david tibet with all of his noddy
Britain is literally Airstrip One at this point.
>>221476028https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/filename/%2A.webm/country/GB/start/2026-05-13/end/2026-05-14/
>dad's bf
>>221476167>whats that racism, you find me attractive
realistically who was in the wrong in this situation?
The brit with the stutter, are you cute?
>my dad's bf
>>221476211seasideMARK?
uohh
>>221476211yes he is
Er, lads............
All I hear is about how elitist parliament is, how it's only people from the same 3 schools that can succeed there and that "normal" people don't stand a chanceSo then why do we have Raynor's, Phillips ect who look like they've just been dragged out the job centre vying for leadership?By my estimation parliament needs to be MORE elitist
>>221476202chat shit get banged
>>221476211>i i i i looks like t t t t this
>>221476232why is he giving me the middle finger for looking at his legs?
>>221476202the answer is always the violent neanderthal mong that massively overreacts
Crazy how there are at least like 7 different subspecies of humans but we all have to larp and pretend there aren’t
>>221476202ever being in a fight is my worse fear, i have no idea how to throw a punch if someone hit me i would probably die or end up paralysed or something
>>221476257crazy is it?
My taste in women is changing. I was an architect before, really into fat booty bitches, but now I am moving into the young tight teen territory.This might actually be harder for me to attain, given that I am far too old to attract anyone under the age of 20.
>>221476257>implying anyone other than Europeans are humans
>>221476279How old? Had a 19y/o gf at 34 me
>>221476257They are called races, and no, most people do not pretend they don't exist. It's mostly an American thing to obsess about race so much half the country wants to act like it's not there.
female colleague called me 'treasure' in an email
>>221476293If you're 34 you are closer to 30 than 40 so I feel that's acceptable, but I am now 38 which is basically 40 and girls don't like that.How did you meet?
>>221476242Uhhh I'm not into girls. Sorry
>>221476253What is the appropriate reaction to some idiot picking up the pool ball you’re about to hit and throwing it across the room?
scrambled eggs are just an omelet for when you can't be arsed
>>221476313>but I am now 38Oh my days uncle what are you even doing hereGo have kids go start a family : skull:
>>221476323using words to tell him why he's acting like a child instead of swinging your arms like an angry chimp
One of the more enjoyable experiences of my life is when my sister brought her strapping gay friend out who would not shut the fuck up and we were at a pub.Sisterberg was in the toilet and he was still going on and on so I just looked him straight in the face and said 'do you ever shut the fuck up?' and then say back and enjoyed my drink.He stared at me for a few seconds, the got up without saying a word, battered me across the face, bent me over the bar and starting shagging my arse in front of everyone really enjoyed that bent cunt up in my arse. Hate how they go around thinking people like them and that they're normal when they more than normal, they're superb.Sisterberg didn't talk to me for weeks after she came out the loo and saw it happening
>>221476313You don’t actually believe him do you? Oh dear
>>221476328he is evilindisputable
>>221476342So you go “hey pal! Why the heck did you do that???”And he calls you a cunt and tells you to fuck offWhat’s your next move?
do some of you lot actually watch gay porn?
>>221476354You're a girl huh
>>221476313Language app haha unironically. She was a little mental but it wasnt too bad>>221476348Sorry zoomer. People do normal things
>>221476342>using words to tell him why he's acting like a child"Hey mate that's actually really immature we're trying to play pool and your actions have hampered our attempts"You mug have you ever stepped inside a pub?
>>221476337Habit. I've been on 4chan since 2007. I don't post on any other site and unfortunately most boards are terrible now so I occasionally come to /brit/.>>221476348In my mind some of you runts are runtish enough that you could pass for someone 10 years younger.
Some bloke comes up to me in a pub right and says 'hey cunt, fuck you' and I'm like 'leave it out mate' and then he carries on so I'm like 'heh, you'll regret messing with me lad' and he takes a swingbig mistakeI dodge his punch and come back with a counter attack that sends him flying and he gets up and runs away crying and fartingEntire pub gasps and the fittest bird walks up to me and takes me to the toilets and rides my cock until she creams true story
let he who has never watched gay porn cast the first knob
>>221476368I watch pale little twinks spread their hole and imagine my hands on their hips
>>221476328her panties were literally sopping as she wrote this, genuinely
>>221476328words cannot express how much i hate women
>>221476406but that’s gay porn isn’t it
>>221476407shut the fuck up nigga!
