"This kills the crab" edish
>>221482439
>>221482289It was an actual an professional team, I was scouted thanks to a friend. I had to drag my feet and beg my parents to sign the contract so I could paid. I was 16 at the time and played for 3 years. I made enough money to put a huge down payment on a house and invest in stocks at 18. I also did a bit of csgo skins trading on the side. I'm 26 NEET and make passive income, I am doing very well for my age yet my parents still refuse to acknowledge me.
>>221482416allergic to these me
I fought mud crabs more fearsome than you
>>221482382gp
think i might have threadwormsarsehole is always itchy
>>221482448I acknowledge you baby. Lend us a tenner?
just got the willard relieved of tension and now i want to do it again because i got fuck all to do with my day
>>221482473thought my itchy arse was worms but turns out not, it’s still a mystery
>>221482470get beef mince you rancid twat
would have thought that terrorism state would have done some terrorisms by now
>>221482399never actually tried that but I like a smokey whisky too, got a talisker 10 on the go for sipping at the moment
>>221482503do you get itches?
yeah mate sipping on an 18 year old macallan
>>221482503just wash it properlylike with soap and stuff
>>221482416thats gore of my comfort character
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Mong_Kok
>>221482539based wikiwand user
>>221482508would prefer sippin a laphroaig >>221482518periodically, might be haemorrhoids or some such
>>221482483void from thunderbolts
radiator knob fell off and it's on max and i can't change it burning up
>>221482534wow im fucking furious at this
>>221482534surely even the wokest of Californian writers can see how cringe this is
>>221482532spray water up me arse after each poo, got special cream/oil for the shower to clean it and i never sleep with underwear and it doesn’t matter it seems
just fucked up like a huge idiot!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>221482416killing animals should be illegal, this crab didnt do anything wrong to deserve getting brutally murdered like this
>>221482599did you get treatment for threadwormshow did you rule worms out
>>221482602how do you know
>>221482593sloppy joe grilled cheese?
>>221482602>killing animals should be illegalAlri adolf hitler
>>221482624yeah, we got easy treatments you can buy directly the pharmacy did this last year and nothing changed
>>221482638Ive made this before (but nicer)
>>221482475do you have venmo in the uk
yall got any latino oil
>>221482602the crab ate and so is subject to be eatensome crabs even eat other crabsyou can't be a crab that eats crabs and then complain about getting eaten, that's crab-whack
>>221482638girl, i would eat that
>>221482653i've been tickling your bum when you're not looking
>>221482653interestingmine has been itchy for a while but have never seen any evidence of worms, have been studying my shites for ages and never seen one
>>221482685next time shove a finger up the hole would you x
>>221482567i was sipping on some longrow last night
mad that I stopped boozing and caffeine and my anxiety went away
>>221482638Americans actually believe this is food
>>221482686it’s almost never worms, there are not a lot of sources to get them from nowadays it’s probably haemorrhoids for me and you, turns out it’s not just the bulbous protrusion
>>221482729these and also the wanking
>>221482735Its just a hamburger with less steps
>>221482729tried quitting coffee and got a non stop headache not doing that again
friend and me both had mums who were health nuts so we always got miserable packed lunches while the other kids got hotdogs and shit from the canteenone day we came up with what we thought was an amazing life hack where we'd eath discarded food out of the binsanyway I used to lay awake at night crying in agony as worms ate my anus from the inside out
>client wants an internal pentest >refuses to whitelist us on any of their monitoring servicesRight well enjoy spending 10 grand for us to test your anti virus, dickhead
>>221482743need to look into haemorrhoids thenarseberg looks fine but maybe its something deep in my evil hole that is causing it
shit scrimpling
>>221482773i did a pentest oncehad a lot of fun clicking the pen tops, i like the sound their biros didn't work so i had to fail them for that
>>221482768that is grim
>>221482773blackbox pen tests in the big 2026 is insane
>>221482768used to run around the shops barefoot and slide under the aisles to find coins and discarded lollies
>>221482799need to book a doctor to take a looklast time i had it checked it was some middle aged paki doctor who prescribed some mystery cream (that didn’t work)
client wants a penistest
>>221482804For the first couple of years of my job one of my mates actually thought this is what I do>>221482822>*in a wigger zoomer voice*Shits craaaaaazy
black cocks penis test
>>221482747not me one side effect is I'm horny all the time and wake up with morning wood every day which never used to happen so I'm wanking far more than normal
>>221482773Didn't ever really see the point of allowing all traffic for a pentest. Doesn't really show real life scenarios. They just dump a shit ton of vulnerabilities that aren't actually relevant and then I have to go through and tell the customer why a wlc vulnerability isn't relevant on a switch. Anyway, got really dry hands today for some reason
you guys ever been outside?
why do finnoswedes look so much different than finnish pipo?
