koturday editionold >>221531602
The Big Lez is probably the best show right now.
>>221533504kot20 blaze it
Can't sleep
>>221533528The White man is keeping them down.
Thinking about the skrillix weed song from farcry 3
>>221533333
>>221533549Ya, with our big brains
I can't remember specifically but the first episode of South Park I ever watched was either the episode where Jesus goes to Iraq to rescue Santa or the episode where the kids get their parents arrested and take over the town
Dogberg smells like ranch lays
incels fantasize about sending women to the "brap barns"
>>221533635One of the worst flavors
You suck
>>221533670I rule
grand rapids sucks
I need some ambien nigga
I'm all for Chud the Builder going to prison for the rest of his life. He's just another narcissist like all IRL streamers and I support narcissists having as little contact with civilized society as possible. In my opinion all psychopaths and narcissists should be locked up even if they haven't committed a crime because they're simply not humans with human souls.
Why do zoomers suck so bad at making music?They're incredibly bad.Who is telling them to make shit music?!
>>221533810your face when
goodnight
>>221533852Goodbye forever.
>>221533504
>>221533568Leaf who’s emigrating to Poland: Your response?
Catch-22 is a superior book to Fahrenheit 451, I will give the anon from the last thread credit.
>go out and eat>go to rooftop hotel bar as I often but not always do when I go out>start talking to a girl >spend an hour with her and get her and her friends drinks>pop the question a little before she's going to leave>"sorry anon, I have a bf!">go sit around for a minute before noticing a pair of hot milfs next to me>start hitting them up>they're both visiting from Portland and seem really into me>"we're going to grab some drinks anon, stay right here and we'll be back">half hour later>they go to a different spot and I meet them there>right after I go to meet them a Boomer with a slack-jawed expression with a drink in his hand walks in front of me and sits there, looking at me up and down>he shoves me into the pool >phone ruined>night ruinedWhy is everything a humiliation ritual. Not only might I have to get a new phone but I feel cucked out of going out for the foreseeable future because of all the bad energy.
>>221533991NTA
>>221534002Eight Crazy Nights was the funniest thing ever when I was 8 years old.
>>221534002>>they go to a different spot and I meet them thereYou incorrectly read their signals, should have left them alone when they didn't come back.
>>221533991not him but that's a retarded post
>>221534059That movie is a longstanding inside joke between me and my Brother. When we first watched it around COVID we referenced it so much for so many months on end our parents banned us from talking about it to where we made a treaty where we can only talk about/reference it in December and any "violation" results in a fee of a dollar being paid to the other Brother. It's a pretty shit movie but weirdly enough it has a lot going for it, it's an interesting concept that's intermittently very funny and surprisingly well-animated given it was made by the Iron Giant animators. I personally feel like I could spin a great broadway musical out of it.
>>221534082Didn't ask you
I used to have a big family but then my aunt died and everyone went their separate ways.
>>221534002Should have spent time with your family instead
>>221534120Faggot I saw it in the theatre. Also why can't you control yourself?
1:30 am drinking covfefe
>>221534127>Should have spent time with your family insteadI'll do that tomorrow. I hate everyone and everything else in this state barring the food so I might as well given I hate missing out on watching Kojak with them.>>221534077Part of me knew this implicitly but I was just tired of being stood up and humiliated given they told me to wait. I would've left after talking with them for a couple more minutes but then that fucking Boomer waltzed in and rocked my shit.
Man that's crazy but I don't remember asking
>>221534002>>right after I go to meet them a Boomer with a slack-jawed expression with a drink in his hand walks in front of me and sits there, looking at me up and down>>he shoves me into the poollmao I hope this is true
Adam Sandler is a Jew
>>221534123don't care
>>221534145>why can't you control yourself?Even though I talk shit about him on this site because I can't irl I genuinely really love my Brother and we love messing with and pissing off our parents like any siblings do. That movie and the references to it really bother my parents given how grating Whitey and Eleanor's voices are to them, so we did it until they couldn't take it anymore.
>>221534228You're saying this like it's something we don't know
>>221534213He's making shit up for attention like always
>>221534213>I hope this is trueIt is, if it wasn't I'd still be there hitting up the clubs and/or getting some morning dinner before heading back. I loudly called him a cunt before sitting in a little corner area drying off before very awkwardly going into the elevator where everyone there gave me unsolicited advice about fighting him while pitying me; it was one of the most humiliating things that's ever happened to me given how public it all was.
>>221534255Tbf I don't think I've seen that movie in twenty years. Loved it as a kid, though. Looking back I only now realize Adam Sandler was probably my favourite actor as a kid.