>>221476371>Language appYour idea of a gf is texting on Skype and meeting once every 3 months?
>>221476388>>221476360adults don't solve their problems with hitting
>>221476425good post
>>221476371>>221476390You guys are literally 40 years old on 4chan at 10am on a Thursday no wife no kidsYou’d never talk to me like that in real life I’d drop you on your head
>>221476416course you do you bent bastard
>>221476392I can believe that
>>221476433lmao you are literally the 20 year old boomer mateeveryone works from home these days and mornings are for meetingsjust got teams in the background open with the camera and mic off
>>221476407>pantiesFOY
might rewatch cowboy bebop wish there was another anime or show that had as much atmosphere as that
McDonald's Breakfast Countdown: it closes in around 1 hour.This is your LAST chance too purchase items from the McDonald's Breakfast menu.You won't get the opportunity again for a period of 24 hours.
>>221476328imagine dating a ranga yuck! i suppose they're at least better than bl*nde beasts
i have lived over 250k hours
>>221476424i think so. i might be gay who knows
>>221476392Wow thats cool
>>221476433i love how all the millennials on here act so hard when this is literally true looool like nobody is shook by some 40 yo bald computer nerd
>>221476446I say you are an old man with no wife or kids and you start talking about you teams meeting… unc are you okay in the head? Early onset dementia?
>>221476468i used to look like that
>>221476480think you're just too thick to understand therealso i'm not 40 lil bro
>>221476480LOL
>>221476461Thank you McDonald's breakfast announcer anon
>>22147648837 is 40 mate now do one stop embarrassing yourself
>>221476392i imagine this happened and anon is being honest here
>>221476480spun him
>>221476452Samurai Champloo is alrigh if you haven't seen it
>>221476498I'm 36 and in the best place physically, emotionally and financially that I have been ever
>>221476480actual scream
>>221476484I bet when you did you wouldn't have talked to me. I'm dying to hold someone like that but it's just not happening is it
>>221476461Tell you what this guerilla marketing stunt is really working on me.
ATTENTION EVERYONE. I HAVE JUST WITNESSED A NIGGER. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???
>>221476498I'm 37 and in the best place physically, emotionally and financially that I have been ever
>>221476517im not nor have i ever been a battyman, so no i wouldn't have talked to you
>>221476461Tried a mcmuffin once and it was pure saltCouldn't taste anything other than saltNever again
One of the more enjoyable experiences of my life is when I was on 4chan and some gay cunt was saying something about his life and then in front of the whole thread I went 'Oh yeah? Really? Proper interesting that there mate *yawns loudly in your face* and then everyone saw that I'd done him and I literally got 59 (You)s I counted them all
>>221476523Fart on him and then raise money on GoFundMe like chud the builder
>>221476523rape him!
36 no wife or kids is crazzyyyyyyim killing myself if i get to that age without a family
nibbas really think calling someone old is a zinger.
>>221476523get him raped
>>221476528blud’s taste buds are wrecked
>>221476523VIOLENTLY AND BRUTALLY RAPE AND KILL IT
>>221476526Yeah? You just looked like a gay guy? Lol ok
>>221476533Oh yeah? Really? Proper interesting that there mate *yawns loudly in your face*
>>221476547On the contrary your taste buds are wrecked if you enjoy that shite
>>221476540this loooolbut they got their teams meetings so its all ok who needs a family and passing on your genes when you have ms teams
>>221476551yeah i used to be skinny
>>221476533didnt happen tho did it
in my country there is problem and that problem is transport
I imagine all the old people in here to be like Mark Corrigan
>>221476571You said you 'looked just like him' yet he's laying in a provocative pose wearing gay underwear. Did that part of your youth slip your mind?
>>221476555They’re 3/10 but I taste more than just salt because they have more ingredients than just salt
Wanting to have kids is such a brown coded thing.Whites have lower fertility rates because they've escaped the rut.
>>221476583funny scenemy wife!
