Jay edish
praise kek
YOU DONE GOOFED
Last thread brought a tear to my eye.
practicing my Girl Like Me (Official Video) dance
think its time for the uncs to score an early bedtime..........
shoop da woop
son i am disappoint
oh shit it’s dat boi
>>221527211>>221527168ZOOM ZOOMY U NO OUT GETTING PUSSY?
i hate roody poos
Hi my name is Boxxy!
>>221527206>shooting spree with a 10/22
>>221527215
>>221527200would suck her cock
I'M IN CHARGE OF MALAYSIA
epic trollface
Hello
>>221527200Mogs me
might walk to the paki shop and buy some fags I’ve quit but still nice for a one off treat
>>221527247FUCK OFF IAN
>>221527247Hi Ian
>think its time for the uncs to score an early bedtime..........
There is a janny in this thread right now. Hi Janny!
>>221527261I burst into treats
Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
skub 4 lyf, fuck anti-skub fags
in anatomy where is the penisbrain located?
SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL
https://youtu.be/kRSda0AnBwc?si=pTnOc69ZykduEE1E
>>221527279Treats like what chocolate u mean?
What’s up with all the retro memes
>>221527292
you zoomzooms better get used to ityou in an uncslop winrar over 9000 troll thread
>>221527282he died in a car crash
Better call Saul is even goofier than Breaking Bad.
HABEEB IT
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>221527301she's so fitwhen i saw her at the concert I was trying not to spunk in my pants with how short her skirt was
Haha, bye.
CHOCOLATE RAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd1Gvq-RBY
HEY KISAMAS,WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
>>221527211
>>221527326some stay dry and others feel da pain
So you lot are all uncs who've been on here forever then
Great thread
What's the point of cigars? are they good?
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in Japan!
threw my back out loling at these old memes
>>221527318Legendary pasta
nova scotia lad is probably fucking ancient
herd u leik mudkipz
It's good to be king. Wait, maybe. I think maybe I'm just like a little bizarre little person who walks back and forth. Whatever, you know, but...
https://youtu.be/y8Kyi0WNg40?si=xEqEMtx5gxy6pUsC
That chudthebuilder guy got arrested for shooting someone
THE BESTTHE BESTTHE BESTTHE BEST
>>221527347I first visited this site in 2005ish I believe if it’s that old then yeah, definitely 2007/8
Welcome to the Unction
If I pull that mask off will you die?
I literally haven't got a single post in this thread so farLike wtf
WHEN I WAS
>>221527379nobody knows or cares who that is
>>221527358Damn that takes me back
>>221527347I’m a 24 year old kid I’m just a baby
I would lick Emma Watson’s asshole.
this takes me back
JUST DO IT
uncIRC raid in progress
MATSUDAAAAAAAA
desudesudesudesudesudesu
>>221527404A YOUNG WARTHOG
>>221527398It would be extremely baneful
N
AYAYA
>>221527407You must be a woman thenTITS OR GTFO
I’m firing my laser
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Thanks, Obama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4
I was praising him like nobody’s business in 2016 to get trump elected and by god we did it
>>221527400are you like 25 or something newfag
>>221527405My bad bro just trying to chat with the boys sorry for upsetting u tho
>>221527446
Cringing my nut off with these old blokes posting their funny jokes from when they were teens 20 years ago or whateverNot even funny lads
>>221527455
>>221527461
>>221527469Im 27 and know all of them
https://youtu.be/FEdbR0jnfvQ?si=NVIvSYqFUNXWu3pVthread theme
I'm sorry, but did the Chiefs already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does being tied at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chiefs are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NFL for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the Superbowl. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chiefs are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 12-4 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chiefs wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the 49ers just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Patriots did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chiefs topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>221527483name immediately
>>221527477Problem, officer?
AFRO NINJA
>>221527477it is a bit fucking sadit was alright when it was one or two but when you realise they're all in their 30's or 40's drunk and alone at their computer doing the same thing they've been doing since they were a teenager it's a bit sad.
there is a cat in the ceiling
>>221527497I probably wasn't even born when whatever this thing is came out
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
a master is out
BOOM HEADSHOT
>>221527483tell me her fucking name right now you saffer
>>221527511oh yeah because posting rorke and scranning a poo all day is any better
>>221527511
>>221527354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2XCQHkSJIs
>>221527527sonya_tsi dont mess about
>>221527543going to go do some research
Would any of u suck my dick not even in a gay way I wouldn’t even look
zoomers are so fucking nastyjust having a laugh and they have to start questioning your lifedon't know how they think they have the right to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yJgwwDcgV8
>>221527540mental how he got away with wearing a literal SS totenkopf on his hat
>>221527477>>221527511
Currently watching season 1 episode 1 of Seinfeld. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098286/?ref_=ttep_ep_1
>tell me her fucking name right now you saffer>name immediately
is an oldfag like a boss
https://youtu.be/KDRAhiBtOrQ?si=ARQtab7NgvNwWHS1
HIS SEETHE LEVEL. IT'S OVER 9000!
