>Oxbridge
Holy shit what NEEEERRDDDD

>>221574633
Get into Warhammer/MESBG

>>221574642
>November of this year for masters programs that start in fall of 2027
Oh I'm fine then lol, I'd most likely be starting there in Spring 2028.
>develop a close professional relationship with whoever you're doing research with/working under and let them know your plans so they can guide you in the right direction.
Way ahead of you professor

Lego sets are gay if you just build the picture on the box
>>221574663
Warhammer is expensive and cringe

>>221574661
I'm just trying to not be too specific nigga
though that term narrows it down to two universities

>>221574662
Just move to the third world if you hate health codes so much

>>221574686
>spring
They usually start in fall
Good luck though

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>>221574688
Warhammer 40k and AoS are gay and cringe. Warhammer Fantasy/Old World and MESBG are straight and kino.

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https://3hentai.net/d/604301
fappingtonshire-under-rhine for tonight

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlUMmlvVTwI

>>221574702
Thanks fren, I'll keep looking into it for both of those schools and check around for others. I'm mostly preoccupied with getting through Summer and dealing with whatever happens with this Boomer thing.

>>221574696
I once met these two British girls who started at Cambridge then transferred to Oxford and they are who taught me the term Oxbridge

Why don’t Jews come up with a new name for themselves that isn’t a slur, like how the N-word used to be the regular word for blahpipo, but eventually stopped being used except as a slur?

>>221574721
Anon I think you might be a *gulp* homosexual, pederast even

>>221574742
>started at Cambridge then transferred to Oxford
Downgrade lol

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>>221574762
It might have actually been the other way around, I can't remember. But, currently Oxford is ranked higher

>>221574420
UW Madison or UW Seattle or both???

I'm taking a 3 hour train ride today. I'll try to post some pics of the English countryside

I don't relate to any of you
You all are not like me

>>221574792
Are you an incel neet?
You relate to Jason.

>>221574723
the Assman was pretty out of pocket for this one

>>221574607
Why do you call benedictines dark Carthusians?

>>221574784
>UW Madison or UW Seattle
Seattle. I have a fren at UW Madison though, problem is he's a programmer with a friendgroup of nutjobs. He's a great guy though, one of my two actual frens.

you all remember the other day when I tricked some of you into thinking that I'm also the phwoar poster? good times

>>221574795
Jason has a degree from Harvard University and you don't

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>>221574780
Toronto mentioned

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>>221574810
Just a joke because of how their habits are basically just Carthusian habits but black.

>>221574812
>I have a fren at UW Madison though, problem is he's a programmer
The Brazilian shitskin you mean

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goodnight

>>221574828
>Harper
Wow this must be old

Real normalfag hours tonight

>>221574831
>The Brazilian shitskin
Lol he's not Leonardo.
He's a Scandinavian from Minnesota that looks like an Aryan version of John Candy. I went to HS with him and did debate with him before COVID and started talking to him again in 2024 right before I went to France. I've stayed connected to him ever since. He'll likely be my only Midwestern fren left given I still have his number.

>>221574856
What distinguishes you from a "normalfag"

>>221574844
Your based conservative chud PM, Saar

>>221574714
Just clicked on a random model
>Beastman Chieftan
>One (1) singular character
>7 components
>Includes base (don't say we never did anything for you pigs)
>Plastic
>$32+tax+shipping+tip
>Use official Citadel nerd glue and nerd paint or get the fuck out out of the official Games Workshop hobby arena
You can get gundams for cheaper

>>221574856
>tonight

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I've had academic success but I'm furthest thing from a normalfag

air conditioner

>>221574879
You never buy direct. Buying third party is 15-20% cheaper than direct always. Also you don't have to (and shouldn't) use their glue (tamiya is better) and the paints are fine but I use a mix of their paints, Vallejo, Pro Acryl and AK.

>>221574901
https://youtu.be/T9zPFChrFCc

>>221574867
>What distinguishes you from a "normalfag"
Retarded friendless jobless sexless alcoholic full of hatred, for starters

>>221574789
Please do, that would be a lot of fun! I hope you enjoy your journey and good things happen for you!

Will Ferrell put his whole career on the line tonight playing Epstein on SNL.

>>221574921
Who tf watches that crap anymore

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>>221574912
https://youtu.be/OE9bF80KQGk

>>221574918
Do you intend to try and fix your life?

>>221574902
Damn I could get a plastic goat guy for just 28 bucks that changes everything

>>221574918
>friendless jobless sexless alcoholic full of hatred
I score 4/5 on this, does that mean I'm based?

