Jasonesqueprevious: >>221473232
shit edish
spinny used to make the best news........ i miss her so much............
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater but Abraham Lincoln was the great emancipator
>>221474727You've got to get over her
I'll stay awake for maybe another half hour
BESIDES my being hideously ugly, Im wondering if my astrology sign is dooming my swipe ratio on tinderlike I dont give two shits about horoscopes, dont know about compatibility or any of that shit, but I figure if I dont have it in my bio it hurts my chances. But HAVING it means these dumb bitches say "ugh, Leos are awful" and I never even get to strike out
Listen to picrel if you want your mind to be fucking blown. I've even uploaded a handy Zip of it here: https://ufile.io/406o7ef4>>221474633There have been continuing renovations on my townhouse complex for nearly two years now. My home was part of the first stage so everything's pretty much done now, but the complex won't be finished for another few years at the rate they're going at (the project was slated for two years but it's way over budget and over schedule I reckon).>>221474655I detest therapy. Writing things out in my journal has been more help than any therapist I've ever been to.
>What happened to the black girl zoomzoomI gave her my number and she never responded. I knew it was probably doomed from the start given she put me in her contacts as "new friend" but I held out hope for a couple weeks but now don't give a shit.A big problem I have with women is that I'm too nice and genuinely interested in their lives to where it gives them the vibe that I want to be a gay best friend rather than an actual love interest and it drives me insane because it's all I know given nothing else works or is too risky.
>>221474751You're dodging a bullet if a girl swipes left based on that horseshit
jason's pretty fly for a white guy
were you cool in third grade?
>>221474751>"ugh, Leos are awful" and I never even get to strike outYou and me both anon, yoiu and me both.
jasons gone too........... we used to have such great conversations about religion and politics............ fuck..........
Israel is run by and funded by Jews
>>221474776I was the group punching bag from elementary school through 8th grade
>>221474776Hell yeah
>>221474791wow some things never change, huh...
>>221474776Yes. I was the kid who all the girls chased around the playground and when they got tired I would play football with the bros
>>221474801no, I was somehow popular in high school
Internet cut out for a second
>>221474803two hand touch with the boys was so much fun. Even if my friends didnt pick me to be on their team I'd choose CB and make sure they never got a pass. Dickweeds
>>221474776My teachers wanted to medicate me in third grade because of how much of a loser I was, so no, I was not cool at all.
>>221474816enough
>>221474788Israhell is bankrolled by American boomer evangelicals.
jason's mom has a gock. and we love that.
>>221474803I would slap other kids on the butt a lot around that time and it would always get me in trouble. I haven't purposely touched a girls' butt since.
>popular in elementary school>move to a state 1000 miles away>be kid nobody talks to >popular kids jump on my back>throw them off and punch them in the face>come back from vacation>suddenly every single kid wants to be my friend, all the girls laugh at everything I say, kids I don't know call out my name in the hall way>this carrys on until highschool>get first official gf>we break up>fall into depression>become avoidant of everybody moral of the story, fuck bitches, get money
Does the police know about Jason's posts or does he get a pass because his family members are police officers?
>>221474840>>get first official gfget the FUCK out, normie
>>221474819I would get into a lot of fights because I grew up in a family with a lot of male older cousins and a male older brother who would treat me as a punching bag so I thought it was just normal to play rough
Jason's mom used to cook the best meals
>>221474842The only thing I know is that blump fired his civil servant mom
Normie thread, get out neetcels
>>221474850I definitely was mega normie in school until I got depressed then became a recluse until I discovered the trades now I'm an autistic-normie hybrid where everybody I've worked with has genuinely asked me if I have autism but at the same time they respect me because they know how capable and hard working I am
>>221474857>civil servantAh, makes sense why Jason is an attention whore and posts his dogshit goyslop
wow that's really interesting, thanks for sharing
>>221474883
They think I'm stupidHA!
Taylor Alison is a goddess.
Am I forsaken? Won't you release me?Let me awaken from this wicked dream!
