its friday night bitchesprev >>221524253
Haven't had a drink since SUNDAY. Not going to start now.
>>221528471me
green fauxhawk at starbucks
>>221528507Never ever? When was the last time you had a conversation with a non relative female?
i might actually hate goys
>>221528509imagine getting close enough to one of those mudkips to get stabbed
No money for alcohol
>>221528536It's unavoidable in the UK, they are packed shoulder to shoulder since the island is densely populated
The thing that normies don't understand is Russia produces more drones in a month than all of Nato produces in a year. Not even exaggerating.Their industrial capacity is enormous. People think only China has such a big industrial base but they're wrong.
i’m socially crippled and i never know what to say when people talk to me about anything. i just repeat the last thing they said with a question mark at the end like solid snake
>>221528532what kind of conversation?
What if there was pork rock what would that be like
>>221528562A casual one
>>221528554why does this matter to me? I'll still be the same unloved chuddy who drinks gas station slushies
>>221528570https://youtu.be/953PkxFNiko
>>221528572in college
I feel bad for people named Amos. Sounds like Anus
>>221528548not enough knoife bins oi reckon
gonna set up ersatztv and make a channel that's just 90s wrestling ppvs and 90s commercials
>>221528561that lets them know you're listening which they probably appreciate
>>221528589nobody is named that anymore except the amish and 80 year old black guys from appalachia
just reached the 2nd to last league on ranked, oh my god I'm so fucking tired I gotta go back to jerking off
>>221528603stole ur speedo btw
>>221528611League of legends?
>>221528625worse, a mobile game
This is a screenshot off GTAIV (2008) btw
Famous Anus
Detroit has a lot of blacks but it is a spiritually white city in its essence.Memphis and Atlanta are spiritually black.
>>221528603https://90s.myretrotvs.com/
>>221528630What game?
>>221528662Angry Birds
>made it to diamond one time in league>quit the next season>about to make diamond in rivals>interest has suddenly plummeted Am I retarded? I lose interest the moment I get good in a game things are more fun when everyone is shit and just enjoys themselves
>>221528662brawl stars
I'm really fond of Sabrina Carpenter
>>221528501I'd smash right then and there
>>221528682im not
boomers be like "is there ink in the xerox machine?"
>>221528690well is there
>>221528501I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
>>221528603Been thinking about doing this for a while I have a huge ass plex server already set up so it wouldn't be much work, it would be a nice little novelty
>>221528501corr would eviscerate the assholeseriously impregnate dat shidd
>>221528509death penalty for the sokh and his mother and thr police copperd too
>>221528501This woman is mid, you guys are down bad
Boomers have more practical knowledge about things like fixing cars, home maintenance, and stuff like that.Millennials and zoomers have more cerebral knowledge about how the world works at a geostrategic level, propaganda, conspiracies, AIPAC, and stuff like that.
>>221528509He looks vaguely asiatic
>>221528751sometimed mids are the best wunim not intrested in vapiditysum plastic normoid whoreits about feelinginsemination is about feelingnot vapiditynot looksits about pure thrusting
>>221528501egirl poser aesthetic
>>221528533The wiser i become, the more i realize the elite are right about the goys
>>221528787so what's the most reliable white american middle-class car in you gay-ass opinion is it the subaru or the honda or fucking toyota so which one is it you duck-fucking dumbass
>>221528787hate that bitch and her friends like you wouldn't believe
almost every board on this site is dogshit. it's like OPs are generated by a chatbot trained on trolls and brown retards.
>>221528787ktim
>>221528759>cerebral knowledge about how the world works at a geostrategic levelI'm a zoomer and that's mostly useless bullshit desu you're not a leader of your country so stuff like that while interesting is a bit pointless unless you're using that knowledge to aid in your own businessBy contrast that practical knowledge is accumulated over a lifetime. boomers have way more life xp than you so of course they're going to have more knowledge about concrete things like that
>>221528838my honda civic has been a sweet, loyal japanese angel
>>221528843I didn't think about it but i basically only post in general threads now
>>221528861>the practical knowledge is more practicalWoah.....
