broken britain edition
Feeling a bit gay tonight
STAR TREKTNG: Aug 20th - Oct 26th 2024TOS & TAS & Movies: Nov 1st - Dec 24th 2024DS9: Apr 5th - Jul 16th 2025VOY: Oct 19th 2025 - Feb 8th 2026ENT: Feb 15 - April 19th 2026PIC: Apr 29 - May 16th 2026I did it ladsI have completed it.746 episodes and 10 films.It's been a wild ride.But it's over.And now I'm sad.
would anyone like some toast
>>221532752why is he wearing a ski mask>>221532774forgot strasserism existed
>>221532781why did you watch all the dogshit new ones as well
>>221532752what the fuck did I missit looks like the cyclist just explodes? no car hits him at all
Vote ReformPrivatise the NHSCut sick paySupport 0 hour contracts Reduce minimum wageCut spending on transport and housing by £150bnTax cuts for the richTax childless couplesCut paternity leaveSupport fire and re-hireLet water companies dump more sewage into rivers and seas Turn the UK into a tax haven for crypto billionaires Ban abortion even after rapeRemove renters protections
>>221532796>forgot strasserism existedIt's coming back now that nationalists are realising how capitalism is 100% judaic
how many toilets have you got in your house lads?i've just got the one but it's a fancy one with a heated seat and a little nozzle that pops out and spritzes your bum
>>221532802the only new one in there is Picard Enterprise ended 21 years agoAnd Picard Seasons 1 and 2 were hilariously dreadful but Season 3 was great.
Just found out my water is soft
>>221532808he ran over the pedestrian but there's a skip to censor out the collision because sensitive zoomers might cut themselves if they see any hint of violence
>>221532808An elderly woman is crossing at the zebra crossing with her dog. You're meant to stop at zebra crossings to let pedestrians cross but this young chap was riding an electric motorcycle without a driver's licence and he was on his phone and high on the wacky backy. So he ran her over. The collision and aftermath have been blurred to respect the jannitorial staff.
>>221532811Hurl all wogs into the sweet abyss and you've earned my vote.
>>221532811Literally none of this is true
>>221532817just one, ol reliabledone many enormous sloppy shits down her and she hasn't got blocked once
>>221532853Finally the truth is revealed
>>221532826show it some anime tiddies
>>221532665yeah i went to minnesota and the most aryan blond blue eyed 6'5 mf walked up to me and called me a "ding dang son of a gun, boy howdy"
>>221532813not politicspilled myself but i'll take your word for it
Generally an easy going guy but I reckon we should tie all the teenagers to their fat tyre electric bikes and burn them in a giant bonfire
It literally makes no difference to me if you're a brown muslim immigrant or a white working class brit Until the white working class sort their own shit out first and stop being disgusting scrotes then I won't be voting for you
i jhst went on /b/ for like the 5th time ever and it's literally half cuck porn and the other half garbage threads. what's the point of it?
>tie all the teenagers... and bum them
>>221532874Your solution to everything is 'kill everyone involved'. Need you in charge of Australia asap
giving my data centre a little sip from my water bottle
>>221532874Here it's mainly the boatmen, all adult men, who ride them as fast food delivery drivers. Teens more likely to be seen cutting about on e-scooters.
>>221532879An immeasurable task
>>221532874really need those things banned, the scooters too, they give me quite a fright when i'm walking and they careen past me from behind. also, just fucking walk or ride a normal bike, no wonder people are so fat these days
I'm becoming a monk
my data centre is in dubai, mate
love watching black sheilas slurp and suck on big white cock. seeing their bodies quiver and shake from being penetrated by big, thick, juicy, triumphant white cock just gets me diamonds
never fucking drinking again
had my daily coffee allowance
My mind is my data centre don't need none of this ai bullshit
Otto Strasser was the more sensible Nazi party leader imo, and also didn't like hats. Let's get justice for Otto.