>>221482864i did a penistest oncefailed it because i have an innie penis
what do you do in a blackbox pen test then
>>221482881dark blond
>>221482881i look like this
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/jeremiah-robinson-earl/id6474381544
>>221482892you take your penis (outies only) and put it into a blackboxif the box beeps, you have a small penis
nothin he could do
>>221482941look at them go
had my DWP work capability assessment, piece of piss tbqh. Might buy some weed
>>221482977You've earned it la
watching some dota, dream league season 29 has started
>>221482416They’re doing this to me tomorrow
I blame Irish, Scotts and Northern English inbred fuckers for all the problems in America.And now your fellow kin are marrying Mexicans in Texas and creating some of the most ignorant, violent and genetically confused spawn I've ever seen. They're going to turn America into a favela shit hole.I hate you all.
>>221482967that's actually mental
>>221482876>our time is limited by clients budget>client has massive ADCS misconfiguration >it's not found because sophos keeps killing our tools >hacker with unlimited time develops a version that slips by>now they've got domain admin and do a poo in your active directory>could have been avoided if they'd not hampered our minimal testing time
>>221482534
doing a gay porn pooBRUH
oh no, willy didn't make it - and he crushed our boy!
why does everyone on /brit/ have piles/hemroids/diarhea or all of the above wtf is going on with your bowles
>>221483028Hackers need to eat too, stop taking food out of their mouths you shit
>Finland-Swedes do relatively well, on average, on socioeconomic measures. In 2009, 10.3% of Finland-Swedes over the age of 15 had a Master's degree compared to 8.1% of Finns (Statistics Finland, 2010). Finland-Swedes have a higher life expectancy: 77.9 for males in 1996 compared to 73 for Finnish males (Hyyppä & Mäki, 2001) and are higher on measures of social capital. This term is generally used to mean having an active social life and specifically one which involves participating in organized social groups or civic activity. Social capital has been found to have a positive effect on health and has been argued to partly explain superior health among Finland-Swedes (Nyqvist, Finnäs, Jakobsson, & Koskinen, 2008). Also, the Finland-Swede crime rate, age-controlled, is half that of the Finnish one (Oikeuspolittisen Tutkimuslaitoksen Tutkimuksia, 2014).despite finns getting access to education and having gov programs to help them, the average finnoswedes still beats them. Brutal
>>221483083not me
>>221483083my arsehole is just so itchy
>>221482967orcachad wavemogs sealicular causing a cortisol SPIKE
I'm uhhhhhhhh doing a poo
sometimes i go on incelwalks and pretend im one of those IRL livestreamer people and there's an audience that can hear my thoughts
>>221483083my bumhole is clean, not itchy, drops solid easily passed shits, and can take a vibrator with minimal prep
>>221483128good post
Anyone else notice how virgins are all on autismogizmos like google pixel with grapheneos etc?
>>221483083I think being an alcoholic for years did it for me
>>221483129um why are you putting things up your hole
sometimes I watch a blank switched off computer monitor and pretend I'm watching a live stream of a British incel going for a walk and listening to his thoughts
>>221483128when I'm playing video games I will sometimes run commentary in my head like I am a lets player
>>221483169good post
>>221483162why do you make posts like this
tell me one thing
rorke shaking my booty
rorke twerking his fatty
having my first smoke in like a year
rorke wining his waist up to da carribean riddims
Two months ago I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus.
GOT the doritos and tex mex out
>>221483250ok
>>221483238how u getting on
>>221483238good post
Mouseys crash out in pub last night over the Celtic penalty was comedy gold
>>221483238why
>>221483273it’s alri, reckon the tramadol softens the smoke >>221483278thanks
Summer is almost HERE. You know what that means. Time to dress a little lighter. Time to dress a little smarter. Loafers. Boat shoes. Chinos. Linen shirts. Light jackets. A zesty fragrance. A cool breeze. Time to get a move on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foE1mO2yM04
so which godfather is better then
>>221483302drugs
>>2214833323
any fillums?
Wallahi rorke was moving like a bhenchod
>>22148333215
>>221483341predicted somebody would say that
HALF TIMEIt is officially half time in the thread.Please, get some rest, and prepare for the next half.
orange segments all round
>>221483378Its not though is it Half time should be like 150-160
>>221483349godfather 3
rorke slammed
>>221483378*pushes the VAR monitor over on my way to the tunnel*
world cup this time next month
6 7!!
>>221483390you need to factor in stoppage time
>>221483412don't carex
cared enough to reply
>>221483409this isn't me
execute order 67 *rorke starts killing every woman in his path*
*swaps shirts with janman*
Sir Wes Streeting
>>221483423guess we know who isn't invited to the beer garden
>>221483412zero hype for it, pretty sad really
>tfw no latex gf
>>221483412can't wait
What's the deal with padel then and why is it starting to appear everywhere?
