ari edish
shhh she's meditating
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqiuOJhNlCA
>>221522635
>>221522616you're a very sad little man
please be mindful
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
recommend more british podcasts, i like fin vs historyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZldZE5qWNw
>>221522616Bit underage this one is
>>221522616I want to eat her shaved guido twat
>>221522616she went from 8/10 cute brown italian i wanna sniff her feet girl to 1/10 Auschwitz survivor vibes. wtf
>>221522663SHES ONLY 36 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>221522663alri yoda
just watchered the the economist video about Keir Starmer and learned that he is a fucking clown
>>221522678>>221522681Honestly looks about 12 to meJust has makeup on
>>221522644:/
how do Jehovah's Witnesses always have peng women doing the outreach
Should I get a Thai massage tomorrow? Feeling the urge to have an Asian woman stroke my BWC
kiss starmer
using schizo newssupreme retarded faggotry
reading the wiki page for the russian guy from star trek TOS>Koenig's modest height, eyes, thick eyebrows, boyish face, and smile were all strikingly evocative of the lone British "Monkee" who captivated millions of pre-teen girls. what the hell does that mean
>>221522657t. alistair
>>221522697always old black women though
>>221522707Haven't heard of The Monkees, have we?
time is probably the most brutal thing about lifeone moment you're 20 still thinking your best times are yet to come, then the next moment you're 30 thinking where did all that time go and where did it go so wrong
>>221522707davy jones locker
>>221522668
>>221522730And then you're 67 like Canslad and enjoying the cans
>>221522717nah I always see peng women standing in public places with those stands and leaflets on them meto be honest I assume they're JW, I've always been too scared to look too much in case they try and talk to me
>>221522697mormons do it toovery disorientating to have an attractive woman ask ‘how are you?’just not the done thing is it
20 mph speed limits are jewish nonsense
start doing this
>>221522743can you make some more edits to this photo to make it somewhat related to pink
>>221522707you know they don't write their own songs. they don't even play their own instruments.
>>221522741is heatherdem from mergers & acquisitions still tied up securing korean capital?
Rorke’s bird
I remember in secondary school this big spastic was chasing me to try and beat me up so I stopped and tripped him up. He ended up breaking his thumb and moved to another school after
>>221522774damn ladies, you shit out of those bums?
>>221522697It's unironically a recruitment tacticUsed to have a really leng classmate in high school who used to ask me to go to church with her (it was a weirdo cultish smaller christian church)
>>221522772
>>221522774the name’s bundajames bunda
Drinking a massive sodaHavent had a soda in ages
>>221522616https://youtube.com/watch?v=oHmBf4ExtZkJust want her to look like this again. :(
>>221522774either of you two require a toilet?
You ever get tired of it all? The insatiable lust? Constantly thinking of sex with any non-ugly woman you see? Exhausting
Britain really has a problem with people who think it's the government job to stop them from doing stupid shit. Same mentality that created the 20mph zones because stupid chav mothers couldn't keep their eyes off their phones long enough to notice their child had wandered into the street, or all the crack heads who keep walking out from behind buses into traffic. Instead of accepting some people are too stupid to live, you get people who think the government needs to inconvenience everyone else to ensure they're safe. It's difficult for people to kick back at it as well because the media will put wall to wall footage of crying single mothers insisting we need to make all cars out of foam and anyone who doesn't agree is a psychopath who hates kids.
>>221522781yeah its 5 am in seoul maybe he will wake up soon
GRWRGetting ready with rorke
>>221522785sat down for a trim first i see
>>221522828thoughts on the new drake?
>>221522801I know but I really can't believe they have that many women that are peng, I really struggle to believe it but I've lived in so many places now and it's always been the same. I guess that kind of place just attracts women
deegs not in? I had a question
Do I get the cans or not?
this is the worst general on this entire site by far
*enters brit*
>>221522843some great compositions in there
and tonight’s friendship simulator of choice?
Englishman invented fizzywater Amerigod invented cocacola
>>221522730:/
>>221522857>57
>>221522809full sugar or diet?
>>221522870how do you have enough time to make this judgement
>>221522870Don't make shit up cunt
>>221522880Going to a party tonite My sistersHopefully shes got fit friends
>>221522730I turn 30 next monthIt's so fucking over
>>22152289157 is his age
>>221522872Why are people so fucking useless about their own safety
>>221522915the inevitable crashout looms
>>221522845I think it's just a matter of eugenics and how they are raised, what mannerisms they adopt
exterminate all the brutes!