Anyone ever assume that things like relationships, friendships, starting a family etc. were a given then by the time you realise they aren't it was too late?
get the missing cuties posted
rorke not having kids to own the pakis
>woke up>thought it was Friday>realized it's Thursday>have to do toilbuilding tomorrowSo the life of the wagie is not a good one
Phil Foden is missing
>>221476591
>>221476588difference between you and me is that I saw a skinny guy, you saw all that gay stuff
drinking breastmilk
youre all pedophiles rapists and miscreants
>>221476613he got 2 assists yesterday
>>221476613He was missing for 90 minutes last night I'll tell you that much.Little football joke, one for the boisterous broad-shouldered lads :)
>>221476620Oh COME ON are you saying he doesn't look gay? Lmao it's really no big deal, just find it silly
>>221476591>>221476618someone needs to ask in /norgetråden/ why he looks like that and report back, is he part sami or finnish or something
>>221476631kateem!
the mandalorian and grogu
>>221476461Would rather eat my own shit than this muck.
There YOU goYou big mouth FUCK
>>221476613Phil Foiden
i was like 19 when i made my peace with the fact that i will never marry or have children
for all the people proudly announcing they don't like mcdonalds, medal's in the post
hope it’s okay for a 30 year old kid like myself to get in on bullying the uncs with you lads
>>221476599err yeah i thought i would become normal at university but instead i stayed in my room for all of first year and then dropped out lol!
I rape as much as I want.You know how many people I've raped?ZEROI don't need the law, religion, god, customs or anything. I was simply born with a moral, white constitution.
Nothing better than a double sausage and egg McMuffin with a squirt of brown sauce CORRRRRRWith two of them greasy hash browns washed down with a nice maccies flat white. Breakfast of the gods
>>221476668about the same for me, felt quite liberating just letting go and embracing it
for all the people advertising mcdonalds here $0.01 has been deposited into your account
>>221476681I love how he squeals like a pig when he's being killed haha
>>221476618lmao love this goofy ahh nigga>>221476644his mum must have got hit with a massive dose of radiation to turn out so orcish. sort of like the hulk
Mr and MS Teams
>>221476683you’re welcome to join us big bro x
No more unc jokesTheyre hurtful and destructive
>>221476673i don't care if that is male or female, i'd still fuck it
uncs and zooms can be friendsno more brother wars
>>221476683Didn't say I don't like McDonald's, quarter pounder is peng-a-leng Just don't like breakfasts
Might have to stop bullying all the old bastards in here don’t want them to actually kill themselves
/brit/ is a unc-inclusive zone
zoomer lass at toil likes to makes fun of my age but little does she know her little mocking comments just turn me on
I'm already thinking about tomorrow's lunchI haven't even eaten today's lunch yet
atleast he’s got his teams meeting :)
boiling my nan in a cauldron
>>221476776LOL
>>221476749mad innit
>>221476779-an old proverb
>>221476751genuinely makes me seethe men aren’t allowed to aggressively flirt with zoomer work colleagues anymore.So many of them just need a fucking slap on their arse
>>221476755This is a symptom of food addiction
might get into copytrading
> So many of them just need a fucking slap on their arse
>>221476807you would know
might cut my own head off and ride around on a horse at night
might copy that lad and get into copytrading
>>221476821Here's a meal I made recently
this is my body not your body this is my body it belongs to me it doesn't belong to you
mad how john kerry's only legacy is a jibjab song
>>221476838scranny, is that a regional dish?
the keir starmer situation is crazythe satisfying downfall of keir starmerkeir starmer just destroyed his careerthe keir starmer situation is getting worse...keir starmer's team FINALLY respondedkeir starmer threatening to sue people nowkeir starmer is desperately trying to hide this...the new keir starmer allegations are DISGUSTINGthe worst keir starmer allegations yet...keir starmer's empire is crumbling...keir starmer is FINISHEDkeir starmer: every allegation so far.. (recap)keir starmer has completely lost his mindkeir starmer has reached a new low...keir starmer just responded in the dumbest way..
