Northwest Edition
Neo nartzi Cascadia edish yeah
>>221493392>It's $17 in store and $33 after unberapeHow is that even possible?
30g of fibre per day people!And that's 30g per day minimum!
rorke has emergedsay hello
are there any younger lads here open to actually meeting and sucking a mature bloke off or am I just wasting my time here
>>221493484hi rorke x
theres no real contestrib n saucy nik naks are the best crisps and its not even close
Got the Brad ‘Iceman’ Colbert podcast on
>>221493490I'd be into meeting and sucking a mature woman off
>>221493418why do british people hate poles so bad
>>221493490where and when
>>221493515not even the best nik naks
love love love the process of cleaning my shitty arse in the shower after having a thick dump
>>221493562nice n spicy are a close second don't get me wrongbut better than rib n saucy?you're having a laugh sunshine
>>221493551We don’t anymore. We hate browns now
>>221493563second time you've posted thatthat's two times too many
21 year old virgin think it's over
>>221493563*turns on power blast setting*
>eating crisps as a grown ass man ick
>>221493551jealous that your country is doing better than ours now
>>221493589much better and kettle sour cream and chilli rape both of those into oblivion my dear old chap
>>221493563You should install a bidet or one of these things, I'm putting one in my second bathroom.
hearing the UK eurovision entry for the first time. reckon we're on for a big fat 0 points
>>221493623Why haven't we adopted these? Never see them. EVER. Not once. Listen to me: NOT ONCE
>>221493654I really don't get why he does this stuff
>>221493618My brother was a late bloomer but now he is engaged. >>221493672its rigged anyways
do you ever worry that when you throw your cummy tissue on the floor that bugs or bacteria might crawl over it and absorb the dna and then there'll be swarms of little creatures with your face all over the place. or no
>>221493672ill vote for you guys x
*takes your virginity*
>>221493710never set foot in a home depot?
People erroneously say it'd be gay to shag your own arse or to suck yourself off. Doesn't make much sense at all, if that's gay then why isn't wanking gay? You're giving yourself a handjob but giving yourself a blowie or a shag somehow turns it gay? Makes zero sense cause it's not done to another man.
>>221493731is that how you were made lad?
>>221493731
>>221493731not that i can think of
>>221493672aren't we popular again for helping ukraine? swear i see starmer still getting invited to those leader's dos and all that
>>221493456Yep.
>>221493776leftypol before shagging his twin brother
>>221493721>>221493746second thoughts, it's a bit of a fun song. not very good but should avoid the 0
are Sikhs bro tier?
>Burnham gives up his mayoralty just to give reform another MP in parliament>Keir strives forward with a greater mandate than ever beforeThis is going to be fucking hilarious
too lazy to wank
>>221493776plato speaks of this
how does one "shag your own arse"
>>221493877really long willard
>>221493811I know the girl that represents Bulgaria but shan't be supporting her cause she didn't shag me...
>>221493465I live in California the most expensive state in the USA. I've ordered chinese food for several people before and the bill is close to $200 lool
>"bubbly's in the fridge"
sleeping is based and i sleepmaxx from about 4-5am until 3pm every single day
don't even like labour but I voted for them in the local elections just to support starmer
>>221493895elton's been at it again
>>221493643we’re notthe job market here is a joke
>>221493918Yeah but why is it double? >bill is close to $200 looldamn bro..they rapin you over there
>>221493877You know how you can remove some ribs to make it easier to nosh yourself off? Well take that further and just get your entire spine and ribcage removed so you can contort yourself into doing it
What does the UK still manufacture nowadays? Banking services are not real services btw.
>>221493989reebok trainers
>>221493989noticed a lot of anti byd propaganda lately the westoids are scared
>>221493989advanced niche stuff
>>221493989
>>221493989when i see byd i think it stands for big yellow dick and i laugh that they've got the gwailo riding around with byd on it
>>221493989consent
>>221493975Food apps are money pits filled with delivery fees, service fees, tip fees. They stay in business largely due to people at work work chained to their desk that can't leave and pick up lunch plus eat in 30 minutes the standard lunch break time here.