>>221522894Full corn syrup pepsi
doing a poo
>>221522948Watching this documentary on hboUltra woke but they cant stop me from rooting for the White man can they
>>221522908i'm a genius>>221522911fuck off
>>221522883yh he stole dandelion & burdock recipe from his english grandmothers recipe book and sold it to jewish businessmena very american tale
>>221522948
>>221522952that is going STRAIGHT to your gut
This tranny at the psych ward crashed out and started screaming at staff, slamming doors and started crying so loud you could hear it from a different ward
>>221522637
>>221522995this from Iceman?
>>221522774I love slutty women!
>>221522999>trips of truthYou must have a great set of lungs on you x
>>221522999Get her shagged
>>221522995you're an errand boysent by grocery clerks
>>221522999ever shag her up the arse?
Im in enemy territory (across the street from former toilberg)
>>221522805rofp
>>221523047pull up and let twenty shots out that glocknine
actually mental that yanks use corn syrup instead of cane sugar in their soft drinks
Kek liversissys
>>221523020its ts eliothttps://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Poems_(Eliot,_1920)/Burbank_with_a_Baedeker:_Bleistein_with_a_Cigar
just had a full on incel moment and left the pub early cos i wasnt feeling it, now im posting on /brit/ like a fucking freak
remember once at uni we were playing this game where you have to reveal random photos in your camera roll and their was this absolute fitty, who was also very academic and shy and she had photos of herself in lingerie and naked
>lelverpoo
pseud was so excited to namedrop he just ignored that obvious joke reply
>>221522948Nietzschean Exterminationism is my ideology
How do you deal with the fact living in a country where you get stabbed in the neck several times, get arrested for being racist and bleeding out on the way to hospital. I bet it feels really stupid to win two world wars now
it's over
He give it to me everyday everyday everyday
>>221523086You just needed a few drinks down you
>>221523068That's just pathetic really isn't it. Id say the hater has won because the other nigga is completely rattled
Spaino melty incoming
>>221523116ummm ackshually you bleed out lying on the cold, hard ground with your hands cuffed behind your back
Taking a Nietzschean position on the Biomass Question, a Heydrichist position on the Jewish Question, and a Himmlerian position on the Christian Question
>>221523116germany https://youtu.be/FBDleayoGDM?si=Hg9vOr2zIOi5ZjdZ
i see you responded to elton johns latest fart pics "yass queen"did you know that queen elizabeth and i...
>>221523073Newworlders are maize people, it gives us power and vitality
wish we could organise a /brit/ meetup at the pub for us lonely lads x
Shoegaze is cool
>>221523098The red pill is that every woman is a slag and a prostitute.
>>221523176those burgers are diabolocal
mad how boring life is
you can't even have a private forum for discussion of suicide without NIMBY'S ruining itget em gone
>>221523140Better get the BIG cans for this :)
>>221523179I was just saying this down the pub
>>221523206Not boring at all if you step out the 'cel den
>>221523206for boring people maybe
bridget phillipson seeeeeex arssssse
>work all week>finally friday evening>depression lifts for 12 hours>saturday morning i wake up and am already filled with the looming dread>do it all againhas to be more to life than this how am i supposed to live in this loop until im 60 i cant do it i just cant
>>221523184yes it was very red pillingespecially because she was eastern european and also came across as very cordial and professional about her studies
what even are magnets do you just mine magnets out the ground or what
need to apply for this job but have to wait until my next dole payment comes through so i can procure the necessary benzos, what a bore
>>221523230>>221523231t. boring bores
>>221522730KTIM
>>221523237awful, awful woman
>>221523230it's spelled cowdenbeath
>>221523238With every week the spiritual urgency to annihilate everything that exists builds
>>221523238Did you ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you??