>>221532937I keep drinking them until I start to feel sick
>>221532752SCREAMING
>>221532935ktwm when i went through DT for the 6th time
Wasted my weekend already
NY is the new SF
>>221532955i'm playing some assassins creed
>>221532926Fish never sleep
>>221532934i think they look a bit not good looking
ducks eating peas
>>221532935how hungover are you
they don't know i'm a data centre>bro where's the fucking water gone>why is it so hot in here
>>221532959which one? i played all of the mainline ones up until odyssey which was way too fucking long and boring so i gave up
>>221532974Badly help me
>>221532988get some hair of the dog and then go overboard so you fall asleep at noon and wake up even more hungover at 4
>>221532993Not for lack of a plan.
It’s not right!!
>>221532971they say you're meant to give them peas because bread kills theme or whateverload of woke shite, bread never did ducks any harm in the olden days
wanking over bobbi starr because she looks like my aunt
>>221532958Imagine rolling him onto the tracks!
>>221532949ktim
>>221532988when this happens to me I take some ibuprofin, drink lots of water, then a take long warm shower then lie perfectly still until I fall back asleep.
>>221533011don't make me tap the sign
>>221532951>IQ of 66stupid bugger should be ground up into pulp
hate driving on the weekend because i live in an area with a lot of old people and they're all out in their cars driving at least 10k below the speed limit and also managing to get in my way when i'm just walking around in the shops, it's like boomers were designed to be an obstacle
>>221533018I like Marley Brinx because she looks like my cousin
rumours flying around that the toilfu got arrested, I'm in bits lads
>>221533018I used to wank to my aunt. Fit redhead with freckles and a fat chunky arse
>>221533011That's a pure Nordic Italian in the middle, the sort who built RomeVery sad
>>221533047used to watch her a bit but then i saw a clip where she visibly and audibly farted and it put me right off
>>221533025are Mos'
>>221533052thats...not on is it, jez?
>>221533038i would honestly keep going if i saw this sign not because i want to die but because im well hard
>>221533036Thank the Lord for electricity
i'm bits
>>221533011I could have saved her
>>221533069it was when i were 14. not anymore, she's kind of fat now
>>221533038t. some pirate ass nigga who's hidden his treasure in that cave
>>221533011That's terrifying and very sad but they knew they were partaking in a dangerous activity so I hope their final moments weren't too shocking and miserable
giving dogberg french onion soup and a black forest gateau for tea
>>221533038*blissfully swims past the sign because i can't read it because i'm afraid to open my eyes underwater even with goggles on*
my aunt had huge chebs but she's estranged from mumberg so haven't seen her in like 20 years
>>221533065
State
this thread made me lol out loud>>221532429
>A 38-year-old man has been killed by a 13ft (4m) great white shark in Western Australia.screbmingf
if you've not seen it I highly recommend the film they made about the Thai cave rescue. It's absolute kino. I hadn't even heard about it because it was straight to Amazon prime but it's honestly an excellent film, even has Viggo Mortensen and Colin Farrell in it.
>>221533109chuckled at this one
>>221532985shadows
i need my william sucked asap as possible
>>221533138im not bothered
used to know a lass with an uncanny resemblance to Stella Cox
>>221533138a bunch of italian cave divers just drowned and you make an insensitive post like this? I will be in touch with janitorial staff, your arse is grass
*surreptitiously highlights, right clicks and selects Search Google for Stella Cox*
that’s another thing that would never kill me sharks all my life I thought they were terrifying turns out you punch them in the nose or you gouge their eyeballs and that’s it you’ve won
>>221533011A lot of inexperienced divers are surprised by the fact that after about 30ft of depth you enter into freefall and become disoriented. The air in your body and suit becomes compressed and too dense to provide sufficient buoyancy
>>221533184yeah I'm sure you'd easily get the upper hand on a 1,600 kilo animal
>>221533184sharkslavaquicksandall the dangers 8 year old me was convinced i was minutes away from facing at any moment
>>221533138which one is the nonce?
>>221533184what if it attacks you from behind when you're not expecting it
>>221533121kvaratshkelia signed for city?
