the chebbers edition
>>221504008they are very big !!!!
>>221504008Funbags
totally content and happy with my gf's average sized 36Bs. no I don't look at other women's giant tits on the street of course not.
>>221504008man I wish I were a hot girl
You sometimes see white people in American who clearly have a tiny trace of black dna, notice that some American white have slightly thicker noses and lips
Just got here and had a quick scan through the last thread. Pretty miserable effort lads, we must do better in this one.
Middle easterners aren't white but they are the closest race to white people genetically speaking. I'm rorke by the way
I assure you this man is as European as you or I
milky milky warm and tastybring it now and please be hasty
No matter how long I use a smartphone the act of typing on the keyboard never ever becomes natural. They need to revive the blackberry.
>>221504025
youtube is now showing full films on official channelshttp://youtube.com/watch?v=33utE7XI-lQ
>>221504035Okay!
The lads
Japanese are white
If Candice wasn't an odd slag who posted multiple nude images of her to 4chan I'd be hunting her down and wedding her
>>221504089that's not even the same cat
pinkpanthress!
>>221504102here's what they didn't tell youthere were 2 cats all along
Drinking already
>>221504075jesus christ the film industry much be desperate
>>221504124It's basically tea time mate crack on
>>221504117kino
err rorke?
>>221504114evil whore
>>221504146It's all third worlders getting advertising money from rorke and gammons watching aislop
don't like the anon who posts news headline screenshots
>>221504146rorke's real name is al rorkesheed and he posts from Libya
>>221504146they post leftist rage bait too, that gif of margaret qualley doing a hide the pain harold face is often attached to a 'men are le bad' post and the account is almost always based in South Asia
>>221504087Nice fragrances, can't help but feel I'm a bit too old for them now. This is more my style these days.
>>221504146my 'bergs can still tell AI apart from real but I can only wonder how long they'll manage formaybe another two or three years
rorke scratching his arse and sniffing his finger
>>221504089hes gone absolutely mental
>>221504206Ktim except it’s Emma Watson’s arse.
>>221504184how do I determine which fragrances are age-appropriate for me, a 33 year old chopped unc?
>>221504206
asylum seekers make up 0.08% of Dorset's population and 44% of sexual offences
>>221504227we're all fae somewhere x
>>221504146musk paying thirdies for posting engagement bait on twitter is destroying the fabric of society
>>221504159
>>221504221lynx africa
>>221504212what you been doing in the bahamas emmayankyou wined pon any black gyals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYor3e2effY
>>221504253Bradley Walsh will answer for his crimes
no description of the men providedstatistically white men make up most of the population of the UK, and of Glasgow, thus we can infer they were most likely white males
>>221504266No, I’m not good with women due to the autism.
gay men sometimes do that thing black people do when they run away while laughing then run backgay lad at my work does it at least once a day to something funny I say at break
Know an indian woman from the caribbean, like full on caribbean accent too
>>221504287part and parcel. she was probably just being a racist bigot x
got some sort of parrot in my garden
>>221504308that's mental they actually both do that
>>221504287screamer
>>221504325that's a woodpecker mate
Traitors in the mud.
>>221504325Your parents'* garden
rorke still using his lips to read books
>>221504347someone's upset they don't have a parrot...