I really wanted to live in the PNW after college. It's just too bad it turned into a liberal hellscape
i lowkey hate character creation in games cuz i can't just settle for one thing, i gotta customize every little aspect and it's boring af, not to mention the protagonist loses his uniqueness
Best Adam Sandler film has to be Little Nicky. Dat wun wuss a gud wun dat. Ozzy saved the world at the end it's fucking awesome and really funny.
>>221534266probably so >>221534317why did he push you into the pool
>>221534325I'm so glad my mother chose to raise me here.
>>221534349>best Adam Sandler filmIt's Uncut Gems
>>221534323>Adam Sandler was probably my favourite actor as a kidHe probably was for me too. Bedtime Stories was one of my favorite movies growing up while I also watched almost all of his other movies too for whatever reason, I especially liked Waterboy, Happy Gilmore, Grown-Ups, Click, and the first two Hotel Transylvanias. I also deeply loved a lot of other Happy Madison movies too and revere them to this day in spite of their obvious shittiness.
USAstians don't get gibs like this.
>>221534349it's either click or the one with drew barrymore, i'd say the one with drew barrymore
Are there mexicans in canada? I like mexican food
>>221534359>why did he push you into the poolHe was just some typical egomaniacal Boomer who felt invincible given he's an oldfag and knew that I couldn't do shit to him without making a scene>>221534379>Uncut GemsIt's a tie between this and Punch-Drunk Love
You guys are saying all this comedy slop when Adam Sandler is in two of the best dramas of the 21st century: Punch Drunk Love and Uncut Gems
>>221534465You know you could have went and told the bouncer right?
>>221534470>all this comedy slopUG, PDL, Hustle, Meyerowitz, etc. are obviously his best films and some of the best films of the century; but there's undeniably a strange magic to a shitty Happy Madison movie that very few other things ever touch.
>>221534479I woulda pushed that old ass unc in the pool, but then again nobody ever messed with me when I went out
>>221534479>you could have went and told the bouncer rightI did tell the bouncer, the guy did it to me was on his way out and was clearly a tourist so it didn't matter anyway and that fucker knew it.
Holy fucking based
CURRENTLY LISTENING. This is probably the quintessential example of a super obscure diamond in the rough album. It's great: https://youtu.be/Y0sFpZm_nHo
>>221534561I can't find it on Spotify
>>221534441when is we getting another benefit top up
>>221534441Does only one person of the family get it
I am forever in alongside the boys in jumpersOn bikes from schools and carsWith autumn leaves fallen sparse across the mid-afternoonShe blazed about how cultural language is an operating systemA simple interface rendered feeble and listlessWhen tested with a divinity or a true understanding of the human conditionI never did understand the duality of art and realityLiving life and treating it as such but with a certain disconnectTo touch that cajoles at the artist with comfort and abandonAnd between the spires and rolling roofs of the white cityThat orange, English light cast only one, singular shadowFor you are not beside but within me
Nighty night
>>221534441wowee zowee 267 canadian rupees! think how much naan and curry spices we will be able to buy!
>>221534972That's what you get for being single
Eating mozzarella sticks
Rape isn't funny
https://youtu.be/b_ty7PVtHgY
>>221535250Says who?
i'm getting jeet fatigue
>>221535339Imagine the smell…
So hm what are ways to ascape the great death from aboce (tm) ?
Why do mexicans love murder so much?
dolan blump
>>221535946Imagine your toenails getting pulled off by me one after the other. While you ask that question in your screams.
https://viewsync.net/watch?v=evbHWPSjeeo&t=0&v=ZqIx25N1QXg&t=0&mode=solook this is epic
>>221535008you're raping your fucking teeth
>>221534532No one gives a fuck your gay-ass mario kart costs more to buy everyone here buys xxxboxxx and play american games
>>221536119*playsblump-level english
Such a badass post with typos and all!!More europeans should be awake to see such high level posting..
They asked me to come to work today 20 minutes before I was about to leave last night ):
My boss called me to cum in her today
>>221536792
>>221534127Dumb canned responses like this help no one
all the houses I can afford are in the middle of fucking nowhere
>>221537078All the houses I want are in the middle of nowhere but far too expensive
I've got whore fatigue.
>>221534002>buy drinks for her and her friends>”I have a bf”my fucked up incel blackpilled chud life has given me sharingan, I predicted this eventuality before even reading your post
>I’ve got whore fatigue>posts whorewhat did he mean by this?
>>221534002Story sounded good until you got to the milfs partWHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUdl a dating app jesus
Idea: sex with Lauren Mayberry.
