British shorthair edisiold: >>221482416
so this is the poo i mean the new
remember back when people used to race each other to make the newnow no one can be arsed lol
Hobos huddled around a flaming barrel on a cold night in the rough part of town. Something you dont see anymore
sir gay porn
get them ground into paste and used as rorke fuel
*lurks ominously*
still sucking on my whiskey i poured an hour ago
What exactly does "och aye the noo laddie" actually mean, and is it something a scottish lassie is likely to say during sex? because I don't think I could cope with that
Stockmarket is free money rn btw
>>221484980good post
Stockport is free money rnbtw
>>221484993feel like being called “laddie” in bed would ruin the mood for me
mad how shit all pre-60s music washow did people not get bored of it
business idea: start an nba team here called the Peter Griffinshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter,_Utah
>>221484993means yes nowno why would they say it during sex
>>221485010This post oozes jealously
I don't exist
no man is unrapeable
>>221485025we will not do that
muchas grateful to david attenborough for inventing animals
>>221485025>population 623 good luck with that rorke
>>221485021https://youtu.be/26UASuev6mI?is=ckBZE7xIlFzCq1SQnah there’s some good stuff pre-60s
>>221485021Music was probably a bit of a novelty until sound recording was invented because it would've all been live
>>221485025good idea imo
only pooed once today. it's not right
>>221485029"Yes now" definitely seems like something a person might say during sex
>>221485080i had at least 5the first was a slopper and the rest basically all liquid
>>221485057what about one in cleveland called the cleveland browns
love peanuts me
>>221485021unpopular opinion: beethoven is shit he sounds like a cheesy disney film score
>>221483610wasn't THAT long ago
home...
>>221485066personally love the shoddy recordings they did back then, just adds a nice layer to the songs
>>221485080i very consistently nuke the toilet once per day every morning after a coffee
>>221485063literally just lounge background music who cares
>>221485095that racist
>>221485112always found it quite interesting that the invention of the microphone changed how people sung
>>221485130what do you listen to then, what’s your preferred genre?
faaaaaaaaki started drinking at 3pm and now shekelsberg wants to have a meeting at 5:30 (i finish work at 6)
>>221485025verboten! >_<
got this weird glitch where loads of posts here are just gibberish not written in any discernible human language
rorke's childhood crush has a no contact order against him
business idea: form a sports team in poowong called the 'poowong pornos'
>>221485111but that's my house i grew up in, my single mother worked at Asda and i regularly had my trousers stolen at school
>>221485110this is me in /brit/
Watching less than zero featuring Robert Downey Junior
Serious kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83IYfRzlYv8new pie lads
yeah so i'm pissed right now, boss wants to call, gfberg coming home in 20 minsi either have to pretend to be sober or brazen it. hit em with the "do what you must the deed is done" type shit
>>221485104don't know how you can be so mean about that innocent dogafter everything he went through
>>221485182hate these little bastards
>>221485158are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
Rolling around in my incel bed
I live in constant fear that something very bad is looming near and my life and everything could end. Someone could force me to aspirate something large and make me suffocate. It's scary
>>221485029You are forgetting none of us have ever had sex
Toil doneOff homeI think pasta for tea
why are Irish people so racist to Indians specifically? They don't treat any other group of migrants this way...
if i was tall and good looking i would be on tinder right now arranging dates with 7 different women for each day of the weekinstead, i'm on here every day with zero mates, zero hobbies, zero ambitionscall me the i word but that's the truth innit
>>221485198is the man shouting?
mental how much women can affect our selfesteema girl sat next to me on the bus and said hi even though there were loads of seats left, felt like a king all daybut when a girl gives me a funny look i feel like a creep
Wet Streechy
>>221485222saaar i am the original aryan saaaarrr
>>221485222ireland is one of the least racist places on earth lmao but yeah, fuck off back to india
>>221485229imagine having sex with one
>>221485222definitelya fad to hate on indians so openly right now
1000 Keir Reich
let me tell you about your people's culture and heritage and how it includes me
>>221485222same energyforeigners always want to be treated special and when they don't they assume it's racism
The Irish mindset
>>221485229
>>221485198*rubs hands together excitedly*he’s really gonna tear trump a new one this week!
my pronouns are keir/keim
there's more culture in a any single US state than in all of the UK combined
>>221485265I still think Amelia is a cuck fuck her
>>221485110this episode came out in 1990 which would mean that this scene could take place in 2026.And The Simpsons is still on air
expelling stuff from your body is altogether more satisfying than inviting stuff in to itexhaling, pooing, nose blowing, cumming vs inhaling, eating, drinking, getting shagged
yearning for a 16 year old's quivering slit (completely legal in all jurisdictions under which 4chan operates)
>>221485298cumming doing a lot of the heavy lifting here
rewatching Normal Peopleit's not good for the mentol elf, not good at all
keir sama
About to put the tea on
>>221485207
new dlc for american truck sim dropping tonightshall be staying up late being autistic driving to chicago
>>221485229nobody can affect your self-esteem. that's why it's called SELF-esteem.