I have never beheld a woman
>>221528690it uses TONER you stupid fucking weedhead zoomer
I wish I could erase all the sexual knowledge, pornography, and experiences seeing naked women from my mind so that I could start over again with my current collection being my intro to it all. Back when I first jacked off there wasn't access to the 10/10's you can find online now
>>221528883ktim
just remembered the battle network games got pc ports, time to binge them
IT HAPPENED AGAIN I CAME AT IT SHOT EVEN FARTHER THAN BEFORE WHAT THE FUCK HOW AM I CUMMING SO MUCH HARDER NOW. Even amidst my weakness have I found strength.
>>221528882Useless knowledge is fun but it's not really equivalent in worth to hands on practical skills. pretending that knowing about fake geopolitics from shitty video essays is equivalent in worth is a bit of a cope desu you can gain the same hands on skills if you just apply yourself and take the initiative to learn. this kind of knowledge isn't innate it's learned via experience working with things
ponder the aroma
>>221528941shooting ropes
>>221528908I have seen three 10/10s in real life. At least in my opinion they were. Other people might disagree. I have very specific tastes.One of them was really nice and she seemed cool. We talked a little bit.The other two I just saw in passing and never met them
>>221528861>life xpback to plebbit
>>221528973Mind-broken
>>221528908nah porn was better back in dayall bolx now
>>221528951Yes I already agreed with you.Boomers are just annoying though because they talk about politics A LOT but they have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Stuff that is common knowledge to an average online zoomer is completely alien to them. It's just irritating to hear boomers babble on and on in their ignorance.
fuck my incorrigible nigger existence curse the nigger day that i was born
>>221528953nah bruddah diss thot ramcidized like the post-pooingtin arschelocheshire
>>221529026iktf and i'm white
>>221528554So what? Iran makes even more than they do and it didn't do them much good. Russia can't even defeat the poorest and most corrupt nation europe (itself excluded, of course)
i thought my life was at rock bottom last year but god finds new ways for me to suffer
John Travolta has so much motion its unreal
Tips on how to purchase baby oil from CVS without coming off as a creepy ass diddyblud?
>>221529103He's become a frenchman
Dumb question for the Canada peeps, but how well do the provinces get along with each other? I visit BC quite often since it borders my state, but does Alberta and Saskatchewan get along? Or does everyone just hate the french all together?
>>221529110Varg would never wear a shirt that says that.He is a degenerate weirdo in his own way but he's not into deviant sex stuff, to give credit where it's due.
Varg really fell off huh nobody gives a single shit what that nigga thinks anymore
>>221529124he has been well documented as gay for years
>>221529144did they ever? he always felt like a forced meme
>>221529144yehkinda shit the bed when his daughter outed him as a taylir swift lissener
Brother is playing Eminem in the shower, God I fucking hate him
>>221529169His music in the 90s was good.
>>221529101kek diss made.me giggle ciz i didnt ecxpect second half if sentence. sidjt evennotice pic tilnafta i had read it
>>221529110What do you need baby oil for?
erm WHAT
>>221529169he was more of a inside joke than a forced meme, like the bogdanoffs
I am back.
Somehow uploading files to /brit/ is blocked from my IP range, but I can post images in every other thread just fine.HAPPENS IN UR CUNT?
>>221529110Say you're a professional masseuse
i wish spinster was here to buy me things, shes very rich so its no big deal for her
What's your favorite flavor of icecream? mines chocolate
>>221528894you should watch your tone pal
>>221529169he started to become a meme but a lot of weird fringe right wingers started taking him very seriously which ruined any further meme potential
>>221529226people taking him seriously WAS the meme
>>221529216what are you gonna do? Cry to human resources? pffft KIDS these DAYS.
i dont mind people using AI as long i cant tell they are using AI
>>221529206honeycomb and caramel i fink
>>221529245I got an e-mail from a business partner the other day that was so obviously written by AI it almost made me want to tell him to fuck off. It was a "thank you" e-mail too, but I'd gotten one from someone else in his company a few months ago that was very similar.
if sucking your own dick is gay because its giving yourself a blowjob, jerking off is gay because its giving yourself a handjob.
