1950s dockhand edition
mental how mewing actually instantly makes you look bettet
>>221505710all robos now doing this lark
poo scran
How’s /GF2026/ going fellas?
>>221505741called it off early. it's not happening
>>2215057410 dates0 women talked to 0 effort put in
I'm worth a million in prizea
>>221505741i've got my rape dungeon set up, just need to find a suitable mate to kidnap and breed
>>221505709don’t be rude
Incoming Bradley
why do you Brits let Americans make your threads?
>>221505741had a blinding start in March with the toilfu then it all fell apart and I've stopped caring about women again
cheeky
Is it actually over for Cuba this time?
>>221505767don't be sw*dish
>>221505783what happened lad?
>>221505797dunno
got a meeting starting at 10am, after which my day is clear and i'll be here drinking and postingWFH + chatgpt = zero work other than meetings
>>221505790rorke's da
shit yank editionpiss off
>>221505813that’s pretty sad
SCREAM
those lil squeaky farts that smell vile
>>221505839He doesn't fear the storm for he is the rain
>>221505807convinced myself she had split with her bf when she actually hadn'tmade a move on her and embarrassed myselfnow I'm just trying to forget it ever happened
>>221505842it’s just grim
>>221505783the bulgarfu?
do brits get australian products like arnotts, vegemite, etc? i had these lush british jelly babies by taveners a couple times from aldi but they aren't there anymore
>>221505790>>2215057902 bottles of Oasis and a small bottle of vodka please Rajesh
>>221505859pathetic little worm aren't you. whatever made you think she'd be interested in a worthless scrote like you
Been driving 4 years but still can't reverse park. Should learn how to really
>>221505842genuine disgrace
>>221505842Rorkeypops won’t be doing that again will he?
>>221505873ngl lad, marmite is better than vegemite and penguins are better than timtams.
>>221505842they also found the lads phone in the killers pocket
>>221505859Chin up fella, it’s a numbers game and you’re a braver man than most for giving it a go. God loves a trier and you’ll get your chance next time
>>221505839Hold the line Starmtroopers.
>>221505873arnotts?
>>221505741Alright, she should be coming over tonight for the weekend to play playstation and if I'm a good boy maybe get to stick my willy in her
>>221505888My car does it for me, literally no chance I could do it myself now. If I ever had to I would literally have to park somewhere else lol
>>221505873only products I know of are vegemite, timtams and bundaberg drinks. We also have a lot of aussie wine if that counts
https://youtu.be/m5THZW1HR5s
>>221505842>Nowak>Digwa not arsed.
i write my name on the walli know they pray for my fall
>bundabergnew name arse
>>221505913me and one of my old gfs did a bet on a need for speed game on PlayStation if she lost I got to shag her in the arse. I won and shagged her in the arse and she cried her eyes out lol
>>221505925Need that technology too. I'm still driving a manual like a dickhead
>>221505896pretty sure we just copy everything british but make it our own way. Probably to save inporting it back in the day>>221505909Arnotts biscuits company. They make heaps of different biscuits and what not. you should try them
>>221505842>gets stabbed
>>221505878I know she likes me lad, she even admitted it. Not everyone in here is a weird freak>>221505904thanks lad
>>221505941nowak was british you gimp
>>221505935why would you import australian wine when france and italy are right next door? is it cheap or something?
>>221505842
>>221505878that’s how you feel about yourself isn’t it, it’s ok this is a safe space
gigachad memes have a fly in them now for some reason
don't like hearing about people dying
>>221505994i do, but only when it's non-European filth
>>221505977Shouldn’t have been racist then should he?
>>221506003I want to gently squeeze her neck while we cuddle naked in bed
mad that we saw the current state of the UK and decided we should copy it
>>221506003looks like a female Clavicular
>>221505977Aye Nowak a famously British name
>>221506032Faceblind autist
16 barefoot erotic
>>221505873yeah bruce mate nobody is importing your grim snacks halfway across the fucking world to eat them lad
>>221505977polish you mean
>>221505873in america we get tim tams
>>221506003we love her yas queen
I'm 36 and in the best place physically, emotionally and financially that I have been ever
>>221506030i'm just grateful i never had kids so my children won't have to grow up around subhuman beastfolk
but New York and the sopranos have long standing tiesAnd that’s not going to change Not for you or anybody else
>>221506065leftists are extremely mentally ill
>>221506064I'm 22 and can get an erection simply by thinking about itkind of puts all your so-called financial happiness in perspective now doesn't it
>>221505992he rides the fly too and often into tall buildings like skyscrapers
>>221506064still a virgin homosexual bender
>>221505982Nice to have a choice isn't it. 19 crimes is one of the most popular wines in the UK, even though it's absolute shit; but there's still plenty of very nice Aussie wine.