>>221485340
ktim starmer
>>221485314its not as easy to answer. think how good a big poo is and i just blew a load of the final remnants of a cold out of my nostril. that's what got me thinking
>>221485314a good poo is better than an orgasm, peeing also feels great
>>221485318love when they stay at their rich friend’s house in italy and he’s a big meanie to connellvery over the top
Wrote my shopping list for tomorrow
Kemi Starmer (you are now picturing kemi baddienoch shagging sir snake charmer)
>>221485318why dont you just try BEING normal people?>>221485340how's ATS compare to ETS?
>Nigel Farage bought £1.4m property after receiving £5m gift from British crypto billionaire, Sky News learns
How do these niggas become femboys? My legs are hairy as hell. Imagine shaving your legs to become a fag
>>221485343self esteem is a lot like real steam
i never liked it when you’d do me like that
>>221485298women seem to be quite satisfied by getting shagged
>>221485379that's a bit frivolous isn't it spending over 1/5th of your gift in one place
>>221485364if you do breathing exercises the out is always better than the in too. the in is anxiety inducing out is relaxation
>>221485379don't care voting reform
the man who controls britain
>>221485406I'm sure he has your best interest at heart
Charlie Charlie KirkyI just popped a perc-y
for me it's popping a big zit
>>221485396tbf getting shagged is 50/50 in and out. nobody goes in and just sits there unless you're mormom
>>221485376i honestly prefer it although i'm a little behind on the ets maps and put in hundreds of hours during lockdown so probably burnt outi think because driving in yankland is so alien to me i enjoy the change
>>221485252can't imagine it
blud’s scared if breathing
>>221485426none of them do
can someone explain what this implies?who are we not allowed criticise?children with leukaemia?
>>221485379>Billionaires will throw all sorts of threats if the government tries to tax them 1% extra>Happily "gift" someone £5m out of their own generosity But no, it wasn't a bribe at all
>>221485452Zio-goblin
>>221485229That's cool but she said "Hi" then you both sat in silence for the rest of the ride? Need to turn it into an actual conversation
>>221485452why would you criticise children with cancer
>>221485431drive many trucks through europe do ye aye?
>>221485451Flawless logic
>>221485480what good are they?
Was talking to Grok on voice about career stuff (yeah I talk to AI like a real human I'm a saddo) and I went in to Greggs to order breakfast and the voice mode was still activeoh my days
hope I die in my sleep tonight
absolutely lashing it down in hackney
taking a bribe from big milka (eating some chocolate)
>>221485501making money for ngo’s?
>>221485379grrr how dare people spend their own money
>>221485519mmm big milka
>>221485506Did you really say "Those are always cold but they're nice anyway" to the poor Greggs cashier?
>>221485506scr
dreaming of woman
>>221485546i look like this
>>221485532what do the vietnamese have to do with this
>>221485552
>>221485540racist scum out
>>221485548Yeah those bacon and cheese wrap pastries are always cold (they're not allowed to heat them up)I know the cashier we always have a little chat
>>221485499thank you
>>221485561don’t be obtuse, non-governmental organisation
>>221485451none of them DOES"none" is singular>>221485473too much of a scared incel to say hi back and start a conversation you see
>>221485555oh my~
>>221485588what did you just call me?
serious question would appreciate an answerdo you get big veins on your face when you drink loads of booze?
>>221485546>ride the lightning and thriller in the background I think I've found the one lads
>>221485616nomy arse is often itchy the next day, though
>>221485506if you were talking to someone in Gregg's, why did you reply to the AI message?