I don't think I've seen a single piece of entertainment medium that was made by AI that I didn't immediately recognize, I think this will become one of those generation signifiers though, people born after gen alpha or whatever we're calling newborns right now will probably have a much harder time telling what is and isn't AI than older generations, in the same way that millennials and zoomers are much more aware of internet and phone scam than boomers
>>221529326It's super obvious though every single thing written by ChatGPT reads exactly the same
fucking scrotes
>>221529326That's likely a feature of this evil new world we're entering. Nothing will be "true" in essence, only from some form of authority. >that's AI>because it shows Clinton raping a kid>that's NOT AI though>because it shows Anon saying hate speech things>etc.
fakest shit I've ever seen in my life
>>221529360ts;dr
>>221529314damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na1OdO30Yp8BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN BEES IN THE CORN
>>221529360all me
>>221529360The ones shilling data centers are even worse
another quartering episode of the kino casino and PPP is repeating the same stories he says every fucking show how do paypigs enjoy this shit?
>>221529383i first heard this song in little big planet 2
>>221529021Boomers are more off the cuff they just spout anything that comes to mindZoomers are closely guarded about expressing opinions irl about politics because the social consequences of expressing wrong think are higher
>>221529389I can't believe anyone would watch any of those shows, they're all bottomfeeder faggot trash. TheQuartering is a literal cuckold too.
>>221529341yeah but more and more media is being written by AI and there are plenty of people who legitimately believe it's good and/or viable long term, also outside of writing there's animation and film I just think the more that kids are exposed to it the harder they're going to have telling between good and bad media and then eventually human and non human media, everyone alive right now can tell because we grew up entirely on human made media, the next generation won't
>>221529174Eminem is the trashiest hip hop. Sounds awful can't comprehend the type of person that actually listens to him
>>221529423>can't comprehend the type of person that actually listens to himPerformative wiggers still do
fink no love deep web is mostimportant album of the 2010sclosely followed by exmilitary money store great but not quite as historically important imo
I hate it when some boring youtube drek i'm listening to pulls out an AI script. i want my drek to be boring, not boring AND castrated
dmx for me
ai generated soyjak from the early 2020s, this should be in a museum
my fave soyjack? pic rel
moar like WOMB raider amirite boys
dxm for me
made a cum blunt, a blunt with cum
>>221529455mental they tryna resurrect diss agenjust give.up
>>221529412>everyone alive right now can tell because we grew up entirely on human made media, the next generation won'tI disagree. It's entirely a function of your cognitive ability. If you can recognize basic patterns you can easily recognize and pick up on the difference between AI art v.s human art, unless the A.I drastically improves in the next decade
I am over 30 and I feel like my balls/cock have began to sag
>>221529454nas coal
>>221529491love it when my balls sag. feels so good. dumb bitch women will never know this feeling. fucking morons
>>221529486you did not grow up being blasted with tiktok reels 24/7 from the moment you were born
>>221529491k keep us posted
>>221529507yeah it doesn't feel bad I have just noticed it's started slapping my thigh from how it swings now, gonna have to stop free balling and cage 'em
why are Canadians not cool or special anymore? like 10-15 years ago they were seen as europeans and their alternative music was huge in Europe. Now nobody cares about Canada anymore. Is it because that guy french dude Trudu imported like 20 million indians for no reason at all?https://youtu.be/CGKN6qiDqnk?si=kKT1nuOTKeDIHVq6
just found out about pelican spiders
poopoopeepeecacadoodoo
>>221529454who is this she's not a soyjak
>>221529454
the worst thing about newly made top-down, pixelshit alttp clones is that they aren't tile based.
>>221529509The kids left with unrestricted internet, which is going to be a lot are probably going to be pretty fucked . those few that still have parents that care enough to restrict their media/internet usage may still end up ok. At least that's what I hope
>>221529554This is my second favorite
>>221529544>Whitney is an American indie rock band formed in Chicago in 2015>they were seen as europeansNo they weren't
gonna take a bath kino casino is not worth listening too right now anyway
How are Spanish people treated in Mexico?
