The British edition
why are british chuds celebrating winning great yarmouth? that place has like 5,000 people living there
>>221480050the illuminati headquarters is there
>>221480074does everyone do that little hand over eye thing?
Neoliberal lass logging on
good edition
have sex with women
>Streeting got so aggressively dominated by starmer he quit in a tizzOh my days.
>>221480094you're mistaken lad. that's a very ugly man
firing off a pooBC
A lot of online “patriots” seem to hate:* London* young people* universities* artists* immigrants* journalists* modern cultureAt some point you have to ask what part of Britain they actually like.
>>221480026Rorke absolutely seething about black Brits, but nonetheless, they have existed for a long time
>>221480121none of your fucking business
yo cody toss me a bud light
>>221480129dead now of course
>>221480156Yeah the years in the image were a bit of a clue
>>221480129Benjamin Obadiah Iqbal Zephaniah, as British as you and I
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Are Starmer demonstrating how to wank off two blokes at knce
>>221480277
>>221480256dead now of course
>>221480147that's not even his account
Keir Starmer has died. He shat himself to death on the toilet
>>221480277its usually 'mass who cant swim.
>at knce
>>221480326
>>221480283>>221480313Its sir to you
Preparing to eat a packet of mini cheddars
Was at the cafe earlier and there was a table with two white women and their three muttoids, ziedy would approve
>>221480337and the fathers, you ask? long since fled
>>221480326Typo lol
>>221480094reckon she produces milk?
two white women mashing their fannies together in an attempt to conceive a child
I am ready for The thousand year Starmer Reich. Are you?
>>221480366yh boimilk
Got nothing to post
ziedy rounding his mcdonalds order up to the nearest £ as a donation to charity
Packet of mini cheddars completed
For five quid you can open up her arsecheeks and stir last night's rustlers
wish i knew french
>>221480272Anybody who has British citizenship is British, so if he had that, then yes he was as British as me. He presumably did have British citizenship since he was born in the UK.
having a cup of tea
Bonnie Blue for Restore Britain
>>221480026It gives you a perspective on time when you think that the romans were longer on what is today "engl*nd" than the time intervened between the american revolution and today.
for me, it's civic nationalism
>>221480403you just know
>>221480404learn it>>221480409drink it
get the biomass battery farmed
/brit/ is a Wes Streeting general
for me, it's ethno nationalism
doesn't need posting does it
erm
for me, it's bbc nationalism
>>221480485Good post. Call your mum and show it to her.
nasty freak is back
Let the bodies hit the...SHORE!
my new life awaits me in Coffs Harbour
is there anything stranger than having english people condescendingly explain scotland's politics to you
>>221480026>SomaliansAbsolute MONG, couldn't one of the leftypol operatives explained to him that the term is Somali?I only know this because I worked with a Somali bloke who would get annoyed whenever someone said "Somalian"
yes. yanks hanging around a thread about british culture and sticking the big fucking fat oar in
>>221480557Like bananas do you
Streeting is the kind of gay guy who is lowkey kind of embarrassed about it and tries his best not to act zesty in public but you can see he’s working hard to keep it bottled up. As soon as he gets home and shuts his front door he goes full fruity limp wrist mincing around everywhere sticking random stuff up his arse
and emily i saw you last night by the river
Going Ardognue anyone want owt
The Dominator™
anyone who recognises this gets a wank from mehttps://voca.ro/1ejZv6D17azc
>>221480485DEAD TING
Forget about my dick pictures and see my talk.
mad how the arsonist rent boys thing got memoryholed
have you wondered, ever, if you're a bad man?
>>221480568to be fair Somalian sounds like a type of plant. Somali sounds much better, or Somalese
>>221480593Omdz
>>221480635there was an injunction put on the entire thing which is very strange
*waits for rorke to stop talking**turns to the rest of the group, smirking*Anyway...*raucous laughter*
is there anything stranger than having english people condescendingly explain american politics to you
>>221480669hit too close to home this one
>>221480621https://voca.ro/1gqzaQ29Ru3j
>>221480674wales
yeah Wes Streeting is an idiot
>>221480614Loved it when they were just cramming as much cheese as possible into pizzas. >We've stuffed the crust with cheese>We've stuffed the crust with cheese and garlic herb stuff >We've stuffed the crust with cheese AND pepperoni >We've made little balls of cheese stuffed lumps instead of crust>We've just put a layer of cheese between two thin slices of dough you can't fucking do better than that you cunt What a time to be alive and young enough to not have to worry about feeling sick for three days or getting fat and greasy
is there anything stranger than having english people condescendingly explain welsh politics to you
>As soon as he gets home and shuts his front door he goes full fruity limp wrist mincing around everywhere sticking random stuff up his arseme after toil every friday
if i am making a stereotypical (white) english character what combination of hair and eye colour should they have?
