WiFi had been banned back in October for requesting CP. sent an appeal so it should be lifted shortly.
>>221469706Weird bastards, posting that random welcome gnome I saw on google images made me want to buy it
>>221469686happy birthday lad
Right
this foid comes pre-loved
>>221469630just ignores her completely
>>221469662>>221469722did you miss the smelly autist partas soon as she susses it out for herself she will kill me
>>221469734Sounds about right desu
>>221469734he was such a weirdo
>>221469751Youre a good lad
>>221469751so what, get the shag on
>>221469734Suppose he meant the islanders and not the british right?
>>221469783>>221469785really, REALLY smellyreally, REALLY autisticeverything i try to do to keep her at arms length galvanises her to chase me further
>>221469774a real oddball that fella
>>221469801have a shower then dickhead
>>221469801take a shower and man up
>>221469795Sir Nig Melter
>>221469734bit racist that
>>221469751well she's got bpd so she's not all right upstairs either, just get her shagged pal
all I do is rape rape rape no matter what
de lads
eating poo
>>221469830https://vocaroo.com/12TBHaUm8mtm
niggas be out here making rape their whole personality
Wouldn’t mind living in trees to be fair
>>221469855>and the Dahomey, where are they now?>Nigga, imma cap yo ahhh ri' now!
>>221469726so you're ban evading?
>>221469870monke
a rape a day is the penis way
>>221469870Do you ever go out camping or hunting, seems like a nice country for that sort of thing, I'd consider moving there if you lot didn't have an immigration problem
hope jordan peterson is okay
>>221469890Yes, I enjoying camping. Fuck off we’re full
>>221469907
>>221469731thank you anon
Big ass stroller
Need yo have farty sex with Emma Watson.
i give off chill rapist vibes
>>221469914Despite saying I'm not going to move there I'm now going to move there
>>221469949like this?
reddit rapist who leaves a first aid kit and a gameboy with tetris behind for the victim
>>221469949Sir Jimmy GOLD
>>221469907hope he blows his own head smoove off
>>221469586Quack psychiatrist from Texas who became the king of trash TV hosts.
got my cock out x
>>221469998describe it to me
bbls on the nhs
>>221470021conical and rugose
>>221470021like a pickle in texture and thickness
don't piss me offI'm about to level up and you look like enough rape points
>>221470044s
Sucking a foot long vanta black bbc
sucking a foot long fanta
mumberg got a tummy tuck and now she looks really weird proportions all over the shop now
sir pot hole
how does one get the smell of arse out of a chair?
>>221470087cal idid nothing wrong
>>221470080is she fit?
say wallahi bro say wallahi
>>221470093febreeze itthen spray a bit in your gob as a treat
>>221470110rorke flummoxed
new kino just dropped by the guardian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfwQvfchMXU
>>221470087Old hags shaming blokes
i fucking love ready mealsyou're saying i can just press a button and in 3 minutes i'm sitting on the streets of rome eating a lasagne or i'm in the ricefields of china eating a sweet and sour chicken
the fuck
Anyone remember that fella that tried to kill himself with febreeze but it turns out it has a laxitive effect and he just shat non stop for a couple of days.
>>221470123fuck megoing to do an incel hate watch and report back in 20 minutesnot that anyone cares
>>221470112can i use mr muscle instead?
>>221470168bet his breath smelled heavenly thoigh
>>221470171I care.I always care.But watch it on double speed.
Want to be dead but I don't want to kill myself Hope it just happens soon
>>221470165don't know don't care
it's over for chud
feels so cold had to close the windows weird day of weather had thunder and lightning too
>>221470077they had watermelon fanta in Greece when i was a kid but I wasn allowed to drink it
>>221470178spray that on your arms
so this is rorke
>>221470214dumb fat basterd
>>221470165Yotsuba B is so much better than yellow
According to the government, 70,000,000 attempts to access child sexual abuse material online were detected in the past 2 years.Upon being detected, users receive a warning and link to resources they can contact to seek help.Only 1 in 100, or roughly 700,000 followed through with accessing these resources. Of which 80% went of to receive professional support to stop offending.How do you feel about those statistics?Feels scary knowing theres so many nonces...
