gort edish
I love /brit/ because they're the best general and all of the brits have bubble gum pink holes
>>221578468gort
>>221578468him smol
isleworth is in middlesex
any of you read any volodazkin books?
Liz Truss vibrating sex minge
>>221578567What's that>>221578580no, have you ever read the metro books? i wonder if i should read them
Tonight we're having a roast of Mousey so get your jokes ready. More offensive the better
>>221578612antarctica
fucking tune
>>221578591corr corrrrr highly erotic woman
8 posts in 8 minutes on the weekend baby we're absolutely flying here I can barely keep upat this rate we'll hit the bump limit in a mere 5 hours
>>221578612no, i’m not really into reading sci-fi. i feel like it’s a genre suited more for video media
>>221578531>>221578565/transgender/ is down the hall and to the left
just found out seahorses are actual fish, always thought they were some kind of weird cephalopod
Found rorke
>>221578684
>>221578356i've been saying this, there's an entire youtube channel called "catfished" that go around helping boomoids realise that the person they've never met, yet send $40,000 to doesn't existgod if i wasn't such a moralfag i'd be so incredibly rich, they do such a shitty job yet extract AT LEAST 5 figures each time
>>221578684that's not actually a general
>>221578660yeah i heard it on tiktok last week
the wars over land in antarctica when global warming hits are going to be kino
>>221578643I'm going to shag his are
>>221578660all english alternative rock bands sound exactly the same
>>221578681Sci fi books are good your imagination can make better sfx than films or games ever could
>>221578742Absolute nigger take
don't care for australiai'm alwaus glad when we trounce them in rugby haha
>>221578742do you like ne obliviscaris
>>221578773aye
today's random walking direction will be...... NORTH-WEST!
The read
>>221578742Mid to late 2000s when every band was 'The <something>' and they all had the same hairstyle and played the same exact music on the guitar, I felt like I was going insane then with how people pretended The Foreskins were any different from The Binks
don't know what to do with the rest of my day
>>221578703I enjoy this image
>>221578779do you know the minogues
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards
>>221578791let me shag your arse
cant shit lads how do i force a shit
>>221578799aye
do nothing with my life, me
arrr then we have a deal, Mousey's soul for the Pearl
>>221578831>>221578830
>>221578831scran a whole packet of laxatives
>>221578831Pop to Holland and barrett and get yourself some magnesium citrate
ive got a jar of sim cards
>>221578874ktimmers
>>221578831prune juice, curry rice
revving up my second poo of the day
dont all post at once
Hundreds queue to try 'restaurant-quality' jacket potatoes in Southampton
the last /birt/ because everyone posted all at once and we died in a human crush
>>221578831needed one for a couple of hours me but been holding it because it feels nice
>>221578986err
>>221578998don't make it weird
Jew getting crucified right now in the Eurovision thread
liquid poo shooting out my arse
rank hangover poo fumes makes me dizzy
>>221579044I hate this, I hope it's ai, I can't tell anymore
>>221578986nature's buttplug as it were
>>221578986Shit nigguh you gooning yo' shit? Hell yeah nigguh goon that shit man, then you gonna cum out yo' ass nigguh! Ahh yeah goonshitting nigga feels lik I'm cumming out my ass urghhh!
>>221579015link it then>>221579044fatty woman pussy changed rorke look at him grooving at the end there
breaking news
YouTube algorithm spying on my 4chan browsing habits
rubbing mah big belly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_of_Charlie_Johns_and_Eunice_Winsteadi wonder when they first shagged
why are swedes obsessed with downs syndrome?
>>221579141You wouldn't get it, check out cadde on youtube
>>221579129need a hand...?
>>221579139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS82JAkBkDY
>>221579139where?
gherkin cronem waking up… breakfast… steamy showers… cr01’s doing some contrarotation
egg
>>221579211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92lO2Bum7v4
>>221579233Are you a fucking child? What’s with all that ketchup
slow death via hanging asphyxiation seems terrible but doing a hanging from a high drop where it instantly breaks your neck seems like a decent way to kys
>>221579233lovely meal ignore the haters
>>221579253best to overshoot so you don't have to go get more
>>221579267*dabs and jumps*
>>221579267cronem waking up: mmhmm lovely day, i smell di breakfast… gud… praise jahtimmy waking up: >>221579267
>>221579280Kill yourself
>>221579323I’m just a 26 year old kid I don’t need a job not yet
[FINNISH GIRLS SHOUTING]
>>221579330im too black for that
here we are then. /brit/'s final form. just me and a belgian homosexual with a race fetish.
>>221579422you aren't black
reminder that ziedy used to post in nederdraad that he has a 10cm penis
Bundoora girls secondary school
>>221579233going to have an egg soon
>>221579422ziedybelg what kind of lube do you recommend
>>221579460remember his melty when he got exposed for his history in there
>>221579476yes, he is deeply pathetic (not that that really needs to be said)
Shall be watching AFC Stoneham vs Cockfosters in the FA Vase finalCome on you cocks!