This world is just really really grim, like I can't believe anyone would ever think any of this is good

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>>221574920
Thanks fren. I wish you well

>>221574938
Me.

>>221574949
too loud, I prefer an oscillating fan

hmmmmmmm goon time maybe? lil goony for me? i think yes

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>>221574953
You pay more for characters because they are worth more points. As you can see you can get regular goat guy infantry for like $ 2 and change each.

Truly honest question: why do people (especially z******s seem to think SNL is dead and no one watches it?
When the show still gets pretty decent ratings and pop culture exposure.

>>221575024
>z******s
Ziggers?

>>221575024
No one outside of New Yorkers and Jews watches SNL.

>>221575018
Look whatever man if it makes you happy buy your cheap chinese plastic midget dolls valued based on a completely arbitrary point value in a pretend war game
At least you're a lot better at painting them than most of the blind palsys fucks on /tg/

Why the fuck would anyone shill SNL on 4chan of all places

>>221575040
I don't live in New York and I'm not Jewish and I watch it.

>>221575052
And what are your hobbies then, Mr. Critic of Hobbies?

Enjoying a nice tall glass of cream soda at four in the morning haha how's everyone else doing

>>221575064
Why does SNL set you off so much? It's just a silly sketch show.

>>221575081
Bad because I don't have a cute girlfriend and I blame YOU

>>221575092
I don't agree with their political stances

>>221575092
It's a show made for pseuds and spiritual pseuds. It drips insincerity and dishonesty.

>>221574688
>Lego sets are gay if you just build the picture on the box
What else am I to build with them nigga
"Food is gay if you just eat it with your mouth"

>>221575092
>Why does SNL set you off so much?
Because it's just the establishment jerking itself off and has been for some time, no different than the academy awards

>>221575079
OSR D&D/OVA, bird watching, alcohol

>>221575097
I can be your cute girlfriend

you're a fucking manchild

>>221575024
>>221575039
Zestless

Gonna ask Momberg if we can go to Burger King and try thr new Star Wars baby yoda milkshake when she picks me up from the beach

>>221575130
You are so low IQ it hurts I can tell you're maga

>>221575151
Let us know how it is

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>>221575131
>bird watching
What's this weird bird species I saw last fall?

Thinking about what the N in SNL stands for

>>221575161
I shall

>>221575157
>I can tell you're maga
I'm not but if you're actually Sarah Sherman I will have kinky sex with you

>>221575102
What's the political stance of this sketch?
https://youtu.be/Kbn5T8rMLQc
or this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GKhTu5N7p0
or this one
https://youtu.be/uSKiBZUefRA

>>221575163
Looks like blacktail prairie dogs

>>221575171
That guy isn't me but the problem with them all is that they aren't funny and all look like commercials (which they are, they're just commercials for celebrities rather than actual products)

Geek yoghurt

>>221575195
perhaps you're just autistic and have trouble with comedy

I downloaded a GBA emulator the other day because I had a hankering to play some older games. The original WarioWare is genuinely very good

>>221575206
Does he fart in it?
Why does Wario fart in Smash Bros?

The black hole sun he was singing about was nikocados asshole

>>221575201
with blueberries???

>>221575204
>have trouble with comedy
Anon my favorite comedy film is Nacho Libre and I have a taste in comedy that varies widely from Jacques Tati to Adam Sandler. I just don't think HR-approved comedy is funny at all and don't care for celeb culture.
If you're Sarah Sherman though, I am interested and available.

>>221575220
I haven't encountered any brapping thus far. I can only guess that the devs made him fart in smash bros because he has a pretty groyperous belly on him

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>>221575233

>>221575233
Nikocado is skinny and straight now
He'll still probably get cancer from eating all that slop

>groyperous belly
Rare good British post

>>221575273
>British post
I hate to inform you but that anon is an American student

>>221574286
Kek

>>221575272
If he was in danger of cancer due to his diet, he wouldn't get the cancer after he lost the weight

I'm a student in the school of hard knocks

>>221575316
Pretty sure the risk is increased for life

I emulated my favorite childhood ps3 games a month ago and lost interest pretty fast I also emulated a ps2 game my dad has been wanting to play again for years and he only touched it once

>make a bad post
>immediately close the thread
>hide it from the catalog
>pretend it never happened

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>>221575306
I'm too fucking busy with shit

>>221575354
Me all the time

>>221575354
I do this if I accidentally respond to the wrong thread

oo oo ouch OUCHIE wrong hole WRONG HOLE

>>221575354
Me if I misspelled a word during a heated debate

>>221575372
Now my penis has poop on it!