>>221529447earliest ai images appeared on twitter around 2019, ai wasn't a buzzword yet
>>221529491Wait until your testicle hair starts getting brittle and thinning out at 35+
>>221529591bathe in your own excrement
>>221529595>brittle
The oldest zoomers will be 30 in a few years and starting families, there are children who will grow up with mothers addicted to reels who are blasting them in the hospital bed as they're holding their newborns, there are children who will likely grow up where there is barely a second where there is not a screen in front of their face from birth to death
been giving some serious thought to hanging myself in the shower with a towel lately
>>221529598no thanks baljeet
>>221529611and then theres me, who never talked with a women in his life
Spanish people look like Jews.
>>221529612hanging looks painful
i only ever have emotions or desire when i'm drunk.
proud of my latin roots
>>221529612would never work, shower curtain rods are held in with tiny screws. just suffer with the rest of us, if we're lucky another pandemic will happen.
>>221529606Happens to your nose hair too.
>>221529612>with a towelur gunna slip and land in a peter griffin pose ass up and feel embarrassed
Spanish people have big noses and curly hair.
>>221529641So do I
>>221529646Shalom fellow white!
niggas be turning into steel wool
>>221529657I am potatonegro/scandinavian muttoid
Evangelical Protestants who are NOT Zionists are a small minority but they are usually the most hardcore ones.
I miss watching furpuck
>>221529669paddies aren't white, buddy.
>>221529689white is whoever I dont like. therefore, all of you niggas are white.
>>221529641spain had one of the largest jewish populations pre 1492 they probably interbred a lot
>>221529689I'm mixed race
enough of this popery
Im the only white man left in /cum/
>>221529724Yes Brian
>>221529669>benjamin>not a jewSure
>>221529676Because zionism is the default in the protestant world so anyone who is not a zionist has thought about it a lot more and is more serious about their faith than the average.Lukewarm people will tend towards whatever the default position is because they don't really think about it.
BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN BENJAMIN PENJAMIN
>>221529724>Scamlive Email VerificationScammers are spiritually brown at least.
>>221529594i liked diss image coz thought seemed like an intuitive analogy to the condition of agnosia where can see perfectly but brain damage means cannot recognize objectsalways thought diss image seems like what that condition might feel like
>>221529758It's not funny
Former landberg is charging me $1k in ''''damages'''' should I fight him for it or just move on? Mind you they had piss stains when I moved in
>>221529611diss is all necessary evilswun day it will be brave new world / matrix /vanilla sky shiddwe just hooked up in little simulations of reality that perfecly calibrated for happy livesbut we hafta get to the technological capability first
Remember Emmy Rossum? Now that was a good looking dame
>>221529798you don't have a case to stand onpay the landchad
>>221529798Just ignore him until the problem goes awayNext time take pictures of all the rooms before you move in
>>221529831I should've taken pictures tbqh
>>221529826i fucked her
I never did a DNA ancestor test but I did a genetic test that looked for something nearly 1000 genetic mutations and I had 0. The test cost $14,000 but insurance covered it.
>>221529826Not a fan and she looks like a jeeta
I've been playing Hell is Us (aka yugoslav wars simulator) and it got me to read about the balkan situation in greater detail. So what's serbia's whole deal?
went to high school with a girl named Emmy, she sucked a dude's dick in 10th grade and everyone called her a slut for the rest of high school. she didn't seem to like the nickname.
My family is from Czechoslovakia but grand grandma (US born) was an orphan so there could be an entire line from some different country in there. Maybe she was Irish. Maybe she was Jewish. Maybe she was Spanish. Who knows
>>221529798Depending on your state and city, he may not be allowed to unless he can prove you damaged the place. Often times these landlords will take your deposit just to see if you'll whine about it. To them it's just free money
>>221529881Who asked? Who cares?
>>221529847The US is the country which spends the highest percentage of its GDP on health care but has one of the lowest average life expectancies of all developed nations.
>>221529881You can do one of those dna tests. Not that it helps much, most of the time even people that have been living in the same town for generations have a lot of different dna in there. Idk where people get this idea that people from a dew hundred miles away will be genetically distinct from themselves
>>221529881No one asked mutt shart your grandma is 50% McDonald's grease and 50% mustard
>>221529898and? is life a competition to see who lives the longest?
>>221528484
>>221529898But we also have the most fun. Checkmate
should I get a mocha pot I heard they do the best job of filtering out the mold from store-bought coffee
/cum/ is so very mean spirited tonight
>>221529904Yeah, it's about living a long and healthy life and not about dying in your 50s from a heart attack or drug abuse.