>>221474920Goddess of bad music
you mom walk in u masterbating. wat do?
>>221474920she looked better 10 years ago
>221474761meant for >>221474686
>>221474944>"Ok, boomer"
The youtube channel ive been watching for a decade has officially been reappropriated by zoomersits over
>>221474776Yup, my female teacher even molested me
>has officially been reappropriated by zoomersYou know Dave is technically a Zoomer right
>>221474978whomst?
>>221474996OneyPlays
What do you think it would smell like if you sniffed spinny's butt through her underwear after her /cum/ sessions?
>>221474996oneygays with friends>>221474986he was a side character until this last year
>>221474978you watch bdsm talk too?
i like how people are still making whomst jokes in 2026
>>221474857I doubt that's even true
>>221475011a bit stinky, maybe poopy even
>>221475020>a side character until this last yearHe did Wind Waker and a shit ton of Resident Evil series with Cory after DD and Julian left, his return has been triumphant to say the least though.His story about the bully that broke his arm only to spare Dave from getting raped by his coach and for said bully to get raped is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard anyone tell.
>>221475037
>I LOVE WEED!>Daughter called. DECLINED>Smoking, Honey! LOL
Right out of college a nice progressive Jewish guy I knew got a job doing statistical analysis He was hired by a firm evaluating the mall in Tampa near USF where we graduated They wanted to understand why the mall was failing The analysts, in a moment of real moral crisis, told me “ I don’t know how to tell them the mall is attracting too many black people who are destroying it”
https://youtu.be/acF2BNSMb44?si=9OaUOfs5YlSGH67kDon't listen if you don't want to be scared
i know it's a bit weird and you guys will make fun of me but i still have dreams about spinster sometimes
>>221475077Twilight princess's dungeons were so fucking good
>>221475073xD
The forum has gone to bed it seems.Might make some food and smoke some more weed.
>>221475075He should have phrased it as the mall is attracting too many lower class hooligans
>>221475118I can't even get girls in dreams, if anything I'm envious>>221475122A bit of a controversial opinion of mine is that I think SS had great dungeons that were better than TPs and that it was the last Zelda to have great dungeons even though I like the Divine Beasts.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tourist-arrested-video-shows-rock-hurled-endangered-hawaiian-monk-seal-rcna345081>Igor Mykhaylovych LytvynchukWtf flavor of Slav is this
>Might make some food and smoke some more weed.
Ac7ionman is better than SSRI fried Jordan cleanyourpenispeterson
>>221475255That's exactly what I did lmfao
Traumatic childhood memory resurfaced and I have been thinking about it every day all week.
>>221475695Do you want to talk about it?
Wide awake. Anyone up
>>221475808No I'm asleep and this is a dream
>>221475808>those eyes stalks and lipsReminds me of this
>>221475818...so if you wake up I die? Huh.
who up fiddlin wit dey pud
Sooo itchy bout to rip my skin off
>>221475896Who up jerkin they slug
Is it true zoomers can't read books if they're not written from a first-person perspective?
>>221475984I haven't heard of thisI prefer third person pov since it allows for a more detailed description of the setting and plot
>>221476004>>221476004>>221476004
Got hit with the "specified thread does not exist"
What are some books written in second person
>>221476087Choose your own adventure stuff
>>221475808Not for much longer
>>221476042>/shit/
When did we end up in Miller Grove?
>>221476117Inject some caffeine directly into your veins, alternatively meth
>>221476109Loved those books as a kid
Posting from my squat spot in the mall (I'm homeless)
>>221476228why must you lie
What if instead of muppet babies it's /cum/ babies and it's just us as preschoolers
>>221476228What kind of phone do you have?How long have you been homeless?Province?
>>221476261We are beanie babies
>>221476261most of us act like babies anyway
>>221476249It's true I have a spot behind the drywall in the back area place thing and as long as i stay quiet I can evade the security. I have WiFi and an outlet and a cot.>>221476264Sshhhhhhhhhh
>>221476318At least law enforcement won't press you at the mall since you're homeless.You kind of fucked up since you use their WiFi so idk
SEVEN LEAFS IN A ROWWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHBUDDY
>>221476318how do you get in and out?
