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>>221477645https://youtu.be/eMo_20J1J1Y?si=_DUZyGZ2mb6uBhsoWhile the woke world continued down the path of insanity, he stood firm.While the world laughed, he listened.When you were down, he was there.Now he is ill, you mock.
>>221477610>just don’t see the point of speed-wankingyeah cause you've never done it. Once you do it though the idea of doing anything else while high seems like a waste.
>>221477645
good edish
>>221477659isn't he in another benzo coma screech
JFs make more news than we do. good little workers bees they are. gold star x
good, bad, I'm the guy with the bum
>>221477659he said some decent stuff a while ago then he quickly descended into bizarre christian schizo shite
>>221477668hmm yeah don’t think i’ll try it then tbf
I'd spaff in a bum right now iykwim
>>221477679>>221477687sully another site
>>221477687He's not even a real Christian either he says God is like an idea of what you think is best or some crap like that
>>221477645szűz
mates having fun is so nice to see
The McDonald's Breakfast menu is now CLOSED.Better luck next time.
The storm doesn't fear the rain
>>221477760i find it overrated anyways
>hello ladies you're looking good tonight
>>221477760jokes on you i’ve already had breakfast
>>221477760I want to order from the breakfast menu right now though
>>221477773done him
>>221477773kill women
>>22147770712 rules for life>Take drugs >Take Zionist $$$>Let your daughter get blacked by Tate >zzzz in a coma>pretend like you're a profound genius when you're recycling jung >leave your psychology practice patients >zzzzz benzo nap time>eat beef to cure your histrionic personality disorder >zzzzzz>zzzzzz>stage a comeback >zzzzzzRevolutionary stuff
>>221477796You have to order something from the lunch menu.
>>221477773how's it evening type energy
>>221477849This is the post of someone with a messy room
>>221477773>>hello ladies you're looking good tonightjust said this out loud and it sounds awful in my voice i could never pull it off
mission: need to stop feeling sick from last nights vodka so i can have a drink to cure my anxiety before the shopping comes and i can deal with the delivery driverand people think neets just sit around dossing all day
>>221477879nobody can pull it off its wanky
just watched a video of bam margera doing a cool trick on his skateboard
leftypops and rorkey
anyone else waiting for gfberg to leave so they can have a loud filthy wank?
every shagger I know has funny stories about being rejected that they can laugh at (that were probably embarrassing at the time), getting over rejection is essential and you'll never EVER shag if you don't
>>221477896
>>221477914where will they go
>>221477921waiting for carerberg to arrive for a check-in x
rorke when his daughter get blacked
>>221477942wow that's a cool trick too
>>221477687>he said some decent stuff a while agolol, when was that?
>>221477763Sir Keir Stormer
world cup starts in a month but nobody seems excited this year. why do yanks make everything soulless
>>2214779832016 when he said billions of people would die from the slippery slope that begins with getting to choose your pronouns
>>221477945They look delighted already with eachothers company. I reckon they'll simply go where their gaily jogging legs take them
>>221477934ktim got loads of stories about getting rejected. never shagged though but if I can't laugh I'd cry
>>221478007So never, as clearly he conflates a sign with its causes. It is a mockery that tjis charlatan passes for the apex of philosophy today.
quit porn this week
Last Marvel film I watched was Iron Man 2 and I sometimes encounter grown men who cannot believe I'm not interested in that shit.
>>221477773This same women will be complaining that real men don't exist in 5 years
>>221478033no. you
>>221478028no shit mate, a person with sensible views could never gain any tractionit's ragebait and simplistic opinions that gets you acolyteslook at all the famous "punters". ben shapiro, nick fuentes, medhi hasan... all predictable charlatans, while the intelligent commentators are basically invisible
>>221478021I think you start shagging once the emotional callouses form and the women notices that you basically don't even care as you're asking her out lol
this just in: the status of the gay porn industry has become “prolapsed”
Lee Evans sweated profusely on stage due to his extremely high-energy, physical comedy style, which was often described as a "human cartoon" performance.His, at times, frantic, hour-long sets involved relentless running, leaping, and acting out stories, which essentially turned his performances into strenuous athletic workouts.Key reasons for his intense sweating included:Physicality: He never stood still, acting out every syllable with exaggerated movements and gestures.Stage Environment: The combination of powerful, hot spotlights and large, packed arenas created a very warm environment.Dedication to Performance: Evans frequently remarked that he gave 100% energy to every show, often leaving him completely drenched.Suit Destruction: His sweat was so excessive that he frequently had to change suits, and in interviews, he joked that his suits were often ruined after only a few performances.This intense physical dedication meant he often needed an intermission during his shows to take a shower and change clothes.