>>221493963Patriot
>>221493989global culture
>>221494097>delivery fees, service fees, tip feesIsn't that supposed to be the same thing, the service is the delivery...
>>221494072lowkey looks good not the back tho
American music was dull cowboy shite before we British invented rock music in the 60s
>>221494142looks like gay Tron and like any other "futuristic" new wave car like Audi and BMW
>>221494178trvke
Girl, 11, ‘sexually assaulted by Afghan migrant who somehow got into school toilets while another man pinned her down’
>>221493989amps
You know what? I would fuck Moresy in his prime
>>221494138what does m2 mean then zied?
>>221494137Maybe in a sane country like Bulgaria lol. Over here they have no shame, they'll charge you 4 times for the same service while giving each fee a separate name.
>>221494192So this is rorke
>>221494208so what?
>>221494253Get an early night Sir Keir. Big day ahead of you tomorrow.
based and redpilled
>>221494192rorkeychops could do with some nivea ngl
dopa down
>>221494045The entire video is the old bloke pissing himself and blatantly lying.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_fJJxMjn4
>>221494284lmao you're poor
>>221494233>they'll charge you 4 times for the same service while giving each fee a separate name.That's literally rape. I think it's 2-3 Euro here if you order food. Might be wrong cause I never order.
>>221494137just excuses to fuck you overlike in car parks where the flat amount is say £3 but if you pay with the app they charge £4 because of sms fees or other wank
>>221494269God you're so gay lmao
Legend
>>221494284runtchug
>>221494045>>221494324
>>221493418test
might have a look at some other boards. see what's going on
decaf coffee and a wankdecaf coffee and a wank
>>221494352Here you can still call through the phone and order. It should be cheaper from the app.
>>221494386icles
i think the russian lass at toil is into me because she always looks at me after she tells a joke to see if im laughing
>>221494376 When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
>>221494404itty bitty titties and a bobitty bitty titties and a bob
>>221494347I've heard it's very inexpensive in Korea and Japan was well, almost considered a courtesy of most restaurants to offer delivery without gouging customers on price. Americans expect greed however. It's a part of life here. Milk was $7 for a while, gas was $6-8 in Los Angeles.
>>221494467and a ching chong ping pong to you
>>221494465nice, go for it
>>221493973You do realise European Gen Alpha and Gen Beta (including yours) are probably going to move to the US en masse because that'll be where all the job opportunities will be?
>>221494500
>>221494538https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5AymeRq6vs
>>221494488I think in Japan and Korea it's rude to tip and it's always declined.Also supposedly food in Japan is very very cheap, even good quality. >Milk was $7 for a while, gas was $6-8 in Los Angeles.This is insane...
>>221494523How's that possible though it's so hard to get a visa
>>221493551>Vikrum Digwaquintessentially british
always laugh to myself at home but since I spend all my time on my own when I do spend time with other people and crack a joke I'll laugh at my own joke then cringe when I realise then hate myself, not speak again and dwell on it for eternity
might do nothing
>>221494572trump's gold card visa makes it very easy
>>221493594UK loves browns. No other country would elect Sadiq twice and Sunak once.
>>221494609>>221494614scream
sloppa
>>221494642curious about the india one
>>221494572It’s going to become easy, trust. US needs cheap labour to keep being the worlds superpower.
>>221494692they have an unlimited supply of cheap labour in the western hemisphere
Hopefully I feel much better tomorrow team feel like I haven't been around much the last few days
>>221494751Do you ever stop moaning?
