underground pass edition
>>221486490nigger quest
>>221486509why's that?
>>221486475your post implies we could be related due to us having the same answer
>>221486513poo
>no aaron/michael duo on novara live tonightyeah skipping this one lads
>>221486509grow up
>>221486513fall downt the hole
thinking about howmuch better my life would be if everything wasn't in the same smelly bedroom
rorke
what's for dinner lads?
>>221486461I tried for years. Even had several interviews in the past. I've tried networking, gambling... I even had a few calls from quiz shows.Nope. I'm afraid I'm stuck here.
>>221486555grow up
Le Epic Reposting Gimmick!!!
>>221486555
>>221486526grow down!
>>221486562ok
>apply for a really appealing job listing>HR hags keep bouncing me to other HR hags>"hmm I'll ask the manager and get back to you">follow up and keep asking>still being strung along for weeks>find out that it's probably something called a ghost listing and the job isn't a real vacancyfuck sakesNEET chads, I kneel...
>>221486278Walking there any minute you'd better not leave me hanging
Genuinely think these milf Labour MPs would be incredible in bed. I would do Rachel Reeves, Bridget Philipson and Lucy Powell in a heartbeat and you just know Angela Rayner would be pure filth
and the latest in sir keir?
Sam kerr the RACIST
throw up
how do they tolerate it
>>221486570grow all around
>>221486583if you would shag a centrist then i feel bad for youleft wing women only for me
>>221486583
post-toil scrantoil done, time for post-post-toil scrantoil walktoil
Browsing the New Build Homes U.K. faceberg page again
>>221486511no, on a bike through the park
>>221486588why do they not hear it? unironically
>>221486583For me it's Liz Kendall
>>221486557just searched this up on google mapswhite tourists actually visit this dump and eat the foodMENTAL
courage is being scared to death, but going up singing Mr Brightside on karaoke anyway
Someone mentioned Less Than Zero yesterday. What are the chances?
>>221486626thought it was tiling at first jfc
the things i would do to this hogi can't even go into any detail here
tell me about yourself anon
>>221486620and what of steamingtoil?
Post more slampigs
>>221486665would happily knock this up
>>221486583Rayner's minge probably stinks like an ash tray
>>221486601Which ones?My MPfu is Katie Lam
The average African probably lives better than a European did like 200 years ago despite it being the poorest region on earth
>>221486671*tilts head to the right*"Nog."
>>221486669Do this with the lads all the time.
“even if you punched me i would suck a horses cock” — mousey
>>221486642Her as well. And I desperately want this one to punish me>>221486691I’m not going to eat her out
Pack of feral vantablack goons marauding through the neighbourhood kicking wing mirrors off and terrorising elderly residents. This can’t go on
>>221486665she'd be such a top tier pawg if she lost just a lil bit of weight
>>221486626some pikey sitting at home somewhere counting his money and cackling
time for a curry x
>>221486714"you can punch me, and you can butt me, and you can break my spine, but you can't change the way i feel" -morrissey
>>221486680it looms
seen a crazed man shouting at a cash machine today
>>221486714i appreciated when he said he'd never have sex with one of your horses behind your backat least he has morals
So centrists just want to keep doing what we're doing Right wing seems to be anyone with any opinion so long as you oppose migration policy Left wing is people who want to redistribute wealth via taxation
>>221486762mouseysian
>>221486720Doesn't matter you'd smell it from a mile off
Came down with really bad bloating after having a tesco chicken wrap, drove 1 hour home and got on the toilet and must've released 25m3 of methane
>>221486762
>>221486671I like to keep abreast of current events so that I don't sound like a boob.
A green tea. A bone broth. Reviewing the chart. Accounts in order. Foggy mornings. Dewy grass. Lunchtime stroll. Russell Group. Afternoon pints. A South Asian gf. A cashmere jumper.
pre-poop farts raging on
Might go on the campaign trail for Reform in Makerfield. The bants timeline demands that Labour lose the by-election
>>221486637they do, just low conscientiousness innitlike leaving your homework until the very last minute and then still not doing it
oh dear oh dear oh dear rorke I wonder if this will prompt you to realise that not every hero was a straight white person. Doubt it though I think youre just going to sit online and seethe.