>>221533111what got her estranged
the beef stew is on
cheers data centre's crying. nice one
>>221533184youve got no fucking idea have you
>>221533025Mad how his grandson runs Palantir UK
We at /brit/ are keeping an eye on Tommy Robinson's rally https://www.youtube.com/live/KFkkgHML_7A
>>221533209None of the characters pictured in that image are the guy accused of being the nonce however I can't remember if that guy does appear briefly in the film, he might do. Colin Farrell and Viggo play two expert cave divers who are brought in from the UK to help.
rorke fighting sharks like a deep sea Floyd Mayweather
>>221533283>premiumlooks like a can of oil you'd find on the shelf in Halfords
>>221533283don't know how people drink that pish
poland has white people so the flag is white at the top. indonesia has red people so the flag is red at the top
only got about 4 hours sleep overnight. might try for a few more hours.
>>221533314Poland is always butthurt so the red is at the bottom
>>221533064lol yeah i feel ya. haven't been able to fap to Chanel Preston since she put those fruit loops in her ass lmao
>>221533280Brave leader of the Tel Aviv Defense League.
>>221533314You can't say stuff like that mate
>>221533229I only have mumbergs side of the story so its obviously skewed but it seems when nan got very ill and needed constant care my aunt was nowhere to be seen so mumberg had to do everything and then when nan died she still got 50% of everything in the will
>>221533330trvth nvke
>>221533328not good lad
>>221533353vgh sovland I apologise for my previous post I kneel
>>221533283>not even 5%when did our lager get so cucked
>>221533314thought they were yeller in indonesia
niggas really do be going for the sleepy time high score
now she's messaging me and telling me not to believe the rumours, now I don't know what to think
>>221533280don't we have a man there? someone yesterday said he was going
… I’m up and Mickey’s taking shape now … wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA championship round 2 highlights on sky sports golf on my TV via sky stream in home ...
that whole episose of Elon Musk calling that cave diver guy a pedo was right laff. used to love that saffer sperg
>>221533349well that's just because your nan still loved them both equally despite everything
why do they do all this bizarre shit? Why does it need to look like something from a Saw film?just give them a lethal injection of heroin
>>221533349sounds like your mums a bit of a jew lad. she should have been grateful to be close to her mum during the end
>>221533379my dad's friend steve is going
>>221533371chuckled>>221533377arrested for what>>221533399he called trump one too and that he was on the epstein list but they've made up since then it seems
… breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching PGA championship round 2 highlights on sky sports golf on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>221533409death by cock and ball torture
>>221533424steve is a fucking nutcase
>>221533416Kung Fu panda
>>221533409mad how they still haven't figured out an execution method that's foolproof and painless, do they have a sodium nitrite shortage over there or something?
>>221533409firing squad
>>221532781WowWhat an utter waste of time
>>221533445they could just helium them to death, but there's a shortage of helium as it were
>>221533409Bullet to the head costs $1 Don't make it more difficult than it needs to be
>>221533445The drug companies literally won't supply pentothal, etc. to the yank prison systemalso sodium nitrite being a quiet painless death is a cruel internet hoax, like jenkem and donald trump
>>221533467well by the description under that image they're paying the salaries of 3 prison guards to shoot through 3 different holes all pointed at the inmate's headI would argue it would cost less to just inject the man with heroin
>>221532781i felt empty after finally watching all of Futurama from start to finish including the movies after so many years of just watching episodes here and there. felt like a chapter of my life had ended, but it's probably because i turned the tv off afterwards and saw my lonely reflection in the screen
>>221533492If we're the ones paying for it why don't we get anything out of it? We should catapult them into the sun wearing body cams.
