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>>221581618alri
fuck beats this is beaver territory
20 posts to earlytry again hombre
>>221582351>fuck beats
I DID A TYPO AGAIN ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I WANT TO DIEEEEEE
>>221582315i honestly dont know what to jack off to now that every porn site requires verification, i cant be bothered trawling through all the nasty shit on weird amateur sites or scrolling past the insanity on /gif/.what are the government even trying to do why are they making wanking illegal
rhea ripley sex arse
>fuck beats
>>221582402They're slowly making it illegal to be heterosexual
remember when it was normal to post full of typos back in the early internet dayswhy is everyone so obsessed with proper grammar on a racist anime forum suddenly???
>>221582402just use a tor window lad it's not hard (it's not hard because you're not wanking cos of the porn ban aha just my little joke x )
Going abroad on holiday next month and then going on holiday again somewhere else in August.
really pulls you out of the mood when you have to scroll past a bunch of gore, suicide and scat threads on /gif/ to get to the normal porn
>>221582428Because of autocorrect Did you anons watch Eurovision last nite? I missed the threads.
>>221582451>he scrolls past
>>221582428milennials try to correct gen z grammar on here now, noticed it a few times its kinda funny icl
>>221582470um
well that's triplets putting big things in their bums and playing with their willies
*tries to suppress a yawn as politely as possible*
>>221582503right that's a picture of a naked child
been experimenting with investment stuff and through some very low risk moves via a stocks and shares isa i seem to get about a grand a month and that keeps going up cos it's a reinvestment jobby which on top of my salary is making things quite nice. feel like i found a free money hack or summat.
he approaches
>>221582527your gonna feel like a right mug when the market collapses
>>221582503Paedo
scots are very low class people, even the women are violent and uglyhttps://x.com/KeskinensBigToe/status/2055750398829375645
>>221582443good shout does that make vids load slow tho?
>>221582503hi
>>221582315what I wank to is already illegal
Americans get so mad when you tell them you don't hate black people or asians
>>221582578she probably goons to hella mlp porn
>>221582578that's not allowed
having a curry lunch and a wank in Spoons
you can post whatever you like.
>>221582589Rorke goes mental as well tbf
>>221582532doxxed
>i used to be a brony
>>221582532hmm
yummy
changing my race to black
sucking on a (singular) roblock
>>221582578that awkward smile and nod when he says he used to be brony
it's nearly wine o clock
>>221582634girls love a guy with a hobby. they literally dont care what it is because they aren't taking any interest in it regardless
>>221582532>Chud Roadso this is where’s rorkes gaff is
>>221582569nah if anything's slow ctrl-f5 til it's not
How far along are you on the Norwood reaper scale?If i improve my diet will it slow the process?
coworker tried to show me a 7 minute video in the break room and I had to just say no thanks
>>221582677it's over for me
ordering 40 pizzas to 3 chud road
>>221582677Don't really know the scale but I'm halfway to having a poofy little island alone at the front and a bald spot on the backWasn't shagging when I had hair anyway what difference does it make
>>221582532amazonberg has already been round my ends. what you ordered lad
>>221582677I'm a NW0 at 32No, it's entirely genetic
>>221582624youre right but the janitor wont allow this because he is a parasite that wants to suppress free speech
All rorke's heroes get mysterious large donations from israel glowies and white boy in thailand nonce ahh vibe cryptobros
need a white fox hoodie gf
>>221582742nonce
I'm 36 and in the best place physically, emotionally and financially that I have been ever
love it when the showers a bit clogged and then you unclog it and its like phwoar that waters draining fast
I'm black and non-binary
>>221582677thankfully I'm 30 and my hairline is basically the same as it was at 21 but I still can't grow a beard which is pretty patheticprobably have low T me aha
reckon i'm gonna do a barbeque. going to cook far too much food so i have leftover barbeque bits for a few days. going to drink cans while i cook.
>>221582754ktim but not the physically part
>>221582755alright post10
>>221582748eh what.stacey women wear them. you dont get a girl like that without being a represent owners club deano
>>221582731fomyeg
if you vote reform you're a paedophile
>>221582560those are celtic fans, they're all grim
>>221582754ktim but 35 broke and depressed
Packet of Butterkist toffee popcorn down the hatch
>>221582304
Rorkeing around the incel tree
>>221582740People who randomly become billionaires from “””crypto””” are usually just fronts for state actors. Farage got that £5m from Russia, they just couldn’t use an actual Russian to give it to him
>>221582780you should be rangebanned parasite
my life has never been worse but I've been going on daily walks and feeling slightly better every day x
Yes just believe what the programming tells you to believe
>>221582624except for:1. mice2. homers3. dragons
>>221582820cute avatar friend!