>>221529920what about buying coffee from me
My brother married a native Eskimo women and he says her farts smell weird, like salmon almost
>>221529920>filtering out the moldyou can't filter out toxic mold products
>>221529920Buy better coffee instead of a fancy coffee maker!
>>221529881>Maybe she was Irish. Maybe she was Jewish. Maybe she was Spanish. Who knowsWhat did she look like? describe her physical features
listen up i’m gay and my dick is incredibly small
Just looked in /brit/ and I take it all back, /cum/ is not in fact a repository of the most cringe conversations in the English language
>>22152961130 year olds were in their late 20s when reels were a thing
>>221529920I have one. Personally I feel it makes the coffee too strong for my taste. Usually tastes a little burned too. I just keep going back to the keurig.
>>221529934Men are meant to live short glorious lives not long mediocre ones. Dying at 50 by overdose is more respectable than dying in a nursing home at 80+
>>221529940It would never get past the Trade Federation's blockade>>221529951I live in Canada we don't get nice things here>>221529944Apparently (**"APPARENTLY") mocha pots do a good of stopping the mycotoxins from ending up in the finished coffee
>>221529978truth nuke
>>221529611>The oldest zoomers will be 30 in a few years >and starting familiesNone of us are starting families
>>221529992Zoomers are already 30 bro, the youngest millennials are like 33.
I throw my grounds directly into the pot i dont even use a filter. My brain is probably swimming in mycotoxins
>>221529983>mocha pots do a good of stopping...i don't believe this, but you can also just wash the coffee beans in cold water before grinding them. or buy preground and sealed coffee
TIL some zoomers are already too old to join Kurt Cobain's club 27.
i know people from all over the world but i’ve never met a fellow truecel in real life
>>221529978what if i take care of my body and die of an overdose at 80?
>>221530016thats because we one in hundreds of millions
Why are chuds so racist to canadians
>>221530010I heard the pre ground was even worse for mold, beans seem to be the safer bet. >>221530009mfing cordyceps over here
>>221530029>Why are chuds... racist...
My mother is an unironic goblin and can't use a regular laundry basket :/ I'm not sure what she's going to do when I'm not here
>>221530009based fungus lord
Canadians are not a race.
Stop talking about 30s. I don't want to think of the grim future that lies ahead for me
>friday night>alone and drinking margaritashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue2-ZVxpVjcLife is great
>>221530050
>>221530043How tall is she?
>>22153005730s are fun you stop getting mogged by teens
I thought America was the hottest country
>>221528641believe it or not this is a screenshot off of gta iv loooooooooool
>>221530077what if youre short and unemployed
>>221530075Idk Euro measurements
>>221530077your past your prime thoever
Let's tone down the rhetoric.
>>221530093Yeah and teens know you're a real boss
>>221530077Teenagers mogg us in terms of youthful energy and joviality. Money can't buy your youthful mojo back
I was the first person to ever use King Charles of Spain as a reaction image on 4Chan over 8 years ago. He is STILL going strong.
>>221530086mega obscure gta lore btw
>>221530106Actually I was
>>221530068Congrats on winning your first match at the Hockey World Cup against Sweden!
>>221530086>>221530107Give us the run down on the lore
>>221530110Lying fuck
>>221530103Cope. Did you ever feel intimidated by someone in their 30s when you were a teen? I did not.
cum cum in your bum bum?
>>221530124Yes because they were my parents age
Doing OT tmrw :(>MASSAHS GOT ME WORKINNNN
Gta 6 is going up for preorder next week and no one seems to care
My brother's directions to watch his dog are so hilarious like "she'll let you know" like how nigguh it's a fucking dog
Threefold Church office of bishop, priest, and deacon is the fulfillment of the Old Testament threefold structure of high priest, priest, and Levite.
Let's all agree to collectively kill ourselves on new year's day 2030
>>221530149is he making you wear the special uniform with the ass cheeks cut out?