>>221494642
>>221494619Pay to win>>221494692Think they need to hurry up with that and I just don't see that occurring at all
>>221494730That ships sailed, it’s too contentious for that now.
dropping Seed Destiny>this gundam is pretty good>but what if it was dogshit
do you want diseased gf
>>221494775usually not til I've pulled my cock out of her arse and wiped it off on her face x
>>221493551how do you even piss off a sikh guy, they're chill
might shut myself away and talk to imaginary internet friends so that i can forget i'm alone rather than go out in public where i am constantly confronted with the fact that i have nobody unlike all these people
chewing tesco receipts
>>221494839bro-tier, even
>>221494810no
>>221494810The titties slap tho
>>221494810>HSV2+I thought rishi scrapped that
>>221494728If Nazi Germany couldn’t be bothered deporting a few tens of thousands of jews, you poorer cunts won’t either.
>>221494810Only if it's HPV cause I'm immune to it probably....
>>221494810Vile kike
>>221494851What people
1967
>>221494907I bet she is so fucking annoying....would
what happens if i after paying money into my private pension for 30 years the pension company goes out of business?
>>221494907Who are they?
>>221494788>On April 23, 2026, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick testified that only one person had been approved for the card. This was assumed to be Nicki Minaj who received a card free of charge from the president earlier in the year.donnie want that black puss
i love British women
beaten gold stake on two decks now on balatro (you're all my mates so I'm telling you this)
>>221494970the money gets given to dole scroungers and islam
>>221495011greng
>>221495011Name?
>>221494970mate it's triple locked
>>221495036That's 100% peng
>>221494985You can hate Don but you have to admire how openly and blatantly corrupt he is, old mate doesn’t give a fuck
>>221495079private pension not state bennies
>>221495080body's banging face is a bit too tarted up for me
>>221495103>you have to admire how openly and blatantly corrupt he iswhy
>>221495127You have to do it.
>>221495127funy
peng gang
>>221495127He doesn’t even pretend he’s not using leadership privileges for his own benefit, it’s refreshing compared to the forced humility shit western leaders do while drinking champagne and eating caviar behind the scenes
test
>>2214950112000s slags like this died out lad the country has gone to the dogs
бpo oтлeтeлa
>>221495219
horrid little cat stalking around the birds nests in my garden, pelted a few stones at it but if i see it again i might get the crossbow out
>>221495219fucking CORRRRRRRRRRRR
>>221495127You just have to
the other day i was in bed wanking to a trans woman's feet on my phone and my phone automatically took a screenshot
dinner hack: mix veg in with mash potay
>>221495149why>>221495178not really>>221495226why is that admirable
my gf won't speak about what she got up to during freshers week (due to the trauma)
>>221495278wish your phone had exploded and killed you instead
... scored an early contact with the great ones wearing my excellent eyes on the inside watching the spider hide all manner of rituals via insight in byrgenwerth…
>>221495286good heavens
had my phone and telly on greyscale to become less addicted to them
tung tung tung
>>221495286chicken legs look good lad
>>221495286Can you post this again but with a massive glob of mayonnaise in it so I can say 'looks like elton john farted on it'?
>>221495242did you get banned
>>221495290stop asking questions yeah
>>221495301why honey
going bed now
>>221495341why
>>221495286Henry VIII ah ah meal
>>221495347proper vile little creep arent youworld would be better off if you died
>>221495339
>>221495219who is she?
my dad works at the jews and he says something bigs coming up
>>221495331lolff
I can't project my voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf7aMLi7qgw
COOORR
>>221495390
putting myself in a zen state
*updates the /brit/sheet*
>>221495395
>>221495395that's just him telling you that YOUR MUM is walking up the stairs he wasn't talking about work
>>221495429>tattoosick
interviewers and shit fr be asking "where do you see yourself in 5 years" nigga i don't know what i'm doing next week
>>221495302don't get it but love bloodborne so appreciate the effort lad here is a (you)
>>221495436what are you writing?