>>221476380Between shifts right before they open.
>>221476391No I mean from your cave. Is there a hole in the drywall?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>221476419It's like loose and I slip in n out when it's dark & the coast is clear
EIGHT LEAFS IN A ROWhttps://youtu.be/0LwcvjNJTuM?si=uHE0I0A0cHN_AkMj
>larping as a hobo living in the walls of a mallbizarre
this is now a leaf general
Listening to Freebird
People who claim they only play videogames for 2 hours at a time are such liars 2 hours is enough to barely start
13 leafs in a row, a new record!
>>221476847Don't talk to them they aren't people
>>221476854so true
Never acknowledge a leaf post, it only draws more of them and soon you will be in a pile of leaves
Whenever my life is dogshit I listen to frank sinatra music https://youtu.be/wV9OcYhk4CU
Just realized the Wi‑Fi password is my cat’s name, and now the whole house is streaming purr‑fect music.
/cum/ died with jason
>>221477200/cum/ won't die til I leave (never)
I drawed a penis on my forehead so that when i go outside i can make up a story about how i was drunk with my friends and they must have done it as a prank. I'll tell the storage the nearest stranger so they'll think I have friends
I should be sponsored by mitchell & nessniggas played, you know the rest
Smoking weed
Canadians does this actually happen?https://youtube.com/shorts/fT4FVjxFtr8
working on my minecraft base rn before I hit the gemgym
The world has turned and left me here
>>221478272You think you are Rivers Cuomo or some shit?
>>221478121Yeah, I’ve literally seen dozens of these sorts of videos. It’s definitely not a one-off. Which shouldn’t come as a shock; just look at how much garbage there is strewn everywhere in their home country. There used to be a meme going around as a kind of “challenge” where you’re supposed to drop a Google Street View pin in India, to see if you can get a location that doesn’t have a random pile of garbage on the ground in the shot.
>>221478487No
>>221478711omg miku hiii
>>221478525Very unfortunate
one of my favorite yuropoor copes is the idea that their soccer clubs are anything more than a product meant to turn a profit
really hyped up about the odyssey
I got a challenge for you guys. Drop a random pin in India on Google Maps, if you see trash/rubbish on the ground post the pic right here
looks a nice enough place
>>221479465>Is that their downtown?
>>221479522who are you quoting?
>>221479623It's a meme to ask this in Chicago when a place looks shit
my ass fat and my bussy clean
no huge piles, but it's just everywhere.
Hate that you look like a weirdo when you walk fast trying to walk slow like a normalfag sucks
>>221480344Slow wallers look weird. Like there is something they are trying to avoid doing or that they're fat
i think my useless retard housemate clogged his toilet and it now pissing into his empty shower. i hate this useless faggot.
Been mumbling things aloud mindlessly in my car on the way to and from work like>Hey do you mind if I watch you pee?>Can I watch you pee?>Would it be alright if I watch you pee?>Do you have to pee?While imagining my future wife, and I think my phone has actually added it to my ad profile somehow now, because I got an ad on the game I play on my break for a human medical model of organs, but almost the entire ad was just zooming in on a woman's stomach, it turns transparent showing the organs, then it showed her bladder filling and contracting/emptying a few times (unrealistically of course since it "drained" instead of collapsing, it's a scam app not a real thing), and that was the entire ad.It's over, they know.
>>221474751Particularly Leo haters are the ones you absolutely want to avoid because it means they are actually heavily controlled by that dumb shit, and will also hate a bunch of other more common "red flags" like Capricorns, but will probably also be looking to pair up with Scorpios regardless of their own sign because of their rape/evil bf fantasies, and Aquarii because it's like so hecking gay and open relationship.