>>221575351
PS3 was really cheeks compared to the 360 or Wii apart from a handful of Japanese titles

>>221575273
Literally how does one manage to sleep early how do you do it how do you manage to wake up at say 6 or 7 in the morning what's your routine

>>221575391
It's fifteen minutes to five in the morning where I'm at and I haven't slept yet

>>221575384
The nintendo switch is ass and now it's outrageously sky high with all of the trump tarriffs I would rather shoot myself on the fucking foot

>>221575416
>The nintendo switch is ass
The Switch 2 is, I have no idea why anyone would want it given the original is such a great platform

>>221575422
That's what I meant

>>221575236
lol

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THE KKK TOOK MY POOSHIRE AWAY

AWAY FROM ME

AWAY FROM ME

THE KKK TOOK MY POOSHIRE AWAY

AWAY FROM ME

AWAY FROM ME

>cat came and woke me up right as my dream was moving into sketchy territory
I love him so much. Certain things happen every time preceding full blown night terror/sleep paralysis and it was just about to start when my cat saved me. I wonder did he do it on purpose or was it a coincidence?

I got the original Switch at release, played Mario Odyssey and BOTW, then never touched it again. Honestly, I think it was worth it for those games alone

>>221575272
>>221575316
Gay sex greatly increases one’s risk of arse cancer, so that’s probably Nikocado’s number one cancer risk.

>>221575354
same clade as
>losing slapfight
>make shitty argument out of anger
>leave in disgust and do something else
>come back and see retard in thread
>call him retarded
>(You)

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>>221575475
>Mario Odyssey

>>221575491
My mom (who is half Greek) told me I better not watch this movie because she's mad about the woke casting

>>221575509
βάση

Never planned on watching Nolan's Odyssey even before all the controversial casting was made public, but I think it's funny to see some people say stuff like "Nolan has ruined the Odyssey," as if the poem will cease to exist after the movie premiers

>>221575509
No she didn't.

>>221575384
I hated the 360 because of having to convince my parents to pay for the online pass and the controller using fucking double a batteries

>>221575630
She literally did, yesterday in fact

>>221575648
Okay mutt.

>>221575593
Pretty funny (and tragic) that normgroids are going to picture the cast of this movie when they think of the Odyssey thoughbeit
>Helen of Troy looks like slave Nyong'o
>Achilles the pooner Ellen Page

>>221575244
>I just don't think HR-approved comedy
what makes you think SNL is HR-Approved?
I bet you have not actually watched the show in years. SNL is not what you think it is.

can't believe there were still cars driving around on my 3:30 am walk. it's impossible to get privacy anymore.

>>221575593
>I think it's funny to see some people say stuff like "Nolan has ruined the Odyssey,"
It's because there's something instrinsically disturbing about seeing the contemporary West bastardize one of its foundational works so blatantly. I mean ieverything about it from the translation to the casting to direction is so shit that people are revisiting Alexander and Troy and saying "man, this is somehow less shit than whatever this monstrosity is because it at least seems well-intentioned if misguided".

>>221575693
Go into the forest

Helen Of Troy being black would have been accepted if they cast an actually hot black woman, but they didn't

>>221575710
I tried that once and I saw a couple homeless people walking around, one of them came out of the foliage from a direction that didn't have a trail.

>Hey we're going to make a big CGI slopfest spectactle popcorn movie loosely based on some dead greek poem. Call all the big name actors who are proven box office draws.
>B-b-b-b-b-but sir what if the incels who never go to theaters and pirate all the media they consoom b-b-b-boycott us??
lmao.

Who needs Nolan when you have O Brother, Where Art Thou?

>>221575724
>an actually hot black woman
Nyong'o is cute but not drop-dead gorgeous. She's not even Grace Jones-tier where she's so weird and distinctive that it circles back around to being otherworldy or erotic, she has a girl next door cuteness to her that is woefully miscast even ignoring the obvious racial issues.
Hell Mikey Madison was right there if you want to go for that exotic, alien look.
>>221575674
>what makes you think SNL is HR-Approved?
It's bland and pokes fun at subjects that aren't particularly controversial nor scathing.
>>221575638
I liked it because I had a friend that had one

How about Helen of Goy(slop)

>>221575741
>Nolan
>CGI slopfest
do some research before you open your blabbering mouth.