>>221480668No there isn’t it was literally on sky news the other day lmao. It’s just nobody really cares outside the Rorkosphere
Churches
>>221480707>the cheeselmao era of youtube cooking>the baconlmao era of youtube cookingAre we in the sweets era now? Not sure what ingredient they go nuts with these days
just saw a picture of Katie Price aka Jordan laid on her back naked with three poos on her chest
it's just boring isn't itwhy don't they just do their jobs instead of having all this weird drama
>>221480727not your personal army
>>221480732I do believe it's yams
drake is about to feed the streets with ICEMAN
I built that one in the picture.
>>221480674Hey random euros do it tooStranger is having to listen to midwits like my younger brother parrot whatever nonsense they heard about America from a youtuber
Church looking building.
>>221480745just asking a questioni am thinking dark brown hair and bluey grey eyes for my english male protagonist
>>221480762I'm full English R1b
>>221480765i will be honest idc when britfags talk about american politics since many brits are americanized themselves wether they like it or not. However can't stand when uppity euros do it, they act like they matter when they don't
>>221480747Yamum
Find it.
do you guys think hullo was innocent?
>>221480781I'm full Irish R1b.
mad how gay Wes Streeting is
>>221480322'mass don't go swimming after a drunken night out that's for stupid white women to do
>>221480740They're egotistical twats desperate to be leader
>>221480807My dick looks like injured dick.
heftypol eating second lunch
>>221480730injunctions dont mean 100% prohibition you imbecile
Wes and Keith are basically the same person, except Wes somehow has even less charisma
>>221480606He's the Kemi Badenoch of the chichimans
>>221480807Does look very zesty desu
are you the group leader?
I still got the blond hair, senpai.
>>221480807what can you say. he absolutely LOVES taking cock up the shitpipe. madness!
UK politics are hilarious, just a never ending string of freaks showing up to be Top Boy and then losing the popularity contest immediately
miss when rorke thought the new world order and illuminati were behind everything
keir starmer was able to weed out all the rats thanks to what happened. No more road blocks
>>221480831Cope on, you’ve been done you mong. It’s an open court case. Do you think if they were in there talking about Barmer shagging them up the arse it wouldn’t be on the front page of every paper?
Wasted Euro blood.
>>221480879>It’s an open court caseno it isnt
>>221480026Jews named literally Benjamin Zephaniah will write shit like this, be overpaid for it, and go like "yeah, I did a good job, this is inspiring and witty and will really bring people together"
>>221480807An open bender will never be pm, people don't like them even if they pretend they do.
starting to think there's nothing truly Great about Britain
I have a confession: I am not actually american
Bye.
starting to think there's nothing truly United about America
>>221480892he was black
>>221480889Literally is, there are randomers on TikTok who have been and sat in the public gallery during it. You can go yourself and find out if you want (you won’t)
streeting doesn't seem to be that gay think the people calling him gay are projecting tbqh
group chat is discussing the same shit that happened back in high school for hte thousandth time move on lads..
>>221480929and there are restrictions on what they're allowed to report
starting to think there's nothing truly Common about Wealth Pennsylvania
if you deported every south asian in the UK. The country would be 95%+ white british overnight
>>221480934
starting to think there's nothing truly Revolutionary about the Irish Republic
starting to think there's nothing truly New about England
Wes Streeting is a Christian? LOL what the fuck
>>221480927Ethiopia exists you CHUD
can't stop dancing
starting to think there's nothing truly South about Dakota
have any of you been inside a house on Downing Street?