>>221485590>none of them DOES>"none" is singularif you say this i'm going to assume you're esl or 90 years oldno one says this
>>221485605nigger
>>221485616i don't drink so i wouldn't know x
>>221485572except the black and muslim ones. we like those ones x
>>221485616no you don't have big veins in your face
>>221485616not sure as i don't drink booze. hope that helps
>>221485572spending your own money is racist now?is anything NOT racist?
simplicity cremations way to go way to go
>>221485635what is the big idea here
>>221485629I didn't, cashier asked me if I wanted sauce I said yeah brown sauce please just looks like it in the chat lool
>>221485616not if you exercise and otherwise look after yourself. if you smash whiskey every afternoon and are mostly sedentary you get a big red jacket potato nose
>>221485516Fancy one at the Adam and Eve?
just a heads-up that rorke’s memorial service for family and friends is this saturdayhe requested that no one wear black and that we all celebrate his life rather than grieve his passingthank you x
say that to my face wanker and not online and see what happens
Charlie Veitch should stand for Mayor of Manchester when Burnham resigns
>>221485661Lie on, your LARP has been exposed
>>221485704buy an ad
>>221485645erm you can't be racist if you're the good race rorke, only the evil oppressive race that needs to be wiped out can ever be guilty of the monstrous sin of racism because they're the bad race
>>221485710seethe on you boring incel
>>221485704who?
>>221485704bore off charlie you boring fucking cunt
when i drink i get these disgusting lines on my head templei run, lift weights, eat well, but the booze turns me into a big veiny dick
Bit of weather across the wayDifficult to know if she's coming or going
>>221485710Exposed yourself as a shut-in and Muslim there lad
drive the incels out of /brit/
Some doctor somewhere has to examinemy actual poo screaming
>>221485736You're the one talking to an AI that's probably the most brown coded thing there is
>Dadberg is saying he hopes Angela Rayner runs for pmDeary me
>>221485738that would be 50% of the posters
Can't believe it. Just got a text. I'm owed £7570 in mis-sold car finance despite never having a car on finance I'm in the money! It'll be Viennetta for dessert tonight!!
what’s with all the cussing in here?
>>221485733God's country
>>221485756don't give them their jackets, get 'em outta here
>>221485732get the veins on the underside of my forearms, none on my face
do actual labour voters want Andy Burnham as PMif so why
Doing the reading thing
any boomer man in?
poo process beginning feels like a big one
>>221485798For me it is Lego fortnite
>>221485798sovldon't rememebr doing anything in this game other than driving around though
>>221485798loved this
>>221485831I remember I’d make a mock missile and fly it into cars
LOL !!guy throws a big log in the river...but WAIT!! there's more!!
>>221485798For me it was lego island 2
>>221485798>>221485831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP0-Aaj95CUsovlfvl choon
>>221485732john cena has veins like this on his arm
"and now we play the waiting game... ah waiting game sucks let's play hungry hungry hippos!"- the simpsons
proper shat myself bad diarrhea non stop runs absolute nightmare send help or imogen wipes
fyi, i’m doing a wee
>>221485868steroids
>>221485869scr
>>221485798
>>221485859wtf! is this real?!
>>221485732sam hyde?
Hi Spaino.Now that you're back I just wanted to catch you up on a few things. I'm the main poster now. I took up your mantle after you left and in many ways re-invented what it means to be the main poster.Anyway, it's good to have you back but you would do well to remember things aren't as they were before.
Feel quite a lot much better now I've awoken team. Headache reduction of at least 70%. Congestion reduction of 15%. Cough still present but not constant. For example, I'm coughing about once every two hours.
lots of weather today. many weathers. some might say too much weather even.
tell me where is diegz for I much desire to speak with him
>>221485943no one asked
>>221485943your dads dead LMAO
>>221485486drive my cock through your mums arsehole
>>221485946carl weathers
peps gone lads
>>221485943blog on
had it up to HERE with all this weather
he who has to say 'i am the king' is no king
stinky pete hitchens
right so why would jews control the weather then, what’s in it for them?
>>221485973good. fuck that bald cunt
>>221485973get some viagra in you that will give you instant pep
pragmata socks
We support each other at /Brit/. If you want to be cruel and abusive then try /Britfeel/. /Brit/ is, at it's core, a mental health support forum.
*looks longingly into the distance*seems I will have to weather this weather
>>221486014concerning post
it curry night
why does every pic of Wes Streeting remind me of this
buying pragmata was the most expensive wank i've ever had
forgotten how to write letters
Just heard a helicopter fly over hackney
>>221485973he saw the fine work Rosenior did at Chelsea and had to open the City job to him
rorke's 18 year old blonde sister
*pops the gay porn on*
heavy is the head that wears the crown
>>221486028he is plastic face man
>>221486044
did the man who told the men how to kick the ball go away?