>>221480344>>221480473neither of y'all have anywhere important to be
My life is fubar
It's so hot I'm sweating over here
desu to be honest
I just remembered I gotta fill out the census form.
What the
>>221481551Gooner is someone who supports Arsenal FC. Me and my dad are also gooners.
>>221481152That sucks, my office is always at 69 (heh) and sometimes it feels a little chilly
>>221481584>Me and my dad are also gooners.Together?!?
>>221481614awfully sexist temperature. you're trying to kill all the office holes who don't know how to dress.
Thread has taken a slightly morbid turn, let's get back in the coffee zone
Life gets easier when you give up on hope
>>221481636He took me to a match when I was like 6.
Got me some blueberry vanilla granola 100% organic and some milkShit is soak ash
Going to climb a mountain in a minute here
>trump wants to make venezuela 51st statemy sides. i hope the madman does it, usa definitely needs more brown people
>>221481904this is code for fucking a fat chick
The new season of Love on the Spectrum has a 30 year old woman who is genuinely very attractive and appears normal until she starts talking and you realize that she is so low-functioning that she likely can't live on her own. Absolutely crazy
>>221481968I think I met up with a girl like that off Tinder
>>221480763>walk faster so u can get home soonernot a hard concept
>>221481904>>221481941Who do I believe....
>>221481663It is only my room that is climate controlled like that for my machine. People like to stop in and say hi in the summer, it gets annoying
>>221482038believe ME, I'm the real Anon. you can trust me. the other Anon is an imposter.
took a rip so fat I went cross-eyed for a second
>>221481999Did you smash?
lets skribblhttps://skribbl.io/?MzCGzZYC
Many such cases
>>221482226When I become Prime Minister I shall deport every non Anglo. Shrimple as dat!
>>221482193Nyo
I don't understand astrology signs and I think it's all bogus
i'm athiest
>>221482247but saar
>>221482260I didn't understand astrology until I found out Trump and Ye have the same sign as me
https://youtu.be/fucyIW_NZq4days gone byblack curtainshang them when it gets too bright
>>221482193cant im playing minecraft
>>221482146Ofc
apparently sitting in a squat too long is bad for your butthole. It can cause hemorrhoids. I just got up from sitting in a squat and now my ass is all sore
>>221482339How will Russians and East Asians ever recover from this
>>221482339I think that's because of the shagging you got from another man last night
>>221482441Done him
i was bicurious in college and even hooked up with some guys (both top and bottom) but now 6 years later im almost completely straight wonder what that was all about
>>221482441I've literally never had my butt fucked dude frick off
>>221481901Nice. If I go hiking I make granola.
>>221482479Just figuring things out
bought a bag of zesty french fries
I've been intimate with a bunch of guys but I haven't had anything up my ass or put it in another guy's
>>221482479Nikocado?
wtf you niggas gay fr I thought we was joking
This nigga eatin gay fries
>>221482628You're the one with the sore ass Diddy
>>221482582I make fries at home. Sliced potatoes and onions and sometimes peppers in a cast iron skillet and some old bay on top
Shitting. Good morning everybody! THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/Ijk4j-r7qPA
What's got two thumbs and didn't ask?
>>221482862the faggot
Just obliterated a spider.
HOME IS WHERE I WANT TO BEPICK ME UP AND TURN ME ROUNDI FEEL NUMB, BORN WITH A WEAK HEARTI GUESS I MUST BE HAVING FUNTHE LESS WE SAY ABOUT IT THE BETTERMAKE IT UP AS WE GO ALONGFEET ON THE GROUND, HEAD IN THE SKYIT'S OKAY, I KNOW NOTHING'S WRONG, NOTHING
>>221482868I know you are but what am i
>>221482909An even faggier faggot.
I've had over 50g of fiber today, and I haven't even eaten dinner yet
>>221482963I know you are but what am i
>>221482970
>>221483035idgi
>>221482992this might be the ultimate goy toy, you just know it has to be some of the lowest quality wine available and it's sold in a giant plastic bucket you'd use for nails or groutholy fuck
>>221483058shidding brown bricks in minecraft
Took a wet, sloppy poo.