>I need you out of business sunshineodd thing to say to a dentist/your neighbour
>>221478065having visible sweat stains on a blazer is fucking insane
I cannot stop thinking about cocks. It’s on my mind from the time I wake up to the time I fall asleep, probably in my dreams too but I hardly remember them. Every man I’ve ever met and shook hands with in the last few years, yep, I’ve imagined his penis deep in my mind. I think about what it might look like, the size, if it’s shaven or hairy, I even try to imagine when the last time he stroked it with that hand was.It’s not a sexual thing either. It’s curiosity as a straight man also with a penis.
Up the ra'
>>221478065mong humour for thickos hated that all my mates loved this shit
watching tarts jiggle their tits around on tiktok
>>221478111"Up the ra'", Nigel?
Thinking of taking up classical guitarAny particular thoughts on that?
>buy from a farm shop buy local farmers>go to a farm shop>1 apple for £6>jar of honey for £10hmm
>>221478160Sowwy
>>221478113Was about to insult you and then realised I don't even like Lee Evans, this place has made me far too instinctively antagonistic
>>221478177yeah why notany reason for choosing that over normal guitar?
>>221478213cunt thinks he's better than us
>>221478177Bit difficult like
>>221478199that make your micro leak ziedy?bring back thoughts of those peakin days?when mama zied get dat big ting stretch her pum pum?yeah, you leakin
>>221478177classical is harder, if you're over the age of 16 it's over, just go with the easier instrument
the skomer island puffins are calm but the farne islands puffins are going mental and squawkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3MCinVr5Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj4bM-OoW9g
mad isn't it how sloppy-gob rayner got her tax 'all cleared up' just in time for a pop at the top job
dem jordans squeakingdat bed be creakingmama katy she shriekingquincy’s soul pole leakingdaddy betabux life support beepinglil ziedy? he peeking xx
>>221478213>>221478227>>221478235Played electric for years and wanted to get back into it, considered a regular acoustic but really wanted to play some Spanish guitar which a classical should be better suited for
>>221478296I have a Yamaha APX 600 and can play a few classical pieces on it, nothing crazy. It also has a small body which is more comfortable. I always recommend people go into a shop and try the smaller acoustics, if you're just playing in your room there is really not much difference in sound.
is this brit
>>221478296Asking here isn't the place mate, this is a pathologically defeatist space. My advice though, is to really want to play certain pieces in your bones. Love those classical guitar pieces and feel desperate to play them. You'll get the motivation to learn then.
>>221478264LOL xx
the tuna and crisps sandwich was very nice. the crunch of the crisps really elevated it
>>221478296Yeah but classical guitars have a thicker neck, more space between the strings and often don't have little markers on multiples of 3 on the neck to help with fretting, it's basically a similar but different instrument to electric or acoustic guitar.
replied to his own post award
>>221478371You can find transpositions of classical pieces for standard guitars.
Funniest Ziedy lore is that he used to complain about having a short and thin penis in the Dutch language general lmao
>>221478347based yamaha enjoyeri got a second hand apx700 a couple of years ago and i love it very very much
>>221478412put the seat down before taking a picture
>>221478403Not as funny as his mother bringing black men over to fuck her when Lil Ziedy was a child and his dad was dying of cancer in hospital. And Lil Ziedy walking in on them one time and being transfixed.
it's like rain on your wedding day innit?
>>221478412Please let me lick your abs and suck your cock dry x
>>221478433mental how she trained her whole life for that, and me, a runtish little goblin of a man, could still murder her with my bear hands
>>221478452(he peeked)
so well… this is the thread is it?
>bear hands
hungary in the filter list
>>221478412dare to wear mong aka sweater mong aka egg mong aka self skinfade mong
>>221478521can't imagine how bleak it must be being you
>>221478521impostor belgian
>>221478537fascomnatong
I'm fucking fuming
>>221478573dogs barking are they?
not really sure what I think of mild smoked trout it's just ok. if it tasted more of trout I think I'd lean more towards dislike but if it tasted less of trout it would be just slimy nothingness
>>221478611But enough about Rorke’s mum’s fanny
trout tastes like trout it's not gonna taste more or less like troutif it tastes less like trout then that's what trout tastes like so it tastes fully like troutI hate women
not sure what I think of cheese. if it tasted more of cheese I think I'd lean more towards dislike but if it tasted less of cheese it would just be rubbery nothingness
>>221478668don't like cheese except pizza cheese
had sushi a few times at nice places and still dont get it barely has any flavour and has an uncomfortable raw texture
any hopeless alcoholics who cant even manage 1 day off the booze in
Woke on the back foot
don't recall asking for the opinion of a horrid little man
why should I not morning wank
wonder if mouselord has a big massive penis like hidinginmyroom
>>221478692yeah except yesterday when i stayed in bed until 8pm
>>221478688wheres he been at lately
>>221478688just factually wrong. it's marketed as mild trout because it tastes less of trout than just "trout". you're genuinely the thickest cunt here
>>221478686you need to dip in in the soy sauce and really roll it around in there
heard the woke mob want to change it to baa baa bame sheep
my non-Asiatic brethren in Christ
>>221478692that was me up until about 2 years ago spent almost every evening of my twenties getting pissed alone drinking vodka first thing in the morning then stopped two years ago and havent wanted a drop since.