>>221495394My wife
>>221494907Literal genetic perfections who should be reserved for the finest stock (i.e. me)
wonder how long we can keep up this fake white collar economy80% of people in an office do feck all and collect like 50k a year. what does this country even produce. we don’t have an industrial base to fall back on. this can’t go on indefinitely. we can’t all be “product managers” or “it delivery specialists”
>>221495462tell them you're physically incapable of thinking into the future and claim PIP
>>221495520
Am I the only one that panics a bit when someone knows who you are when you've never met them or introduced yourself to them before?
so THIS... is "rorke"...
>>221495462“In a house I bought I hope haha”
>>221495555is that a saying in australia?
any weirdos posting here?
>>221495515UK is destined to collapse, why don’t you just let it go already.
>>221495540I panic when I forget someones name when I should know it...
>>221495582
>>221495541delboy on a madone
>>221495530Segregation works!
>>221495582euh.. eugh...
The potholes.Get them filled.
>>221495541
>>221495515shame i didn't get the virgin media product manager apprenticeship in crawley seemed fun
>>221495594would scran her bottom
>>221495589>destined to collapsewe’ve got a fuckin astrologer over here
>>221495576Yeah, imported from HK and now the UK :3
fat stepmum absolutely seething at the fit eurovision host with most of her chebs showing
wretched place, this
bratty bellingham got his showergel restocked but its the wrong scent
Right then lads.
>>221495592When in doubt it's either Douglas or David, or Britney or Amanda. 50-50 in America at least.
>>221495701above it all? better than us? more mature more enlightened yeah?
>>221495646>>221495655yes yes well done
got mega depression and want to die
>>221495732um
>>221495698my mom and dad are the opposite, they'll see some good looking lady and my dad would say "Damn look at her" and my mom would say "Yeah she got a nice fat ass"
>>221495677It’s actually a very controversial take, it takes a lot for a country to collapse. Proper collapse like Somalia and not just have declining quality of life. I think the UK’s getting there.
>>221495515See a lot more young people in practical/technical roles nowadays like boomers were at the start of their careers. Office workers are mostly 30+ and not looking to hire young people except in highly qualified industries. Shows companies are already starting to realise the millenial plague for what it is
>>221495732Knew there was a catch coming because there was no gay sex occurring lol
>>221495698what does she think of rylan?
>>221495780Do not. A lad from my school killed himself over a girl last year and all I ever see is his mothers endless posts of pure pain on Facebook
>depression
i aint pray for these baguettes i prayed for better days :)
>>221495507don't worry about it
>>221495805when?
>>221495799green
chudthebuilder used to get pegged by a black woman with a bbc dildo
The UK literally exists to give old people more free money every year while trying to make them live as long as possible so we can keep giving them increasingly more free money.
>>221495879Two more weeks
Reading about Oscar Wilde's little trips to Algeria.
>>221495820she likes him
... scored an excellent hand wiggle reports of a cashnado storm live from my own tv station in sydney nova scotia ai and bots are kicking up to maximum gear all over social media ...
>>221495698which one I went on the stream and can only see some woman with a flat chest
practising football in my garden and praying liam rosenior flies over in a helicopter and scouts me from above at the ripe old age of 29
>>221495858what fucking retard offs himself over a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA1U_-MkEsI
ziedbelg
>>221495985someone at my school did
>>221495879Hantavirus lockdownFurther automation of all industriesFurther AI development making jobs redundantRising cost of living Post-Putin Russian dictator starting another war to tank the global economyI’d say in 20-30 years from now.>>221495909Shutup retard
>>221495894>chudthebuilder>Gets shot multiple times>Charged with attempted murderOf himself?
https://youtu.be/9ymhLMlUPZU?si=zFI8cESEQ4Eb_wOr
>>221495745didn't say any of that, did i?
>'Mr Speaker, I Am A Gooner!': Starmer Jokes In Parliament
>>221495897Give old people all the money and get them funneled into the care system at which point the council seizes control of their finances
niorrose
Ein Klue gegained
>>221496048>20-30 years from nowok. I'll get my affairs in order. I am COMING to australia!