>>221486856*yawns loudly in your face*
>>221486860this is obviously not true
>>221486669How would you feel if it was your gf doing this to other women or another woman doing this to your gf?
>>221486860 thanks brexit
>>221486841>leaving your homework until the very last minute and then still not doing itI did this all the time, but I didn't mind detention because teachers loved me
>>221486856smellin of troy
I'm 34 and the only bloke in my friend group who isn't balding
>>221486912friendless little neek were you
>>221486856Is this the face that launched a thousand ships? And burned the topless towers of Ilium?
>>221486856Thinking this is going to be realism so it's probably dream representation or something. You ever dream of someone but they're a different guy, you know what I mean?
>>221486924and you’re the only virginweird
>>221486801highly cerebral post
>>221486938No, but I was was until 26
>>221486836>According to an MRP poll published by Electoral Calculus in January, Reform would take Makerfield with over half the vote if a general election were held tomorrow.Screaming were there no safer seats he could have contested?
>>22148692438 here, shaved my head bald at the first sign of a receding hairline at 23 and never looked back
>>221486671I hate norn irn accents. good day to you miss
>>221486897if anything it correlates with immigration rising
>>221486961It would be so funny if Burnham lost
i dont like how expensive coffee is
See, I really WANNA give a fuck, but the way this niggerweed got me, I CAN'T
>>221486955See rorke, Muslims and Jews can live side by side in peace
be good to each other :)
rorke being a late bloomer (he's still waiting)
>>221486997this but houses
>>221486827got 10k in a S&S ISA myself
our chloe
look i'm a pretty open minded lad, don't care if your idea of good music is taylor swift or you prefer mcdonalds to a proper meal"whatever floats your boat" as they saybut i will NEVER understand how someone above the age of 15 can enjoy the films of christopher nolanlike your IQ has to be below 80 to get any enjoyment of that shite
>>221487010grow up
>>221486997this but escorts
>>221486827a clue gained
>>221487028Memento is good though
>>221487030i'll glow up but i'll never grow up
so apparently wes streeting is a dom top
>>221487002fucking love weed
>>221487012Yeah, Leftypol is equal parts neurotic and lacking in empathy. I suppose that's a "joke".
Fucking wes streeting in a niggers face
>>221487028Damn, bitch, read the room.
>>221486993Can't see a seat where people clearly hate Keir Starmer being bowled over by a man who is literally a mirror of Keir Starmer
kin helldidn’t know there was that type of money in it no wonder every cunt has a football podcast
they should invent weed for straight people
no longer banned lads
>>221487091it's a top heavy industrytop 1% of podcasts earn 99% of the income
Theyre talking about Mourinho going back to Madrid Can't see that going well
people actually listen to football podcasts? this country is cringe beyond belief
friday eve ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGnYyKib9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ubyt7iWJ8Qdoin a listen and i think this song subtly hints at the augustine interpretation of plotinus' philosophy
>>221487091not that surprising when you go outside. the average british man spends 90%+ of their income on football stuff
Might go march in London on Saturday. I can be the token black
> Ex-UKIP leader Caroline Jones dies following sepsis diagnosisLOL
every overweight man owns at least one pair of step one underwear
>>221487091hello mate can i come round to yours with some microphones and we can start the /brit/cast?