erm... poo
Was staying in a lodge up in Aviemore for a week before returning home to my smelly incel bedroom. It was nice to get a look at the good life but my smelly bedroom is where I belong.
just made an attempt
>>221469734one day they'll sort this walking on two legs stuff out. one day.
masturbating to chatgpt
>>221470205weather changes??!!! wowo!!!!!!!
monkey-swinging around my incel enclosure
>>221470242Sometimes it's nice to be put in a different situation Makes me more grateful when I'm back in my incel smegroom
need a lager
>>221470245making an attempt kino is underrated in British filmbeing crushed by the wheels of the system and the unreasoning remnants of traditional morality is more of the theme, as it is in Europe in general, I believe
>>221469945Shit probably cost $1000 minimumnope I lowballed it
>>221470205>Galileogalileo>Galileo
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and erupt with a vile, horrible smelling fart.
need to break my routine of being a complete introvert but i cant get any momentum
>>221470281That you back from your holiday already?
>>221470252holy fukkk wozwers amazeballs 111! prick
>>221470205literally no one:british people: THE WEFFA HERE IS BAD
>>221470295No. WiFi caught a banned IP so I’m on data.
>>221470242Remember applying for a job there once nice area
So this is Rōrkē
the involuntary celibate dungeon is quite cozy ngl
>>221470296lol riled you right up so i have
>>221470186finished watching it and the journalist says that everyone is blaming women but she doesn't see it that way because she has a feeling that it isn't despite everyone she talks to telling her it isand that women who admits she can arrange to have sex within the same day lolrorke couldn't even have sex within the same century
Debra Soh is proper fit
I spend all day everyday in bed with a couple hours on the PC sprinkled in
my incel enclosure is messy and fucking reeks
>>221470348She also height-mogs manlets
i cant date because my penis is too small
>>221470366For me it's being a creepy weirdo
>>221470345add on the first episode where they get that female psychologist who says that women are hypergamous in nature and aren't interested in a man on their levelthen the journalist just ignored her and moved on to the next cope
>>221470366mines nothing to brag about but they still shag it
>>221470366I’ve got a rather modest one but honestly most girls don’t give a shit if you know how to use your hands and mouth
>>221470366my willard is 7 inches but i've never put it inside a woman because i'm not chad and i'm 5'11
I don't think about women at all
>>221470388Fag
>>221470395Don't need to sign your posts mate
>>221470382why not learn to use the penus though?
>>221470366I'm scared cause everyone woman owns a doubledecker double sidded bbc dildo, how on earth could I compete?
>>221470366mine is made for kids
>>221470408I do, it’s just I’m not make them cum with it. Virgins don’t understand how much foreplay girls need
>>221470414um
>>221470414
>>221470418you need to learn proper dick technique mate
>>221470446Show us how it's done then if you're so good at it
>>221470446what dick technique makes up for a missing 3 inches
if you are under 6 inches you should kys honestly
>>221470453>>221470454
>>221470446You’re tricking me into a shag I’m not not having it mate
>>221470477Somehow made me laugh
>>221469595
>>221470477is this the body movement or the penis movement
>>221470479
i want to be mothered by a debauched ginger rose
>>221470495bof em
>>221470526mogs me
Just turned gay
>>221470526the meatus
How big do you think Epstein was down there
hello boys (handshake)and girls (xx buttsqueeze)
black rod
>>221470571i wish one of these fine men married my daughter
Might boil some eggs and then eat them
If we be honest, knob and bollocks are scrumptious innit
>>221470603hello eggsucker
we wish you a merry pissmas
my name is eggbert
>>221470619Its not though is it
>>221470571I thought Brixton was being gentrified wtf is this?