>>221480938You’re incredibly thick if you believe this
>>221480997i accept your concession
LINK ME MUSIC IM HIGH AS FUCK
it’s over
Right then lads, time to settle it for actual this time.https://strawpoll.com/xVg71LYxzyr
gay wank complete
lads if you took all the poo you've ever shat out in your life how much do you think there would be? i reckon i'd produce a mound at least as big as an adult elephant
took two more mystery pills and might have a wank
>>221481040there would be a lot
two more weeks and rupert lowe will win
>>221481005https://vocaroo.com/1e3as37mLzRVi made this, what does your high mind think?
this picture must have been made by an americanthey made themselves tall and blonde and made us small fat and bald
>>221480403AHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED SEX
>>221481068john bull would batter that lanky gimp
henry: portrait of a serial killer (1986) is a very grim kino but i don't know what i expected tbf
>>221481068Those are the national mascots thoughUncle Sam and John Bulldog or whatever
rewatching the dark knight for the millionth time
>>221481068it’s too late, I’ve already portrayed myself as the tall slender Aryan and you as the overweight balding chud.
>>221481068this image was made when the country was 80% ethnically WASP or Scottish
farting on my nans head
>>221481113watched that the other daythought it was weird how they sort of glossed over Scarecrow being caught despite him previously having escaped in batman begins
theres going to be over a million of us in london today - we're finally taking the nation back
don't like indians
>>221481154yeah there are some oddities with it, yet it still is incredibly rewatch-able good film
kids are getting nostalgic over phonk music now ffs
>>221481136evil horrid little incel
JUST SEEN A NIGGER. I REPEAT, I JUST SAW A NIGGER WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. THIS JUST HAPPENED I’M TYPING THIS OUTSIDE ON MY IPHONE
Dark Starmer will weather the storm
>>221481206totally normal reaction, calling every black person you see the n word
>>221481206>see a lunchtime rowdy jogging by>whip out iphone to signal its availability for snatchingtrue progressive instincts
wahey lads
don’t what i’d rather have as a minority population>african americans/mexicansor>somalis/various arab muslims preferably neither cus they’re all animals
Getting a parcel delivered todayThe courier is Evri which means it'll be some incompetent paki who will just drive past my house and claim I wasn't in
>>221481309aren't there are way more eritrean than somalians in sweden? also who is the single largest migrant group in sweden, arabs? or is it afghans?
what caused beards to go from being associated with masculinity to the most soylord thing ever?
>>221481214Mental how well he's dealing with thisPeople are reporting he's different, like he has a renewed sense of purposeHe sent that vile little sodomite packing That literally who woman from over the weekend has given upJust insanely based
>>221481343don’t know they’re all awful also don’t know, but if i were to guess it’s from the middle east
>>221481358>his studywhat's that?
>>221481361have you ever interacted with a person of migrant descent who is around your age?
Do you mongs realise that under Wes Streeting, i.e. the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, we had the worst fucking state of the NHS in history? He's a totally incompetent fool.
>>221481373home office
>>221481382yes, my friend group during my early 20’s were immigrants: syrian, turkish, somali, afghan and palestiniani was the only white bloke in that friend group
>>221477004Janny letting this one slide
>>221481407angelor raynor was housing minister too lmao very unserious people
>>221481419were they "integrated"?
>>221481419Grim why didnt your peers accept you?
>In the months leading up to the 2024 general election, Streeting faced criticism from the LGBT community for saying that he regrets once saying that "trans women are women, trans men are men".sorry who did he apologise to? the lgbt community is against that? i'm so out of touch with the woke crowd.
mad that some bucket-fannied scrubber from a northern council estate could be our next prime minister
>>221481455He regrets saying that blokes in dresses are women
>we will win the world cup cuz we won the club world cup aka mickey mouse cup or something
>>221481444not culturally, economically sort of, brainwashed into believing in our leading left wing party >>221481447never had many friends cus i’m autistic. and these ‘grants friends were introduced through the russian gf i had at the time
bradley walsh prime minister
>>221481425The one that said beauty and design shouldnt be a factor in houses or the new towns because its too subjective
>>221481479do you think some of them eventually became more culturally integrated over time by leaving pisslam and becoming normal?
>>221481523They'll always be JFs
>>221481523don’t know, don’t care want the all out
if sir keir were to drop the OSA (a tory policy) nobody else would stand a chance
why do we pretend that elections are about voting for MPs and councillors instead of Kier Starmer or whoever is running?>noooo we're not america we don't vote for party leaders!!!>we vote for local MPs you should vote based on that!!!!how the fuck can you say that when you have POLITICIANS resigning over their leadership even those elections are about local MPs???