Thoughts on me posting the word "ZAMN"?
>>221534449Canada doesn’t have very many Latinx. There are some in Montreal and Toronto, but even there, they’re a small minority.
>>221537516There's a lot in Vancouver too. One of my best friends is from Mexico.
hit or miss
Feels like half the time your waitress isn’t even the one bringing out your food anymore it’s always some busser or chef bringing the food out
>>221537350She has beautiful arms.
>She has beautiful arms.
>Chud last week: “You’re a n*gger! You gonna chimp out, n*gger?!”>Chud today: “T-t-t-t-t-thank you s-s-s-s-s-sir… I promise not to ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chimp out. No sir. N-n-n-n-not me. I’ll be on my b-b-b-b-b-best behavior.”
>>221537593>picCome out ye black and trans!
>>221537597
this woman is your FRIEND she fights for your FREEDOM
>>221537626Issue is is you need a compliant judicial system which he doesn't have on his side
hilarious how women rebranded sex tourism as "girl trips"
*stares thread straight in the eye* I feel like you go out of your way to be upset by trivial things
>>221537597karma is a bitch
>>221531502fuck you you dumb bitchi didnt masturbate you fuckget owned retard
Need alcohol but the stores aren't open until normal people times
>>221537816>normal people timesMost places don't open till like 10 around me. It's a real pain
>>221537816I have over 12 bottle of spirits in my closet because they were on clearance for 15-30% off so I decided to buy a lot.
>>221537816>>221537835Hate it when I'm in the liquor store early and the cashier gives me a nasty look like BITCH maybe you shouldn't open at 9am and judge people for coming in at that time.
>>221537937Liquor? I hardly know her
>>221538071HaHAAA!!!!
>>221537937Liquor store employees usually don't find it funny when I ask if the breakfast rush has been busy
>>221538291Lol
I don’t dateI don’t gambleI don’t drinkI don’t read booksI don’t have a jobI don’t have a houseI don’t have a wifeI don’t have kidsI don’t do drugsI don’t exerciseI don’t drink waterI don’t eat vegetablesI don’t fall asleep before midnightI don't talkI don't breatheI don't have sexI don't eatI don’t pray
>drinking first thing on the weekendkwab
>>221538578Typical American male experience. Bet you play video games and eat McDonald's though huh.
>>221538291LOL
>>221538578>I don’t read bookswhy-ever not?
alcohol is for losers
>>221538651Americans are all illiterate and think the Earth is flat.
i read a post that says "i don't breath" and "i don't eat" and i take is seriously b/c i'm low IQ and brown.
anyone else white but of mexican descent?
>>221538651
I want to learn Spanish so I can travel to Mexico. I already know French and that’s like 1/2 of Spanish.
>>221538851hello mr fuentes
Fucking sand people and their diaperheads.
What the helly is going on in the US….https://youtube.com/shorts/Xw5Y6U5xdto
>8am redditjeet melty
>>221538651Reading has genuinely made me feel angry. Books felt useless when we had to read them in school. Who fucking cares what happens in those books when the most useful skill is a trade?
>>221533504Will the Native languages of Mexico die out more due to the issues and economics?
>>221538975That's hilarious. Time to join the club...
>>221539026mexico is getting close to becoming a superpower as the economy gets better
>>221539043lmfao
>>221539043in your dreams paco
What book should I take backpacking?
>>221539043mexico is so good they all try to flood here through the border
>>221539100Dark romance
>>221539100
>>221539143those are guatemalans
>>221539190what's the difference paco
>>221539187Thank you!
>>221539262gautemalans are brown
Would you date a retarded QThttps://youtube.com/shorts/XqPQgFJwAw0
>>221539272and mexican's aren't? lmao
Do you think Millennials are jealous of us because we experienced the 2010s?
>>221539299I would have concerns about a gf with problems doing chores or running errands
why don't we see autistic, adhd, or down syndrome beahviors in blacks
>>221539384Jealous of whom?
>>221539299I'd like to give her a sponge bath if you know what I mean, focusing heavily on the pubic region
>>221539494plenty of black niggas have downs syndrome
>>221539494Because they beat the autism and ADHD out of their kids instead of coddling it. The only black spergs you see are ones who work in comic stores.