>>221579475in not ziedy, maybe you’ll find him in the dutch thread
>muh dik
10 en dun
used to hold my poos in so much when I was a wee lad id sometimes be doubled over in pain
>>221579551are 'lysa
>>221579531I initially thought this meant 10 inch dick and he was larping, did he really mean 10cm?omfdz
Asda on a Sunday afternoon really is an abhorrent experience
>>221579566you never thought that what a bizarre lie
>>221579551what is this alternate universe nonsense
>>221579584I did though
>>221579575get the old people manoeuvred around
>>221579575biomass ground zero
>>221579495is your thin 10cm willy what made you first start fantasising about black men's genitals do you think?
>>221579601It was all full of young families standing around chatting
>>221579599oh ok sorry x
nice yellow circle that
>>221579575supermarkets mid morning on a weekday are worse
>>221579641They're at their absolute worst the day before a bank holidayYou'd think it were covid all over again
>>221579641No they're not
>>221579616no worries x
I can't see in 3d
>>221579475just use mr muscle
just order my shopping me not got time to mooch around supermarkets i'm a busy man
Went to a strip club and had a dance yesterday and immediately left, too weird an experience for me.
>>221579662scrm
>>221579674collecting if you're driving past anyway is quite good if you're getting lots of things
>>221579686was it like a barbers
>>221579660*lays a series of traps and tripwires along your path*
find the only telly i can watch these days without also pissing about on my phone is cooking programmes
bought some rose sancerre
>>221579760should be illegal that (biomass driving)
>>221579762*gets caught in the first one and ends up hanging from a tree by my feet*
>>221579760why did he buy 3
>>221579749can't get your hair cut in a strip club lad that's not what they do
>>221579749Honesty a bit yeah lolShe was talking about an IT course she was doing through the whole dance kek
taking the missus for a romantic weekend awaynot really gonna wank to lesbian porn in my incel hovel instead
I’m tired of the biomass
Rorke saying French leagueleftypol saying ligue une
>>221579784*wanks you off*
rorke
going to become an alcocoholic
leftypol taking a safeguarding course so he can organise Sixth Form orgies
sir cluny clays
any shaggers in?
me after one single spoonful of moussakahttps://youtu.be/E5xLM5icWAo
>>221579860seek help
>>221579866grow up
not a fan of greek food mebit too woggish
mental how kids will experiment sexually anyway and leftypol is just being sensible by teaching them safe sex
>>221579904could go for a nice big bowl of wog slop
sitting in my incelcave
if we restrict their access to fisting porn they'll just do it anyway and do it wrong
festering in my incelcavern
motherfucker are you retarded?you touch rorke, i'll leave your dearly departed
>>221579950wasnt funny the first time you posted ithttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/incelcave/
self harm time
foraging in my incel cavern for mushrooms
lingering in my incelhovel
>>221579788because he failed the others
got you've been framed on
>>221579968you have to see someone about this, its ruining your life.
stewing in my incelcastle
chucking some expired jonnies in my incelbin
>>221579914a paedo wrote this post
shagging in my shagpad
love tailgating and terrorising learners. something invigorating about dominating them
pondering in my incelfort
vegetating in my incel growth chamber
if you fail 2 driving tests then that should be a lifetime ban
its not too lateit doesnt have to be this way
>>221579971not sure any of those are mex
>>221580018mate learner drivers are usually 16 or younger why are talking about dominating them
got the pragmata on
plotting in my incel lair
>>22158003916 is the legal age of consent you fucking yankifiedmuttedzoomerisedRUNT
>>221580059doesn't make it morally right does it
>>221579760I did this ages back, think it cost £125 (includes the £63 to book the test itself), zero regrets, got it within two weeks and passed
The Shadows over Plymouth
>>221580018kill yourself horrid cunt
decomposing in my incelcoffin
raping my own penis to smithereens
>>221580071Do you remember being 16?
>>221580091*swerves into view of your right mirror and flashes lights*
The Northwich Horror
dont give a fuck what anyone sayshaving a 20yo gf in your 40s is based
the norwood horror
>>221580142the jews don't like this one simple trick
Test to see if I’m still banned
>>221580142are you in your 40s and have a 20yo gf?
just nipping out to the minor erdtree on the weeping peninsula anyone want owt
>>221580150Lol
>>221580170would love a go on her brownie if you know what I mean
>>221580158you arex
>>221580158ban evasion in progress ALERT ALERTBAn evasion in progress
>>221580194*sets off the janny alarm*
>>221580150Quietly enjoying this post
>>221580182some food for my giant zombie dog x
>>221580170
>>221580187eating her arse?
>>221580219would love a go on her brownie if you know what I mean
>>221580187no I don't
cause I'm too messy then I'm too fucking clean
>>221580224no need to be so graphic and crude
grok what would she look like if she was black and chinese
>>221580150ktim
>>221580233would love a go on this tart if you know what I mean
zoomers: why am I still a virgin freak and why wont women talk to mealso zoomers: >>221580128>>221580170>>221580187>>221580219>>221580224>>221580226
>>221580241sex acts are beautiful . being the object of one is a great honour
>>221580233sex
okay grok now make her skin so incredibly black that she throws off the contrast
>>221580233would love to have a god on her frangipane tart if you get my drift
>>221580233pov starving small boat cronem minutes after arrival
Grim when the brit lads are horny. Don’t like it.
