>Ok, so maybe the trampoline wasn't such a good idea. But you know what? At least I'm out there trying new things. If it was up to you all we'd ever do is work and go to church.>That's not true at all.>Oh yeah? Name one fun thing you've done in the past month.>I can name ten things. Uh...I made Sloppy Joes.>That's not fun.
>>220510841>ChurchI hated that shit. What'd you do to avoid going, /tv/?My sister and I just had to be extra quiet before 7:30 otherwise my dad would get up in time and take us "So your fuckin' mother wont bitch.."If we survived to even just 7:31 we knew he wasn't going to rush and wouldn't want to go.
>>220510955>What'd you do to avoid going, /tv/?I didn't.I went to church. I liked it.
>>220510841Good grief, she's naked!
>>220510972You're probably Latinx. I'm Latinx and most of my friends and I enjoyed church.
>>220510992>latinxpoopbutt, why do you maricons unironically say latinx
>>220511016I was born in Baja and I say it because it rustles the jimmies of every Latinx and Latine out there.
>>220511063Ladies and gentleman, THIS anon is the inner-child I've been talking about!
>>220511063>rustles the jimmiesbased
>>220510955>>220510972I didn't necessarily like going to church itself, but my parents would always either make a big Sunday breakfast afterwards, or even take the whole family out to breakfast occasionally. So it was never much of a battle in our house, we knew that homemade biscuits and gravy or pancakes from a diner were waiting as the reward when we got done.We had a Wednesday night youth group thing too. That was more fun than church in the first place, and they always served dinner. Almost always mac and cheese that dried out under a heat lamp, and then chicken nuggets or hot dogs or something along those lines. Looking back, it was cheap and poorly made food. But all the kids loved it, and unlike school, you could have all you wanted. Then all the kids would run it off with our church friends while the teacher tried vaguely to instill a Bible lesson. Comfy times.
>>220511063I've had like 5 Latino people figure out that I'm a chud or at least not a shitlib, and go on unprompted rants to me about how much they hate Latinx and find it insulting. Seems like every Hispanic person who's not straight out of an Ivy League indoctrination center HATES it lol
I loved going to church. I’d go and scream out the prayers and dance and sing. My family are Pentecostals.
>>220511210Wholesome.
>>220510955I was raised by a single father and he isn't religious at all. I can't wrap my head around the idea of being forced to go to church every weekend. Sounds awful.
>>220510841Sloppy joes are fucking disgusting, how did they get shilled as a fun kid food? Me and all my niggas hated that absolute slop as kids, and as an adult its even worse
>>220510955There was absolutely no avoiding it for me. Even if I slept over at a friend's house, I would have to go with my friend's family.
>>220510992Black people tend to enjoy church as well.
>>220511495all women think they're still 22 when they're 72. pay it no mind.
>be a little 10 year old atheist me>"I don't wanna go to church mom, it's dumb">"OK fine honey, we'll walk to church and you can stay home">as soon as they leave, I go to boobs.com on the family computer>trannies and double penetration popups fill the screen>start crying and shitting and desperately try to exit them all>the dell desktop freezes>turn off the monitor>walk to church crying the whole way>to this day I can't remember what I did when I got home>mfw imagining my dad having to fix the computer after that one
why does Homer wear pyjamas when Marge sleeps in the nude? he's the fattest of the two.
>>220511553she's only nude when Mark Kirkland is the animation director. something something his dad used to photograph Marilyn Monroe.
>>220510955I fucking hated church. All those piece of shits would smile all friendly to us even though everyone knew my dad would beat us whenever he gets drunk. Everyone was fine singing Alleluiea but not one word how my dad abused us.
>>220511580it's odd because they'd well established by this point that Marge wears pyjamas.then this scene goes out of its way to show you her bare back and give you a boner in front of your whole amily.
>>220511553that mostly stopped being a thing after Season 5 because Fox wanted them to clean up and standardize the animation/character models to cut down on costs
>>220510955My parents held church in the attic, 5:35am sharp until noon. Me and the rest of the kin of my generation were expected to be completely silent throughout all the sacraments.