at least I’ve got my Microsoft Teams
>>221505873Timtams have been sold here for the last few years and they’re shite, quite bizarre how Aussies rave about such an incredibly mid biscuit
>>221505956May need to try this. What was on offer if you lost?
>>221506062based. gonna go down to bunnings tomorrow and buy a milwaukee drill to support ameribros>>221506046cringe. don't be seething you don't get to enjoy premium quality Australian delicacies
saw a massive round arse yesterday
quite a few posts up there are in contempt of court
>>221506103Are they just a worse penguin? That's what I've heard
>>221506109I don’t think there was a forfeit if I lost, I think we just wanted to do the arse shagging really
>>221506087unless you're a fat slob who never exercises, erections are not a problemi'm 38 and still wank 3 times a day
>>221505741Signed up for a dating app and I've only been added by black women
>>221506096that's cool. i only buy this shit $5 aus wine but have it with ice to make it toleravle enough to drink>>221506103i've never been that into tim tams. i prefer monte carlos desu but our shapes biscuits absolutely MOG anythinf britain or america makes
>>221506155men's mental health day x
>>221506146black coochie got rorke moving different
>>221506146gigachad
>>221506118They’re actually better than current Penguins because Penguins don’t even have real chocolate anymore but that’s not saying much. Even in their heyday Penguins were pretty mid.
>>221506155guhRIM
a lot of lidl red wines are from australia£5 a bottle for decent stuff, yes it tastes better than £10 ones from tesco
>>221506146The lowest specimens available, unlucky mate keep pushing
>>221506155imagine how pooey that water is
get the missing cuties posted
walking into the sainsburys like>I'm 22 and can get an erection simply by thinking about it
>>221506157Doubt they’re better than mini cheddars but ok
>>221506155i'd love to be gayvery easy sex
>>221506199very pissy as well, one could imagine
>>221506173Ah I wouldn't say they were mid I love a choccy treat. What's actually the best are chocolate fingers those are like crack and I could eat a whole box in one sitting if I wanted, they're the pringles of chocolate treats
mate who ive known for almost 20 years has stopped talking to me might as well do myself in thensick of these bastard people
>>221506216thats what the incel to troon pipeline is for
h
>>221506199*pokey
DEAD MAN WALKIN' DOWN THE GREEN MILE
>>221506234this happened to me a few years ago. Feels bad man :(
>>221506155disgusting yuck!
friday ? yeah ? ohh xmeans that… they getting their waves done? x
>>221506215>mini cheddarsif you've had either of these you'd know that's simply not true
>>221506196Cheers virgin
CORRRRRRRRRR
feeling a tad odd
>>221506257katy bunking off school to be with the mandem
>>221506269ai shite
>>221506269hussy
mad how rich yanks are, was always told they were poor growing up but it just isn't true
>>221506271saving this for sacked tranny that's a good image
>>221506297we just have a more meritocratic system
>>221506297they're only one sprained ankle away from bankruptcy thoughever
>>221506282not ai you buffoon
>>221506312This is a global cope over how much money they make, always comparing themselves with the lowest of American rather than their equivalent
>>221506315ai
buffoon mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL-UxriSGEM
um how old is that foid
right so what actually are "british values"? the biomass seem to believe that any value revolving around them is british, and the rest seem to think that things like courage, nationalism whatever are unique to britain and wouldnt be given as an answer by every other country in the world
>>221506267>Nacho CheeseSounds like Yankslop
>>221506282shut up bbc verify. bet you think this is ai as well
>>221506234>>221506252This is the plot of The Banshees of Inisherin
>>221506341redcoatsred bayonetsconquestimperialism
the reason retards argue about america is that most retards (you included) are only capable of black and white thinkingamericans are either rich or poorretard brain is too retarded to consider the possibility that there is a large wealth gap between the poor and the rich, unlike in europe where the poorest still have access to housing and health care
used to be a shagger me and then I tried a bloke and wasn’t a fan of it and now I’m not really sure where I stand
>>221506341diversity, fairness and fish and chips on Brighton beach
>>221506352fuckng piss taker making a cat work like that, just not on is it
>>221506312yeah that's what I thought too but it only applies to the poorwe were always fed the bottom rung of society and told that's what life is like over there
oi rorke you bloody benchod
>>221506297they have to live around niggers, spics and kikes though? would rather be poor lad
>>221506357what the fuck why has a yank watched this lmao
*does a think*
>>221506368Is your butt still sore?