I don't care anymore its been 14 years also its console exclusive
>>221530157My dog stands at the door when it needs to pee or poo and he picks up his food bowl when he's hungry or thirsty
>>221529434>fink no love deep web is mostimportant album of the 2010sProbably Money Store or Bottomless Pit for DGI think "most important" is hard to put a finger on but I think I'll go with picrel because it's crazy to me how ahead of its time it was thematically.
>sperg'd out at work>told my coworker I was gonna kill him>got in trouble with HR>boss gives me a 5k raise (below inflation but whatever)what the hell did he mean by this
>>221530172Inch resting. This dog just waits by the window for my brother to return
>>221529491>>221529507>women don't know what it's like to have a pair of fleshy things hang and sag on them anons...
brothers dog would push around his water ball demanding it be cleaned and refilled if he made it too slobbery for his liking during the previous drink. he wanted a fresh refill about three times a day.
>>221530164No, it's the bra this time
>>221530170Meant for >>221530155
>>221530162corr good post diss catyankreal knowledge
Deacon means servant or minister.Priest or presbyster means elder or senior.Bishop means overseer or supervisor.
>>221530176maybe he thinks if he pay you more you wont crash out
>>221530189
>>221530176dey fink your garn shoot up the plave
Real painful fart just now. Damn. Felt like someone kicked me in the gut.
I can never own a pet, cleaning poop and piss is too gross for me
>>221530176>what the hell did he mean by thisHe wants you to off your coworker, and is subtly giving you the hit money in a way that leaves plausible deniability. You gotta earn that raise now
>>221530200That shit dries out your skin
>>221530210I could but this shit is too labor intensive. If it was like a one and done kinda thing I'd be fine
Contested the parking ticket I don't respond well to extortion Not paying this shit, they'll have to take me to court for it they're not getting a cent
>>221530093past your prime for what, the NFL Combine? you get wiser, mentally resilient and more appealing to young women.
>>221530221that's why you've gotta moisturize with coco butter afterwards, or else you'll get ashy
One negroni and a steak frite please and thank you
>>221530175what album even is that
>>221530210Make a bioactive terrarium or aquarium and you barely have to do anything
>>221530245have two
>>221530245Have 2
>>221530239Real mfers use beef tallow
Fart tallow
How about ChudtheDrinking and he goes to bars in the hood ordering negronis
>>221530258Fish are kinda boring. it's more like a room decoration than a real pet
>>221530273Where's the racoon penis station?
>>221530281What happens when he actually gets one?
>>221530281ChudTheDrinker
>>221530285He shoots the bartender
why doesn't elon musk make the backrooms real
>>221530273I can only last like 5 minutes on the stairmaster
>>221530284Your mother is good at being a penis station why don't you ask her?
>>221530293your stay at fat camp will be a lot of fun I see
>>221530291WHAT THE FUCK ARE BACKROOMS?!
rapid weight loss should not be attempted by anyone over 35. it's not a good idea at any age but up over 35 there's an additional risk of gallstone formation in some percentage of the population.
>>221530302get with the fucking times unc
>>221530300I am only 175lbs right on the precipice of fatness
I don't care I need to get fit for Hilary this is my last chance to have sex with her
>>221530303I have gallstones and I'm in my 20s lmaoooo
there are so many sexy girls but im old and busted and unemployed and ugly and short and socially anxious
>>221530283Brainlet detected.
I'm fat
If you ask for hot water don't get shocked when you get burned
>>221530303They could just airdrop leavened bread
I just texted potentialitis >>221530316I love her
You suck
>>221530294Your dad is already working that station
>>221530329>1000 Island Stares at you
why is porn with fat men so hot?
>>221530344>tattooWew
>>221530119she's basically one of only two children to ever appear in gta games, the other one being the baby from vice city stories. she doesn't appear during gameplay, only on the tv and the internet in gta iv, and her model is based off of a random pedestrian npc. she's got rich parents and she's described as a drug addicted whore despite being only 13, her and her family's lore is weirdly deep for npcs with 0 impact on the story, whole thing's pretty weird. she also appears as an 18 year old in gta v but only on the internet.https://youtu.be/fmKBXRjc_Mg?t=120https://gta.wiki/w/Jill_Von_Crastenburg
I want to become like a amateur mad scientist type. If i manage to become wealthy someday i'll just create like a makeshift laboratory and experiment with fungis and bacteria and other stuff
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