heavy is the poo that exits the bum
>>221486058thats herthats rorkes sis
>>221486058wtf is that
>>221486058impossibly sexo i bet she has a nice shaved pink minge
>>221486057do you reckon he's had any plastic surgery done or does his face just look like that
>>221486062*begins flailing wildly around the room with astonishing force and rapidity*
>>221486074crotch rocket
>>221486004https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/cia-RDP68R00530A000200110020-2.pdf
>>221485665yeah go on
>>221486096He looks Asiatic
any lad that actually enjoys his toil in? mine’s pretty much made for me as a person
>>2214860742012 Yamaha R1
Reckon, at current rate, I should be feeling significantly better tomorrow with a full recovery over the weekend
>>221486126i like my job yeh
this is a motion party you cannot get in
>>221486116Alright I'll see you by the L shaped pool table in half an hourJust keep an eye out for the odd looking fella
>>221486058bet she wishes that was a bbc she was straddling
>>221486126this is what we call a "tap in"
>>221486163sort your self out
>my life’s great and i’m really happyuh then get off 4chan lmaoo
>>221486096mad that hes had miles of cock up his arse
>>221486150what you do? i bend steel with my little machine (pic rel)
>>221486126raped goyslave
>>221486163rorke
>>221485506howling
>>221486163only nog she wants is deano and his Nog tat trim
>>22148597318 trophies6+6+6=18
Got four catberges>Black male>Black and white male>Black and white male >Black female
>>221486181he said in his memoir he’s a dom top daddy
earth rider thanks for the great lakes
>>221486126meh it's ok most of the time
>>221486213you: white male
there should be a betting market specifically for UK politics, I never knew your politics were more cartoonish than ours
>>221486212>>221485973could be bernardo silva desu
>>221486213>-bergantisemitic bile gtfo
>>221486209What do I ask the barber if I want my skin fade to be literally bald as it goes down like his?they always make it so theres still some stubble I want it totally smooth when it fades
>>221486133>>221486213never once seen you make a post that pertains to anyone but yourselfwhy are autistic people like this
>>221486250>yeah i’d like a skin fade, 0mm
>>221486249It's short for catberger which is a corruption of catburger you mong. Get off /Pol/ once in a while
>>221486250 a zero
>>221486161urm maybe
>>221486126I enjoy it sometimes but my schedule is fuckedWhen I was working full time it was abhorrent. Would be utterly fuming every Sunday. Going down to 2-3 days a week with some late starts and its much better
>>221486191me and four friends bought out an IT company a few years ago. i run the web department. the money's really good and most days are fun.
>>221486250dunno, don't speak kurdish
>>221486289kek
>>221486250low/mid/high zero skin fade depending how high you want the zero to be
fair warning
VAR is best understood by lacan's notion of paranoiac knowledge. There are always more angles and more discourse to be generated and even when it runs out there are hypothetical angles and analysis of events and rules. You can send yourself into a tailspin of reinterpretation.
>>221486307implies it was tolerated at some point
>>221486279doing retail?did 5 years of it and it was a bloody hassle>>221486285sounds like fun tbf, but could never work on a computer for 8 hours a day
Yeah that's a willy
gonna watch some telly for a bit and then do something else i suppose
right
>>221486307woke nonsense
listening to korn
my Nog gimmick is an underdog; can see it sneaking up the ranks and becoming a /brit/ staple as it gains momentum ... interesing developments abound
>>221486301erm not sure if you noticed lad it may well have slipped your attention but that young lady appears to have a WILLARD
cockmogs me!
>>221486307lets see them try to enforce it
>>221486332nah professional white collar job
visiting family in Germany lads
fucking my poo porn arse
>>221486126I'm apathetic about my job. It is all the choices I made in my life that led up to my job that I hate.
>>221486358don't caredidn't askblog on
>>221486346I first posted thatNOT your gimmick
>>221486358fuck off argie
did a massive charlie after lunch lads
>>221486328nothing gets past you does it mate
Less than zero (the film) is a bit shit ngl
mengy b on the rise again
>>221485960you can wait until tomorrow like everyone else
>>221486358bring me back some currywurst
job i applied for just changed their minimum salary to £5k below what i asked for. that's me done in then
>>221486430spoiler that hog
>>221486430The inevitable future gf
>>221486430you're meant to serve the wings, not eat em, love
>>221486430imagine the farts
>>221486402the book isn't great either I only remember they watch a snuff film and I think he's a bit bent in it
>>221486375look for a new one you’d enjoy then?
maybe i should eat a little early tonight
>>221486328my brother from another mother... >>221485649
>>221486459The book is fire in the park
>>221486454
going for an incel cycle
MY WIFE FOR HIRE
>>221486490>>221486490>>221486490
>>221486485poo, wank, /brit/post, sleep, repeat?
>>221486430Would berry
>>221486630yeah?