>>221575777
>she has a girl next door cuteness
Did you grow up in O Block?

Neighbors are loudly talking outside at 1:10 in the morning
Like, I can hear you!

>>221575794
>Did you grow up in O Block?
No Minnesota. One of my best friends as a little kid was a Kenyan girl who grew to be super hot later on.

Helen Of Troy was Trans and Black. And we're here for it.

Holocaust

one of my private fears is i might get seated on a plane next to some zoomer celebrity and they'll get offended i dont recognize them and turn me into a meme that causes legions of 14 year olds to mail dead cats to my house

>>221575825
This won't happen to you.

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This book is not without its issues, but it's a classic in popular history at this point. I recommend it if you want to read more about the imagined context of the Odyssey

>>221575777
>It's bland and pokes fun at subjects that aren't particularly controversial nor scathing.
yeah you have not watched the show.

>>221575825
>zoomer celebrity and they'll get offended i dont recognize them and turn me into a meme
The easiest way to get streamers off your back in any given situation is to say "I could say one word on this stream and your career would be over" and they always leave when you do so.

Paris was a douchebag for stealing Helen of Troy desu

Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy as a zippertits pooner; Helios of Troy. Preferably black or indian, or perhaps chinese

I haven't had a conversation with a single person outside my immediate family since October

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>>221575851
They should have cast Jason as Helen of Troy for all I care he's a perfect dumbass

I'm fascinated by the conjectural Hittite connections with the Iliad
But I think the idea of Near Eastern influences on Greek literature and culture has fallen out of favor today because it was overemphasized in the past
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaksandu

all this talk of pooners is getting me mighty heated in my penis and balls sector......

How about Nolan adapts the Odyssey so that instead of his journey home to his family, Odysseus arrives home at a big gay bath house and it ends with a hardcore gay sex scene of him getting buttfucked by all the unruly suitors who’ve been waiting for him all this time, and then he dies of AIDS

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>>221575830
i know it isnt likely but its possible and thats the really scary part

>>221575923
That's how it went down in real life

>>221575923
Oscar bait

Watching The Lion King with my kids and it's amazing how the first act of Scar's tyranny is to import a bunch of low IQ foreigners who ruin the Kingdom in a matter of years.

>>221575902
>They should have cast Jason as Helen of Troy
Jason should've been cast as Jason for the Argonauts movie
>>221575923
Having it end with him dying painfully of syphilis like in Braveheart or Tombstone would be surprisingly kino
>>221575907
I would really kill for an Achaemenid Persia movie now that you mention it. Persian history and culture is very underrated.

Guys shut the fuck up, Zoom Zoom is trying to say something.
Go ahead now Zoom Zoom.

>>221575980
Sorry, but Jewish Hollywood only allows Persians to be depicted as effeminate faggot losers like in 300

>>221575976
He didn't important anything, hyenas live in Africa. Your brain has been damaged by pornography.

>>221574812
The UW is cool but you would probably want to live some place outside of it. Or maybe it's better now, idk. Last time I was there I was surprised to see how not terrible it was, it may be getting better. I live 40min south of downtown yet haven't been in a few years

>>221576011
nigga ain't never watched the show

Brave is a very underrated Disney movie, I think it's their last all-White movie too funny enough

>>221575802
I woke up to my two neighbors literally screaming at each other about Donald Trump. I just want to sleep and not be reminded of this man every second of my waking life Jesus

Everyone shut the fuck up I'm reading zoom zooms post

>>221576025
Stunning and Brave

>>221576025
>last all-White movie
that was frozen which was box office success by the way because people like european fairytales

>>221574635

Jason (Greek name) adopted Phoebe (another Greek name) for his trannard persona. Is he trad?

>>221576028
Why were they yelling about him exactly?

>>221576056
>that was frozen
There's a lot of Black/Brown extras in Frozen though, meanwhile there's not a single one in Brave

The beginning of The Princess and the Frog feels like it was written by black twitter. It's so bad

>>221576064
“My grandfather was just 5 when he saw the tanks roll into Czechoslovakia during Adolf Hitler’s invasion in 1938, and now it’s the same deal. He is dragging us into a war, and it’s a replay of Nazi Germany. This country is doomed,” and all that jazz

I miss Jason. I miss his fun food pics. I miss his Runescape updates. I miss his quiet giggle when he posted something edgy. I miss his soft legs and worn aging face. I miss the panicked way he would dodge eye-contact when speaking with cashiers. I miss him and I'll never have him back.