prying my eyeballs out with a railroad spike
>>221478777face filter working overtime
What's a little boy down the lane need a bag full of black wool for
standing on the floor
>yeah mate this trout tastes less trouty than that other troutthink you got confused by the words mild, smoked and trout
>>221478777
Thoughts?
>>221478791lifesize ziedy doll
>>221478801it lush
diggig my fingers into my eye sockets and using them as handles to rip my skull in half
>>221478710Mousenonce has extreme dicklet energy, he’s incredibly insecure
>>221478787you were supposed to be looking at the titsmaybe there are women on the internet after all
>>221478801far too much foodabsolute povvoruntslop
>>221478801Lush and I mean lush
>>221478801Could demolish this right now corrrrrr
>>221478801the man who makes these is annoying, i don't like the way he exaggerates his accent
disassociating hard nothing feels real
Methinks a maccies delivery is on the cardsMcCrispy and a double Big Tasty should hit the spot
hurrr it be lush would demolish that corr
>>221478874*smacks your little arse* that feel real enough for you x
>>221478878corr get that slop shovelled down your gaping gullet lad
just removed a small bee that somehow got into my smelly incel flat and now i an concerned for his wellfare :(
leftypol praying towards the nearest Gail's
Old lady told me today she can see my cock through my jeans when I sit downquite sure she's just seeing the folds of the zipper and massively overestimating the size of my cockIn any case it appears a 70 year old woman has been checking out my cock
>>221478801remove the eggs and the slice of soggy tomato bread add cheese
weather needs to make it's rasclaat mind up
>>221478878The cheese and bacon mccrispy might be the most peng thing mcdonalds has done in ages lad. They ruined the big tasty though sadly
im like Lil Peep if he didn't do drugs, make music, come from a rich family, and talk to women
going either kill someone or myself soon. Jail seems like a canon event i would like to experience
>>221478779how did you stop? why did you stop? what do you do instead?
>>221478895Will do x>>221478923Never tried that one but it sounds lush. And what’s wrong with the big tasty? I had one last week and it was amazing
would rather have a big brekkie burger tbqhwy
got a lil peepee in me pants
>>221478900Most of that bread in the window is fake or oldButchers do the same thing. Never buy meat that's been in a window display
>>221478950they made it smaller and changed it from the wider patty and bun to the same one as the quarter pounder. its shite now
>>221478914how about some quorn
what's the most (You)'s ever receive on a post here?need to learn the ways of (You)farming
no footy tonight oh dear
>>221478972gp
>>221478967I still love it desu and didn’t notice it had changed, it’s the tomatoes and the sauce that make it special I would say rather than the format. It lovely x
>>221478972really don't understand the obsession with this ugly bitch
>>221478972the going theory is that incels LOVE this woman because she is ugly and they can fantasise about not being rejected by her
>>221478969 heatherdem would love that!
rorke's boomer mum and dad dancing to the polls in 1997 singing things can only get better
>>221478984>>221478986whingey incels
>>221478817love the asian ladies
youtube dot comcheck it out
>>221478866Two pooawk sausage
doing a poo lads right in the toilet
raccoon girl detected
get the poo sausage postedget the moneyball gifs posted
>>221478986>>221478984she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
omds mum is being SUCH a bumbaclaat :/
>>221479029LOL
>>221478991My mum voted for the first time in 1997 and she said she voted for Labour because she fancied Tony Blair. Can’t even imagine people thinking that about a politician nowadays. Crazy how he ruined his reputation so badly
>>221478972Why are people so obsessed with this spoiled rich kid?
>>221479029are things that bad in hungary?
get the alcoholism posted, get the depression embedded into your soul. miserable worms kill yourselves fuckign dog shit cunts
rorke's da typing www.porn.co.uk into internet explorer
>>221479029hungarian girls must be grim
>>221479033LOL
>>221479041yes we need hapa and asian girls right now
todays eats>breakfasttin of tuna>lunchhalf a banana>dinnermini mushroom pizza from dominos. indian cunt was in his socks no shoes while working giving me the pizza
I got a challenge for you guys. Drop a random pin in India on Google Maps, if you see trash/rubbish on the ground post the pic right here
>>221479029god i wish she'd shit in my mouth
Almost there. Good work from everyone so far. Let's keep it going guys.