>I wish I could visit ancient RomeActually visiting ancient Rome:
What happens in arizona
just remembered the made a Gladiator sequel and no one cared and those who did care actually hated it because of woke shitat least the original is solid kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgKfbN7S864
Why does everyone have ADHD now?
>>221483648lol me
Picked up all of dogbergs shit in the backyard I've been skipping for the last couple days
>>221483590hockey happened but they moved it to salt lake city
got a (You) that was so retarded and read like chatgpt spiddle that i had to leave the thread. /v/ is just too full of low IQ brown children to use
>>221483641That doesn't exist outside first world "psychiatrists" aka a racket for the Jews. Ever wonder why no kids born in rural villages in China or on the Savannah in Africa or in Brazilian favelas ever have these meme illnesses. Only wealthy kids in developed countries get ADHD or Autism or whatever. Only the ones with the money to pay for the "medication"
>>221483769>Ever wonder why no kids born in rural villages in China or on the Savannah in Africa or in Brazilian favelas ever have these meme illnessesi am unaware of what people in those places have
>>221483590Iced tea mecca
>>221483730There's barely any interesting threads on /v/ anymore
>>221483769That's because they unironically abort those kids or lock them in the house
>>221483590Tea is made there and apparently a lady lives there who sniffs her dad's underwear(my strange addiction show)
>>221483769Trvke
>>221483838No bits because those "conditions" aren't real and are made up. ADHD? Really? You show me a kid who isn't hyper and running all over the place THATS WHAT KIDS DO. But they wanna frame normal behavior as an illness and charge you money to turn your normal kid into a Vulcan robot. And you suckers willingly but into this bullshit. Amazing.
Normies are now the real incels https://youtu.be/HfwQvfchMXU
>>221482970Usually I get like 30-45g plus a lot of water and some probiotic foods or drinks
>>221483769most of those browns are too low functioning to notice if they're fucked up retards.
hello
>>221483939It's just strange that the prevalence of these illnesses seem strangely correlated to socioeconomic success. No poor family even went bankrupt trying to buy ADHD medicine for their child. It's always middle upper class fuckers who can afford all the "meds" for these made up illnesses. Think.
What are your thoughts on Transracial individuals of the indo-aryan kind undergoing vrill therapy for skin purification ?
>>221484006I would be better able to answer if I knew what by Christ you were talking about.
>DAD I DON'T WANNA BE A COCKROACH FARMER LIKE YOU! I HAVE DREAMS! I WANNA KILL DOGS!!!!
>>221484006I support it
>>221483997you're about to see a lot more of it as these thirdy migrants send iPads back home
Apparently this lame unfunny gag strip caused outrage, violence, and minor riots back in the '60sI'm black but I never really found these depictions offensive. Honestly I think it looks kinda cool. Too bad people are so sensitive.
>>221483997Adhd is the normal mental capacity of a good 70% of humanity but it is incompatible with upper-middle class.It is not normal to be capable of staying in a chair listening to or doing an activity from 6 am to 9 pm, its something you can only do whilst high on mild amphetamines. But the idea that non-physical labour can be extreme or exhausting is still too new; its harder to convince someone that 15 hours coloring an animation is just as brutal as 5 hours digging coal
>>221484076Due to the outrage caused by the previous strip, he went on to make changes to the design of the black character. Apparently people were STILL mad. For what reason, I don't know. I can't see anything offensive here.
>>221484076Uncle Tom wannabe cracka
>>221484027What are your thoughts on indians using dangerous and experimental chemicals to whiten their skin?
>>221484076what a weird thing to lie about
woke up at 11:20 am award
i remember, going to this black kid's house, his toddler brother, a slobbering kid, was chewing on a sega genesis case, and watching his mother slap the toddler
There’s a tard in the doctors office
If racial difference weren't somewhat innate explain how thousands of years ago Arabs observed and talked about the musical jovial nature of Africans And Africans today are still jovial, musical, and simpleminded
>>221484119>euro>VPNing as a spicfor what reason? what a weird person you are
>>221484147casino indians or convenience store indians
>>221484119Agricultural civilization is to blame. We evolved to be nomadic hunter gatherers
>>221484147I have no thoughts one way or another about that
prove me wrong.