>>221576061
He did Samantha at first thoughbeit

>>221576125
Yeah, until he found out that the name is possibly of Hebrew origin. I thought that was really funny

>>221576121
You never know how much you'll miss a familiar faggot until they're gone, cherish your schizos while you can

>>221576121
RIP

>>221576091
How does it start? I remember the whole thing being really good but alas I haven't seen it since release and probably have memberberries given I've only rewatched the really kino clips of the villain getting dragged into literal niggerhell.

>>221576109
I really son't like trump but people comparing him to hitler are straight up delusional

Everybody loooooooves Hitler

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Recommend me some porn stars with big meaty roasf beef pussy lips, please.
I already know Elsa Jean, Lilly Ford, Karla Kush

>>221576161
It starts with Tiana playing with a white girl whose father employs Tiana's mother. The girl is a ditzy spoiled brat who's juxtaposed with the more sensible and industrious Tiana

Welp Subnautica 2 crashed and doesn't want to launch again, guess I'll go to bed. Good night /cum/ keep it trashy.

Imagine how much more advanced czechia and slovakia would be if they didn't get annexed by the soviet hordes. Or hell, even the balkans. Especially the balkans

there's no way jason actually died of gay aids after being pinned down in a ross dress for less dressing room...... i simply will not believe it.

>>221576239
they also expelled 3 million germans after the war and so most of them came here that's why america is mostly german

>>221576262
Bullshit

>>221576215
>recommend me
Not when you ask like that, no

>>221576229
>The girl is a ditzy spoiled brat who's juxtaposed with the more sensible and industrious Tiana
Lol I remember. I found it charming but I think it's also because I'm a poorfag from a poorfag Southern family (not Black).
I might have to rewatch it to see if it holds up, I bet the frog parts are more grating than I remember.

>>221576281
Please

>>221576287
I watched not too long ago. I think its music is great, and I like the voodoo and creole stuff

>>221576262
>most of them came here
Anon the expelled Sudetens almost exclusively went to Bavaria and Austria, it's Hungarians that came to the U.S after 1956.
>>221576239
>Imagine how much more advanced czechia and slovakia would be if they didn't get annexed by the soviet hordes
How so? They're both wealthy and developed countries.
>the balkans
Anon there's nothing that could make the Balkans nicer than they are right now. They're very lucky to not still be at war, Yugoslavia might even re-emerge peacefully in the future because of how rapidly the area is depopulating due to aging.

The element name cobalt comes from the word kobold, the mythical creature. Kinda neat, I guess

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Watching Mystery Science Theater 3000

>>221576549
Stuff like kobolds were a lot cooler before DnD turned them into generic lizard people.

>driving Uber
>pick up a passenger (girl)
>we are hitting it off pretty well
>really relate to each other and have similar hobbies/interests/outlook on life/etc
>arrive to her destination
>say "well hopefully our paths cross again"
>she says it'd be a shame not to keep in touch. Says I should add her on Facebook
>I open it on my phone
>click on the search bar to type her name in
>I'm in a bunch of incel/woman hate/pro misogyny groups
>all of them pop up on the search bar
>fuck! Panic a bit because she's watching and waiting for me
>tells me to just hand her the phone and she'll type in her name to pull up her account
>I smash in a few letters and hand her my phone
>see her expression change
>she gets really quiet and entire demeanor shifts from friendly to guarded and fearful
>try to continue the small talk, she just looks at my phone in distracted silence
>after a long pause she gives a one word response and practically runs out of the car
Lmao

>>221576406
Is this real

>cereal is buy 2 get 3 free at the grocery store
hmm appears I must go shopping this morning

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I will be losing my Brit flag in 2 days. It's been a pleasure, my /cum/pañeros

>>221576770
I didn’t realize anyone still used Faceberg. Maybe instead of using Faceberg like a boomer, you should be using regular old phone like a boomer

>>221577045
>I will be losing my Brit flag in 2 days
Why?

>>221577075
I'm returning to America for the summer

>>221576653
kek this is literally (not) me

>>221576770
Well, did you learn your lesson?

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>>>/adv/34505708
interesting post diss wun, relatable
diss is basically a female version of me

Elephants have a deeply ingrained hostility toward lions

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This is what a first class carriage looks like in bongland

I'm almost done reading Anne frank journal of a young girl and still don't get it why some people (many) say she was bisexual because she felt like groping a girl's breasts once