>>221533503I love the episode about Leela as a baby, has a good song in it too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRgAccPcHIU
member that episode when Fry drinks the emperor?good stuff
i be minding my own business
>>221533530fuck that is a good episode and food song too. for me it's hermes and bender episode about benders creation and this song plays at the endhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge0adDbCZiw&list=RDGe0adDbCZiw&start_radio=1
>>221533445Why does it need to be painless? These are the worst of society we're talking about
>>221533445guillotine
>>221533572Haven't seen that one may give it a watch
>>221533588No, awfully french way of execution, proper British methods are hanging by the neck until dead, hung drawn and quartered or burnt at the stake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drPZiXn9G3k
>>221533622>he's never heard of the halifax gibbetopen a history book pedro
>>22153344515 grams of powdered pentobarbital dissolved in a glass of water goes down smooth
rorke enjoying his Saturday morning
>>221533591have you watched any of the new episodes? Since 2023? I've been contemplating watching it because i assume it's shit
thom rorke: green plastic watering can..
>>221533588two problems with the guillotine is it violates the integrity of the body which is icky for a lot of people and it raises the question of human perception in the final moments which is spooky for a lot of peopleI guess you could solve the second one by doing it under general anaesthetic
>>221533644It actually tastes disgusting if you've ever watched any of the videos of coffindodgers dying at Dignitas. They give them a piece of chocolate to eat afterwards to try and mask the taste (in the ~60 or so seconds before they lose consciousness and die).Dunno why they don't just inject them like they do with pets. Probably something to do with the legality of it all.
>>221533647That I am
little old italian lady in town makes the best coffee and they're cheap as, she'll randomly give you pastry too free of charge feels like having another mum haha x
>highs of 11C, cloudy>currently: 7Cnow that's lush that is, another certified summer scorcher get the tops off
>>221533690x
Timmy's yank cousin on a mad one
The goat is back
"Spandau ballet" was because low ranking nazis who got sentenced to death only got a short drop hanging where you strangle to death over a period of minutes unlike a properly done judicial hanging where your neck gets broken in millisecondsThat's what Lord Haw Haw got back in London
>>221533622>, hung drawn and quartered or burnt at the stakethose are needlessly cruel
>>221533707fuck off fireman sam
>>221533688imagine coming to the immense decision of wanting to die but not being brave enough for it because you're a fussy eater
>>221533715reckon they'll come up with something better soonx
>>221533707Wish I had that here instead of 100 farty Mexican restaurants
>>221533427corruption in a public office, in other words yet another bent screwvery mixed emotions right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2KiGfbTybQ
>>221533716I think there's a sweet spot though cause if the drop is too long your head pops off. Though I don't see the issue there since the end result is the same.
>>221532781You forgot>Strange New Worlds (30 episodes, 10 more in july)>Discovery (pic rel, 65 episodes)>Lower Decks (50 episodes)>Prodigy (40 episodes)>Starfleet Academy (10 episodes)
>>221533743pneumatic tubes for humans
>>221533762A real star trek boss has appeared.
>>221533654Nope none of those>>221533638after my siesta>>221533716I think George Washington would execute his troops in that way>>221533754ah ur the toilfu bloke>>221533728s
foxs biscuits have been going for like 150 years and they have yet to make a fucking tasty biscuit
when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all
>>221533774wrong
i need some ooey gooey
>>221533724If it's any consolation the drawing and quartering was usually a symbolic evisceration and separation of the corpse after hanging, unless they REALLY didn't like you
*enters thread*
We have biscuit controvasy
>>221533767ahem
>>221533781good reference
>>221533788
>>221533774yet their glacier fruits are to die for
>>221533772yh... just the other day I was telling you I was moving on from her and then this drama happens. She wants to meet up so she can explain herself, I'm worried I shouldn't even be talking to her
changing my mind. correct, the rounds are good but more chocolate than biscuit
>>221533774the standard chunk choc chip ones are pengaleng
Coca Cola was invented by a confederate and Fanta was invented by a naziMakes you think
willy chopped off before executionthat's a good one
just had a moment of existential dread knowing i'm gonna die alone with no children and that my time to change it is running out, but then remembered my children won't have to grow up around nasty brown filth of the dark horde
shot in the stomach with a cannon ball like homer simpson
>>221533822wanted this for christmas as a kid one year but mumberg didnt buy itgood on her looking back tbf, would've played with it once and been bored haha
>>221533857Transexuals continue this tradition into the modern day
>>221533873you can abstain from having children and still not die alone mate, just find yourself a cute Sheila that doesn't want kids
>>221533822and some sticky ickyand a yummy mummy
IT FUCKINGLOOMS
everyone dies aloneunless you die in a train derailment or some sort of explosion
>>221533856Henry Ford the man who revolutionized automobiles so that everyone could afford a car, was also a Nazi.