>>221476857It's an "I don't know how to cook anything except for eggs and rice" dishThe sauce is this
Hey yall its me lebron james from the LA lakers how are we all doing today
>>221476857What me nan is when I'm eating her out
>>221476881:/
>>221476877ledisney
>>221476877hi lebron x
off tae /brit/
>>221476905perfect physiognomy for deepthroat
>>221476877>lebum
I’m gonna have to drop off for a min lads, I have a call coming through on Microsoft Teams
>>221476875i've had this sauce before with the noodles. too hot.
mum put cinnamon oil in dad's bathwater heheheheheh
>>221476877Hi LeBron, why are you pro-CCP?
>>221476925why? what does it do?
>>221476804who says you're not allowed? I do it all the time
Angela Rayner is a bit of a saucy tart if you ask me
… testing the new buds wearing my excellent glasses watching bad guys II on sky cinema on my MacBook and golf highlights on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221476922Lucky guy. One day I hope to have a Microsoft teams of my own
Doin range of movement work, rate
and what exactly will raynor or streeting be able to achieve that starmer hasn't? they both seem like complete gimps fully up their own arses
>>221476150Test
>>221476955Is this AI?
>>221476877beat it lelbron
I'm an unc now but i was also an unc at 12 years old listening to music none of my peers did and being weirdly sentimental about things from generations i wasn't a part of. Unc life
>>221476877Hello Lebdron james do you need my account numbers and gift cards?
>>221476935he deserved it
>>221476964No, it's me working out?
>>221476964no it's just looped so you don't see him breaking his armlook at the people in the background
>>221476962Isn't streeting supposed to be PM not Angela Rayner of all people
>>221476935seasons your bussy to taste like autumn rawr
>>221476929They have a different kind of swag that i appreciate
>>221476981Why aren’t you a cute twink?Fuck you die
reckon 4 eggs for 'kfast today
>>221476996sc
Right well that's a naked unc then isn't it
cockmogs me!
Imagine being unironically circumcised.
hmmdon't like circumcized penis
Right that's a hairy fella with his willy hard
rightwell
>>221477004gay homosexuals be like mmm yum my favourite
getting circumcised ironicaly
janny needed on aisle /brit/!
put some steel cut oats in my beef stew to make it more filling
>>221477021most australian men are
>>221476942she's also thick as fucking pigshit. she'll win because she's >le council estate mum at age 14
bump
Foreskin cultists are so bizarre. >I like penis >EW what are you showing me a penis for?! I need it wrapped in a skin burqa or no dice!
the first council estate PM
>>221477056This isn't a fight you're going to win, bro
>>221477062the first official slag PM
i'm ironically circumcised
>>221477056sour grapes
Never looked at a baby and felt the urge to cut a part of them off. But that might just be me
>>221477062corr get get shagged up the arse then
>>221477068You're forgetting that one who got outlasted by lettuce
>>221477062god i love English women
>>221477062
>>221476877Hi Lebron!
might move to germany
>>221477066It's a fight i win every day by not smelling like cheez its and asiago in my dick>>221477074For you.
daddy's foreskin is immensely beautiful
the first sensation yanks experience upon being born is a doctor slicing half their willy off with a katana
>>221477089Just so we're all on the same page, you know she's wearing baggy trousers because she has a penis, right?
>>221477089Get a fat lady to sit on her with her fanny
>>221477089max ermsexxen
>>221477102not these ones, they want to suck smegoo out of the straw yuck
>>221477090no instead you smell like moldering feces because you're unable to wash yourself properly
>>221477087Does it get braver? Also looking back on it isn't it weird they took a knee for George Floyd when that's how they say he was killed? It's a bit odd to impersonate the method of his murder
>>221477089Lived in Germany for a bit, it's like the UK but just a bit more functionalGreat if you're autistic too with all the rules and that
just burped 3 times
remember that egyptian terrorist starmer personally welcomed to the country with open arms lolan entire lifetime of benefits for him
>>221477089would love to cave its head in with a rock
>>221477129>It's a bit odd to impersonate the method of his murderNot really, Christians make the sign of the cross for the same reason
>>221477123You've lost if you're going to move the goalposts captain smeggy
>>221477105don't think she does actually x
>>221477102i genuinely think it mindrapes them which is why they're so mentally ill and the other big circumcisers - muslims and jews? they're mindraped schizos too.
>>221477153Your thoughts < my facts
>>221477151no but the way my jaw literally dropped
her willy
almost time to have mi biweekly incredibly autistic interaction with the asda delivery man
>>221477135Yet this is a threat to national security and is not conducive to the public good.