>>220511672I guess in that case it’s completely, 100% bonafied cannon that Homer had fucked her the evening before, and they fell asleep immediately post coitus. They’re a long time married couple with three children and Homer has a full time job. They don’t have sexual intercourse every night (hell, there’s even an episode specifically about this concept), but they also haven’t stopped enjoying each other’s bodies yet, only being in their mid thirties. The key takeaway is this. The writers and animators of that episode left you, the viewer, context clues to lead you to the inevitable revelation that due to her change in nighttime attire, during the night that directly preceded the scene in question, Homer’s phallus became erect and in that state of affairs, he entered Margery, and most likely, achieved climax. The production team WANTED you to know that. Ponder on this, and by knowing one thing, you will come to know ten thousand things.
>>220511789not at all. some people just sleep nude because they like doing it.
>>220511789you're that guy in the Harry Potter thread, aren't you?
nobody noticed that she's also sleeping naked with the curtains open while Jimbo et al are outside
>>220511879this explains the kite scene.
>>220511863If I were, I couldn’t possibly reveal my secrets like that.
>>220511816Yes, but not Marge. She goes to sleep in pyjamas, as we already established. Face it, Homer convinced her to peel them off, and give him access to her naked body. It’s quite simply cannon.
>>220511553It was a normal thing for a long time, to sleep in the nude in a cold room but a super hot bed. My mom did the same. You amerifags are such prudes
>>220511956This is normal if you have wife or girlfriend. At most she has panties, but nothing else. Easy access at all times.
>>220511981i'm British and seeing my mum's saggy tits every night turned me off women.
>>220511956>cannonyou are operating on so many fucking layers here.
>>220511789>but they also haven’t stopped enjoying each other’s bodies yetThere shouldn't ever be a yet. People who think this is normal need to get a clue.
>>220511996That sounds like a personal problem.
>>220510955I'm an atheist and I still go to the church. The place is filled with cuties and some of them are actual virgins. Great place.
>>220510955Couldn't. Black family. Thankfully, the church we went to didn't have service on the fifth Sunday of any month that had it. I believe in god and all, I just hate church folk.
>>220512067of course, but it was mother's decision. it informed my view of all women, how could it not?
>>220512006Until modern short skirts in the 1920s dresses went all the way down to foot length so it's not as if anyone could look up your dress anyway.
>>220512143why didn't they just wear trousers?it makes far more sense for MEN to wear skirts/kilts since we have (more) external genitalia and don't gudh fluids at random.
>>220510841this is gender swapped. men want to go to work, hang out, chill, eat, play games, and relax, while women constantly want stimulation and "adventures" and to go out to eat every night and get drinks.
>>220512228actually it's more accurate to say that women like exciting men so Marge IRL would be turned on by all of his wacky adventures
>>220512125Sounds like you or someone else should have called CPS. This is not normal, just becuase the father has access to the mothers body in the bedroom does not mean that the child should see this. This is a seperate problem.
>>220512228They inverted that in A Milhouse Divided when Marge is sore that Homer doesn't want to have dinner parties and invite people over.
>>220512282we didn't have agency in the 90s. it would have been the NSPCC/Childline over here, I'd have had to sneak off to a payphone and they would have told me to stop wasting their time.Pablo Picasso wrote about he saw a DIAGRAM of a vulva in a textbook at an early age, and if you search for the nudes he drew (not sure if they count as NSFW, won't risk it) you can viscerally FEEL how he viewed women.my first gf had really nice tits, they were wasted on me because of my mother. i'm glad society is more prudish now. also, she didn't buy me a Dreamcast when i REALLY wanted one.
>>220511993Yes, but what exactly is the easy access you speak of, that removing the panties allows? Why, it’s simple. Removing the panties allows the woman in question’s male sexual partner to enter her with his turgid, engorged member.As you said, this is normal. I’ll grant you that. What I will push back on is this. The following men wanted you to understand that this event had in fact happened, most likely concluding with Homer achieving an intra-vaginal ejaculation (going from context clues about the rest of their sex life, and family planning, or lack thereof.)Bob Anderson, animation director.George Myer, writer.Both of these men wanted to use Bart’s Inner Child (1F05) to firmly establish the evens described above as cannon, in your mind. Even when>>220511672described, there was a high statistical likelihood that you were underaged, watching this episode with your parents, perhaps experiencing your sexual awakening, your own erection mirroring the one Homer used to bring Bart, Lisa and Maggie into existence.And my question is simply this. Why?