>>221504287>Glasgow>another languageprobably highlanders speaking Gaelic
>>221504338hmm
>>221504333can tell you were so desperate to do a 'mental is it?' post but resorted to the next best thing, imposing the implication of it on my post pathetic behaviour quite frankly
>>221504377I was agreeing with you... rorke mate you've gone feral
doing a performative poo
took several IQ tests for a laugh a month back and I ranged from 107 to 151don't think they're accurate 2bh
>>221504391Online ones are bollocks for sure
>>221504387actually screamed at this post>>221504389sometimes do this when the extended family are round to get alone time to refresh the ol 'ocial 'attery
>>221504422they probably think you've gone off for a quick wank
>>221504023You've never seen a woman
>>221504347lmao done that worthless runt
Sent that runt into the stratosphere. >>>/tv/220514052>>>/tv/220514072
egyptbot speedrunning the ban
started a new job a few months back and I decided, out of the blue, to pretend to be really simple minded and I'm regretting it nowpeople actually talk to me really slowly and smile nervously at me now lolwhat have I donecompletely true btw, not jokingnot disabled tho, like normal 90IQ simple mindedness
bursting for a jobby
I should have been logged on 15 minutes ajoe
>>221504475why dont they make woman like this anymore
>>221504475Mental how much sovl the 2000s had and I didn't appreciate it at the time
get the wasps jarred
>>221504492sir sacked tranny
>>221504492
>>221504501forgot to attach my picture it's massivethink it's a queen
>>221504492corrr
I know agp is the word for the straight hon trannies but what's the word for the gay ones like Blaire White?
the Big Arse, now at McDonald's
>>221504515if it's a queen you're fucked. she's going to call the whole hive
>>221504519bent bloke. use that as a blanket term to describe all of them mate, much easier.
>>221504519Not white
>>221504519hstshomosexual transexual
>>221504534got the windows and all that shut so i've no clue how it got inprobably best to kill it but i don't want to open the jar
>>221504517ktim
>>221504554why is it best to kill it? just let it go out the window
The brown and asian trannies are usually gay and just wan suckee. I'd let this one suck if she kept her clothes on so i couldn't see the wang
>straight hon trannieswhat
>>221504534GAME OVER MAN
I'm so lucky lucky
>>221504567don't want stung or them to know where i live
no sausages left so it's toast for 'kfast
>>221504591I'd most likely let him suck me. You know he's gay he's got to be good at it
>>221504585you could take it far from the house, let it go and then run as fast as you can
>>221504585very strange attitude towards nature. go outside more often you weirdo
>>221504576autogynephiles, basically men who are sexually aroused at the idea of being a woman and remain attracted to other women as their primary motivation for transitioningexamples: sacked trannythe opposite are HSTS homosexual transsexuals who are attracted to menexamples: Hunter Schaefer
>>221504576hon means non passing I think
state of you terminally online tranny experts.
hon means 'laugh' in French
It's not gay if the other guy is sucking is it? And he's dressed like a girl anyway
>>221504606Seems like a pointless distinction, the former are just bi and the latter are actual homos
>>221504602might do it after work, a storm is coming. she can sit with me for now.
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god
haircut with the fit zoomer girl today, can't wait
Would any homosexual transsexuals like to perform felatio on my erect penis iykwim?
How's it going fellow gooners
>>221504515well thats clearly just a normal runt wasp not a queen just let it outside so it can go kill useless shit like flies
Can't imagine being gay. Do they stare at a pair of jubblies and feel nothing?
>>221504652AGP are basically the typical online caricature of a trans personHSTS are the relatively normal ones that get shown around in the media and films etcboth are mtf trans but it helps to distinguish the categories here
Oral copulation with a transvestite?
>>221504711Yeah, don't get it myself. Love a nice soft bouncy woman. Men are all hard and hairy.
turn non passing trannies into mulchintern the passing ones in bussy breeding camps
hard hairy relation with an AGP homosexual mayhaps?
>>221504764I out schizoed Egypt poster? That's you done
>>221504764bit haram
>>221504776its not for me sorry
Streeting looks simultaneously 14 years old and 45 years old
>>221504146desu i sometimes post anti immigration stuff about other countries tooit's simply the sense of trying to preserve what's good
>>221504799You're missing out on shemale delights my friend. I can spot a transexual homosexual from 300 yards in the brush
Wanking rn
>>221504836I'll you in Paris
20 days without messaging the toilfu now, think I'm finally over her
>>221504146>haha gotcha, they are not white, they are ethnic therefore they are bad and in the wrong.. -wait!