62F inside my apartment this isn’t may this is some whole ass BULLshiet
So what’s going on with Iran and the Strait and all
>>221539659from what I've heard we pretty much knocked 90% of military targets like 3 weeks in and now are just trying to do an economic strangehold or some shitthey don't want to attack infrastructure because they want to minimize damages of a friendly regime
scared strait
Romanticize is a funny word in the English language, being a portmanteau of "romantic" and "circumcize"
>>221539659Negotiations stalled on ZOG’s demands to rename it to the Gay of Hormuz
>>221539659We won the war and Euros for some damn reason support Iran and Islam over the US
>>221539689>>221539779>Mission accomplished! There’s now a toll on the strait when there wasn’t one before, and none of our other objectives like regime change or denuclearization have been accomplished either. We won!
never has a war been won more completely
>>221539001The most useful skill is communication. Humans working together, sharing thoughts and beliefs in common, are the most powerful force yet known. Communicating your will to others and convincing them to buy into your beliefs is power.
>>221539836Shut up jeet
>>221539100Something you can re-read multiple times. Probably one of the old classics.
>>221539842Believe me, folks…
Jeet means victory
Liberals are the worst. Tens of thousands bombed to death and all they think about is their own healthcare.
>>221540109Liberals don't know how that many of us have excellent healthcare and we don't want it downgraded so Shaniqua and her 8 kids get a free pass.
I still don't know why we bombed iran
>>221540238They were bombing us and killing American civilians. Irananians have also been funding persecution against Christians in the middle east and africa
>>221540268Who cares though
total TDM victory
>>221540323You're next. The Canadian government is authorizing churches being burnt down and encourages the destruction of the family unit.
>>221540374Why do you care
>>221540238>we???
All girls need a BBM to calm down and relax.
>>221540507What's that
love me racist BBWssimple as
How about the Shit of Theseus
Because Christianity is the formal moral guide of America and the west. The entire western world was built on Christianity
>>221540523A big black man.
America should learn from Europahttps://youtube.com/shorts/8dEbSxfX9YQBTW tonight is Eurovision Song Contest finals
>>221540621>formal moral guide of America and the westenlightenment liberalism. john locke as a bigger influence on the american mind than augustine of hippo
>Big Black Wick
>>221540819That’s one big black candle with multiple small wicks
Ok suddenly dead sorry
Running on coffee today.
Just bought a little ass squirting bidet attachment you can thread on a water bottleSuper nifty right? My ass is going to be so clean
your based congressman sirs
>>221541080Just use a water bottle without that and let the water run down your arsecraccc
>>221541142My books are STICKY and WETGravity isn't going to wash that, I need some psis
>>221541138All the actual Nazis get electorally destroyed by AIPAC, ADL, etc, so the closest thing to based that Americans are permitted to have are Libertarians
My dooks, not books
>>221541233You should clean and dry your books before they’re ruined
Who was in the wrong here?
>>221541407Some hospital kidnapped him and forced him to eat drugs no?
>>221541427“Absolute discharge” means he was granted full freedom with no restrictions. Also, the violently criminally insane schizophrenic man is a migrant from Jamaica.
>>221541507Check your equity card at the door, chud.
>>221541046I cannot fucking believe we're talking about blump on a saturday morning
>>221541407>TorontoSomething is wrong with that city
>>221541608canada is a /med/ country canada is french
>>221541407prison system is nuts. i did a quick stay in jail in the mid 00s. my cell had one bed, the same cell today in the same jail has three bunks. that's the norm throughout the country, too.
>>221541608Imagine visiting Toronto in like 1970 when it was like 99% White…
>>221541654>Imagine visiting Toronto in like 2013 when it was like 99% White
Toronto is an ugly city.
>>221541654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1jYn-WZaMY
What's Vancouver like?
>>221541734The mountains in the background are nice
>>221541734when i was there last year it reminded me of portland and seattle not in a good way
>>221541709Crazy that Canada used to be a real country, but it was before I was born
Almost done working, what should I do with the rest of the day bros
>>221542075write a novel
Just did a huge piss and it stank so bad
Why does this always happen?
>>221542201drink more water, stinky ahh
Bet you couldn't fix a toilet fag
ragebaiting in /cum/ should be a bannable offense
>>221542242I installed a bidet toilet seat once (with the help of momberg).
just found out about the greek dark ages…. i’m crushed
>Yes, particularly in countries like the UK, where Relationships, Sex, and Health Education (RSHE) guidelines explicitly require secondary schools to address incel (involuntary celibate) communities, misogynistic ideologies, and toxic online "manosphere" influences.kek
A shrimp fried that rice!
for me, it's pork fried rice
>>221542210What
A jeet fried that rice? No thanks I don't want norovirus.
>>221542242I’ve had to fully replace two toilets in the last year, as the previous owners were fucking retards who tightened stuff too hard, and cracked both tanks
>>221542699>using a used toiletDisgusting.