>>221496070state of that bedhoarder bitch
>>221495894and now he gets to get pegged in the abdomen by a black man with a makeshift knife
he asks about you
pride month soon :)
>>221496120Oh behave
wish I were loveable
>>221496081you implied it though you did imply it.
need jaw surgery to fix my bruxism
>>221496067i think he pulled his gun out and tried to shoot someone and accidentally shot himself but i’m not sure. he’s gay for black willies so prison so will enjoy prison
And yes he’s a fag incase you were wondering
The pressure wash to code school pipeline
>>221495879did i ask #owned
umm sir rosenior? please kindly… yes… alrightyeah no worries cheers mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRsT69QzM60
>>221496117Go to the US unironically The real land of opportunityThe only industries in Australia are houses and digging shit out of the ground
>>221496155Who cares?
>>221496164wheres mouldybobs
Is it about me? x
>>221496156I mean theoretically I can see nothing wrong with this, It's just when I put it into practise I realise I am severely mentally ill and cannot apply myself for some strange reason
Give the old people the money and get it trickled down
boomers could do a 3 month web dev bootcamp and get a £100k+ job
...scored an early biscoff creme egg using my excellent intermediate phalanges in tesco...
>>221496185securing funds in seoul for the gherkin
>>221496156did this myself, actually
>>221496193I like the way you think
catberg shaking her butt around and headbutting me and violently rubbing her face on my hands while im trying to do stuff
>>221496193based. surely it has to start working one of these decades
>>221496180Oh yeah? Maybe you’re a flambé
what emotion is this person demonstrating?
what is the point of banning the paedo if you are just going to let him evade
mental how I was like 14 having to pretend to give a fuck that a girl cut herself
so this is catborg
trickle down rorkenomics
>>221496234get her shagged
>>221496156>150k a year coding straight out of schoolthis crusty old fart is stuck in 2011
>>221496261Its the look a white person does when a black guy is talking to them
BP changed Rorke
>>221496261happy
BPCR mugPay with Stripe
>>221496300got a job offer for this just the other day, actually
>>221496261anger, fear
Loading a zinger
>>221496278lol I’d be on the phone till like 3 in the morning while she cries
>>221496327no you didn't be quiet
found rorke
Saving my good posts for the new.
>>221496372Fucking sameDon't care bitch! Not my problem!
>>221495985people that have known love before
it is so much funnier the hundredth time
why hasn't the person who will end up making the new made it yet?
>>221494622we didn't elect sunak oncehe lost the tory leadership race to Liz Truss and then after she got tossed out after a month the Tories rigged it so he'd get in without a vote from the Tory membersas soon as the public did get a say he got destroyed by the most boring man in the entire world
Nobody:Absolutely nobody:Rorke: Waaaaa
>>221496376well I didso that's you done
>>221496476for 150 smackers a year. coding?
>>221496486yh
Coding the chip fryer at McDonald's maybe
get rorke raped
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
alright mate go deploy me a burger
will some evil jf do something useful for once make the new
>Nigel Farage says £5m gift a reward for Brexit campaigningFirst it was "just an honest gift from a mate" to "I took money from a donor in order to help remove the UK from the EUs regulatory sphere in a way that would benefit that donor. "SCREAMINGRorke must have a humiliation fetish. It's the only thing that explains why he keeps getting played over and over again by this worm
>>221496504done him
70 seconds until the new unless someone else is brewing it up, ridiculous that I'm having to do this
Rorke listening to ambient evil incel techno music because he is an ambient evil incel
>>221496550>>221496550>>221496550
>>221496536Rare triple redditspace
>>221490130>>221490130>>221490130
>>221496504raped his arse off
the uk is blocked from so many sites online it's mad
>>221496433Boring politicians are the most likely to win albeit, being weird only works if you’re controversial and loud and proud about it like Orange man
>>221496562Shit