>>221487141Background noise innit
Ben Habib vs Nigel Farage
yo rorke lets start a pocdcast
love listening to the men talking about the men kicking the ballhow the ball was kicked, how the ball wasn't kicked, how the ball should have been kicked, bloody good stuff
>>221487169Rorkes ma
>>221487161I thought it would be gak and brasses
>>221487170fuck you
>>221487168my sister’s going to that onecan you look after her? I’ll give you her number please
circle circle dot doti got my cootie shot
>>221487206get you some calvins and you might shag pal
>>221487169holy grimoli
love the whiffs of poo when shagging the bfs hairy arsehole
Remind me at 22:20 tonight
Why is football so popular with men? I don’t get it (and I do watch cricket and occasionally rugby)
>>221487128FUCKING CORR
Dick Mabutt
>>221487240it's a good sport unlike rugby
>>221487240harmless escape valve for all the excess energy that they’re too weak to expend on improving their lives or doing anything worthwhile
Lad I'm at the Adam and Eve waiting by the pool table where are you?
well said zaz
>>221487012literally me
>>221487208If this is a crypto cuck blacked post, I’m a massive virge. The cuck/blacked meme is real in that I get offers and I’m too shy/autistic to take them up on it
how do i get into football? where do i start?
why do white people adopt kids from India and Africa very weird behavior
>>221487263Mental how the little Muslim with the beard has a more feminine face.
I like football :)
>>221487276https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlBskd3IaNw
>>221487168ever been called a nigger?
>>221487263Xhe was beautiful..
>>221487313ktim
>>221487240easy to play and easy to follow
>>221487302sky sports football
>>221487293Nobody in Makersfield gives a shite about Palestine
>>221487324Yeah
Do you guys have webbed gums? They're pissing me off
what happened to cole palmer? he was the hottest thing sliced bread last year
spaki pretending to be black again is he
>>221487293palestine palestine palestine palestine palestine palestine palestine palestine
>>221487362unironic one season wonder
how's it evening
>Omg I just finished Season 1 of-Stop. Right. There. Leftypol. You're British, yeah? Well bloody act like it! Be PROUD of your Country. It's SERIES 1. SERIES. Right, now continue.
>>221487302well it all started in 1966 where the heroic England beat the Germans in World War 3. Best to start there
>>221487356:(not good that is it
told the jamaican milf I've been sleeping with the past few moths that I love her during sex and noticed that her body language completely changedafter we finished she said 'you heading out then? I'm tired' which she's never done before (we usually watch a film afterwards)also hasn't responded to my morning text today (another thing she's never done)afraid I've fucked it up because I do genuinely love her
geniune question, please be honest, would you guys back a reform lead government?
>>221487362he had a wee guy rant about trump on stage at wcc and now the aura has evaporated due to TDS symptomsmany such cases !
>>221487384:(
>>221487293Don't think anyone has ever described Andy Burnham as a "radical alternative"
>>221487404
>>221487404did jamaica cum?
>>221487334But you want something that’s complicated? Cricket is about when to declare, when to change the ball, when to send in your spinners or your fast bowlers, who to open with and your batting order. How to set up your fielders. Complicated is fun. Easy to follow is boring
>>221487128cherokee d'ass?
>>221487384Seriously, leave him alone. He's doing alright.
who said this was good fuck me it was absolute SHITE didn't even watch to the end
>>221487393:(Never took it personally but it’s still a bit shit
>>221487387Series was one of the first words to fall to yankification
>>221487412he literally looks like steve laws lmao
lads this is your competitionthis is who you are competing with for pussy how are you a virgin
>>221487434yep, she's taken gallons of my cum for nearly 20 years
Spaino!Spaino! Spaino! SPAINO!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy?
>>221487451Did you know he broke his toe during that scene?
>>221487404jamaica me horny
>>221487383
>>221487384weird that he would call the press for a televised announcement just to do this
>>221487451watch wild at heart instead
>>221487410nothey're thatcherites
>>221487302Watch the 2005 Champions League Final
>>221487476i go skiing and deano dickheads like this just get laughed at
>>221487487can't blame ya
>>221487404How old are you both?