30 minute countdown for the McDonald's Breakfast menu.Get your orders in.
>>221506357https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU
>>221506387
>>221506385Was a meme on /tv/ for a while
>>221506341stealingoppressingrapingracismkilling inferior "people"i support all these things btw
>>221506394mcpoo barm
>>221506384and we don't?
>>221506385It's a great film, I've seen it twice. It was popular here after it came out, and got lots of Oscars buzz
>>221506394Already had my breakfast. Made it myself because I'm not a lazy slob who supports illegal migration.
>>221506352That's not very professional
>>221506406hate seeing this twerps engagement bait vids on my recommended
>>221506422thinking bout thos beans
Only half ten and I've already achieved my single task at toil. Well mostly, I need to make a change but it'd kick everyone in our London office off WiFi and I don't think they'd appreciate it, so stick that one on the back burner.
>>221506403Tell that mixed race black face bong.
>>221506394Once bought a breakfast bap a few mins before it ended and they gave me a triple patty rather than twoHonestly was a bit much desu
>>221506341no culture has unique values
have a gay cousin who does the lisp and everything and he got scared once and did the most deep masculine shout I've ever heardknew it was all a leeformance since then
>>221506436This is why you’re in the best place physically, emotionally and financially that you’ve ever been
>>221506424>According to the 2021 UK Census, approximately 0.4% to 0.5% of the population in England and Wales identifies as JewishLabour won't spend anywhere near that much on other people that make up 10%+ of the population.
>>221506424amazing that they get away with this shit, but if i say all jews including the children need to be eradicated, all of a sudden i'm the bad guy
>>221506446this guy’s all over my recommended
There's nobody I judge quite as much as people getting mcdonalds breakfast slop delivered to their doors. Like yeah admittedly a mcmuffin is pretty good but it's just too much having a brown bring it to you. Back in my day most of the satisfaction was in going and getting it, now you just poke about on your phone and get it dropped off to your personal shame room
>>221506480gays are mad
>>221506480is he cute? can i have his discord?
i love stealing but i can't do it anymore because i've had legal woes and generally been ostracised from my community
>>221506491its peak neoliberalism
>>221506481Are you telling me this guy is 36?
>>221506508what you used to steal? i used to be a thief until i got caught breaking and entering
>>221506511You wouldn’t believe it would you? First time I saw him on Microsoft Teams he didn’t look a day over 23
got the heating on
Whatever happened to Bruce, the autistic Australian who would hire escorts and said he wanted to have sex with his mom and who kept threatening to kill himself?Also what happened to Mihai?
My Eurotrip is coming together nicely
>>221506385It's not exactly niche amongst film enjoyers it got loads of hype
>>221506534they got what was coming to them
rorke shoving fistfulls of dog poo up his arseleftypol eating cat shit
>>221506534mihai killed himself years ago
>>221506534All Australians sound like you've described. Mihai is supposedly deceased or not deceased depending on who tells his story.
gf just doesn’t get important things done effectively it is disappointing
I’m 25 and in the best place physically, socially and sexually that I have been ever
McMuffins aren't even nice. The egg is fucking shite.
>>221506480good gimmick
What happened to that one Australian that loved/enjoyed The Simpsons and Futurama?
>>221506534i want to know what happened to the aussie guy who used to bait hookers and tinder sluts with a fake chad profile into driving like an hour to meet him, but cancelled last minute lmao love that guy
>that one Australian that loved/enjoyed The Simpsons and Futurama?
bacom and sweet potato fries for luncha nd probably some beans
https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
>>221506570There's plenty of options.