I’m 32 and in the worst place physically, emotionally and financially that I have been ever
>>221582816Ever been shagged up the arse?
>>221582788the ones with the maroon shoes are clearly hearts fans. they've instigated it
have rheumatoid arthritis and not looking forward to being old with it :(
>>221582820>>221582828you are the cancer that destroys this general and you should be rangebannedall you do is impersonate and harass me
might take an incelstroll to the shop
>>221582846I did once shove a brush handle up my bum while wanking
>>221582854hii im that guy too (Same guy)
>>221582828ponies allowed
>>221582854fake mousey
>>221582874kys parasite
bring back steve
>>221582869dont like leaving the incel hovel. i will starve myself for a day or two before i force myself to go out
>>>/mlp/>>>/hm/>>>/cm/>>>/y/>>>/lgbt/>>>/d/>>>/vt/>>>/aco/remember you're posting with people who use these boards daily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpnUurJvGWs
>>221582894Don't forget /int/
steve is a well respected scientist, horse biologist and whatever else he decides to obsess over for that day
>>221582894for me it's /hr/, specifically the dua lipa thread x
what if you were a girl with a fetish for taking incel virginitiesbest strategy would be to become a prossie and have them book you out but not sure if you could filter other clients out or just need to shag them too
oh ohh oh ohhh yea yea yea yea hahah yayy
I remember when he used to constantly spam an image that looked like a bit of bird shit on some soil over and over again
>>221582920he cosy
>>221582933oi imagine if you could get one shaped like a willy howl
>>221582939you would have to feed them drugs, meth and viagra so that you could rape themit would probably have to be a doctor
>>221582934ktim but alysa liu x
>>221582854i dont do that :/
do you reckon hayley williams wants to have sex with me
rorke's golf ball collection
been drinking since 10am in dublin airport and absolutely rooted but supposed to be getting a flight in an hour
>>221582759heckin coon and varmint
>>221582985no you haven’tno you aren’t
>>221582974all extremely well sucked
gave a white english homeless man 10 quid today and he said thank you
>>221582939
love that one brit who thinks multiple people are one person and makes up a persona for themI call him Norbert
Just received a chicken
my sister still listens to stomp clap hey! millennial music.I didn't know there were still bands making that stuff, churning out new songs in that genre in 2026...
Know a woman who is a vegan and all about the environment and that, but doesn't actually seem to like animals or being around them
>>221583024mousey thanks you for your service
for sale: golf ball, never sucked
>>221582985don't believe a word of this
>>221582985>rootedi know what you are
well said
>>221583042reckon she’s ever had dick up her arse?
>>221583070Not a fan of Robinson, but it is so cringe when Centrist Dads say 'Yaxley-Lennon'
>>221583042let people enjoy thingsbet you like some amount of embarrassing claptrap shiteyou wouldn't dare tell us because you're a coward freakyour sister def has a better personality than you
>>221583070wait lol was there really a big crowd of gammons singing ynwa for dommy
>>221583042also had that vid recommended to me
>>221583042describe your sister's body?
state of this little anorak
>>221583070>gets banned
i'd take anon's sister to to see edward sharpe and magnetic zero and NEVER call her again
Remember on local election night the host of Question Time demanded the Green representative on the panel straight up expel and apologise for a Green councillor saying Tommy Robinson was funded by ZionistsOnly it's totally true innit? I thought BBC were supposed to be impartial but seems they can bash the left as much as they want without consequences.
anon: blah blah something mundane blah sister blah/brit/: corrr ever shagged her up the arse
>>221583042i want to suck her arsehole
Rorke's sister getting her turds frosted to Imagine Dragons
>>221583125Genuinely what is the issue here?
My sister
>>221583125reckon hes one of those guys who plays those computer game role play servers where he takes his job as a floor sweeper extremely seriously
>>221583191bond burgered??