keep seeing posts about 'cideCheck in on your mates!!! Mental elf!!And then it'll be a screenshot >This is from the night before he killed himself>"Are you ok">"Yeah bad day just tired haha"Is that checking in? Obviously doesn't work then does it
>>221533908or get compressed into a solid human shape
Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator in Idiocracy is a parody of Rondo the Thirst Crusher which is what the yanks called Solo back in the 1970s
>>221533890but i want a sheila and kids. just don't want my children to suffer a terrible childhood growing up around subhumans. it's literally child abuse to raise your kids around non-Europeans
>>221533923yes quite right we must also consider submarine implosions
good morning you disgusting vile incel creaturesanother weekend rotting alone in your stinking bedrooms is it?
mateberg had his doorstein kicked off by the copperswitzs yesterday
The nazis were evil and gay and they lost but every time i see a picture of them i still initially think yeah those guys were fucking based. I wonder if many a deformed mind around the world has the same issue.
as a single person, i only need 2 maybe 3 tubes of toothpaste a year. and the same amount for washing up liquid or laundry detergent. we can extrapolate and quantify exactly what the population requires therefore it makes no sense to have these things sold by private for profit companies. even exaggerating to cover all bases 4 or 6 laundry detergents per person the companies will know exactly what they stand to make and once that's known it's as good as spent since they can borrow based on the figures. that puts us in the economic crisis/collapse zone because what the fuck do they do after. it's over for them
>>221533935I'm going to the Japanese grocery store tomorrow
>>221533935morning mate, yeahx
>>221533935yh
>>221533881for me it was the Robosapien, every single kid wanted this thing in 2003 and I didn't get one but I bet they all ended up gathering dust barely a week later
>>221533956now you understand why capitalism need a continually growing population via immigration. ponzi scheme
rorke only buying clothes made by hugo bosss
https://youtu.be/nT43dsYhw0k?si=drOZ7PQSWz92xvqMhey check out this new song Trinidad by Geese
>>221533935celtic hearts @ 12.30 chelsea city @ 3great day
>>221533935wouldn't have it any other way (i would)
>>221533952Lovely uniformshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=I6okB-cKV1w
>>221533952Some of you are utterly clueless
Might make pancakes
>>221533934those fellas in that sub certainly didn't die alone aha
>>221533949go on
>>221533994great contribution mate
>>221533978make sure you use my code trinidad to get 50% off
>>221533998that's it, mind your business
>>221534001thanks x
>>221533988I thought British people called then something elseFlapjacks?
>>221533985Stolen valour>>221534017got to check myself sometimes sorry
>>221533971
>>221533873everybody dies alonesome people have their spouse and children watch them die
shut it, yank cunt
>>221533971I remember my friend bragging about having one of those and then when I went to his house it was the small shit version of it that wasn't even a robot
>>221534044Fodied that break
want to go back to the gym and get in shape but i will never have a gf again so what's the point
>>221533881ktim but with the nintendo switch
>>221534039really liked my 360 when I had it, but don't have a massive love of any of the games
>>221534062i dont lift to get a gfi lift for the mires of other /fit/izens
>>221534042no shit but i don't want to spend the rest of my life alone. everyone is out tonight enjoying their lives and i just want to murder them out of extreme jealousy
could go to the pictures at 12:30 and watch Space Jam
bent yank gayboy
>>221533881I wanted it for christmas as well but nanberg bought it as I'm much lovedI got many hours of fun out of it x
>>221534091I'll meet you there. We can hold hands while we watch the film together.