>>221481455most literate transphobe
I don't get it?
>>221481547Can you please tell me where I can get my Swedish passport issued along with my free healthcare, gibs, and state-issued blonde gf?
>>221481565government =/= legislaturethe highest level of government (the cabinet) is typically drawn from the legislature though
>>221481565It's one of those things middle class faux patriotic Brits say to make themselves feel more intelligent than Americans even though it's obviously untrue
>>221481565Because they lead the party? You buy cars from a salesman not the CEO of (name a car company) but if the brand does badly that's on him.
>>221481575i'm neither pro or anti trans, i literally don't care, but i'm wondering what he said that was offensivealso, the reason there is so much hate against trannies is because of people like you, who instead of educating people just deride themso on second thought, i think i will become a transphobe.
catberg having a sleep
>>221481565there should just be a popular vote for PMdon't do it like we do with the electoral college just make it a straight up or down vote
The dark Starmer era is upon us. They're saying he's a new man with a renewed sense of purpose. He's already swatted away numerous leadership challenges with ease and utterly humiliated that rat Streeting in the process.Now he's going to rise from the ashes like the glorious phoenix to usher in a new golden era for Britain.
Erm
>>221481621the whole point is that even if kier is leading you can vote for a local mp for another party who will deal with local issues how he sees fit, within the broader economic policies
>>221481618More like its the gradual americanisation of the country. Having the leader as the most important president lite makes it easier for news and media as well as the ego of the politicians
>>221481651Starmerreich awaits.
>>221481635are you genuinely thickread your greentext again
>>221481664>More like its the gradual americanisation of the country.People have always voted for either the leader or just the party they've always supported It's got nothing to do with Americanisation that's just how it is and always has been
>>221481702Simply not true
>>221481692you will never be a woman
i feel the same way about suicide bombers as i do about accordion players. i dont care if you do it, just dont do it around me
>>221481642it effectively is these daysnobody knows who their local MPs are unless it's a big name
>>221481717Blud thinks miners in Yorkshire or the aristocracy in Somerset were voting Labour and Tory because their particular MP represented them better
>>221481730>accordion playersit's always a fat gypsy
Le world's richest man
>>221481756pscr
>>221481743I know mine but hes been MP for like 20years
>>221481782he's always on ketamine
i guess while it is technically true that you vote for your MP, who has supposed to put local representation over party loyalty, the whip kind of spoils thaton the other hand the whip is a necessary evil to prevent the government from shooting itself in the head by trying to force an unpopular or mistimed bill
>>221481823He must have super high tolerance. I only took it twice but both times I felt like a Russian doll living in a void inside myself
>>221481641looks like mine
>>221481782you just know he's thinking of an epic bacon narwhal nyan cat oreo rick and morty quip to delight his fellow members for le epic keks for teh winrars
>>221481588sent those troons flying
>>221481845yea he prob gets a very pure as well. What an absolute freak he is
so they actually use nigerians to fill up pot holes? i was always curious what that black material was
HOW
>>221481641>>221481852which one would win in a fight?
... scored an early contact with the great ones wearing my excellent eyes on the inside watching the spider hide all manner of rituals via insight in byrgenwerth…
>>221481908he genuinely looks like he has downs syndrome now poor fella
why doesn't Connor Tomlinson just get his ears pinned back / fixed? it literally costs like $200. He is so hard to take so seriously with his elephant ears
>>221481932with his fantastic free glasses
wish me luck lads
>>221481915his probably, mine’s a suspected inbred little goblin of a cat
You lot should have seen the poo I did earlier
>>221481973can you beat me >>221474957
Lost £30 on slots over my lunch break
>>221481997faustian
>>221481966I imagine it takes a fantastic lack of self awareness to think you have anything of interest to say, so he is likely completely ignorant of how much of a spastic he comes across as before he even opens his mouth.
>>221481969good luck
>>221481987Honestly probably not
about that time where i put chicken breast on a hot pan and cook it
>>221482013he referes to himself as a zoomer, i don't think he realizes how cringe he is. I can't believe he is one of the main guys behind restore lmao
4 tramadol in and i’m feeling good tbqh, might supplement it with a little whiskey
>>221482041did this a few times as a teen and would basically just black out. never got anything good from it
deform shittain
shut da fuck up rorke youre getting raped son
>>221482061might refrain from doing it then
>>221482019stay in your lane then poolet
>>221481969What's the payout if you win the each way?