>>221583167Painfully unfunny gimmick
>>221583181he's just assumed theyre going to leave a mess for no reason
Statistically speaking 40% of you posting here have a sister
>>221582441
>>221583125khajiit selling wares off licence outside the city walls again? get the guards
the younger the better
>>221583225i have a sister and two nieces
>>221583167it happens sometimes though, can't wait to reply YES
>>221583199mate of mine used to play on gmod rp servers and would pretend to be a police officer catching 10 year olds pretending to be criminals
Might go back to bed. Not feeling today
>>221582441wait whats this is it important
ooh, that's another, ooh, ooh, in the bag
>>221583232You ever shag any of them up the arse?
hailberg battering the windowwitzes
>>221583209Doesn't have to be painful if you take your time and use plenty of lube
some more refball for man u i see
>>221583225got half sisters
all our sisters are posting on /r/fauxmoi right now
>>221583246no ive seen my sisters boobs when we went camping though
>>221583230cabbage??
right well
>>221583225I have a sistermakes for a good wank on occasion but doesn't post slutty pictures of herself unfortunately
>>221583282
>>221583271where is her modesty
>>221583271How did they feel?
>>221583268bet you like to lurk there too you zesty mincer
I'm like a wild dog
>>221583309didn't say i'd touched themalso need her pubes down the bikini bottoms when we were relaxing by the pool on another holiday they were very fair
>>221583316do you bite
Rorke doing an incest now is he?
seasideMARK going out with his mates for a pint and a mealTim sitting inside surrounded by strangers watching random shit on TV and drinking himself to deathOh it lush
>>221583330did you get hard? x
>>221583313nah it's too sincerei prefer the cynical and funny /r/redscarepod
>>221583346No wonder the r9k freaks love Tim and hate Mark
whats the decision on going shop for some crisps?
>>221583334Only if you've been naughty x
>>221583358nohave got hard in bed with her beforei used to go into her room and we'd watch big brother together in her bed
>>221583366
>>221583125stupid nonce
>>221583379um
I'm like a wild hog
>>221583403i'm a cat
Love seeing tits that I wasn't supposed to see, very exciting.
nichola holt big bummer
>>221583411you must love looking in the mirror
>>221583410Want to get shagged up the arse?
wish my 35 year old brother with a wife and kids was my sister
>>221583422
>>221583422Him status? Done.
>>221583426no but you may stroke my head
>>221583422rape nuke to his self-esteem
Thread feels really gay today
>>221583365*confers with several other posters*it's a yes from us
>>221583443can i stroke your tail? x
saw my cousin's willy once and it was massive
>>221583466penglove big willies me
When the morning come come, I'm dancin' like you're dumb, dumb, dumbWhen the groove is high, when dummies jump to skyIf you feel the groove, groove, the dummies have to move, move, moveCan you feel the beat? The beat, the beat?You never tell me what is wrong'Cause now it's time to be aloneLet me love you every daySo long you let the dummies playDam dadi doo, dam, dam di doo di damDam dadi doo, dam, dam di doo di damDam dadi doo, dam, dam di doo di damDam dadi doo, dam, dam di doo di dam
uk niggas on demon time
been under our noses this whole time, sickening
Ate too many ice blocks and started bleeding all over them from the inside of my lipsucks cause I'd like another one
exhausted meself with a soapy shower wank just now
sex poo
>>221583492i cant wank in the shower i'm not fit enoughi can only wank on my back
Mad how much dust the air purifier takes in
since some or you were asking last night my whole family refuses to talk to me because at my nieces birthday two years ago I asked my brother (nieces dad) if he ever shagged her up the arse in front of all my nieces friends and their parents. I didn't even think it was just instinct from posting here all the time. anyway since then none of my family talk to me I fucking live with my parents and they just pretend I'm not here they don't even cook my tea anymore or get me my cereals
i wank on my knees
>>221583473same. we tend to love things we dont have
>>221583483It's a single stranded RNA virus, nothing Ivermectin can't fix.
>>221583365already goy nik naks and ready salted walkers
gay and obese
Shower wanks arent good plus the cum goes like that with the hot water
rorke walking around the hull trenches with his new iceman grills
>>221583466mate and i compared ours once then got his dog hard to see who was biggest
>>221583511
not on really
>>221583511had he ever shagged her up the arse?
need to be all cosy in bed before I get the wanktoil startedcan't be doing it in the shower or on my computer chair me
>>221583420used to well fancy that Emma one
>>221583516>goy nik naksi feel they've stopped being subtle with it, if they've rebranded them like that
>>221583527who won? x
>>221583505just wank mate it's not hard
It was just one of those days, with nothing else to doWe went clubbin' at this place, when I first saw you5 foot 10 a perfect smile, like a movie scenePumpin' to the galaxy, when the DJ screamedYou gotta jump! jump!, that's what the bass is forYou gotta jump! jump!, if you want moreYou gotta jump! jump!, when you hear the scoreEverybody on the floor!
>>221583531how does that work thenplane goes up and then immediately goes back down again?