>>220512636>And my question is simply this. Why?i ask myself this same question every day.if my mother had given me a simple>Anon get out, i'm piss.whenever she went to the toilet, instead of making it a hairy, noisy spectacle, i'd be a happily married man today.i also would have got to play the original Sonic Adventure 1 & 2 instead of waiting for the GameCube ports.
>>220510841Petah Griffin had this argument with Lois and his conclusion was setting the house on fire for entertainment. Homero is a boring faggot blaming his wife for being boring.
>>220512727I’m deeply sorry for your loss anon. Sonic Adventure 2 was pretty good.
>>220510841I can see the point of going to church when all the other Churchos are close family members and friends or when you're all from a close-knit community of hardcore zionists who vote Drumpfft, but what's the point when it's all random NPCs you don't even know?
>>220510955I didn't mind church itself I just hated getting up early on the weekend (still do).
>>220513728Yeah getting up three hours before church started, so you had time to do your morning prayers at the same time the shift before you was doing their vespers always sucked. It was so cold in winter. I wish we could have worn undergarments beneath our nightgowns.
>>220513568>what's the point when it's all random NPCs you don't even know?I'm starting to feel this way about things in general nowadays. I have a pretty good life but I wouldn't mind expanding my world by joining a club or something but I just don't see it leading anywhere. I feel like COVID (or whatever) just wrecked what little sense of community we had left.
>>220510955I've never known anyone who goes to church except for weddings and funeralst. European
>>220514052Well no shit, you guys go to mosques.
>>220514072I've never seen a mosque either, but I do know there's a buddhist stupa in my town (don't know where)
>>220510955>>220510972Same. I didn't mind. When I was young, anyway. By the time I was in high school, I didn't like it anymore because I had come to realize almost everyone was a LARPer and I'd taken it way more seriously than anyone else did. I felt duped.
>>220511789>fell asleep immediately post coitusThat shit's nasty. Who wants to sleep in a bunch of bodily fluids. If you don't shower before and after sex, you're gross.
>>220511595>Alleluiea
>>220510841Trying new things is fine, but not at the cost of other people's peace and quiet.>>220510955Funny, I hated it as a child but love it now as an adult. It gives me a certain peace I rarely find anywhere else.
>>220514052That line at the start of Good Omens (book, don't know of it made it to the tv show) always rang true for me and most of the people I know:"When it came to avoiding going to church, he solidly avoided going to St (xxx; can't find my book), and he wouldn't dream of avoiding going to any other."There's a Buddhist monastery here actually, converted pub of all places. Shame, it was a good one, but it was increasingly empty. Funny to see the occasional little Asian lad in orange robes out and about in the Norf though.
>>220510955Luckily my family only went to church for a short period of time when I was a kid and not even every week. Just wanted to perform for the extended family I guess. My cousin had it way worse, every single Sunday and no skipping allowed even if you're sick.
>>220514349Do you not get sleepy after you cum? I always do. Plus, if you shower, it’s guaranteed she gets dressed again, and you miss out on those gentle half asleep boob squeezed as you start to drift off. They’re unparalleled, if you ask me.
>>220514800Yes, my parents were very religious too. Skipping was strictly banned in our commune as well. I remember like it was yesterday, my mum finding the jump rope. We all got our hides tanned for it. Punishment was always collective back then. I knew which of my sisters had been involved so the rest of us gave the pair of them a second, private thrashing later on when we were all supposed to be out foraging together. That’s how we used to solve things back then. It took me a long time to realise my that’s what my parents, and the elders wanted. We all did their dirty work for them, and now I never even speak to any of my siblings. Not even my half siblings, on either side. Oh well, I didn’t know anything back then. It wasn’t my fault. I was only ten years old. I couldn’t even read yet. But I have to tell you anons, I think I’m finally healing. Finally watching the “demonic” Simpsons as an adult and realising they treated each other better than we did really was eye opening.
>>220514465there's a church near my job converted to a brewery, like there are two story tall stainless steel brewing tanks completely occupying the bottom floor and you're sitting on these balconiesbut i looked it up and the church used to be some freaky jehovas church or something so I prefer this incarnation of it