>>221482041don't do it lad that's how lil peep went RIP
>>221481987Need visual proof of this 2kg poo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luU57hMhkak
>>221482095A wonderful depiction of the self-centred and melodramatic nature of 25-year olds today.
>>221481852Lovely berg that
*sucks teeth*
>>221482124Why would thr most efficient design for that be humanoid
>>221482111couple hundobut I lostgambling is for mugsonto the next
>>221482109Would poomog you every day of the week and twice on Sunday
I am lowkey the ruler of /brit/.New Jersey Devila
my 16 year old brother made $300k in a year trading memecoins and my parents are praising him but a decade ago when i was his age I was a pro-gamer, signed to a professional team, making around 5k a month yet they didn't support and threatened to kick me out. They constantly told me I was a failure and belittled my achievements. Hilarious how retarded and spiteful wasp parents are. They don't even hide the fact that they have favorites. They also treated my older sister well and paid for her uni even though she's a retarded whore who brought black guys home.
>>221482158Why is it worse quality than the version filmed across the room
>>221482189ok
>>221482095Capitalist reality clashes with the expectations you had (which were also cultivates by capitalism)
>>221482189what game
>>221482158Just watching this and SO glad we realised segregation was a bad idea. Imagine never getting to experience this when eating out.
>>221482123I didn't photograph the actual poo it didn't look too impressive really but that thing must have been dense
>>221482199Sorry man, I needed a rant. I can't talk about this stuff in real life or people will think I'm weird. >>221482208overwatch
>>221482116yeah but he was a proper mong, also didn’t he die of xanax that was laced with fentanyl
>>221482189>brought black guys homeThe only reason you hate the idea of your sister dating black guys is because you're an incel
>>221482198Minstrel show shit
>>221482216fr what team?
>pro overwatchlol
got zero mates
>I was a pro-gamer>Hilarious how retarded and spiteful wasp parents are.
>>221482220I'm not an incel, I've had a couple long term gfs. I just hated how I was treated terribly by my parents despite doing the best I can. My father especially hated me for no reason, maybe because I was doing better than he was at his age without having to leave my room.>>221482232I would be doxxing myself If I told you. Sorry
hits rorke with a black penis blast
really disheartening to see so many women fall for the same old bullshithe treated all of his ex gfs like shit but i’m differenthe had all these red flag behaviours before me but i fixed himhe said he’s too hurt to be in a relationship now but if we keep hanging out he might change his mindhis exes were abusive or too demanding or not understanding enough. unlike mehe left his wife for me (i’m special and he won’t do the same to me)he would never do [insert]! this man is obsessed with me
>>221482158>>221482198
>>221482264fair enough im guessing it was collegiate team or something when there was heaps of money in ow comp
>>221482277Pretty sure men do similar
>>221481068Kek, the creator of John Bull was Scottish (John Arbuthnot).Btw, I prefer Britannia
mm yummy borgar
>>221482217think he took a bit of everything that day>tramadol>psilocybin mushrooms>weed>cocaine>alprazolam >fentanyl>hydrocodone>hydromorphone >oxycodone>oxymorphone
the voice actor for sephiroth in the remakes is really good
>>221482315Mental that people do this. I got nervous when I accidentally had 3 rennies once lol
>>221480929Thanks for the (you
>>221482315yeah he was a mongtook 2 tramadol at around lunch, then another two about 2 hours ago and now i’m sipping a little whiskey it’ll be alri
leftypol getting the strawberry daquiris in at the union meeting
>subnautica with co-opit's not right
>>221482347what whiskey lad
>>221482356Frozen strawberry daqiris are peng on a hot day and easy to make
black women mmmmmm
Had to ride my bicycle to toil today since car is in garage for MOT and service. Am now in a thunderstorm, would be nice if it ended so I could cycle to the garage and collect my car. That would be really nice.
>>221482370>whiskeyGet tae fuck
>>22148237012 year old maccallan, very smooth prefer smokey whiskies though
>>221482382alri rorke
New>>221482416>>221482416>>221482416
>>221482367Well I get spooked by myself