>>221484256Proof?If so it's probably just someone ban evading
>>221484277Disprove her?I hardly know her!
>>221484277you're canadian
>>221484277Prove my pussy
You have the right to be sexy baby *handcuffs you*
>>221484299that is not the english of an ESL speaker and no mexican would be calling labor "labour"
>>221484306Based I hardly know her anon
>>221484315they would spell it labour because they are not americans
i labor for leaf gock
>>221484360i have a boyfriend
I think my doctor forgot about me
>>221484333not how that works retard
>>221484386why?
arguing whether a mexican is a mexican
walk around in public calling n words the n word
>>221484434your input was not sought, please leave the typing to the literate
>>221484457i'm literate
>>221484165I'm not lying, look it up. It caused legit violence apparently. Like people throwing shit through the windows of the newspaper office.
>>221484457>>221484474I'm just lit.
>>221474693Do you like swedish girls?>>221484080
>>221484487not that part you deliberately obtuse faggot
>>221484404Kind of speculative proof dude
>>221484505No
red baron for brunch* today*breakfast IS my lunch
Thank you for your ADHD to this matter!
How are Dan Bilzerian fans dealing with the fact that he's half Jewish?
Asthma is not real. Nobody in China has that shit. Stop being so weak and pathetic.
had a wet dream last night
>>221484512suck my dick idiotfeel free to find your own firsthand source on the theoretical spelling of english words in mexican spanish
i often wonder, why rural chinese, who i have a lot of personal experience with
>>221484566i want to lap up your emission like a kitten drinking milk
>>221484550Is CO2 good for you?
I would like to apologize for my hostilityI'm not going to, but I would like to
>>221484592why?
>>221484570the image he used in his post is in spanish deliberately searching for a Spanish language image would be going to a lot of effort for a larp The simplest explain is that he's mexican but just has a good grasp of the English language. An esl may use a British spelling because they learn from online not from interacting with Americans irlYou're just being paranoid
>>221484614what did you do?
>>221484620idk its just my biology
>>221484638hey retard, when you're on a mexican vpn, your search results will be mexicandumbass
my gf had sex with 14 men before me of whom 4 were black (actually they probably still are black lol)
>>221484646i dont think you should do that
actually just an ebfhe lives in rapid city
>>221484658your only proof is the spelling of one word and that his English is good
Remember I was talking about my blueberry vanilla granola? Well, imported milk in it and ate it like cereal. It was good
>>221484726>imported milkWhere was the milk from?
>>221484724and you have no proof because your only defense was rooted in your own ignorance
>>221484751Yo mama tits
>>221484768Burden of proof is on you You're just a paranoiac
>>221484751mars
>>221484788>your only proof is the spelling of one word and that his English is good>Burden of proof is on you pick one you deranged faggotvery strange behavior to go through this effort to defend a random vpning faggot
>>221484806Wdym pick one, those two statements don't contradict in any wayTake your meds man
I got "Walk like an Egyptian" stuck in my head
Animal collective seem to have been heavily inspired by the opening of wall of voodoo's mexican radio on their song peacebone
>>221484827okay retard, here's your final (You)you're a mentally inept troglodyte and don't even know how VPNs workyou don't have the brain cells necessary to argue, I advise drinking a bottle of chlorine
/v/ is ironically the worst place on 4chan to try to talk about videogames
>>221484865>you don't have the brain cells necessary to argue, I advise drinking a bottle of chlorineYou're the one who's failed to make any argument. All you've presented is that one world is spelled in the British manner. You're having some kind of manic meltdown, you need your meds asap
NEW>>221484828
the only thing i got stuck in my head is pussy
what gives