Is the prison guard poster who had a toilfu still here
>>221504075Kino
>>221504835why are you telling us about your segare instead of /ita/?
pinkpanthress sounds a little bit like andrew tate when she talks
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1749/76/1749765057491.webm
wish i didn't have to wank
>>221504866yo
>>221504873Imagine living your whole life without tasting bacon, ham, or pork ribs. Dire
>>221504881Get a fuck machine then
and they were room mates
>>221504883toilfu updates?
>>221504835i don't believe that someone would actually post here mid wank
I've noticed that girls never change their profile photos on WhatsApp, they'll have the same one for years
That flavor when the pork fat melts in your mouth from a piece of grilled pork
>>221504914i only need something to get me started and then i can wank for an hour watching the weather channel or /brit/
>>221504008Queen of spades
>>221504889Uh oh EVERYONE in the thread is like did he just say dire instead of danny? danny is what we all say instead of dire because it's neo-cockney rhyming slang due to danny dyer the actor. you outed yourself as a newfag and everyone's feeling high and mighty about it
i never went to oovoo javer
>>221504917You're a husky chap yeah?
>>221504936jay dyer
>>221504936lol
>>221504287They won't like this
jay dire
>>221504967Abides
>>221504911not much has changed unfortunately. Conversation is drying up between us and afaik she's still with the other guy. No point dwelling on it any more so I'm trying to move on. A sad ending to the saga but such is life
no wonder you zoomers are virgin incel shut ins, look at the state of some of you here
>>221504955they voted for it
>>221504974ok
>>221504974do you think i got that fire drippy wet or nah
love a good look at the state of you lot post. the lack of self awareness is amazing
>>221505002cute feet
>>221504973Last day of work you should ask her if she'd be into an open relationship where you get to shag her arse robbie (that's neo-cockney rhyming slang meaning due to Robbie Rotten)
>>221504988It's always 5 o'clock somewhere
5 days until I can sex the gf lads
mornin lids
>>221505011Thanks x
>last day of workblud thinks its school and he gets 2 months off in the summer
>>221504308Gay "culture" is mostly downstream from black culture so it makes a lot of senseHalf the slang they use is just nicked directly from black women
rorke might be a loose cannon, but DAMN does he get results
My favourite English woman is Sharna Walker :)
cant remember if i already took my vitamines this mornign so ive just taken them againif i already took them then im gonna be like superman or summat todday
>>221505069alri alcohol wet brain lad
>>221504591this faggot still pandering? mamma mia
Morning ladsGot stitched up like a kipper in the morning meeting today when some guy laughed at my haircut. He did me good and proper ngl
>>221505051We already be knowin.
>>221505019I don't work with her any more, that's why she's fading from my life :( Haven't actually seen her in person since early Feb
>>221505084what
>>221505089i hope another toilfu crossed your path >>221505053the results being HIV positive after shagging black pussy
can tell toilberg is on her period cos shes not replying to my messages
>>221505086it's ok big dawg you'll get em next time
there used to be this gang member guy at my school who carried a big knife and everything one day a video came out of him recording himself putting carrots up his arse lmao
>>221505086trying to fit in larping like a 1950s fisherman or something are you? grow up mate you are on an anime yank imageboard on the internet
it's funny how most blacks think they can get white women when in reality it's only an extremely small percentage of white women who get with them, and they are most likely mentally ill freaks or got molested.
daily reminder that if you’re not training, you’re not trying. Get yourself to the gym today little man
>>221505123lass I work with likes to just announce shes on the rag as if its crucial information
>foreign guys are creepyah yes, by foreign they mean english or irish, definitely BLACKyou are not allowed to say that the admin removed all the comments lmao
>>221505124Nah im done and finished and chopped. I'm the joke of the group now. The punching bag
wet brain wet brain wet brain wet brain wet brain wet brain
>>221505136VIOLENTLY RAPED THAT FREAKAZOID
>>221505141gyms are for goy retards that eat slop and drive everywhere because theyre slobs. Normal people dont need Big Gym to regulate their health
>>221505136Stitched up like a kipper is a saying you idiot
>>221505167t. 5'6 manboy
>>221505167absolute weasel you are 8 stone soaking wet
>>221505188stupid arsehole
>>221505202Low T
>>221505188wow what a dull webm
>>221504391I got 95 and it's destroyed me
no sign of the parrot again in my garden
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/1950s%20dockhand/
>>221505203ive got high t actually just did a blood testjust seen your blood test and it says youve got big mong
>>221505204Actually… it’s a mp4
Everyone goes in their phone when driving these days. Not me though
>>221505216i did one and it was the highest theyve ever seen
>>221505220are they homosex? they look like it
>>221504517chad
I think if the police had powers to shoot all selfish/dangerous drivers on the spot the roads would be a lot safer.