>>221482593>boiling the minceNgmi
i unironically do care a lot about the world cupsorry that i cared about something for once
LET ME TAKE YOU TO A PLACE YOU KNOW YOU WANNA GO ITS A GOOD LIFE
this really boils my mince
>>221483476good for you lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtgactiveee
>>221482602humanity will pay for it's trangressions against other animals, the things we do on a daily basis to completely innocent creatures is the holocaust times x1000000
ranking the tex mex dips from best to worstnacho chilli cheeseguacamolesour cream and chivesalsa(if the salsa is spicy then it goes to 3)
What's my x(Y) (expected (You)s) for this thread?
>>221483537too much bol on that spag
why is pepper such a ubiquitous spice? doesn’t have the most pleasant taste, doesn’t really lift any other flavours either
>>221483534about one more than usual
>>221483551it was made by someone with learning difficulties, so that's expectedalso, stop replying to hmong whos taking steve dawsons pics off his twitter
she said to me go steady on me
Certified leftypol certified paedophile
Imagine the riots if Israel wins Eurovision blimey
>>221483602
>>221483463I was on 4chan a lot around the time this happened. And I was on 4chan for the world cup that year when people posted memes about Arjen Robben. Pic related. It's genuinely mad how long I have spent on this dogshit website.
>>221483607mental illness
hairs getting too long and making it really obvious where my hair is thinning
Sir Bez Greeting
>>221482454>>221482483>>221482524would bury my face in their arses and inhale their african farts for days
a great pog day
>>221483640Haha that's gross anon x
Nearly ran someone off the road today pretending I didn't see him as he tried to speed up to get ahead of me as we were about to mergeCock got rock hard as I saw him reluctantly hit the breaks and slot in behind me. He was seething so hard he couldn't drive straight
>>221483692do you often find yourself getting hard when others slot in behind you?
finland winning eurovision then
Is everyone in fucking Manchester irish???
>>221483692>>221483710Benders
>>221483692
>>221483710I instinctively loosen my anus when I get tailgated
Do black British women fraternise with Aussie blokes in London?
This person is only pretending that she's in hospital, pretending to have a knee replacement, its all lies, she never was in hospital in the first place and there's no knee replacement, there never was,
Haven't posted here in over ten monthsAre you all still doing the gay porn poo peng Bradley Walsh routine?
still not watching eurovision because israel ruins it
>>221483741based rorke
>>221483758rorke got raped
>>221483758Spaino!!
>>221483758you are severely unwell
finland winning eurovision because of some 56 year old bimbo
sebastian fors
>>221483818what an experience
Indian guy and Chinese girl seem to be the most common interracial pairing in Sgthe times they are a changing
thinking about ramzan kadyrov
just seen a video of some times journalist bint putting a microphone to larry the cat and interviewing him like he's a fucking ministerwe're a fucking laughing stock
benedict wong is great
Is it weird or immature for a 30 year old man to wear a full trackie, baseball cap, trainers and gold chain? Not sportsy, just dressing to go to an appointment, the shop, on the train, etc. Cap is Monterrain, trainers are Air Max 95s. Chain is a curb one, not super thin, but not rapper thick either. Dressed this way since I was a teen but obviously not wearing the baggy white Lonsdales anymore, the ones I have now are Montirex, Nike and North Face and tighter fitting. Seen lots of other men on my estate with the same getup out and about, just curious though.
>>221483788>>221483799>>221483808Is that a yes?
>>221483911you are a nigger no matter what colour you are
>>221483911its cringe at any age.but you're a povvo underclass runt so i dont think anyone expects any taste, self-awareness, or sophistication from you.
it raining it comfy
Sup.
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>221483992is that elliot
Time to break up.
Las Malvinas son Argentinas.
>>221483758DTFIC is back!
It should be a minimum fine of £5000 if you don't clean up your dog shit and there should be an app where if you step in dog shit you report it on the app with the time and location and police should scan the area's CCTV to identify the criminals.
wonder what its like being ceo of something like burger king or maccies or coca cola, like what your daily routine is, what the work you get up to actually is
>>221484054eso son reebok o son nike
Bye.