I could never be black, I would fuck every Chinese lass I meet
>office jobsWon't have to worry about that for much longer with any luck
>>221523278more like cow dung breath
>>221523238>60
>>221523300screaming they do smell like that
i smell like urine and faeces
>>221523299i was in the office this week and it was humming with activityok coper
>>221523287yeh and nothing did
>>221523258holy grimoli
probably would have been better off if i didn't survive infancy
>>221523176the elton burger as it were
This thread is giving gay
youth is wasted on the young
>>221523362preexisting condition. insurance denied
poo is wasted on the bum
you had chemicals boy
turkeys are wasted on christmas
>>221523362yeah from you
heard about some nonce foreign secretary child molesting his 29 year old assistant.makes me sick
baby deer sub edish
securing funds
black swan event
>>221523366Agreed.Quadruple lock the pensions, double tax anyone under 50
>>221523380
>>221523341but you would never have seen my posts
>>221523353
hate when i'm reading a fanfic and the author is whinging about something or an udder beign the reason for their delay
aliens are extremely horny for humanswe're just fuckmeat to them
liverpool are stinking the gaff up
We all respect Sir Keir now right?
average gamer men
hate when i click update but theres been no new posts need a constant stream of /brit/ posts beamed into my brain
scott pilgrim vs the third world
>>221523427>>221523432>>221523450>>221523452/brit/?
>>221523466just change your refresh to 1 ms
rorke pilgrim vs the third world
Just munched on a bogey
i'd be arrested as soon as i set foot in the UK due to my online posts
>>221523362IT'S GIVING MILLENNIAL COOOORE
>>221523464hope the IDF drone strikes their house
>>221523477Lol
>>221523462he's not done anything wrong in my personal opinionbacked him from day 1
Mad how Liverpool have lost 12 games but are still 5thThey've only lost 4 fewer games than 17th palace Spurs Joke league
>>221523082does he feature on Iceman?
>>221523427looks likefrogan
>>221523515proof it's a very strong league actually you thick mong boy
Liquid pooping within 10 minutes of my soda Certain corelation
just learned that whatsapp has a limit of clicable links that you can send in a single message
>>221523515you always were good wit ta numbas
>>221523427bit unfair to deny blokes a chance to suck on those halal milkers
end of the day I would fuck frogan and there's nothing you can do to convince me it's bad
Im a NEET that lives off of UC/PIP
>>221523530
No Diego on Eurovision Eve.... we hath been forsaken....
>>221523464its giving umdiepio
im tryna get in the joker league
Governmentberg has us by the balls. Waste the best years of our lives toiling away, and when we are old we never have to work again (for 10 boring years of doing nothing until we die).
>>221523530don't knowmarlon brando reads that poem in apocalypse now though
>>221523571I toil to pay your wages sunshine, you work for me.
>>221523571The last based Englishman
moving out the busy city ive lived in for the last decade to a small town. going to be quite different
>>221523593is Apocalypse Now a track on Iceman?
posted the munted trannies again award
>>221523609blog on
>>221523610grim looking feller isn't he
Liverpool deserve thatThat’s disgraceful from mcallister should honestly be ashamed
>>221523582>boring years of doing nothing until we die‘ktim’ as they say
>>221523530this shit ass
>>221523609need you ostracised and whispered about around town
https://youtu.be/azNKPM5anok?si=KuB8W-LShpQaKiYx
wiping my arse with poo
there's milk under there
>>221523597Whatever you say boss>* falls asleep on my 3rd siesta today*
>>221523619oh dont worry mate, you'll have the pleasure of reading all my blogs about the upcoming move x
that one's fucking putrid
>>221523625anime website not sport website
oh that must be why the gay lad at work was off todayit's eurovision
I could read everything about the yugoslav wars and I still don't get it.
do you reckon the /brit/ toilers pay enough tax to support all the /brit/ neets?
>>221523629My name is Drake an i'm here to sayim doing a rippy rap in an unusual way
>>221523609sounds like the beginning of one of those hallmark christmas films x
>>221523683my accountant works very hard to help me avoid that :)
>>221523683there's probably not enough actual toilers here to support one neeteven if they directly bank transferred half their wages
we need to talk about the arne slot situation
>>221523683no because the /brit/ neets are all fillionaires
imagine moulding a poo into a blade shape and putting it in the freezer so it's solid and then stabbing someone to death with it and then the detective investigating the murder losing his mind as he pieces together what happened
>>221523683There's that software engineer lad who probably pays enough to cover multiple NEETs
Saving up my benefits so I can travel to Japan next
>>221523068it was his grandma
>>221523700get ‘em, keir!
>>221523548>>221523551>>221523572>>221523593>>221523629>>221523630>>221523631>>221523681/brit/?
>>221523683i pay about £18k in taxes a year. probably covers one neet
>>221523723Been before?