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD
At the Lusaka sewage ponds, two teenage boys plunge their hands into the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the topThey are manufacturing "Jenkem", a disgusting, noxious mixture made from fermented sewage.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm
umdiepio vibes from her
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really into eating oranges lately
TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
I heart bacon and oreos
LEEERROOOOOOY JEEEEENKIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS
>>221527544Mental how that is a real thing now
THERE IS BEAR CUMTHERE IS BEAR CUMTHERE IS BEAR CUMGOL GOL GOL GOL
>>221527612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rzgrP7VA_Q
>>221527186never watched inbetweenersid definitely like it but never watched it
typed in sad music on spotify and instead of recommending me new songs it gave me "crying sad mix" which is just every song i listen to on friday/saturday
>>221527626fuckinshitshrieking
Welcome to, HALO REACH
lotta 32+ year old fellas in here
Thanks to the Aussie for starting this and making the zoomies seethe >>221526880
wut da fug is going onb here :DDD
>>221527628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
>>221527644check out "Happy" by Pharrell Williams. Sound of the summer.
my research is complete
>>221527673Fuck that's a deep cut
>>221527665this one always got a chuckle out of me
lost all my original saved memes in like 2010 I’m doing this from memory my boy
Half of these were posted by me and I only started coming on here in 2010u mad?
I need an adult
>>221527556bet he's not even a zoomer
>>221527701newfag
duckroll
Anyone else remember nigging the captcha?
>>221527665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1wGxot6MI
oh my daysjust imagined warwick davis' wife's funeraljust his little family gathered around a shoebox like some kids burying their pet hamster
>>221527612!!!!!sex!!!!!!!!!!
Asian pride
>>221527701
>>221527739changed rorke's everything.
GIRUGAMESH
>>221527738oldfag
My 58 year old Dad has a 36 year old black gf
kill rorke
>>221527746we were having a good time mate did you have to default to factory settings
LMAO! 2 CAT!!1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8
>>221527738Imagine being on something awful back in the day corrr
>>221527775then go take a nap
I didn’t discover 4chan until 2012 and I graduated high school in 2006. But of a late bloomer me.
>>221527731roar
>>221527772Get her bred lad
>>221527738Remember browsing Encyclopedia dramatica on the school computers in Year 8. Which would have been 2005. Think that led me to /b/ the next year
IT'S FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA
the tickler is back
soft sounds from another planet
daddy want twink hole
AMBERLAMPS
>>221527816gayniggers from outer space
What up, dawg
>>221527833she's married now
he leakin
Aliens will land tonight digits confirm
just wankedcum still on my belly and handsthink i might doze off
>>221527833But not for me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2JFMd73AzQ
867
>>221527857*starts lapping it up"mmm yummers!!
>>221527856REROLL
>>221527833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQShe did porn you know?
>>221527859you are fucking ancientliterally decrepit*rolls you into your dying hole*
>>221527859https://youtu.be/3X-R6yKa99g
If you are on telegram, then you're a pedophile
>>221527854Veronica posts on /brit/
>>221527866um xoxo
>>221527878you're closer in age than you are to menonce
brofist!
>>221527896too soon
>>221527902fuck off no i'm not i'm 25 you little bastardhe's like 60
Absolute rollocker of a thread. Not had this much fun in ages.
>nobody is enough of an oldfag to recognize this ancient meme
>>221527905fk pewdiepie him and justin bieber can get pwned
>>221527919you were 26 like 6 months ago
>>221527930not even doom music justifies you calling out everyone in this thread
>>221527938yeah I am 2625 sounds better than 2626 is basically 30 isn't it and 30's dead so
There will just never be anything like the 2006 E3 PS3 launch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqFFuhBjqjg
>>221527931Justin Bieber? Who is she?
>>221527942you googled this. im onto your tricks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
https://brit.ytmnd.com/
>>221527352yeah they are nice if you like smoking. a good cuban is enjoyable
>>22152795040 is the new 3030 is the new 20and 20 is the new 10
>>221527950life starts at 33
this is so much better than zoomer shitzoomers memes are just ebonics
>>221527951>RIDGE RACER!
>>221527963um
>>221527976means bladee will finally release good music again by the 9th of April
>>221527960Remember this clear as day, what a banger, 20 fucking years ago wow
>>221527930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQRnWYVmIT4
the ps triplethe Pee Ess Triple
damn right nigga mm mm
Hi, my parents and their dog are down for the weekend and I'm taking them out to hackney wick in the morning (to collect my hackney half pack) and thought I'd take them for breakfast too around there - does anybody have any recommendations?Any budget, dog friendly, preferably with food options from a croissant to a fry up.Thank you!
>>221527999she's got a baby now
i'm 21 and i remember all of these :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8
>>221527977if you think this cringe millennial humour is better than racist zoomer humour you need to give your head a wobble
hi
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
https://youtu.be/eoi2fSexsJk?si=VNec3wL4BxrREeLM
ktim
A wild Rorke appears!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBOgtp0Hac
get the gen x memes posted
>>221528054didnt care for ally mcbeal
*poos on the thread
Everyone loves Magical Trevor,'cos the tricks that he does are ever so clever.Look at him now, disappearing a cow.Where is the cow hidden right now?Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor,Everybody's seen that the trick is clever.Look at him there, with his leathery, leathery whip.It's made of magic, and with a little flick.Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back,Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back,Back, back, back from his magical journey.What did he see, in the parallel dimension?He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans,Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah...
mad how this is the 4chan we all knew and loved and it’s been populated by these absolute freaks of a younger generation who still don’t understand
im white boy wasted
gen alpha mememogs all of you combined
CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIEE
>>221528082this. i remember back when /b/ was good.
>>221528094/b/ was never good
Post sexy black women
might go and sit on the local roundabout
DSFARGEG
>>221528082i'm 30 year old unc and honestly i find brainrot hilarious
>>221528099i will in the next thread so i can get more (you)s x
/b/ was good a few years ago when socials threads were active
>>221528089>>221528089>>221528089
>>221528101bet you'd find your nice comfy bed better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_gp8rRX-C4
>>221528091Remember being at school and quoting this when another kid asked where Charlie (kid in the class) wasAbsolute bitch of a teacher went ballistic with me, still baffles me why she was so furious about it because she clearly didn't get the reference