>>221484068alri jess phillips
>>221484068Ayo dis nigga stepped in dog shit
>>221484068And for parking on grass verges
>>221484068dogs can't pay fines mate
>>221484072dont know
free Lucy Letby
>>221484068agree 100%
>>221484068shut up rasheed
>>221483911Based trackie aficionado>>221483958>>221483964Cringe incel freaks
>>221484072teams call twice a monthin the office once a year rest of the time doing lines on their megayachts in monaco or shagging high class escorts
Dadberg telling me I should listen to the rest is politics episode with Angela Rayner talking about gen zThen goes on to say how much respect he has for her Mental boomer politics who the hell respects Angela Rayner
:>
imagining the state of the fifteen years old charity shop brogues on those sophisticated incel fellas
>>221484142Accepting dog shit on your streets is a Rasheed behaviour because it makes Rasheed feel like he's back home surrounded by the faeces of every animal and man in the area
>>221484163no, the family who owns the company does that
>>221484201yeah great stuff rorke>you're brownyeah great stuff rorke
mad seeing professional comedians on tv who you just can tell aren’t even the funniest lad in their friend group
funny old business this ai stuff. i am toiling, but all i'm doing is telling claude to check through a database and write out its findings. it finishes, i tell it to do the next one and so on. so i'm toiling but mostly i'm just drinking cans and eating peanuts.
tu viens chérie?
>>221484220t. brown
>>221484243enjoy while it lasts ;)
>>221484240used to get belly laughs from tv comedy before woke sunk their claws in
>>2214838184k recordin4k recordin my lads
>>221484243work smart not hard
>>221484072make burgers and chips and nuggets
>>221484020Good song thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny6V-NNMMt4
>>221484220You are brown. It is the inherent desire of the brown man to dirty the world around him.
fucking sgirekinagdnfgsfdgihshoihoijg
>>221484316cringe, just like yesterday
>>221484332go to bed
whole thread full of pieheads
>>221484179Did she actually say that
>>221484336raped bame
>>221484332welsh lad getting doxxed
>>221484352yupp
>>221484385link it
Used all my hinge likes for the day How many matches do we reckon? I think a big fat zero!
the herculean struggle to find a film i’ll actually watch all the way through
i didn't come here to be insulted
>>221484399https://youtu.be/sY-Nid_kZ20?si=k5fY_XfPzKToCuiL&t=3050herei didn't actually watch the whole thing
>>221484432shut up poo head
cheadle… has risen
>>221484451she's so fitshame the mong interviewing her clearly has no idea who bladee is
>>221484432Where do you usually go?
>>221484343why
>>221484466unfortunately ive just recieved word that cheadle has fallen again
what would a rorke soft toy say if you squeezed him
>>221484466
>>221484514good while it lasted
Cheadle has just declared independence from the UK Starmer is expected to send in the military
Odious little toad I am
>>221484517>>221484255
>>221484501we need to put the dark skin queens onto thaiboy
>>221484517>>221484201
>>221484520has starmer said anything yet
*does the neoliberal steeple in front of rorke*
got this odd mix between restlessness and wanting to lay in bed doing shite
>>221484585the final boss of boring dads
>>221484554yeah trueecco wouldn't work for them
rorke
>>221484585is the neoliberal steeple the thing with his hands or the shape of his hairline?
>>221484585I don't think neoliberal means what you think it means
>>221484615better than never being a dad like rorke though
sucking neoliberal water
reckon this young bender talking about bladee and thaiboy is the same one who loves sleep token
*pulls out phone and pretends to text someone*
this young man is ruining his life
>>221484634Do you think left wing folks are having more kids than right wing folks?
>leftypolroar>rorkeSCREAMING
>>221484669nope!!
>>221484669nah never listened to sleep token
>>221484677pscianftim
>>221484705rape screaming
>>221484718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkFmI9WpGPU
leftypol weakly whispering something about us all being stardust as he drifts off into oblivion
For me it's Black Kray
>>221484520how unlucky to have the only phone camera on the planet thats shitty and blurry.
>>221484699the funny part is where rorke, a shut-in, thinks that being right-wing will get him women
>>221484762what are the chances
In Germany, they pay an extra 4% on their restaurant bills to support African migrants. I think all countries should be so considerate!
somewhat believe in aliens but i don’t believe people recounting their experiences especially when they said the ufo had blinking lights on it, why the hell would a ufo have blinking lights? a very human invention that serves no purpose in space
>>221484779the funnier part is where leftypol thinks he IS a woman
>>221484810okay you can go off and think about that topic, i'm not interested in discussing that topic because i am not an incel like you
>>221484754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP7JetdQAjU
>>221484821>im not running away you're running away
rupert lowe is a big posh sod with plums in his mouth
>>221484805Space traffic
>i'm not interested in discussing that topic because i am not an incel like you
>>221484846reckon if you’re a spacefairing civilisation you ought to have invented your way out of needing lightbulbs
get them housed
Get them battery farmed
get them ground into paste and used as rocket fuel
get my arse raped
noo>>221484928>>221484928>>221484928
Yes, biomass can be used as rocket fuel, offering a sustainable, carbon-neutral alternative to traditional propellants. Technologies include converting farm waste (such as cow dung) into liquid biomethane, creating bio-kerosene from plant matter, and utilizing solid, non-toxic bio-derived materials for hybrid rockets.
>>221484902me looking at dinosaurs