>>221505220these niccas always with the veneers looking goofy asl
>>221505241That’s what British women are attracted to
>>221505252would be executing middle lane hoggers constantly
>>221505260is that your excuse for being an unloveable sexless incel your entire life?
I don’t text while driving but I do take phone calls while driving as far as I’mConcerned it’s not different than putting your hand to the side of your head and that’s not illegal, my eyes aren’t being used are they
… just bought some more ‘wide fit’ shoes because my others stopped fitting. It’s what you do when your up at 1:09 - me wearing my excellent glasses watching Roland Garros women’s final - because it’s what you do at 1:12 am - on TNT sports 2 on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221505053my rorky swaggy is mad drip rn cuz
got some of those grip things from amazon and they exploded in my hands and how im on 2000 quid a month bennies cos i cant do anything
>>221505211sacked tranny used it sometimes too although i don't think specifically dockhand
>>221505279ever heard of speaker phone or ..?
>>221505285Big Tim dunkin on narrow shoe virgins
>>221505277Aren’t incels by definition sexless?
poison all the water sources in africa
>>221505309you can still have sex and be spiritually an incel
>>221505279> it’s not different than putting your hand to the side of your head and that’s not illegalim sure starmer will fidn a way
Good morning Nigels!!
>>221505309please don't post ugly, disgusting niggers on /brit/thank you
>>221505309some blokes who you’d consider an incel have had some crazy amounts of dog raw shagging
… getting a knee workout wearing my excellent glasses watching tennis highlights on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>221505336
>>221505285He's just been turned into the purest form of goy. He just sits all day, getting fatter, buying shit off amazon, watching telly
>>221505336What ever happened to NSN and that Sewell cat
>>221505298weird thing is it was first used in 2014 before being used again in 2019 and multiple times most years after that, since it's such a specific phrase
>>221505290Imagining you typing this while you have a big spring coming out of your temple and drool leaking from the side of your mouth
https://x.com/RestoreBritain_/status/2055017713160900628Quite remarkable they managed to get this turnout in Camden of all places
… breakfast time from my iPhone wearing my excellent glasses watching tennis highlights on sky sports tennis on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>221505366Might be the same person or the source is some reference outside of here
>>221505376im surprised the tolerant freedom loving leftypol wasn't outside protesting and abusing them
>>221505377That was a great match tbf. Time has exceptional taste in sport
Sat in this grim office and can't believe I used to come here for 8 hours a day 5 days a week
Timmy better not be making handwash cocktails
>>221505376I'm voting for the Rorkstore party myself
>>221505336how you doing racismlad, you been good?
>>221505362they got shut down. classic "national socialists" who jump ship as soon as shit hits the fan. Hitler had the balls to go to prison for his views. anyway, they're all pussies. Unlike my hero Patrick Crusius
got a 'fee and I'm sucking it
is there a bigger humiliation for a man than to grow older sexless? Every day the world reminds you that you wernt good enough to achieve the bare minimum in life
what's the worst smelling fartreckon hangover farts come close
>>221505376I'm voting for the restore milfs partyOn their restoration of milfs policy
>>221505442grow up
>>221505422yeah been alright, murdered a few niggers today, shit was cash!how about you my British friend?