>>221477142Yeah but Christ did that on purpose for others and in a humble way, George Floyd just had that happen to him and he didn't want it
>>221477166They were right about the slippery slope
dreamt that i tamed 2 javelinas and a cat and them all on red leashes then i went to this oblivion style world and used them to defeat a boss but they all died was very upsetting
Only my bum smells of feces your entire nether regions reek to high heavens of shit and dick turds
>>221477182>George Floyd just had that happen to him and he didn't want itOnly racists still reject the second coming's divinity
>>221477079she wasn't a slag she was pure and wholesome
>>221477194Truss got dicked down by half the Conservative party and then sexually molested her staffers while on coke
>>221477206god she is so fucking sex
rapeattackingwomen
Lord Sir George Floyd CBE
bird outside going oooh oooh oooh
I'm sure everyone here will be subscribing then?
german tranny Herr Willy
>>221477249they do that
Jo Swinson
>>221477249its katy
>>221477260i get more views than that and i have like 76 subscribers
>>221477261should have said german chancellor so it would work as a willy brandt joke x
>>221477273
>>221477292Fucking HELL
mousey is marked as an essential NPC and cannot be killed
shoot you really are a hoot but I gotta scoot
>>221477304Lib Dems are so shit even massive mammaries couldn't make people vote for them
>>221477315
drank two and a half bottles of pinot grig yesterday and didn't even feel tipsy
hm
>Minister for Making Unpaid Staffer Interns Stay Behind After Hours And Making Them Shoot Their Muck All Over Her Soft Black Tights Then Pulling Her Bodycon Dress Down Over The Warm Stains And Going Home To Her FamilyI mean why is this position even a thing
>>221477370don't you wish your school girls had to wear uniform?
>>221477370mad how
>>221477370left is fit as but the other two can fuck off
>>221477381Not really. They're all black and brown where i live and don't see the point of them even going to school
>>221477372>Minister forFake. All UK Government Ministers are either "Secretary of State for", "Minister of State for" or "Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for"
>>221477372sounds like a JAV title
>>221477387
>>221477405Nothing gets past you
>>221477370coworker walked into my office while i was looking at this
>>221477405Secretary of State for Fact-Checking /brit/ Posts
any oafish dullards in this morning?
>>221477427Your mum walked into your stinky bedroom you mean
my looksmaxxing journey starts today
>>221477427LOL awkward. You have to tell them you're gay now and just admiring their skirts
>>221477402ROARINGwhere is this? which state?
>>221477434im more a bombastic braggard
no mandy roll for me today after careful consideration i’ve concluded the aftermath is such a bloody hassle and i really cba dealing with it
IMPOSSIBLE
>>221477456mate enough of that chat just get that eccie down you and get the pornography loaded up
>>221477370accidentally screen shared this on my teams meeting ffs
>>221477456get a bacon roll down ya instead
>>221477484never wanked during eccies, mandy, or speed personallywilly gets all shrivelled up and useless
>>221476232Do I open this?
wish i lived in Coffs Harbour, NSW
BUMP!
>>221477529yeah you have to take viagra and or cialis (I personally would take both together) and even then you basically only experience periods of something resembling a hard willy then it fluctuates between that and a flaccid nub againmeant to be bad for your heart or whatever but who cares not doing it for the health benefits yknow
really not feeling too good right now lads
crisp and tuna sandwich. what we thinking lads? could be a banger
if you cant wank on drugs you are low test
>>221477590ah right. and what do you want us to do about it?
Drug mongs have to risk their health to experience a fragment of what it's like to exist as a person attuned from birth to the poetic depth of reality.
>>221477592bit dry
thread's overgo home
>>221477570yeah would never mix the two, just don’t see the point of speed-wanking shall, however, takes these two mystery pills today
>>221477452The West one that everyone laughs at
>>221471568>>221471568
>>221477610two? two pills, sven? that's insane
>>221477615Need you arrested
>>221477603mayo will be included
>>221477617aye, two
>>221477645>>221477645>>221477645
>>221476480Yeah he's living his life, working. Why do you think he should have a family, that is a very linear viewing on "stages" of life that is charavteristic of a conservative geriatric or a very young person.