>>221487476I have mental problems that crystalised my brain
>>221487509if you go skiing youre either the deano dickhead or the tarq dickhead
really don't like europeans lads. french, italians, spaniards, germans, danes, dutch, polish, russians, literally none of them I like. my feelings towards the continentals ranges from shaky ambivalence to complete disdainwish we could just move britain so it's near australia and new zealand (not right next to them though, a little bit of distance). nice neighbours and isolated from everywhere that is full of arseholes or is a shithole
>>221487495I’m a Thatcherite. I like Kemi
>>221487495>thatcheritesaren't thatcherites literally all in their 80s right now? what do you mean? I thought most of them were younger guys
>>221487404You Irish diaspora by any chance?
>>221486720shes fit as fuck
>>221487530im 22 she's 54
>>221487537Retarded little Englander
>>221487537we dont like brits
>>221487539Take the EU out and it me
>>221487537refreshing to hear someone say this, tired of this pro european BS when they hate British folx to the core
From my living room, I can lie on the couch and have a nice view of the bathroom window of the house across the road.For some reason the woman there doesn't always close the blinds when she has a shower, so blurry tits through frosted glass are occasionally visible.It's the greatest success I've had with a woman in 6 years and it isn't even a success.
i love brits!
>>221487539thatcherism is an ideology ie. sell everything off and privatise everythingits what's led this country to the mess it's in currently
>>221487536wrong
>>221487548My parents are Scottish but my mum is of Irish descent.>>22148753028 and 41>>221487562This isn't me
*crip walks into the thread*rorkes not like us rorkes not like us rorkes not like us
BNP was the last judenfrei party in Britain.
The way I would describe my politics is "centre-left but also really based"
>>221487609
mental how you can fuck your life up by age 16 then just have to sit and take it on the chin for the rest of your life
that’s an arse hole
if a bird were really good at yoga, had that core strength, reckon she could wrap her mouth around yer dick and support herself entirely on it without touching the ground
>>221487635Scranschluss
what exactly are reforms policies? apart from brown people bad stop duh boats durr
>>221487493not today but I have it downloaded to watch at some point so keep an eye out for my review
Sir Keen Starmer
>>221486490love a bit of OSRS, but i'm so glad i've managed to finally quit
>>221487632So Hitler?
>>221487633Right that's a chinky lady's leng arsehole
>>221487672sell everything offprivatise everything
>>221487672Destroy the NHS
>women: misogyny is bad>also women: ugh I hate this slut she's my least favourite character she gets in the away of my yaoi ship ugh>also women: hate their own daughters>meanwhile men: i love this character she's cute>meanwhile men: i love my sonhmm
>>221487672Remove employment rightsRemove tenant rightsPrivitise the NHS
>>221487672is google broken?
>and what about those who dont want to leave rorke?
>>221487672smaller government that can fit inside one buildingno more working from home for civil servantsno more woke in the universities, the schools
Sir Rune Scaper
>>221487605The mess we’re in now is because we’ve lost all incentives and the price mechanism. Everything is taxed and regulated to buggery
>>221487722omg nooooo
Pinkpantheress dad is a rich old anglo business man and professor who donated £100,000+ to blue labour. Why hasn't she been cancelled yet?
>>221487727um what are they doing ???
that anus is moist
>>also women: ugh I hate this slut she's my least favourite character she gets in the away of my yaoi ship ughconfindent no woman has ever said this
>>221487787she's so charming that no one cares, both leftypol and rorke have fell for her
leftypol loves his inefficient bloated bureaucracies
>>221487727that tiny asian cock isn't enough to satisfy her
I hope you niggas can afford an extra £1000 a month because once the NHS is gone it will literally never come back
>>221487672That's literally all they need, such is the scale of anti immigrant sentiment in the UK right nowYou could launch a party called deport the darkies and it would probably poll at 10% just by being an option to vote forCould have been avoided with sensible immigration policies but here we are
>>221487692very esoteric map thiswhen I was 9 before I'd started playing runescape for the first time (or any MMO) I would look at the runescape world map on the website with sheer fascination and wonderseeing the landmarks, the names, the far-off islands, the icons for things like rare trees or dungeons or portals. pondering what it would be like to explore it allI'd like to play more OSRS but I'm personally waiting until the official HD client so I don't have to mess about with runelite cos I can't be bothered
>>221487736Sounds based desu Everyone who talks about ‘rights’ is a low iq mong who can’t understand the concept of second order effects. It’s up there with ‘hoarding wealth’
>>221487834government will pay for me
if you think about it cooking programs are a lot like porn
>>221487828im waiting for the day she slips up. Her dad is 100% a racist type who brags about anglo culture
>>221487787her dad was a math professor, retard.