>>221580266im a stone cold incel bitch
What's the couth way of saying licking and kissing someone's arse so vigorously you could refer to the practice as eating someone's arse?We have fellatio for noshing and cunnilingus for licking vagina is there an already established term for arse eating?
>>221580306*starts shagging you*
>>221580280it's so funny how much ai prompting resembles star trek holodeck commands
there really is a crisis in the dating market
>>221580306get your arse out for the ladsget your arse out for the ladsget your arse out for the ladsget your arse out for the lads
>>221580256screamo>>221580306*starts dry humping you*
>>221580316tonguing the sphincter
>>221580322she needs to grow the fuck up and live in the real world
remember that meme about jeets costing whatsapp billions because they all send "good morning sir" messages to eachother every morninghaha x
>>221580353would love to take a bite of her muffin if you know what I mean
>>221580306*rapes your arse at 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mph*
the joke is that he is horny
>>221580358deeply soulful nation
i wanna get my dick sucked!!!
im a mentally insane freaknigga
>>221580353wouldn't mind copping a feel of her buns if you know what I mean
>>221579033Love how the age of these memes creeps up by 1 year each year so it’s always aligned with my present age
>>221580322mad how she says personality but she really means consumer lifestyle choices
>>221580322femchild bitch
>>221580322She absolutely weighs over 90kg.
>>221580376er yeah we all just saw that
>>221580382you're a sick fuck rorke
>>221580353would put my tongue in her bum
>>221580384when you get older you're going to fall in to a deep depression looking back at this mentally ill behaviour and the time you wasted on here being mildly annoying to anonymous posters for years on end
Why’d everyone let the Rothchilds off the hook. Used to be the schizo go-to back in the day
Rorke fixing his hair
>>221579781How on earth would they culturally enrich our Christmas Markets then, Rorke?
>>221580382*slaps it instead*
>>221580376same but brit costing hiroshimoot millions by saying pooscrmng 500 times a day
Mad how little companies pay if you identify day 0 crippling bugs in their software. It's like they almost want you to sell the exploits on the black market and royally fuck them over
VERY hungover. can't decide if i should drink orange squash and wait it out or have a few glasses of wine to see it off.
>>221580412turned out that they're all good lads and it was just a misunderstanding
>>221580409rightio
>>221580322rorke won't like this but she would be his looksmatch
Doing a peng gay porn poo
>>221580424hair of the dog
>>22158032236 years old fucking hell
>>221580442would love to put his double chocolate in my mouth if you know what I mean
>>221580442rorke having those thoughts again
>>221580442heatherpumpkin
had a bumwank last night. strange old business.
>>221580433you are extremely mentally ill
>>221580453meds, now
>>221580442the jews took over booths
>>221580442ziedy hollering like a chimp at this image
>>221580442would love to eat the double chocolate from their arses
>>221580233hate eye makeup like this
>>221580466sex arse, also did you buy that or do you download your books for free on zlibrary like yours truly?
Rorke hiding behind the couch during the haka
>>221580460touched a nerve I see
>>221580489>>221580489>>221580489new
There has been an 87% reduction in dollymong posts in the past 30 days over the previous
>>221580442yjk
>>221580490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn_ZyQ7jW9o*disrespects you*
>>221580497seek help please
>>221580488i bought it what’s zlibrary?
>>221580519for what?
>>221580515does he still post his pang pang pussy changed rorke gimmick here? also is he the one who started poo seal?
done by the janman
get him janman
leftypol listening to get rich or die tryinrorke listening to the massacre
>>221580533
>>221580531OCD is destroying your life mate
>>221580533yeah and yeah
they call him the quickdraw
>>221580531everything
>>221580528place where you can just download the mobi files for kindle books and just get them for free, it also does pdfs and other files too of course
>>221580540rorkes a guess whos back man
I'll make the new one, it's my turn
>>221580547not taking your word for it sorry, just don't trust you in particular.
>>221580570beware the wrath of the janman
>>221580556sounds good. aren’t kindle files like .azx or something though?
>>221580572but doctor I am Quentin
might make the new
>>>/hm/2704316>>>/hm/2704316>>>/hm/2704316
im making it no one else make it
thinking about making a new
>>221580622>>221580622>>221580622the new
>>221580545I don't have that>>221580552and what would that be
>>221580599>>221580608>>221580616I said I'll make it. I want to and it's my turn to
>>221580625IM the designated new maker around these parts
what's got janny's bee in a bonnet?
making the new
>>221580597that's why i can't trust your word on it, someone else should tell me if you still post here or not, also i remember when i sent a message under one of ur twitter posts and you called me 'sir gimmick ruiner' and then privated your account for like a month
>>221580621dont play dumb
>>221580633noooo rorke
>>221580666>>221580666>>221580666possible new, who knows
>>221580621rorke is your stim object and its part of your OCD ritual.
>>221580652>>221580652>>221580652
>>221580653>>221580653>>221580653
Create the new
>>221580658>>221580661what are you two like
>>221580233>>221580170what kind of name is miciasounds like a skin rash