Pink Pantheress sex arse
>>221506524pens from the post office
>>221506598Still has the same shite egg in it.
September cant come fast enough
>>221506570The only breakfast i ever get at mcd is the sausage egg and cheese biscuit with hash brown and coffee. Bit of me it is.
rorke dna results came backhe's 100% pure bhenchod
>>221506610all excited for your little nonce game are you. very good
ah yes mcdonalds and video gamesutter utter runts in here
>>221506536Where you going?I'm heading to the former Yugoslavia countries next month
>>221506605Here you go.
>>221506601pathetic. you're an embarrasment to our forefathers
wonder how many not racist people would choose white drivers if the slop apps gave you the choice
>>221506613Looks like a scone
they made a book about rorke
Mate of mine is dating a Nigerian but she's one of the 1% of them who speak properly and have a brain between their ears
>>221506628That looks shit as well. I'll stick with my home made breafast thanks, if it's all the same.
i challenge you
>>221506637American biscuits are like British scones
breakfast wrap is LENG
>>221506624what does that make you
>>221506646Your loss.
>>221506624Teams meeting is done already is it?
any fillums?
>>221506637>>221506649Incorrect.
>>221506632my leftypol(ish) sister once said 'oh, my drivers white' when ordering an Uber and she surprised herself at how spontaneously happy she was at that lol
>>221506657CORR get IN
>>221506657Not really
any man might play classic plus wow
Might actually join restore Britain lads
just in one of those moods i want a closeted middle aged man to dress me up in his wife’s best knickers and bareback breed me while bent over the bonnet of his car
>>221506682scc
>>221506682a tad gay
for me its
>>221506682hi
Can’t decide whether I like a maccies brekkie better or a wetherspoons brekkie
>>221506679you'll ruin it
i support stealing rioting and destruction of public propertythis is why i admire black yanks in some ways theyre the least raped people out there
>>221506699yeah?
>>221506701live your myth in wetherspoons
rorke seems... a little different recently
>>221506670Only 10 minutes or so left before the McDonald's Breakfast menu closes for 24 hours.
It’s a good old fashioned high street cafe for me. Proper breakfast that
>>221505842Global Extermination of Non-Whites is the only way Whites will ever be safe from biological turds.
am i supposed to tell my brothers wife that he cheated on her? i feel bad because its my brother but also they've been married for 6 years and have 2 kids and she's lovely, feel like she deserves to know but i dont wanna dog my brother
>>221506676me, but like 20 years agomove on mateweve been here like 10 times befoew
the fuck is glue ear
You lot have shit taste.
>>221506715Wetherspoons in the morning is my happy place. There’s just something so comfy about it. Feels like you’re at home wherever you are in the country when they bring out those plates. Love it. LOVE IT.
>GO AWAY ANDY BURNHAM IM THE PRIME MINISTER!
>>221506657never had one of thesesimply not what a sausage sandwich should look like
Bought the top award (sp500)
>>221506708you'll do none of it yourself and that's why you arse wank yourself like a spastic ya nigger suckin troon
favourite gimmick?big fan of the one where we all pretend to be virgins
yeah
>>221506736no you stupid cunt, why would you even consider it? hes your brother and they have kids. tell your brother to stop being a cunt if you want but don't break up the family
>>221506726Closing for 24 hours would mean that on Saturday the breakfast menu opens at 11AM. Is this your final answer?
>>221506726Thank you for this kindly update McDonald's breakfast menu anon. I shall place my order now.
>>221506736why break up a happy family lad
>>221506764elton john
>>221506764spiritually im a virgin even tho ive had sex
Boxing match tomorrow What do you reckon ladsAm I going to win it?
>blacks>least rapedsomeone needs to tell lil bro about buck breaking ong
>>221506736blood is thicker than water lad. don't do it
>>221506789aye fink u do alri lad
>>221506775ok calm down unc
leftypol cumming from eating pussy
>>221506764haha yeah... it's all just pretend... haha!
>>221506736no youre meant to mind your own business and not ruin your own families lives you arsehole
>>221506778You misinterpreted my post.
>>221506736If you're going to tell him you should try and shag her before you do
>>221506748>>221506801Burst out laughing at both of theseKeep it up /brit/!