>>221487842Fuck off toilberg
>>221487672Melt the Nigerians down and fill potholes.
>>221487802I take it you weren't a weeaboo in the 2000s or had a tumblr in the 2010s? tons of women who hate female characters for 'getting in the way' of their gay ships
>>221486557I heard Floridans say that alligator is very delicious.
>>221487858re-read what i said RETARD
cos once i've eaten and i'm full i don't want to see cooking programmes anymore
>>221487870no you havent
>>221487852South Park did an episode like this
melt her down and shove her arse on my pot hole
>>221487856and yet he had a kid with an african woman?
>>221487865well melting nigerians down would probably help fix potholes
>>221487834not had a single doctor appointment in 10 yearswent to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription with my brother and didn't know how it worked
the princess and the pavementthe touching story of a nigerian prince who has been turned into pothole filling and how he was saved
reform want every last one of you sucking fat juicy cocks
>>221487881there's nothing that says he was a businessman.
I KNOW WHO'S GOT MY VOTETHOMAS G.
and you can't actually taste anything you're watching being cooked you can just imagine based on what your eyes take in
>>221487865But not Kemi right?
>>221487908howling, racism only applies to men. RETARD
all your inceldom would be cured if you got airdropped in the middle of africa
leftypol enraged we might adopt the far superior european style medical system instead of the utterly dog shit nhs he worships here
but seriously, why are there 223 million Nigerians?
>>221487959Yeah cause I'd die due to niggers
wanking to japanese girls' feet
swedish bradley>>221484266
can't stand canadians they do that thing lefties do where they pretend to not know what's going on.
>>221487976rape
I have to admit lads, I've been thoroughly changed by black pussy.
me one day inshallahI need to get that trim but my hairline doesn’t allow it
>>221487976blackings
>>221487891No, I saw it on /CUM/. In Florida, whole roasted alligator is a highly loved local food.
>>221487970rorke confounded when it turns out his continental european utopia is actually an american corporate hellhole
>>221462199>>221461407>>221469640>>221469496>>221476591
*votes berlen b*
>>221488001those irish eyes lmfao
never quitting twitter
>>221487970The NHS is a totem for leftypolIt's hard to overstate just how much he worships it
>>221487954ok? you say he's a racist yet he married a Kenyan woman. What are you trying to argue?
>>221487989genuinely unironically dont know what youre on aboutexplain yourself
>>221488010lol
That’s my British values
>>221487970if you really think that farage is going to pivot the nhs towards the european style rather than sell it off to the yanks you're deluded
>>221487976r-selected reproductive strategy + western aid and medicine
just looked at a pic of a naked vagina and my penis became erect
>>221487976virility and no sexual education
>>221488043Bet you think Americans are just left to die if they can't pay don't you
had a very late one last night so it's nearly beddy bo bo's time for me
there obviously is and always has been queuing in pubs it's just not queuing in a line
I hate the biomass
>>221488095i know enough about american healthcare to know that i don't want yanks anywhere near our system
Have had sex twice and each time was with a black women
>ZACK POLANSKI did not even vote in local elections, according to the Times.
>>221488155>>221488155>>221488155
>>221488134and?
>>221488118it's intelligent use of space combined with the purest honour system known to man (zoomers don't understand it and queue in a single line)
>>221488171he publicly pledged his vote to zoe garbett
>>221473324>>221473324>>221473324
REAL NEW>>221484928>>221484928>>221484928