>>221533389hes on his last legs i reckon
>>221534039They pushed that Clive Barkers Jericho game hard here, I saw so much advertising for it. I never even understood what it was, I always thought it was a game adaption of that Jericho tv show and not its own thing
>>221532951>IQ of 66what do people like this do for work? is this where my taxes go
>>221534085yeah but they all look like shit on fit and are into the most schizo exercise shit imagineable. like have you seen that dude who's boddy looks like crash bandicoot? lmao
>>221534035(You)
reckon if I were my dad I'd have beat me to death, little wanker me
>>221534093I'll take 1 to go please
>>221534091cheeky wank to lola bunny on the cards?
>>221534102i dont want to go anymore
>>221534108uber driver? Stack shelves in Aldi? Amazon warehouse?
>>221534116pathetic little worm
>>221534119Fine. Then I won't go either.
>>221534110>they all look like shitnot really >>>/fit/77252462
leftypol circling the 52 Times Britain Was a Bellend book in the ASDA magazine hoping mumberg buys it him for christmasRorke circling the robosapien so he can play pretend it's a nazi wunderwaffe crushing slavic skulls with its feet and shooting red lazers out its eyes at various nons
>>221534147ktim
>>221534147literally me
>>221534147>steroidsopinion discarded
>>221534153overcooked on this one lad ill give it a 5/10
>>221534116reckon not only should abortions be legal but a parent should have the right to euthanise their children if they're being annoying little shits, until they're old enough to grasp the concept of death at age 9 or so
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>>221534178are you a romanian mechanic
>>221534153nazi twunderwaffle
>>221534171practice makes perfect
the top spanish toy of 2005
>>221534178is this the so called dad bod girls go wild for
Should I go for a cheeky Thai massage or just wank?
>>221532833I'm not even a zoomer but let's be honest, it's the boomers whose sensitive sensibilities they're trying to protect, not zoomers
just when rorke was trying to pick himself up and dust himself down this drops
hi im michael
ate too many beet gummies because they tasted good and now i've got a funny feeling in my tum tum, overdosed on vitamins haven't i
madone! He looks terrible!
>>221534208go for a cheeky gain a clue then wank
>>221534222Hey Michael
>>221534153i'll give it an 11/10 to spite that other faggot
>>221534229ew
>>221534215they're not trying to protect anyone really, they just want to sanitise reality to an excessive degree and turn everyone into faggots
rorkesian wankathon
>>221534229last time I stayed at my sister's house my brother in law showed me a twenty minute clip of this guy's podcast and kept expecting me to laugh along to it with him
Who remembers Britain's great slag heaps? They're all gone now, replaced by flats.
>>221534229>stool president Imagine bragging about being gay like that
>>221534267there's still heaps of slags across the nation
>>221534267your mum covering for all those slags
>>221534229remember when he lost money cuz of trump lol
now thats low hangng fruit if ive ever seen it
a modest proposal by jonathan swift but unironically
miss when they would just tell you the granny got run over and they didn't feel the need to show you the video with her exploded skull blurred out
>>221534206>the so-called dad bob
might go super saiyan 10 and collapse the universe
thats me
>>221534229remembering at school we had no class for some reason and so we we just sat inside with no teacher and my mate got everyone to watch joe rogan stand up on his phone and it was horrendously unfunny
Turkey has mogged us
>>221534286remember jonathan pie he stood outside westminister with a microphone that wasnt plugged in and said things like these fucksticular wank crumpets are ballsing up the country! and then everybody thought he was really clever and great
>>221534147some people in that thread that do no exercise and just want to post pictures of themselves
>>221534267mad how there are probably welsh school children in some of those flatsthe circle of life
>>221534331more of a coffee man me
>>221534331the irish are literally just west brits despite their objections to it
>>221534348>>221534348>>221534348
>>221534336yeahalways thought the disgruntled reporter going off script gimmick doesn't really work if you do it more than once, maybe twice
>>221534322where's your willer then
>>221534331how many teabags a day is 7 poundsI reckon I still beat them
>>221534322looking good Danx
>>221534337They probably do exercise. You'd be surprised how hard and how long you have to exercise in order to look like someone who exercises, without gear.