>>221506789whos playing
poo is thicker than wee
my daily mantra as a fat balding 30 year old
>>221506810No I understood your post just fine and highlighted the error in it. Now you're backpedalling and sweating. Just do the honourable thing: offer up your concession and we can conclude the matter.
>>221506736No but you should tell your brother that he did a terrible thing
>>221506821I did scream at the starmer one I should have given it a you to encourage it but here we are
being a lad virgin and being an unc virgin are two different thingsme? i'm timeless
feel like there would be very different responses if the wife cheated
trying to sort out all my holiday gear but I do need to buy a few new tops and stuff is Casablanca still a peng brand
kill women
>>221506736you'll just make yourself look like a cunt lad the chances are she knows about it, most men shag other women after a while of being with the same woman its like an open secret and most women are ok with it as long as they only use other women for sexits only a problem when women start sleeping with other men because they're emotionally vulnerable and can get attached from sex unlike men
love women
theres a little elf running aroudn the ktichen slamming the doors and eating all the flur
was looking for my xbox controller for ages and then I found it and didn't want to play
>>221506865Well yes. Most normal people will prioritise a blood relative's interests over an in-law.
>>221506879lovely bit of staged engagement bait there
The McDonald's Breakfast menu will close soon.It re-opens in 24 hours.Never concede, never give them an inch.
>>221506873>copying my postsstolen valor
>>221506871Oh! Bring us along shopping with you! :) Take us into the changing room and maybe we can see your new fit and tell you if it's cute! :D Ooorrrrrr... we can get a lil bit freak and nasty hehe >:)
Might buy a dog and call him Rorke. Just love the thought of going out to the park every day and screaming “RORKE GET BACK HERE YOU BHENCHOD”
>>221506873 >copying my postsstolen valor
>>221506914haha well I am a fit strong lad, handsome too. People that are going to the same hotel as me are in for a treat
god's chosen <3
gay bottoms are spoiled goods by 20 sry dear
kill some womenhug and kiss others
>>221506914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1FWjriD60
>>221506871how old are you and why are you so insecure and needing of social approval runt tier post
hate my brainget it poisonedget it lobotomizedget it scarred
>>221506928chosen for DESTRUCTIONlmao bottom text
sick to fucking death of claude
grew up and lost all interest in anal, its unaesthetic and doesnt feel good
>>221506939you rock up to the hotel in a Brazil shirt don’t you
>>221506928 2.SS-Sturmbrigade Dirlewanger checking in for duty.
absolutely love the aussie posters in this threadstarmer should subsidise australia neets with bennies so they keep posting here and make /brit/ worth visiting in the morning
kill 6 billion people
funny how benders try desperately to defend themselves as being normal and totally not nonced out their minds while simultaneously sexualizing twinks aka young looking boys
>>221506972he should send me to australia
jamming my fingers into my eye sockets and using them as handles to rip my skull in half
>>221506959Have you tried being the one shagging during it? Feels better that way>>221506966I'm not Rorke but even I know the 2nd Waffen-SS was called Das Reich not that
>>221506954ktimeverything i read at work is claude rubbishand people use claude to summarise claude rubbish
>rorke you lookin cute
>>221506972thanks bro. if my sister wasn't a fat dog i'd get her to shag ya
I tried it during my bi curious phase with another bi curious lad and when i pulled my knob out it looked like a snickers bar
>>221506986yeh and straight men dont want to shag 16 year olds or anything
>>221506993You're wrong too Jose. Go eat empanadas
>>221506986yeah because straight men don't sexualise young girls lmao "teen" is the most searched terms on porn sitesyou're a repressed homosexual btw
>>221506979would you rather kill 6 billion people or have one thousand clones of yourself
black girls look great until you smell and taste one, I’ve done it a few times and it’s not pleasant
>>221507010>>221507013got 2 poofs on the hook haha
>>221506997the real reason Moot left 4chan
>>221507027get to fuck
>>221507012I will not be gaslit on this website you hear me?
>>221506997Sir Kemi Badenoch
I'm kind of like the australian drake if you think about it
>>221507022kill 6 billion
>>221507065>>221507065>>221507065
got some fucking belter posts lined up lads get the new made
>>221507027done those battymandem