>>221470571this is kino asl, real man shit
>>221470609scrumptious is a bit much
interesting how someone brings up epstein's penis and then people start talking about eggs
>you need to learn proper dick technique mateget your jay posting going lads
Thinking about the bulgarfu
>>221470609I'm a big fan of bumhole
i like that pokemon that looks like a bunch of eggsdoesnt he grow into a palm tree or something
imagine your dad being epstein imagine being sat in class, the teacher is doing a roll call and your name gets read out>is epstein here?little epstein raises his hand "here"
>>221470689how about you evolve yourself by gaining a clue stone?
another day in my dogshit miserable life
>>221470711do i get pussy?
consider myself straight but I occasionally wank to gay porn
>>221470730*makes a gang sign with my hands that spells out ktim*
>>221470714how about you finally catch some pussy in the wild bitch
>>221470348she looks like she pegs white men
>>221470737
I use chatgpt and get a hard limit of like five image generations a day, yet when I use a different account with a US VPN suddenly i'm generating like 25 imagesthis is discrimination
>>221470755you're like a level 100 magikarp, full potential and still completely useless
>>221470755business idea: pokeballs but for female humans
>>221470747I wank to nothing but futanari and I could never be gay, dont have it in me.
>>221470759she looks like a tranny
>>221470777what would he do if he were pm
>>221470767s
>>221470807mental that somebody has plastered her bumhole in spunk
I want to stick my tongue up Emma Watson’s poop chute.
>>221470787which human female would you use your master ball on and what skills would you teach them?
>>221470790do you want to suck the cock or take it in the bumhole?
>>221470819How to give blow jobs and how to ride cock.
>>221470819Your mum and the skill would be humming the national anthem on my cock and balls
>>221470813umsource for this information?
>>221470759She mentioned that the audio version of her new book is narrated by her, then she pauses mid-sentence and goes >It'll be like I'm reading you a bedtime story
>>221470819sydney sweenyflail
>>221470819Emma Watson and facesitting
>>221470829From men and trannies? No, thats why it's merely fiction. Maybe in the next life.
who is this childish bollocks even forhonestly
Firing my willy out a cannon
>>221470819pre-op ellen page. >what skills would you teach them?making her learn her place as a woman
>>221470850does this account for autism
>>221470876With any direction or target in mind?
>>221470849Should be expected of all females of age these days.
>>221470891Rorke’s bum
>>221470872no, the futas you fucking dickhead
>>221470882she was cute, sad what they did to her
>>221470902Suck yeh I could be coerced into it, be bummed no, but they don't exist so I cannot possible be gay.
mad how a woman like this would still get heemed by a below average man
>>221470909did it to herself id still fuck herpost op
>>221470909are you kidding, she's literally the most attractive woman I've seen. Why did the jews have to take her away from us
>>221470813a mexican twink at that no less
>>221470934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGj24KHhMFwwhen yank culture peakedrip
>>221470930who?
>>221470926it's funny you say that as I'm the opposite
>>221470962squiko
catyank where is he
remember siri
>>221470926right so you would suck a willy
something died in america in the mid 90s
>>221470737don't really see the appeal of these things, if you want to travel without walking why not just get an electric wheel char so you can sit instead of standing
>>221470939sad innit, and shes balding from all the anavar and deka hgh
>>221470997fictional one yeh
girl from work calling me up at like 2am in the morning when im try to phoneposthonestly women are so inconsiderate
>>221471006well at least they are happy I guess
>>221470737think i would die if i saw this in real life
>>221471009right well thats a bit gay isnt it
>>221470971would let her put me in a chokehold till i doze off desu
>>221471022I doubt it
>>221471005You should move to America if you want to ride around in a rascal scooter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGj24KHhMFwthe american soul died in the 1990s
>>221471041ok
>>221471027If it was real yeh, but it's not its not real is it ergo cannot possibly be gay.https://img2.rule34.us/images/63/47/6347b6ead630dc63a5625578a22de7e1.jpeg
>>221471027so? and? are you implying that's a bad thing?
>>221470966wouldn't suck, would be bummed they do exist so you are gay?
>>221471058its gone
>>221471076zombie america
>>221471005harder to lug around
>>221471041american soul died when bush demolished the twin towers
Leaving a key on a string just out Warwick Davis’s reach as the sandpaper conveyor belt floor starts to move.