>>221505336Allow dillian he’s funny
heartberg on a mad one after a night of drinking and cokereckon i will have a fucking heart attack soon
>>221505449most people are demented gooner teenagers like you and dont centre their entire lives around le epic pussy and boobies. Grow up
>>221505468Not bad tbf
>>221505454i'll shoot you in the head with a gun and kill you
>>221505452dog fartsif we're counting human only, it's spam farts
>>221505480you studied the blade did you
its chewsday innit
hello hello hello
>>221505480the average normie is obsessed with sex, retard
>>221505449Majority of men become sexless or looking at other women they wish they could fuck once their wives get old.
>>221505376What's more remarkable is they're a normal looking bunch of peopleNormally these groups attract utter cretins
>>221505496bodied that freak
why is it still so bastard fucking cold
>>221505509Nice cope
>>221505507no need to sign your posts
>>221505376what if a wog showed up to one of these
zack poolandski didnt even vote in the elections lol
>>221505507most people settle down and stop mentally fixating of genitals and coitus mate are you 19 or something
>>221505516I'll make a few calls and get next week to be warm
>>221505509KTIM what I wouldn’t give to fuck a different women, could never betray my women as it were. I’ve had more than my fair share but that was past me and I’m jealous of him
>>221505509>non-white subhuman gutter trash freak has an opinion
>>221505532Legally they wouldn't be able to deny them membership to the party thanks to legislation that was passed because the BNP was doing exactly that back in the day
>>221505516are you nblind
computers used to have nice, clean interfaces with clear buttons and snappy functionalitynow it's all bloated shit even with modern hardware they all run shite
>>221505537you must be a shut in
>>221504087>>221504087
>>221505554Vaporware album cover
kidnap niggers, kill them and then grind their bones to dust
O’brien wouldn’t be a bad PMHe’d be better than starmer
>>221505573Can't you get arrested for saying shit like this in your country?
Use aussies as fishing bait to feed the Chinese
julian mcmahon
grand rising :)
my life a moviee
zoomers will never know the feeling of turning on the computer, listening to the dial up tone, and spending two hours surfing the internet (maximum time allowed on the computer), then going outside to play, disconnected from the web
LOOOL Farage required all media to pre submit questions for approval before his press conference.Mr free speech at it again, nothing to hide
>>221505585lol
>>221505549even if they were allowed to i'm guessing most of them would feel too sympathetic to tell them sothey look so normal
>>221504056Holly hell mates I want I want a British slag so badly, do I even have shot? As a Gomez.
I have some mad fixation on the past, I shagged around loads but I’m jealous of myself now that I’m older and settled down I think about how much more I would’ve done and fantasise about it constantly anyone else have this
>>221505599you can still do this today mate
Reckon my next car will be a Honda Civic
>>221505627blog on boring faggot
>>221505599>>221505642
>>221505627kateem!i had sex in uni and i was shit in bed. wish i could go back now and indulge in all my fantasies instead of just awkwardly putting my penis inside and cumming 2 minutes later
>>221505620i used to look like this in my twink days, not gay myself though of coursenow im a rotten rancid old ugly man
>>221505621Depends on your height
feel like shite this morning
>>221505599i didn't have internet until like 2007. my dad bought me heaps of games and gaming consoles, but just didn't want to pay for internet. probably why i turned out normal unlike the rest of you faggots
this is it
>>221505627literally me
>>221505650I know the missed opportunities are haunting lad, I wonder if it’s less painful to have never had the opportunities
>>221505669screaming at the possibility that this is racismlad
any TND advocates in?
The internet has been a disaster for mankind really.
>>221505669im normal
>>221505653I missed out on gay love by repressing. It's never too late to bone twinks however. I'm not even that hot and i get messaged by them on apps
>>221505656i'd feel like shit every morning if i was sw*dish
>>221505710
>>221505700I've enjoyed it generally
>>221504008Her eyes look weird, imagine her without makeup. Nice tits though.
rorke be like sc
>>221505708Fuck off paedo
>>221505603the left doesn't believe in free speech
can't stop looking at this
>>221505766oh my
>>221505542are you that guy who shagged loads of birds before he was 30 or something like that
>>221505708I just can't get over imagining the smell