>>221542699Ultra mega gg
official thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K0SzFIf4A
Imagine getting fucked in the ass by a horse. Just imagine it.
>>221542242what’s a toilet fag
>>221542816Like a foot fag, but for toilets?
SIX!!!!! SEVEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!
>>221542816You probably.
>>221542699Btw pro tip for anyone in this situation: if you’re ever buying a toilet, get a one-piece toilet, rather than one with a separate bowl and tank. You’re far less likely to have to deal with cracks or leaks down the road
What is the appeal of this Zionist whore?
Germany.
>>221543000furmany
>>221542958Shut up
>>221543110You shut the fuck up!
>>221542958I can’t tell who that is from the thumbnail
>The dispute over serving alcohol at the restaurant on the grounds of the Rot-Weiß Tennis Club in Giessen is entering a new phase. Following the termination of the lease agreement with Bayram and Isabell Dalkilic, the club has set May 20 as the new deadline. “This is about eviction,” said the club’s chairman, Fred Ostermeyer. Previously, it was stated that the Dalkilics were to vacate the premises by Friday.>The dispute stems from the tenants’ policy of not serving alcohol in the restaurant. Bayram and Isabell Dalkilic point to their culinary concept. Both want to offer Eastern Anatolian cuisine. At their stand at the Giessen weekly market, there has been brisk demand for their food for quite some time.>Alcohol simply doesn’t go with Eastern Anatolian cuisine, says Isabell Dalkilic. This explicitly includes beer and wine. Moreover, they envision the restaurant as a place for families. From their perspective, serving alcohol is incompatible with that vision. Her husband points out that alcohol is also unhealthy. The parents of three children are devout Muslims; Isabell Dalkilic wears a headscarf. However, they emphasize that their refusal is not based on their faith.
giwtwm
>>221543175What alcohol to Germans usually enjoy while playing tennis?
>>221543183
Done nothing but watch porn for 3 days
>>221543236Lol
Idea: nasal sex
>>221543214Try 15 years!
>>221543214Onlyfans or gross professional porn
One time I did a shit so big it stimulated my prostate and I came buckets (this was in a stall in a public washroom and I wonder what the other people in the room thought).
>>221543308That’s impossible If anything you came semen
>>221543340LOL
>>221543236>I can't want
>>221543375lol
Mexican squid game
>>221538392>>221538632>>221543255>>221543351>>221543403
>>221543466xD
>>221533991Every country has retards.
>>221543307hentai
I LOVE FUCKING BOYS THAT LOOK LIKE CUTE GIRLS
you ever just start farting at the worst moments?
Need a British girl with a British accent to give me a JOI
get ready to laugh
>>221543710me on the left
>>221543710what are the chances of her learning?
>>221534441Americans get more for food than we get for rent and food combined
>>221543677no because I don't eat rice and beans for every single meal
>>221543790Stimulus cheques don’t really count as gibs anyway, even if they’re disingenuously labelled as such. The point is to “stimulate the economy” by changing the money velocity, and pumping up inflation.
>>221543674
>>221543569my man!
>>221543211This Mexican guy is hard core MAGA btw
I have relationships with women...and SECCS WITH MEN
Is we getting another stinalious check
>>221544166
>>221544209
in that one simpsons episode where they got to australia there's a line where the little australian boy says "it's an emergency" and I think that would be a great beat drop
I'm very clearly not going to make it
Nothing good came easy
>>221544162BASED
>>221544448Only your mom
Everybody knows I'm a paranoiac
Just had a phone call with mom where I barely concealed that I'm close to a mental breakdown
>>221538578How do you exist without breathing and eating?
>>221544527That's right we know that's why we've been watching you closely monitoring your recent activity. Tread very carefully
Is there anything yuckier than a jobless male?
waiting for the ferry
I wish I could write like this
>>221544708Why did goose do this? This is a hecking chungus movie
I was thinking of buying a kayak so I can go on some adventures but everyone on face marketplace is selling them for at least a $100 plus Greedy fucks
When I try to play video game I feel jittery and unable to focus. losing causes actual distress
>>221544773Why does he want it bright blue like that it looks so ugly
pools are blue, obviously
>>221544676Beautiful pic anon
>>221544849*surreptitiously shits in your pool*
>>221544797And it completely runs counter to what it's supposed to be. The reflecting pool won't reflect anymore.
>>221544972
>>221544797>Donald J. Trump>Having taste
Driving through Maryland
sum good.kittingtonshire inna de breadington-upon-avon>>221533545phwoarpropa cute wun diss
>>221544997Early
>>221543375corr desu seen better duckworth-kittingtonshire