We should all find a place with a lot of bedrooms and move in together
>>221471079friend died of heart attack day before yesterdaymumberg in for major surgery tomorrowim so cut up by it. left her a little note on the desk saying how much we love her
>>221471059but if i hypothetically i liked wanking to drawings of say giant women, you wouldn't have any issue calling me a gigantophile (because giant women arent real but if they were i would have sex with them)do you see where i'm coming from?>>221471060never implied anything of the sort, i just prefer people be honest with themselves
>>221471102sounds awfully woke that you weren't implying that
>>221471099it would be like a sitcom or a /brit/com if you will ahaha *studio audience laughs*
>>221471101:(how old was friend
if mumberg dies im absolutely fucked beyond all recognition
studio audience booing when tilde shows up
>>221471102True but they have both sets of genitals. It's just animated strapon porn really. You wouldn't call a bloke wanking to lesbian strapon porn gay would you?
>>221471121late 30s. he had crohn's. alcoholic. never took care. too late. went too far
>>221471116Ziedy acts as our alarm clock and wakes us all up int he morning with those adverts and then that politican copypasta he would do idk if he still doesthen rorke and leftypol would have arguments for drama
>>221471099imagine living with the schizo spammers thoughimagine the smell that would waft out of heatherpaedo or mouseys bedrooms
>>221471138wishing mumberg the best
Jeez Employed Woman I've noticed you never leave the house for work and not only that, I accidentally caught a peak of you when you were showering with the door wide open and I saw you had a willy, seems like it'd be more apt to name yourself Sacked Tranny?
>>221471159ty manwe're all on the edge of life
>>221471136well no but i wouldnt want to suck the strapon eitherplus theres a bit of a difference between an obvious plastic facsimile and an actual meaty appendage that shoots spunk
>>221471074It's shades of grey, I don't think futas can be solely placed at one end of the gender binary. I personally don't think it's gay but don't fault people for thinking it may be so long as they think critically about it beyond just parroting the usual talking points.
might drink myself into a godawful stupor
might wank myself into a drowsy slumber
>>221471189I get your point but the feeling doesn't really translate into irl feelings. I would concede bicurious.
wanna be in ur eye like an eyelash
i was the one that let you knowi was your sorry ever after74-75
Had a wonderful supper with the work colleagues tonight.
miss her so much lads but its too lateshes gone and so am i
i'd fuck a fat chick at this point
>>221471244rorkes da
Got half of a rorke x leftypol joke but it needs a punchline
we're all on the buckle wheel of life and its over before you even know it
>>221471190I would say thats fair.
>>221471275Don't bother trying to get help with chatgpt it's horrible at banter
well I'm off, GOODBYE.
>>221471275well give it us then
waster wednesday overtrash star thursday starts now
I rejected my absent dad during covidhe was just looking for something to hang on toand died alone
omds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sARuFu-tcgay faggot me like lol
>>221471319
wish I was dead but I will never ever stopi will wring the last drops of life from existence
>>221471343gets even scarier when you find out that it never ends you will just keep hopping to universes where you survive
Its only fair I win the lottery so I can live in solitude unbothered by the world
>>221471359ack I'll cross that bridge when I come to it
>>221471359some weird atheist cope
everyone should be tortured so we all understand what pain is
>>221471359sounds like someone elses problem
>>221471388your mum lives a tortured existence knowing her kid is a stupid faggot incel tho. happy?
>>221471388we all already is being torutred .....
>>221471403ktim atleast she had 5 other sons who are doing just fine
>>221471403i ain't got no mudda
oh oh yeah yeah yeah mhmm oh yeahh yeah yeah^ my new song
>>221471418
>>221471417>>221471418UHM...G AY
go ahead and make the new, see what good it does you
>>221471450Is everything okay bro
>>221471450>>221471458ill knock you both out
Bacon and sausage on a roll is such a good combo
shes deadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwADBQ3FXlw
i'm not making the new so one of you will have to do it
What's this about a new We aren't even close to page 8
>>221471493that little *** got his own jet airplane
mad how 7 years ago it was 2019 and not like 2011 or summit
>>221471515if mumberg dies im FUCKEDF U C K E Du got not idea
cheese scromiting
fucked how we're alll supid gay and retardedproperly fucking mongolated and its real
>>221471568>>221471568
>>221471555The fuck are you on about
>>221471528oh yeah? mad that. *violently rips your trousers then undies off and yawns loudly into your cock and balls*
you walk around every day being a spaz then BOOOMyou just been mongolated and thats you
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