>>221479052>makeup makes women look….. le different!!!why do incels consistently get shocked by this lmao she still looks great in the first pic
dont understand the jewish urge for feces in the mouth if im honest. its just gross and not arousing. jewish cunts kys
>>221479090cope. if she wasn't famous you wouldn't look twice at her
>>221479073Just got a fella with some goatsarea seems tidy enough for the middle of nowhere farmland
HE BOTTLED IT LMAOOOO
Love working from home because I can have a shower in my lunch break and have a wank in bed afterwards
I met rorke. She’s black.
>>221479110wrong, incel
ghostiee: no posting I find it disgusting
>>221479110wrong
ϟϟir KKKeir Stürmer
>>221479128worst self inflicted aura loss ive seen in a long time
>>221479172Starmer absolutely dominated him
>>221479167
off for a jog
i remember in school a teacher told us that different parts of the tongue were responsible for different tastesat lunch we all tried to test this and everyone concluded that it's true, saying "yeah i can taste salt here but not here!"except me... i said "it tastes the same regardless of where on the tongue the food is"that day i realised that most people are retarded spastics who believe everything they are told
>>221479192
>>221479221screamjng
got a video assessment with the DWP in a few minutes pretty nervous
>>221479221creaming
>>221479197would have clubbed her over the head and thrown her into the river
>>221479247yeah? how about you assess THIS!
>>221479197>take the elevator down from your shoebox apartment on the 16th floor to go for a jog surrounded by concrete on all sides outdoors>only thing resembling nature in sight is a polluted man made waterwayno wonder city niggers are so mentally ill
>>221479221crine
mm.. nootka
got a video assessment with the DWP in a few minutes got any good memes to share?
headache again I'm fucking dying
>>221479207mental that they still teach this shite in school
>>221479267worst part is that it's mostly performative, doing her make up, recording herself at every step.. these people can't just go out to exercise it needs to be a social media eventdumb fucking bint
>>221479197off for a cycle
>>221479316bro has no dih
>>221479316why does he have cameltoe?
honestly got no idea what keir starmer actually does outside of /brit/ memes. forgot he was even the prime minister
>>221479294If you get to know primary school teachers in adulthood, you quickly realise they are very dimwittedI used to be baffled as a child why my teacher would lie and say shite like "Hitler wanted to kill everyone who wasn't blonde haired and blue eyed"It's extremely easy to get a job as a primary school teacher in this country if you're a young woman
>>221479127SOVL but shit place
>>221479052you don't know the half of ituglyage like shitno sense of humorcan't cookwon't put outraised to expect gratuitous acts of chivalry as the bare minimum from men, even from total strangersreward it by acting like a bitchperma frustratedtaught that the socially acceptable mechanism for dealing with frustration is taking it out on people around them
thinking butty shop for lunch
thats not a thing
>>221479255no rape?
>>221479381not sure i'm gonna believe the opinion of a guy with yellow feverhungarian women are based
>>221479341you don’t even need to be an adult to realise how retarded they are kek
>>221479387someone who waves
nobody rapes anymoreit's gone the way of the dodo
>>221479387wordle devs are paedophiles don't worry
>>221479414no one waves frequently enough to be called a waver
got nothing to post anymore
>>221479396please marry 4but you gotta promise never to let them come back here
>>221479433(waves at you)
over the past 48 hours the only thing i have consumed is 2 packets of buldak fire noodles and a litre of gordons gin mixed with lemon fantamy poos and arsehole are an absolute state
>>221479424kiss them rorkego on
>>221479341>I used to be baffled as a child why my teacher would lie and say shite like "Hitler wanted to kill everyone who wasn't blonde haired and blue eyed"i remember my teacher telling me Hitler killed his own mother for some reasonj
>>221479433you haven't met me, the 20 year old waver>waves at everyone on the streets>waves when people pass by his house>doesn't care about anything, just waves>oh god i'm waaaving
Many such cases
>>221479459ktim
someone, somewhere, uses /brit/ as their only form of social interaction and takes genuine pride in it
>>221479492I mean at that point suicide is realistically the only option
>courb
you stupid fucking bitch
grimsby lost its fishing industry to fucking iceland, how is that possible? there are a billion jeets who can work for pennies in the uk yet it happened
a white, bespectacled man named ibrahim
>>221479387what's a courb
>>221479523mtf tranny x woman is W faps
>>221479572sonion....
>>221479572it's not even gay, it's no different to girl with boy.
skirtstights
>>221479591
goddess
haha that penguin is like me
>>221479626good post