>>221583531Its not like an 8 mile flight will do much damage is it
>>221583532he didn't answer immediately and I started smiling like a retard because I kept thinking of that Bradley Walsh image where he's trying to hold in his laugh then he calmly told me to leave that was the last time anyone in my family spoke to me
leftypol buying his funko pop goy nik naks
>>221583379FREAK! PERVERTED FREAK ALERT!
>>221583530SKYLAR
>>221583511is it a good arse?
>>221583531what a bunch of pussies
>>221583559...yh thats what they tend to do
Just did a fart that shook a few tiles off the roof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc7-ckxYUeY
want to go out and buy some food but spent too much on femdom last night so will just make something using ingredients in the kitchen to make up for it
Licking a sex arse
>>221583551Then why would he be wanking?
>shook a few tiles off the roof
miatta fahnbulleh sex arse
went out to do shop and just as I come back it starts rainingthey call me 'perfect shopping time Tim'
think it'll be like a creampie gangbang sort of wank this afternoon
The world is a mystery to little Booba. But he approaches the curiosities around him with wonder, finding adventure in his everyday surroundings.
Suicidal leftypol drinking himself unconscious while the nightcore blasts and he plays with his my little ponies
>>221583599
>>221583641rather specific that one
>>221583531yh?
Rorke meanwhile just achieved a new PB at the gym and his mate's sister also fancies him
promethazine habit lean habit codeine
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221583649toby's gf
>>221583675
WHERE. ARE. MY. DISCORD. KITTENS.????
fuck her right in the pussy
>>221583714
>>221583675imagine sitting down to a nice salad and leaves are longer than your body
40 year old man pretending to be a cute little girl logging on
One time I saw my exes sisters bobs, I hope I never dementia. I apologized after and it was kind of awkward but I don't think she ever told her cause it was never brought up and it would have been a problem - TRUST
sucking a guinea pig
straight up got my booty out and im shaking it
Rabbits can just drop dead from shock if they hear a loud bang like a firework or something Doesn't seem very evolutionarily advantageous...
rorke twerking his little white arse to the mewgenics ost
>>221583763little goats and sheep are so cute
>>221583725tippytaps:>>
>>221583763us core
GET UP AND DANCE!!!DJ, DROP THE BEAT!!!!
keep thinking there's some monster left in this can but it's all the spit I've accumulated from sucking on nic pouches ..uwu
some bears will eat 100 000 calories a day prior to hibernationmental
>>221583809must do some megapoos
>>221583809that's probably during salmon season, I've seen them catch salmon and eat only the skin and throw away the meat - kind of wasteful
no rorke! dont do it! its not worth it!*rorke starts doing the haka*
>>221583825love the webm of the bears fighting and one does a big shit while they're grappling
>>221583863
suckling a hapless worm to my teat
might start pretending to be gay when i meet people so i can socialise easier. because gay guys always have a ton of friends
bit weird how all those scientists went missing isn't it
>>221583895no they dont
>>221583840never understood this just move your own chair back and you will have the same space as before
>>221583895gay guys can find you pussy if they like you
Need need need a girlfriend who I can put on a leash like a dog except I fuck her
Reminder Wes Streeting has sold all your personal NHS data to Palantir
>>221583936Toby
>>221583936um.... hi x
what would win? 1 trillion bears or the sun?
need a gf who looks and acts exactly like my mum but she wanks me off
>>221583936she's going to put you on a leash and drug you into a stupor
>>221583936hiya
>>221583957hi
>>2215839641 trillion scousers or the sun
nigga said um
>>221583965how
need my mum to wank me off
>>221584001um
>>221583996homer simpsons
>>221583965>>221583996wtf even is that?
>>221583996my body has this shape but not as extreme
>>221580653What is this foreign bullshit
Sir Kemi Badenoch
theirs pinapple chimp inhis belly
>>221584020he ate the walmart items
>>221584032Its an apple my g
wank the umposters
I am fart
>>221583996Peak male form mate
dogbergs cold so she's sleeping cuddled up against my legs
>>221580653>kurva any...
>>221584066aww
bump
>>221584066pull her tail for a laugh
>>221584066Need that but instead of a real dog it’s a woman and instead of my leg she just lets me fuck her
saving our dogshit zingers for the new are we?
>>221584052Bet you think you're funny don't you
so um we gonna make a new then or
>>221584106I just posted mine here
no news on sunday
Fish and chips doesn't need any sauce if you put enough vinegar on I find.
can't make the new one cause I'm an immigrant
>>221584155>>221584155>>221584155
got a really long nipple hair
>>221577842Remembering when /brit/ was in a feud with Fatpheebs