>>221523683i paid £0 tax in the last 10 years
had a massive constipation shit that looked like a graveller then 5 minutes later had a very loose high speed funnel of shit then went for a walk and had to turn back to take a full diarrhea shit and it went all the way up my arse crack onto my backwhat the fuck is wrong with me
>Welsh people are swarthyYeah no nigga they are WHITE
>>221523743parasite
>>221523681https://youtu.be/PAYkRnHi1Zo?si=GRX_cJsn8_qFUwPs
>>221523740fuck off x
>>221523750weird that they named their country cumrag tho
>>221523723u must be one poor motherfucker LOL
I'm a billionaire and paid £6000 in tax last year
>>221523748taking any medication
>>221523740Nope but ive been to France, Spain, Korea, USA and Turkey
>>221523776took half a fexafenadine yesterday evening
when i'm coming off a week-long opioid binge where i haven't shat the whole time i'm always expecting an anal blowout but this time it was just a few underwhelming little plops
>>221523748the first was acting as a cork
>>221523714like in the usual suspects but he's just picturing stuff from around the toilet and instead of a limp kevin spacey has a bit of toilet paper stuck to his shoe which he shakes off with finesse
rorke pissing and shitting himself to death at the thought of people speaking a native british language for some reason
>>221523769I get the same amount of money I did from working in a warehouse
>>221523767No it’s cymru
>>221523748why was your first instinct to go for a walk after shitting?
i lip sync top dog in my smeg den whenever the £300 a month pittance comes through
I'm like Freddine Skintoff i'm so skint
i'm a cockney
>>221523806mickey o'rorke saying brits out for 800 years then flooding his country with brown people as soon as he gets independence
>>221523837You think she fucks white lads
decided to get on a boris bike and go for a cycle instead of a walk today and almost died about 5 times
Just saw a picture of pinkpantheress
women
>>221523869love em
>>221523869huge fan, hate them so much
STOP posting women. im fighting a crippling porn addiction
>>221523869Need to be her personal brapslave
>>221523869fuarrrrrrrk
would do fucking anything to live in a off grid cabin in interior Alaska literally all I want to do in my life
>>221523857yep they remind her of her dad
love women
seeing friends in relationships has completely put me off gfs desuthey’re not worth it
>>221523857definitely says "EW!!!" when a non white lad tries to chat her up
genuinely you should be banned if you post women
>>221523923he looks half dead
>>221523923
>>221523923why is he such a consoooomer
>>221523911/brit/ is a woman lover general
>>221523923cap so fresh it's got the labels still on
im a fucking alien
hi pineapple chimp
>>221523886
>>221523954show us ya alien minge or cock
>>221523954screaning
wanking with dog shit
>>221523966*drops trousers revealing three green wormish tendrils*
>>221523923is that health guru bryan johnson
mental how the difference between 2011 and 2016 feels huge but the difference between 2021 and 2026 feels miniscule
whichever government agencies are monitoring this thread must think we're a right bunch of spastics
you lot are really fucking weirdyou're not wanking with fucking dog shit you're posting on an incel forum at 9:47pm on a Friday night instead of shagging
get it through your head rorke
>>221524004all part of the plan;)
>>221523911seethe on gaylord
he'll say he's screaming but we all know he isn't really
rubbish granger fit
never understood why foreigners go on about how dangerous london is, been all over london at all times of day/night and never once felt as unsafe as i did in the north of marseille near the north african housing complexes. that felt like a place you could genuinely die, even shitholes like tottenham dont have that vibe at worse you might get robbed
don't know what I'm doing
>>221524008gfberg will be arriving tomorrow morning sharpish for shagging and activitiestonight is poo wanking arse nigg*r night on the /brit/
i was never meant to live in a society ever
got arrested for being racist in greggs
seen swanlings
am asexual and immune to their feminine wiles
i was rightthis truly is the worst general on 4chan
>>221524009we'd have cities on mars by now if humans let our natural matriarchal structure develop
>>221524072stupid fat arsed bitch should've bought bigger pants. she can barely get those on
a porn watched. a willy wanked.
>>221524092>>221524092>>221524092
>>221524107that's a /bit/ you failure fuckup freak
>/bit/
make a real new
>>221522616
mummy i want biti
>king of beer>it's dogshit what did Budweiser mean by this
fuck my incel retard life
>>221524024
>>221524168weal rew
>>221524171Corr pull her pantaloons down and shag her arse
>>221524062don't think that's actually true
